Sox gonna get Slaughtered Edition.
Holland vs Marquez. Currently the top of the first, 0-0.
And let the floodgates open.
Holland might never get an out again
>I paid $4 for this
>Already losing
Tank can't stop, won't stop
To those that have made it this far, this is the last series before the unofficial halfway point of the season. Other than the obvious pain and disgust for the Sox, what are you expecting after the ASB?
>>76980673
Disappointment
>>76980673
Firesale, moar tanking, and Moncada eventually
Everything must go
>>76980713
Realistically (though I'm sure we know who we would like gone), who is actually likely to be dealt by Hahn before July is gone? If the Sox stay put again, I'm gonna flip shit.
>>76980761
Todd and Melky are going to be FA, so they will be dealt
Robertson and maybe someone else from the bullpen will probably be dealt. Probably to the nats
Quintana might go, I don't know
>giving up a hit to the pitcher
You are special, Holland.
>Holland hitting 1.000
Apologize
>Chicago's minor league team.
>playing by the man's league rules.
If the Rockies don't win this game by 10, I'll be disgusted.
>>76981388
Oh hey, rockies fans still exist
>>76981388
I was in Denver over the weekend. I can't help but be amazed at the distinct lack of shitty roads.
Dutch tank rolls on
>>76981544
Its probably all the weed they have there
shit that weed sure would help stomach watching holland "pitch" though
>>76981448
Wrong, Cubs fan.
I did visit Coors Field a few times, you can tell they used Wrigley as the basis for their stadium. And it's impressive in how it still feels new even though it is now the third oldest National League stadium in the country. Although fuck the 'can't throw balls back onto the field rule' Their only good food kiosk was the Famous Dave's BBQ. RIP their original Restraint along with all the stuffed animals and fish.
>>76981544
All the shitty roads were moved from the Democratically controlled Denver, to the Lolitarian paradise that is Colorado Springs.
TACOS FOR EVERYONE!
Fuck, what a shitty deal. Then again, it's not like the Big Macs for the Bulls are any better. Is there any fast food scoring special that is actually good?
>>76981868
Off the top of my head, no.
Just got here, now leaving immediately. Tank rolls on.
>>76982027
Save yourself!
>>76981544
It's very dry and also surprisingly very flat. I think that's a good combo for stable roads
>first time watching the Sox live in years
>get to watch the amazing pitching feats of Derek Holland, Juan Minaya and David Holmberg
Almost to that double digit deficit.
And now Beck giving up 500 foot dingers
Sasuga
>Timmy hitting a ball 451 feet
Yep, it's Coors alright.
>>76982426
It's the zero humidity that really helps because it's ice that really fucks up roads.
>>76983103
You jinxed it faget
Jake Burger 3/3 in his Kannapolis debut. Is he /ourguy/ ?
>>76980673
Todd and Robertson are gone. We'll move Melky if we can, but I doubt it. He's just so bad in the field. He can hit though. Probably either Swarzak or Kahnle are gone. If Quintana has a few more good starts before the deadline then I think he'll probably be gone, otherwise probably not. Had Quintana pitched really well in his last game I think he'd be gone already because that would have been like 4 really good starts in a row and someone would have sprung for him, but he didn't, so as it is I think he'll need 2 more really strong starts for us to move him at the price we want.
>>76983869
Dunno, is he a degenerate?
>>76984116
>Probably either Swarzak or Kahnle are gone
Swarz is a free agent at the end of this year, so he's going to be on the table for sure. Kahnle isn't a free agent until 2021, so he's more of a question mark.
>non-save Drob
I said 10 runs and I'm sticking to that. 9 is not 10. Yah blew it Rockies.
>>76984453
There's still plenty of late-inning meaningless runs for us to score, it probably won't be 9.
>>76984487
>it will be one
Oh the hilarity that would ensue.
Hurray,we are free.
missed the last inning but it was already known what the outcome was but I came back anyways
gg rocks