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Butthurt homer. Thats all you get boy.

Umps squeezing Sanchez hard.

Better be a tight zone for Morton too.

I'm looking for a thread on /sp/.

A thread where there is nothing but concentrated autism.

Where the users have collectively watched baseball for a total of six games.

Where the posters have nothing of value or merit to contribute.

Where the "fans" will jump ship as soon as a cloud rolls by.

I am looking for this thread on /sp/.

>running on Montero

its no secret now

>>76978364
yeah, the lower part of the zone might even be smaller than it was yesterday. buncha hooey if ya ask me

>>76978388
leddit is down the hall faggot. Nobody cares.

>>76978388

Nice reddit spacing

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/a/stros!

>slowtista

why is marWIN so unbelievably based tho

>Smoak back to hitting into DP's

is the hot streak over already? Has the freefall to Michael Saunders tier begun?

Well deserved for Osuna. The only actual elite player in the Jays.

buck and tabby have to shut up about wins. They purposefully highlight that stat now

SPRANGED

>sancheeze

gonna take time to get back to where he was

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Sanchez should beam the Umpire and leave the game.

>all these walks

brought up too soon, no command yet

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>Tulo
>Gogo

Welp it was fun while it lasted folks, but the Astros arent jetlagged anymore

canada is up 1 - 0 in their gold cup game lads.

>blow gays

Sanchez is just helping to make sure Jays Management doesn't do something stupid like think this team can make the post season this year

Thank you based dirty sanchez

>>76978850
Not to mention the ump's strikezone being the size of a matchbox to top it off.

What do Stros fans do with all the Rags fans bandwagoning them? Should purge them all tbqf

Why would they bring him back vs the Astros

this is some Jason Lane stuff goin on top friggin kek mayne

>>76978901
I always preferred the plastic/rubber hybrid cups for the superior protection and comfort, but if you wanna get that fancy and opulent, you do you

>>76978980
because its him or Mike Blowsinger

Who we'll likely see pitch now anyway

Starting Pitching got the Jays to the playoffs last year and it may be the reason why they don't this year

>>76978954
make fun of them mercilessly until they don't even wanna watch baseball anymore. it's funny; normies have a really low threshold for that.

at least the jays have 8 more abs

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Oh btw we gave the entire coaching staff extensions to match Gibbys. Cant wait for playoffs in 2025!

>>76979051
>implying Morton wont go 7 shutout innings

this is the Jays """""offense""""" we are talking about

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>Pearce

what a wild night brehs

>>76979173
some good full moon baseball

does this ump have the worst strike call in the league?

the blue jays are going to come back and win this one

>>76979344
this

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I wonder if the /a/stros will get to 40 runs tonight

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>>76979408
O/U 19 runs

the jays are throwing this game now. Swinging at everything

who will the Jays start tomorrow, seeing as how Stroman is changing teams mid-series?

>>76979408
>>76979465
>not knowing about the Astros' magic 16-run limit
dummies

>starts raining
>the white/blue ink runs and reveals the ugly 00's black JAYZ jerseys underneath

>tune in
>9 - 0

Hope we can hold that lead. we have a ways to go they could chip away at our relief. Still surprised we have Dayan in our BP.

>>76979564
>inb4 Diaz, Feliz, and Sipp give up 16 runs

You know it's game over when Bowelslinger is pitching.

>>76979544
Honestly we need the baby blues back, maybe then we'll start winning.

>that waitress with the long curly hair behind home plate
welp guess I'm moving to Toronto

>>76979691
No non transgendered multiracial mud people allowed.

>>76979733
welp guess I'm hiring a kidnapper instead then?

Smoak bomb incoming

>scoring runs

literally how????

>>76979895
>get man on base
>strike out
>double play
>repeat
>??????
>profit

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>everybody hits yesterday
>nobody hits today, but the other team is

ah, baseball

>>76980010
Charlie Morton is just that good

>no SPRYCLE
dang it

>>76980054
this

>Springer doing the kershaw pose
he knows

leaf friends, come back
y'all scored

>>76980320
I'm eating subway

>>76980336
>canadians even eat their sandwiches out of bags

>have a shitty team and an a shittier season
>still have almost twice as many fans attending as Cleveland

Post the MarWIN stats

>>76980467
>guaranteed (you)s
hahaha

Get fucked Blue Jays.

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>Smoak continuing to swing at that curveball low and in

fuking bullshit

GOATis

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I'm back from work

Has Morton been being a good boy?

>>76980913
yes, 6 very solid innings and had good command
also, post the 7th inning pic

S P R I N G E R

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>>76980950
sprunger and gattis dunger wee

What percent of Springer was hoping that it would hit the top of the wall and give him a shot at the triple? He was sprinting out of the box

is it just me or does it feel like springer has more multi-hr games that single-hr games?

>>76980978
good job friend

>>76981003
100%
he woulda been bragging about it in the clubhouse for the next week, or until he got bored of it

>>76981003
tbqh I'm thinking he 99% wanted that to be off the wall

drinking manzanita sol right now brehs

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see you tomorrow aft

getcha next game

>>76981495
>canada
>milk isn't in a ziploc snack bag
are we being tricked

Ontario province deserves to be loser

GG Bloo Jays

gg jays see y'all tomorrow aight?

>>76982208
Nope, because I'm going to kill myself.

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