/trans/ - R.I.P. Bradley Lowery Edition

Daily reminder to filter Indonesia.

Good op

>being this desperate to be the one to own the 'dead kid' gimmick

>>76976914
mememouth will have an infight what with harry arter too

>last digit is how many short attacking midfielders Man City buy this transfer window

>>76976872
If double digits then Lukaku stays at Everton

>S N U B C H E S T E R

or

>100 gorillion on the belgian bebe

win win situation

>>76976952
1 to go
>does Sanchez count?

DEATH TO ALL AGENTS

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Is /trans/, dare I say, back?

A true brit on the right. Learn something white bois

You troll in this thread you'll be banned, sick of people acting edgy. You don't care don't comment. This lad has been an inspiration to many little lads going through the same issues. R.I.P.

Why is Dier a system babby?

And why is he shit? The France game?

>>76977036
SUP JANNY

>>76977039
Dier was one of the main culprits in the notorious full time dentists incident

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>>76977036

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>You troll in this thread you'll be banned, sick of people acting edgy. You don't care don't comment. This lad has been an inspiration to many little lads going through the same issues. R.I.P.

>>76977039
>be English
>play for Tottenham
>be a system babby

pick all three

Lukaku is gonna be shit without a strike partner or a cam to set him up

>>76976872
Blunderland killed him

Moyes has blood on his hands

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>>76977021

>>76977039
Has rarely played well for England
Actually isn't a key player at Spurs and is hardly noticed when he isn't playing
Versatile but also not great in any position, jack of all trades master of none sorta shit
Not even Home Grown

Literally worth £25m maximum even at inflated prices

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>>76976952
>last digit is how many days before this gimmick gets old

>>76977095
Nobody gives a shit, Chelsea shitposter. Have a free (You).

>>76977107
Nice gimmick m8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimmick

A daily reminder that Chelsea is the club Lukaku supported as a boy.

RIP

>>76977107
A week seems reasonable.

Last two digits will be the amount of days until Lacazette is injured for the rest of the season

>>76977153

But then the fans wouldn't let him into the training ground and chanted "We're racist and that's the way we like it".

>>76977153
Daily reminder that Money FC is Minos

>>76977134
What a pointless post.

>>76977177
>Arsenal v West Brom is in 77 days

Fucking hell

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>tfw no Gal gf with sexy leg's for you to rub

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh
One senior source telling us Manchester United are confident they have got Romelu Lukaku and deal could be announced soon

>>76977195
What a pointless poster.

>>76977205
>Sky Sources
>current year

>>76977205
sounds like they have tracked him and killed him bin laden style

>>76977198
I hope someone keeps a log of these preditctions from the old thread, honestly think they might all be right

>last digit is the number of black French players Arsenal will sign this transfer window

>>76977223
2 more then

>>76977223
Black? Sure. Black AND French? Doubt.

>>76977223
Lemar and who?

last 2 digits is the amount of goals huddersfield will concede next season

>>76977244
Mbrappe on Loan from Real Madrid

>>76977153
Football is a job.

>>76977249
your last 2 digits times the last digit of my post is the correct number

>>76977244
>>76977223
Lemar, Lacazette, and someone else. I doubt Mbappe but maybe Martial

>>76977260
impressive defence

>>76977260
Wagner confirmed GOAT

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Test

>>76977244
sagna on a free

>>76977260
Kek that backfired

Last digit is the position united will finish this season

>>76977277
>conceding 49 goals
>somehow makes them GOAT

Hmm not sure your right there buddy

>>76977296
delete this right now

>Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, is willing to have talks with manager Antonio Conte and could still play for the club again. The Spain international was told by text last season that he does not feature in the first-team plans. (Sun)

The Blues will make a move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)

>Everton want Manchester United to include add-ons in their offer for striker Romelu Lukaku, which could take the deal to £90m. Jose Mourinho's side have agreed an initial £75m fee for the 24-year-old Belgium international. (Sky Sports)

United will turn their attention to signing 23-year-old Tottenham and England midfielder Eric Dier for a fee in the region of £50m once the Lukaku deal is completed. (Telegraph)

>Arsenal are awaiting a response from Monaco after making a £40m bid for their France winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Football London)

Crystal Palace are ready to bid for Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, 28. The Netherlands international played under new Eagles boss Frank de Boer at Ajax. (TalkSport via AS)

>West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)

Liverpool have received a number of enquiries about defender Mamadou Sakho and are confident a club will meet their £30m asking price for the 27-year-old France international. (Liverpool Echo)

>Manchester City striker Wilfried Bony is attracting interest from a number of Chinese Super League clubs and the Premier League side hope to get £14m for the Ivory Coast international. (Independent)

Swansea have not received any offers for 23-year-old defender Alfie Mawson, with the former England Under-21 international a firm part of boss Paul Clement's plans.(South Wales Evening Post)

>Southampton are hoping to beat newly promoted Newcastle and Brighton to the loan signing of Chelsea and England Under-21 midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek.(Mirror)

Newcastle have held talks with Benfica over 28-year-old Greek midfielder Andreas Samaris, but the Premier League side are struggling to meet the £17.5m fee.(Mirror)

>Middlesbrough have had a £5m bid rejected by the Magpies for goalkeeper Karl Darlow, 26. The Championship side are in need of a new number one after the departures of Victor Valdes and Brad Guzan.(Guardian)

Sunderland will make a fresh bid for Bournemouth midfielder Max Gradel after having an initial loan offer for the 29-year-old Ivory Coast international rejected.(Sun)

>Leeds hope to sign SD Huesca striker Samuel Saiz, 26, for £3m next week. The Spaniard scored 12 times for the Segunda Division side last season. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>>76977296
checks out

>City try to actually negotiate for once
>now gonna end up just overpaying because Monaco and Spuds have bids for other players
fucking bullies :(

I hate stretching trans lads

>>76977299
>british education

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>>76977296

>>76977296
>>96

>>76977299
might want to read the post again lad

>>76977299
good post

would rather have belotti than lukaku 2bh

>>76977299
0x49=0

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>>76977296

>>76977371
Agreed

>>76977308
Didn't Monaco LITERALLY say that they'd not sell Lemar to ANYBODY for ANY PRICE this year?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COMING FROM?

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>>76977378
>shooping sergio's head on Bony

why tho

>>76977390
it's just a way of putting the price up

it's why Arsenal we linked with Jonny Evans for a month, it was literally to scare Valencia into selling Mustafi to us

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ill never forgive united & chelsea for the position theyve put the epl in. united more so than any other.

>>76977321
>West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)
Where's that BBC article that shows just how fucking wank West Ham striker signings have been over the past 5 years or something

They've had like 60 strikers in that time

>>76977371
Why?
Belotti is 23 and has had 1 great season and 1 average ones and a few average ones.
For £88m you are basically gambling on him adapting to the premier league and also keeping his scoring record up.
I think he is a good player but is also a bigger gamble than Lukaku, also he seems more reluctant to leave

>>76977392
he's looking quite sweaty there, might want to take that jacket off

>>76977378
>this photograph comes from a daily mail article which details his entire shopping basket, the prices, and proceeds to judge him for it

>>76977371
I'd rather you killed yourself but we can't always get what we want.

>>76977409
Doubt. There's to many 'links' with Mahrez and Martins by Arsecucks to make this logical.

>>76977417
few shitty ones*

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How many of these will come true lads

I'm off to bed lads but one last roll of the dice.

Last two digits are the amount of complaints to the FA made against Liverpool in this window

>>76977412
Found it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38789131

>31 strikers in 7 years
lel

>>76977471
that's a very high turnover but you can't deny that the vast majority have been ROARING successes

>>76977471
I don't even understand how half of their squad came to be. Every other player in their squad are players I never knew existed until they suddenly appeared in a Wet Spam shirt.

>>76977471
>signing benni mccarthy and mido in the same month
must've been a struggle for the training ground canteen

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>>76977594

>>76977452
>last digit is the amount of these that will come through

>>76977594
>>76977668
i demand this meme ENDS RIGHT NOW

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>>76977594
>>76977668

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>>76977668
>>76977699

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>>76977681
what the...

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>>76977699
>>76977721

>Craig Shakespeare has confirmed Leicester have not received a bid for Riyad Mahrez and he expects the player to remain "fully committed" to the club. (Sky Sports)
Fucking shit. Now >we're stuck with a player on a 100k a week who's just going to mope about and do fuck all for the rest of the season and are only alternative is >le dribble and lose the ball the instant I get into the box man

Is it fair to call José a chequebook manager?

tsu

>>76977742
>bawwwwww
Stop crying.

>>76977594
>>76977668
>>76977699
>>76977721
>>76977731
>>76977738
I don't get it

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>>76977798

>>76977742
I hope you're joking, you should be watching the MLS. Lifelong Leicester fan since 15/16 amirite?

>>76977773
From january this year

1 - Jose Mourinho – £619m

2 - Manuel Pellegrini – £597m

3 - Carlo Ancelotti – £466m

4 - Roberto Mancini – £441m

5 - Pep Guardiola – £382m

6 - Rafa Benitez – £376m

7 - Louis van Gaal – £337m

8 - Arsene Wenger – £333m

9 - Brendan Rodgers – £287m

10 - Sir Alex Ferguson – £281 m

>>76977773
He's spent the most of any manager currently in a job, so, yes? He has one of the worst spend to trophy rates too.

>>76977856
kek that's one of the best ones

>>76977773
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/trainer/trainerausgaben/statistik
more recent figures

>>76977821
Pretty sure it's the 50+ ex-pat.

>>76977823
>brendao

>>76977880
what a traitor

>>76977815
weak meme

>>76977821
Considering that's when I started watching soccer then yes.
>>76977880
Nope, I'm just Amercan.

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What the FUCK is wrong with our PM's legs? Jesus fucking christ, this is honestly alarming.

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>>76977870
Also like this one

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>>76977951
>Considering that's when I started watching soccer then yes.

>>76977951
Oh.

I thought you were the other US Leicester supporter.

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Who would win in a fight, straffo or 190kg?

>>76977954
That's what short fat people's legs look like

>>76978020
190kg
Dutch cityfag would receive an urgent phonecall right before the fight

...snub?

What the fuck is with this reddit tier OP

>>76978088
Almost forgot about this kek

>this guy honestly thought he could've been a model

>>76978088
Imagine having such low awareness that you'd upload a photo of yourself looking like that. I get not giving a fuck but that's true nihilism.

>Snubchester

https://www.somalinet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=368721

>>76977153
Isco was a Barca fan. Look at where that got him now.

>>76978194
>somalinet
wew

Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, is willing to have talks with manager Antonio Conte and could still play for the club again. The Spain international was told by text last season that he does not feature in the first-team plans. (Sun)

>The Blues will make a move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)

Everton want Manchester United to include add-ons in their offer for striker Romelu Lukaku, which could take the deal to £90m. Jose Mourinho's side have agreed an initial £75m fee for the 24-year-old Belgium international. (Sky Sports)

>United will turn their attention to signing 23-year-old Tottenham and England midfielder Eric Dier for a fee in the region of £50m once the Lukaku deal is completed. (Telegraph)

Arsenal are awaiting a response from Monaco after making a £40m bid for their France winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Football London)

>Crystal Palace are ready to bid for Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, 28. The Netherlands international played under new Eagles boss Frank de Boer at Ajax. (TalkSport via AS)

West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)

>Liverpool have received a number of enquiries about defender Mamadou Sakho and are confident a club will meet their £30m asking price for the 27-year-old France international. (Liverpool Echo)

Manchester City striker Wilfried Bony is attracting interest from a number of Chinese Super League clubs and the Premier League side hope to get £14m for the Ivory Coast international. (Independent)

>Swansea have not received any offers for 23-year-old defender Alfie Mawson, with the former England Under-21 international a firm part of boss Paul Clement's plans.(South Wales Evening Post)

>>76978194
What the fuck is this site? There is a thread called "Let's all laugh at Arsenal" with 1 (ONE) reply. What the flying fuck?

Southampton are hoping to beat newly promoted Newcastle and Brighton to the loan signing of Chelsea and England Under-21 midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek.(Mirror)

>Newcastle have held talks with Benfica over 28-year-old Greek midfielder Andreas Samaris, but the Premier League side are struggling to meet the £17.5m fee.(Mirror)

Middlesbrough have had a £5m bid rejected by the Magpies for goalkeeper Karl Darlow, 26. The Championship side are in need of a new number one after the departures of Victor Valdes and Brad Guzan.(Guardian)

>Sunderland will make a fresh bid for Bournemouth midfielder Max Gradel after having an initial loan offer for the 29-year-old Ivory Coast international rejected.(Sun)

Leeds hope to sign SD Huesca striker Samuel Saiz, 26, for £3m next week. The Spaniard scored 12 times for the Segunda Division side last season. (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>>76978149
sometimes i envy people with low self awareness but then i remember 190kg

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>Man City Iheanacho Set For Leicester City Medical On Saturday Ahead Of £29m Move

i wonder who are real clubs buying this summer.
any news from la liga and serie a, or bundesliga?

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>>76978395
are year t b h

>>76978395
Now I have to like Lester a bit

>>76978409
seria a havea therea owna threada

>>76978409
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/jun/22/transfer-window-2017-every-deal-in-europes-top-five-leagues

>>76977100
>english player
>not HG
no

>>76978395
;_;

>>76978439
bit sad desu I want them to share here I'm to lazy to monitor 2 threads

>>76978471
He's not you spacker, he played all of his youth football in portugal

>>76978333
>Newcastle have held talks with Benfica over 28-year-old Greek midfielder Andreas Samaris, but the Premier League side are struggling to meet the £17.5m fee.(Mirror)
>people are actually paid to write things like this

Guardado from Psv to Betis for £1.8million seems ridiculous, he's been a top performer for Psv for a few years

Spurs and Everton will compete for the premier league title this season and 9 teams will be fighting a heated relegation battle. (Like 6 points will separate 12th place and 18th) Cap this shit now.

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>>76978414
YOU'VE HAD YOUR TIME. IT'S NOW UNITEDS TIME TO WIN AGAIN.

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>>76978543
"NO"

Who is Milan Skriniar and why is going for £30m to Inter?

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>>76978571
Slovak CB at Sampdoria. Decent on FM. All I know

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Anyone want cheap transfers from this Tournament going on right now?

>>76978533
DO NOT DOUBT THE POWER OF THE DUBS
anyone else have any bold predictions?
>Leicester finishes 8th
>Manure finishes 4th
>Neither arsenal nor Liverpool will crack the top 6
>Wayne Rooney's fat ass will actually do things for everton

>Bakayoko still not confirmed
>Rudiger still not confirmed
>Lukaku hijacked
>no rumours about Alexis
what the fuck are chelsea doing, do they want a repeat of 15/16

>>76978663

They are desperate. Go for chicharitos and save money

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/man-utd-transfer-news-rooney-13300694

rppny to everton seems to be on lads

>>76978621
pep goes trophyless again, city back him but he resigns.

>>76978663
if it aint broke dont fix it

>>76978758
An addendum to that, Aguero gets a knee/ankle injury, misses at least half the season, gets sold during the winter transfer window

>>76978691
Chicarito is going to the new MLS team

>>76978779
they need depth lad since they gonna play more games this season

>>76978695
Yes! Rooney out, Lukaku in, I'd take some other cheap meme striker for another back up option, Lukaku, Rashford, Cheap meme.

>>76978812
this, especially given players who gave them depth last season (terry, ake etc.) have left

>>76978833
Chicharito. Not even memeing. If he's happy to be a super sub again that is.

>>76978779
Except Chelsea won the title by not having any European games to play.

>>76978695
But why


Everon's team when fit
Pickford, Coleman, Williams, Keane, Baines, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Klaasen, Bolasie, Mirallas, Sandro


I guess he replaces Barkley on the bench though they'll probably end up selling him for £20m because only clubs interested are West Ham and Spurs, both of whom wont spend the money Everton want

>>76978833
memertial

>>76978810

Yeah right. He is good enough for the EPL. Los Angeles can't bid with them

>>76978838
And Hazard is broken and might not return to his ability ever again

>>76978863
You've seen the money they pay star players and DPs, right? Plus, how many Mexicans you think are in England, as opposed to Los Angeles?

>£90m for Lukaku with 1 year left on his contract to the manager who sold him
Has to be one of the worst transfers of all time

>>76978847

He Can start on Chelsea or West Ham. Chicharitos doesn't need Manchester

>>76978847
Yeah i've been saying this for a while, would love him back.

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>>76978890
Worst for some yes

>>76978855
MUH HOMECOMING
MUH MARQUEE SIGNING
MUH ALWAYS A BLUE
MUH ENGLANDS TOP SCORER
MUH TWICE WAS 20+ GOALS IN A SEASON

>>76978858
If we sign perisic or another winger then this would be fine

>>76978886

Its all about the money not the fans. England has a mountain of cash

>>76978921
>Croatian Ashley Young for £78m (not including agent fees and taxes)
Seems like he's staying at Inter though

>>76978897
He won't win anything at west ham and i think chelsea would want to be a bit more ambitious than a 29 year old super sub, they'd surely rather try and get costa to stay, also heard they're interested in llorente (kek)

>>76977954
obese people get fluid build up in their legs, you can push it in and it keeps its shape like memory foam

>>76978890

Not if he performs and wins stuff obviously. Money is ridiculous in football these days and is only going to get more silly, united and chelsea are both trying to sign him, that's why the 1 year left doesn't matter

Spurs win the league and Football League cup, go out in CL quarters to PSG
City come second and lose CL final to Real
Man U finish third, win FAC up, put out a weak Europa League side "to focus on domestic titles" and lose to Besiktas
Chelsea finish fourth with multiple failed striker experiments, lose to Barca in CL quarters
>Arsenal finish 5th but win Europa League
fuck Liverpool

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>>76979013
united are in the champions league you mong

>>76979031
they wont be after finishing 3rd in their group

>>76979031
>implying they'll make it through the group stages

>>76978956
Don't think it's quite that much but i get it's silly money, he seems like a specialist type of player that mou wants that has high workrate, tracking back and decent ability

>>76979006
Still 90 million can get you a lot better players than Lukaku

>>76978988
That's why if i can't be arsed trying to find your ma's fanny i just make a new hole in the side of her arse

>>76979049
I think it's about 40m the >perisic for XX is just a meme. It really seems like he is staying tho

>>76978302
If Arsenal sign Lemar and hold onto Alexis for another year I'll be unbelievably happy, would actually even be wenger in for once

>>76979078
this is the most vomit inducing joke i've ever heard, congratulations.

>>76979059
Well they need a number 9 and mou always uses a big strong target man number 9, i can't of many other realistic targets they could go for

last 2 digits is the amount of liverpool fans to be crushed in their first home game

>>76979089
Oh well, dunno what other winger we'll go for then

>>76979186
are you the madman?

>>76979098
Understanable. I think at the most only on of those will happen and most likely of that is alexis staying for atleast a year

>>76978913
completely forgotten he was his agent

poor Mendes losing his influence

>>76978915
Rooney signing on a free with youth player wages would still be a mistake for everton

>>76979136
Lmao no probs

>>76979059
even Bayern might listen to £90m bids for Lewa

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>>76979029
>double footed tackle
>hit the player first
>came from behind :^)
should be a straight red

>Man U can spend 90million on Lukaku but won't start a womans football team

Sickening.

>>76979192
Calling it now: Ricardo Kishna
Guess who's his agent la

>>76979284
it's actually a major brand own goal considering how much press city get for theirs

>>76979265
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/21/bayern-munich-remindrobert-lewandowski-long-term-contract-issue/

>>76979169
Mandzukic + Giroud?

>>76979267
My nan got a bit mad at me when I said I don't watch women's football because the quility is so low. This was during the last WC I think

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>>76979295

Lille are probs gunna try and buy him permanently from lazio, all i know about him is he's 5 star skills on fifa

>>76979296
Do they actually?
All I see from womens football is BBC and MotD shoving it down our throats on facebook and all the top comments saying how shite womans football is.

CFs you can sign for less than £75m instead of Lukaku
-Aubameyang
-Cavani
-Belotti
-Alexis
-Icardi
-Greizmann

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>>76979366
does she watch women's football?

>>76979311
>Giroud

kek, Wenger would never sell to mou, also giroud is over 30 and not actually very good

>Mandzukic

wouldn't actually mind this for another option aswell as Lukaku but wouldn't be a starter

>>76979370
I just checked a list of Mino players and saw one winger I knew is left footed (from FM). I never seen him play IRL. Would be a decent rumour to start tho

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>>76979444
>not actually very good
>mfw gonna keep posting this to Giroud haters

t. Dad's French

>>76979423
No and that's what I told her.
>you should watch it to support them
>I watch football for both of us you should watch them play
>but it's boooring
Why is it always the men that have to watch womens football. Can't the ladies do it instead.

>Milan actually fell for the sign a whole team in 1 summer meme
>Milan also forgot to sign some good players instead of young ones with potential
will enjoy them finishing outside the CL again after spending £100m

>>76979411
>-Aubameyang

I would like this, dunno why United haven't been interested

>-Cavani

Don't think psg would sell unless they got someone like aubam first

>-Belotti

Needs another season to prove he's not a meme for that price

>-Alexis

Arse would never sell another top striker to United aftet Rvp and also wenger hates mou

>-Icardi

I would like this too, but his reputation must fuck him over in some way or else loads of clubs would be in for him

>-Greizmann

Loyal to Atleti after the ban la'

>>76979411
he scored 24 goals or something like that, against shit teams, something united can't do

fits their playstyle too, using strength instead of pace to break teams down

he's legit a good signing for them

>Arsenal spending £53m on Giroud's backup for France

What were they thinking?

>>76979455
Next time a new trans thread needs made slide it in discreetly in the middle somewhere

>>76979572
By paying £46M. When Arsene gets Mbappe, he'll control France with an iron but fair first.

>>76979487
Nice goal but it's against sweden so it doesn't count

All this talk of Everton's spending spree when they barely spent anything once you factor in the £125m they got from Manchester


>tfw you remember when £49m for Sterling seemed insane

>>76979578
will do lad will do

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>>76979609
we won that game 2-1 tho

>>76979613
Remember when £52m for Stones seemed insane?

[spoiler]that's because it still is[/spoiler]

>>76979411
-Aubameyang
Fair enough.
-Cavani
In his 30s. Do not want.
-Belotti
Could still be a meme and would cost close to £90m. Spending that on a one season wonder from the shantytown of Italian football would be mental.
-Alexis
Not a striker.
-Icardi
Unreliable weirdo.
-Greizmann
Not a striker in the mold that Mou wants. Bit of a luxury player tbqh. Would also cost £85m.

>>76979411
why don't people understand that Aubameyang does not fit Chelsea or United's (especially with Mou) play style?

He'd be good in a team that can counter attack or uses quick transitions, not on a team where opponents will play deep and they will have possession

Anyone watching the meme cup?

>>76979682
Everyone except that guy know that

Canada beating French Guineapigs 3- 0

some 16 year old just scored

>>76979682
>>76979743
I think some people here don't even watch football just shitpost

>mfw transfers are shit because I live in Scotland

>>76979779
As much as I'd like to say he is, he's not sixteen

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>>76979821
shit

>>76979519
>Milan actually fell for the sign a whole team in 1 summer meme
Have you seen theyr squad last year, they needed a whole new team
>Milan also forgot to sign some good players instead of young ones with potential
name one proven player that would go there right now. Also as i said they need to change the whole team, it's pointless to have let's say Griezmann upfront if then you have Abate and Sosa feeding him passes and the racist baldy as your starting CB

>>76979572
I wonder if Spurs fans would rather have Lemar, or the player who keeps him out of the NT, Sissoko, or if Arsenal would trade in Holding for John Stones

>>76979682
He would fit in with Liverpool, Aubameyang, Salah and Mane would be incredible.

>>76979890
I would much rather have lemar non-dabbing pogba needs to fuck off

>>76979919
he only wants to join teams with legitimate ambition. liverpool were never in his considerations.

>>76979945

He's surely going to Psg anyway

>>76979945
Liverpool have ambition, just tend to fuck it when they're almost there.

>>76979919
then come Afcon in 1.5 years and I think they might regret it a little bit

>>76979844
Lmao guinea pigs pulling it back to 3-2

>>76980004
That's if they choose to go to it.

>conceding 2 goals to a made up country

does iain hume still play for them?

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>>76980022
w-we're just making it exciting, it w-won't last

>>76979919
I agree he would probably be great at liverpool

>>76980052
They always do lad. Sign Keita too.

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>>76979029

>>76980068
Not since 2012

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>>76980122
thanks lad

Feels like a terrible shortage of youngish great players available. Can't really see anyone in the 20-25 bracket ever being remembered as a fantastic player. Maybe we were just spoiled by the 2000-2010 batch.

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>>76980134
he was a small positive during a very dark time

>>76980088
I understand, i'm rooting for you Leafbro

>>76980272
thank you, >we need all the support >we can get

Gold Cup is a meme to begin with though

>>76980329
>Your boy doing it again

>>76980405
can one of you big strong english foreigners buy him please, develop him into the black leaf pulisic please

take cyle larin too, while you're at it

>>76980470
Do leafs hate Hargreaves?

>>76980589
everyone hates owen hargreaves, i doubt canadians are an exception

>Gazzetta dello Sport report that Yonghong Li is ready to pump in extra budget for Milan in this summer transfer window.

>Fassone: There is still a significant budget remaning. Now Gazzetta says Li will add more. Plus sales...the 2 WC players still pending.

Who are they getting /trans/?

>>76980589
A vast majority of the Canadian football (sawker) fans do, yeah. I mean, I get why he would do it, as it makes his market value shoot up, but also he could have been a Canadian hero, and now Canadian football is still recovering (a good chunk of players with Canadian passports would rather try their luck with their second nationality than with Canada).

>>76980716
How do you see Canandian football growing over the next decade or so? It football at all considered worthwhile investing in? Is there any attempt to improve the popularity and appeal of the game similar to the way USA has done?

>>76980675
He was the only answer to the Lampard/Gerrard problem

>>76980716
Take me from this shithole, please. I am in the Fluminense base squad, name's Ilvinho, am white and manlet.

>>76980885
Lmao, i wish this was real

>>76979890
Sissoko + cash for Lemar

>>76979013
Best case scenario

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>>76980838

We have three MLS teams, one for each of our largest cities, and we're planning on launching our own Canada-wide pro league by at least 2020 (pic related, i post this shit in /mls/ all the time to annoy them).

Right now, from what I've seen, the only people that play football in Canada are European immigrants or kids with European immigrant parents, and athletic kids that can't afford to play organized hockey, baseball, or any of that other shit. Then there's a drop in supply as you get older, because the higher up you progress in the development ladder, the more you pay the academy clubs.

Hopefully, what happens is the proposed league does well, more kids notice and become interested in soccer incrementally, and we end up getting our own superstar in a few years time.

inb4 >we

>>76981181
If Queefbec leaves, can we have Newfoundland back, lad?

>>76981181
When you launch your own league would it be possible to get the canadian teams in mls to join the canadian one? I suppose they're already quite invested in the mls with giovinco ripping it up in toronto

>end up getting our own superstar in a few years time

the new junior hoillet la!

>>76981305
take the whole fucking maritimes, they're disconnected anyway

Nah, but the whole Quebec independence movement died after the 90s

>>76981440
As much as I would like it, there's probably no way you could convince them to leave willingly. There's way more money in an American league than in a Canadian one, and international stars would much rather come to a league with Los Angeles and New York than a league with Halifax and Calgary. Also, sponsorship would be worth so much more.

>>76981509
I would if I could. The world needs the Anglosphere Empire. Shame it still wouldn't mean the greatest football team in history though... Fucking Home Nations rules.

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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT SIGNING ANYONE
FLORENTINO DIMISION

>>76981722
Because you were too greedy trying to sell a benchwarmer for £80m

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>Chelsea got butthurt, they don't want to sell Matic to manure.
>MU turn their bid to Dier, mediocre man with jew price tag, entering another tiresome negotiation.
>Bakayoko doubt his future now with Matic in the way.
All this chaos. If only a super agent exist somewhere to fix this, making sure everyone happy.

>>76981846
because he's good but you know manigger United is just to cheap

>>76981899
>breaking record fee on lukaku

errors

>>76981899
If he's good why would they want to sell him? He's spanish and at the biggest club in spain. He's a £50m player at most, they're just still mad about being cucked by a fax machine

>>76977153
You can't blame him for trying to move elsewhere when the club didn't give him a chance.

>>76981628
For what reason are they not just joining USL/NASL, especially since how JUST-tier the NASL is.

We can trace the communitarian fantasy that lies at the root of all humanism back to the model of a literary society, in which participation through reading the canon reveals a common love of inspiring messages. At the heart of humanism so understood we discover a cult or club fantasy: the dream of the portentous solidarity of those who have been chosen to be allowed to read. In the ancient world—indeed, until the dawn of the modern nation-states—the power of reading actually did mean something like membership of a secret elite; linguistic knowledge once counted in many places as the provenance of sorcery. In Middle English the word 'glamour' developed out of the word 'grammar'. The person who could read would be thought easily capable of other impossibilities.

Swansea

>>76977594
>>76977721
>tfw I made these two

I need to get off this fucking site

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>>76982378

>>76977594
Someone give me a speedy synopsis on this meme I keep seeing this guy getting posted but I don't know who the fuck he is

If Chelsea dont sign anyone by next week I'll shit myself

Any updates on the granate to Buyern situation?

>>76976872
>Mathias Jorgensen [FC Copenhagen - Huddersfield Town]

I saw the pic in the last thread but just didn't recognise the person.

Huddersfield are making some good signings.

club /trans/ power ranking

> 1. Everton
> 2. Bournemouth
> 3. Huddersfield
> 4. City
> 4. Arsenal
> 5. Leicester

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F O R F R E E
O
R
F
R
E
E

>>76982662
autistic swansea fan, runs by the tripcode '190cm master race'. has no concept of how much of a mess he is. posted that photo of himself in /soc/ and boasted about his sharp facial features and how he could have been a model. He's 100% legit and thinks people go mad when he 'trolls' them on these boards.

I heard 4chan levied a £0 bid for Janitor, do you think that's enough?

>>76982711
Power ranking in what?

>>76982819
Depends, what are his wage demands?

>>76982882
transfers

>>76982811
Christ, that's a shocking level of self-awareness

>>76982903
In total numbers done?

>>76982978
quality

>>76982569
<3 *goes to sleep*

>>76982886
£000.000 a week plus £0 signing bonus, the best his agent could hammer out

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>>76983004

what am I doing here drinking by myself on a Friday night again lads

where did it all go wrong ;_;

>>76983014
Let me get this straight, he's doing it for free?

Leicester's Craig Shakespeare set for sit down with wantaway Riyad Mahrez
>http://www.espnfc.co.uk/leicester-city/story/3154854/leicester-boss-craig-shakespeare-set-for-sit-down-with-wantaway-riyad-mahrez

Shakespeare claims Mahrez will be dropped if he is not committed to Leicester
>http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2017/07/08/36914332/-

Sevilla agree deal with Aston Villa for Amavi
>http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2017/07/08/36915022/-

Carlos Bacca has reportedly agreed terms with Olympique Marseille, but Milan want to get as close to €30m as possible.
>http://www.football-italia.net/105411/bacca-accepts-marseille-move

Multiple sources suggest Milan are targeting a comeback for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, but Borussia Dortmund want €80m.
>http://www.football-italia.net/105410/milans-€80m-aubameyang-plan

Arsenal lining up Lafont swoop amid Juve's interest in Szczęsny
>http://sportwitness.co.uk/arsenal-ligue-1-interest-forces-manager-clarify-situation-surrounding-goalkeeper/

Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth has revealed Tottenham are interested in adding him to their squad
>http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2017/07/08/36914472/-

>>76983046
I see a reddit frog but no argument.

>>76983129
Cause you love /trans/ lads, that's why

Also what you drinking?

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>Mou still wants Morata AND Lukaka
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/627980/Man-Utd-Transfer-News-Mourinho-Morata-Lukaku-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Terry-Gossip-Old-Trafford

>Mou expects 3 more signings AFTER Lukaka
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/825937/Manchester-United-Transfer-News-Jose-Mourinho-Romelu-Lukaku-Everton-Lindelof-Perisic-News

>£90m + rooney for lukaku

LMAO

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>>76983210
https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/883466839887499265

>>76983210
>>Mou expects 3 more signings AFTER Lukaka

A winger, a cdm and either another striker or rb

>>76983186
Laaaaad. I hardly count a penalty merchant as a top signing for Arse. I hardly count a kid GK and another non-defender for City good. Evertons signings are shrug since who knows.

>>76983149

Pro Bono

>>76983235
>75m base fee +15m for taking rooney's contract off their hands
Makes sense to me

>>76983198
Victory Summer Love ale
about to move on to some Goose Island

>>76977084
>ynr that one Nigerian customer who killed himself because of >moyes

>>76983319
I'd hardly call that singer a pro, mate.

>>76983335
>that one Nigerian who had $46M hidden in his apartment

I feel sorry for him attempting to contact those people by email.

>>76983210
Fergie really should come forth and shutdown this fuckin bullshit. Make this portuguese manwhore remember how he built the best manchester united 11 of all time through a bunch of youngsters. baka

what do you guys think of mahrez? one season wonder?

>>76983490
Fergie just wants people to forget that he bullied officials to get favourable results. The lad ain't stupid. He's admitted to doing it in his autobiography and is just waiting for people to forget. Coming out into it and going "United are doing stupid things now" will make people go "Fuck off, cheater".

>>76983571
For Lester? Yeah. If he's going to move he should fucking hurry up. As it stands he's just going to lose potential buyers. Everton should get him.

>>76983577
SEETHING

>>76983268
>me in back left

Alright lads, I'm going to sleep. If I don't see some signings of worth tomorrow, I'm gonna be upset.

>Spurs
>Chelsea

These are the two main teams that need to sign somebody. Every other one has.

>Barca
>R.Madrid

Dunno about them but they too. I suspect if Morata goes; Mbappe will join.

>>76985217
Spurs, Barca and Madrid all have one thing in common.

They don't need to rush into transfers because of the quality of their squad.

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*walks towards europa league spot*