Only good games.
News:
>google.com
Group A, first round
>French Guyana vs Canada
>18:00 CDT
>Honduras vs Costa Rica
>20:00 CDT
the what cup?
Ah yes, the bi-annual laugh at Canada competition.
I'm ready
>>76975766
Remind me why Canada gets an automatic qualification, please?
>>76975766
>settling for leaf bullying because the big strong americans are better than >you at your own "sport"
>>76975837
I can't remember either. I guess is too much trouble to make them compete in the Central America Cup
So is CR bringing their best team?
>>76975877
because there is no copa norteamericana basically (for obvious reasons)
central american teams get in based on their regional cup, caribbean teams likewise
>>76975842
Don't be upset, we love you Leaf-chan. It's just that you are so good for bullying in football
>>76975936
No, they aren't bringing their best 6 or 7 players. Honduras is unironically the most complete team
I hope we crash out so that these my little sawker faggots stay buttblasted and start making excuses over how shit their favorite my little sawker trash players really are.
>>76975842
>US better than Mexico
first off this isn't even true, and if it was that's not much to brag on
>>76975959
This. There's a serious talent gap in the team if we have to call Dax fucking Mccarty into the team as a back up choice to Bradley. I cant stand the shilling for these horrible players.
>>76975941
And hockey; don't forget hockey.
>>76975959
Except they would be losing to MLS players
>>76975571
I got descriptions for the games
>Canada vs French Guiana 7pm
Someone's got to start the tournament and while neither of these two teams are likely to win the group or tournament, this might be the most interesting match, although again not because of quality
>History
Canada has not made it out of the group stages since 2009 and hasn't scored a goal in their last two appearances. (https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama) They also managed to get run over by Martinique in 2013. Meanwhile non-FIFA memeber French Guiana is playing in their first gold cup after finishing 3rd during the Caribbean Cup
>Who's here
Canada does not have arguably 3 of their best players as Will Johnson, Atiba Hutchinson, and rumored Everton target Cyle Larin aren't here. If they're gonna score a goal it's up to their oldest player Montreal's Patrice Bernier (37) and Vancouver's Alphonso Davies (16) to create it. Meanwhile French Guiana have Ligue 1 players Ludovic Baal and Sloan Privat but they have included and plan to play former Chelsea player Florent Malouda even though CONCACAF says he is ineligble to play.
>>76976284
>Costa Rica vs Honduras 9pm
Probably the biggest Central American rivarly caps off the first day of Gold Cup play
>History
Costa Rica is in the top 3 of CONCACAF currently and had that quaterfinal run in the last world cup but are trying to buck the trend of only making to the semis once the last 6 tournaments. Meanwhile Honduras is going through a transitional period and trying to make up for their group stage exit last tournament but they have more recent success than Costa Rica making the semi-finals 4 times the last 6 cups including elimination Costa Rica in 2011 and 2013.
>Who's here
Costa Rica brings nearly everyone except Keylor Navas. Sporting's Bryan Ruiz and Arsenal flop Joel Campbell are here along with Minnesota United player Johan Venegas who devestaed the US in November. Honduras meanwhile didn't bring a lot of their best players like Espinoza or Najar but they do have Romell Quioto and Alberth Elis who have been devestating with Houston in MLS
>>76976284
>they have included and plan to play former Chelsea player Florent Malouda even though CONCACAF says he is ineligble to play.
What's the plan? Does it include a costume and a wig??
>>76976436
They're gonna forfeit the game in order to play him
Shit does this start tonight?
Request: pic related with Guatemalan jersey
>>76976565
What's the deal with Guatemala, what did you do this time?
>>76976565
You have to go back
Then you have to go back again
>>76976598
They let the government interfere with their FA and they got b&
>>76976598
Their federation was suspended
>niño prodigio
What did they mean by this?
>>76975766
Ah yes, the bi-annual laugh at CONCACAF competition.
I don't give a fuck
>>76976740
Y porque no habló pues, amor?
>>76976828
Why do people find that funny? I don't get it.
So is French Guyana going to throw the tournament so they can play a Premier league player and maybe be competitive for three games?
>>76976873
because the poor fella looked and sounded like a retard when he recorded that video and we tend to go overkill on bullying people
>>76976611
kek
>>76975959
I'm gonna shill MLS hard in the game threads and there is nothing you can do about it.
>inb4 martinique again
it's not like we care about international football anyway desu
>>76977225
I can ignore you, for the little faggot you are
>>76976751
>>76977377
I think this team at their current age and form could beat Canada
can't wait for all the convenient refball to help Mex make it to the finals again
>>76977377
zindane and henry together could beat any 11man leaf team. i dont know why this surprises anybody.
>>76977377
>he rates bilal yusuf mohammed, the frenchie
>>76977200
BREAKING NEWS: FLORENT MALOUDA NOT ON TEAM SHEET
Oh shit Canada
That mean this loss counts for real
>>76977694
Malouda is not elegible for the Gold Cup apparently and if they field him they will have their match forfeited
Will Canada score? Probably not
>>76976270
Literally Jamaica is the only other team that uses a significant amount of mls players.
>>76977694
>FRA2
>FRA3
>FRA4
>FRA5
Kek
>>76976598
Their Government did a nono and interfered with the FA
>>76977769
Except Bryan Ruiz everyone's best players are in MLS or worse
Lads, gamethread or posting in here?
>>76977694
>Caribbean zone is so shit that this island with fucking third and fourth division players managed to qualify for this tournament.
This is why Conperocacacrap was a mistake
>>76977829
Here. It's fucking French Guiana vs Canada. Let's not disperse the shitposting
>>76977829
Just post in here
dfw comfy univsion hora
>>76977200
>de jong starting
this is bad
I want him to be good but he is a complete liability
its big boy season
>El guyanANO
throw a beer can at him
gold cup or jays
>that fucking stadium
Jesus christ.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13380831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13380831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13380831
>>76978057
depends if you like shitty sports games where your team loses
>literally no one in the stadium
;_;
>>76978063
what if i want a tie
>>76978085
fuck off yuropoor
I hope we can get new memes. The last gold cup was nice with Mexico stealing the cup.
>tfw everyone hates you
this gun be a good gold cup bois
Lifelong /frenchguyana/
>atleast until the mexican baseball games start and I find streams
>>76978096
fuck off back to yugoslavia
>>76978120
>tfw everyone feels sorry for you
just like real life
Why the flin flon fuck is Cye Larin not on the team
>>76978140
Sad life bro
i just wanna see panama get revenge on dirty spics mexicans
>>76978106
Literally stealing the cup.
I'm 85% sure Costa Rica, Panama or Honduras will win the tournament. Screencap this
>>76978155
this
HAHA time for Canada to make a mockery of itself
>this game is going to be live on TSN 5 (five) because NASCAR and CFL get the main channels.
lel
GUF
Name one thing you know about French Guiana
lel, that was the softest free kick I've ever seen
>>76978186
It's airing on ESPN 8 (ocho) here
that free kick was ass
>>76978190
It's a department of France so technically France borders Brazil and Suriname
>>76978070
So neither
>>76978151
literally nobody wants to play for canada. lucas cavallini literally regrets ever putting on the shirt.
>1 Minute
>Murderball
Here we go lads
>>76978190
It's just as black as Canada
>>76978209
I don't like that number
delete it please
>>76978190
That it shouldn't be part of CONCACAF
>>76978213
It was on target at least
>Canada not leading by a goal by now
Pathetic. Just die Canada, die.
>>76978215
>name one thing about French Guiana
>It's French
you are a nigger sir
>>76978220
What makes you think that
Also where else would Cavallini go
>>76978186
>tsn ottawa is the dumping channel
Why does TSN hate my city so much
>>76978190
Space ships are launched from there
>>76978239
>Also where else would Cavallini go
on holiday
>it's a Caribbean goalkeeping episode again
>>76978227
Why the fuck did Concacrap even agree to take the South american based shitters in the first place?
>>76978239
Meant Larin
>>76977453
there is literally nothing special about this Gold Cup
no one but the literal who teams brought their A teams. you can thank the every 2 year for the shekels bullshit for that
>>76978186
In USA, the game will be broadcast in ESPN 8 due to live coverage of feminist protests, the reairing of the who-eats-more-hotdogs and 30 for 30 of electric football association.
>>76978190
Space program, illegal gold and Bernard Lama
>>76978190
that it's South American so it should shit up Conmebol
>canadian pass receiving
>>76978261
Even though I'd say CONCACAF > Asia, I feel like the Asian cup is better simply because it's every 4 years instead of every 2.
Weird how such a little change can make such a difference.
>>76978298
I'm pretty sure that Japan alone is better than most teams in Concacaf
Go Canada!
>>76978209
A meme tournament with obscure players belongs on ESPN8: THE OCHO
>>76978298
Nah, I think it's cool. This one is for the meme countries to grow up their level. Also, shekels shekels shekels
The other one is the real one
>>76975571
How do we fix this shit?
>>76978344
Mexico > Australia > Japan > USA > Costa Rica > South Korea > Iran > Honduras > Rest of CONCACAF > Rest of Asia
CONCACAF is better overall
Just a reminder that Canada hasn't scored a single goal in the last two Gold Cups and they lost to fucking Martinique
>>76978352
Hola Fernando
>>76978384
I think you should switch Iran with Australia. And Honduras with Panama. Maybe Costa Rica = USA
Everything else is fine
>>76978298
there is more "variety" amongst the teams in AFC. there are chinks, gooks, ragheads, mudshits, and bogans.
CONCACAF is basically just spics or burgers.
Let's make fun of Canada, this match is pretty boring.
https://youtu.be/B7DOcHRgQMo
>>76978383
put australia in it
>>76978443
islanders =/= spics imo
>>76978384
Japan and Australia are not better than us. The top 3 Concacaf teams are better than all of AFC.
>>76978426
>>76978383
extra time multiball, cheesy live music, and VAR by twitter poll to attract the modern audience and drive up attendances and TV revenue so the tournament becomes more relevant and teams might actually want to insist their best players attend?
>>76978448
>watching mandrama
you just made fun of yourself 2bh
why dont the 50 people at the stadium all move up to the front rows?
>>76978383
Do what Conmebol did. Get rid of the 2 worst Concacrap teams, invite 6 teams (3 from Conmebol, 3 from AFC) to make it a 16 team tournament and have it every 4 years on the odd years before the Copa America (since Copa America is going to be scheduled for even years after the next Copa America in 2019).
THAT WAS ONSIDE BY 7 FUCKING FEET
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>CONCASHIT
>>76978508
don't be an ass, there's at LEAST 60
>>76978190
>FFF
>playing for UEFA instead of CONMEBOL
are we gonna get a goal today???
Canada's best player gets arrested for DUI and booted from the Gold Cup lel
>>76978549
Pic related
>>76978549
>Canada
>having a best player
Pick one
>>76978548
lel no
>>76978549
regrets being born a canadian
I'm kind of liking how French Guiana is playing. Short and fast passes to the foot. Quick or first touches.
If they only knew how to defend...
>love together fight together
It should be "fight together win together"
>>76978549
>El CanadiANO
>>76978581
Canada is completely incompetent when it comes to offense so they don't need to worry about their shit defense
>Cucknada being outposessed and out-fought by third and fourth division frog players
Embarrassing.
literally regrets playing for canada
>So I debuted in the major, in an official qualifying match, but now I regret a lot because the truth, my daughter able to one day tell me, "Dad why did you never play in the Uruguayan National Team?"
https://translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://www.tenfield.com.uy/jugador-de-la-etapa-el-canadiense-de-fenix-lucas-cavallini-con-su-hija-brianna-como-trofeo-y-cabala/
>>76978461
>>76978481
>>76978508
>>76978536
>>76978548
>>76978577
we know americans that like sawker are gay hipsters from seattle
what about canadians that like sawker?
>>76978623
Someones not watching the game
>Vitoria
If he calls Bahia instead, he would be a better player
go bay my cum
>>76978383
Have a halftime show of two performers, one from each playing country
So for this game, the halftime show would be Avril Lavigne and whetever the hell this is: https://youtu.be/d0v2jgCDA1g
>>76978629
the same, or immigrants, if you want to meme about it
I'm in vancouver and the overall culture is not dissimilar to what you'd find in seattle
Just a reminder that Canada suffered refball in 2007
>>76978629
My family was too poor to put me in hockey so I played soccer instead. I don't watch club soccer but I'm watching this because
>nothing is fucking on in the summer
>i like international soccer
>i like laughing at how pathetic this team can be
>>76978629
Stereotypically, european immigrants
>>76978629
they are usually frogs or foreigners from a sawker country.
hipsters from hongcouver and torontistan dont really watch sports tbqh
>>76978657
>>76978657
oh I know.
Vancouver had a reddit meetup.
>>76978671
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ani9Wkx-TE
>>76978693
>all these chinks
Jesus christ, Canada.
wtf is his problem
>>76978693
took me a second to figure out what it was you were trying to point out with this photo
but yeah that's pretty normal stuff
>>76978683
most Torontonians can't really afford to watch/play sports anymore though tbqh
OH SHIT A FUCKING GOAL HOLY FUCK
>>76978693
>all those cucked chinks
RIP r/AsianMasculinity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
Whata cuck match.
Guyana vs Canada
LMAO
Who /guyana/ here
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GET FUCKED, WORLD
WE'RE BACK BABY
CANADA GOALASSOOOOOOOOOO
/SP/ ABSOLUTELY BTFO
GG FRENGH GUIANA NO RE
I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED WE SCORED HONESTLY
>>76978769
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>canada scored
LOL HOLY SHIT
>>76978718
He's Canadian
>canada scored
Is this real life?
FIRST CANADIAN GOAL IN 6 YEARS
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama
RESTART THE CLOCK
MY SIDES ARE UNMARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOX
GOALAZO PUTOS
CANADA SCORED AFTER 6 YEARS
>>76978805
in the gold cup, right?
Feels sad that I have to ask, I remember when they had that long ass winless streak
what did el univision mean por this
>>76978857
we beat scotland 1-1 or something in a friendly recently
>>76978857
yes gold gold cup
>>76978876
>beat scotland
>1-1
Leaf, I
>>76978857
we scored during world cup qualifying games even tho >we lost.
>Murderball when losing 1-0.
They are french alright
>>76978900
Welcome to 4chan.
You now remember pic related
If this was a more interesting group I might actually want to go to Tuesday's game
>>76978900
if you cant out right beat canada at sawker, then you are basically the loser.
>>76978876
>>76978902
>>76978900
Neato
You can check out some meme results from canada's team here.
https://www.11v11.com/teams/canada/tab/matches/
>tfw FIFA.com used to keep track of friendlies, until last year, when they reformatted the site and took out friendly results
>>76978919
Y-YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>76978919
I had nightmares about costly even before that game
>>76978919
Never forgot
>not on tv here
fuck sake i wanted late night football
>>76978964
>not streaming
>>76978968
Just isn't the same, Felipe
davies is legitimately going places. even if he isn't 16 he's still a kid
>>76978964
Z-list game even in the context of a D-list tournament, hardly surprising
Where are my mexican bros at?
>>76978968
Watching football on tv has that one indescribable thing which makes it so much better than streaming.
>>76979014
>soccer
>>76979017
they're all out playing baseball
>>76979017
aki pariente.
>African record keeping
No way that dindu is 16.
>>76978964
it's not on tele in the US either m8, nobody gives a fuck about this
>select all squares with cat furniture
literally what the fuck
>>76979014
we bully everyone else at hockey so i guess it's fair.
>>76979041
Mexico doesn't play baseball, you idiot.
>>76979042
Mexicans, not CHI
Will our boy cavallini score the second canada's goal? Could be a second canada goal on this ""tournament"""?
>>76979058
BR MONEKEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
>>76979017
I'm here sempai. Enjoying a quintessential CONCACAF match
>>76979065
no, unless he's the designated penalty taker, which I doubt considering bernier's around
all of our goals will come from set plays or retarded penalty decisions
>Caribbean goalkeeping
>>76979084
>will come from set plays
Cavallini may score from set pieces. Is the only way peñarol scores btw
TWO
WE SCORED
TWO
GOALS
WATCH OUT COSTA RICA
WE COMIN FOR YOU
OH BABY
A LITERAL HURRICANE OF FOOTBALL
LOCK YOUR DOORS AND BAR YOUR WINDOWS NORTH AMERICA, CANADA'S COMING THROUGH
>A fucking LEAF is defeating you
aaaaaaaaaayy
What material are soccer jerseys lads?
DOS A CERO FOR CANADA
>>76979121
>>76979128
based Neo China
>>76978998
I'm sure I recall being able to watch all of the gold cup two years ago, maybe I'm deluded
>>76979142
WE are going to win this thing through the power of Peace and Diversity
You could put a gun to my head and I wouldn't be able to identify French Guayana on a map
Is france, dare I say, BTFO?
please don't let canada qualify
I dont want my team to face any of you canadian fucks
Malouda in when?
could this be, dare I say it, the canadian golden generation?
>>76979179
They are basically in. With a good goal difference, even with 3 points, they are one of the best 3rd places
>>76979145
the main tsn channels here are showing turnleft and cflel. this has been relegated to tsn 5 (five) which you need to pay extra money for.
you are now aware France national team recruits players from this shithole.
lmao.
im talking about Canada tho.
legitimately feel like if i played soccer instead of hockey, and didn't have a military style hockey dad, i could have gone pro
i'm built like a soccer player tbqh
>canada winning a sporting event
>trump president
>europe collapsing
what's happening
half time
here's a meme result involving canada
https://www.11v11.com/matches/spain-v-canada-03-september-2005-255111/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuhYnTrlc8
>>76979229
would've been funny if france called up canadian players
>>76979236
so you have limp wrists?
>>76979236
you a midget brah?
>>76979236
>i'm built like a soccer player tbqh
How's that build?
>>76979222
Canada will not take care of their buisness just you watch. They will choke
>>76979247
why would they even waste their time playing >us?
>>76979272
lel no
this referee loves us, guaranteed guyana ends with less than 11 players
2-1
>>76979236
You missed the opportunity of shitposting in a professional sports game on behalf of spee
>>76979251
what does that even mean
>>76979254
average height, always was growing up
>>76979260
high metabolism, lot of energy, and i shave my legs like a euro, so that must count for something
>>76979305
i know :(
>>76979283
>september 2005
who knows, maybe it was before some world cup qualifying match
a few more meme matches involving canada:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdLTjQxQfYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJvsMTiC6Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHK5QviKw28
>>76979338
friendly reminder that average height is manlet tier
>>76979402
>Ovidio Lanza
what did he mean by this?
>>76979402
>5-4-1
please tell me that crisanto and sanchez are actually wingers
I know you guys are known for extremely effective murderball but this is more than I can deal with
>>76979402
>5-4-1
>>76979402
>Crisanto
Is not this the guy who Guardado literally broke their knee in half?
Also, you have another GK beside Valladares?????
You guys think he's actually injured? What happened anyway?
>>76979528
That was Garrido.
https://youtu.be/yEhVfPF9Zdw
>>76979547
literally missed the whole thing, what happened?
>toilet
TURTLE SHELLED THE FUCKING BALL
>>76979565
I'm not clicking that shit. The first time was enough for me.
Also, redpillme on your other GK, besides Escober, are the other guy memes?
>>76979528
Also, Escober is our first goalkeeper since Valladares retired. Pinto is putting Buba on because memes, and to let him have a match with the first team.
who /lifelong Canada/ here?
>that defensive play
>>76979610
>are the other guy memes?
Yes
>>76979664
You now remember Milton "Chocolate" Flores
>>76979641
Reporting in
>>76979591
From the looks of it, one of the Canadian defenders (not sure who) hit Borjan in the face accidentally in a scramble for a header. He was down for a good 3 minutes
get out the fucking syrup fuckers!!!!!!!!!
>Canada scoring 3
Lel
"""""SIXTEEN""""" YEAR OLD WONDERKID GOAL
WATCH YOUR BACK COSTA RICA
I'm not gonna lie. That was a nice goal.
>>76979723
glad he's ok, we'd be fucked without him
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>>76979723
Will the Gold Cup come home this time?
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>>76979744
>WATCH YOUR BACK COSTA RICA
who /qatar/ here?
He's not even old enough to shitpost here.
>>76979695
too soon
>>76979784
>>76979789
born in the year 2000
>This kid
I'm liking this one. If you sent him to Europe quickly, he could be a not meme
lmao imagine how it must feel to be french right now
>>76979827
they jumped to the Martinique bandwagon now
>flag like france
>dressed like brazil
>goalkeeping like england
this is surely the best team the world can offer, and yet we're beating them 3-0
REALLY makes you think
>>76979827
Feels like shit
CONCACAF lads, how often do chimpouts and murderball happen in your matches?
>>76979750
rip in peace us
>>76979754
the third place qualifying spot is literally ours
>>76975571
Fuck yeah, i'm hyped to see my country get absolutely raped on international tv
3 whitecaps on the field right now
other teams, are you even contributing?
>>76979868
It would be rare if they DIDN'T happen 2bh
>>76975571
Should the Gold Cup get expanded to 16 teams? I want to play Australia
>>76979875
But Argies are good at football.
>>76979888
should have put in osorio in desu
edwards to replace toilet
>>76979893
this
almost every game, at least when it actually matters (ie. not this one)
>>76979868
3 every 4. Next game is Honduras vs Costa Rica and is raining. There is literally 3 injuries assured at least
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>getting scored by a meme NT
>>76979868
Pretty often, la'
oh god no
please no
COMEBACK
>3-0
>Malouda playing wouldn't even matter
Come on Guayana. Do it for us. We want memes
>the stands are only loud now because honduras and costa rica fans started showing up
Sad!
>>76979929
i thought you were supporting >us fernando
LA REMONTADE
>Getting scored on by a Caribbean team other than T&T and Jamaica
that went right through crapoo's hand
>conceding to a literal non-country
>twice
K E K
E
K
>El país congelado de Canadá
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
jesus christ no way
IT'S NOT A MEME LADS, IT'S HAPPENING
KEKNADA ETERNALLY BTFO
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
1-3, the most dangerous lead
are u fucking kidding me
Cold chests
you cocksucking leafs if you ruin my fucking parlay im gonna strangle a bottle of syrup!
>>76978181 >>76978181
>>76979948
no one roots for leaves
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S HAPPENING
Memes!!!!! I love memes!
comfy rain lads
How could such a good team concede to a literal non country?
And THREE times no less?
Holy shit, leafs
w-we're just making it exciting, it w-won't last
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS MEMES
>>76980047
KEK
I BELEAF
THAT WE WILL HOLD ONTO THE DRAW
Post yfw this literrally who team scores two more
>Getting Scored on by a Non-Country
>Letting this happen twice in 3 minutes
Fucking kek
The sky is crying for canadian iminent choking
>>76980047
>canada
>good team
>>76980015
You are not Argentina.
>>76980079
>canada
>literate
que putas esta pasando
puto univision no esta ese`nando este partido.
>>76980067
>>76980079
>Canadian literacy
>>76980015
>he doesnt know the autistic mlels costarican
must be nice
>>76980109
his name is Fer
>>76980067
Canadas capable
>>76980087
no shit
Please keep embarrassing cucknadians, these fucking faggots deserved to be bullied
What is a French Guinea?
no era maple
Come on French Guiana. I have to shitpost more.
>>76980109
I honestly think it's a Canadian who is living here hiding from the law.
>>76980047
Canada is hardly even "okay"
Good for the Frenchies to fight back like this in this downpour though, making it interesting
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. JUST A MATTER OF TIME
>>76980150
Reread it again, idiot.
>>76980109
I don't go to mls threads, mostly luckswing and egghand
>>76980148
Probably not, someone here found his facebook
what does the back of baal's shirt say? "BAAL LO"?
>>76980047
its a stretch to call either of these teams average.
>>76980172
>handegg
Get out, pinolero.
>>76980180
Yup, third division French player
What do coaches mean by standing in the pouring rain in their suit without a rain jacket or umbrella?
>>76980179
I remember now, he is an ugly motherfucker with a green background or some shit
>>76980189
not his fault he wants to give other sports a try
this is all set up for a bullshit 90+2 penalty for guyana
wouldn't be a proper concacaf game without at least 1 really terrible penalty decision
>>76980172
its some autism who kept making the same threads about mls being the superior league
>>76980231
They're saving that for any team that plays against the US
It's over.
Canada is forever a joke.
>>76980172
>>76980242
Not just that, he also constantly asks (on Facebook and here) about which is the only city in america that has a pro soccer team, and talks all about why Canada is the best soccer country
>>76980250
>7-1 commenting on embarrassment in sawker
>>76980311
>a fucking leaf commenting on anything
>>76980250
>>76980311
the Canadian has a point
>>76980283
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Is%20there%20a%20city/country/cr/
>you will never be this autistic
>16 years old
>two goals in Gold Cup
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life.
No more memes today
HE'S RED
HE'S WHITE (NOT REALLY THOUGH)
HE'S DY-NO-MITE
HE'S PROBABLY NOT SIXTEEN
HE'S ALPHONSOOOOOOOOO DAVIEEES
ALPHONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2022 2022 2022
>>76980340
I feel you...
/ORO/ BTFO
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
BLACK LEAF PULISIC
Press F to pay respects to French Guiana
Should I rate Alphonso Davies?
Saw he already has over 20 caps with Vancouver at 16
>>76980283
>why canada is the best soccer country
I honestly want to see his argument toward that
Canadian mbappe spotted
What club does Alphonso Davis play for?
>>76980338
kek
ALPHONSE ELRIC
>>76980380
Vancouver whitecaps in MLS
>>76980380
Arsenal
>>76980362
>letting a non country score twice on you
SAD
>>76980380
Vancouver WhiteHats
>>76980363
This. Black Canadian Pulisic should be our new meme
Davies is a great kid. Already has 2 goals for his national team. Meanwhile we're stuck with trash like Jordan Memeis and Zardass
>>76980338
>>76980368
jesus christ i forgot about this shit, so fucking funny
>>76980338
Holy shit. I'm autistic, but this guy beats me to it.
>>76980411
>getting scored on 4 times by snowniggers.
>>76980363
>>76980416
I knew that some good memes would result from this Gold Cup.
>The best player in Canada history is from Ghana
>>76980457
A
FUCKING
NON COUNTRY
>best player is literally a refugee who fled from a poverty stricken shithole
absolute pottery
>>76980500
The Power of Diversity and Inclusiveness
>>76980426
>>76980435
Check the timestamps, this guy is the walking definition of assburgers
>>76980475
I'm sorry sir, Owen Hargreaves was born in Calgary
I would make fun of Canada for getting scored twice by a non country, but then I remember that we lost to Martinica.
>>76980563
and not to mention we unironically lost 3-1 to this team
FUCK Hongayass
First for white Hondurans
>>76980593
Those were even darker times
>>76980525
It was a good match, it had everything CONCACAF promises: Memes and unexpected events.
>>76980525
>>76980652
I only watch MLS (Major League Soccer).
>>76975571
give it to me straight, what are our chances
>>76980698
>>76980710
All I know about Dominican football is Mariano. I'm looking forward to Cibao's games in CCL.
>>76980726
kek
Realistically speaking, what chance do they have?
>>76980710
You didn't qualify m8
>>76980783
>they
you have to go back
>>76980217
post it I WILL FIND HIM!
>>76980783
Somewhat decent for their standards players but still mediocre. They will not even get pass Jamaica probably.
>>76980710
You're not in it this year, and you have slim chances of making it in 2019
>>76980783
Likely to finish last in their group, and I have no idea who's in their group
>>76980814
No Mae. Don't bully Fernando, he's a good boy
>>76980814
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76749574/#76753234
have fun
>>76980179
How even?
>>76980837
Ministerio Público is knocking in your door. They want to talk with you. It's because you shared private information or some shit.
>>76980848
Look a post above you. It was pure luck I think
>>76980875
I told them I was with the National Party and they left me alone
Just came home and the game hasn't started, Wtf thought it was at 7
Watching games on Unimas Deportez annoys me. I can't understand a single word!
>>76980905
7:30
>>76980886
Based estrella solitaria
What Honduran team is the most /pol/
What Honduran team is the most tumblr?
>>76980814
isn't a crime to assault autist in your country?
So how much did the CSA bribe Davies to play for Canada?
>>76980814
I genuinely think this guy has autism.
>>76981054
The first time I saw him posting in /mls/ I was sure of it.
>>76981054
He unironically does. It's pretty easy to see from his posts
It's a mistake to keep posting his facebook
You guys are supporting us right?
This is gonna be a CONCACAF quality murderball SHITFEST
I hope lightning strikes the field, killing all of the players
O/U 1 red card
>>76981196
Over
I hope both teams lose, Tbh
the face of autism...
>>76980800
Rude...I was just curious was all :(
>>76980822
Hm. Fair enough
>>76980829
Didn't you nearly draw against a literal non country?
What is this retarded mexican shit
>Let us make naked monkey love in centre field
W-We can do this, la-lads.
>More Costa Ricans in the stadium than Catrachos
Interesting
>por que esto es Africa
Literally the only good thing soccer has produced
Is Trump going to deport everyone in this stadium? Y/N
Im ready for the best Gold Cup in the world.
>>76981276
Good memories. I remember trying to fill the sticker album of that WC.
>>76981294
Yes
>>76981294
Only Catrachos
>>76981271
New Jersey is like the only place in USA where that could happen.
After the first goal the fans are all going to fight eachother and the game will have to get replayed
>"Mango" Sánchez
>"Pitbull" Claros
>"El Gato" Canales
Spic nicknames for you
The H stands for heroin smuggling
>>76981436
Why watch WorldStar when you could turn on a CONCACAF game
Why was the Canada game empty and this spic game so full?
>>76981481
Who wants to watch Canada dump on a non-country?
Also the illegals need to do something for fun
>>76981472
underrated post
I love CONCACAF soccer
This is the gooniest shit ever
>>76981468
A friend of my dad is nicknamed "mano de burro", i don't know how that works
>it's an "our niggers can't score" episode again
>>76981623
Neither do I
>>76981481
Because Canadian soccer is a meme
Why Navas when we have Pemberton?
>>76981650
Llegó el Japones, saluden muchachos
>>76981690
Saludos mae
>>76981683
fuck the navas meme!
when we paly a game the last thing I want to see is our keeper!
having him on screen means we are getting fucked!
>>76981704
Konichiwa malparido
>spanish speaking japaniggers
>all these mls cuck bois
Kek
>>76981704
>>76981744
Have some /a/nime
>>76981704
Are you the UF fan from /cfb/?
>>76981777
This is a real man's Anime
>>76981777
sauce
>butthurt maple leaf niggers
>>76981791
Nope, I've only posted a few times on /cfb/ and I'm a USC fan
>>76981704
>>76981824
That's cute. Pic related is a real man's anime.
>>76981838
I got no source. Sorry.
>>76981222
The hero /mls/ needs but doesn't deserve.
>>76981824
but everyone on /a/ is a little girl, anon
>>76981845
we beat france 4-2
what's there to be mad about?
who Cost/a/ Ric/a/ here?
Que alguien me diga por que putas tenemos a Rodney Wallace titular?
>>76981870
>pic related is a real man's anime.
posts a feels anime...
Kek.
Noww we meeming hard
>Honduras
>>76981870
FINDS
>>76981892
Post TFW you will never have a perfect waifu like pic related...
>>76981934
>Hondurhartas
>scoring
>>76981872
>>76981892
This is officially an /a/ thread.
>>76981925
Simple. If you didn't cry with that movie, you're a real man.
>>76981970
>If you didn't cry with that movie,
waiting for blu-ray
haven't seen it yet...
>>76981990
How come Japanese girls can't look more like anime women?
Preparing new OP text. Suggestions?
>>76981990
I didn't
>>76982031
>Quoting me for animeshit
>>76982052
Chapinless edition
>>76982052
H is for Homosexual
>>76982052
Fernando edition
>South Nicaraguan murderball
>>76982052
Guatemala crying itself to sleep
Boring ass game
>>76982052
olduras vs rich coast
>the amount of opportunities we've wasted
And I thought we had a chance of winning this mickey mouse cup
>>76982104
>games under Pinto
>exciting
End urself my man
>76981876
Don't ever reply to me again, faggot
>being forced to hear Spanish cometary
Feels bad man. Build the Wall
>>76982202
who hurt you my Japanese nIgga.
I hope most ticos are not like pic related.
Im only watching this hoping for a chimp out.
>LGTSS
>central cacas
>>76982237
>Not being able to handle such poor banter
>>76982237
Says the most inflammatory country in the region.
your newspapers talk shit for a week when they win a U-17 game
your fucking fans bring fireworks to the visiting team's hotels.
eat shit mierduras
>centraca finishing
>Honduras defense
GET FUCKED NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>EL PAIS MALOLIENTE DE _ONDURAS
Game so exci...
It was just a matter of time.
>>76982289
>Inflamatory
Honduran meme prensa is totally bro-tier
>hondushets
It begins
>It's a Costa Rica parks the bus the whole game and wins on a lucky goal episode
>>76982343
interview yesterday.
channel 7 tico reporter asks Honduras player.
>Pinto is familiar with tico players do you feel prepared to meet the game with what many people consider a good advantage.
player answers
Dies Honduras reporter asks.
>COSTA RICA IS FAVORITE HOW COME YOU ARENT (SHOVES MIC IN FACE)
>>76978190
Their capitol city is a tasty and useful spice
>>76982436
That's why its a meme, but it's still bro-tier
>>76982444
You cooking my nigga?
What's up with Haiti/Nicaragua? and why is French Guaiana allowed to play, they are literally another department of France, is like allowing Alaska or Hawaii to play independently in major world events or competitions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
>>76982477
I was actually. Beer boiling some Brats