/beschissener Customer mod general/

KEMME

>>76975404
Granate when?

>>76975404

Never

>HIV

can't wait to cheer for Real Based next season

okay I am here now

Did Dortmund find a new Tuchel yet?

>>76977121
Bosz is the new Ancelotti

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>>76977046
>besteht Leistungstest

>>76977169
Oh, thanks. Would you say that they sind beschiessen worden?

>>76977046
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back

>>76977243
Yeah, but in a nice way

bundes schlafi time

I am back home now

https://twitter.com/MaikBarthel/status/883418414345269248
Lewandowskis agent
Lives in Lichtenstein afaik btw

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>another player sold

reeee buy something already

>>76982229
dudes a giant cunt desu

>>76982229
Is #hh what I think it means?

>>76982333
IRL and internet tough guy

>>76982362
Well...

>>76982411
>irl tough guy

meh he's absolutely a manlet

>>76982411
This does not bode well for Bayern's current image problems...

>>76982456
Bullied the fuck out of Dortmund

>>76982524
via twitter?

>>76982552
Bild

>>76982596
okay

>>76982229
https://twitter.com/MaikBarthel/status/880482054621863936

is Burki bi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUj22Cttt4

imagine being this based

>>76982229
that guy seems like a major mong based on his twitter, apparently he can't speak neither german nor english properly.

>Youngster Kurt mit Übergewicht | Dardai: „Alle machen einen sehr guten Eindruck – bis auf Sinan“

Glow Up Dinero Gang ist die Army

>>76987389
>Buyern - Not even once

>>76975404
>Mehmedi going to Nice
is this true?

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>>76984955
very nice guy!
glad for him and 60

is regionalliga semi-professionell? so, moderately paid?

Maiks are Ossi Kevins, more news at 11

i guess you could say it's semi professional

>According to Sport Bild, Costa is going to Juventus after all

bummer

>>76990323
>Im Gespräch soll eine Leihe mit anschließender Kaufverpflichtung sein

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Yer da's at Bayern's training today

do darmstadt have a good chance of going straight back up?

>>76990507
Hopefully not

>>76990418

That makes sense since Italian clubs are only allowed to field 2 new purchased non-Europeans. Loans are a loop hole.

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Nico Schulz to Hoffenheim on a three-year deal.

>Bayern interested in U21 Jeremy Tolljan

>Chicharito looks to be joining West Ham United

Leverkusen is done.

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confirmation Tolisso was the granate
>Marquee Transfers

>>76990979
If they sell Costa, they will unironically try to get another granate.

>>76990954
WTF are they doing? Is Bayer financing the Monsanto deal through player sales?

>>76991004
The granate will be CHAMES, you heard it here first

>>76991033
They dont need Chames. They already have Thiago. They need a top tier winger, who can also play as striker.

Auba!


oh wait. that guy is neither a winger nor top tier

>>76991004
how much do they want for costa

>>76991148
>>76991148
>oh wait. that guy is neither a winger nor top tier

Hes literally a winger and hes on the same level as Lewandowski, since both Auba and Lewy are incredibly inefficient.

>>76991053
You can't buy what isn't on the market

>>76991232
<3

>Bernd Leno's agent has confirmed contact to SSC Naples

Leverkusen is imploding.

>>76991033
>According to AS, James Rodriguez is going to make a switch to Chelsea

>Neverkusen and Golfsburg might actually get relegated next season
ha!

hmmm,
my Wunschtabelle would probably look something like this:

1. RB Leipzig
2. Based Bayern
3. Doofmund
4. Freiburg
5. Based Bremen
6. Hertha
7. Köln
8. Hoffenheim
9. Frankfurt
10. Gladbach
11. Augsburg
12. Stuttgart
13. H96
14. Mainz
15. Schlake
16. HIV
17. Golfsburg
18. Neverkusen

>>76992138

Mine would be:

1. BVB
2. /energy/
3. Buyern
4. Köln
.
.
.
.
.
16. Schalke
17. VW
18. HIV

>>76975404
>Costa is staying at Bayern
just because juventus dont want to pay 40 million euros doesnt mean hes staying

where are you travelling to this year?

>>76992138
Who is Based Bayern and where is Muncheat?

>>76992404
hehe

>>76992386

Greece, Alps, maybe Amsterdam.

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>when your club buys another Kanacke

hmmm, Amsterdam.

In three days it will be exactly one year ago that I moved away from there...
I haven't visited the city since. Hopefully I will be able to spend some time back there in the next few months.

hello

>>76992365
that's pretty much what it means

>>76992702

Uni in Amsterdam?

>>76992825

Sup

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hello i am here now

>>76992856
yes, UvA

>>76990559
good for him

>>76992837
okay

>>76992560
where in greece? or what will you be doing?

>>76990559
Looks like a meth and alcohol addicted River Phoenix desu.

>>76992856
not much. just enjoying my day off.

friends of mine are in amsterdam for sensation white at the amsterdam arena today

>having friends
KEK

>laughing at yourself
best thing

>yes
hehe

left a tablet on my tongue for too long and the taste won't go away

you need to cut it off

will it grow back?

>>76994072
i hope your dorftrottel friends OD on marijuana

>>76995028
this

>>76995028
hehe

>>76995028
none of them takes. one of them once oded on it though because he has the spasms

have fun reading and analyzing this post

i didn't D:

>>76992185
>BVB "fans" hating on HSV
>t. shareholder since 2011

>>76996136
Im a proud Erfolgsfan since 1995.

In relevant news:

>Chicharito now linked to Chelsea and West Ham
>Costa to Juve on loan looks like its going to happen after all
>Wolfsburg just completed the transfer of Kaylen Hinds, the English u-19 goalkeeper

Update from wimbly bambly
Our guy Thiem wil start in about 45 minutes
Our other guy offner is getting btfo by Zverev

Willkommen.bei.den.Schtis.2008.German.BDRiP.AC3.XViD-QRC.avi

Der.Granatenmann.2017.German.BDRiP.AC3.XViD-QRC.avi

>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat sich das englische Sturmtalent Kaylen Hinds geschnappt. Der 19-Jährige kommt vom FC Arsenal und unterschrieb bei den Wölfen einen Dreijahresvertrag bis Sommer 2020.
ugh

>>76997431
ugh

Thiem playing.

>atp

worse than women's football

Watching a summer reportage style program about Denmark's lost territories. This episode about Slesvig.

GRANATENSTIMMUNG in hamburg if you ask me

>>76998547
make yourself useful, denmark, and open a new /granate/ [spoiler]and post your feet[\spoiler]

>>76998703
What about a /bundes/ for old times' sake?
It will get the autosage either way.

>>76998827
go for it

/bundes/
>>76998875
>>76998875

very good film, i even cried