How to bet on sports, and win

>>76973601

betting is haram and only degenerates do it

>>76973617
you must not know how much betting takes place in the US

Bet against your team. That way you always win.

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>>76973601
>any suggestions?
Separating winners from losers

What happened to /bet/?

JUVEGUY FOREVER

>How to bet on sports
Go to a betting site or a bookie and place a bet.
>How to win bets
Don't bet. Don't fall for the "I won 50 bucks last night" because if anyone actually got profits from bets, the betting industry wouldn't exist.

>>76975209
tears

>>76975274
>>76975182
Nibby here, is the discord still around?

>>76975373
SHAKING

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>>76975209
Betting is fun, and even if you get all fedora about it many people still do win.
It is a good day to turn a shitty day into a good day for example. If the casino wants to charge a fee for that service let them.

>>76975535
Yeah. Those are the degenerates of the society. We properly categorize them as subhumans.

>>76975596
Do you pay for anything?

Bet against the moronic dumbfuck majority.

Literally just ask /sp/ what they think and do they opposite. Objectively nets profit. If you don't believe me, spend a few weeks when NFL starts, go to /nflg/, post betting lines, ask /sp/ what they think.

For instance, every year the Texans have an ~8 projected win total.
Every year /nflg/ says the Texans are going 5-11.
/sp/ has gone 1-5 in the last 6 years.
The most vocal bettor in the last few years, Flaccid's Fu Manchu, always has the Texans going 5-11 or worse.
Go to /nflg/ now.
Ask the same.
They STILL think the Texans are going 5-11 despite the fact it's been fucking free money for more than half a decade. They'd rather be devoutly wrong, for free, than make money.

It's fucking astonishing. Don't get me started on teams like the Lions, Thursday night games, division home dogs. Just track the stats yourself and revel in how profitable betting against casual dumbfucks is.

Bet on the Pittsburgh Penguins to 3peat
Guaranteed money

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Bet your life savings on Mayweather

>>76975373
Yes one second

>>76975373
https://discord.gg/FBsV7Z

>>76975732
>Facebook addict loses 15k betting on women
Figures

>>76976181
Nibs ;)

>>76976212
Who are you?

Should I rape and kill her

>>76976232
hassan

Nothing wrong with a bit of sausage on sausage action

SO hungry lids

Might get a kebab

ER OUT
KICK PURPLE

>>76975663
you are the first person on /bet/ to make a quality post in a long time. well done!

>>76976644
have sex Beta.

NEED a /bet/ / discord character power rankings.

TT number one for me

>>76976690
i'm more alpha than you could dream. ask your sister

>people didn't bet on Lyon every fucking week at 1.8 when they won championship 7 times in a row

>>76973722
they literally have betting sites on their jerseys and named after their leagues in yurop

>How to bet on sports, and win
the mob

>>76976922
Too bad I did it only for the last two titles they won