/trans/ - Smug edition

I love /trans/ lads.

just put wonder woman on lads. any update on the gal to me situation?

Also when is Coonaku confirmed?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWQMDLeD5fs/?taken-by=philipneville18

>Real Madrid are confident they will secure Dani Ceballos’ signature before the start of the season (Marca)

Spaniards explain why barca that has problem in their midfield isn't all over Dani Ceballos

Any update on the Keita to Liverpool situation?

>>76973199

>Not England's Brave Bradley Lowery edition

There's a special place in Hell for monsters like you.

>>76973250
He is on the plane la

Along with Javi Martinez and Van Dijk

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>>76973227
>tfw she'll never look at you like she looks at Chris

>>76973250
Just bumped into him at the albert dock la, done deal

Again with this Verratti bullshit.

>>76973264
Id like to wear a shirt just like that but Id get called gay

Any update on the gf to me situation?

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Taking a shit right now, my asshole is on fucking fire, send help

>>76973293

I've been calling agents all day but there's a shortage of chubby chasers right now.

Fuck lads I miss Lamela

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Singles and gf to you materialize.

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Reminder if Morata didn't have a lazy spaniard as an agent and instead had based Mino he'd be wearing a United top right now

You are Ronald Koeman, and you are talked with finding a new striker for Everton, one that will make you finish top four domestically, and that will make you finish in the Europa League Round of 32 at worst. After all your other transfers, however, you have £40M remaining. If anyone, who do you sign?

>>76973323
mino plz go

>>76973313
Need the lamela to fitness deal wrapped up soon lads

>>76973305
thanks lad, appreciate the hard work

>>76973323

It's more to do with Real thinking they can get away with not negotiating because they're the best team in the world.

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This guy comes up to your gf and spanks her on the ass

What do?

>>76973325
>You are Ronald Koeman, and you are talked with finding a new striker for Everton

I thought Canada was an English speaking country?

>another Best Korean moving to Europe

>>76973341
>b-b-back the fuck off

>>76973336
Mino would have solved that with his hobby of indoor chair shotput

>>76973341
Ruffle up the top of his head, give him a pat on the back and tell him to run off the little scamp

>>76973325
Whoever Atletico are looking at to replace Greaseman.

>>76973341

Ask him who punched him in his face.

>>76973325

>>76973341
>was that meant for me? :)

>>76973341
So... Leicester's fitness scheme has taken a new level.

how do the rest of the league even compete?

>>76973355

As soon as you moved your arm towards him he'd put you on the floor m8.

>>76973376
Lmfao yeah in his dreams

Now that Lukaku has gone, who are Chelsea gonna sign as their first striker?

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Friendly reminder that this happened today

>>76973323
for 70-80m no less

>>76973386
Benteke

>>76973376

I don't think he can reach.

>United got more penalties and conceded less in the 90s
They were the best team in that time too. Better team usually receive more penalties because they're in the opposition box more and concede less penalties because the opposition are in their their box less.
>Referees are scared to give penalties at OT
And what about at other grounds? It's like people saying Lukaku doesn't score in big games. Then it turns out every other striker is shit in big games too.
>UEFA/PL saying Man Utd not doing well hurts the brand
No shit. Doesn't mean they are up to anything shady though.

>>76973386
Marcos Llorente

>>76973386
should've gone for Defoe desu

>>76973386
Llorente

>>76973396
Just checked. He's 5'9 LMAO

>>76973386
Harry Kane

>>76973386
Aleksandr Mitrovic

>>76973391
>not capping the post in reply to hers

>>76973386

>Costa stays as first choice until January when he joins Atletico
>In January Chelsea sign Zlatan on a free

>>76973424
>some childish crap ripping on a girl for showing her tits
yeah, was so epic amirite :XD

>>76973243
He once tweeted death to all catalans

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>>76973283
I'd like to wear her shirt if you know what I mean

>>76973438
bit rude desu

>>76973434
>Costa staying after Conte told him to fuck off over text

wow just noticed the swans

>>76973467

They've always hated each other.

>>76973439

>Gal and Anon.webm

But shes not tied up and in my moms basement

I guess costa staying and conte leaving isn't a bad option though

>>76973439
How do I search for porn like this?

>>76973492
It's a terrible option.

>>76973517
ATK Girlfriends

You're welcome

>>76973485
>that flag
>that colloquialism
I don't like seeing British flags use Americanisms. I dont like it AT ALL!

>>76973436
>defending a girl using a kids death as a way to attention whore

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>>76973517

>>76973538
I'm like 80% sure this thread could answer any porn question

>>76973439
wouldn't it be small? how can you possibly wear women's shirt? it's absurd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJADwXLg-BE

>>76973542
But you wouldn't even know about the kid if it wasn't for the huge amounts of celebrities and media jumping on the bandwagon to show everyone just how great they are by publicly displaying their sympathy. It's genuinely very sad what happened to the lad, but it happens to hundreds of children every year who no one hears or cares about apart from the family. The whole thing is just virtue signalling on a massive scale.

>>76973572
Yeah, >we probably know more about porn than football

Reminder that sex with a man isn't that bad and footballers should be able to express their sexuality

>>76973581
Objectively untrue

fuck most couples lose all their friends by being annoying couples

you new remember Loïc Rémy

>>76973581
Do /sp/ count as friends or am I fucked?

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>>76973199
Reminder

>>76973580
The pleasures of being a manlet :^)

>>76973572
What is the best porn genre?

>>76973627
Should have gone to Newcastle or stayed at QPR, the greedy twat thinks he's better than he is.

>>76973629
Im hoping so, lad.

>>76973652
Artsy Lesbian

>>76973652
g/g

>>76973652
Objectively femlet/amazonian lesbian porn .

>>76973666
very true lad

you now remember demba ba at newcastle

>>76973652
Gonzo

>>76973629
I sure hope so

>>76973615
>English dating tips

How do you engage with/get to meet different humans without knowing other people/having friends

>>76973652
milking table

>>76973710
apps la

>>76973694
Same thing desu, although Newcastle did stick him on the wing to accommodate Cisse so I can't blame him for leaving.

>>76973652
pregnant, milf, teen, creampies are patrician af

>>76973652
/trans/(fers) the thread and phenomen. Can't say I like transpeople

>>76973652
Rough but not bondage (that's boring)

Is Alcântara do Nascimento any good? Arse/Spurs/United should sign him desu.

Iheanacho and Hernandez, but ideally Cavani. He'd never realistically join, though.

>>76973734
>that flag
>this vanilla taste
turn your proxy off now

>>76973763
say what

>>76973755
>>76973325

>>76973770
every time someone posts a scat webm or other weird fetishes on /sp/, its always a german flag

Just fucked a literal /trans/ woman to please the transfer gods.

By this sacrifice this silly season shall be a bountiful one.

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A inside rumour going around that Sigurðsson is very close to a £40+ transfer to Everton. Fuck this stupid fucking planet fuck those stupid fucking owners, who the fuck is going to replace him?

>>76973786
>Vanilla
Slang for being white?

I don't get >British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>76973325
I would hijack the Ian Nacho deal

>>76973325
Alario

>>76973801
word vanilla for sexual taste usually refers to having such a basic taste.
nothing to do with being white you racist bastard

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Suggestive clips with very little nudity is the only good porn desu.

>>76973800
At least that's good money.
Can't imagine how Sigurdsson and Rooney would fit in the same team desu.

>>76973802
City have a buyback at anytime for £10m more than the sale price

Everton won't go for that

>>76973801
retard

Just got home from work and heard the news about are bradley dying. FUCK this gay Earth

>>76973801
>humor

>>76973341
based f-91w

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>>76973820
Not enough money to get even a half decent replacement. He was the soul and pretty much the only creative spark on the team that could pull something up from nothing. His vision was fantastic

>>76973857
There are already threads on here saying "Why should i care if some kid died"

Makes me wish the nukes would just rain already and show all these edgelords how weak and pathetic they are, how they would weep (if they survived) over the amount of their friends and family who would be justly vaporized.

>>76973861

t. Osama

>>76973875
edgy

Reminder that if Everton sell Lukaku for at least £75,000,000, they are at least £8,000,000 in the positive and can spend hugely in the remainder of the window.

>>76973866
You can have Mo Diame off Newcastle for the low price of just £20m.

>>76973875
edgy

does anyone else pretend to be coach when eating their nuggets, and line them up as formations?
For me its 5-3-2

>>76973817
Name one (1) thing better than pumping cum into a tiny vag

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>tfw Chelshit and Sperm are going to implode next season after signing 0 (zero) player in the transfer window

>>76973891
>not fielding a goalie

>>76973875
There's a difference between not caring and being edgy.

>>76973894
pumping into a hairy arsehole and not dealing with the aftermath of women problems and cuddling

>>76973895
Chelsea signed Rudiger. Also, falseflagging against Chelsea is stupid you just end up getting egg on your face.

>>76973879
>>76973890
>>76973908

Zero fucks given

>>76973920
Feed her anti baby pills and you'll be fine

>>76973875
But they are right, and your irrational chimping is genuinely weird. Like, no shit those people would feel bad if their families died, it's a complete non argument.

>>76973939
>fuck girlfriend
>rest of night is cuddling watching shite tv

>fuck best mate
>rest of night is playing fifa, going pub to watch footy, and bit of snooker

>>76973886
the worst part is he'll go for only 10 million more than fucking Sissoko

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>GF requests to be traded from Anon, says she has received other intriguing offers.

Can we have a /trans/lads meetup?

>>76973930
That guy has been posting shit like that for well over a year.

>>76973963
I hope not.

>>76973931
Why would you care beyond a quick 'well that's a bit sad'? Not like it personally affected you. The people who didn't know him who are torn up over it are the ones with something wrong with them.

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>middlesbrough mk2

>>76973325
CHI

>>76973963
In Thailand

>>76973959
Maybe you could get Puncheon

>>76973980
I honestly have zero emotion over it but for others to bully people over empathizing. That's just edgelord bullshit. Just like that faggot greaseball Italian above me.

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>>76973985
First Spurs now Watford doing the ISIS pose. Why?

>>76973963
I love you trans lads but I don't like leaving my home to much or meetings with unkown people for that mather either

>>76973899

His mum can only afford to buy the 10 packs.

>Sleeve sponsors are a thing now

>>76973971
>>76973990
>>76974008
>not wanting to get a cheeky Tobey's with your /trans/ mates

>>76973961

Get on the phone to her agent, promise him a big fee is she signs a new contract.

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>who's this cunt?

>>76973985

>Tfw another season of getting 40 points after 30 league games before then losing all your remaining matches and narrowly avoiding relegation

>>76974038
>ew, it's looking at me

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>>76973963
good idea, here is the pic from the last meet up

i.imgur.com/Ob7rq.jpg

It's literally Friday night. Why'd you still be here??

>>76974038

Some kid they kidnapped from London and gave a 1 week trial to so they didn't look racist.

>>76974038
remember when manure fans claimed cleverley was the next goat because he had an alright game against barca in a pre season friendly

>>76974052
me on the right

>>76974052

>The Indian shitposter on the far left

KEK

>>76974062
>not playing FM and posting cheeky rumours on a friday night
What are you a normie?

>>76974062
j-j-just waiting for some (You)s, lad.

>>76974062
>going out this early
I'm heading out in like an hour or so.

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At least they got rid of JUST EAT

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>>76974093
have a you

>>76974099

>Nipple sponsors

This has gone too far

>>76974094
Ich gehe jetzt auch nochmal schnell duschen und dann zu Freunden direkt

Anyone able to offer me a job got a Law degree and I taught myself to ride a bike.

>>76973259
6 year olds dying of cancer is good reason to not believe in all that t b h

>>76974120
learn to drive.

>>76974120
Both very impressive feats. Come join the /trans/ shitposting firm.

>>76974133
some of us need to

>>76974152

How many You's a day will I earn?

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really makes you think

>>76974062
Just got home after watching the new Spider-Man.

>skint
>want a kebab

anyone wanna paypal us a tenner

>>76974170
That depends on YOU la

hehe

>>76974186
>giving Disney money
for shame.

>>76974185
perrotta kaka'

RIP Little Bradley. YNWA (Im shoving the club I support into this)

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>>76974120
>>76974152
>tfw I will never have a cheeky job at Skysports with the lads writing about the latest transfers

Fucks sake

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Can't buy players from clubs of note, return to feeder team to buy stat padding meme striker for 100m to keep his friend the dabbing Jake Livermore happy

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Where is mbappe going to end up playing at?

>>76974289
Arselona Madrid FC

>>76974289
Monaco

>>76974285
>that pic
lmao

>>76974289
China

>>76974277
Well, you could start a blog or something expressing your thoughts on the latest transfers and if you build a following you might get some bigger opportunities.

Or you could just stay here and shitpost forever with the rest of us.

>>76974289
Southampton after terrible 2nd & 3rd seasons

>>76974289
ppsg

>we work hard, we play hard

>>76974317
>Or you could just stay here and shitpost forever with the rest of us.
comfy af

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3967201/chelsea-javier-hernandez-manchester-united-romelu-lukaku/

Little pea is going to Chelsea!

>>76974027
>Anon and GF agree on deal to put GF out on loan to Chad FC. Anon agrees to pay GF's wages.

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Some new football memes for you lads.

>>76974364
back to ladbible

>>76974352
>Anon activates buy back clause to bring GF back.

>>76974364
xD

going out soon with lads
>few beers
>darts tournament
>footy transfer banter
>few bars
>get bit silly slapping each others bums
>start whipping cocks out as a joke
>one of lads put balls in other mouth
>other lad gets hard on
gonna see how far it goes tonight. What transfers are of key discussion this week?

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Just went to the shops outside the Emitates and saw this, get your bets in early before the news gets out

>>76974364
Old joke, la

>>76974404
if you're going to choose a shit player for leicester then surely nathan dyer is a better choice, albrighton is actually decent

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>>76974421
it's cooking

>>76974389
>GF seeks legal representation to get out of deal with Anon after being promised regular play with Chad

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SOMETHING HAPPENED

>>76974093
Here senpai

>>76974463
Think he'll start over Diego Alves?

>>76974404
Demichelis was immense the year he won the prem

>>76974442
UMA

>>76974463
Keeper signings underwhelm me. I need help.

>>76974463
Ah yes, very impressive.

>>76974116
I showered as well and will head to the local soon enough.

>>76974486
Ederson will be fun

>>76974404
>John O'Shea
Whoever made this pic was born in 2010

>Sky sources understand Antonio Conte is becoming increasingly frustrated at the prospect of Chelsea missing out on Romelu Lukaku.

>We are told he won’t take it well when Manchester United sign Lukaku, as expected, in the coming days.

>>76974512
forgot to add why do chelsea have 1 good season then 1 bad. What your bet lads?

>Bakayoko still not announced
honestly, something isn't right. He was pictured in London last Tuesday, 27th June. Was tipped to have medical then. Today tipped to have Medical today. Still not announced.

He must have failed a medical twice

>>76974099
Looks like a Fulham kit.

>>76974099
>the shit factory in my hometown is now sponsoring teams

>>76974512
>letting costa go before sorting his replacement
deserve it desu

>>76974512
>Sky sources
Always wary when I see this

>>76974099
yer da sells avon

Lads

I love trans lads

>>76973590
You are broken m8

>>76974460
>GF's agent works against her to complete the transfer to Anon. Agent receives part of the transfer fee.

Anyone know what happened at Deansgate-Castlefield today? Official announcement was a medical emergency, but I smelled burning.

>>76974670
where the fuck is that?

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BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING

ABLiS BTFO

>>76974404
>you now remember mateja kezman

another player ruined by the pensioners

Eurobeat desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENzaKDnAW9A

>>76974404
>implying O'shea isn't a legend

Literally the most utility player ever

>>76974727
>ABLi
Lincoln got fuck all do with that pic mate

>>76974690
Manchester

>>76974764
>You now remember John O'Shea nutmegging Luis Figo in the Champions League in 2003

>>76974764
>>76974787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTBIHwW-pqs

Anyone got any bullshit rumours?

How about
>Dante to City

>>76974913
Badstuber to City

>>76974913
Ginter to City

Ibrahimovic to Chelsea

>>76974943
>I don't know how to reply on 4chan: The Post

K Y S

>>76974951
rude desu

Pls no bully

Not nice

>West Brom playing 10 (ten) friendlies

>>76974951
no kisses to you

>paying for a 4chan pass just to be able to quote in a reply

What are you on about

>>76974951
found the virgin lads

>>76974940
>moving twice in one window

>>76974970
Just like on football manager

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Excellent post No.76974979, imagine paying for such a pointless feature

>Yuri from Real Sociedad to PSG

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>>76975051
the absolut state of me to remember stuff

Ahrite buhs

tfw fell for the ryzen meme

>>76974512
This is partly Conte's fault after what he pulled with Costa

*heads off to the local*

>>76975132
have one for me lad

>>76974512
It keeps tumbling down and down~

lads why would anyone want to leave Monaco?

League winners, CL football, GOAT location, surrounded by rich and powerful, white, high wages, probably get paid to cuck some billionaires wife on the side

>>76975206
kek i always wondered about this. Add the fact that they won the league and made it to the cl semis

>>76975206
>bigger clubs
not having a stadium with a capacity 18,523 and this is the first year in a while they've done something noteworthy

>>76975206
Footballers probably feel quite poor in Monaco lel

>>76974913
Rodwell to Watford

>>76975266
CL final is not noteworthy ok got it.

>>76975283
like bernardo's flat lol

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Smug edition you say

>>76975293
this year... yeah lad not like they've been tearing it up in europe if you exclude last season

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>>76975323

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>>76975354

Getting Rooney on a free to his boyhood club isn't bad, I can't see Koeman just building around him to the teams detriment

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any transfers?

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>>76975362

>>76975376
My fist to your face if you keep posting.

>>76975365
It's a meme. When it's confirmed there will be a HOMECOMING PRESENTATION or RETURN OF THE KING or something.

>Chelsea have matched Man Utd Lukaku bid (Telegraph)

Canada plays French Guinea in the Gold Cup today lads, do >we have a chance?

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Sol Campbell is still fit desu

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>>76975424
all according to keikaku

>>76975424
The Snubbening is about to kick off

>>76975365

I think he might actually be good again. He's had to endure being in the worst side of his career for the last few 4 years. (not including England)

I predict a solid 15 goal return and 10 assists.

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>>76975424

>Everton sign 18-year-old winger Josh Bowler from QPR

>The Toffees have been pursuing the youngster for a number of weeks but agreed a deal of £1.5m rising to £4.25m earlier this week.

>Bowler has not made a Championship start for QPR, making his debut and only appearance off the bench in May.

>But he is a highly-rated young midfielder and Everton have been pursuing a philosophy of building a squad of the best young talent they can acquire.

Do we call them Neverton because they never stop signing players

>>76975450
20%? I won't let him move anywhere for less than 30% of the transfer fee. Now where's my 40%?

>Gala has Sneijder and Belhanda
>full backs and central midfielders are pure shit
>still rumoured with Ben Arfa and Feghouli

JUST

Verratti saying he don't want to leave

https://twitter.com/PSG_English/status/883399315221348352

>>76975589
Ben Arfa is great if you actually play him

>>76975574
kinda want Lukaku to go to chelsea after all this so more people understand what a fucking snake he is

>Oxford United have signed striker Jonathan Obika on a two-year deal following his release by Swindon Town.

FUCKING WHAT? SIGNING NOT ONLY A DOGSHITE STRIKER BUT A DOGSHITE STRIKER FROM OUR FUCKING FIERCEST RIVALS... WHO DIDN'T EVEN WANT HIM.

HOLY FUCK WHY DID THEY HIRE COLTLET OR WHATEVER THAT MONGS NAME IS?

>>76975605
looks like a hostage video

>>76975605
#freeVerratti

>>76975616

he may be great but when you lack 2 real full backs and 2 real central mids he shouldn't be a priority. Gala already has Wes and Belhanda. satisfying enough for our meme league

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>>76975354

>>76975605
Glad that's all sorted then

>>76975626
mino that is
>>76975635
>>76975643
ofc I'm guessing he really wants to leave but ayrabs being stingy

Is John Ruddy going to Wolves?

>>76975661
ruddy is shite

>>76973325
Jovetic (if he is not kill), Chicharito, Bakambu (already have one meme striker from la liga, why not 2), Moussa Dembele (arguably the one who could be the next lukaku, if he gets some mass), Lucas Alario, Carlos Bacca (shit but scores goals like a motherfucker), Luan (the next Rivaldo, not an out-and-out striker but can play anywhere in the front line).

>>76975661
if they want a shit keeper on a free transfer then he fits the bill

How much would the transfer fee for Rooney to Everton be?

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>>76975712
>Jovetic (if he is not kill)
thanks for the chuckle

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>>76975424
JUST

>>76975731
United will probably pay half his wages so £6m a year I'd say.

>>76973820
>Can't imagine how Sigurdsson and Rooney would fit in the same team desu.
with rooney on the bench

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>>76975424
Confirmed by the Beeb: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40540231

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

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confirmed. too late lelsea

Lukaku wouldn't join Chelsea, would he?

>>76975808
depends on who pays mino the most

>>76975634
Agent Obika's gonna drag you down to league two to play with us :3

>>76975731
If I was Everton, would try to convince manure to let him go >for free so they won't have to pay his salary anymore. I can hardly imagine a player like that (old, no practice, huge salary) getting anywere not as a free agent.

>>76975808
Chelsea wont meet Mino's fee. United will.

ironic since that is what swayed Hazard's move (according to Fergie)

>>76975808
Chelsea wouldn't play him but Mourinho was manager at the time

Either way he's joining people who didn't trust him

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>>76975424
Already bored of this saga desu. When have our Premier League overlords penciled in the next one for?

Everton has managed to spend upwards of 80M, and will somehow probably make it back by selling the Congolese dabbing Icardi

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>>76975859
Chancel Mbemba?

>>76975833
i've never been so fucking furious. 3 seasons ago we signed internationals and shit. Now we're signing players who have scored 25 goals in 3 fucking seasons.

I don't care if he's a backup or not. I just want a good striker for Oxford.

>>76974463

Hradecky to Juventus

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>>76975880
wait a minute..

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L E A K.

>>76975915
>>96

>>76975851
>signs for Chelsea so he can have is own #lubacku campaign
>Conte does a u-turn on Costa
>doesn't trust Lukaku and is benched all season just to spite united

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>Jim White having the audacity to retweet a story in which the narrative he had recently pushed was contradictory of its figure

Falcao to Chelsea

Heard it here first

>>76975958
In English, doc

>>76975958
>stunning offer
really?

Chelsea's bid might be an attempt to calm down SEETHING Conte to show him that they're at least trying.
Also, Lukaku's pretty good, but with him the amount of blackness in the team will reach critical mass after Bakayoko and Rudiger join.

>>76975964
cocaine fuelled deadline man talks bollocks

>>76975880
Nice photoshop

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>>76975960

>>76975958
>Jim White being an unprincipled bullshit merchant
In other news, water is wet.

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twitter spat incoming

>>76975975
Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo

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If Babs was a PL club, which one would she be?

Lukaku to United is already done. The report about Chelsea matching must just be to save face with fans and Conte.

>>76976008
Watford since they have loads of players going in and out