Post your best >MLS cringe images in here lads.

>>76972028
That's not really cringe, I think they're making fun of themselves with the "since 2017" thing.

Anyway, anything new is always going to be a little cringe at first. Give them a chance. It won't be as cringe once these teams have more history.

>>76972100
DOOP is a reference to the song they play in the stadium when they scored a goal. The crowd sings along with it.

>>76972201

Now that's just doopin' mental

>>76972134
>>76972152
>being accepting of other people is cringe
Nah man, you nationalist autists are cringe.

>>76972231
funny enough the only people with interested in those ideals are whites

>>76972201
DOOP

>>76972231
missed your argument there
oh, thats cause there isnt one
go fix my plumbing and leave higher level thinking to us kid

>>76973222
>excluding people because they don't look or act the same exact way you do is higher level thinking
You need to stop living in the past. It's embarrassing how simple minded you are.

>>76972201
Are you doopin serious?

>>76972100
*doops*

>>76973222
inadvertently, you've created the best cringe so far in this thread

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>>76973432

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>>76973476

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>>76973509

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>>76973530

>>76972028
It's no joke lad, it was 95 degrees out yesterday with high humidity in Minnesota, which for us here is torturous. Winter when? (35 degrees communist)

>>76972201
doopin' unbelievable!

>>76973530
>capos
>N Y C **clap**
every fucking time

PUTO
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>>76972100
There is no team in any sport on the face of the planet more cringe than the Philadelphia Union

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

It's a shame, because their crest, name, colors, and stadium are all pretty cool.

>soccer fans

>>76972028
>Talking shit on based Loons

>>76972231
It's cringe because this is soccer you brainwashed leftie. It's a sport for fuck's sake, why bring in this political bullshit?

>>76974222
soccer fans are, historically, famous for making fun of people for being gay and for racist jokes
you don't have to agree with the sentiment, but the connection is 1:1

Terminus legion "watch your mouth!" I know Damn well in their Silverbacks days, they got drunk and curses.... Its been taken over by a bunch of cucks

>>76972231
>>76973269
Drink bleach, tumblrina

just post any webm of >MLS defending

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>>76974593

>>76974604
Vancouver should sack their kit man asap.

>>76974604
Got anymore snowb owl webms?

>>76975949
no
that game was too depressing to watch, going back through and making that webm hurt enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lse6P1_D75M
whole game was bad, becomes an absolute shitshow about 45 seconds into this video

*sigh*

It's getting better though, I think.

http://timbersarmychants.blogspot.com/

>>76976048
The full We Are Capos page seems like it's gone, that was awful

>>76974543
>We're not edgelords, so we must use tumblr.

>>76973530
>****
every fucking time.

>>76973976
>American footy lads

Fucking disgusting

>>76973976
Mustache guy is terrible, but I don't think I've seen him at a game in like a year or so.

>>76972201
kek

>>76977183
Most American "footy lads" have names like Gomez and Martinez, so we don't watch MLS. When you watch MLS you're watching the worst hipsters.

>>76972134
most sawker clubs around the world have some sort of "say no to racism" type of thing. this isnt really just the mlels.

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>>76972100
like Euros are any better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDM14mDris&index=18&list=LLZo12LIoLpibfyxdYr_BdAQ

>>76981094
>fucking arthur
sweet memories

I wish I can actually recognize the cringe in the MLS but sadly, I'm not even familiar with soccer culture in Europe. Otherwise, I'd be making of Amerifats who are actually into soccer in this country.

>>76981272
>the MLS

>>76981272
You haven't seen any of the LARPers at games?

>it's a mls cringe thread
>there are thousands of images and videos
Jesus americans, stick to the sports where all you do is scream DE-FENSE and eat hot dogs.

>>76981820
Hipsters are too invested in fútbol being the progressive answer to traditional American sports to stop.

>>76987187
why do hipsters hate "traditional sports"

>>76972100
>*doops internally*

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>>76973432
AGAINST MODERN FOOTBALL

wait, don't non americans want the usa to get into football or not?

>>76987854
Sure, but most nations have stamped out hooliganism and firms as a serious cultural issue. Literally no reason for that stuff to exist in the US.

>>76987781
How come autism is so rampant amongst burgers?

>>76973976
>I don't like them
>they don't care
me on BTFO watch

>>76987970
Generally you have to be an autist to get that into soccer here

>>76989303
holy kek

picturing a load of americans in an irish pub putting on northern accents

>>76973530
This is really the only cringy one. The worst part is the
>***Songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game***
disclaimer.

>>76973530
This is like one of those crowd wbms, there's just so much here I don't know where to start
>we're the New York boys(girls)
>you might have some history but we don't give a crud
>NYC Clap: N... Y... C...***Clap***
>put the ball into the net and we'll go really mental
>****songs not included on this list may still be sung in the game****

Stop bullying NYC FC, they can dish out the bants too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVpSkMUbXSw

>>76972152
More like Seattle Pounders. (get it because they get pounded in the butt)

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MLS is cool.

MLS is a money-losing fad kept afloat by expansion fees and fleeting expansion team interest. It'll all collapse around the time it becomes a 50-team league.

>>76989303
YNWA!!
*claps*

>>76989303
just like my animes

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>>76973222
fucking leafs, wasting trips and making themselves look retarded

>>76989303
Hahahahahahahaha holy shit

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>>76989303

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>>76973222

>>76989424
>picturing a load of americans in an irish pub putting on northern accents

I've seen it happen in real life. There's a Liverpool fan bar in DC. It's a disturbing experience.

>>76987854
Non americans want to make jokes.

We shouldn't make fun of MLS hipsters, they're the only soccer fans in America that aren't LARPing. Everyone else is a chicano (larps as Mexicans), a PL fan (larps as English), or some other latino (larps as Spanish or Catalan).

>>76989303
>ligerRider

Is this the mls + /ayy/ general? Why is Toronto fc so based, I hope they win the shield over shitcago

>>76987214
Because it is traditional.

>>76996524
they are LARPing as european ultras, and doing a poor job at it
thankfully, because real ultras are not something you'd want in a growing, family-friendly sport

>>76972100
>>76972201
https://youtu.be/KVjeheaFfsM

>>76973557
>hard rock cafe

hey I've got a shirt from there

>>76974604
that's cool

>>76987781
>the fat guy in the back

>>76972028
That's not cringe thats kino

>>76972201
DOOP THERE IT IS

>>76974222
Politics do play a part though. In Zenit the fans are more likely to call you a non-white homosexual who need to leave the club, while in Livorno the fans start the matches by singing "Bandiera Rosa". Politics will always have a part in football, because the history of the football clubs and their fans are political. There's no escaping it.

>>76975986
>>76974604

unironically great. also that goalie conceding is understandable when snow is flying into his face.

>>76999678
Unless you price out all local fans like here.

>>76999715
I really dislike that desu. It's like stripping the clubs off their identity.

>>76999790
Safe standing should improve ground atmospheres a bit at least, but yeah the English top divison will never be what it once was.

>>76999695
yeah
the only people really at fault were teibert (31, lost his man) and techera (on the line, can't be bothered getting his body in front of the ball)
mostly it's just a calamity because of the weather

>>76981053
This

Manchester United literally stole the battle hymn of the Republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1nDYrCxeig

>>76972028
>Americans don't care about football
Hurr Durr their own sprts are autist
>Americans genuinely do like football and begin to have their own "soccer" culture
Hurr Durr let's make fun of them

Make your mind OP

Major Indoor Soccer League was cooler

MISL all day

>>76974604
>>76975986
>>76999953
Looks great. Here's another, which Costa Rica filed protest over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9xuaQDkmL8

>>76981053
>talking shit about renown german artist hans-peter baxter

>>77001631
Those centennial jerseys were so good. Should have just made them a permanent design for our jerseys.

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>>76972100
>doopin'
oh my God oh my God oh my God
I can't fucking breathe
this is sooooo much better even than "I don't give a crud"

s-stop bullying us

>>76989303
jesus fucking christ

>>77002096
Those guys are massive pussies though.

>>76973432
>sunglasses
>they have all their teeth
>no one looks like they are ready to mug you
What do americans think a hooligan is?

>>76996743
This. I am all for more sports in USA, if there is a following why the fuck not but MLS does not feel organic.

>>77002096
Jesus....you just can't win against the jews

>>77002896
But it's the sport of your entire continent's ancestors

>>76989303
Hope he goes to Anfield and tells them about how he became a supporter lol

>>77002932
Americans purposely didn't play it to spite the ancestors my bruv.

That's why baseball took off, it's actually the most comparable to your footy, values technical skill, tradition, and fundamentals. The speed of the game is also similar. The same people who hate baseball here for being boring are the one who hate soccer for being boring.

But now a days the most popular sport is American Football, which I like but it's a meme. Imagine if Rugby was your premier sport and everyone at the pub was only interested in having Rugby conversations. Sad times have fallen upon us.

>>77002932
Don't listen to this guy >>77003073
Our league and FA commited suicide in the 20s and the great depression wiped out the sport, thats why no one gave a shit. It had nothing to do with being contrarian.

>>77003073
> The United States played its first official international match under the auspices of U.S. Soccer August 20, 1916, against Sweden in Stockholm, where the U.S. won 3–2.
lmao at (you)

>>77003106
What are you even on about, baseball predates the depression and thrived passed it, it was THE sport at the turn of the century. Soccer never caught on before the depression.

Why does Cuba play baseball and not soccer? Because the war of 1901. Baseball was an american sport, and playing American sports was a slight at the colonization regime of Spain.

>>77003161
You do realize MLB was founded in the late 1800s rite?

>>77003235
they were all born in the late 1800s and considering they beat a european team in there first match they obviously had decent coaching and trainers

Ban people starting them from the supporters' section is the method I've seen.

The most effective method I've seen, for the record, is to have several drummers leading the supporter's group at the orders of the capos, who dictate the songs and chants. In order to get a new song going, you have to ask the capos or drummers, get their approval, make sure they have the cadence down. And there better not be any profanity in the chant either; that is expressly forbidden.

This is just an example but I've seen this personally. It's real.

Edit: here's a section from the by-laws of the St. Louligans, the supporters' group for my local team, St. Louis FC:

"Drummers & Capos. These people are everything during the game and we take care of them. No exceptions. If a Capo or Drummer tells you something- pay attention. Capos need room to work at the front- they DON’T need you standing up there “helping”. If they tell you to vacate then do so. If you’re trying to start your own chant and they tell you to shut up- do it. They know what they’re doing. If you have an idea for a chant, find one of the gameday captains and see if they can convey it to the capos. Do not interrupt them while they’re working or go rogue trying to be louder than the capos. If the drummers start chanting “MORE BEER” that means they are out of beer. Yes it’s a fun chant but it’s a signal to everyone to get out a dollar bill or make it rain. Someone will be coming by to collect the cash to buy the drummers & capos beer or water or whatever else they need. If you’re dead broke, we understand, but please budget $1 each game to the beer fund. Also- do not touch the drums without express consent from one of the drum corps. Seriously, they will slap you if you touch their drums without permission. (They will let your kid pound out a beat, but ask nicely first.)"

http://stlouligans.com/chants

Who /St Louligan/ here?

>>77003999
>St Louis will NEVER EVER get a MLS team
Feels great

>>76972100
*doops ur nose*