/trans/ another dabman to manure edition

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who is the player next to Henry?

>de goey

Lukaku now £90m with add-ons. £100m if you include White Pele.

>Arsenal submit improved €45m bid for Thomas Lemar, according to L’Équipe.

>AS Monaco are expected to reject this improved bid, which will disappoint both Thomas Lemar who wants the move and Arsenal.

>>76968895
Looks like Emile Heskey.

How many goals will Lacazette score next season?

>>76968875
How are these dabbing niggers always bought for like 100 million dollars

What the fuck do they even do to justify a price above $100,000

Is Lukaku Muslim too then?

Real Madrid are confident they will secure Dani Ceballos’ signature before the start of the season (Marca)
>Barca's Paulinho bid rejected (Sky Sports)
Frank de Boer is keen to bring goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen to Selhurst Park this summer, but only if current back-up Steve Mandanda leaves Crystal Palace. (AS)
>Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has admitted the club are interested in signing Chelsea transfer target Marco Verratti. (Mundo Deportivo)


Arsenal have made a €45m (£39.76m) bid for Monaco's Thomas Lemar. The French champions are set to reject the offer, but it is suggested the Manchester United transfer target is now keen on a move this summer. (L'Equipe)
>Former Cheltenham Town loanee and Tottenham Hotspur flop Yuri Berchiche is in Paris to complete a move from Real Sociedad. (Le Parisien)


Gianluigi Donnarumma is close to agreeing a new deal with AC Milan. The teenager will sign until 2021 and there will be a release clause included, due to be between €75m (£66.3m) and €80m (£70.72m). (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Juventus are closing in on a big summer signing as they look to land Brazilian winger Douglas Costa from Bayern Munich. They are not done there, and hope to also capture exciting Italian winger Fernando Bernardeschi from Fiorentina. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
The tension between Marco Verratti and PSG is building. His agent Donato Di Campli has described the midfielder's position as "like in prison". The player wants to join Barcelona, but the French giants are holding firm. (Corriere dello Sport)


>Former Blackburn Rovers striker Anthony Modeste is set to move to China and join Tianjin Quanjian for €37.5m (£33.15m). The 29-year-old scored 27 goals in 37 games for Koln last season. (Bild)
Bayern Munich are hopeful of extending the contract of former Chelsea transfer target, Arturo Vidal, to 2021, making him one of the highest earners at the club. (Bild)

DDG
Valencia Bailly Lindelof Shaw
Herrera Pogba
Mkhitaryan James Martial
Lukaku

Who can stop >us?

>>76968895
Stringer Bell
use to play for the Baltimore Raiders

>>76968936
Chelsea, Spurs, Man City, Liverpool and Arsenal.

>>76968921
17 not including pennos

>>76968936
Chelsea, Spurs, Man City, Liverpool and Arsenal.

>>76968895
James Bond

>>76968941
I miss that show tbqh.

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the entire Bilbao squad shows support to their teammate Yeray who's going through cancer

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>>76968981
post chemotherapy complications to be more precise

>>76968981

cute.

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>scumbag player
>scumbag manager
>scumbag agent
>everyone hates us again
We are BACK

>>76968895
his big brother, Lenny Henry

>>76968922
le angry white man meme

>>76968875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtLHtMr8tI

>>76968981
That's sweet.

Chelsea panic buy who and when?

Does dabbing automatically boost your transfer fee by 50 million?

>>76968922
>americans still not range banned
Why

>>76968936
This team doesn't look any better than last year's

>>76968936
Amazing how someone can spend so much for such a mediocre team

>>76968981
Where is Iñaki Williams?

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>tfw you were going to sell a bench turd for gorillions but in the end get nothing because you were too greedy and wanted 5 million more
ayy

>>76969087
>>76969081
and they're not getting james anyway

>million dollars for purchasing blacks like Pogba, Lukaku and Di Maria

is slavery still alive? are they just concealing it?

>>76969099
Chelsea still in the market for a striker though

>>76968981
14/88

>>76969099
hope Perez jumps off the third tier of the bernabeu so I can like Madrid again

>>76969047
Here
>>76969099

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xx

https://twitter.com/EllBretland/status/883264217272524800

fuck im sure its bullshit but liverpool getting cucked by everton would be amazing

>>76969112
>di maria
>black

>>76969119
edgy

>>76969129
LMO?

If Lukaku is worth 75m how much is Kane worth?

>>76969129
stupid since AOL works better with MSN and is actually real for now

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>>76969129
xD

>>76969129
>>76969146

LMA

>>76969131
Do Everton not realise FFP looks back on 5 years of accounts?

>>76969129
>O

>>76969148
200m

>>76969148
£20m tops.

>>76969148
£150m

£30m for the player's skill, age and production
£70m because he's english
£50m english club to english club transfer fee

>>76969148
£75,000,001.00

>>76969129
And city have the SS as their wingers

>>76969163
well they are getting 90m in

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>>76969148
infinitive

Do spurs even need to buy anyone this summer? I don't see any weaknesses unless walker leaves

>>76969148
120 if we're being realistic. There's barely enough good strikers for all the top 20 clubs to have one

>>76968981
My digits will see him through

>>76969193
Lamella and son dead so a winger. Sissoko needs to fuck off and be replaced by Adrien Silva. If walker leave Tripper will be no1 and Kyle Walker-Peters will act as backup

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>>76968895

>>76969193
They probably should reinforce since nobody knows what effect Wembley will have on their season

>>76969187
What if I told you Chelsea are plotting a cheeky deadline day snatch of Mbappe?

WHERE ARE THE CHELSEA TRANSFERS????

>>76968936
That team looks like absolute shit
>Using a striker as a winger
>Using a midfielder as a winger
>Lindelof is "Renato Sanches the CB version"
>Pogba as a DM
>Lukaku won't receive any good balls from those "wingers"

>>76969218
mite b cool thinks he wanna be a real madrid player tho

>>76969193
Douglas Costa might be cool but I'm not sure his work ethic is up to Poch standards

>>76969193
>couldnt even beat a nearly relegated german side in cl
Spurs is overrated shit

>>76969229
BENTEKE COMING

>>76969193
They still have no backup for when Kane inevitably gets hurt

That cost them the title two years running

>>76969232
Herrera is the defensive one of the pair

>>76969099
United fans said that Morata is world class so it would be easy to sell him.

Would rather sign Belotti than Lukaku 2bh, his celebration is GOAT

>>76969272
link

>>76969096
probably on holiday because of the u-21 tournament

In the 2015/16 campaign, Lukaku ranked dead last of the 503 outfield players in the Premier League for distance covered per 90 minutes. He fared little better last term.

>>76969023
If its the same shit as last season where you manage to kick the fuck out of opposition and receive no punishment on the field or afterwards whilst doing well in the league, then you're getting there.

Right now though the money being spent ect. just makes you look a joke.

>>76969275
He does it every time he scores, he just runs round pretending to be a chicken

Tottenham will finish outside the top 4 unless they spend big. Wembley will kill them.

>>76969281
Perfect for Mouyes' hoofball

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what the..

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>>76969232
>Lindelof is "Renato Sanches the CB version"
delete right fucking now

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like wtf?

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Upto the dom episode of iZombie, lads

>>76969281
So?

>>76969129
Arse are trying for Lemar, aren't they? Sanchez is moving to Inter, isn't he? I dunno who the O is referring too.

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>tfw your dad is 61 and might actually get to enjoy a good Everton side for the first time since the 80s

>>76969343
Retard. Check. The. Article. Post. Time. The boost was only 2 hours old. Lots of shit changes. What a surprise.

>>76969275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa2MaVQIhhE

>>76969281
He didn't join Liverpool. He's in a mou squad

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>>76969294
mm very white

>>76969209

kek

>>76969381

Are >we signing a top tier striker now or is Sandro gonna be the guy?

>>76969390
This post gave me GRIDS

>>76969377
>Sanchez is moving to Inter, isn't he?
no City most likely or he stays

>>76969012
Laporte sure look like a proper nazi cunt

>>76969390
I did m8 and read the articles. The boost was that Sandro doesn't prefer PSG. The blow is that according to Juve they won't be able to recall their backup wingback from loan.

But still these headlines have been so conflicting this entire little saga

>>76969368
>JUVENTUS HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT EXTENSION WITH THE HOLY ALLIANCE
>>76969368
THE HOLY ALLIANCE WILL HOLD A COMPETITION FOR 2 NEW MEMBERS
>>76969368
>JUVENTUS HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT EXTENSION WITH THE HOLY ALLIANCE
>>76969368
THE HOLY ALLIANCE WILL HOLD A COMPETITION FOR 2 NEW MEMBERS

Modeste has the best silly celebration desu

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>jeremy mathieu joins sporting portugal from barcelona for free

>>76969462
>HOLY ALLIANCE
>no sextuples
lmao fokin kids la

>>76969505
>4 free

>>76969070
>>76969074
>no facebook direct
disaoppinted

>>76969377
>Sanchez is moving to Inter, isn't he?
Why would he do that? He wants to leave Arsenal to win titles.
That would be as retarded as his initial move to Arse, whoever told him he would win anything relevant with them must be shot.

>>76969232
>Martial played on the wing a lot of times at Monaco
>Mkhitaryan played on the right a lot of times at Dortmund
>Why?
>He played DM against England and everyone was on his nuts after that game
>You received some balls last night, m8. In your mouth.

>>76969377
>Sanchez is moving to Inter, isn't he?
kek

>>76969578
Alexis, that old man didn't mean to hurt you, try to be nice to him

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>Everton want to sign the Leicester winger Demari Gray, according to Sky sources.

>Gray only started nine league games last season and Everton director of football Steve Walsh knows Gray well from his time at the King Power.

>>76969656
Spurs don't need any new signing unless someone leaves, they have one of the best squad in Europe.

>>76969677
see
>>76969208

unless you memeing

>>76969656

Welcome to Arsenal's world for ten years.

>>76969163
Lets hope one of the Everton board are watching this thread so a random anon can remind them how to run their business!

>>76969732
whats up with you?

How much is too much for a pair of jeans?

>>76969758
autism

>>76969578
>FA Cup isn't relevant
Worst meme. Lemme guess, you're confusing it with the League Cup like that Swede? LOL. Don't reply, I'll laugh myself out.

I don't know why Spurs fans are so pessimistic, they have been the most consistent team in England for the past few years. A league title is inevitable for them, maybe even next season.

>>76969782
They've not been good enough for two years running, been dogshit in europe, have lost their illegally small pitch and everyone else in the league is improving

>>76969163
24.23(keane)+24.23(pickford)+22.95(klaasen)+6.8(Onyekuru)+5.1(sandro) = 107.31

Lukaku 75 + Deulofeu 10.20 + Cleverly 7.91 = 93.11

loss of £14.2
>ffp
>tv deals

>>76969782
Probably has something to do with the 2015–16 season desu.

>>76969677
>lost to neverkusen

>>76969782
personally I don't wanna look like some other fans who are like "WE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD" "(INSERT PLAYER NAME) IS WORLD CLASS LA"
Just wanna be a bit more level headed about it

>>76968979
I still haven't watched the last half of season 5. First 4 seasons were GOAT though.

>>76969782
Because they've not won anything? Because despite having 'the best team' they can't even get close to the title? Because there is no replacement for Kane if he gets injured?

>>76969767
like 50 pounds

>We're losing a young striker that has proved to be more effective and fitter than Aguero

Good job, POOP, you fucking cunt.

>>76969859

You should do it. 5 has more goofy shit than the other seasons but the final episode is fucking great. If nothing else, you finally get a payoff for Bubbles' constant misery.

>>76969859
Season 2 best season

>all these faggots doubting Spurs
We have the best striker in the league and the country; only bettered by the world-class legendary ones. We have the best defence in the league. Our midfield is fantastic but, granted, is lacking.

We will win something this year. Screencap this post and pray to your Gods that it's not everything.

>>76969860
Also because they have to play all their home games at Wembley

>>76969877
buy back clasue and literal Jesus

>>76969767
1/4 of a week's wage.

>>76969902
>literal Jesus

You mean Gabriel?

>>76969899
I keep forgetting about that. From the stands Wembley's pitch seems fucking vast, I dunno how big it actually is compared to all the others though.

>>76969934
yes

>>76969899
shut up you fucking nip cunt, we've gotten used to Wembley and we'll be great this year, I've said this loads of times in these threads, check the archive, i'm sick of this meme and sick of JF talking about a foreign league

>Chelsea in fresh move for Fernando Llorente
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76969980
Llorente is about the same level as Lukaku.

>>76969950

>gotten used to Wembley

It looked like it.

>Normie League

>>76969767
250 for designer 30 for thrift

Rumours on kikebook that Everton have bid £65m for Van Dijk.

It's all bollocks but it's hilarious watching the wall pushers having an absolute meltdown

>>76969937
the dimensions they're going to be using is only 1 or 2m wider than WHL

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>>76969937

>>76969941
Eh, depends if he can hit his straps this season. At least he has proven to be better than "Gabigol". Inter got BTFO with that transfer.

>>76969980
he's would be a good back-up for chelsea swans should fight to keep him or they might fail hard

>>76969995
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>76970015
which translates to a 500 square meter difference

>>76970021
>he's would be a good back-up
They've already got Batshit though.

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unironically would prefer Llorente to Lukaku desu

>>76970020
I rate him. Think he gonna go for young player of the year but I agree on selling Ian is retarded. Squad stacked tho

New information regarding insider Sporting transfers

>Everton offered 45million for Bas Dost, Sporting says only sells for the release clause (60mil)

>>76970017
Like >>76970015 says, it depends on how they mark it out though right? I know Huddersfield for example have a rugby sized pitch but they don't use it all for football.

>>76970064
They've already been told they can't have their illegal pitch at the national stadium

can't sabotage england for spuds

>>76970038
Oh almost forgot him. Never hurt with more depth. Costa replacement > batshit > llorente in the pecking order then but as I said swans should try to keep him

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>>76970059
any news on adrien sliva to spurs? I take no news is good news because the clubs are actully talking

>>76970080
England might do better on a smaller pitch tbf.

>>76970054
Yeah we should be right. Chelsea are looking wobbly.

>>76970080
Wait... Is the reason Spurs been doing 'well' because they've been using an illegal sized pitch which they know how to play on but others don't? How has that been allowed for so long?

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Whoah,,,

>>76970059
>45m for Bas Dost

When are these prices going to come back down to normal? He is not anywhere near that. 18m at best.

>>76970102
It's the reason they can press so intensely, there's outright less ground to cover. Hence liverpool dying from trying to press in a big stadium

It's allowed because they'd have to expand the stadium to get a big boy pitch. You never noticed how shit WHL looks on tv?

>>76970102
Dunno, pretty sure the Britannia pitch is about the same size or smaller though.

>>76970102
Special permit since the pitch can't actully be bigger. Also poch wanted to increase pitch size when he got there and thought that the small pitch was a problem

>>76970127
Hughes expanded it when he signed Bovril and Shakira and tried to play sexy football

>>76970110
This seems off a bit but I don't know enough about geography to say for sure.

>>76970094
Spurs offered 30 million, thats all the info available, perhaps its because he is still on vacations.

Illegal pitch or not it doesn't matter now, no harm was done.

>>76970110
Really makes you think huh?

illegal doping or not it doesn't matter now, no harm was done

Man Utd should get Di Maria after Lukaku then focus on winning the treble

Dont need to waste any more time or energy with those two signed

>>76970145
Thanks lad that's all I've heard too. If you see some portuguese source feel free to post

The rules on football pitch sizes are loose as fuck.

Length 90m-120m, width 45m-90m.

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Why do black people have white soles of their feet?

Looks weird

>>76968037
No end in sight, experts said

>>76970169
>thinking de memeria will ever go back to Shitchester Poonited

heh!!!

>>76970182
90x45 sounds fun

>>76970191
he never played for man u

>>76970184
because humans are naturally white and blacks are just corruptions

>>76970198
I want to see the 90x90 pitch.

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>>76970184
Mhmm

>>76970184
There's no skin pigments in the soles or palms so melanin can't colour them

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>>76970205
is this what passes for bait in kangaroo prison land?

>>76970182
>100 to 105 m long, 64 to 68 m wide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_stadium_categories

>>76970182
I think it's also limited by league as well though

Like the prem has extra regs such as minimum attendance

>>76970169
>>76970225
They took our Devil...
We took their Angel...

Is Morata better than Lukaku?

>>76970191
Based burglars making him move to psg

>>76970184
He's actually white

i once worked for a fortune teller.

Spurs wont make it to top 4.
Arsenal will overachieve.
West Ham will relegate.

>>76970169
>Man Utd should get Di Maria
He's hated there

>>76970245
there's no evidence to suggest so

>>76970184
The city fans desperate for mendy to be announced are hilarious
>On his instagram there's a picture with him swimming with a dolphin a day ago with a shaved head

Actual quote

>>76970256
Were you the fluffer for his crystal balls?

>>76970226
>>76970228
Ah right, so there are proper rules in leagues. I did wonder after I posted that desu.

>>76970265
(((we))) are desperate for any fullback, actually. i'd take Wayne Bridge at this point.

>>76969859
You should get to it ASAP. McNulty's shenanigan was kinda eh, but they wrapped the series nicely with little to no loose ends.

Shame about Dookie though.

>>76970225
playing in their u18s doesnt really count....

>>76969859

Season 3:2> 4 >1 > 5

Why wont Chelsea or any PL club give Michy a chance ffs
He is better than Lukaku at everything except speed

>>76970315
They can't spell his name on the teamsheet

Why did Conte not want a world class striker like Costa?

>>76970324
Is that Kyrgios' dad?

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10940350/everton-wait-on-man-utd-to-meet-90m-romelu-lukaku-demands

yeah lads this is far from over

>>76970338
kyrgios isn't a manlet like vidal

>>76970338
._.

>>76970334
Because he disappears for half a season and then chimps out after diving.

>>76970334
Costa is a bit if a cunt if you havn't noticed

>>76970342
>here's 75 mil
>nah, that's not enough

>>76970374
A cunt that wins you games.

>>76970381
It's not for a homegrown striker sold to a rival proven in the prem

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>>76970374
But he got away with it.

>>76970381
>we have Chelsea on the other line and they're offering 95 mil [muffled laughter]

>>76970381
When unlimited money comes knocking you set the price not the market
>>76970391
>>76970402
True but it seems they can't work with eachother . Not saying Costa is bad just that the relationship with Conte is bad

>>76970391
This, how many games did he win with late goals after somehow avoiding being sent off

>>76970342
sky don't know shit

>>76970102
They've had the same pitch for decades but only got good recently, I'm sure it's all thanks to the pitch

>>76970402
>already on a yellow at that point
>ref keeps him on and he scores the late winner
chelsea refball, everyone

>>76970442
big clubs get the big calls

>signing Mendy because he's mmbop's best friend

Is poop trying to meme us here?

>>76970435
nah but you can count on
>Mino Raiola
fucking with things

>>76970442
Even the BBC has said Costa is a dirty player who is never punished for his shit. My guess is that Costa has passed over the line of expectation

>oh he lunged 2 footed and never got the ball
>That's Costa for you! :D

Any polacks here?

Przemyslaw Bargiel?

who?

>>76968895

tata youre

>>76966899
imagine the situations in which he has to take them with the >quality of service he has available.

>>76970442
Didn't he also get a late winner against Watford after the ref let him off for a second yellow?

>>76969893
No doubt

As long as Kante stays fit Chelsea will win the league again,also the Champions League.

>>76970514
lmao

>>76970402
Affirmative Action

Lads, LADS...

>Romelu Perrocacau

>>76970478
never heard of him

I got to Diamond in Rocket League last season, when will teams offer me money to play for their eSports department? Waiting impatiently desu.

>>76970540
lad what?

>>76970514
Ah yes, I'm sure le three lung little negroid will nulify Madrid's midfield.

>>76970402
How players like Costa and Ramos always get away with it while players like Xhaka can't seem to catch a break?

>>76970560
When will they learn.

>>76970552
I don't see why not, he has been the best midfielder in the world for the past two seasons.

>>76970544
thnx

>>76970560
star power and reputation I guess never underestimate the human factor

>>76970549
t. nu-male

>>76970587
this is excruciatingly poor bait

>>76970550
Perromelu Lucaca

>>76970560
wasn't both xhaka's reds from the same ref
just unlucky if yes

>>76970587
>0 european games

>>76969029

Literally lol'd at this

>>76970609
Who was better than Kante in the past two seasons?

>>76970478
idk

>>76970608
Shut up!

>>76970587
>I don't see why not
Because Barca, Madrid, Bayern, Juve are miles ahead of premier league teams nevermind the debatable PSG/Dortmund/Atleti. Kante will be useless when Chelsea discover that Kroos, Modric and Isco don't deploy the 'kick and rush' style of midfield play like West Brom.

>>76970560
Some players just seem to be the type of people that referees fucking hate.

>>76970549
I solved the biggest Minesweeper board in 90 seconds. Got offers from Wolfsburg and PSG and a sponsorship from Irn Bru

>Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to Milan (Sky)

>>76970560
>always get away with it
Ramos has an insane amount of red cards.

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>>76969294

>copying Kevin Nolan

>>76970644
Baliotelli used to get yellowed after his first foul

>>76970334
Locker room cancer. There's something wrong if two great managers got tired of his shit.

>>76970560
Casemiro has become the new >"He can't keep getting away with it" man

>>76969999

used to losing amirite!?!?

>>76970659
He's still gets away with a lot.Take the recent CL final for instance, what the fuck was that?

>>76970681
Then you're looking for another word than 'always' lad.

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>>76970587
>tfw not ramos

>>76970342
Pretty sure its like the whole Pogba saga all over again
The deal was probably pretty much done a while ago when the Chelsea rumours went silent and United are now marketing the shit out of the saga by staying quiet until he signs to generate hype.

>>76970649
When are Irn Bru going to buy Queen of the South and rebrand them?

You're a fucking joke as a fizzy drinks company if you don't own at least two football clubs these days.

>>76970692
I wanted to put in another player so I wouldn't look like a biased Arsenal fan having a go at Chelsea and he was the first name that came to my mind.

>>76970714
Orange and blue halves would be a fucking kino kit

>>76970681
What did he even do in the CL final? The Cuadrado shit?

Also, Casemiro is the one who gets away a lot these days.

>>76970628
Casemiro

Reminder that kante is reddit: the player

Remember that time someone at united "accidentally" forgot to fax papers to madrid on deadline day to complete the de gea transfer? Can't believe that actually happened

Normie League: the player

>>76970707
48 hours, la.

>>76970792
Who is reddit: the manager?

>>76970826
Conte

>>76970826
Klopp or Conte

>you now remember Baba Rahman

>>76970681
Ramos literally gets a yellow for looking at the opposition

>>76970838
>>76970846
Who is reddit: the /trans/ poster?

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>>76968875

>>76970826
Julian Nagelsmann

>>76970859
lrl

>>76970826
klopp

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>>76970826
We all agree on that 4chan the manager is Tactics Tim

>>76970826
Pep and Klopp, always have been, always will be

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RIP brave little lad.

>>76970889
Sherwood is more like Youtube comment section: the manager.

>>76970905
Rip. There is no god

>>76970826
Klopp by a mile

He even does betting ads and everyone knows the "have a cheeky bet" shit is reddit as fuck

>>76970905
ah yes virtue signal because a shit club with zero ambition

Is it G (Sus) or Jay (Zeus)?

>Normie League plebs only know Normie League managers

>>76970957
this is /epl/

hey man those Swansea guys are looking pretty mean this year

>>76970905
Imagine if Sunderland had never signed Defoe and that poor kid had to spend his last days with Lee Cattermole instead.

>>76970940
>virtue signal
I have no idea what this reddit shit means. Have some respect for cancerboi you prick

>>76970552
PARKLIFE

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>>76969209

The true grenate club.

>>76970972
it means pretending to care about something to look good to others

Is Eddie Howe still the meme manager of choice for this season or is it going to be Wagner?

>>76970905
F

>>76970838
>>76970846
>conte
>reddit

>>76970987
Further proof that Chris Morris is a fucking genius.

>>76971022
Explain pls

>>76970991
Now tell me what manspreading means

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39883344

Defoe moved clubs and he gave up on life

>>76971055
something buzzfeed made up to complain about

>>76971055
Carrying out a terror attack while wearing a premier league football shirt is like something straight out of Four Lions.

>>76970905
>j-jermain, why did you l-leave Sunderland *cough*

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/883338003753705473

>>76971083
More like,

>w-we're both going to a b-better place now Jermain *cough*

>>76971095
>Top reply
Kek

>>76971132
kek indeed

>https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/6lu4p9/rip_bradley/
This is why Reddit is shit tier. moralfaggotry in full force

>>76971095
>tits out for him
lmao

>>76970905
I wonder what Bradley thought about Jermain leaving for Bournemouth. Anyway rip little man

>>76971095
Why do people get so mad about this stuff?

Yeah there are loads of kids like him we never hear about, doesn't mean it's any less sad for this particular one.

>>76971095

rip in tits bradman

>>76971168
they're crying that someone is down voting their internet points now

going to bed. hope i join bradley

>>76968875
Just watched a 2016/17 skills compilation of Lukaku. I'm officially a United supporter now, lads.

>>76971215
it's not even 5 yet mate

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>>76971095
>tfw he never got to see sunderland take on the mighty burton albion

>>76971226
lukaku has skills?

>>76971072
Thanks

>>76971078
Ah ok. Pure kino that it's the front page of the Sun too
>Arsenal shirt
>Gunned down...

>>76971226
Respect from a ________ supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PHwivaCx1g

Lads I think there's something in my eye ;_;

>>76971168
>starting a 'megathread' to rake in upboats

>>76971095
bet the bradman would appreciate the boobers

>>76970905

relegated

>>76971277
cutting onions right now

>>76971277
One of Bradley's stray hairs probably got in it

>>76971168
>You troll in this thread you'll be banned, sick of people acting edgy. You don't care don't comment. This lad has been an inspiration to many little lads going through the same issues. R.I.P.
a true hero

>>76971296
What do upvotes get you? Is it like (You)s where you can cash them in for 4chan pass time?

>>76971303
He's a legendary tittyhound