/messi/ - Messi General

hero

>full obsession

imagine being so rich money is nothing to you

imagine being so rich but too autistic to tell them "e-excuse me, i asked for s-sprite, t-thank you"

>>76968118
Man his wife is gorgeous imagine waking up to that smile each new day. Argentines really have it good.

>>76968213
>GIMME DA STUPID COLA MEHO, I DRINK IT
*pours all the soda into her glass*

>b-b-but now i have no d-drink
>he thinks autistically

>>76968118
>taking some time to relax and enjoy life in the little free time he has
Good, I'm happy for him. I'm unhealthy as fuck in general but I only drink sugar-free drinks these days because I actually prefer it and, hey, it all counts.

Also, there is negligible fat in coke. Why the fuck do people say 'full fat'?

>>76968248
>Why the fuck do people say 'full fat'?
its just an expression :-)

>coke instead of sprite
This image is Photoshopped as fuck

>babies and toddlers just having computers to play with instead of toys
this irks me

>>76968228

>you will never have an argentinian girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOklhOuFHvw (thicccccccc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzdzkiib78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ktY2FGl9Rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqvDAvyPrN8

>>76968357

My first girlfriend was Argentine and my second one Brazil but nothing comes close to Argentines. Shame we don't have many of them here.

>>76968179
Is life without any talent even worth living?

>>76968410

i saw enough of them between muenster and amsterdam, at least the guys love to wear the national team shirt to show they "made it" to europe

>>76968410

It's because the majority of people going to Germany are poor people from Ukraine, Poland, Russia, or the Spanish Italian who has trouble finding a job in their economy.

An Argentinian in Germany would already have money and hence have no reason to say

>>76968357

I had a Kenyan GF, pretty much the same

>>76968489
>wear shirt of argentine club
>go to rome
>beggers talk to you in castellano

lmao

>>76968559
you underestimate how poor Argentina is
they are rich amongst Sudacas and that's it

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>>76968118
Post your rare Messis and Antonellas lads.

>>76969251

they don't have to be rich in your eyes, they are rich relative to their population, and in argentina they don't have to deal with blacks and kebab everywhere

>>76969251
you got memed my friend. the only poor "argentines" are from bolivia paraguay peru and natives. most people own nice property in the city and the countryside. the only difference to your life is they won't buy the newest electronics.

>>76969223
They were likely gypsies. There are/were many in Spain

At least here it isn't a thing to drink diet coke

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>>76968357

>ALL have dyed blonde hair