Barcelona's current state of affairs

Meanwhile, at Halal:
>Got rid of that injury-prone smoker (Coentrão) and will replace it with a promising left-back (Theo Hernandez)
>Got rid of that aggressive monkey (Pepe) and will replace it with Vallejo, who needs no introduction
>Keep the remaining back-to-back midfield and attack
>Might buy Ceballos, who has a cheap release clause (15 million euros)

The only "problem" so far is the current situation of Modric - he has some legal problems back in Croatia and he was now charged with perjury. If (and that's a big if) they can't count with him for the next season, they might actually buy Verratti and kill two rabbits with one stone - they get a top replacement for an aging Modric and prevent Barça from getting him

And I just read they're going to increase the offer for Paulinho. JUST

>>76967884
I used to have that poster. I wonder what I did with it.

>>76967968
>will replace it with Vallejo, who needs no introduction
Well he does, but it only needs four letters: Shit.

>>76968276
are you a frankfurt fan?

>Barcelona have joined the hunt to sign Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci, according to Tuttosport, via Mundo Deportivo .

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It wouldn't suprise me if alot of their money was wrapped up in keeping Messi and Neymar out of jail.

>>76968239
(we) will never win a treble again will (we)?

Here's an hypothesis: Neymar shouldn't play on a 4-3-3

>>76969458
Would be huge

>>76969458
but why? umtiti-pique is a decent pairing. they wave worse problems at the right side of the defense.

Our non catalan fans were mad at Laporta cause he was a catalan nationalist and voted jewish in charge now Real Madrid has won 3 champions and we are not showing any sign of recover
We have 5 playerswich salaries make like 80% of the total club's wealth
We are fucking dead

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>>76967884
>Barça's board actually made an offer on Paulinho (20 million euros on two installments) that was refused - current day's Barcelona can't buy an washed-up EPL reject playing in China
Nice try, but that's actually because Guangzhou rejected the bid. They have the power to do so considering how much ridiculous money they're pouring into their star players. And it has been working for them, the CSL is practically "Guangzhou wins lol"

Plus, Barcelona aren't the only ones who want Paulinho, he's been doing very well even at the Brazil NT. Clearly, he's more than just a washed-up EPL reject

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Dibs on Messi

>>76970698
How can you take seriously someone that has been playing against rice farmers for the past two years?

>>76967884
>already lost the chance to get Roque Mesa as a Busquets sub
>will lose Ceballos to Real
>won't have any real RB by the start of the season AGAIN

the only reason Barça is not dropping to EL spots like they used to 15 years ago is because of Messi and a really unfair tv money distribution

>>76970785
Because he's good in the BR national team
It's not a case where you can say

>w-well, they have no one else in that position
They have many people to choose from and he gets to start. He even performs well there against tough sides.

>>76970997
>roque mesa
the defensive midfielder position is well covered imo. busquets, mascherano and they brought back samper who's still young. the main concern is the right back and a proper xaviniesta replacement

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>Valverde left
>Bilbao turns into an skin-head team

what did they mean by this?

>>76972020
Kale Borroka BTFO

But seriously all basques should have their heads shaved by law
They have an awful hair and a worse style
Basque leftist culture has destroyed a quarter of the spanish youth's hair

>>76967884
And even so, Madrid cries to the federation for more days of rest before their match against them and are asking for Hernández Hernández to be the ref of the match, despite their awful board of directors, with a Madrid B past, Halal Muslim manages to be worse and start pooping themselves every time they have to play Barça. Makes you ponder, huh?

>>76973078
what did he mean by this?

>>76972460
>le axe cut hairstyle

>>76970785
he scored a hat-trick against Uruguay at Montevideo, pal.

>>76973154
Focus on sniffing that coke up your nose, Gramos. You can't do complicated things

>>76972020
Where's Inaki?

>>76970605
>giving Messi 500+ million a week despite him being in a decline since he's getting old
>getting a meme spanish manager
>struggling to buy any good players
>joke of a board going after more deadwood signings or players you don't need
Laporta needs to come back. How can you fucking cucks let Barjewmeu do this to your club? Whatever happened to the proposed vote of no confidence to get an election started?

>>76967884
>RIP FC Barcelona
Don't we say this at least once a year?

>>76977966
*500+ hundred thousand.

>>76977869
taking the picture

>>76967884
Ok, lets not rush it, they barely lost by 3 points and literally gave the liga away losimg against part time dentists. They should just focus more in CL like madrid always do and make messi start caring again (which he appears to be doing now that tsuu has catched up). They need to make suarez stop being shit and with one or two players to replace piece of shit gomes and their meme defense they could still do some shit this season.

>>76978300
They literally can't attract any new talent.

>>76978300
>barely

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>>76980812
*takes Isco*

>>76980936
I need to impregnate that redhead

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>>76980936
shiiit thats the readhead from Mad Men and the waitress from It's always Sunny in Philadelphia my two favorite series ever who the fuck is the GOD that got to have a drink with both of them at the same time holy fuck

>>76980936
didn't he signed a new contract with halal? i know he's a barça fan, but i'm sure he's pretty content at madrid
>>76980957
every sane man would like to impregnate christina hendricks

>>76978300

They don't need that much to compete desu. They could put a homegrown baboon to play somewhere in the midfield or wings and he'll do acceptably well as long as he's learned through the Barsa system-babyness. Ofc you take him out of the Barsa system-babyness to play somewhere else and all you get is just a useless baboon (tips Sergi Roberto).

I mean they've been the whole season without a proper right-side fullback. Can you imagine that in any other top team??

Barsa will still be a contender no matter what.

>>76978300
>Ok, lets not rush it, they barely lost by 3 points

only because real choked agaisnt a joke valencia and because messi scored in the el classico in the last kick of the game it could've easily been 8 points

>>76970605

>we are fucking dead

Yes. But Messi is the only thing keeping Barca afloat.

The choice is either slow death (swallow more of that thick Messi sperm until you get hepatytis and file for bankruptcy) or a quick one (get rid of the autist and play Bojan v2.0 in his place).

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>>76982243
4Ú

>>76967884
I hope that Neymar leaves this shit very soon.

>>76971806
>mascherano
Ayy

>>76971806

Mascherano is dead man.

It's much more than just getting a xaviniesta replacement in the midfield. The entire defence line is shit. And the GK are >Ter Stegen and >Cillesen.

Also, no bench depth. You need to have solid players in the bench to endure a season with guarantees.

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>http://www.marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2017/07/08/5960aca022601d5a1e8b45bd.html
also, Nice's manager said that Seri won't leave because they already sold many players. This transfer window is getting better and better for >us...

CEBALLOS TO REAL MADRID

BARCELONA ON SUICIDE WATCH

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEE

reaching a point where no one wants to sign for barça
the stars of the team are one year older and getting more and more expensive
the stadium renovation will be the final nail in the coffin
basically barça will regress to pre-cruyff levels, just an edgy club in the contrarian cataluña

>>76984525
>no bench depth
this. it's always a world class cringe moment when some starter gets injured and gets substituted with anonymous 20y old manlet #5831

>>76967884

Bellerin is a bit shit, but Arsenal have no other RBs and he's on a 6 year contract (that he signed 6 months ago). Why the fuck isn't Barca going after Cancelo or Semedo? They'll be more talented and actually for sale

>>76999321
Because the board is retarded and thinks they can dislodge settled players from relatively big clubs with little problems. Well now Verratti and Bellerin have rejected them and they look like fools.