/tdf/ Stage 7 - Troyes -> Nuits-Saint Georges

>>76966226
>What will happen today lads

Absolutely nothing

>>76966226
>tfw its another "rest day" stage

Still seething about Sagan lads

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actually dangerous stage to lose time tbqh
lots of sidewind today, so expect Movistar to fuck up when the sprinter teams and Sky start to break up the peloton

>>76966254
Ye same, fuck UCI. Elbows are part of the game. Every cycling commentator or expert in Denmark has been outraged because of the decision, I assume it's the same elsewhere.

>>76966296
tfw Fuglsang and Contador will get blown up in crosswinds ;_;

>>76966300

Stop staying he elbowed him. REEEEEEEEE he didn't.

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>using pedals

>>76966254
No Sagan, no party.

Who /Abdoujaparov/ here?

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>>76966226
>what will happen today?
Laura will tease my cock as always

>>76966323
Did you know he's Fabian Cancellara's dad?

So Robert Millar is a woman now

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Will Vroome finally dope his way into a 3 jersey win this year?

>>76966349
It's impossible in the tour since they give less for the mountain stages. It's possible in the vuelta.

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>tfw you will finally see a stage from the start

how many bongs left lads?

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>>76966405
1.5 hour

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>>76966347
>robert millar is a woman
I was so close to quitting /pol/ for good..

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peru

>>76966300
For some reason it's not the same here

You guys are missing the pétanque championship just before the race

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>>76966496
I wonder why, with Demaré in green

>>76966425
>Full kit wanker

>>76966300
Eurosport wasn't outraged. they were pretty chill about it. but then again they were pretty chill about most things.

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I was so fucking mad yesterday when /sp/ went down right before I posted this.

>>76966425
I fucking hate when the fans run along the cyclists, can somebody punch those guys plz

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>>76966300
He didn't elbowed anybody.
Stop this madness.

>>76966517
Why didn't you replace the o with it

>>76966514
Eurosport is shit. TV2 is the only broadcast to watch

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>be Juraj Sagan
>go in a breakaway because Peter is out
>breakaway sprints for stage win
>he elbows Cummings
>Voeckler wins the sprint
Is it his time?

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>>76966540
>watching tvpleb's godmorgen danmark tier broadcast rather than listening to based Bay
what a pleb..

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>>76966530
Yeah, I think it's better.

Needs more memes, tho.

Taylor Phinney has to be careful with the weed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5HdSbRaPcU

>>76966629
Jesus Christ what the actual fuck?

It's like weed with coke and lack of sleep all into one.

>>76966629
Holy fuck yeah, he sounds like he's high as fuck
The subject he's talking about is exactly something a stoner would find funny, not anyone else, what the fuck Phinney

stage previews
http://www.steephill.tv/players/720/dailymotion/?title=Stage+7+preview+w/+race+regulator,+Yannick+Talabardon&dashboard=tour-de-france&id=x5s9538&yr=2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvsO9TXomE

>>76966660
>>76966668
I did find the story funny but he definitely tells the story like he's stoned. Remember he's from Colorado.

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>>76966629
Why is he such a hipster?

>>76966693
idk. but he seems like a nice guy though.

Will there be crosswinds today?

>>76966830
no. boring as always

>>76966296
Pls let there be echelons

>>76966605
Replace the yellow circle with that hay bale emoji

>>76966425
Literally against UCI regulation

>>76966972
Like Froome cares lol, Murdoch is bribing the UCI anyway

>>76966907
Rolf says there's a lot of wind

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>>76966917

>>76967004
What's the story about the umbrella? Didn't see it in yesterdays stage

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>>76967004

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>>76967017
Out of nowhere a beach umbrella was taken by the wind into the middle of the peloton.

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>its another sprint stage

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Shit.

YES OR NO?

>>76966999
checked. Well the wind should be side or front/side wind. But i just looked at this. It seemed like mild to me but i wouldn't argue with Rolf
http://www.letour.fr/le-tour/2017/us/stage-7/weather.html

>tikitakitiktaki
oy oy oy
>tikitakitiktaki
oy oy oy

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LAURA ALERT!

Morning la

>>76967129
kek

>>76967129
With a few more memes along the tour this could become something great

>>76967129
use the actual parasol, not the shitty zombie one and we gud

Morning

Are we 4-5 Danes in this thread? Or just 3 guys, with 1 guy samefagging?

>>76967133
Well they always try to hype for echelons but it almost never happens.

>>76967177
Greg poo'd on sidewind chances

>it's lets hype the wind up for 4 hours but literally nothing happens episode

yawn

>>76967175
there is one dane who does nothing but Laura posting. He's a bit creepy

who will be in the breakaway lads

>>76967175
lurkin

>>76967213
also that one guy that respondents to twenty old posts in one gigantic blog post

fuck danes

>>76966332
explain

>>76967215
Me

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>>76967235
I only did it two times because i was excited..

>>76967215
1 Fortuneo
1 FDJ
1 Bahrai/UAE
1 Direct-Energie

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>>76967173
You are absolutely right.

>>76966324
who is this laura? What channel is she on?
Why is she not on tv2

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>>76966349
Never forget

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>>76967263

>>76967175

One way to find out...

WHO'S IN /tdf/ TODAY???

http://www.strawpoll.me/13375933
http://www.strawpoll.me/13375933
http://www.strawpoll.me/13375933

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>>76967237
It's well known inside the peleton that he is his real father.

>>76967302
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13375933
>No Denmark
You done cavendish up

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maybe something happens today

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>>76967265
>Laura on tvpleb
Laura is to good for that crap. She does interviews for Eurosport.

>>76967257
>1 Fortuneo
Check
>1 FDJ
rip
>1 Bahrai/UAE
Check
>1 Direct-Energie
Check

>>76967257
>>76967341
>FDJ
no need to go in the break when you will win the stage with Godmare

this stage is already boring

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>30 degrees

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>flat stage
>no crosswinds

Fuck this, for now.

YES OR NO?

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Bora wanted Sagan to be reinstated after missing stages.

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>>76967340
TV2 has
-Legendary Leth
-Funny Chris
-Happy Staghoj
-Based Rolf
-Ridiculous Ritter
-Awkward (but based) Riis
-And one hell of a awesome studio!

What do Eurosport have other than Laura and plenty of commercial breaks?

lads will Van Avaermet do fucking ANYTHING this Tour? He showed up on Stage 3 and has been missing ever since

>>76967460
Nice

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>when you set your motor to 11

Was that a phone ringing ?

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>>76967495
Eurosport has Superior bants and they don't do fake excitement.
>Legendary Leth
to old
>Funny Chris
he's ok. i guess he can tell how voecklers wheel looks like.
>Happy Staghoj
are you serious?
>Based Rolf
he knows cycling but he cries to much and he's a boring bantser
>Ridiculous Ritter
tries to much to be mader/leth. and isn't he married to a man? a gaynerd..

>>76967512
the stages haven't suited him at all yet. he can't climb with the climbers, and he can't sprint with the sprinters on flat stages.

>>76967495
JUAN AND ONLY

>>76967533
Lol who is that?

>>76967512
He will in the stages between pyrenees and alps

It is pretty rich that Demare's leadout man is shittalking Bouhanni.

>>76967495
>JUAN
>#askSagan (retired)
>Greg Lelmond
>memes on commercial breaks

>>76967598
Seriously, how can others even compete?

>>76967598
he's ok because he's an upbeat guy, not so great journalist though
and they always play music thats too loud over his cycling insights so hes even harder to understand

btw if you have eurosport player you can watch the raw feed(s) so you don't need to see commercials

>>76967616
Bouhanni is perhaps the most hated man in the peleton, Demare is an asshole but he's muh golden French boy so he dindos nuffin, these two are going to cause a cataclysmic sprint crash in a stage this year, there's too much bad blood between the two

do brits even have EUROsport anymore

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This the third stage in the Vuelta.

>>76967657
>p-please watch out race

>>76967653
it's been renamed Britishsport now. It costs much more, but totally worth it.

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>>76967664
Vuelta's meme stages provide for great fun

>>76967665
sky should #leave

>>76966454
Doping, not even once

>you will never be an artist residing in Whatever-sur-Seine spending your day getting inspired by a french cutie, drinking wine and enjoying the landscape until you die old and happy

fugg, where did it go wrong?

>>76967714
You were born in Germany around the start of 21st century?

nice statue of my bellend there. thanks, france!

>>76967737
No, i was born in Syria in 2005 hehe

loved robert millar as a kid. the days when just seeing a british rider on screen was worth celebrating...and there was millar climbing with the best in the world

>>76967757
I updated wikipedia. lel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Tour_de_France
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_Giro_d%27Italia

>>76966347
>it's real

I don't even

>>76967780
kek

>>76966347
Simply Amazing. #wow

Phillipa York is proof that women are as strong as men

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>>76967910
She's certainly the greatest female cyclist of all time. Even better than Marianne Vos.

>>76967910
Well said.

We need to get rid of all sprint stages.

>>76967932
>Vos will never crush your ribcage with her muscular thighs like Xenia from Goldeneye

female rider from the Giro Rosa is kill

>>76967954
That's a hot scene.

>>76967533
>>76967599
Kiri?

hello

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LAURA ALERT!

Was there a crash at the end of yesterday's stage or did Contador actually manage to lose time on a completely flat stage?

it's ok guys I'm here

>>76967313
Seeing as he was 16 and living in the USSR when Fabian was born it's highly doubtful.

>>76967974
What happened

When I watch the tour de france it seems like french countryside is pretty everywhere, full of castles and historical artefacts and beatiful sceneries.

When I actually drive through the country side, it's just empty and ugly, I don't understand

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>>76968025
hi

>>76968128
but they're both cyclists. explain THAT.

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Look at that stud Lars Bak. He is the ultimate /our/ guy.

>>76968132
Claudia Cretti crashed into the barriers on a descent. She's in a coma.

>>76968137
TDF route is planned specifically to go to scenic parts, basically a tourism commercial. and it works

>ind4 /sp/ dies again

>>76968122
hello

>>76968137
Because you do not have an helicopter.

>>76968128
USSR teams did ride in Switzerland. And he might have lied about his age to.

>>76968137
where do you live ? I'm always amazed by the landscapes everywhere in my region (Auvergne) and I think it looks even better in real than on TV

>>76968165
fucking russian hacker

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Look at the flags. It's side wind.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>76968222

Je vis en Corse, sur l'ile c'est plutot beau partout, mais je traverse souvent la france en voiture et franchement la plupart du temps y a juste des champs

why is this event so popular? isn't it just 2 hours of guys exercising?

why would I watch these guys ride their bicycle instead of riding one myself? Wouldn't that be more fun anyway?

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>>76968270
>why would I watch these guys ride their bicycle instead of riding one myself? Wouldn't that be more fun anyway?
you can do both

>>76968270
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

why are new zealand so bad at cycling

>>76968293
What happened?

>>76968270
you're aware of the concept of a race yes?

>>76968270
good point. thanks for posting.

IL FAIT CHAUD SUR LA ROUTE DU TOUR

>>76968222
>>76968264
Aquitaine >>>>

>>76968293
Coconuts too heavy for bike frames

>>76968270
>why watch a bunch of guys run around kicking around a ball? why would I watch these guys run around instead of running myself?

>why watch a bunch of guys run around catching and throwing around a ball? why would I watch these guys run around instead of playing it myself?

2 M I N U T E S
M
I
N
U
T
E
S

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>>76968309
;_;

>>76968270
>just 2 hours
More like 4 - 7 hours

Sometimes, one imagines /tdf/ as being a comfy, informed and cultured thread until THEY ALL REPLY TO BAIT POSTS.

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Hey gyus. I don't get it.. why do you watch sweaty men in skin tight close race around france when you could be watching Gaki all day on youtube???

>>76968345
thank you mr. smart for this statement

>>76968293
New Zealand is pretty good at track racing. There's a velodrome near my place and they win a lot there

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>>76968345
Human, all too human

>>76968362

Please, I'm no hero. It just needed to be said.

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>>76968293
umm no sweetie

>>76968293
Greg Henderson was Greipels fluffer for many years.

>>76968316
soccer is competitive though. these guys are just riding together at a casual pace until the end

>>76968303
i am but this is just a group ride until the finish line

I'm obviously biased because I don't find it exciting since no Americans are in the race. I can see why it was exciting when we won 7 times in a row in your old homeland

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>eurosports peak challenge

>>76968415
YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

>>76968315
What kind a strange misconception of NZ do you have, mate?

j'ai envie de vivre en abbaye

>>76968415
>we

>>76968415
soccer: nothing happens save for 0:30 seconds of total sporting time

learn to polemics you moron, you can make the exact same arguments for any sport. If you don't get it that's fine, the same way you couldn't convince an outsider whats great about tennis or baseball.

/tdf/ is always less comfy than /giro/ and /vuelta/ because faggots bait and harass each other all the time ;_;

Can we just meme and shitpost about the race instead

>>76968415
>>76968482
>Americans arguing

>>76968434
I'm not even joking around. The aerial shots are nice and the cringe farming spectacles are funny but the actual race is really boring

>>76968427
>live in flat coast
>can't do any climbing challenges on strava
I want to buy a mountain

>>76968505
You can leave then. See you tomorrow in the mountains.

>>76968444
All NZ sporting success is built off islanders and maoris

>>76968264
Tu la traverse par l'autoroute, non ?

>Can we just meme and shitpost about the race instead
so far it's flat let's check again in 30 minutes

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does julien have the most punchable face of >le tour?

>tfw tizcycling stream just died

Any man got a Eurosport stream? Pretty please.

I'm new to cycling.
Can you specialize in being the water bottle guy?

Last year a French anon went to a stage with a /tdf/ poster. Can someone give me the pic again?

>>76968567
The entire team is a waterboy minus 1 person they cuck themselves for.

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>>76968576
Here you are

>>76968567
Yes

>>76968599
thank you champion

>>76968576
>>76968599
>poster
that's fucking cardboard lmao

>>76968567
>>76968588
>>76968600

The correct term is 'domestique'.

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You now remember Robert Millar

>>76968612
kek, I did not remember very well

>>76968615
slow down, you're going too fast

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>>76968624
HOT...BUT NOT AS HOT AS LE TOUR TODAY

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Did you know that Geraints brother was a pro football player

>>76968615
Nice word.

>>76968576
>>76968612

Is the tour going near you anons this year?

If you can turn up at a mountain stage and knock over Quintana while nude (with timestamp ofc) then you would be an eternal hero to all.

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>>76968648
>tfw P*risian

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>>76968645

>>76968648
Do it to Froome pls

>>76968658
How is africa?

>>76968648
>Is the tour going near you anons this year?
Around 45mins far, and I'm at 1h30 from the Pyrénées too

>If you can turn up at a mountain stage and knock over Quintana while nude (with timestamp ofc) then you would be an eternal hero to all.
kek

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>>76968686
stop ;-;

>>76967175
more like danefagging

>>76968549
I've got a Eurosportplayer stream. For the low price of 6.99€ per month I get high quality streams that don't get shut down.

>>76968709
well la-di-da

>>76966226
My stream is dead. Anyone have another one?

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Do you goys have this shit? I don't know what the hell I just watched

Tbh seeing the Tour IRL is really boring, apart for the pre-race procession. I prefer to see the whole race comfily in full HD.

>>76968549
I was worried that my work blocked it.

>>76968732
Sauce on the girl

So of the 7 years that Lance (won), which ones were the most and least interesting races?

>>76968732
Are you strming SBS through VLC?

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>>76968709

>>76968415
>No Americans are in the race

There are literally 3

>>76968709
me too. its the best.
>>76968731
efukt.com

>>76968762
What happens? Do you pick your spot, wait for a few hours, watch the breakaway zoom past, watch the pelaton zoom past then go home? Do you talk to the people near you?

>Julien Vermoten has been the lead cyclist of the peleton for +700km this tour

Absolute madman

>>76968796
Pretty much this. Maybe some bantz but overall its pretty boring desu.

>>76968778
2004 most interesting
pick anyone else for least

>>76968778
none of them. 2003 was the closest of his (not-wins), but that was over halfway through too.

>>76968813
Was that the one with Rasmussen? That one was absolutely based till Rabobank withdrew him..

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>>76968687
greentext >pinot on the mountain, do it faggot

>>76968796
kinda sums up when anons go anywhere alone

>>76968762
>not setting up your trailer in major climb a month before the tour starts
>not getting to your spot a week before the stage happens
>not enjoying BBQ and top tier banter with other cycling fans while watching the stages live in HD from Eurosportplayer™
>not cheering your favourites on from the roadside when the stage finally happens
You're doing it wrong m8

>ctrl+f
>black
>gene
>0 results

Are we not excited about the breakaway being blacked?

>>76968818
Basso was threatening him somewhat in 2004, not enough to be really exiting, but he bested him in some stages

>>76968829
Rasmussen was in 2007

>>76968796
>Do you pick your spot, wait for a few hours, watch the breakaway zoom past, watch the pelaton zoom past then go home?
Yes. Before the race you fight (literally) with other people to get the goodies, and then you wait and leave. If you're in the mountain you can move a bit too, sometimes.

>Do you talk to the people near you?
Not that much. But there is a good vibe overall.

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>>76968837

Any working stream?

>>76968778
yes I am. If my upload wasn't utter shit I would re-stream it for everyone else.

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>>76967780

>>76968863
http://cricfree.sc/euro-sports-1-live-stream

>>76968837
... ;_;

>>76968818
this
You see a lot of 'hurr bring back da EPO gotta go fast exiting racing' but they probably didn't watch those tours, which were usually dead after a week, or on day one when Ulrich turned up in pig form.

le rock, le paper, le scissors

TOP BANTZ

>>76968845
yeah 2004 was good until the alpe d'huez time trial.

mostly though they were years where we hoped maybe it would turn into a race...but it rarely did. he just had so few "bad" days.

So how many boobies do riders see during the race?

>>76968841
I just need a motorhome

>>76968898
And even if he had a rare bad day there was still the US Postal/Discovery Channel rapetrain

So many helis. How are they not crashing into each other.

>>76968830
not in my plans sorry

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Based Rolf is praising Armstrong as a strong and charismatic leader of the peloton

Finally someone who acknowledges him

>>76968942
One day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvNnRCA25R0

Just got home. What did I miss so far?

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>want to post my dick
>don't want to be banned for tomorrow's stage
fuck this shitty website

How horrible is it to be a motorcyclist in this weather?

Lance was very smart to. He rarely amything stupid and when you can rely on your TT you don't need to over extend yourself.
Theere was a stage in 2000 were he didn't eat and ulrich and some others i can't remember rode away.
They also had that sky thing going were often his 2nd man was really the strongest other rider. fx i remember Heras being really strong and stronger than many other GC riders.

Any memes today?

>>76968917
did I miss tits?

>>76968985
There is such a thing as ban evading

>>76968966
[nothing intensifies]

>>76968884
>Unable to connect

Shit.

>>76968996
no memes allowed m8

>>76968988
It's not too bad as long as you keep making speed and have some wind. Standing still is dying though

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Hey. To win a stage I need to start my sprint up front at around 1000m to go right? Asking for a friend

>>76968995
Hamilton, Zabriske, Hincapie and Andreu were all super strong

>>76969007
LIES!
>>76967460

>>76968985

Post it on a nsfw board
Send us link

>>76968996
Is Phillipa York a meme?

>>76969034
GO LONGER. They won't expect it.

>>76968999
Not that I know of, but there must be tons of women willing to flash them.

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LA DEUDEUCHE

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>Les trois deux chevaux

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Double LAURA ALERT!!
sabatini sounds like he's in slowmo

>>76969046
The Hincapie hype for GC was very funny.

>>76969034
>>76969083

S-stop Bullying!

>>76969092
it's just starting to get a little bit creepy

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Listen to my podcast or you will get cancer

>>76968872
Is that hard to setup? (the vlc, not the restream)

>>76969046
often his domestiques became GC leaders after riding for him. It was a bit crazy. I think they invented the modern mountain train.

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Would you watch the 80's hollywood movie about Tour de France that never got made?

Leth keeps mentioning the lost/cancelled movie called "The Yellow Jersey" directed by Michael Cimino and with Steve McQueen, Sylvester Stallone and Dustin Hoffman as considered actors, but it never godt finished due to technicial problems and unknown reasons.

>>76969083
I hope so.

>>76969121
One Livestrong bracelet has been deposited into your account :^)

>>76969169
>Michael Cimino
ciKINO

>>76969169
Would have been interesting. Plenty of big-hitters involved.

The book is well worth a read, by the way

>>76969121
i listened to it and it's actually good. I'm looking foward to hear his expert opinion when they get to the mountains.

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>>76969092
Meh. I prefer Marion

>>76969124
Yes it's quite difficult and not worth it unless you have all the necessary shit lying around already. I have a Raspberry Pi Zero with a cheap DVB-T dongle plugged into the antenna which is running TVHeadEnd which I use to stream over the network to my main PC.

/valverde/

>riding my bike yesterday
>quiet country road
>attempt Pantani descent
>fuck yeah this is fast
>blind corner
>have to brake and swerve to avoid eating school run mum's people carrier

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CROSSWINDS

ITS HAPPENING

>>76969267
It's not a race. Slow down.

Eurosport's and ITV4's ad breaks are synchronising.

This better not be a deliberate ploy which will last for the rest of the tour.

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I'm really not happy with the fact that the TV directors don't write the team of the cyclists while listing their names.
Not happy at all.

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>>76969233
I have seen her. she's a cutie. But she is no Laura

>>76969260
Oh, that's impressive. Thought it would just be taking the conection from On Demand.

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>>76969092
Paasche + Kaggis > Laura

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They should write the names on the back of the jersey, nobody can tell these horsefaced fucks apart, not even their mothers.

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>>76969169
That reminds me; there's an upcoming mockumentary movie about Tour De France "Tour de Pharmacy" featuring Andy Samberg, Jeff Goldblum, Orlando Bloom, Dolph Lundgren and...John Cena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd77fHyD-BM

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>>76969337
>not recognizing cyclists by the way they pedal even from helicopter camera

213km of nothing

see you guys tomorrow

>>76969169
>Michael Cimino
>but it never got finished due to technical problems and unknown reasons.
shocking

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>>76969341
I hate Andy Samberg purely because he was fucking Joanna Newsom when she was still beautiful.

What size tires do they use?

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>>76969341

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When did Apple start shilling so hard? Thought they didn't advertise much.

Also posted my healthy lunch in the wrong thread

>>76969373
extra big

>>76969376
Do you eat cake every fucking day? Post your body

>>76969326
>those nips
i guess they have bigger titties than laura combined

>>76969373
>tires

>>76969362
>unknown '''''reasons'''''
= lol we spent all the preproduction dough on 5 star French hotels, cocaine and escorts

>>76969376
Looks good
>>76969388
Also this post hands

>>76969337

I'm sure I saw "Froomey" on the back of his jersey the other day. Thought names were banned for some silly reason too

>>76969388
>>76969376

I posted my new jersey in the old thread. n-not a fat bastard.

>>76966323
Abdou confirmed for the near end stage interview by Russian Eurosport commentator.

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>40,53km/h average

Just end it already.

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>>76969169
>>76969341
There is only one american actor i would see in a cycling movie.

Why is there so few nationalities on /tdf/ ?

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>>76969341

>>76969502
White people only.

>ski jumpers

>>76969502
it's a white sport

how do they brush their teeth after drinking that coke?

foodbag'd

>>76969502

And never any Spaniards