/nba/ general - CLOWNIN' edition

I CALLED FUCKING DIBS YOU PIECE OT SHIT!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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mfw Rox get the 1 seed

>last place NBA team gets relegated
>Washington Generals get promoted

Everyone's a winner.

>4 YEARS 71 MILLION TIM HARDAWAY JR.

Someone explain why Phil Jackson is considered a bad GM / incompetent.
It seems like he did nothing wrong

>>76966153
>did nothing wrong

You're right, all those Knicks championships really should have kept him employed.

Anyone else have constant dreams about them having an invisibility and teleport superpower?

>>76966182
>historically great seasons require high usage

gee really made me think, thanks

>>76966191
No but after I watched Source Code I had nightmares for weeks

>>76966153
He did a lot wrong but Knicks fans exaggerate because they want to believe firing him will fix everything. The fact remains that the Knicks are a garbage organization at every level and change will have to start from the top down.

>>76966201
Why isn't LeBron listed until 37th then?

>>76966212
Are you unironically asking me why a guy who has played Bosh, Wade, Irving and Love has low usage?

>>76966231
I'm saying that he has had many all time great seasons without needing high useage

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>d-danny ainge sucks, he's a shit GM
>this was his roster 4 years ago

>>76966264
One of these men are dead, did Ainge kill him?

>>76966191
No, but I had a dream I could dunk, and I dunked the next day.

>>76966264
I didn't know Draymond green was in the celtics
Danny aingie must be a retard to trade him away

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we /gay/ now

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>do not forgive
>do not forget
>do not go hard in the paint

>>76966289
this is what Texans think weed users look like.

>James Jones not returning to the Cavs

LeBron's finals streak is over

>>76966315
we can only hope.

too bad too western teams can't play for it all.

is Ding based?

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remember this moment? who would you have taken based off this duel?

>>76966398
>remember this moment?

Nope.

7/7/17

LET THIS DAY ON FORTH BE KNOWN AS

BIG BALLER DAY

SMALL BALLERS NEED NOT APPLY

-CHEAAAA

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>>76966457

>>76966449
it was a good moment

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>>76966110

>>76966692
wtf
i hate cameltoes now

Triangling now

>>76966712
>>76966706
Niiiooce

>tfw cant sleep because room is too hot

I fucking hate Inland California

>>76966965
weak

also thanks based bucks daughter poster

>>76966289
here's the storyline

>gay sixth man, primary backup for aldridge
>plays well
>starts playing better than aldridge
>fans clamoring to start gay and trade aldridge
>it happens

this is literally what they're trying to do here. trading aldridge is easier when you have a quality replacement and proven starter for cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVk89fy0SNg

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>>76967095
LeBron has surpassed Jordan in playing professional basketball.

However, Jordan and his teams are still better than LeBron and his teams. LeBron may not win as many championships as Jordan, but he should be recognized as one of the all-time greats, if not THE greatest.

>>76967227
What makes LeBron better?

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>>76966330
yes he is

>>76967000
More like

>Gay quickly gets found out at Spurs training camp to be limited by his ruptured Achilles, is withheld from practices and doesn't play at all for more than half the year
>finally comes back a month before the playoffs
>is limited to being a floor spacer coming off the bench and stands in the corner all the time for the second unit
>get embarrassed every time he tries taking it to the hole, teams quickly exploit this and force him off the line
>is found unfit to play by Pop and just sits on the bench the rest of the year as the bench version of Parsons
>doesn't get his ring, opts out of his second year and retires

>>76967330
Go to bed

>>76967352
I go to sleep early and wake up early.

I'm wide awake. And I'm mind blown some people actually want this guy and think he of all people will be the first person in NBA history to come back from a ruptured Achilles and be anything more than shit. He's going to be forced to be strictly a shooter despite the fact he's historically a bad long distance shooter, 55% of his game is mid range in iso, post up, and pull up. And most of even that is his athleticism he's been famous for, only for that athleticism to now be gone by at least 30%.

http://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/basketball/news/history-not-kind-for-ruptured-achilles-recovery/

http://deadspin.com/how-an-achilles-tear-affects-nba-players-or-why-kobe-472944871

This guy was taking a paycut and trying to be with a contender for a reason.
He knows his career is over and this is his last shot to get a ring while he still has leverage as a FA and doesn't need to pass a physical.

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Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

>>76967403
Add the fact his lift, jumping ability is effectively halved, he now has to completely rework his jump shot, especially 3 point shooting, to still be effective, and that's only talking about non contested shots. Being contested there's no way he can jump over these guys in the NBA anymore.

This is awful.

>>76967403
Damn, that sucks. I honestly like Rudy Gay as a person and always felt bad for him when he got snubbed from all star games. To have his career prematurely ruined like this is tragic. Especially when he looked like he finally found his place in the NBA and was doing okay as a PF.

Fun fact. Every single player in last season's all defensive teams but Giannis now plays in the West.

That's how devoid of talent the East is.

rank the teams in the order you'll be watching next season:

1. okc
2. sixers
3. twolves
4. denver
5. clippers
6. kangz
7. celtics

9001. im positive houston will be unwatcheable flopping complaining garbage but ill probably end up watching their games
9002. clippers will probably be even more shit than sacramento but that serbian dude gives me white chocolate vibes

>>76967726
fuck i forgot the buscks

>>76967809
slot milwaukee at like 3, did they sign any shooters yet?

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>>76967809
>2. sixers

>>76966182
the fuck is jermaine o'neal doing there

Did Yao Ming really got arrested for drugs?

>>76966965
i have temporarily known that feel

fucking hell it gets hot in there man must suck

>>76967827
i want to believe

they could immediately drop down to unwatcheable

at least the kings signed quality vets the sixers have fucking >amir johnson for crying out loud

>>76967829
Look at that year'a Pacers team, their record, and how many games he played. It was one of those shitshow seasons teams go through every once in a while. A lot of injuries happened so they ran the entire offense through him because there was no better option. That was also Reggie Miller's last year as a player, rest of the team was only made up of defensive players that couldn't shoot like Ron Artest.

>>76967829
He used to be good.

Pistons fucked up.

http://nba.nbcsports.com/2017/07/06/pistons-hard-cap-themselves-with-kentavious-caldwell-pope-still-a-free-agent/amp/

>>76968015
OKC were almost in that same situation but Presti was able to sign P-Pat out of nowhere for the MLE and still has cap flexibility

Spurs honestly didn't waste as much money on Rudy

>>76968015
>letting kcp go and not the cancer that is Reggie Jackson
They could be a real team if they got rid of him and drummond

Who wants to get smacked in 2k when 18 comes out?

>>76968557
When they're strapped for cap space, yeah it is. But maybe he opts out next season, maybe, I doubt it, so you're stuck for 2 years. When you're trying to make moves micromanaging with tight cap space to sign great players on low value contracts for a title contender 5 million is a lot. Especially if you're trying to trade LMA for a better player.

>>76966965
I live in Arizona, summer here is the worst thing I've ever experienced in life.

>Drops Tatum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z01UXxHF5GY

what the fuck MY Miami Heat got that freak gargoyle Olynyk? WHY Spo?! Why Pat?!
way to fuck it up and with that stupid 12.5M a year contract!
Just fuck off!

>>76968656
He was going off on Washington, once Miami's trainers get him in shape imagine

>>76968674
>le play like shit all year but have one good game in the playoffs and get overpaid the next year meme

Literally the worst thing a team could do.

>>76968674
He cannot get in shape, holy shit! It's like asking Sullinger to get in shape. He's just a terrible athlete that is lucky enough to be tall thats all. I'm pretty sure there's a ton of basketball players in Europe that would play better and for half of what this gargoyle is earning. Terrible call for Miami.

What team has the best doctors?

>>76968795
That's hard to say since most teams use doctors from local universities and hospitals.
You'd have to look at a rating of best hospitals in the US and match that with official team healthcare partners.

Team trainers is the real question, and that's very subjective and based around reputation.

>>76967841
>Yao Ming
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

>>76968795
Clippers for sure

based on all the injuries of their top players in the past decade

>>76968844
Didn't Phoenix used to be well known for his medical team. I remember people saying it when they signed Shaq.

>>76968878
Phoenix in general has become a city famous for their medical industry and has attracted a lot of top companies since the 90s, boomed in the 00's.

>>76968795
Suns. They got witch doctor

>>76967981
since when the fuck cant ron artest shoot?
he didnt stop being able to shoot until a few years ago arguably because hes just old as fuck and gets tired - he won a finals game for the lakers with his shooting like 6 years ago bruh

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>>76968655
>An offensive foul is Utah's SL highlight

>>76969020
Artest is famous for being one of the most inconsistent up and down shooters ever. He'll go 50% on nothing but jump shots one day to 30% from all over the place the next, especially his earlier years.
Metta World Peace on the other hand...

>>76969057
I like the steal and stare down more desu.

>>76969226
I like signing Hayward more Utah btfo

2017-2018 MVP race
1.KD
2.Kawhi
3.LeBron
4.Harden
5.Jokic

half this thread is reddit
no wonder these generals are so autistic now
>lakers dont make the playoffs
>clippers dont make the playoffs
>sixers are the 8 seed, lose in first round(if they all dont fall down the stairs/break their ankles bowling first)
>jokic is overrated as fuck
>knicks eternally suck until the team is sold to a real owner
>vince carter is based and is /ourguy/ for telling the warriors and their irrelevant ring to fuck off

>>76969582
>Bestbrook not in the top 5
Explain yourself

>>76969610
doesnt help the general is split by the discord

>>76969645
He goes against Westbrook in fantasy league. He loses every game. So he hates him.
He needs to stop betting.

>>76969650
realistically who wants to be in that discord anyway
pretty sure it consists of clips(obese, anime watcher, [b]just met up with people from 4chan at an anime expo[b/])
some random canadian retard
and then a couple other random retards that shitpost constantly on here
pretty sure brazil poster is probably in there as well
realistically, you should not be trying to take the anonymity away from 4chan, these are not people that should know each other outside of this website. thats how brony meetups happen.

>>76969694
the same faggots who cant live without constant attention. This general gets ruined by redditfags venting via shitposting on 4chan because they wont get banned here, that proxyfag GSW fan, and borderline retarded posters. I'd be shocked if the average IQ of /nba/ was 90

>>76969645
>Bestbrook not in the top 5
He is not going to statpad this season and he will not even end in the top 5 in the west.

>>76969582
>Kawhi
?

>>76969832
>He doesn't know about Kawhi Leonard

>>76969848
I know about him, but putting him above LeBron and Harden is retarded

>>76969866
He's better than James "stat padder" Harden

>>76969914
No he isn't. He has no vision for passing, scores less points and is an average rebounder. His saving grace is his defence but this is a offense driven sport

>>76966669
look at her pretending to be all cute and sweet. fucking whore

>>76969946
Harden has literally 0 defense, of course Harden has better passing than Kawhi, the first plays guard and the later forward

>>76970003
>Harden plays 0 defence
Yes, I know that. He is quite possibly the worst defender in the league. What's your point? Like I said this is an offence driven league. Harden doesn't excel in any one attribute and so to put him with elites like LeBron and KD is retarded

>The Boston Celtics are finalizing a trade to send Avery Bradley to Detroit, league sources tell ESPN.

>The Boston Celtics are finalizing a trade to send Avery Bradley to Detroit, league sources tell ESPN.

>The Boston Celtics are finalizing a trade to send Avery Bradley to Detroit, league sources tell ESPN.

>The Boston Celtics are finalizing a trade to send Avery Bradley to Detroit, league sources tell ESPN.

>The Boston Celtics are finalizing a trade to send Avery Bradley to Detroit, league sources tell ESPN.

>>76969866
>but putting him above LeBron and Harden is retarded
It is the MVP.Kawhi plays the full season unlike LeBron and doesn't play with another superstar like Harden.He has a real chance at winning the MVP

>>76970087
>got Hayward
>lost Bradley and Olynyk

It's a small upgrade to the roster i guess, Cavs in 5 but there won't be a 50 point blowout.

>>76970087
fuck fuck fuck fuck

WHY

>Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn 2m
>The Pistons are sending Marcus Morris to Boston in the deal, league source tells ESPN. Lakers, Clippers were prominent in talks until end.

LOL BOMBSTON

>>76969582
more like
1. cutebrook
2-5. His team of hot dudes

>>76970091
MVP is a popularity contest. Unless he drops 30+, starts dabbing and tweeting or gets some gimmick like a triple double he aint winning shit

>>76970152
Bradley is getting paid next year and there's no way they can afford him so it's better to trade him now.

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>>76970087
>they thought they were getting Andre Drummond.

>>76970087
>>76970161
And that concludes today's episode of Danny Ainge & the Boston Celtics Cap Space: What Will He Trade? Will He Trade Things? Let's Find Out!

>giving up one if the best defensive guards and a 2nd round pick for the lesser of the Morris twins.
Delusional bombston cucks will defend and praise this.

I get why the Knicks want to tank, but I don't get why that involves giving Tim Hardaway Jr a whopping $71 million over 4 years.

>Boston fucking up literally all the good they did in the post season in one move
wew

LGTSS
>The shantytown of Bombston

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so can the pissedons afford kcp now?

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>>76970356
they'll say something along the lines of
>He was overrated anyways, we dont need him!
>we have marcus smart, he plays defense real good too!
>we dont need defense if we can just outscore everybody!

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>First ever Canadian 2k cover
>nigger from Compton
HAHAHAHAHA

Bradley is a fucking roleplayer he's not the savior of the Celtics franchise. Haters will use any excuse to shitpost. Morris for bradley is fine.

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>Bostonfags smug as fuck after landing Hayward.
>now SEETHING when the realize all the players they have to give up to pay him.

>>76970412
Ban evasion is against the rules

>>76970436
Nobody's SEETHING. This is a fair deal. Good for both sides.

>>76970380
And I don't get why the Knicks are giving Hardaway a player option and a trade kicker. Give him 3-years plus a team option and no kicker and I can understand it - it's okay to overpay someone promising for 2-3 seasons during a rebuild but the extra year and trade kicker is a fucking killer.

>>76970436
>tfw everyone just laughs at tonys jokes

>>76970412
vc was in the cover on nba live (the superior game at the time) though

What the fuck Danny. What. The. Fuck.

>>76970356
>lesser of the Morris twins

Queef ripped up his ankle in Game 1 of that Wiz Celtics series and Marcus replaced him and lit Boston up.

On top of that Bradley and IT are both on contract years next year and theres no way they keep them both. So instead of trading Crowders ridiculous contract Ainge gets another ridiculous contract while solving all those cap problems.

And they kept Smart.

>>76970453
Take a look at the comments on twitter/instagram, plenty of seething going on for losing Bradley and Olynyk.

>>76970488
and Rozier, who I like. I'm just mad we didn't get anything for Kelly

>>76970501
>twitter/instagram
Those are the dumbest people on earth. They're ALWAYS SEETHING over something.

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>>76966669
if she was any cuter id barf

>Bobby MarksVerified account @BobbyMarks42
>Tim Hardaway Jr. was traded for Jerian Grant who was traded for Derrick Rose who was renounced so NYK could sign Hardaway Jr. for $71M.

I told you fuckers not to get over hyped about the Celtics. You know this team nearly lost by 60 in the conf finals last year right? They didn't show the second half highlights.
They didn't show the second half highlights of a conference final playoff game.
Let that sink in.
>muh hayward gon score 50 a game and beat lelbron
>lose your 2 best defenders
kek celshits are delusional as fuck
laker fans are more delusional though, followed up by the sixers, and then you guys :-)

>>76970501
>seething
>over Olynyk

the best part about Olynyk leaving is he signed with Miami, whose fans shit on him relentlessly for 4 years.

>>76969962
those are the ones that will break your heart anon...
you stay far away from women like her if you know whats good for you

>>76970545
Bradley's defense had fallen off a cliff since he started taking on a bigger load in the offense. Do you even watch the games?

>>76970453
>>76970558
Lmao

>>76970576
Do you? The fuck are you on about.

>>76970576
So it begins.

The great damage control of our times...

>>76970602
Yes and Avery routinely got burned by opposing guards.

>>76970576
DAMAGE CONTROL HAS BEGUN

BACKTRACKING IN FULL EFFECT

> D'Antoni on possibly reuniting with old players: "You make things work because basically off the court your good guys. Times have changed."

>D'Antoni (continued): "Hopefully I've gotten a little bit more mellow."

It's happening.

>Celtics get a starting PF on a cheap deal
>get to keep Crowder's cheap deal
>Books nigga gets to start now
>Bradley wasn't going to be resigned anyway
>/nba/ unironically thinks this is a bad deal for the Celtics

lol

>>76966153
Based Deng's contract is looking better every day

>Celtics haters losing their shit over a soon to be 20 million per year role player

Not even a Celtics fan but you guys are pathetic.

isnt there a minimum total salary for teams? i think hawks have to match that offer just to be over it

>>76970675
He'll be a Center on this team

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>>76970675
>>76970576

>>76970700
$89M I think

>>76970675
This

This board has so many shitty takes. This is a great deal for boston.

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>>76970438
just fuck off will you, fart, nigger, poo!

>>76970700
The only 'punishment' for not meeting the salary floor is to distribute the difference among the players on the roster.

>>76970750
>bazemore gets paid more

MATCH IT UP FAMINGLIA

>>76970700
yes

>Celties
>In
Hayward
Morris
Tatum
Ojeleye
Zizic
lottery pick
>Out
Olynyk
Bradley
Young
Green
Jerebko
Johnson

What a great off season CeltBros.

>>76970172
He was third this year in the statpad season.If it wasn't for the trip double cancer he would have won it

>>76970861
why did we release Olynyk, surely we could've gotten a 2nd rounder

IT/Hayward > IT/Bradley

IT/Rozier
Hayward/Smart
Crowder/Brown
Morris/Tatum/Theis
Horford/Zizic

>Mark Cuban: Eastern Teams Know They Can Get By Doing Less

>Robert Sarver proposed seeding teams 1-16 for the playoffs by record regardless of conference three seasons ago. Mark Cuban pitched a temporary realignment plan.

>"The commissioner's office was not interested," Sarver emailed ESPN this week. "The Eastern teams don't like it."

>The league has argued that schedule imbalance and over-long travel make a 1-16 system problematic.

>"It needs to be addressed," Cuban emailed ESPN on Thursday. "Seven of the 10 smallest markets are in the West. I really believe Eastern teams know they can get by doing less, and [in some cases] make the playoffs. Because they are larger markets, they will sell tickets and advertising, and get viewers. They get the best of both worlds."

Jewish eastern owners scamming their fans once again.
Sad!

Who's better than Boston?

>>76971010
GSW that's it

>>76971010
The top 6 teams in the west and Cleveland.

OKAY OKAY! WHAT THE FUG?

wasn't the whole point in getting Hayward was to build a super team around the same core? why the fuck did they give up a big, YUUUUGE, piece of their core? welp, they're not going to do shit now against lebron. Lebron vs Houston finals, cap it bros.

Boston needs to sign some vets at the minimum to shore up their bench. Too many rookie and second year guys right now

>>76971125
Avery Bradley is gonna get like 22 million next season, no thanks.

>>76970981
Cuban's a jew

>>76971125
>Houston

>>76971125
B-but Bradley's defense has dropped!! H-he had one year left so we had to trade him!! W-we are getting Marcus Morris, it's a great trade i swear.

>>76971125
>being this wrong

No, the point of getting Hayward was to continue to compete while the young guys developed. If you thought DA was going to retain the whole core, well then idk if youve been watching basketball long enough.

>>76971173
>55 games played
>his contract is up

>>76971173
His defense didn't drop but his offense was highly questionable, he wasn't confident enough in his shot and it hurt them for stretches during the playoffs. Marcus Morris is on a 2 year $10m deal meanwhile both IT and Bradley are up for big bucks next year and someone was going to give Bradley way more than Boston anyway

My celties living rent free in /NBA/'s head as usual

>>76971010
Who isn't?

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>>76971125
>Houston

Is this a new meme?

>>76971155
But a western jew.

Western jews don't try and scam their fans and actually try to win championships, keep putting out good teams and always build honestly, even if their odds are slim to none.

as a heat fan I am not scared at all of boston

>>76971273
Didn't Sarver, who's in this story, sell off first round picks while he had a Finals level team?

>>76971305
>Finals level team
Lmao, don't kid yourself.

>>76966677
>>76966669
Who dis?

>trade best defensive player
>horford/morris/crowder front court
>get no rebounds

>>76971387
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>rebounding
>important
Lmao, just jack up threes, that shit doesn't matter you dumb small baller

Who will guard Kyrie lol

>>76971417
>believing it's important to guard a meme

After getting rid of Bradley who could Boston realistically trade to get a center like Marc Gasol without cripping the roster or going over the cap?

>get beat by 50 because you have no defense
>trade your best defensive player

Lmao Ainge is legitimately retarded

>>76971469
>trading for Marc Gasol
>trading for a shitty version of Al Horford when you already have Al Horford

this would be a dumber move than trading Smart

>McGee meeting with Kings Thursday

Why would the kangz want another limited offense, high energy big.
Don't they have 3 of those already?

>>76971473
>flip the #1 to the #3 + 2 extra lotto picks
>draft the guy you would have taken at #1 at #3
>sign Hayward
>let the Heat overpay for Kelly Olynyk
>trade Bradley for yet another ridiculously cheap contract and let someone else pay him $25 million a year

yeah, legitimately retarded

>>76971490
Well they have to get someone to protect the paint or Lebron/Kyrie will ran over them again.

guess this means ainge is really gonna pay IT. lmbo :^)

>>76971571
run*

>>76971449
>>76971406
>w-w-we don't need rebounds
>w-w-ww don't need defense
>m-m-muh threes

Pathetic

>>76971173
im telling you Spain, the future, the real future in guards is the Euro Point guard, Tecoosirsigd or whatever the fuck his name is for serbia, the new clopper pg. He will take the clippers to the wcf.

>>76971473
They got beat by 30 because niggas were bricking wide open shots

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>lebron women
he's been hitting 3's his whole life

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

>celtshits committing cannibalism and eating their own
>always shit on their players as soon as they're traded and follow their buffoon of a leader like sheep because he can do no wrong
>literally a cultist mentality

>meanwhile they aren't even the second best team in the East

The Dinosty is growing stronger.

>>76971732
that nigga lookin gay af

Celtics next season might be the most dangerous 3rd seed in history.

All this shitposting from insecure fans of non-Boston teams is pretty pathetic 2bh

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>>76971668
I'm not a celtics fan, I just believe Kyrie is the memiest player in the east.
>Try for crossovers constantly
>Don't set up teammates plays
>The five assists you do manage to get are only from passing it out for 3 in a panic, after you've uselessly dribbled away the shot clock.

>raptors fans talking shit
>literally did not improve, basically resigned the team that got swept in the second round by LeBron and lost to the Bucks
>meanwhile they have 2 of the worst postseason players of all time leading their "team"

lmao, raptors fans are literally not a concern for my celties, only team that matters to us is the cavs

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>>76971801
is España the best poster on /nba/

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>You will never date the entire Warriors team

>>76971855
>wanting to date pachulia

>>76971840
he's pretty shit desu, i know all the foreigners have pretty shit basketball knowledge but at least the brazilproxy makes it entertaining with his warriorsposting. spain is just bad shitposting and bad basketball takes

>>76971855
if your a female from sweden the only men youll be dating are muhammed and abdul sweetheart

yo is anyone else seeing this? The celshits fan still hasn't gone to bed. He's literally here 24/7...

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i have made 80% of the memes on /nba/

AMA

>>76971855
>You will never get cucked by a cute swedish girl who loves fucking a whole basketball team behind your back

Sad to see Bradley go but at least the Celtics acquired the superior, less thuggish Morris twin.

>>76971840
>>76971878
>mfw there're actually at least two different spanish posters but /nba/ thinks we are the same.

>>76971908
so one of you posts shit memes and the other one posts shit basketball analysis?

>>76971888
What VPN do you use for your brazil proxy

>>76971908
>>76971801
whichever one of you posted this needs to fuck off
we speak english here, not your taco bullshit

So when in the GOAT making his debut?

>>76971937
It's just one guy. He has split personality disorder kind of like clips. Dont be fooled.

>>76971886
It's parry. Dude just latches on to big news just to shitpost

>>76971962
Tatum played monday bruh

>>76971962
cap this
>Lonzo Ball
>7 pts on 2-9 shooting, 2-2 at the free throw line, 2 rebounds, 1 assist
>21 minutes played

>>76971937
I was right about everything this season. I am a basketball expert

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>>76971952
im not 7kt i have standards

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>>76971981

>>76972015
whoever made that needs to actually kill themselves

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>>76972035

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>>76970087
>>76970161
>trading the best point guard defender in the league and the only guy on the team capable of slowing down the likes of Curry and Kyrie for a big that can't rebound or protect the rim

Legs>>>tits>>>ass>>>>>>ears>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feet

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>>76972083
>ass that low

reminder that steph curry fans/posters are actually manlets with no athletic ability and are only fans because
>mayb i can b gud at bball cause i can chuck 3 right?

>>76972083
Armpits?

I am more ecstatic for Avery Bradley going to the Pistons. I have tears of joy. My summer has been made.4

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>>76972083
How can you like legs the most and then prefer tits over ass? ass is part of the legs

>>76972065
>slowing down
Kyrie was dropping 25+ a game in the ECF.

Same thing with Curry and Klay during the regular season.

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>he's never shot from curryland

>>76972083
Personality? Career? Credit score?

Come on man

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>he's never been able to grab the rim

>>76972133
don't expect euro sea mexicans to know anything

should spain really even count as a country?

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>>76972133
>Personality? Career? Credit score?

>Zach LoweVerified account @ZachLowe_NBA 19s19 seconds ago
More
KCP hits unrestricted free agency right as the Knicks and Nets have their cap room tied up in huge offer sheets for wings.


lol New York teams

>>76972169
>credit
spain has a lot to learn about pimpin a bitch

communion wafer eating niggers

Morris is an upgrade over every big on the Celtics roster not named Horford.

>>76972188
>Leeching of women
Wow I didn't know americans had so little honor and selfrespect.

>>76972065
Morris isn't a big, he plays the 3.

>>76972169
Its way better to fuck a hot girl who has her shit straight then a junkie with big ass and tits

>>76972127
>Kyrie was dropping 25+ a game in the ECF.
He scored less than 25 in 3 of the 5 games
>Same thing with Curry and Klay during the regular season.
Curry averaged 19.5ppg against the Celtics and shot 4/19 on 3s in the 2 games they played. Avery doesn't guard Klay.

>>76972191
>Morris is an upgrade over every big on the Celtics roster not named Horford.

He doesn't even play as a big, he's an oversized SF.

>>76972217
He will be a big in Brad Stevens's system. They're not bringing him in to play SF.

>>76972211
>big ass
Gross

>>76972210
Oh just what they need, a 5th SF

>>76972217
>>76972210
He is pf size and has played it in the past

>Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn

>Detroit is renouncing Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, league source tells ESPN.

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>>big ass
>gross

Morris is a PF despite where Retard Van Gundy was playing him. Detroit leads the league in underutilized/mis-utilized bigs. Put Tobias Harris on a good team and he's a stud he doesn't even start. Drummond should be an all-star

Hot damn, look at all these proxies ITT.

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Which team is best? Which team is the most scrappy? Which team is most likely to shitpost?

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what do i need to filter spain? pb fag be useful for once

>>76972211
>>76972246
>>76972288
what anon was implying that your taste in women is a once overweight black woman that has now lost the weight but retained a large amount of fat in her ass
he is also implying that she is of low iq and probably works minimum wage
anon is interested in non belligerent blacks

>>76972306
No joke, that white team would lose by 30 to every other team.

>>76972315
get 4chanx
i have every country but uk/usa/australia filtered

>>76971732
that nigga lookin cute af

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>>big ass
>Gross

>>76971208
He was literally their second option though

who's that semen demon in the middle of the threads with the bucks gear on private jets?

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so now that spain is BTFO who do we get next?

>>76972169
>he doesnt Freecreditreport all his bitches
lmfao small baller alert

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I swear to God if KCP takes league minimum to sign with the Warriors instead of the max the Nets are most likely going to offer I'm done watching the NBA.

>>76972306

>ginobli with the blacks

the punch line is supposed to be Lin but that's the funniest part.

>>76972399
but the Nets have to wait 6 days to offer because the Wiz are gonna stall them for making them pay Otto 26M a season. (More than Wall lol)

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>>76972399
>I'm done watching the NBA

lmao cry more bitch nigga

>>76972399

Nets fan here, don't fucking want KCP

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>lebron started the mega team craze
>lebron niggers crying about it mad because some people are actually willing to take a paycut to win

my timeline is perfect

>>76972467
No one asked for your opinion

>Nets fan
Lmao

>Lowry "wants to take the Raptors to new heights"
>wants new heights with a weaker team

yeah good luck with that. Try staying on the court for a full season first.

>>76972507
>>76972443
>>76972380
pbu

>>76972507
>Heat
>Bosh, Wade and LeBron all agreed to take paycuts.
>Warriors
>only Durant takes a paycut while Curry gets the supermax.

What a bitch lmao.

>>76972467
Why the fuck not? Beggars can't be choosers

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>nets fan here
said nobody ever

l m a o o o o

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Hol' up, lemme see your 401k first baby

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>>76972552

>>76972542
English please

>>76972516

Let's me guess, you used to like the Cavs but now the Warriors are your team because you like KD.

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>>76972554
>England posts gay blacks

i've seen it all today from the euroshits

>>76972551

Because in the four years we've been in Brooklyn we've had a lifetime of bad trades and signings. The current front office is actually doing things right and that would be not signing KCP.

>>76972561
looks like a hinkie shoop

get your ass back in PS class

lmao

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>tfw you still smiling
favorite players on one team my dudes

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durant flood incoming

>>76972599
I've been smiling 24/7 since I saw the news.

Was at a restaurant, pulled out my phone, checked twitter, and thought it was a joke for a good 5 minutes, then just started freaking out and laughing.

>Lebron creates not one but two super teams to become the manufactured GOAT
>still lose 5 Finals series

Lebron just might be the most overrated athlete of all time.

This offseason has been fucking lit. Best one in years desu

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>>76972636
>>76972636
>>76972636
>>76972636
>>76972636
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>>76971010
Kanyon!

>>76971125
Houston? When are people going to realize that D'Antoni's defense gets in the way of offense game plan doesn't work?

Post your favorite team's top offseason moment:

>Nets
Trading away an oft-injured stiff C who can't rebound and takes 25-ft bank shots for a 22yr old franchise PG with limitless offensive potential.

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>>76972638
i agree

>>76972630
heck yeah man

>>76971888
How many 4chan points did you get from them?

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>>76972710
>Celtics

Getting the best player in the draft at # 3

What's the point of the Celtics team, they clearly cant compete against the cavs. Are they there to bully shook wall and the choke twins in Toronto?
Miami heat can probably beat that team 3 times in a seven game series

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>Paul George is someone's favorite player

>>76972786
Miami were 0-4 against them last year, and they've significantly improved their roster since then.

>>76972786
To just play games and be cheered for , just like every other team.
>>76972804
he's a cool guy

>>76972804
Sorry not everyone wants to root for god-tier players.

>>76972083
No face, no eye color, no mustache thickness. What kind of shit list is this?

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>3-5
>god tier

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>>76972826
>unironically rooting for scrubs

>>76972804
Paul George is nice, fashionable, humble, handsome, has a smooth as fuck game, and is a great player.

Why wouldn't you like him?

>>76972863
Sorry but Lebron is unironically my favorite player.

>>76972877
If you aren't rooting for a top 5 player you're a faggot nowadays.

>>76972565
you retarded or something?

is /nba/ ready to see my heat as the number 2 seed?