/heem/ - True natty MW GOAT Edition

>>76964368
There is only one natty MW left and his name is Borrachinha

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Johnson vs Gaethje
Lima vs Taylor
Diakiese vs Klose
Cannonier vs Roehrick
Tavares vs Theodorou
Johnson vs Fortuna

In absolutely no way does Conor get in Floyds head. I'd be surprised if Floyd doesn't get the better of the trash talking. Floyd has been through to much to give a fuck what some born rich whitey has to say

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>>76964368
look at that head movement

evading all those legitimate contenders for a year

/snacks&hoez/

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FIRST FOR

UBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TINY werdum WILL BE SMASHHHHED

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Official Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs

>>76964368
give me a program so i can head kick, right now im lucky to get to waist

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reem will win

>>76964382
well memed

anyways wheres rogan?

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whats next for this goof?

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>>76964392
Geathje
Lima
Diakiese
Roehrick
Theodorou
Johnson
May there be spicy bangers for all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScmRiaZhwk

CALIFORNIA BRO URIJAH

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>>76964434

>>76964434
aho girl

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who /thiccachu/ here

>>76964452
fucking lol

>>76964458
you make the worst tier memes

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*GADOOOSH*

Some boxer is trying to fight me online

>>76964482
teep

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>>76964472
exposed

>>76964458
What a qt.

>>76964469
you don't even know my memes you goof, they account for 10% of all actively posted heem OC

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peoples champ

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>>76964392
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Johnson

>>76964493
pretty sure thats the head poster

>>76964499
headposter is picksguy

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>>76964452
ROBIN BLACKED

>>76964505
then that guy is definitely posting the most OC

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>>76964499
no, i made the DC vr and everyone laughing at jeremy stephens to name a couple

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>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Connonier
Theodorou
Fortuna

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>>76964529

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What is this position called?

>>76964395
>>76964395
conor will just ask him to read something

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>>76964529
youre a big boy around these parts?

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>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson

>>76964540
>me on the right in my xxxl untucked polo

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>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Thoedorou
Johnson

>>76964559
thats closer to 6 xl

>>76964540
The blubber guard

Benavidez is still going?

>>76964395
>born rich whitey
this is bs

conor grew up in a working class family

>>76964572
sadly

>>76964578
He would have made more money as a plumber than I will in my career as a professional slave

>>76964395
gooby was living off de social welfare when he beat brimmage

>>76964589
doubt it

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>>76964543
Conor will never top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI

Cody's speech already better than Benavidez.

>>76964589
What do you do?

>>76964596
the cringiest part was when Hot 97 (maybe Shade 45?) released that unaired footage of him trying to read the stupid station blurb

takes you back to that fucking shit in high school where the kid who is terrible at reading gets called on to read out loud

Do you guys think Urijah was the father Cody never had?

>>76964632
ofc

>>76964632
depends if faber got a dad dick

Do you guys think Urijah and Cody have seen each others penises?

>>76964596

50 is the only rapper that can shitpost 24/7, it's really amazing

Arianny and Urijah banged, right?

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>>76964645
>Coral Springs opens MS Paint

>>76964645
ofc you haven't seen your mates dicks?

>>76964663
lolwut

>>76964619
>making fun of somebody that can't read

ugh...that's a bit too below the belt for me lads. Anyone know why floyd can't read?

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>>76964663

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>>76964596
>>76964619
>https://youtu.be/N4_mWhcfIh0

>>76964669
i have. i've also seen my dads dick

>>76964669
like recently? every boy goes to camp

>>76964677
it was scummy of the radio station to release that footage imo, but fair game for 50

floyd has made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and has every opportunity to get a tutor or rent out an entire university to learn how to read

afaik the only reason he doesnt is cuz his dad and family cared fuck all about school when he was young and had him boxing pretty much out the gate

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>>76964681
ha fucking Ebro

what a dick

magic captcha

>>76964681
>Can't read good
>still a millionaire
>wasn't shot and almost killed
what did 50 mean by this?

>>76964687
this is some white people shit. i wrestled in high school and i went to a mostly black school. i was much better than everyone on my team so i went to a mostly white wrestling camp and i saw more dick as "pranks" those 2 weeks than i have in all of my life

>>76964681
>>76964681
>>76964681
how the fuck does he keep getting stuck at "i'm floyd mayweather"

>him sounding out that last part

this is too much

>>76964682
is it loud when your dad takes a piss? is it a powerful stream?

>>76964711
>these insecurities

>>76964646
50 cent is the funniest musician period

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8LS_AzgYI

>>76964732
he talked some crazy shit in the press about Vivica Fox after they broke up

said he got her to lick his ass and shit

>>76964732
>50 Cent Says Jay Z's 4:44 is "Golf Course Music"

my nigga

>>76964495
This fucking guy

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>>76964771
he simply doesn't give a fuck

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>>76964708
>>Can't read good
>good
>GOOD

Well. Can't read WELL. For fucks sake...

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>>76964708
floyd is that you?

>>76964791
but I was going to build a center for kids who can't read good

>>76964803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRPfY4mE4ME
since no one gets it

>>76964691
Now I remember when 50 called him out, Jimmy Kimmel upped the ante and have him do it on his late night talk show. And here we are a few years and that Kimmel fucker and every media person is virtue signaling about anti-bullying.

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>hi
>i'm floy...
>i'm floyd mayweather
>i'm floyd mayweather here for the co...con...
>here for the Conor FAST cardio system

>>76964691
i actually hope conor doesn't bring it up

>>76964730
I agree with him. The "i'm just joking that I'm gay" schtick is a white thing. Never met a brother that would pull that shit.

How would you react if you saw me in public posting on /heem/ from my mobile device?

>>76964844
DEEZ NUTZ

>>76964848
I politely ask what does heem stand for?

>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna

>>76964858
nice picture nerd

>>76964844

Obviously you haven't met a lot of "brothers" because a shitload of niggers are unironically closeted fags.

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>>76964858
Forgot pic

>>76964844
>>76964867
reminds me of the chappelle bit

>i tell ya right now, if i put a carrot in a black dude's ass nigga would KILL YOU for some shit like that when he wakes up

https://youtu.be/x3x1EVOeX-s?t=69 (1:09)

>>76964711
It's a white people thing. Same as drawing on people when they fall asleep.

t. token minority who grew up in a 90% white area

>>76964867
The closeted gay brothers would hide that shit like they stole it.

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>>76964857
hemophilia

>>76964867
>>76964879
>brothers
are you both retarded? this isnt the 60s. just say black guys. you make it way too clear that you have no interactions with black people ever

>>76964882
why is no one on their iPhone?

>>76964873
Yep, writing on people or rubbing your dick on someone as "a prank bro" or that retard boundary pushing shit would get you mugged.

>>76964872
>>76964873
Confirmed.

>>76964897

I was walking home from a party drunk as hell and I fell down some stairs with my phone in my hand, busted up my big toe and smashed my phone screen as well. Bad feels.

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>>76964908
>black people mug their friends that prank them

>>76964908
>rubbing your dick on someone
this must be an american thing

we just whip it out

what's Conor going to be doing when he's 40 years old?

>>76964867
>>76964879
>>76964897
Suge Knight breaking down a Death Row Records meeting where Pac says he wont work with Dre because Dre is a faggot is some kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8tSTCoIVZg (skip to 1:10 for the best part)

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>>76964897
That was back in the old days when people actually watched the stuff they paid to see

>>76964892
>he thinks all black people refer to themselves as either "black guys" or niggaz

>>76964897
In america they take your phone before the event so you can't record it

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>>76964392
Gaethje
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Fortuna

>>76964945
Having CTE

>>76964858
>>76964869
just redo it

>>76964946
Why do you think he always wears those skin tight shirts? lol

>>76964945
He'll be broke as fuck and doing autograph events like those sad, broken pro wrestlers you hear about sometimes

>>76964835
yup
>>76964942

not a conor fan, but at least he plans fights for soon and plans fights for after. his activity and gamesmanship compensate for his sportsmanship and respect for his opponents/division

>>76964945

I think once he retires from competing he'll pull a Brock Lesnar and get a sweet WWE contract where he makes a couple million a year just to show up to 1/4 of the events.

>>76965006
He probably won't even wrestle. Maybe drop a finisher or something once in a while, but that's about it. Mostly talk and image.

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When Conor is 40 that means I'll be 40

>>76965006
don't see conor as a WWE guy

now imagine Yoel in the WWE

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>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakise
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna

>>76964990
Supposedly a lot of that stuff was contractually prohibited, if he trows kicks or tries a flying armbar he's losing his purse. Unfortunately we'll never know what's on that contract because both parties signed a non-disclosure agreement. Certainly makes you wonder

>>76965031
>oblivious to the coming nuclear holocaust
sweet summer child

>>76965059
He doesn't have to be into WWE, Brock isn't. He doesn't give a shit about the company, all he cares about is the easy checks.

Soon as Conor see's how easy it is to stand around in a ring talking shit for 10 minutes, get into a 30 second scripted brawl, repeat for 2 weeks, then put on a 15 minute match for over a million dollars, he'll be sold.

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>33 years of age
>Worth 62 billion
What's your excuse?

>>76965059
the fuck? nobody knows or cares who yoel is plus conor has the charisma

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>>76965150
Im not an android reptilian hybrid and my wife isn't asian

>>76965150

I'm not Jewish

>>76965150
i didn't invent facebook :(

>>76965150
I'm not that motivated :(

>>76965150
I'm not a 3 so I have a social life

Heeminder that Shogun is unbeaten since USADA

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what does this belt mean?

>>76965150
I invented Nexopia, made over $3600

>>76965182
more importantly, why is Jesse Taylor the #22 WW in Russia?

Past a certain number of fights, there should absolutely be a minimum W/L ratio that one must maintain to remain signed on to the UFC?

I'm sick of shitbags like Taylor who are 32-15 eating up spots that belong to younger guys who will actually go places in their careers.

>>76965217
>Myles Jury was the best tho

Isnt Shoot Boxing happening right now with Gabi Garcia and RENA?

>>76965150
i didn't go to harvard at the right time to steal another mans idea

>>76965217
thats a 2.0 w/l my man pretty good
>>76965223
myles jury destroys people with ease

When you really think about it, Conor could spark Floyd with a single punch and make UFC millions

ass-pen ladd legit looks like she has FAS

>>76965231
god fucking damnit. how to watch?

>>76965246
and loses to more experienced fighters with ease

take a hike

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>>76965274

>>76965274
shes no ashley jones

let me tell you

>>76965279
Myles jury will be top 5 in 2 years, go to bed diego

Pettis got another W in him or is he just too justed?

>>76965315
lol are you jury how does your ass feel

>>76965276

I cant find a stream. Only option is to sign up for Shoot Boxings "Movie Complex" aka their streaming and video service

>>76965325
from what looking better than ever off a 2 year hiatus

>>76965335
>claims to be myles jury
get out

>>76965207
it's where he fought last, tapology works funny for regional stuff

>>76965339
you claimed i was him, just mad cause myles jury is gonna be top 5 while cerronne stays as a shitty gatekeeper

>>76965352
myles jury is the perfect example of an overhyped nobody getting a name before he deserved it

cowboy literally whooped his ass and oliveira played with him

>>76965352
cerrone will get smashed so easily by top WWs

he might be one of the fighters who would benefit most from 165lb, and would probably be OP at 160

he's still pretty skinny for 6'

>>76965358
im surprised i triggered you so easily

>>76964434
Lando FW title shot when?

>>76965369
>autismo
do you know what a filter does?

>>76965377
do you know what a joke is

Is it confirmed that Theodorou lurks /heem/? I don't really *like* him and I hate his style but if he's our boy then I'll root for him.

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Gabi Garcia's fighting a 45-year-old tonight

>>76965380
try being funny

>>76965358
I prefer young, new overhyped nobodies since they can help for legitimacy. I'd hire every young fighter with 10 pro fights and 1 or less losses, and the loss must be in their first 5 fights. 1 fight deals, win you stay, lose your gone,

harvest up all dem regional belts

>>76965399
you aint no coach bra you goodies version of lemonade

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>>76965390

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>>76965390
I like her chances brah

>>76965370
>1-2 in the UFC
>title shot

>>76965420
virtually identical joe

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>>76965420
dude this is just getting ridiculous. how is this going to be a kickboxing match? i guess gabi really doesnt even care about being taken seriously any more

My favorite fighter is Wanderlei Silva. How about you?

>>76965420
Why do they allow this?

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>>76965370
>FW

>>76965423
I think him beating up Ferguson for a round and a half is worth a title shot in the FW division right now tbf.

>>76965432
Was wondering where one of my favorite friend simulators was.

>>76965436
I mean if Conor could make the cut Groovy Lando can.

>>76965432

Well its either her or no fight at all. Its a tough situation for all involved really especially considering Japanese women are so short.


She'll be fighting a more adequate opponent in rizin though

>>76965420
jesus fucking christ

Pick your favorite fighters next walk out song.

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Honestly... with the right makeup and at slightly above competition weight, I'd fuck Gabi.

>>76965420
what is her personality even like, she looks like a subhuman ogre, that look in her eye is the same look my dog has when im eating something

>>76965469
>I'd fuck Gabi

She'd fuck you

>>76965458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nBg-yqu3A

>>76965438
He definitely has a great potential but I don't feel like he takes his opponents seriously

>>76965478

I'm taller and heavier than her, my man.

Is Aspen Ladd /ourgirl/?

>>76965448
i did read that she was originally supposed to fight Jazzy for this shootboxing thing but Jazzy pulled out so that makes it more understandable but Gabi has to know what people think of her at this point and this aint gonna help

>>76965485
yeah but have you seen her fight?

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>>76965490
unironically yes

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>>76965485

>>76965420
Now I REALLY wanna see it

>>76965512
back when dern wasnt fat af

This is who Gabi is fighting in RIzin. https://www.instagram.com/p/BQLEukBgcOs/

She is Russian and looks chubby.

post your walkout songs

>>76965512
HOLY FUCK its fucking nothing

>>76965518
why are you so stupid?

>>76965522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw&list=RDj8Y_m0wZxsw

>>76965520

God damn Rizin is a freakshow.

I love it.

>>76965522
>>76964413

>>76965512
Scary.

>>76965483
Fair. He's a fun an spicy fighter but I don't expect him to do a ton either.

He's like the new Cruickshank.

>>76965526
you got a problem faggot

>>76965494

I'm sure she understands whats going on but it puts food on the table you know. Not many opportunities for someone like her.

>>76965526
calm urself nerd

>>76965512
So how did Dern win this match exactly?

>>76965542
mackenzie competed at 121lb in jew jitsu

>>76965551
she didnt win that match but she did beat Gabi eventually. she won off of a technicality. Gabi got a point deducted for talking to the ref then Mackenzie stalled until the end

>>76965563
Oh yeah, now that you mention it I think that celebration webm was from a gi match. Pretty shitty way to lose

>>76965551
tie with a point deduction

thiccenzkie does big dumps

>>76965599
proof it leaf

Shoot Boxing is in 3 hours it seems. Hope a stream pops up

>Gabi Garcia:“I love the challenge of this [shoot boxing] match for having fought for such a short time. I will punch more when [Yabushita] strikes to overwhelm her. I know that she has beaten opponents who were much bigger than her before, but I will knock her out tomorrow.”

>Megumi Yabushita:“I wanted to fight Gabi for Rizin when Kandori was injured but I couldn’t. Finally, I can fight her, and I am so glad. She is huge!”

rip lil lady

>>76965633
I know how Mighty Mouse can get his money fight

I hate Romero and his fake humbleness/piety. I'm not even religious but when people who claim to be "soldiers of God" blatantly cheat by using PEDs, taking extra long breaks between rounds, and getting water poured all over them, I just can't help but want to see them heemed for their hypocrisy.

>>76965633
Why would she want to fight Gabi?

>>76965684
yoel dindu nuffin

>>76965699
is she natty?

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>>76965420

>>76965699
That poor girl on the left looks under weight and suffering from anxiety. I wish I could rub up to her and hand feed her sushi and rub her feet saying, don't worry baby you'll feel better soon enough.

>>76965714

Don't worry anon, she'll be debuting in JAV in a couple months.

>>76965707
heem vs me.gif

thanks huebro

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>>76964392
Gaethj
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna

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>In the U.S only 14% of men are over 6 feet tall
Expose yourself amerilards you filthy manlets hahahaha

>>76965819
5'9 and proud

>short enough for manlet gains but tall enough to not be laughed at

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never forget

>>76964395
All of Conor's trash talking is "I'm richer than you" and "You're making money because of me". Neither of those will work with Floyd.

>>76965840
I don't know what this is

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Leave Matt Hughes to me

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>>76965836
>but tall enough to not be laughed at
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha should we tell him lads??

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>tfw 5'11.5

almost made it lads

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>>76965883
>tfw people ask i say 6'

>>76965883
I'm some awkward amount over 6', so I just say I'm 6, but I'm doomed in 20 when they are all 6'2"

>>76965921
i'm 6'1 in shoes, therefor i am 6'1

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>>76965432
>>76965448
>>76965633
To be fair, Gabi's kickboxing is completely shit.

She got rocked by that no-name professional wrestler in her debut.

>>76965686
Part of that Japanese warrior spirit.

>>76965512
but hollywood tells me a 120lb woman can beat up an entire movie's worth of henchmen no problem

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>>76965974
>doesnt wear his costanza timberlands everywhere

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>>76965684
Yoel din dun nuffin

It's bigger hyporisy to claim to be an atheist but sanctify Rogan's words as if they would be the truth.

Joe was hysterical in the Kennedy fight pushing the blame on Yoel's corner when, first of all, they didn't left the stool therr, ufc official did, second, vasaline was applied by ufc cutman, and third, big Jon was the one stopping the action.

Water dausing is factuaĺly wrong as he is wiped off.

To nlame Yoel for the only unfair thing he did, cage grab againdt Jacare, is to blame half ufc roster too the same extent as Yoel.

>>76966059
Who else has pulled a flag impression in the cage?

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>you're not allowed to pour water on yourself

do casuals really believe this?

>>76966073
A what?>>76966078

>>76966078
he went there right?

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>>76966089
>>76966095
gotta go right to the heating core

>>76966089
Yoel's cage grabbing against Jacare was obscene. Worse than anyone else I can remember. That's why I'm asking you if anyone else has pretended to be a flag.

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romero is an absolute munster

if you're not cheating you're not trying

GSP greased ffs

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>>76966154
GSP paid a guy to kiss BJ Penn during his walkout cuz BJ is superstitious and thinks people can steal his energy

>>76966154
Greasing wasn't against the rules.

>>76966200
Big John has said that Yoel din do nuffin wrong tho

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>one of mma's most satisfying moments
>"GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!"

>>76966125
What about Bisping Miesha and Aldo cage grab? Tim Means also had a huge grab he admitted intentionally doing saying they only warn you the first time, which is very scummy.

There is no excuse to lynch Yoel for things the real things he did, then witch hunt for every mistake he makes

>>76966190
Did Silva do one of those Aikido touch of death moves?

>>76966240
>Miesha

Circunov or Tits?

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Post your boys.

Primary boys:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov

Tertiary boys:

>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le

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>>76966258
Cirkunov's first name is Misha
Le hot girl's first name is Miesha

>>76966270
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Primary%20boys/

>>76966277
I know, I wasn't sure if you were typoing because I don't remember either cagegrabbing.

>>76966270
>hareming

grose

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>>76966248
i was high and watching it on loop for a while

1. dana comes in with his right hand for the "bro shake" (shake hands and pull in, pat on the back), expecting silva to offer his right hand and reciprocate
2. silva uses his right hand to tap him twice on the shoulder
3. dana tries to audible and swing his right hand around behind silva like he meant to put it there the whole time
4. awkwardly still moving forward due to the initial bro handshake

pottery in motion

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>>76966270
I just need 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXdZhAs8IA

Weekly Hack Slack

>>76966304
>muh ringcraft
>muh tea
>muh limeyness

someone get hack slack in a jre studio with edgy brah

"you probably watch BBC"

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>>76966294
I like your style. Me too

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>yfw 99% of UFC fighters are broke post retirement and make less than the average wage working as a coach in some bum gym in bumstown POOsa

>Justin "The American Bisping" Gaethje

>>76966384
Bisping is already the American Bisping, lad.

>>76966240
you're turning into the yoel version of coral springs, faggot

>>76965699
>she will never piledrive you until you cum blood

why even live bros

>>76964438
nice try

Is this thread the thread for the group therapy session?

>>76966440
yes child, tell us where the mod touched you

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>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna

>>76966465
Upperback, gave me a tattoo

>>76966484
so angel wings of course, the only upper back tattoo, or you name in heavily stylized letters

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>>76966492
Yeah something like that

>>76966023
>movies aren't realistic!

>>76966501
lol well played chap

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>>76966270

You can't have this many boys.

You get a main boy, a prospect boy and a wmma boy.

>Bisbong main boy
>Jason Knight prospect boy
>Based Val WMMA boy

>>76965420
The jap chick is gonna take a dive you dummies

>>76966527
Being heavily overmatched != taking a dive.

>>76965883
why do you weigh 275 at that height tho

nothing is gayer than fighters acting like friends during face offs

>>76965474
shes a complete qt

someone post her dance webm walk in

>>76965458
thug rose
thug luv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MAmmgvFr-Y

This just popped up on my YT recommendations and it made me realize just how fringe MMA still is. I shudder to think what things would be like without the Goobys, without the Titos, without the Liddells and Lesnars...

>>76966543
japs have been fixinf fights since forever. Even to such a degree as having pro wrestlers fight. Are you one of those who got drawed in by ufc 189 or 205?

>>76966587
>japs have been fixinf fights since forever.

I agree that the fight is fixed, but it's been fixed by Gabi being fed a tomato, not by the tomato agreeing to take a dive.

>>76966587
you are dumb

>>76966587
You've been here for all of a month, Aquafresh

>>76966580
>florini
i chuckled a bit tbqh

is Timmy Elliot a master epig trole?

REAL 3RD WORLD HOURS ARE HERE LADSSSSSS

TIME TO BEGIN THE DEEP LORE DISCUSSION

>>76966637
>In order to build a fighter efficiently they have to fix fights.

Gabi is a freakshow, not a fighter.

You don't need to pay a can to take a dive. Their being a can ensures the loss for you.

PvZ v.s. JJ right now. Who wins?

>>76966551
Fighters having dance off during weigh ins is worse.
Or fighter kissing on the lips

>>76966653
Aldrich? PVZ probably gets a decision.

why is Blaydes - Omiel higher than Werdum - Reem and Pettis - Miller?

>>76966653
JJ
>>76966667
prospects

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>>76966653

>JJ

Joanna or JoJo?

They'd both beat her 3bh

>>76966715
I think PVZ takes Calderwood down and submits her at 115 tbqh.

>>76966732

niggas btfo. how can they ever recover

>>76966732
So many meme tattoos in one photo

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i'll tell ya one thing, Faber would make a hell of a wing man. He be the type to swoop in on the fat best friend just so u can score. Good guy faber

Is Picksbro taking picks for DWTNC?

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All around me are familiar faces

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Worn out places

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>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982

>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
kek

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>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982