/afl/ Round 16 - Who /dubloons/ here? edition.

/crows/

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>76965653

OUTSTANDING post. Pity >we're going to lose.

>>76965851
Yeah, I have a feeling that >we will lose.

>tfw adelaide fan
>tfw reality check tipped us
FUCK
can't believe we fucking lost to the bulldogs

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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CARN THOMMO

>>76965982
>that filename
savage

>>76966108
CARN THOMMO

So are we using this thread or the other one?

>>76966635
this one because it's the game one, the other was just midweek bullshit


>VIckery calling King to extort someone
>both get arrested
lmao

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>Friday night with BT has come around again

Duck is going full retard over the draw

>>76966704
Let him be. He's going through a lot of emotions currently.

>North are going to demand a paternity test and father-son Marc Murphy's kid

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>"What other sport has a draw? Soccer, but that's Soccer"
>Ling: "That's a pretty big game Duck"
Carey is a mong, hang your head in shame getting BTFO by Ling

>>76966721
>i believe if you make the 8 you can win the flag

start of round reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

evening everyone, wet night in here in Adelaide, balls going to get pretty greasy. Also there's some footy on.

>>76966764
i dont want to fucking hear about your asshole grease piss off

>>76966721
>le 'state the obvious' man

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

>>76966793
You taken your meds today mate?

>>76966793
>Le run to /nrlel/ man
Kek

KEK

K E K

>>76966808
Good to see your spirits are up.

Thought you might have killed yourself for blowing your centrelink on Port Adelaide.

Imagine naming your sex toys lmao

"""""Sophia""""" kek, can't even pick a winning name for a doll

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I wonder what "Sophia" would make of this

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>>76966845

>>76966863
She knows all about it mate.

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>boyd taking a break because muh depression
Weak as piss, same as Fasolo boohoo I earn $500,000 - 1,000,000 a year but I feel sad :( so I'm taking a break

That interview was so creepy, why was Bruce almost kissing him, why was he on a box, why did he keep tenderly stroking Bevo's arm

>>76966884
ah yes, the classic "leejun poetry slam" is underway.

Wonder what interesting variations we'll hear tonight after I tip correctly again.

any reason to expect dogs to put up a fight?

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>the vein on his head has already popped

>>76966892
Funny thing is both those guys would "literally" punch holes through you, champ.

>>76966892
It's drugs. """Mental health""" is just the cover story.

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pick one

>>76966916
Don't need to punch holes through your tips as they are never concrete

>>76966892
>>76966924
Agree it's always drugs, I can see the jews pushing the mental angle further so they make shekels out of "mental health round" where everyone wears some beyond blue bullshit

>>76966892
mental health doesn't discriminate

take me, my life is pretty much perfect and yet I'm also depressed

>>76966892
>>76966924
>>76966934
only one that wasn't drug related was probably Mitch Clark, the rest are just getting a stint in rehab

>>76966927

isabelle or ginger.

>>76966937
What a stitch up

>>76966945
We're still waiting. You're not a liar are you?

>>76966927
Dallas

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>>76966937
>saving a post by a whore that craves attention more than he craved air
>believing anything a whore that craves attention more than he craves air says
i literally filtered this cunt faster than I filtered fake RC

>>76966942
surely you can go to rehab in private without missing games or needing a 'cover story'?

>>76966937
Sad!

>>76966927
Eden as that no age info makes me want the gamble.

>>76966945
Mate I think I remember you now. I think you were doing a degree in philosophy and I "literally" told you it was a waste of time and you blabbed on about how it was going to earn you 100k starting because business people wanted employers to know about ethics. Am I right?

>>76966977
I'm doing a double degree in arts (finished) and law (two semesters left). My arts major was not philosophy.

>>76966963
that's not how it works if you want them to never visit rehab again

>>76966927
Delta.

She's new so will be very keen to pick up some regulars.

I could see just about any team other than the Bulldogs knocking off Adelaide tonight.

>>76966963
rehab isn't a "pop in for a few days a week lad" thing. for alcohol they lock you up for 2 weeks (if not more) to dry out and see how bad the damage is/was

>paying for a root
Sad!

>>76966892
What I don't like is that you just know that clubs will make someone miss games due to drugs, disciplinary or other club based suspension issues, but will cover it under the guise of mental health issues. The media arnt allowed to question it at all because they would be being insensitive. I don't like Robbo, but u liked how he was the only one to raise an eyebrow when Fasolo was out for depression, yet trained the next day.

People do genuinely suffer mental health issues, which is why this is an even bigger problem.

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>>76967008

Last night was incredible. I had a shower with my narrative in our bath thinking I was going to abort her, but she was on about Indonesian motorcycles racing so I decided to keep it going. Which is fine, but I was feeling more musical. I glaced down at the fevered dreams of the rain-slicked roads of Jakarta and my mind switched off and I thought back to the famous Melbourne nightclub Heat. This ended in the usual fantasy of the sweaty, chaotic dance floor that lay before me, like Saturday Night Fever due to the fact I've never actually stepped foot in a nightclub before. I had shut my eyes and told my narrative that it was about to end, it was time to go straight, she quickly concocted a new thread: a wife and two daughters, something that I knew would make my fictionalised life appeal to my 4 Internet followers, but then my narrative took the family man story out of my mind and hit me with reality in the side of my head. I lay with my head half submerged underwater as a stream on consciousness flooded over me: The failed education, the years of poor hygiene and frozen dinners, my mother screaming & pleading with me to leave the cream brick apartment just once; her frustration, ultimately ending with her cancelling my proxy subscription. The next thing I knew my narrative was back, summoning visions of plain brunettes from various reality TV shows and our sexual exploits, apologising for the lapse and the incursion of reality. I could feel myself rubbing up against a new thread. A new career, vague and poorly explained, a move to Sydney, Darling Harbor penthouses, a life of decadence: A reconversion to Satanism and a jilted Russian wife. It was all a test. My narrative let me go all up there; dinners with Gil McLachlan & everything. I don't think about reality anymore, my Narrative is perfect. We've been through so much together, from abortion to abortion, through every plot hole.. I love my Narrative so much.

>>76967008
Releasing your seed inside a woman hassle free is well worth the money.

>>76967003
I see, perhaps I am too naive because I didn't question any of these recent occurences

>>76966986
Fair enough, good luck with it.

>>76966937
Incredibly stupid post. He was always going to win. I sympathise with the point though, it's an embarrassment to the US that this bloke is in power. It's a sad testament to humanity the amount of people who have been gaslit by a product of Satan.

>>76967008
Why do you hate fun?

>>76967012
>clubs will make someone miss games due to drugs, disciplinary or other club based suspension issues, but will cover it under the guise of mental health issues.
Fremantle dropped Blakely for going surfing, they didn't cover. What you need to look at is the people who are using the cover. Multi-million dollar contract recipients like Boyd and Franklin

>>76967036
another thing to add, what might be happening is these guys are doing drugs and everything is going fine but they get popped for their 2nd drug offence strike (3 is when you're named and shamed IIRC) so they ship them off under a bullshit excuse once they get close to PR exposure

>>76966927
Got a root lined up tomorrow night for free

>paying for sex

Kek

>>76967056
Enjoy 18 years of child support.

>>76967048
I'm not sure what your point is. It might not happen EVERY time, but if the disciplinary issue is more than someone just going surfing then the mental health issue gives them a viable "out" which will prevent the media from pursuing it.

>getting (You)s from absolute sad cunts who pay for roots.
Too easy. Get your "lives" together.

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

>>76967056
paying is probably better than FWB. the stigma associated with paying for sex is strange

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>>76967061
>not wearing a condom
>not busting your nut on her face/tits

>>76966927
Eden or Isabelle if you want to drown in fat tits

>>76967066
we've been saying that mental health is an easy out since Buddy disappeared mate you aren't breaking any new ground here

>>76967087
>the stigma associated with paying for sex is strange
Agreed, I've done it quite often in the past myself. Sometimes a man just really needs to get his rocks off and can't be bothered putting in a couple of hours work to fuck some random gir.

>>76967069
the best part is the faggot prides himself on being undoxable because he says he tells so many lies and elaborate stories then expects people to believe he goes out and bangs hot hookers all the time instead of him banging his hand against the bottom of the empty chip packet, absolute lost cause kek

Shit game desu.

>>76967118
this desu

>>76967034
good post

Boring game, going to go out and cut one out from the herd. And won't be paying any more than a couple of drinks because I'm not a sad cunt!

Adelaide by about a goal

>>76967140
>And won't be paying any more than a couple of drinks
So you'll be losing money vs. going to a brothel. Nice work, champ.

>it's a rain ruins everything episode
boring

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Who here /baz/

>>76967111
>>76967087
>>76967056

hookers are a godsend when your wife won't put out anymore and you don't have the time or energy to be bothered with cheating

Imagine being so pathetic that you not only pay for sex, but are also so insecure with your degenerate behaviour that you need to desperately defend yourself on an anonymous online messageboard.

>Umpball
Get on the dogs for another flag.

Reality Check has a tiny penis.

>>76967194
>fucking prossies isn't cheating

>>76967154
trip on faggot

>>76967034
Powerful, 98,000 seater stadium-like post.

>>76967212
ELITE post

Do all prostitutes shave their pubic hair?

>>76967202
We don't have to imagine when they blog about their pathetic lives
>for free

>>76967202
name one thing wrong with it

Got 1-24 dogs
1-12 roosters
3-1 nishikori
$10 to make $550 AMA

>>76967250
why did you ruin your return betting on the dogs

>>76967258
because i am a dogs fan and it's a double positive

>>76967214
Its basically expensive masturbation.

No emotions in it means its hardly cheating. I know a woman probably wouldnt get. So stop being a woman

>>76967212
eh, who cares

>>76967258
Dogs might pinch this. They have more scope for improvement than the Crows atm.

>>76967272
Trip on.

>>76967267
>betting with your heart
broke inside of 2 months confirmed

>>76967281
>They have more scope for improvement than the Crows atm.
Not really. Their real potential player is out (depressed).

>>76967270
ok, heathen

>>76967056
>tomorrow night
got one lined up in a few minutes from now, enjoy your footy "lad"

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>>76967288
>fake RC is now pretending to be his blow up doll to defend himself
POOTHETIC

>le tip both teams

>>76967305
Based Anne Erin

>>76967292
Yeah but the game has been played on the Dogs' terms. It's that sort of night, if they stop bombing it from the backline and work it out more they can steal it.

And the """""test""""" is in already, how fucking pathetic
1 quarter in and he has picked both teams

anyone got a hq non-shit stream??????

>>76967214
eh who cares

>>76967325
Nah mate happy to admit I was wrong if the Dogs get up. I tipped Adelaide by 17 and I'm standing by it, but I think I underestimated what the Dogs might bring to the table tonight.

>>76967344
channel 7 m8

I'm not your mate and never will be, you smelly greek cunt

>>76967360
strong, boundary setting, post.

>>76967360
Eh who cares?

>>76967360
Meant for
>>76967348
Or
>>76967354
?

>>76967360
Your loss I guess.

>>76967370
Out of play post.

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fake RC's posts with his trip off are becoming more simple in a desperate attempt for him to save himself from further embarrassment and psychological spiraling. He says very little now because he knows lengthier posts will expose his defeated position further as he can not contain his rampant aioli flavored autism.

Keep at it boys, Con will look for the rope soon

>>76967418
>not pictured at the end is not lifting at all

>>76967418
pls lurk more

>>76967418
where does "lifting only because the gym at work is free" fit in?

running, cardio, body-weight training >>>>>>>>>> dyel fags

>Shanking your kick because of some grass being thrown at you
I thought Bontempelli was meant to be elite?

>>76967446
>running

My sides

>>76967446
>running
absolute pleb

>>76967450
he's the most overrated player since Rioli circa 2014

>>76967446
>running
kys

it's like scott thompson is actually in slow motion

>2.8

is it better to be the leading goal kicker of the club that wins the hip but not win the coleman or win the coleman with a team that doesn't win the hip

>2.8
Crows confirmed winners

the dogs have been in so many prime time games this season and they've been shit in all of them

>>76967485
flag>>>everything else.
it's painfully obvious you've never played a team sport in your life.

>2.8
this is literally St Kilda tier

>>76967485
leading goalkicker + hip, what kind of a dumb question is this

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>>76967452
>>76967459
>>76967473

try me brah, you'll get rekt

>>76967485
Really depends.

I'm sure the forwards of Geelong's premiership years were their highest goal kickers, but they were all complete spuds.

>>76967483
This meme doesn't work when it's greasy tsk tsk

>>76967505
how do I into ayy-lmao mode?

>That Tex """handball"""
Honestly that's the biggest throw I've seen.

>>76967485
coleman, your name goes down in the record books forever

>>76967497
i did desu just never played for a team that didn't lose almost every game by mercy rule

>>76967525
I know the incident you're talking about, but I don't see how you could be confident given Tex "literally" had his back to the camera.

>>76967485
Coleman only if your team is below 6th

>>76967485
most players want the ultimate success of a hip which is why you so often hear at the Brownlow "I'd trade this to be playing on the last Saturday in September" so who gives a fuck if you were the clubs leading goal kicker when the club's hip would overshadow that.

how does wayne carey still have a job commentating? he has a terrible record in that wife beating/cocaine scandal and adds nothing of value to the commentary and his voice breaks every 5 minutes??

>>76967596
the wife beating shit was handled well IIRC and give it a couple of years and people forget almost entirely, my first thought upon hearing Wayne Carey is that image of him and Glenn Archer shaping up to fight after he went to Adelaide over the whole fucking other players wives thing, not the coke or wife beating.

>>76967596
getting a commentary job isn't about your speaking skills, it's about who you were as a player.

Coles home brand ice creams are elite

>>76967596
didn't he employ a really good lawyer to make the trial about the woman's character and how she was out of control so he had to get physical she was so wild or something? Anyway I don't care he's barely analytical like Derm is, just there to make up the numbers

>>76967612
then explain Basil

>>76967596
jobs for boys / being the GOAT

>>76967596
Because he's charismatic, likable and the greatest player of all time. Definition of the cat that ate the canary.

>>76967594
Pretty much everyone would trade the Brownlow for a Coleman medal as well.

You don't have shit trucks like Woewoedin and Priddis winning Colemans.

If you're the Coleman medalists you could list your salary at $1.5m and you'd get offers.

>>76967656
get back to doing a bad job of commentary Wayne

It has been a while that @realshitpleb has been sitting on ~60 followers. Two hundred and ninety six (296) followers less than straffgod, Nine hundred and ninety thousand, nine hundred and forty less (99,940) than the promised goal of one hundred thousand (100,00) followers before the end of the year. In order to not fail in this endeavour - like every other venture in his life - Reality Check will need to accrue 564.7 followers per day for the remaining 177 days of 2017.

Richmond's only good victory this year was last game. Have they had a really easy draw?

>>76967662
Scott Cummings won a coleman and he didn't really set the world on fire.

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>>76967656
>he's charismatic, likable

>>76967596
Because Carey was KING

>>76967682
Scott Cummings was a beast. If he was Melbourne based (rather than SA/WA) he'd have been the most hyped forward of the early 2000s.

>>76967636
Basil is play-by-play not special comments.

>>76967662
true, plus if you miss games and still win the Coleman that's talent, not like Priddis going full Steven Bradbury on the Brownlow. I think the Coleman has lost it's lustre in the last decade/half decade now that cunts aren't kick HUGE bags aside from Frankling in '08

>>76967710
that doesn't change the fact he's shit and it's still commentary

>>76967709
he played for the 2 biggest melbourne clubs dickhead

>>76967594
lmao players just say that because they're expected to

>>76967734
So he did. He made his name at Port/West Coast though.

>>76967759
>t. all players

>>76967734
>2 seasons at essendon
>5 games at collingwood

he was a beast in his interstate years

Where the fuck was Hamish
He was noticibly uncomfortable around that ginger cunt

kek, did Hamish finally get caught touching the kids? Sad day when Ling is less terrifying to children than you are.

Who /AFT/ here??

>>76967792
>>76967794
been wondering where he was since the pre-game. Maybe they schedule holidays mid season/around bye rounds because Darcy has been in Bali a while. Might have something to do with Wimbledon too

>Razor Ray throwing it up

Weak as piss

>>76967680
They've been in winning positions in every game bar against Adelaide, and even then they led at quarter time. A combination of immaturity and umpiring has cost them 3-4 games.

kek get fucked JJ

Walker BTFOing that overated boong

fuck off Tex Walker

Pretty happy about JJ getting shitmixed lads.

>BT: What'd you do for your 21st?
>Carey: Can't remember

Absolute top notch banter between the lads.

Walker is next level footy IQ, can't get banned for knocking out an opponent if the goal post knocks them out

>>76967677
kek what a fucking loser

>>76967844
probably glassed some slut in a cocaine fueled rage

>>76967677
>can't even afford $15 to buy 500 followers
>get's out tipped by the imaginary Tristain
I mean how low can this wog shit stain really go?

>>76967828
fuck off canada

>>76967839
he's been a dirty cunt all night, incident was 1000x worse than the Hodge on Wingard one that got replayed for a month.

>>76967844

elite post straffGOD

>>76967880
>delusion; the post

Just as my tip starts pulling away leejun comes out and starts "insulting" me hmmmm....

@76967900
Get raped

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>>76967880
>(You)

why is bruce mcavaney such a homo

E D D I E
D
D
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>based Reality GOD makes another correct tip

>>76967966
trip on faggot

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>>76967960

Reminder that the smelly greek's most recent tip is a dogs win, which makes all previous tips null and void as per his own rules

>CHOKEdogs

>>76968006
How can it be a choke when the dogs are shit?

Can we all officially agree that last year was a meme premiership?

>beveridge is a gun coach they said
>can't even tag sloane

>>76968028
This fact has never been in dispute.

Did jason Johannesburg cuck stringer?

>>76968028
I won't be convinced until a few more years have passed, you can't take one hip in isolation until a few years have passed then you can shit on a club

>Poort '04

>>76968040
did carey cuck murphy?

>>76968050
did Gilbert cuck Murphy?

>>76968045
Port were elite for a few years prior, just happened to coincide with the Brisbane Lions dynasty.

>>76968059
did Carlisle cuck Murphy?

>>76968045
Poort '04 just as badly rigged as the Dogs hip.

>>76968068
Make another thread on bigfooty.

>6th in 2015
>7th last year
>Will miss finals this year

fact is the bulldogs are going backwards. if they hadn't won the flag last year beveridge would have been sacked by now

>>76968081
>tfw the good old days when Poort were the chokers

Why is the crowd so antsy?

>>76968068
Lions dynasty only happened because Port choked in 02 and 03 and half the Essendon team was injured in the 2001 GF

at no point were they the best team

>>76968107
they have to vent all their anger now because they can't on 5AA when they win.

>>76968116
>Lions triple only happened because they were objectively the best team in the league for three years running
Good to know, thanks.

It's my birthday tomorrow, I bet I could pick two random anons out and still be older than their combined ages.

>>76968183
i am 25

>>76968183
I'm 45.

>>76968183
i'm 28

>>76968183
i'm 13

What's happened to Bontempelli? Playing well but not as good as 2016. I reckon the inability to go third man up has hurt him quite a bit

>>76968183
I'm actually a ghost.

>>76968183

I'm 73.

when you think about it death is pretty much the most serious thing that can happen and it's guarenteed that it will happen to everyone

>crows actually try to play football
>dogs just boot the ball 50m as soon as they get it
Fold this pathetic club

>>76968183
t. unwarrant self-importance

>>76968233
Not if you're an immortal tipGOD.

Seven should sue the dogs for all the pathetic prime-time displays they've shat out this year.

>4.12
And I thought the saints were bad

>>76968211
he was never actually that consistent

does brilliant things but flashes in and out of games

>4.12
get the rope

fold this rabble of a team

make them give the flag back

>>76968268
they are

i can tell by the sound of my mums farts that she has had her ass pounded by my dad

very loose sphincter

>>76968289
But not quite that inaccurate

>>76968183
I voted for Chifley

>>76968233

uh, I once got my tweet featured in a Sydney Morning Herald online article about racial prejudice, try again sweetie.

>>76968325
S T R A F F G O D
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F
G
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>>76968306

How do you know it was dad and not his best mate?

CHAMPAAAAAAGGGGNE FOOOOOOTBALL

>>76968322

fuck off commie

Would any of you let me pound your mum's ass?

>>76968358
Could be their dog tbqh.

>>76968380
no but u can tickle my balls

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>Convict on mandatory prison 72 hour suicide watch

>fake RC scuttles off to /nrl/ because we bullied him to hard
Good work everyone.

>>76968396
Not really what I had in mind, but sure

GET YA HEADLINES IN

>DOG GONE
Crows crush inspid Dogs to cast doubt over their year

natural gas keeps my shower hot for as long as I like

>>76968431
Interesting
Tell me more

>>76968419
Good headline but the sub will feature the Dogs being kept goalless for the second half.

>>76968419
CHASING THEIR TAILS
Crows dominance leaves a question mark over Bulldogs premiership.

>>76968445
ABORTED

>>76968445
KEK

>>76968445
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

>>76968419

Flat Track Bullies Flog Flat Bulldogs

>>76968461
>>76968445
well maybe just one goal then hehe

>>76968461
>>76968469
>>76968473
I honestly can't comprehend how he manages it

>>76968419

>AD-DELAYED
Channel 7 withholds commercial break to cover score review

>>76968517

This is so fucking dumb but I kek'd

>>76968419
NOTHING TO CROW ABOUT: DOG DAY FOR BULLDOGS MURDERED BY CROWS AT ADELAIDE OVAL AS FINAL CHANCES FOR BULDDOGS ARE BLOWN, BALLARAT BECKONS FOR BULLDOGS
The bulldogs have lost by a lot to the crows at adelaide oval they fluked the flag last year and there are calls for them to relocate to ballarat full time

>5.15

JUST

Roaming Brian coming lads

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

>>76968582
It's ironic because I "literally" helped Josh Bruce get back into form with some chats to him after the Sandringham games.

LIST OF TEAMS THAT CANT MAKE THE FINALS IN 2017
Western Bulldogs
Essendon
Collingwood
Gold Coast
Hawthorn
Carlton
North Melbourne
Brisbane Lions

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>>76968633
>"Hi, Mr. Bruce. You may not know me, but I'm an Internet celebrity on 4cha-"

kek

Abort one narrative and two more will come to fill the void. LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LYING

charles styles mystery diners

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>trying to divert attention away from your aborted narrative

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never forget

>>76968676
He was introduced to me from a former teammate at my old country football club who know plays for the Zebs. I was secretly on a mission to check whether he really was trying to throw games because of gambling issues, but that turned out to be complete bullshit. Anyway he's a pretty cool bloke and I could tell he was taking on board some of the stuff I was talking about. Hence I repaid my faith in him when he was recalled to play against Adelaide, chucked a few quid on him to kick the most goals and he did it, despite not even playing most of his time up forward. Expect big things from this young man.

>>76968773
>I was secretly on a mission to check whether he really was trying to throw games because of gambling issues, but that turned out to be complete bullshit
COULDN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

>le everyones second team meme
kek
KEK
K E K
Fuck Footscray.

>>76968380
you could pound my ass - yeah I'm a fucking poof what of it?

BOY OH BOY WOWWWWWWWWWEEEEE

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>>76968816

Playing in Abo Springs next week has got to be an Adelaide advantage, they're not going to be banking on some leftover goodwill for Liam "drunk drives & plays with knifes" Jurrah are they?

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Is this dare i say it our year

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>>76968840
it is not

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drunk as fuck lads and Amy Shumer is starting to look good, should I ride down to the brothel?

>BT hitting the CEO with the hard questions

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>>76968864

>chainsaw celebration
>not called the Cy Walsh celebration

>>76968864
No you should wank over the leather special, not clean up after yourself and realise what drinking does to you after you wake up.

>>76968874

how can percentagelets even compete?

>>76968864
No they wont let you in if youre intoxicated and its not fair to the girls dealing with your drunk ass

>>76968894
SA leading the way. How can eastern states even compete?

If I was a player and saw BT coming towards me I'd probably have a panic attack

>>76968874
Based ATB punching well above their weight on percentage.

>>76968914
If I saw BT coming towards me I'd be down on my knees ready to receive.

BT embarrassing the waterboy

BT's fucking schooling that kid at how to be a professional sporting journalist.

BT gets better every week, destroying kids, fucking with sluts, interviewing the drinks guy

BT is Reddit tier

Damn Sloanes wife is a dime

>bevo presser
Here we go

>ywn see Roaming drunk BT on the last game of the last round of regular season

>>76968948
Trip on faggot.

>>76968930
Eh? The On-Field Hydration Engineer seemed to be having fun with it.

>>76968948

fact ICBM

>>76968948
>hating fun
trip on you poothetic wog

>we're vertically challenged

lmao

>We are manlets

>vertically challenged
when will they learn

Bevo is the sports equivalent of brendan fraser atm

>Pooality Chunk on flushed watch

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>mfw cuckdogs will go down in history as pretenders

>>76972888
ELITE trips

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You here m8?

Is Kane Cornes the most butthurt """"""'journalist""""""" in the AFL?

>>76979783
Yes.

>memedogs

begat the chaos, suffereth the chaos

Tipping the Giants. I think that a fire will be lit under their arse today and they'll beat Hawthorn comfortably. Hawks are going well, but despite being in Tassie I think they are due for a Reality Check.

Tipping Collingwood. Pretty evenly matched game this one, both teams are confidence babbys and I think weight of crowd numbers might will Collingwood over the line today.

Tipping Swans. Too hard for to win at the SCG for a team like GC.

Tipping Geelong, they might get a scare, but they will find a way to win for Tom Lonergan's 200th. Think Tom Hawkins is due to kick a bag in this one.

Tipping Saints. Not a lot going for them given their recent schedule and some of the players out. But I detected a hint of arrogance from the Richmond camp after last week's win and they wern't really that impressive as the media built them up to be. They bring in Taylor Hunt which is a really silly inclusion. Not much experience at Etihad this year either. This is the type of game in which Richmond usually gets a Reality Check, so I'm going with the Saints.

That's the tips for today. No tests so you can set your mind at ease. Optimistic I can be 6/6 tonight.

>he still has the audacity to show his face around here

>>76984192
is today the day you kill yourself?

>>76984192
Thanks RC loading up the money on your tips

>>76967202
fuck off normie, true patricians use their hard earned cash on escorts and waifu pillows, not some 5/10 landwhale

When I was NEET I used to lie on the couch and watch all 3 saturday games back to back in full HD on Fox while eating junk food.

Now that I'm a wagie i manage to illegally stream the first half of the saturday afternoon game before going to work and missing the rest of the day's action