BOS: Xander Bogaerts leaves with bruised hand
LA: Cody Bellinger sitting against Diamondbacks
LA: Justin Turner, Mike Moustakas win Final Vote
CIN: Duvall slugs 20th homer as Reds down Rox
ATL: Mets and others have reached out to Bartolo
MIL: Ryan Braun homers in Brewers' rout of Cubs
STL: Voit homers, doubles in two in Cards' win
MIN: Joe Mauer (back) sitting against Baltimore
DET: Anibal Sanchez solid again, Tigers defeat SF
OAK: A's activate Marcus Semien off the 60-day DL
CLE: Jason Kipnis (neck) returns to lineup Thurs.
CWS: David Robertson off the paternity leave list
/a/stros!
>>76961739
>astros
I'd rather be in the phillies thread desu
>>76961798
>filthadelphia
not even once
JEREMY LUCROY AND BRIAN BROWN ARE MY FAVORITE BREW CREW PLAYERS GROWING UP.
THAMES IS THE NEXT BROWN.
>>76962021
When did it get 2012 in here?
>le always try to sneak the fastball over the middle for the first strike man
I don't know who this nigga thinks he is lol
SO the astros fanbase as pretty much over taken the dodger fanbase as the most insufferable and /lifelong/ correct?
>>76962849
Brewers
>>76962849
still dodgers
>abuse "rain" delay to gain an advantage
>lose anyways
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>76970269
>using your native voodoo dance to make it rain
Not cool tho
Let's get 3 editions of /mlb/ running and form factions
Team pants dog > team anime
>>76976393
why not neither?
Doyers desu senpai
>>76961739
>>76961739
>>76961739
>>76961739
Is he, dare I say it, /our_hotpocket/??
>>76976421
How can non hispanics even compete?
>>76976425
>>76961739
>recycled thread
Someone make a fresh one.
WE /LANGE/ AND /ESTRADA/
Jim CallisVerified account @jimcallisMLB 1m1 minute ago
1st-rder Alex Lange's bonus w/@Cubs is $1.925 million. @MLBDraft
1stros
>>76976438
He looks like 3 of my uncles
>>76976474
>>76976474
R U h=I <?
>>76976591
That bong won't work and fuck your stale, shitty thread.
>inhaling swamp gas while burning up all your tasty bud for nothing
>Analysts are predicting that Jordan Montgomery will finish in 2nd in RotY votes behind Judge
How cucked would Ben Nintendo be if this happened?
For those of you still watching, that was:
>PIT @ CHC; 1-4
>upcoming Dads at the Phillies
>Barves a Nats; Beers a Yaks; Stros a Jays; Bosux a Rays; Tigger a Windians
>>76976788
Who cares about second place?
>>76976804
>>76962849
for some reason I still think 2015's Astros lifelongers were worse
Kris Bryant: 4-5. 2 HR, 3B
Los Reales going to expose the doyers tonight
Sweep incoming.
>>76976886
but their devastating elimination butthurt made it all worth it
>Wade Davis in a 5 run game
>>76976835
When you were supposed to run away with Rookie of the Year, and two rookies on your rival team finish in front of you, then people will care about second.
>>76977003
>expecting bullpen logic from Maddon
>>76977034
Lmao Maddon has been one of the best bullpen coaches in awhile. He literally won a World Series with his bullpen. Stay obsessed tho
>>76977034
Soon, he'll be at his fall back job of pushing a rusty shopping cart full of cans and old newspapers around the Northside and muttering to himself about aliens and the govt.
>>76977047
>bringing relievers out for a single pitch
also
>obsessed
>>76976555
SPACEGET
http://www.strawpoll.me/13380548
>7/7/17
>about to hit 77777777
Does anybody else feel special?
>>76977488
>about to hit 77777777
in like the next three days?
>>76977514
Cunt, we'll reach it within the next hour
>>76977520
some one call /pol/
I has a wise idea
>>76977520
noway dude, its like a million posts. im guess 10 days
>>76977520
>getting 800k posts in one hour
>>76977562
>he doesn't understand the <implications of doyers vs royals
>>76977562
he's right
that has to be at least a million
>>76977635
Ok
are mine alright?
>>76977602
>subtraction is hard I'm just gonna take a wild guess
what if doyers v royals is a world series preview?
>>76977693
>doyers
>pennant
>>76977693
>implying doyers won't choke in the NLDS
>>76977693
>doyers
>>76962849
Royals probably had their all star voters negated so we forget about them
>>76977763
Doesn't seem coherent desu
I love how the doyers are like 30-0 in the last month and mlbg still cant picture them in the eries
>>76977802
because this happens EVERY year
Price vs Kershaw in the world series would be the highest scoring game in MLB history
What if it was Kershaw vs Kershaw in the World Series.... can you imagine the score
>>76977874
>0-0 going into the 7th inning
>20 runs scored in the 7th
>2 hour long inning
>>76977802
>regular season champions
>>76977942
>Pedro Baez starts the 8th
>brewers are 48-40
>with the lowest payroll in the league
>>76977942
gud vidya gud poast
>>76977925
Red sox vs Tampa bay
>>76978040
>>76978040
>>76977942
>>76977967
>Their payroll is only 50mill effectively with 27 mill garuanteed next year so 77mill or so effectively.
>48-0
>Lead their division by 4.5 games
Brewers are buyers come the deadline, it's interesting to see. They've had payrolls above 100mill before so they'll probably be big spenders.
>>76978137
wheres kershaw?
Max Scherzer has struck out 45% of the batters he's faced this year.
TribeOP please don't make a thread cause we're not watching Jordan Zimmermann
Jays Astros thread?
Sanchez is back and already two broken bat singles :/
>>76978201
make one, my man
>>76978201
>asstros
losedians on tv boys
>>76978282
>>76978282
>>76978282
jays astros
>>76978168
I had a husky that had that eye condition
>RIP Bomber
>>76978293
/mlb/ instantly improves with this containment thread
>>76978517
Don't all huskies have that?
>>76978662
youre fucking stupid out a bullet in your head please god damn
>>76978662
No. They usually just have blue eyes
>>76970269
>Chip and Joe under an umbrella and having fake rain and snow under them at the start
1-0 now, Nationals losing it
>feeling special
ganaria los doyers hoy?
mest-cards
>>76979347
>>76979347
>>76979347
>>76977003
Did you watch yesterday's game where they got Jon Jay to pitch in the 9th? He did it because Davis didn't pitch and the bullpen needed rest.
Fuck we need a another starter since Monty can't cut it as a starter. 1-5, what the fuck Mont?
>>76977693
The shitpost series more like
>>76979073
is this a good meme mlb
Lol the home plate umpire just hid the ball from the Nationals catcher and let Matt Adams take third
>>76979494
mfw even the umps are pissed at the nats rain delay shit
>>76979494
Can't see the ball through all that rain
>Ass fags
Shameful, as expected of the Doylers.
how the fuck did doyers fans manage to start obsessing over the fucking gnats for a rain delay? it's not like there are any barves fans to care
honestly, this level of insecurity despite being the best team in baseball truly leads to some weapons grade autism
gib closer nao
>>76979687
>rushing Sanchez back when he was characterized as "a little wild" in his last rehab start
well at least his finger isnt bleeding
>>76977874
Price would get his back blown out. At least half of Kershaw's starts in the playoffs are really good. He just has some really shitty ones that take his ERA to a shitty level.
Post yfw Nationals get no-hit as karma for last night
>>76979598
>>76979763
>He just has some really shitty ones that take his ERA to a shitty level.
AKA the final doyers game of the year, every year.
>>76979798
>tfw you get DICKED
>>76979835
dodger fag here. actually our biggest problem was not having enough elite post season pitching. Any games that were not Kersh/Hill/Grenkie were pretty much instant losses and non competitive. We were staring guys like Kenta Maeda and Julio Urias. Fine guys to play in the normie season against the pods or the pebbles but they were gonna get raped starting in the NLCS
Our bats were also shit in the post season and fell asleep
>>76978142
The latest rumor is that they're shopping Quintana.
>>76979798
>broadcast mentions that Dickey has a no hitter through 5
>immediately gives up a double and then a run
>mfw bumshits career is over
>When being the best first baseman in baseball is so boring that you decide to become the best third baseman just for the hell of it
Come watch Francesa pranks with me
max shitzer absolutely exposed by the barfs fucking embarrassing
>>76980303
>Come off injury even stronger
Can anyone stop this man?
MARINERS!
>pls win
https://twitter.com/Twins/status/883487529038696448
>Minnesota just got sexier! #MNTwins sign Bartolo Colón to a minor league deal. #BigSexy
>>76980432
Who would win? The best pitcher in the NL or some old man throwing soft pitches?
>ricky nolasco
>>76980258
>mfw he retires with three rings and kershaw retires with 0
>>76980274
Sox-Rockies
The slaughter is under way.
>>76980530
wasnt bartolo one of the best pitchers in the nl recently?
>>76980530
the old man has outmatched max through every inning and every pitch.
max is done, i would be surprised if he even pitches on tuesday
Why is he so good?
>>76980566
No?
>>76980541
who is "he"?
>>76980303
>best third baseman
That's not Arenado
which current player or prospect will be the next Jamie Moyer?
>>76980636
Indeed, the best third baseman is not the Coors Babby don't know why you felt it necessary to post that though.
>maybe if i name-drop a talented old ballplayer /mlb/ will think im not an ignorant piece of smelly shit
nobody likes you fucking idiot
>>76980788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy7o_jNeoEw
https://soundcloud.com/amer-mughawish/kashmir-led-zepplin>>76980808
Balls or juice.. /sp/ related things and such
is this the end of the mad-max?
will he ever again win a game?
>>76980674
>coors babbies
>performing better away from coors this season than at coors
Lmao
>based bore
Why DO the gray sux suck so bad?
D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S
>max shitzer
oh i a laffin
>>76980646
severino
>>76980788
you seem unreasonably upset
>Dusty trying to make Max's arm fall off in a loss
Let it go man
Is max our guy
Inb4 Freeman dingers off the nats brilliant bullpen
>>76980992
put your trip back on
>>76980992
>a guy that averages 98mph on the fastball is the next jamie moyer
put your trip back on and slit your throat you ignorant piece of shit
>>76981017
you first
Nats bullpen does it again
>max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer
>max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer
>baseball shitposting at a baseball game
Have i achieved final form?
>>76979928
>complaining about Kershaw/Hiill/Greinke/Maeda/Urias
2015 Royals rotation vs. 2015 Mets rotation. Edinson Volquez started game 1.
Your argument is invalid.
bruh has anyone checked bradley zimmer for illegal head size? guys got a head as long as arnold just vertical
>>76981224
You have to run on the field and tell the cops that these conditions aren't fair
>>76981231
hill, greinke, and urias never once wore the same uniform at the same time
>>76981260
I wasn't listing a rotation, I was repeating the exact same list of pitchers doyer anon listed.
>max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer >max shitzer
>>76981260
nobody cares
max shitzer career ending mental breakdown before or after the 2017 first round exit?
ROYALS DOYERS
>>76981512
>>76981512
>>76981512
>>76981512
>>76980541
kersh is getting one with the yankees
>>76981224
that angle behind home plate would trigger me.
also you are a bitch ass nigga for not sitting in foul ball territory
Hopefully this team plays it smart and sells off its vets at the deadline.
No way are >we making the playoffs this year.
MIA Marlins vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>76981617
>>76981617
>>76981617
>>76981667
Where is Bautista going? Rangers?
>Max Scherzer simply having a good outing instead of a great one is like winning the World Series (not that they would know) to Dodgers fans
really makes one think
Discuss.
>natinals
>giving up 4 ER to the barfs whilst at the same time being absolutely dominated by the DICK is a comforting loss to the assblasted shitty of this faggot
>>76981763
another giants ace who will soon be relegated to the deepest darkest traunches of the memory hole
JUDGED!
>>76981763
How did nobody cover this in mainstream media?
>Mets poster and Piazza pennant in new Spiderman
>>76981901
pls
nobody cares outside of san fran and the autistic corners of the internet
that being said his career IS over
>>76981763
fortunate that he gets to downgrade from the dodgers minor league team to the padres
should make the transition easy
>barves
welcome to the /nats/ general brought to you by Spic Obsession™
>>76981763
>July 15
Nice, a month early.
>mfw Jim Johnson blows a 3-run save
>>76981763
Is this AAA?
>>76982124
High A
>>76982117
It's Johnson, even as a barves fan I knew it was going to happen, he could blow. 10 run lead.
>>76981804
>>76981823
You were saying?
murder jim johnson when
Whose stock took the biggest hit : Arrieta or Bumshit?
>>76982171
As a Nats fan, it's nice to watch another team blow a save for a change. Thanx Dude.
>>76981224
>Not bringing your laptop to a baseball game and finding a hotspot to shitpost on /sp/ circa 2006
Fucking casuals spoiled by their phones.
>>76982186
>>76982221
have fun in extra innings
>>76978522
royers/doyals now too
59 tbqh
>>76982264
>/sp/ circa 2006
As someone who has been here since 2008, tell me all about that.
>>76982215
Arrieta has no excuses
Why is there no gamethread for nats barves?
>bullpen is so bad you need to get your starter
And roark is trash lately.
>>76982389
I used to make them, but if it's not vs the Mets, I always ended up shit posting alone and that's just too sad for me.
>>76982325
Slow board (threads could last over a week), game threads rarely happened, generals didn't exist, no flags.
>>76982526
kek
K E K
E
K
>he wants people to believe /sp/ existed in 2006
caught your lying ass
probably a doyerfag
windians!
Eat a dick barves
welp
>>76982526
Eat shit newfag.
>red sox win
>>76982799
>posting a cap you didn't take yourself of the first version of the board that you actually didn't visit if you're being honest with even just yourself
Son...
>>76982910
>Implying I didn't
>Implying you can prove I didn't
>Implying you shouldn't bend over.
>>76982961
>doubling down on a lie in an anonymous Peruvian pap smear round table
>can't even be honest to himself
Sad!
>>76982910
>>76983084
didn't even deny that he's a doyerfag either, kek
they'll try anything not to look like fools
nothing new here
>>76983084
>Trumpfag can only continue to keep lying after being exposed.
>He didn't even post on 4chan when it was good.
Such a pathetic existence.
>el dinkees
>clippard the big red L
>>76983266
To be fair, I'm a Giants fan but Anze (a Dodgers fan) dates back about as far under his old trips, and there was a Dodger contingent around for the 2008 playoffs. Their worst are truly the worst, no argument there.
>>76983295
I didn't fuck with the first /sp/ but I was in other boards since 2004.
>only drumpfies can post Sad!
What did he mean by this?
>blankees
>wankees
>spankees
>>76977802
I have been hush following the dodgers. Admittedly decent team, though I am aware of a tendency to play dirty.
Discuss
>>76983556
Is that how much the Marlins paid for Giancarlo Stanton?
>>76983556
Embarrassing.
>>76983476
>Evading
>Didn't check out all the old boards when they were around.
I bet you didn't even post on /n/ when it was news.
>>76983556
Is this the amount of money Trump owes the Russians?
>>76983556
>t. ass blasted pebble nigger
>>76983556
Is this the dollar amount of free drinks DG got from sucking strangers dicks?
woo nellie
>>76983645
>/n/-dropping
Craig Biggio lifelongs, pay attention. THIS is how you fake being a lifelong.
>>76982715
Lonely night for the tribe on /sp/
Thanks for doing what you do.
At least O'Day and Britton will net us prospects
>there is no realistic scenario in which the team i support can trade any of their bad contracts in full, even without getting trash players in return.
hold me /sp/
www.baseballamerica.com/international/2017-team-team-international-signing-trackers
Here is where the international players are expected to sign, notice anything?
>Baltimore
>>76984147
So you admit you're a fake. Nice to know.
Excellent 'Fuck You Posey' homerun from Realmuto.
Bumshit never recovered from this play.
>>76984467
don't care about your dumb problems
>giants are terrible and have no fans
>/doyers/ keeps talking about them anyway
can't make it up folks
>>76984467
>tfw team has solid fielding and offense but is hamstrung by its pitching and in order to get new pitchers, we're going to need to sell best players damning the club to mediocrity
This shit sucks
>>76984147
Don't talk to me or my wife's son's Vizio ever again
Why the fuck are the Marlins in San Francisco when they're hosting the All-Star events and need to fly back Sunday night for Stanton and Bour to be in the HR derby on Monday?
>>76984744
Easy there leafbro, as bad as the Giants get we'll always be around in some capacity. Unlike Dodger fans not named Daddy Greinke the past two years.
>>76984881
i don't even know if it's possible to match that kind of autism
though you jints bros are largely at fault for doing this to LA
>THE CULORADO ROOKIES ARE FINIS-
12-4
>>76985022
>against the whos
>>76985022
>beating the worst team in the AL
Great accomplishment
>>76985022
I still want Astros vs Rockies with a surprise Rockies victory over doyers for NLCS
>>76985081
Doubt
>the most competitive game for a friday night is two sub .500 teams
>3-2
lmao
who /FRIED DAY/ here?
lmao
Dodger fans are ___________
>>76985316
them soft pawgs in the back doe
Dodger fans make me feel ______ in my _______
The Dodgers 48-0 to start a season is a Major League record and makes me feel very ________ about the Dodgers
oh look miami is winning
>>76985070
>>76985066
why are doyers fags always so assblasted?
>>76985507
>bragging about beating the worst team in baseball and wondering why people call you out
Nelson Cruz just hit his 300th career homerun.
WTF why did no one tell me that the greatest hitter to ever live is back and why is he losing games with the pirates
>>76985451
and dan straily actually pitched almost a full game
>milenials wearing brooklyn clothing to a dodgers games
lmao these kids have zero clue what they're even talking about.
I'll bet they'll tell you the best dodger was Jackie Robinson.
I'll bet they'll have zero clue who Kirk Gibson, Hideo Nomo, or Roy Campenella is.
>>76985883
Jackie wasn't the best Dodger of all time, just the most relevant
there it is assblasted faggot #8182635
>>76985355
>it
>bones
>enough to make my systems blow
>>76985566
they unfroze his dead old cranium and stuck it on a young guy. he hasn't fully fused yet.
>>76985908
>ass blasted
>when my team is number one
lmao
>>76985906
Jackie has his status because he broke the barrier, not because he is the most talented or holds some record. Also, his family has lived on his name for decades, just because of the color barrier. They get a day every year for Jackie, they get his number retired league wide like Gretzky, and they get shit tons of merchandise dedicated to them. All of this generates revenue, and the fact that so many people buy into this sham proves how baseball is gamed by money grabbing scum.
>we want to honor negro league teams!
>we want to honor the troops!
>we want to honor mothers!
>we want to honor latinos!
>we want to honor jackie!
bullshit, you want to sell merchandise.
All of this started with Selig and will continue forever.
All we can do is ignore it.
>>76985986
I was wondering why his ERA was so high, must have not got the hands working right.
>>76985986
Welcome to The Show 13
to The Show 13
Welcome to The Show 13
>>76986014
why u mad as fuck tho? chill lol its just a yung dodger fan with a sweater, whats going on lmao
Bros how can we stop their sweatshirts
Girardi's continued insistence on bringing out Clippard and Betances alone should be enough to be let go by the Yankees after this season. "They'll figure it out eventually" is terrible reasoning as to why you keep bringing out in high leverage situations. Let them figure there shit out during blowouts. I can't even count how many games have been lost on account of Clippard and Betances in the past month. It's absolutely ridiculous; especially when you have two more than capable arms in Warren and Green to replace Clippard and Betances while they shit the bed. Fuck Girardi.
>>76986071
no u
>>76986097
delet
desu, I don't give a fuck about what people do, but what does piss me off is how baseball historians revise history to fit an agenda. This shit has been going on since the 90's and it's raised a generation of fans that are mislead and lied to.
>>76985566
>have the literal GOAT hitter
>make him pitch
>pie rats
so will otani come or not?
I see MLB is trying to jew the NPB out of even more money.
>>76986166
he's already wearing his Dodgers uniform
>ted williams is the greatest hitter ever to live
Dodgers win!
Royals lose!
Please bring Sexy back
Please
>Most of the Yankee bullpen was unavailable today, according to Girardi
>Girardi claimed they needed rest, despite the fact there was an off day yesterday
I have Girardi's muh rest autism is quenched when his bullpen decisions cost us the season. Holy shit, it's so hard to watch when the bullpen comes into games.
Today i am streaming some asian baseball (including taiwan league all star game) on youtube
>>76983867
https://youtu.be/q0KPkxTm1LI
>Regressionyals
>it's a both teams wear the same uniform but with different letters episode
>>76986525
Every uniform is the same if you really think about it.
>Royals' 2015 1st-round pick steps away from baseball for 'mental break'
>Kansas City Royalspitching prospect and 2015 first-round pick Ashe Russell has decided to step away from baseball after two years in the minors, club officials confirmed, according toRustin Dodd of the Kansas City Star.
>Assistant general manager J.J. Picollo said Russell, who's without a timetable to return, was going through some "personal things," and that the 20-year-old prospect needed a "mental break."
>"We're not worried about baseball one bit with Ashe Russell," Picollo said. "It's not our concern at all. It's something that when the time is right for the game, that's when we'll do it. But there's no expectation whatsoever for him to come back this summer or even this fall.
>>76980873
He'll go back to being the 2.80 ERA pitcher he's always been.
>>76986548
the thing is, the dodgers and royals uniforms are more the same than any other 2 teams...
>>76986567
next Greinke confirmed
>>76986581
I don't know, the Diamondbacks and Mets uniforms both look exactly like shit
you now remember eric thames
>>76986567
baka this nigga think he greinke lmao
>Clippard and Betances both falling off a cliff
>>76986581
I wonder which came first.
Really makes you think.
>>76986590
but at least they're different variations of excrement. like a #1 and #6 on the Bristol chart.
the doyals and roylers look like walmart-brand versions of each other.
>>76986657
Too bad there's no way to find out
>>76986665
you sound assblasted af lol
>>76986665
>Doyers
Existed since 1890
>Roylels
Existed since 1969
Which one is the copy. Hmm.
>mfw the Reds win the Eries in the next ten years
>>76986704
>Doyers won multiple WS rings in their uniforms before the Roylels were a twinkle in Kansas City's eye
>>76986711
GawDammit I forgot my trip.
>>76986686
not really. just pointing out that not only do the 2 teams have the exact same color scheme, but they also both wear the same plain scripted jerseys and caps, albeit in slightly different fonts.
honestly the royals should make some kind of change since the dodgers are too stubborn to do so because of muh merch and muh tradition. it's embarrassing.
>>76986711
>>76986737
What made her face that way?
>it's a doyerfag baits himself into baiting himself some more episode
>about UNIFORMS
the kind of rerun that makes you want to smash your tv to smithereens tbtbh farm
>>76986738
those roylels unis with the gold tones after they won the eries were lit af tho
To be honest family, if you think about it, everything is really just a copy of something else. You're a copy of you're dad for example..... wherever he may b
>>76986765
dude...
>>76986745
She dropped a piping hot pot of black coffee
>>76986745
I dunno. :3
>it's a /mlb/ is obsessed with the Los Angeles Dodgers episode
Kinda like how you autistically insult the girl you like in grade school
You can't stop talking about how much she sucks and you hate her
>>76986765
but my dad doesnt even watch sports
>>76986748
the funny thing is that I'm neither a royals nor dodgers fan
>>76986757
they're alright, but would look better in reverse (with the blue inside gold borders)
>>76986765
>wherever he may b
niggest thing posted itt
>>76986757
>gold tones
instant signal that it isn't a dodger uniform
>>76986784
everyone in town cant stop talking about how much your mom sucks
>>76986787
Yeah he's too busy watching gay porno lmao
>>76986757
they still wear them for some home games which is kinda sad tbqh
>>76986784
just like you guys and the jints
and the mest
and the rockies
and then the indians for some reason
and the nats now for some reason
you could at least tone down the hysterical insecurity when you're talking about the team you beat in the NLDS last year, geez
>>76986806
>kinda sad
Be fair, they would have a different uniform for every single game of the season because that shit rakes in the clams for David Glass
David
Glass
((()))
>its a 2-part episode
Hopefully everything will be resolved by the end of the 2nd episode
>>76986810
>you guys
I'm a nats fan, but ok.
Is calling someone a dodger fan the /mlb/ equivalent of calling someone a cuck on /pol/? Just an all-purpose insult?
>>76986784
So you've deluded yourself into thinking everyone actually likes the Dodgers because of how often they tell your fans how annoying they are. Interesting, from a purely scientific point of view. What does your therapist have to say about this?
>>76986834
Wew somebody already bit the hook
>>76986827
I don't know if it's an insult but it is a catch-all for just lifelong casuals who misidentify aggressive shitposters
Everyone who aggressively shitposts is a Dodgers fan
anyone else think it's stupid that the royals literally copied every single aspect of the dodgers' uniform design they conceivably could?
>>76986817
Well, Rob Jewfred has basically already instituted that for every team so more monies for merchandising
I, for one, am looking forward to that "anything goes" game for shekels later this season.
>>76986839
>post something really dumb
>really fucking dumb
>get a joke reply
>hey mom I won a prize on the internet
Be sure to print out this thread and frame it on the wall for your wife's kids to admire.
>>76986860
Your uniform doesn't have a lion inside
>>76986827
>im the one calling it a dodgers general
>but im not a dodgers fan
this is the quintessential triple reverse falseflag
>>76986878
Looks like a chipmunk
>>76986861
A uniform for every holiday
A special uniform for friday home games
Away, home, alternates
Hispanic heritage
Lesser, "donut-day" tier holidays
Player nicknames, and it won't even be anything fun like "Fidel Blastro" because they'll offend the straights
"Salvy"
It'll be gold and say "Salvy" on the back and they'll sell 10,000 of them
>>76986878
that idiotic abomination looks like a mexican bakery mascot to non-royals fans (a.k.a. sane people with an average-or-above IQ)
>>76986891
>>76986898
He's supposed to be a lion
>>76986876
>owning a printer
it's like you aren't even a poor LA ghetto nigger
None of us deserve a player and person as great as Beltre
>>76986906
and? the royals are supposed to be a baseball team with their own identity.
>>76986916
The Dodgers have no lion
>>76986810
>leaf opinion
Raked up and thrown with the rest of the lawn trimmings
>>76986894
You just know MLB is one step away from MiLB-tier gimmick jersey promos. That shit might be cute down at that level but this is da big leagues.
is this new rivalry of Royals-Dodgers an extension of the Chiefs-Raiders rivalry?
>>76986860
I like their crown logo and the fact that they don't have player numbers in a non-team color unlike the Dodgers. Their stadium is also pretty damn nice compared to the Dodgers.
>>76986860
>>76986909
the >rags don't deserve anything at all if we're being honest with ourselves
>>76986926
>having a stupid mascot is the equivalent of not having Sam's Club-tier dodgers uniforms for royleltards
>>76986950
except they literally would have non-team-color numbers if it wouldn't entail a lawsuit
>>76986963
The lion wears pants
>>76986977
unlike the royal's spineless management lol
>>76986791
>they're alright, but would look better in reverse (with the blue inside gold borders)
i swear to god they did this for the last friday homegame and it looked fucking amazing
>>76986987
>even Dodger fans can't post something interesting about their team without it really being about a playoff failure
>>76987006
did they have the stupid red numbers on the front with those too?
>>76987010
kek
>>76987006
95% sure it's been blue with a gold border all year
>>76987002
How dare you
I have the day off tomorrow, so I'm gonna make a divisional ranking and playoff bracket of team--by-team uniforms, both home and road.
get your butts ready, /mlb/
>>76986946
Dodgers are just pissed right now because they were circling the royals like a bunch of vultures ready for a feast of free agents but then the royals got hot so they'll have to wait another year before they pick over our cold dead carcass
>>76987023
>did they have the stupid red numbers on the front with those too?
yeah it was probably the friday before last then but >>76987027 is probably right they changed it in the off season and I think it looks really good
>>76987053
>one person's subjective opinion of uniform designs
>subjective opinions formed over a one day period
>expecting people to agree or care
>tfw only 15% of the posts itt have been (you)s for (me)
time to step up our collective game, my niggas
>>76987010
>Buttblasted non-Dodger fans can't go 10 posts without bringing up a team they don't even like
OBSESSED
>>76987095
around here, we let the (you)s do the talking. trust me when I say that I can craft that bracket in such a way as to gather more (you)s in 2 posts than you've ever gotten in any 2 threads.
>>76987119
i mean you can literally have a stroke and mash out very poorly thought-out and inconsistently themed power rankings, and you'll still get like 5 replies
>>76987141
you USED to be able to, you used to be able to
>>76987166
I could do it right now
>>76987141
you can literally have a stroke of your gay boytoy's genitalia and get like 5 STDs lol
also, nice baseball ""team"" you have there, canada. didn't you guys get beat by like 10 runs today by the disAstros?
∞. Power Rangers
3. Jays
4. Giants
6. smug turds
7. Lakers
POWER BRAP
11. Roylels
12. boston braves
[baker's dozen]. new england yankees
13.5. mest
EXTREME POWER BRAAAAP
1117. Bakersfield Trainrobbers
18. Lucky Charms
19. Father's day
20. The canada day jerse'ys were kinda lit
moderate power gap
9999999999999999999. doyers
99999999999999999999999. rays
666666666666666666666666666666666. doduo
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111. last year's ASG jersey's
[an immeasurable power brap]
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. old gay
>>76987250
Finally someone says it
>>76987250
welp i'm riled up alright
graet jaerb
good and funny post but you still will not get a (you) from me
>>76987250
I already gave you this >>76987273 (You) and I'm giving you another for this >>76987280 guy
>Pen Island Condors not even in the top 5
absolutely HORRENDOUS list if you ask me
>>76987317
>Pen Is
Lol
>>76987317
>>76987332
>Condors
>Condoms
ahaha wow
>>76987317
>>76987332
>>76987361
Is that a real team
3 replies and 2 patented phantom (You)s, that's 5 folks I was right
>>76987377
is what?
>>76987391
Penis Condoms
>>76983556
>>76985316
white hispanics at best
>>76987383
C I D F
I
D
F
>>76987394
not an /mlb/ appropriate post fami
which MiLB team will be the first to give out penis-condoms as a gameday promo?
>tfw tactically luring the NL west into complacency
>>76987432
they gave out preggo test kits for you might be the father day once
>>76987432
they gave out preggo test kits for you might be the father day once
maybe a hipster city like San Jose
>>76987457
>>76987448
wut
>>76987396
hai i'm alanna jizzo and i'm here talking to butts lol
what do you have to say about >kershaq's postseason struggles, butt #3?
>BRAAAAAAP
well that is a grade A reply under CIDF, A for ASS
back to you boys in the rockies booth i mean whoops i don't work for them any more what the fuck are these royals lookalikes called again ??
>>76987520
excellent post
>>76987539
i tried so hard and got so far, but in the end* it doesn't even matter
* the end = a butt
>>76987579
>but in a butt it doesn't even matter
well sure
nothing matters once you're inside a butt, you made it
>>76962849
Both pale in comparison to the GOAT 2016 cubs lifelongs
wtf we went from a pretty strandard normie conversation about uniforms to full on unadulterated autism pretty quick there guys
>>76987771
I just got back from the bakersfield train robbers game and had to post some of my OC
>>76987771
>about
that's "aboot" for our freiends in the north
>>76987256
>>76987805
ive honestly never heard anyone say aboot, must be a maritime thing
>>76987853
where is wahoo's momma
>>76987913
Died from alcoholism. It's an authentic representation.
This nigga Max man, lol, I'm dead af watching this nigga make 125 pitches just to have his bullpen blow the game and fall into another no decision.
125 pitches man. Dead as fuck. Just like his arm will be in August.
Another Cy Young for daddy CK.
Good win against the royals.
Finally home after the game.
Cant wait to see my bank account later.
>>76988205
>2.62 FIP vs 3.12 FIP
yeah im taking max
Post that shit again when Kershaw has 25 wins and an ERA of 1.56 lmao. Max is good, but his arm is going to be wrecked by August. Max gas historically been weaker in the second half as where Kershaw is the greatest second half pitcher ever lmao.
>>76988217
U fat as fuck bro what u even eat?
>when his FIP starts with a 3
>>76988238
Scherzer has been better, but he still has to prove he can hang at that level for a whole season. I already know Kershaw can sit at this level for the rest of the season. It's all a matter of belief.
>>76988701
Don't directly address the leaf, not ever.
>>76988756
damn man that fuckin hurts
Rockies bats woke from their slumber. Guess it helps to beat up on shitty teams for a few weeks after an 11 game losing streak.
Prediction time. Yankees will trade for Tommy Joseph
Nats desu senpai
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that will argue Judge is not taking designer PEDs
>>76995413
>implying i care
I'll personally stick the needle in Judge and Stanton if it means them blasting 500 footers in the HRD
>>76987448
>>76987457
So pissboi is literally confirmed for bandwagoning rockies
>>76995413
It isn't the fact that the guy is 6'7" amd 285?
>>76995571
and plays in a literal hat box
>>76995585
Every home run he has hit would be put of any park in the league. Don't come into an American sport thread and try to punk me. Why don't you go do something about your joke of a country before its overrun by foreigners.
>>76982715
>tfw
Please win for Tito.
>the opposite of mfw they lose the next two since I'm going to those
n-no
>>76995585
Yeah, that's why I hate Yankee Stadium so much. Those 430+ ft. shots would be infields flies in any other stadium.
>AL MVP: Aaron Judge
>NL MVP: Paul Goldschimdt
>AL Cy Young: Chris Sale
>NL Cy Young: Max Scherzer
>AL RotY: Aaron Judge
>NL RotY: Cody Bellinger
This isn't up for debate. If you have any complaints, I don't even care to know.
>>76994951
>mfw launch angles
https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/883672090859253760/video/1
Pitchers shouldn't be able to win MVP awards
>Yankees option Jordan Montgomery to Triple-A
>One of the only effective pitchers on the Yankees is now in the minors
>Yet, Betances and Clippard will still be used to blow tight games
Fuck this team.
aiming for that swept in denver
>>76996751
I think the Yankees FO has brain damage or something. They are sitting Choi today
>>76996920
I still can't get over the fact that they continue to insist on bringing out Clippard and Betances to pitch in close games. Pretty much every loss in this coldstreak has been on account of one of those guys, why expect them to do anything different?
>>76995714
The joke's on you, you're replying to a welfare-sponsored Afro-muslim refugee with no fewer than 5 pregnant Viking-descended girlfriends and no job or education or skills.
But boy those Judge home runs sure are enormous.
>>76996265
>goldschmidt
Is there any evidence to support this? I will wait.
F
>>76997252
How the hell are we going to know if Joba Chamberlain or Andy Pettite are starting pitchas or not?
>>76997287
Mikey is going to do a weekly podcast
>>76997252
Christie ain't a govnah, he's a goddamn stahtin' pitcha!
>Chris Colabello released by the Indians
I'm sure he'll write a book about his year with the Blue Jays. He's done as a baseball player though.
>Yabkees
https://twitter.com/Castellani2014/status/883521764512464896
>yfw the Nats were so asshurt that they confiscated this sign
dang it I forgot about the time zone difference
hold tight, leaves, making a thread now
You get to enjoy the company of spaceman, what a treat
>>76998686
>>76998686
ASTROS @ BLUE JAYS
>>76998686
>>76998686
>>76998526
>braves fans still upset about the rain delay
wew lad
>>76998745
those are nats fans, moron
>>76998750
I'm talking about you, Anon. Because you posted the pic
No one gives a shit about some twitter retard with a sign. He's most likely one of those scum-of-the-earth DC area residents who goes to Nats games and pretends to be a fan but is actually a fan of the Yankees or some shit.
But yeah keep trying to stoke this """""scandal"""""
>>76998801
You realize the Braves won that game, right?
>milwaukee brewerrors
>>76998745
>girl right next to the guy is clearly wearing a nats fan
>braves fans
Nats fans are really stupid and defensive
>>76998801
>because someone posted a pic from twitter you must be a braves fan
Nats fans are really stupid and defensive
>>76998807
Did I say otherwise?
What are you even getting at?
>>76998825
he's just mad because Jim Johnson's blown save was the only thing keeping his boy Scherzer from taking an L to RA motherfucking Dickey last night
>>76995863
>tfw I'm 0-4 going to games this season
>tfw last game I went to should've been a '""free""" win with Klubot vs the Padres
>tfw I'm going tonight for more sign stealing off of JUSTin
#WinForTito
>>76998479
>>76998858
VERY shitty blog
>>76998910
Discuss.
>>76998858
#DoItForPopsicleMan
>>76999023
Wow.
Daily reminder that the Brew Crew is for real and the Stankees are a meme.
lmao
fuck the jets and giants
go pack go
Who's the best player been this season?
Miguel Sano?
>>76999224
Joba Chamberlain
>>76999132
Maybe should take it a bit easy on those popsicles for now desu
>>76999224
He's not even the best player at his position in the AL.
>>76999224
>there was a point when Sano was like top 3 in WAR
>he's now #40
What a collapse.
you have ten (10) seconds to name a more dysfunctional front office in the majors other than the mets
>>76999294
Padres
>>76999294
Florida
>>76998858
>mfw tiggers fans go full edp445
https://twitter.com/Castellani2014/status/883521764512464896
Do you guys like power rankings threads?
>>76999377
Only if they're OFFICIAL
>>76999377
whats that?
>>76999377
Absolutely not
Does anyone else remember Dallas Keuchel?
>>76999377
Power rank my testicles gayboi
>>76999399
Why not?
>>76997379
>>76997252
I'm surprised he's not in jail after he ordered that major bridge shut down as part of a political payback scheme and it ended up killing someone because the ambulance got stuck in the traffic jam it created.
Also shutting down the government and throwing everyone off the beach for the July 4th weekend in order to make it a private resort for you and your family.
Clayton Kershaw
>>76999224
jose fernandez
>>76999488
This post is in poor taste and not up to the standards of /mlb/ and /sp/ as a whole.
>>76999411
didn't he pitch for the Astros in the NL?
I just love how the Astros fans can roll with the punches, really makes me like em more, really ingratiates themselves to me
It's like, they "Get" it, you know? Love em
Our newest friends
>When the Cubs fuck up the Gnats and their even year meme magic with guts and guile to the point they are a forever basement team now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68
2015, it was the Pie rats
2016, it was the Gnats
What team will the Cubs ruin in 2017 in the playoffs?
>>76999371
Respect for the Howard the Duck reference though since it's set in Cleve-land
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b68b4fc3-c873-4cf6-a949-6329802bacde
>>76999461
We live in the dictatorship of the capitalist, no one at his class level gets punishment for anything unless it's convenient for the class itself
>>76999612
You live in you're moms basement and you've never had sex
>>76999594
>Cubs in the playoffs in 2017
>>76999628
>t. ass blasted Drump supporter.
>you are now remembering Dallas Braden
>>76999658
>Even when the team is a total dumpster fire where everything is shit.
>still at .500
>Still the odds on favorite to win the division.
Pick a god and pray that the Cubs don't get hot starting September.
Do you guys think janitors are doing agood job on /sp/?
>Indians going to bully Verlander again tonight
>Stock will continue to drop
>>76999700
>middle of the road offense, just below league average wRC+
>top 5 defense
>smack dab in the middle of the league in starting pitching
>above average bullpen
That's not a team performing like a total dumpster fire, that's a team performing like a .500 team.
>>76999759
>Ow, Me nards
>>76999865
They're a dumpster fire in comparison to how they should be preforming, I.E. better than they did last year.
>>76999865
>wRC+
wtf is that, I'm talking about the Cubs
>>76999904
I realize that. The way you worded your post seemed to me like you were saying "they're performing like a team 10 games below .500 and yet they're still at .500".
The c uckiez are not making the postseason lol
>>76999628
Did that hit close to home for you?
>>77000254
I fucked you're mom close to her home
>July
>still haven't blown it
>Rich Hill has a 1.56 ERA over his last 5 starts.
Well then......Dodgers really are winning the World Series
>>76996487
I hate this autism shit. its interesting when it is a really high number or a really low one but i dont care about LA or bat speed for every single pop up
Why do you guys love /sp/ janitors and mods so much?
>>76999461
he shut it down because state congress were fags and could not decide on a buget
just as dumb as when they hired cops to shut down isolated parks during the shutdowns
>>76999759
This isn't the 2016 Indians. It's Miller's jersey give-away day (courtesy of Shearer's®) so he'll probably give up the game winning run.
That said all hail the Hoseyball
>go to minor league game
>tell 4 qts not to buy the most expensive tickets because no one is gonna be here tonight
>they are all fucking casuals with no hats to catch foul balls
>I catch a foul ball off the netting in the first and casually toss it to some kid near me
>get warned for hecking the umpires from the front row
last night was pretty good desu
When DG enters someone tell him I'm looking for him
>>77000508
windsor?
>>77000503
Superior Dodger Butt Memes: 2
All Other teams: 0
>>77000338
Give it a minute.
>RESPECTS
>memes
>>77000779
Who is the Rox?
>>77000793
>Good
>Bad
>Ugly
Forgotten.
>>77000793
Best Boy Grip
>>77000730
I miss that logo
NEW in a couple shitposts
>>77000837
>>77000837
>>77000837
>>77000837
>July chugging along
>>77000338
Feels goodman
This is now a retro logo thread.
>>77000930
>AL West
NEW GENTS
>>77000837
>>77000837
>>77000837
>>77000856
>>77001007
faggot
>>76988434
I drank a shitload of beer.