/mlb/ Jimmy Rollins Edition

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>>76961709
>Paternity leave

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ASTROS!

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>>76961709
>>76961709
>>76961709
>>76961709
>>76961709

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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>>76961761
>tfw my phillies are losing
At least we got that comical as fuck 3 base error

>>76961767
>what if I open this can of a ball ball game
fug

>>76961774
WE TIED IT, ALSO, PITTSBURGH'S OSUNA HAS 3 OF ASSISTS

>>76961767
This is my favorite new meme.

>>76961761

Did you know Nolan Ryan was an Astro?

>>76961838

the astronaut? or the NASCAR driver?

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Tampa will fall out of it any day now

>>76961879

The singer

>donaldson hits
>bautista hits
>martin hits
>kmo hits
>smoak strikes out on a breaking ball

things might be turning around boys

>>76961890

ooooooooohhh... I don't like any of his albums
or his movies =\

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>>76961880
>Tampa will fall out of it any day now

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Sometimes you win.
Sometimes you lose.
Sometimes it rains.

>>76961880
>>76961938
Yeah? That's what they said about the Twins, Yankees and Rockies and they still................
Nevermind.

>>76961965
Fack you
signed, twinsfangot

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>>76961955
Don't even fucking start. Your team should be forced to forfeit for being a bunch of babies. It's disgusting to not start a game when it MIGHT rain in 2 hours because your bullpen is so atrocious that you're afraid of your starter having to come out early.

>>76961985
You has a nice little ride. It's over now.

ahahahaha

>feliz
>"he throws it to...nobody"

late flight?

>>76962006
You seem upset.

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>>76962018

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>>76962026
>>76962018
wait wrong one

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>>76962006
>gib closer nao gotdammit

>>76962023
If you think I'm upset, think of all the fans who drove for hours to see a baseball game only to sit there for 2 hours while not a drop of rain falls.

Brewers World Series 2017

>>76962046
>gravel cleavage

WHY

>>76962030
Took me a good 3 watches to realize the flying bat wasn't the ball, and that cervelli didn't just pull one out of thin air

>https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from%3Arealdonaldtrump%20A-rod&src=typd

lol

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/a/stros

>>76962062
It's raining. It's been raining hard all day. There's a front stalled right on top of DC. It's been raining since July 4 10PM.
You seem upset. You should walk outside your front door, raise a shaking fist up high and scream at the night sky. It won't do any good, but you might feel better.

>>76962075
Not likely. And I say this as a Brewers fan. They don't have the consistent pitching needed to win in the playoffs.

>>76962101
Holy shit.... This is our president...... I love this guy!!!!! TWO SCOOPS

>>76962101
what the fuck is his problem?

>>76962113
>It's been raining hard all day

Not at the ballpark

>>76962113
You are a liar. I tuned in at 8:15 and they were showing the field, there was no rain and the tarp wasn't even on.

>>76962076
She's the only painted titty Nats whore I could find on Google. That's why.
You're just mad your team doesn't have a gravel titty whore.

I want to move to Dubai so I don't have to kick it with none of you guys.

Gonzalez is gonezo lmao

"GET OUTTA HERE"

>>76962147
can you buy friends and rehab from internet addiction in dubai?

>>76962142
>Mariners

No, I guess you're right; all they have are trannies.

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>>76962136
STFU or write a Tay Swift song about it

>>76962136
Well, if Manfred had his way, they could have squeezed the game in in between 8:15 and 8:30. That's the only way they could have got it in.

does milwaukee have steroids in the water? Every single player hits dongs

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Please someone save the Phillies.

>>76962189
Miller Park is easy as fuck to hit dongs in

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1stros

>>76962132
A-Rod's problem is that he is a busted druggie- @yankees should terminate his contract.

>>76962172
>IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL DAY STOP COMPLAINING
>It's not raining though, the tarp isn't even on the field
>SHUT UP YOU IDIOT

ya'll cowards scared of a below .500 team beating your bullpen up and you know it.

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>>76962239

>>76962101
Our president is an actual retard but I agree with him here.

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>>76962291

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>>76962239
No one is afraid of the barves. They're afraid of one of their many All Star players getting hurt on a sloppy field.

>>76962331
*Dry field

>>76962348
Where in the DC area are you from?

>>76962377
I'm not.

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but it's dryyyyyyyyyy

>>76962403
Then how the fuck would you know what the weather was or what the condition of the field is? I was outside all day 20 minutes from DC and it rained hard as fuck ALL day.

wew liriano thanks for the quality start

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>it's so dry today

Haven't been outside all day, but I just know

>>76962454
it didn't rain at the ball park for 2 hours, they didn't even have the tarp on and the Ballpark managers have said nothing.

Looking at the ballpark the past few hours it hasn't rained until right now.

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>>76962101
>Druggie A-Rod

kek

https://twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/883133736757473280

>>76962507
>no one voted for this man

Why is he in charge?

I'll be happy when the ASG is over with so I dont have to hear

>THUNDER
>THUNDER
>LIGHTNEENG AND THE THUNDER

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>putting a game on hold for the weather

did someone die? =\

>>76962496
Your anger sustains me.

>getting a day off because it;'s raining
pansies

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>>76962547
>tfw you still associate that song with trucks being marketed to regressive beta males

>>76962590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnMbaVO5EKI

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>>76962613

>3 hour rain delay
>no rain

?

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>natsfags literally defending the fact their team is a bunch of pussies who are afraid of a shitastic barves team

WHY ISN'T IT RAINING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>https://www.amazon.com/John-Grishams-Rainmaker-Matt-Damon/dp/B001P7HUF0

>lastros losing to the fucking jays

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who /guaranteed over .500 at break/ here?

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is this the baseball?

here is baseball cards

>>76962521
It's currently 77F and dry in Montreal, Quebec.

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>>76962744

You need to say in French

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>>76962718

>>76962758
jesus christ that signature

>>76962755
Is that... Peter Hitchens???

>>76962755

Il est actuellement 25C et sec à Montréal, au Québec.

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>>76962780

Omellette du'Fromage

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Yay. Baseball in 10 minutes.

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>>76962800
[almost passes out from breathing to fast]

>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AAARE
>DREAMIN 'BOUT BEIN' A BIG STAAAR

Hey guys

W

>>76962800
>delay game for 3 hours because it's "supposed to rain"
>doesn't rain
Dusty Baker should kill himself desu

>>76962857
>>76962842
keep them baseball related

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>>76962878
Ah man =\

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>>76962888

>>76962868
You are so mad.

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>>76962904

>>76962852
feels good pham

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>>76962918

>>76962852
>beating the philadelphia phillies
>gloating
pick one

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>>76962929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

>>76961741
Hey wut dat Yankee money do

>>76962929
what's dirty about that?

>>76962966
Nothing, But I love sheeky grin =3

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>>76962948
UNIBOW

TO YOUR

UNIGOD

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windians!

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are we watching the ATL @ DC here?


>>76963007

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>>76963072
I'm watching it, but I won't be awake long. I'm tired from laughing at all the /mlb/ barve butthurt

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>>76963097
hey me too

these cards keep me awoke, dough

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>jays chronically unable to break .500
>like 7 teams in contention for the second wild card hover around .500 til the end of the year
>jays finally break .500 in the second last week of september and sneak into the playoffs

book it

>>76963118
Why did Joba Chamberlain change his name?

>>76963226
>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>Wait a second, Alex
>What's Joba's ERA this year?

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>joba is a free agent
fuck it, give him a call. How much does the pen have to lose?

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MARINERS!

seriously though, what the fuck is the Mariners problem?

>>76963458
MARINYAS!

Needs more anime tb2h

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>>76963480
I say that as I forget my image. B-baka

Mike Trout is now 0-4 with a HBP and 2 strike outs since starting his rehab stint.

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>>76963458
It's simple, really. The M's are cursed

The Sonics have made the playoffs sooner than the Mariners have, and they relocated 9 years ago last Sunday.

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>>76962758
>>76962718
>Not being literal chad with a God tier name

>>76962946
>being the Pirates
>not enjoying beating the other PA team

>>76963517
his career is literally over

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>>76963666
alright there, Santa

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>10% of teams have won 42% of championships
Nice "baseball" you got there

>>76963778
cant wait for cavs warriors round 4 next year desu

Where can I get high resolution photos of my teams hats for creating shitpost oc

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>>76963876
you dont need high resolution

you dont even need a hat

>>76963778
Baseball actually has pretty good parity despite the difficulty to get to the playoffs and the Yankees/Cardinals claiming a bunch of rings.

Only 2 teams have never won a pennant, the Expos/Nationals, and Mariners. Only 8 teams out of 30 have never won a championship. Meanwhile, 11 NFL teams have never won a Super bowl and 13 teams have never won an NBA championship. Even more jarring, the NBA has 7 teams out of 30 who have never even been to the finals. That's 23% of NBA teams.

Mike Trout is now 0-4 with a HBP, a Catcher's Interference, and 2 strike outs since starting his rehab stint.

>>76961838
Oh I 'member

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BEEFCAKE

>>76963278
Are you going to finish?

the rockies meme is finally over

press f to pay your respects

>>76963987
literally 6.5 games ahead of the Cubs

>>76964036
And literally losing every single game they play

>>76964049
>wins
gb2 yahoo sports you casual

>>76964049
>3-7 in last 10
>LITERALLY losing every single game they play

where did the rockies touch you?

Will the Rockies get swept by the whos?

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>Carlos Correa called out Roberto Osuna for showing him up on final out: "Next time I face him, he better not give up a homer."
>Carlos Correa called out Roberto Osuna for showing him up on final out: "Next time I face him, he better not give up a homer."
>Carlos Correa called out Roberto Osuna for showing him up on final out: "Next time I face him, he better not give up a homer."

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Why do janitors viciously and spitefully conspire against /sp/ culture?

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>>76963987
>tfw your meme has just begun

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>>76964073
Hope not
Prime tanking opportunity here

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>>76964080

>>76964075
>announcing that you plan to admire your homer when you theoretically hit one against a specific pitcher
Why does this feel so pathetic?

>>76964075
Robert Osuna will show him when he suffers from Thoracic outlet syndrome and has a stroke before the age of 30

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>>76964080
>roylels bandwagoners starting to come back

janitors = cockroaches

>>76964128
Bestwagoners

>>76964128
if you'd rather have the astros fine by me

>>76964077
The way they talk, it sounds like they don't even watch sports. We need to show Hiro this and take back what is ours.

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>>76964128

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>>76964077

They're right you know

>>76964169
The mods and janitors will scream

The IRC is all they live for. They hope of moving up the ranks for more power and approval from numales.

Mike Trout is now 0-5 with a HBP, a Catcher's Interference, and 2 strike outs since starting his rehab stint.

>>76964278
This is Aarons league now

>>76961752
These balls were ok.

>>76961752
Balls

>nats bullpen does it again

lol, looking forward to the sweep

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>>76964077

>>76964461
kek, sauce

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Robbie Ray for Shane Greene hahahah fuck me

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>>76964483
No clue

>>76964524
>The Yankees traded Shane Greene for the greatest Yankee Shortstop since Derek Jeter
Now that the dust has settled, who won the trade?

>>76964531
get this roastie outta here.

>>76964483
the anime is overlord if that's what you mean

>>76964551
oh ty

I feel like that webm needs a Enhanced Stealth Post: Triple Reverse Falseflag inserted somewhere

>>76964549
The roastie thing is just a meme. My mom has a tightly tucked labia like that if a newborn baby, while my sister has a blown out labia (what you would call a "roastie") even when she was a virgin. It's the same as the "uncut dicks smell bad" meme. My dad is uncut, yet he can unshower for weeks at a time without his dick smelling. Me on the other hand, I'm cut but I can't go 3 days without showering before my dick smells.

>>76964579
i see what you're going for here and it's a little too much

>>76964579
>Marlins fans

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>>76964671

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>>76964671

never gets old

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>>76964693
Neither does this one

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>>76964330

Ruth was so awesome..

>>76964075
Why is Correa trying to start shit. seems pointless

>>76964075
This is some intense autism

>>76964671
I like how he's up 7-1 BEFORE the solo shot and he's ded inside

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>Balking in a run
>DOYERS

>>76964779
He cares about his ERA

>el doyshits
SECOND HALF COLLAPSE CONFIRMED
Check em

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>>76964779

really activated my almonds

>>76964075
Holy shit even Astros "players" behave like lifelongers

>>76964789
>those feet
Jesus christ

>>76964852
Whose feet, Bell?

>>76964860
No the first base coaches

>>76964885
His feet aren't even visible?

>>76964789
/mlb/ plays first base

>sneks about to implode in the bottom of the 9th again

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at least your teams are not fucked by a terrible owner. then he going to tear the team up because no one is going to buy from him

how is rodney still employed

Dead ass Dodgers are making the WS barring injuries

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>>76964801
>>76964813
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


YOU BUTTBLASTED NOW?

destroy.jpg

>>76964801
>>76964813
KEK

>>76965021
Why is it so dark inside of the Dodgers TROLLEY
Is it dangerous in there

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bros the Dodgers are bullying us again


Bros........

holy FUCK that feels good

>arunnyshit dickbags

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>walks three straight batters
>walks in a run
>they leave him in

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LOOK AT AZ AND LAUGH

Your team might be bad, but at least they're not AZ bad

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*completes the Dodgers bullpen

Did the D-Backs trade for Dellin Betances during the 9th or something?

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Bros..... How can we stop the Dodgers from bullying us?

>cusb and nats both postponed/delayed games because of ""weather""
>get btfo when they had to actually play the game
>on the same day
he he he

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>>76965096
Feels good nigga

>Delay the game against a juggernaut braves team to try to protect your shitty bullpen
>Lose anyways

bravo gnats bravo even the white sox can appreciate such a masterpiece

>nattitude

Bros....

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just

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>July 7th
>4 divisions and both NL wild cards already locked up barring a major injury

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They're laughing at us

>>76965154
>4 divisions
>locked up
what

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>20 pitches
>4 walks, 2 hits, 4 ER, 0 outs

>>76965194
AL West
NL West
NL East
NL Central

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>>76965072
literally gibby tier

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>>76964813
Respond to this.

In fact.

ASSBLASTED fa66ots sleep until opening day 2018 becuase the Dodgers are going to the World Series and sweep on some 2017 warriors shit.

I feel high from joy. Ya'll ever been literally EUPHORIC. Like the first time you have sex or the first time you take Adderall. Everything is surrreal and dreamy. I'm schleep fám. Fuck that was amazing.

why be so arrogant and unlikeable about your good team when you know it's just going to make the inevitable postseason collapse all the juicier for everyone else

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>pissboi is LITERALLY euphoric

>>76965317
Zooming in so it looks like you're closer lol

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>Dbacks finally a conversation topic
>Because they fucked up in the most humiliating way

Now headlining bi-weekly shows in Phoenix
THE
Fernando Rodney Experience

How do we stop the Dodgers bros

>>76965393
Don't empty your sidearm into your foot, reload, and do it again to the other foot to start.

>>76965393
cheer for a not shitty team
potential options include AL teams and possibly the nationals at this point

>tfw the Dodgers are /mlb/'s team

>>76965609
that's the jays hun

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>>76965661
eh sure

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Thoughts???

>>76965719

easy money for anyone betting on a pennant-less postseason exit

>>76965719
Kino

Bros...... we can't stop the Dodgers

>>76965719
my new wallpaper

wait why is ryan braun still allowed to play professional baseball

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The Dodgers are ___________

>>76965760
couldn't ban him because if you did he'd go crying to the media about the cruel goyim and before long you'd have the splc and aipac all up in your shit

>>76965719
They are not gonna be smiling after they lose in the NLCS again

>>76965780
the Arsenal FC of Major League Baseball.

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>>76962101
>rose
>hall of fame
wtf i hate the donald now I am a /r/trumpregret now

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>>76963987
we are getting our 2nd wind soon senpai still lots of ball to play

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>>76964671
>>76964779

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Remember when CULOrado was going to the WS in 2017?

Fuck that was a nice little 8 week meme.

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>>76965865
member when we snuck in the wild card and won the pennant?

dodgers are shit and have not won the NL since we came into existence

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astros will win the AL

>>76965821
Charlie hustle did nothing wrong

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Imagine being 8.5 back of The BBC (BIG BLUE COCK) and having the audacity to even direct "banter" at the BBC.

Ya'll high as fuck. Come back down to reality, or up?
8.5 back, yeah, come back up, I can't hear you.

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what tags to i search on instagram to find baseball sluts?

Bros.... the Dodgers are going all the way and we can't stop it

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>>76965952
>tags
just use your followers, duh

It's all Dodgers from here on in

>doyers dbags gamethread
>77 posts

>jasy stros gamethread
>212 posts

lol

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Bros..... I don't even care if the Dodgers are laughing at us

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>number of disastro samefag posts
>125

>number of replies from pessimistic candadian "people"
>97

>>76966068
doyers only start posting in the 4th inning and stop in the 6th

you know, because of traffic

>>76965994
but most thots are not wearing baseball gear most of the time

I had been using #girlsthatlovebaseball

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>>76966068
>>76966127
LA fans cannot watch the game on TV and radio with no Vin is shit

1. Dodgers
2. Nationals
3. Brewers
4. Diamondbacks
5. Rockies

1. Astros
2. Red Sox
3. Indians
4. Royals
5. Rays

Diamondbacks beat Rockies
Royals beat Rays

Nationals beat Brewers
Red Sox beat Indians

Dodgers beat Diamondbacks
Astros beat Royals

Dodgers beat Nationals
Astros beat Red Sox

Dodgers beat Astros

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>"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...." >"Rodney is the man...."

>>76966348
>natinonals getting past the first round
>with Brendan Frazier as their entire bullpen the past month

Walgreens closes at 5

>>76966224
why is the picture backwards? and how come millennials don't ever understand mirrors when they take selfies

And maybe you could wash your bathroom mirror once in awhile before you take selfies, kids. fucking hell

>>76964075
If he ran that out he could have exposed that pitcher

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>"The Brewers are going to start sucking!"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tardinals? Cubes??? O_o
You've been saying this every fucking week for three months! I'm so confused!!! >_<

>>76965293
>NL Central
???????????????????

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*anxiously blocks your path*

>>76969010
>Be Carlos Correa
>hit a weak comebacker to the mound for the final out
>instead of taking the L like a sportsman he proceeds to chimp out to the media saying Osuna "showed him up"

Anger management is as important as managing anxiety

>>76964075
Correa confirmed for getting drilled for being a little bitch. Shut up and take the L. Bitch.

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>tfw no "east is beast"
>Boston #1 in AL East by a wide margin
>still 9 games behind the Houston fucking Astros

>ESPN is predicting that Jordan Montgomery will finish 2nd in RotY voting behind Judge
Will Ben Nintendo ever be able to recover?

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>abuse "rain" delay to gain an advantage
>lose anyways
AHAHAHAHA

>>76969055
little kid getting a big head, it's a shame

>>76966583
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>all these games today

>dead general

>Decide to look at a couple Cubs boards because they are undoubtedly melting down
>Not only are there people advocating selling, there are people hoping that the braves go on a winning streak so they can trade Wade Davis to them for 4 top-100 prospects

and i thought lifelong boston fans circa 2007 were retarded.

>>76970999
Nice post.
Nice digits.
Can I get the RSS to your blog?

>>76970999
The Braves currently have 9 (nine) top 100 prospects, they might actually consider it

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Time to give to rockies 3 straight wins and launch them right back into the NLW race.

>>76970984
Some people do work, you know.

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>Appy noo yeauh?

https://youtu.be/801PDT85htE

Whats the meme about detroit's manager? Something about how smart he is

fuck francona

Best game today?

>>76972190
>detroit
>smart

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>Tigers mock trade
>It's for pitching prospects

>.258/.336/.613
>.331/.449/.697
Which one would you rather have on your team?

>>76971930
U WOT M8