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>>76955855
>>76959956
Paedophiles NOT welcome sub-edition
>calderwood's qt accent vs cynthias adorable smile
fug m8s im torn
Which thread do I whomst've use?
Karen "Alexa Grasso" Montes
her real name is LITERALLY Karen Montes lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexa_Grasso
>>76959956
We are going to have the first Australian UFC champion very soon
This thread is going to get deleted.
It's the scat spammer. Go to the other thread.
>>76960024
Is that the guy that was born in New Zealand?
>>76960008
Calderwood is a bitch though.
anybody watching legends live?
>mod deleted other threads but not the scat spammers
>mods deleted every thread but the spammer thread
fucking retards, have fun when this gets deleted 100 posts in
>>76960029
They got deleted
#thisisthethread #brokenlinks #threadwars
This is the thread, the other ones were infected with pedo
What the heck is Schaub doing in this image?
Johnson vs Gaethje
Lima vs Taylor
Diakiese vs Klose
Cannonier vs Roehrick
Tavares vs Theodorou
Johnson vs Fortuna
>>76960082
>>76960080
this thread is going to get deleted when the spammer gets himself banned you low IQ numbskulls
MODS PROVING YOEL IS GOD
>>76960082
Now this one is too because you're here.
>>76960059
literally what are you talking aboutu
Whhomst've is picks guy I am ready to win
Reminder: my picks so far have been 100% accurate
>>76960095
I know bro, but what can we do?
#threadwars #enjoyitwhileitlasts
>>76960088
Pulling donkey guard you pleb
#casuals #baka
>>76960099
Yes yes, nice projections as per usual you sick Floridian freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDR2vMkIHw&feature=youtu.be
Embedded
>>76960080
>>76960097
Again, are you retarded or something? There is literally nothing stopping us from filtering the pound symbol.
>>76960107
>Whhomst've
Did you have a stroke?
>>76960155
Looks different on my screen
#whattheheck #nofilter
>>76960107
>Whhomst've
word hurts my bran
>>76960175
Bye bye.
#filterlife
>>76960148
my guy werdum looks like shit
>>76960192
Bye
#wgaf #shambles
>>76960202
brendan just stop
post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
Whomsterv
this post MMA related
>>76960202
>>76960220
>being this mad that your thread got deleted
It's amazing it's always interracial porn spammer in /heem/.
Why is that?
>>76960217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zg8Mqip6TM
>>76960244
because woodley is fucking racist
>>76959956
does the main even start 3:00 am lads?
>>76960254
4 fight maincard, probabaly will start around midnight
#eastcoastbeastcoast
>>76960217
https://soundcloud.com/munifisense/okaeri-dmx-kun-non-non-biyori-x-dmx
>>76960272
which midnight?
Is this thai proxy the spammer?
>>76960332
not only is she tattooed but it's a fucking ugly tattoo
kill yourself my man
The UFC legends panel was great to bad you faggots missed it because you were busy sucking each others cocks.
>>76960367
>to bad
>>76960351
Hunt must despise Barnett for his 67 drug test failures
>>76960367
What did Tito have to say?
>>76960389
I missed the first hald but he said the first time he fought in UFC he fought for free otherwise he would have had to forfeit his scholarship, then he talked up a bunch of coaches. he was very well spoken.
big girl
>>76960389
He said that has coming back. Then made some weird references to The Color of Money and said he felt like Paul Newman. I felt he was serious but everyone else was laughing.
>>76960336
#eastcoastbeastcoast
For Lithcuck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd1n-jWUitQ
gonna factory reset my laptop lads, too much shit and heem memes I cant be bothered to organise
>>76960367
Oh shit I forgot man
Who was on it?
Ffs I have Fight Pass on my phone as well I could easily have had a listen
The beast is coming for that belt, AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
>>76960460
Lenny >>>>>>>>>>>all the other jabronis
Jason was a UFC fighter btw
https://youtu.be/KJbOdwAJ300
How does he recover from this, lads?
>>76960477
Tito, Bas Rutten, Frye, Nogueira
TUF weigh in start in 10 minutes if anyone is interested.
This picture is over 15years old
I wonder if he found the secret to youth.
Herschel Walker also looks young and extremely ripped for someone nearing 50.
wew valentina's striking looks so much better than amanda's
what do you think amanda will do in this fight? try to maul her or be patient?
>>76960231
>not backupdoo.jpg
>>76960499
Good lineup
Big Nog is based af
>>76960516
Yeah he seemed genuinely happy to be there
Are punches to the thigh legal in boxing?
>>76960511
Maybe put her against the cage, grind her, wrestlefuck. She's such a different fighter than Ronda and Miesha
>>76960511
can you stop forcing these
>wmma meme discussions
noone is actually buying into this, stop samefagging and fuck off
>>76960527
No. Nothing below the belt line
>>76960511
Rock her, get her to the ground and RNC. Step one optional.
>>76960527
Yes. But no one throw them because you'll probably get heemed.
>>76960537
Wrestlefuck is probably her best bet
She's much bigger than Valentina, she doesn't really need to do much to stay on top
She does have power though and her striking has looked better lately, so even if it's not on Valentina's level I could still see her catching Shevchenko on the feet
>>76960555
God damn boxing is a stupid sport. Can't believe people unironically consider it fighting.
>>76960511
Amanda hits like a featherweight, is the bigger fighter, and has a solid ground game that she can always fall back on if she's getting outstruck.
I'm not even a little bit worried.
>>76960562
i think valentina has the best striking in women's mma, i can't imagine ATT gameplanned to try to do what amanda did to miesha and ronda, especially considering it's 5 rounds
>>76960565
You should be since was completely gassed after 10 minutes the first go around
>>76960580
Shev isn't making it past the first round, my dude.
>>76960565
>not even a little worried
lol, but miesha and ronda block punches with their face
and she hits pretty hard but it still seems like a stupid gameplan
remember what happened with cat zingano lol
>>76960596
you better hope
>>76960599
And Alexis Davis.
>>76960565
196 wasn't that long ago anon
>>76960596
Lmao
>>76960511
Will KO Valentina or TKO her. New confident Nunes is nothing to fuck with in the cage.
>>76960580
And where was Valentina in the 2nd round?
>>76960623
Literally no different from 196
>>76960507
black dont crack my friend
>>76960623
Amanda mentioned she wants to retire this year!
If Val can safely cut to 125 who do you think can even compete with her? Claudia? lol
>>76960098
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>People unironically have Bullet winning
>>76960672
>picking michael jackson
>2017
'no'
>>76960672
Why does Amanda look like an 80's business man
>>76960672
Not shopped btw
>>76960672
Why do these 3rd world man lookers have to ruin WMMA. I just want to see pretty girls fight, not apes beating up princesses.
ACAI FOR EVERYONE
>>76960672
it's hard for me to say with confidence, it's not like claudia vs. karolina
where is nunes unironically better than valentina?
>>76960695
Valentina is plain as fuck my dude. A legit 5/10. Not saying Nunes is pretty either, but I wouldn't even look at a chick like Shevchenko twice on the street.
>>76960722
of course you wouldn't, you're a queer
>>76960722
For sure my dude you're too high a league for her
>>76960689
>not liking Michael Jackson
https://youtu.be/0SK2QiMqll0
Reminder that the woman's bantamweight tittle has 100% finishing rate for it
>>76960743
so does my dick
>>76960743
literally means nothing
>>76960623
Can't KO what you can't hit.
>>76960722
This guy is right. Her body is rocking, but there is nothing special about her face at all.
>>76960731
>>76960738
Not saying that at all, but she's not even remotely a "princess." She's a tatted up half-mongoloid borderline dyke.
literally anything can happen in the octagon
>>76960783
including this *heems you*
>>76960705
>>76960796
such rage
>>76960796
yeah, why is this allowed. that's clearly a man.
Aspen looks like she couldn't give less of a shit. I can't tell if this is bad or good
lol michael johnson is going to destroy justin
>>76960718
In the clinch, on the ground and may be on par with Valentina in terms of striking but Val doesnt have Amanda's power
>>76960743
friendly reminder we are all 6'5 300 lb brick shithouses with 7ft wingspans
>>76960810
she couldn't beat mini calvillo now she's fighting at 135 pounds? wew ladd i thought this was the start of the 125 pound women's division
>>76960810
>Aspen looks like she couldn't give less of a shit.
well, she IS fighting jessica eye
>>76960816
>may be on par with Valentina in terms of striking
LOL, certainly not technically
>>76960834
she's a bigg girl
>>76960836
she's gonna finish her desu
>>76960812
hes fired up for sure, he fucking killed poirier with one shot
>>76960887
Poirier is a can
>>76960861
the ass(pen) was thicc
>>76960816
For sure those advantages got Nunes the finish last time my guy.
>>76960855
Amanda head hunts mostly but she's still pretty good technically.
>>76960899
based on what
>>76960899
He beat the featherweight GOAT u casual
more like Jessica "Eye don't see how you are still in the UFC" amirite???
>>76960909
Almost finished Val in the 2nd, buddy
>>76960899
>>76960956
Who then beat the shit out of Nunes in the third
>>76960956
>almost finished
is this like winning until you were losing? weird that nunes was the one to gas after almost finishing someone
>>76960836
well she did lose to cynthia as well
>>76960956
Almost and a bucket of shit will get you a bucket of shit.
Curious, where does /heem/ think her striking ranks in the division?
>>76960935
When did he beat gooby?
>>76960978
cynthia is one of the best strawweights in the world tho. losing to her is no less than losing to clawja or goblin
>>76960982
Her hands are unironically the weakest part of her game. Women's boxing is a fraud.
even if big dyke Nunes manages to out muscle Shevchenko, she will still be champ at 125 anyways
>>76960810
maybe she just feels like dog shit from the weight cut she looks heavy in her instagram pics
>>76960989
Cynthia is getting DECISIONED by Calderwood because the gobbo has no takedowns.
>>76960966
>>76960967
>>76960980
Val didnt dominate Amanda like Amanda dominated her. It was even a 10-8 round for her and Amanda was still dangerous even though she was gassed
lot of fights im looking forward to in the next two days. kinda snuck up on me
>>76961011
>he really believes this
>>76960507
Me in the front.
>>76961023
yeah but assuming it goes the exact same way but there are two more rounds who do you think that favors
>>76961041
>yeah but assuming it goes the exact same way
why are you assuming this?
>>76960992
Its weird how she got the feet work and head movement but doesnt do much with her hands except to set up up kicks. Maybe female boxing is a mistake?
>>76961007
shes on a really intense power lifting regimen so she bulked up. maybe she went too far
>>76961047
im just saying, if your argument is nunes almost stopped her the last time and gassing afterwards didnt matter, what does that mean if there are two more rounds
What is the most under-utilized OP move in modern MMA and why is it the teep kick?
>>76961030
She's not taken anyone down yet, guy.
>>76961023
>It was[n't] even a 10-8 round for her
It would have been under the new scoring criteria. She outstruck Nunes 41-11 in the third.
>>76961050
She boxes like Condit and Jones. I'm assuming that it's just a problem with whoever's doing the boxing training at JW.
>>76961041
>exact same way
You can't be serious. No way Amanda hasnt worked on her cardio. No way Valentina hangs back like she did before
what color did Jessica Eye dye her hair? it looks like grey and blue, I wonder if her pusy is the same color
please let Valentina get this unmarketable thing out of the title picture
>>76961077
yet somehow she has multiple rear naked finishes
>>76961078
>only the bulldyke can improve from the last fight
>>76960089
Gaethje
Taylor
Diakase
Cannonier
Theodorou
Johnson
>>76961111
butterflies dont float. was muhammed ali retarded?
>>76961078
>No way Amanda hasnt worked on her cardio.
Conor worked on his cardio between Nate 1 & 2.Still gassed.
Claudia worked on her cardio between Joanna 1 & 2. Still gassed.
>>76961104
Because her opponents initiated takedowns. You think Calderwood's going to shoot a double?
>>76961118
the bullet is going on a big game hunt for a fake ass lioness
>>76961089
>implying Valentina is any more marketable
nigga please. Nunes isn't charismatic at all but she's still huge and somewhat of a finisher, you can definitely build hype and mystique around her. plus she's Brazilian so automatically you've got an entire country behind her, and she's gay so there's your LGBT market. if the UFC's marketing team had an ounce of brainpower between them they can make her a big star.
>>76961140
>she's still huge
But enough about her PED usage.
>>76961135
conor's cardio was dramatically improved in the second fight, i dont know how you could even argue
he gassed, composed himself, and survived two more rounds. even nate fucking gassed and looked worse at the end
>>76961160
>he gassed, composed himself, and survived two more rounds
> i dont know how you could even argue
Maybe I can argue that his cardio wasn't any better because he gassed at roughly the same time, you chucklefuck.
His response to gassing was better in the second fight. He still gassed.
>>76961160
nah he gassed just as quickly, he just damaged Nate enough beforehand with low kicks that Nate couldn't make him pay like he did the first time around. the guy is just not conditioned to fight at a high pace for five rounds, neither is Nunes.
>>76960089
>Johnson
>lima
>diak
>cannon
>tavares
>johnson
these fighters will win
>
>>76961187
>shatters the record for most combined strikes thrown in a fight
>omg can u believe this guy gassed
you might be a retard
>>76960089
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson
>>76960467
>all those people claiming yoel is natty
youtube comments never fail to disappoint
>>76961198
>he gassed at about the same time in nate 2 as he did in nate 1
>his cardio was dramatically better in nate 2
pick one
>>76961198
Joanna vs Letourneau has higher combined strikes
The roider is getting subbed.
>>76961076
>teep
>get power doubled and heemed immediately
>>76960098
>40 year old man
How?
yew'll do nuttin ye lil' twerp
>>76961223
What is that thing?
I want one.
>>76961230
not if I put my foot through your chest cavity, amigo
>>76960089
>Gaethje
>Taylor
>Diakiese
>Roehrick
>Theodorou
>Johnson
>>76960810
She always does that, plus Eye is awful. Ladd is going to win
Anyone else waiting for the official weigh-in staredowns before setting up parlays?
>>76961337
>setting up parlays
Enjoy Vegas taking your cash homie if that's what you're relying on
>>76961223
Overeem will TKO Werdum late in the 2nd
screencap it you cucks
Anyone planning on watching this?
>>76961363
for real, parlays are basically an idiot test for who can work out basic match
>>76961423
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good parlay, they are fun. I throw a handful in at low prices because they get my dick hard, not because they are good value. Straight bets are where the money is made
>>76960089
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Fortuna
>>76961416
I think Patricky is out of that card
>>76961466
bookies love him
>>76961511
I'm sure they do lol. I always do a fifty cent parlay of every pick on the card, they've racked up more than a few dollars on me in my life!
>>76961511
vegas loves to push the stories when someone hits big on one too cuz it gets so many other idiots to throw money away
my favorite are the "i only missed it by THIS much" people
Rockhold was winning till he lost
has Yoel's chin been tested
>>76961565
Yes tim kennedy heemed him then got robbed cause the athletic commission are jihadists
>>76961550
this is true
>>76961565
i mean he's been knocked out before so yeah
>>76961574
he never finished Yoel, Yoel finished him numbnuts.
>>76961574
>>76961575
at worst deserved a no contest considering kennedy's blatant foul that precipitated it
Webms you never get sick of seeing
shevchenko is qt tier
>>76961598
kek, rockhold could unironically be in the GOAT discussion if he didnt get cocky and fuck up in the biggest moments
>>76961589
Yoel was finished thats why he refused to fight u dummy
>>76961605
Sometimes, not often
>>76961611
lol prove it, kennedy cheated and almost finished romero, the round ended and kennedy was more gassed than yoel
proof: the last round
Tim won the fight but lost the Holy Fatwa
>have romero on the verge of KO
>even after 20 seconds extra rest he looks completely shot
>murders you anyway
just FREEDOM things
If you dont salute the tv when tim kennedy fights youre a terrorist
HE SPAMS SCHAUB PICS WITH THE RIGHT HAND AND PLAYS THE VICTIM CARD WITH THE LEFT HAND
maia won the decision
laflare won the fight
>>76961665
that was the shittiest fight ever
IT IS CURRENTLY HAILING WHERE I'M CURRENTLY AT AND IF A HAIL SNUB STRIKES MY HEAD AND KILLS ME I WANT TO TELL EVERY BODY BEFORE I DIE THAT KHABIB IS A FAT PIECE OF CAKE!
>>76961697
I know I watched it but its been erased from my memory
>>76961723
maia couldn't stand in the 4th and 5th
>werdum been working on his striking so he doesnt have a repeat of last time
>he still sucks
>gets reemed
Cap this
top bants
>>76961802
>Mr Attack on Titan
Literally cringed
*GADOOOSH*
>>76961896
>>76961906
>42 seconds
pay attention man, whats wrong with you? are you drunk?
>>76961920
No, I'm just chilling.
imagine romero fucking megan olivi, can anyone here animate that?
>>76961929
>>76961936
>>76961929
schaub spent more time unconscious in the octagon than actually fighting
Did you guys know Brendan Schaub has a bastard child?
So I watched a bunch of fights from both guys in the main event tomorrow and it honestly seems like one of the most even matchups the UFC has had in a while. Justin has thunder and lightning in his hands and he can really punish guys with kicks too. His finishing ability is way above normal for a LW. But MJ is honestly a much more skilled and mature striker. He can game-plan and strike at a very high level (lets not forget he beat Barboza on the feet) and he also has the power to put guys away. Now I'm not entirely convinced MJ's discipline will hold up once Justin makes it into a nasty brawl, especially since he was goaded into fighting dumb by Nate Diaz, but even if it doesnt, Justin has a really nasty habit of getting rocked and dropped in fights that he is winning. Honestly I feel like if Justin can stick to a plan where he makes MJ feel his power early and then uses that to set up his genuinely strong take-downs, he could drag MJ to the ground and pound him out with little trouble thanks to his impressive wrestling pedigree. But he wont do that because he is Justin Gaethje. He will brawl with MJ like he always does and for that reason, I think MJ will spoil his party and KO/TKO him within the first 2 rounds. Now that being said, it is a major possiblilty that Justin BTFO's MJ in the first, but we'll just have to see.
If you want too put money on this fight, I would honestly advise you to put it on MJ by KO/TKO.
>>76962004
I didn't read all that, but I agree based on the staredowns.
>>76962020
TLDR: Justin has a good chance but he is so damn sloppy that Michael will probably catch him on the chin and get the W.
>>76961993
Not even remotely true.
>>76961996
He loves his son and has a large presence in his life.
>>76962040
fuck of schaub
>>76962040
>not even remotely true
wrong
>>76961996
He seems like he would be a terrific dad actually.
>>76962060
I'm not Schaub, he lives in Cali not Florida.
>>76962040
webm related, what a terrible father looks like
>>76961598
this for me
>>76962074
How exactly does this make him a terrible father?
>>76962080
>doing drugs instead of raising your child
>>76962080
>wife at home with infant
>let me go get high with my friends
>for something im not even making money on
>>76962082
That was at night when his son was sleeping.
>>76962074
That just makes him my boy
Im really convinced at this point that Coralsprings is the anti-Schaub poster
>>76962098
No, I'm not. I assure you there are 3 vocal haters that spam all day long.
>>76962080
springsperg obviously never 420 blazed it before
>>76962107
Only a handful of times.
>>76962088
It was at 3 in the afternoon
I Ditched my sons birth to go get high with my friends after i got fired from my job, who am i?
>>76962130
That sounds like total BS. Brendan Schaub.
>>76962100
you would be wrong
>>76962190
That sounds like total BS. Brendan Schaub.
Travis Browne beat me up then took my girl, and now I'm stuck raising my girlfriends son she had with Burt Watson, who am I?
>>76962130
>>76962137
>>76962190
>>76962259
>>76962263
>>76962310
Good job killing the thread with this dogshit you forced into the ground
>>76962347
says the guy who spams shitty head pics all day
>it's amanda nunes- BUT ITS HER HEAD Xdddd
kys retard atleast this stuff is kind of funny
>>76962347
Thank you for realizing it's them that ruin this thread.
Is Amanda Nunes even going to make weight she's a tubby.
>>76962375
This is literally the only head pic I have saved dipshit, don't confuse me with Calendarniggar
>>76962378
there is no them without you
>>76962347
I'm just killing time until the hall of fame ceremony my man
Whats Schaub trying to convey with this face?
>>76962407
I'm a terrible fighter and all my fans are fags
who else /eats their shit whole/ here???
>>76962407
Felix! no seas mamon
>>76962378
Fuck you too springsbro you started this shit by posting Schaub all the time even when he is irrelevant
I would love to smack the shit out of all you retards
>>76962379
T H I C K
>>76962422
mj is underrated tbqh, very dangerous
>>76962310
Sounds like Butthole Spooge, if you ask me.
>>76962449
stop using that picture you fucking weirdo
>>76960089
MJ
JT Money
Britnog
Cannon
Brad
Big Johnson
>>76960089
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Roehrick
Theodorou
Fortuna
i HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND I NEVER WILL BE GAHAHAAH
YOU SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S
>>76962591
lmao i'm being dead serious it wasn't me, really itching for that report though tbqh
>>76962609
I'm only gonna post it from my phone from now on so it doesn't matter
>>76960796
What's her preferred pronoun?
>>76962591
talk about bitter
>>76962449
thiqq
>>76960089
Gaethje
Taylor
Diakiese
Roehrick
Theodorou
Johnson
/hype/
>>76962626
>I'm only gonna post it from my phone
wew, broken so easilly
>>76962647
Why get banned just to make a pick? I've already won with that pic a few times so I wanna keep using it
>>76962688
I can tell by the filename that this is the scat spammer.
>>76962688
I like watching real fights not sports entertainment
Can someone post Whittaker KOing Jacare webm?
>>76962688
>this guy has been posting in the thread the whole time
Absolutely Disgusting
I like Amanda a lot but she's too mean to Valentina.
Diego is a big underdog against JT, don't know either is he worth a bet?
>>76962645
Eternal boy
this that good good
>>76962771
normies will never understand how based that little Japanese fucker was
Just watched embedded 3 on my lunch break and I can't wait to see Shevs ugly head caved in and bloody
She irks me so much, 213 is going to be glorious seeing her btfo and watching an Aussie win the countries first ufc title
>>76960089
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Roehrick
Theodorou
Fortuna
Put money on Lima and Yoel
>>76962877
Which Lima
>>76962889
To beat jt money
>>76960089
gathje
taylor
klose
cannonier
ET
Fortuna
>>76960089
Gaethje
Taylor
Klose
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76962908
>beat jt money
not happening, JT is alpha Diego is a beta
imagine if cody was fighting tj on friday. that fight then 213. that'd be pretty good
>>76962986
Much rather have Cody-TJ headline 213 then Nunes Shevchenko headline the TUF Finale with Johnson-Gaethje on 213 Main Card
>>76962963
I also bet on Yoel and accumulator with Valentina, Marc Diakese, Michael Johnson
what are the odds jon fucks up again before the next fight?
>>76963025
I already bought 4 tickets so it's 0% in my mind
>>76962953
freaking massive
>>76960089
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Jarod
Elias
Fortuna
>>76963025
5:1
I am taking bets at work.
goony bless
>>76963034
He was winstrol'd to the gills probably
>>76960089
>placing a different fighters name directly below other fighter's pictures.
>>76963140
yeah its not a great layout when you have the same number of prelim fights as main card fights but thats pretty rare. i think the font sizes work to disrupt it tho
>>76963025
can we get the "x days since JJ did something stupid" update?
>>76963135
What happened here?
>>76963189
Ref was being an idiot waving his hands around all cinematic like and neglected to hold the fighter down after his 3rd knockdown. So the guy attempted to get back in the fight while concussed as all hell and pissed off the guy who just TKO'd him so he did it again
Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNEf9XjGPFw
>>76963239
>that reverse axe kick
Hug tier adaptability
>>76962449
>>76962591
>>76963333
what did I miss
>>76961249
He's a freak of nature level athlete. Like Brock Lesnar. Yeah, they might've fucked with roids. But so did a lot of other guys that never made it to that athleticism level. Guys like this are just 11s on the athleticism scale.
>>76963365
*that we know of
>>76963359
thiccachu.jpg btfo again
>>76963383
I'm not even banned. They just deleted the posts
>>76963375
>might've
this nigga CRYING
>>76963333
Rip Pikahu pics
Honestly i always found that image unsettling, but like most of the shit on heem i learned to ignore it. Guess he has to change his picks image
*takes your back*
*grip fights*
*you stand up*
*grip fights some more*
*rides you around the cage for an easy UD*
Heh, nice try kid.
>>76963437
Dont bully me
Who are your boys?
I'm making an image of mine
>>76963441
>that one armed legend
God bless that man
I just got a new job and this old guy i work with who used to box and is actually a grandfather in his late 50s is always talking about mma letting me know when a fight is coming up
its pretty funny because sometimes he'll ask me if I watched the fight last weekend when there obviously wasn't a fight, and I ask him which fight and it was like a rerun on fox from 2015 lol
today he came into my office to talk to my boss (we share an office) and we talked mma for like 20 minutes. his favorite fighter is ronda rousey but we talked about her downfall and I told him it was all edmonds fault and that ronda had serious technique issues and he agreed being a boxer and all.
he's alright.
>>76963466
Top boys right now. I got a lot of low key boys but these are my top 4.
lads baszler got t h i c c
>>76963466
is it too late for bobby knuckles to be my boy?
also perry is my eternal boy, and so is mcgoober
>>76963496
I'd heem you and that old fuck faster than you can come up with another shitty story.
>>76960689
>not picking dark skinned michael every time
>>76963515
lol
The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor world tour will begin next Tuesday in Los Angeles at the Staples Center at 4:30 p.m. ET.
This will be one of an expected series of press conferences likely slated for next week. Tickets are expected to be available Friday afternoon for the first press conference.
"next tuesday" is 18th, but they mean the 11th.
hyped.
Gathechee has been my boy for a while now.
mobile fighter, with real ko power at 155. Durable and mean
I hope he does well Johnson is a great test
>>76963531
its because of the reports. some fag is probably spamming reports every time i post thiccachu but everybody just ignores the scat threads
>>76963284
>>76963491
These are mine, I have more as well though but these are my main
>>76963511
I don't see why not, as long as you don't abandon him when he loses.
>>76963506
Good boys
someone post that disgusting calderwoon "bunda"
or lack thereof
>all these fags with a stable of "boys"
>male harems
MY ONE AND ONLY STILL MY BOY (pic related)
>>76963588
i just got one
>>76963466
since Bellator
>>76963602
Sad
>>76963602
wew
>>76963588
There can only be one
>>76963551
Some people were shitting on me a while back for having Jason Knight as a boy.
Im sure heem is still sleeping on tyson pedro. His chin is suspect but hes got two first names and is a shitposter. Also hes got two wins and is already ranked 12.
>LHW division in 2017
Maurice Smith sucks at giving a speech.
>>76963466
Khabib
Mousasi
Maia
KZ
>>76963551
Who is 2nd and 4th ?
>>76963633
>maurice smith
Who
Matt Hughes
>>76963633
he starts out by immediately ranting about how his Pancrase fights shouldn't count on his record lel
>>76963627
Jason Knight would be one of my boys as well but I don't want too many.
>>76963634
nice
>>76963640
Tim Means and Santiago Ponzinibbio dude whose about to beat Gunnar Nelson
This is the ideal front yard. You may not like it, but this is what peak lawn maintenance looks like.
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nevar 4get when the ufc did Saku wrong
>>76963466
Post your boys.
Primary boys:
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur
Secondary boys:
>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
Tertiary boys:
>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
Prospective boys:
>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le
>>76963546
Clothed pokemon asses are now illegal ?
What happened to this bloody place
>>76963705
context?
>>76963627
Honestly I have been seeing promise in Knight since the dan hooker fight. But then again, I think anyone with more than 10 wins who is less than 25 is worth at least a little attention. It's nice to see that more people have their eyes on him since pic related. He will probably get ground out by Lamas though unless he pull off some crafty sub from the bottom
Based Don Frye
Living legend
I have yur back more than that rod does
>>76963743
he sounds on the edge of life and death
>>76963743
wheres the link?
Based Frye going after Miesha
>>76963725
The way he fights + his midfight shit-talk makes me think someone fused Cowboy and Nate's DNA together in a lab
>>76963634
>>76963677
Forgot to add Gunnar to that list
Don Frye dont give a fook
So did Meisha dump that loser manlet Carraway?
>>76963746
that's how he always sounds brother
Guys, I just saw that video of Kevin Randelman asking Fedor if he wants to get a drink after losing to him...makes me tear up desu.
Don looks like he's about to cry this is kinda sad
>>76963781
WHY
>>76963781
i think they were all legit friends back in those days because of respect and honest admiration of talent. wish shit was like that still but there's no money in respect
>>76963781
>i-i would like to drink with y-you
>>76963796
low t
UNCLE DON
DROP THAT KNOWLEDGE
>>76963713
David Teymur is a great striker. I picked Banana because of his meme status but i figured Teymur would win the stand up. Then banana tried to strike with him, gassed, and never could take him down. All of his UFC fights are great. I cant see him beating a grappler like Khabib.
also
>having your two main boys in the same division
They'll probably never fight each other but still
>>76963774
>>76963775
>>76963795
what are we watching
Don Frye is only 51 lol
>>76963781
https://youtu.be/orl_c2YtL8o
>>76963821
UFC Hall of Fame
>>76963821
UFC hall of fame ceremony
>>76963721
It was the fight between Saku and Silveira at Heavyweight (Saku at 183, Silveira at 203). Saku got knocked down and took a few light punches and while going for his patented low single, Big John stops the fight. Saku gets fucking pissed and refuses to leave the cage, so he and his corner protest for twenty minutes. He tries to take the mic from Buffer but Buffer nervously leaves. They ruled it an NC and Saku got his justice when he submitted Silveira with an armbar later.
>>76963725
I had my eye on him after the Dan hooker fight. And yeah, ill be pretty nervous on the fight. He'll still be my boy if he gets Yair Rodriguezed.
So is Meisha really single?
>>76960018
wtf is this true
>>76963796
"For all the fans....I just wanna say, godbless all of you. The whole world needs more peace...and more love."
RIP Kevin. We Hardly Knew Ye.
>>76963847
yep ole brian just wasn't cuttin it no more
>>76963725
>>76963844
I had my eye on him after the Jim Alers fight
>>76963847
well shes not with Cuckaway anymore
>>76963801
>there's no money in respect
Sad but true. I don't blame any of the fighters for trying to cash in while they can but I wish things could be a little different.
>Miesha is supposedly single
>check her ig
>she hanging out with Ngannou today
>>76963862
I didn't know he died. That sucks.
>>76963713
Primary boys:
>Jorge Masvidal
>Tim Means
>Dustin
>Santiago
Secondary boys:
>Cub Swanson
>RDA
>Tony Ferguson
>Hector Lombard
>Marc Diakiese
>Gegard
>Yoel Romero
>Jose Aldo
Tertiary boys:
>Kevin Lee
>Mirsad Bektic
>Marcin Held
>Alex Garcia
My Girl
>Maryna Moroz
>>76960018
haha wew lad..
like justin bieber for badasses
don frye rules
>don frye complaining about roids
>>76960018
thats not how mexican names work. only odd thing is that she goes by her middle name which is pretty normal
lmao at all these dorks that pay for fitepass
Will Cody be the Don Frye of 2040
ROGAN BTFO
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWOYNYWFOI3/?taken-by=mieshatate&hl=en
Is this really a surprise? I wish it was Jones desu
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Dana, Rogan, and Hendricks btfo
Hendricks BTFO
>>76963920
Why would you wear that to a childrens hospital?
>>76960821
delet this
>karen montes
i dont like her anymore
>>76963918
>>76963921
>>76963924
what's up?
>>76963713
What would your walk out song be?
>>76963954
Frye put ppl in their place again
>>76963713
2manyboyz4me
>>76963968
what did he say?
>>76963898
It's like that with a lot of Portuguese names too, that fucking goof is making a big deal out of nothing.
>>76963911
don frye ain't no manlet nocock liberal pussy
>>76963980
>karen montes is actually Portuguese and is only pretending to be mexican for marketing purposes
>>76960982
Below Nunes and Shevchenko and probably GDR too, wouldnt be surprised if Raquel Pennington beat her either
>this translator
Fuck what a pussy
I'm going to go take a shower please don't make a new thread without me
>>76962095
funny part is i dont think he was inhaling which is why eddie was giving him the side-eye off camera
>>76963939
it's hot in LV right now
>>76963911
Frye would have ripped him in half.
>>76964022
lol yeah right that guy looks old as hell
>>76964038
because he is
he'd still literally chastise that manlet
>Yoel Romero: I Would Give an Organ to Michael Bisping
Does Bisping want the succ?
>>76964047
he wants two tickets to paradise
>>76963993
It's Spanish language naming conventions. Montes is probably her mother's maiden name, which goes last, but Grasso is more or less her equivalent of an English last name. Maybe paternal last name is a better word for it. Look up almost any famous Mexican and you'll see the same thing.
Is Yoel overrated? His resume has a old of old men on it, kinda like Weidman. He really should have lost the Kennedy fight if his corner didn't cheat. He also gasses if he has to fight more than 30 seconds a night. Can I get good odds on Whitaker? I think Whitaker is going to heem him the more I think about it.
>>76963986
I train at TAM. We're almost all Trump supporters. Even the ones that arent dont get in a big heap about it
>>76964102
>Is Yoel overrated?
no.
is he next up lads?
Saku-Royce is too insane for me to think about sometimes
>>76964045
please. Cody would take him out with a single punch. You ever been in a fight? Or, I mean, consider how old that guy is. Honestly he would be destroyed. Just think about it one guy is old as bones and the other is fit and a UFC fight, a champ at that.
>>76964102
Whitaker should heem him because he's the more skilled boxer and his fight IQ is higher
Romero's athleticism is the wild card
>>76964102
Whitaker is going to get raped.
>>76964117
>triggered manlet
Nah, little boy. You know what happens when you fight an actual man.
>>76964102
>He really should have lost the Kennedy fight if his corner didn't cheat
Except Kennedy's only moment of success in that fight came from cheating. Yoel was pushing his shit in before the glove grab
>>76964122
>>76964102
Hey newfags, welcome to MMA.
Cubans are known for falsely acting like they are tired. They do this especially in wrestling. They will coast through a match seemingly drained, but when they need to they will explode and win. It's mind games. Yoel's gas tank is probably deeper than most people would expect.
>>76964132
>t-t-this time!!!
>>76964154
name two other Cubans that do this, faggot
>>76964135
>Old overweight 'man.'
You probably work at Menards... I'm saying that UFC fighters, especially in their prime, especially when they are at the top of the food chain, will merk anybody who's not a fighter, and especially an old man. I don't care if it's rip van fucking winkle.
>>76964154
Are you trying to convince yourself or other people?
>>76963713
so this is your fap order
good to know
fag
>>76964154
I don't think Yoel is playing possum on purpose, he just paces himself more deliberately than other fighters.
>>76964154
>>76964135
What is with lanklet retards and their massive insecurity?
Weight classes exist for a reason, nigger.
>>76964124
You dont even live in California
>>76964176
Did you say something?
>>76964172
He's right. It's an old Cuban trick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0KKluegEmw
>>76964132
dude.. Whittaker should be your boy
Sakuraba induction top tier
>>76964196
The only weight class that really matters is over 205.
>>76964196
weight classes dont exist on the street nugga
>>76964124
>fabers not a trump supporter
fucking underage retard
>>76964217
Keep talking retard but I ain't listening
>>76964203
So Lombard getting beat senseless by Magny was just a prank? Cool
>>76964237
>triggered manlet
be gone ant
>>76964110
how are you going to see over the wall
Imagine being Olivi's and Joe B's kid. No shot you'll be over 5'5".
>you now remember that time Faber was featured in all the MetroPCS commercials and then posted a screenshot of him and Dana in a group chat where he was obviously using ATT
>you now remember that kimbo slice is dead
>>76964243
>being this much of an insecure fgt
You are a mental manlet
>>76964259
>you now remember kimbo slice getting in the ice bath
>>76964264
lol you are so upset, buddy.
how tall are you, seriously?
>>76964258
literally made me laugh out loud
first time seeing this
>>76964248
>ynmr he was literally destroyed by a trash barao
top kek
>>76964211
My boy is my brother in Christ Yoel Romero
>>76964273
It just happened 30 seconds ago
>>76964264
>mental manlet
better than being an actual manlet
>>76964272
5'6 3/4
faggot
you??
Call me a retard but I just saw Sakuraba get inducted what happened to Faber and all those other guys. 24/7 is airing a Tank Abbot match what happened to the
>>76964258
benavidez going with that rachel maddow look
>>76964272
5'11"
>>76964258
>>76964283
>Cody casually slides one of Megan's straps past her shoulder
>Joe B: wha...what are you doing
>Cody: yewl dew nuttin
>>76964292
I'm so sorry for your loss.
>>76964284
Nice one
yeah never mind the show is on love events not the 24/7 stream hmmmmmmmmmm
>>76964291
>>76964289
>>76964292
>tfw you dont even know if you're 6'2 or 6'3 and alternate between them when people ask because you dont need to know your height in fractions of an inch or inflate it to look "almost 6 feet tall"
>>76964290
>what happened to the
It was moved to
https://twitter.com/STAPLESCenter/status/883132629184200704
Shieeeet
4 days
>>76964268
Im a tropical brotha
>>76964352
How heavily choreographed will this be? What won't either of them be allowed to say?
>>76964368
New
>>76964352
I feel sorry for Floyd. He's going to get verbally abused by Conor, you can tell that Conor has been preparing in the mirror for months on what he is going to say also I don't think he has the intelligence to battle verbally with Conor.
He shouldn't even show up imho.
>>76964373
Feel sorry for Conor, he's making the smaller paycheck and he's going to catch a beating
>>76964373
Idiot
>>76964371
faggot
>>76964352
/HEEM/ MEETUP
WHO WANTS TO GO
>>76964258
jb is thinking about all the times he's licked olivias taint meanwhile cody thinks shes mirin when really he should be thinking about TJ
>>76964328
awesome, tha
>>76964378
>catch a beating
>in boxing
nigga you can literally just go on one knee and the other guy has to stop hitting you
wonder if they will use 3-knockdown rule
>>76964352
>buying tickets to the press conference
they fucked up not making this a weekend event.
kek what if conor's end game is to actually put the nail in boxing's coffin
>hypes this shit to the end of the earth
>bell rings
>kavanaugh throws in the towel
>"I knew my fighter was in over his head and didnt want to see him hurt"
>literal riots
>public refuses to ever buy a boxing ppv again
>>76964492
there are 100 ways conor could piss off boxing forever. clinch submissions, cheeky dirty boxing mma stuff, hitting mayweather with roundhouse, winning, fucking off with the money.
basically anything other then losing fast will trigger them, and he's coming back. that's the only reason i'm excited for it, for whatever bullshit ego he puts on for this fight, the result (and butthurt of people like kellerman) and his return.
Imagine if you will, in a far away age, prime tyson versus prime vale tudo wanderei