/trans/ Gf to anon when Edition

soccer sucks lol

abysmal OP edition and image

since no transfers

who's /trans/ favorite grime artist

>>76959817
no bully

>>76959824
none because i'm not a nog

>>76959824
warren g

>>76959799

Roque Mesa looks like Naboo from The Mighty Boosh.

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gimme a snog

>>76959846
looks like willem dafoe's character in wild at heart

Lukaku, Pogba, Bailly, Mhkitaryan, Refresh Martial, Rashgoat, Linda aka Rio.2, >De gay, Herrera, Valencia, New Dm, Rooney gone, Mous 2nd season. League title plus champions league quarters at least, Abu tears will be delicious

rocky table signed for swansea? good player 2bh

>>76959872
>Rooney gone
I'll believe it when I see him in an everton shirt

>>76959875
not big enough for the PL

>>76959895
Ok

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>>76959895

>>76959915

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>>76959895
that's not too hard to find

>>76959824
grimes

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>>76959915
Pooney

Why do Everton actually want Pooney back aside from sentimental reasons.

Surely the transfer funds or whatever stupid wage they'll end up paying him will be better spent on literally anyone else.

>>76959957
ManU will pay a part of the wages. A big part I hope for evertons sake retarded transfer desu

>>76959929
>>76959935
Fucking hell, he's either fat as fuck or has a goitre.

>>76959957
memes

>>76959993
>Poor Little White Boi

>>76959957
m8, football is literally "sentimental reasons: the sport". Every club sign a has-been at least once because he used to be good wearing that shirt 10 years ago.

>>76959957
He's still decent for a mid table team like Everton. Plus he's still a name so they can probably sell shirts

best signing so far?

>>76959957
for the shirt sales and their expansion into the asian market

man utd are paying 50% of his wages and he's moving on a free transfer. it's a very low risk signing desu

Everton must think Rooney will give them a marketing boost but they don't realise slant eye chinkys and poo in loos only like him because he plays for poonited, not because he's Rooney.

Also
Lids

LIDS

Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun der Menschen das gleiche

>>76959957
Free Transfer
Versatile
Good Presence in the dressing room
Good Workrate
Marketing

Wouldn't be a bad CAM for Everton if he gets his confidence back

>>76960033
lacazette

>>76960050
They won't miss a penalty now

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>>76960033
Schweinsteiger to Chicago Fire

>>76960033
The Swede United signed. I think that's decent.

>>76960033
Unironically Defoe to mememouth

>>76960033
Defoe

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>>76960070
best gf atleast

>>76960033
Zagadou to Dortmund on a free.

Hoping that crippling loneliness away from me will be a done deal when i wake up

>>76960100
PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE

>>76960062
its arsenal so obviously he'll take play a game or two then break his knee while taking his first penalty and he'll have dozens of come backs and re-injuries after that

>>76960033
In terms of what the team needed, Lacazette is pretty good. In terms of what might turn out the best? Defoe.

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>>76960093
Look forward to seeing more of her in the future mhmm

>>76960033
Skriniar

>>76960064
Is he actually doing well?

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Did someone say Goitre?

>>76960033
Silva probably

They replaced the most crucial part of their team, got the deal done before he played well in the confed and nobody saw it coming

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>>76960121
genuinely curious, what is this image from?

roque mesa looks brazilian af. nigga must be good

>>76960166
Read the filename you blind cunt.

>>76960064
How did they go from the jacksonville jaguars of MLS to this overnight? Even early in this season they were terrible.

Rogue Mesa the kinda nigga to run a cartel

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portu-duo to /arse/ for 90 mill updates?

I heard Neon Demon was good fap bait, why am I bored to the high fucking heavens rig

Keanu literally just showed up as I was typing FINALLY something worth staying erect for.

>Navajo Bakboord
This isn't a real name
This isn't a fucking real name

>>76959929
>Duncan Ferguson got a testimonial match
How did I ever miss this

>>76960143
Pretty well, Chicago was by and far the worst team in the league the last two seasons and now they're a lot better

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>>76960214
Lad you might be gay

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>>76960143
Hasn't been the sole reason for their success (they finished dead last last season), but he's been pretty good so far

>>76960187
P A R I T Y
A
R
I
T
Y

my team needs to make a signing

my team needs to make a signing

>>76960242
She looks like she has FAS mate

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>>76960288
FAS?

>>76959842
GOAT show

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>>76960278
>>76960301
>Sosa and Jew Swede
>expecting Levy to spend

[laughing shekel bag intensifies]

>>76960301
fetal alcohol syndrome

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>Romelu Lukaku was due to have his medical in Los Angeles night ahead of sealing a £75m move to Manchester United, with the striker expected to join up with José Mourinho’s squad when they arrive in the city on Sunday ahead of the club’s five-game pre-season tour of America.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/06/manchester-united-romelu-lukaku-everton-agree-fee

Think next season's title race will be tight af

would go with City if I had to pick a winner

>>76960177
This is a no bully zone, take that shit elsewhere please

>>76960399
no.

>>76960403
are football transfers your passion lad?

>>76960399
Yeah my money is on city as well. Chelsea having second season porblems as usual. Aresenal might do well if they get their shit together.
>we have to play 38 away games this season

>>76960410
unironically who then?

chelsea could very feasibly implode again
spurs will struggle at wembley
city have improved a bit
united are united
arsenal are arsenal
liverpool are liverpool

>>76960399
People unironically thought City last year. Hell, I thought City last year too.

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I absolutely LOVE Manchester City!

>>76960424
Well Arsenal are at least keeping Sanchez for a year more at least. We'll see.

>>76960417
thanks for the arse compliment

If we get a right mid and a new registra, we'll be able to do quite well, but then again, Wenger, the most overrated manager in the league, is at the helm, and will probably put Ramsey on the wing

>>76960431
no you don't you plastic bandwagoner

>>76960429
i thought united last year lol

but city have improved on last year whilst chelsea and spurs have not and pep is decent at converting lots of money spent into trophies

>>76960391
>hello North American customers we care about your business so much that we will rush our brand new star signing for you to watch in person! You won't have to watch Jessie Lingard play striker we promise*.

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SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS KLOPP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76960433
shan't be entertaining the possibility of an arsenal title win

it would be interesting if they did though - would be 3 years in a row a team not competing in the CL has won the league and that could mean changes somehow

>>76960451
But current squad is flawless...

>>76960424
>he forgot about the mighty city of Lestercity
really though pep is kinda shit and their defence is way too weak. their team is lacking a lot tbqhwymd

>>76960399
Leicester

>>76960456
>Moreno at left back
>decline £12 offer from napoli

>>76960462
>>76960458
>chelsea win the league then implode then win the league next season
>leicester win the league then implode then ???????

>>76960399
Arsenal. Unless they actually try to win Europa, in which case they'll pull a United but have the back luck of Guidetti's shot going in; they'll finish 6th and have no CL to show for it if they get far in Europe.

>>76960452
Chelsea didn't have Europa last season, Arsenal do. If they weren't in it, I might book em for it. But they do have Europa, so... I personally hope they win the League Cup and Europa Cup. They won't win the Community Shield.

>>76960475
>sell the rest of their good players and end up as a mid team for some years before fading into obscurity

city are favs for the title this year

>>76960435
I can guarantee I love them more than your parents love you! :D

>>76960440
That's fair. Right now, I'm thinking Chelsea but I'm sure my view will change in a month or so.

>>76960458
If they can get mendy and kompany stays fit (lol) or at least John stones can find decent form it'll help a lot

Let me get this straight, Arsenal have signed a decent striker(who will probably get injured) and that will propel them up the table to champions? Despite having not fixed their midfield? Despite Ozil and Sanchez not signing new contracts? Despite delusional Arsenal fans saying this every year and every year an Arsenal title challenge fails to materialise?

>>76960524
Chelsea need to sort their squad out fast. If they do then yeh sure but otherwise it could be a complete catastrophe with conte leaving and then probably hazard too

>>76960033
Keane to Everton

>>76960548
Wouldn't mind seeing that tbqh, could be a fun bit of preseason drama
>>76960539
Sanchez was always going to leave, Arsenal fans need to accept that. Can't say the same about Ozil though.

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What beer is /trans/ sipping on? Got a sixer of this today, it's sour as fuck but I quite like it

>>76960539
The players are good enough, they just need to play well and be motivated and I think Wenger, convincing everyone it's his final season, can do that and finally put fight into an Arsenal team.
They're not going to bottle it this time, is what I'm saying. Sanchez and Ozil are probably not signing contracts because they don't know who the manager is going to be next (next) season.

Starting to worry about those Swansea lads

>>76960539
Why do Sanchez and Ozil need to sign new contracts when Ozil said 1. He would when Wenger was committed and 2. Where would he go? As for Sanchez? He'll play one more season for Arsenal or sign a £400k a week contract.

>>76960588
Orpheus Atalanta is great too, assuming you're in the southeast/Georgia

>>76960399
I told my mates it would be city even before they started signing.

Poop's ego is fucked from last season, he wants redemption.

Spurs will win the league if they lose Walker (replace with the superior Trippier) and keep everyone else that's decent.

Best manager.
Most settled squad.
Most potential amongst their best players (ie. still improving as talents)

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>>76960626
>tfw pep exposed AGAIN
>tfw he becomes even more unhinged

>>76960644
Lamella and Son is dead need replacement if we gonna do anything

>>76960611
Yup, Southside OTP here. Still have nightmares about the super bowl. I'll have to check it out

>>76960588
have you ever had a Berliner Weisse before? literally sauerkraut, I can do like 1 and then have to switch

>>76960591
screenshotting this post for future reference

>>76960526
Since Jesus joined Kompany has stayed fit for longer and played a lot more than Jesus. Watch Kompany stay fit until his late 30, not even as much a cough.

>>76960649
>poop becomes so unhinged he developes never before conceived tactics and revolutionizes the sport again

>>76960644
1. Trippier is not superior to Walker, but Trippier is a good replacement, fine
2. Playing at Wembley won't help >us

>>76960666
Not even an Arsenal fan, so I hope to see it in the future

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>>76960588

>>76960665
I see what you mean but this has a unique enough tang that it doesn't bother me.

>>76960644
>Best manager
Who hasn't won anything.

>Most settled squad
What? If that was relevant than more squads would be competing every year.

>Most potential amongst their best players
Not really. City and Chelsea have, hands down, the most talented players in the league. Then Arse and United and Spurs in any order.

>>76960670
Jesus got pretty unlucky with that injury so it's kind of an unfair comparison to a chronic calf problem, but perhaps he's the savior city needs

So now that poopester poonited (heheh) is getting Lukaku, who is Chelsea signing?

If >we get a meme striker I'm killing myself.

>>76960727
You're sticking with Batshuayi and you're going to like it

>>76960588
Any beer with 8+% Alc.

>>76960727
Unironically Edinson Cavani

Why do Americans get drunk off beer? Is it because they're all poofters who can't drink?

Anyway, fuck off Rooney, get away from Everton.

>>76960727
He got Mino as an agent never trust rumours of his players until shirt is in hand he might do another u-turn. With that said I think you should go for icardi and rotate with batshit

@76960765

You'd know, poofter.

Why do the english always get sloppy drunk and tear up their own cities before passing out in an alley covered in piss? Do they have an inferiority complex and that's how they cope?

Hopefully rooney goes to Everton, that'd be pretty funny

>>76960742
>implying he's not signing with hammers

please

anyone but Andre Gray

anyone

>>76960813
west ham is linked with every striker ever aviable

>>76960813
Doesn't Chelsea have a huge loan squad? Can't they pick someone from there?

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What did he mean by this?

>>76960765
this is the lowest quality post i've seen in the history of posts, maybe ever.

>>76960840
>Incase I have to move it never hurt to flirt

>>76959869
m8, lynch references will go over the heads of 99% of these dolts

>>76960840
He thought it was tom petty

>>76960840
It would be cool to play for ac milan

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if chelsea were to offer inter £70m for icardi would inter accept?

>>76960917
Literally who?

>>76960885

Yeah, 15 years ago.

>>76960917

My EPL transfer calculator is telling me Icardi won't go for less than ninety centrillion Septims.

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>>76960925
just a year ago would be great

>>76960727
Obama Young.

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>>76960959

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>>76960979

>>76960979
still kek everytime
really impressive airtime

>>76960924
icardi will be the next best striker in the world after suarez and lewa drop off due to age

>>76960917
Would icardi want to even leave?

>>76961018
Inter's not even in the Europa League, so maybe

>>76960979
>>76960988
>the once great footballing city of Meeeeeeelan

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>>76961038
>>76960979
>>76960988

>>76961018
absolutely. we could substantially improve his wages and offer regular champions league football plus all the marketing/promotional benefits that come in playing in most watched league in the world. and if i remember correctly most inter fans hate him because of what he wrote in his autobiography

>>76961052
>the second highest paid goalkeeper in the world
Guy's gonna get torn a new one by the media next season

how can anyone support the big clubs

>>76961083
how can anyone support the small clubs? having to watch a team like sunderland every week would make
me want to kill myself

how can anyone support the small clubs

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>*dribbles around you*
>*hits a pinpoint pass*
>*plays a 1 2*
>*scores*

This kid is THE goat desu

>>76959846
Bobby Peru is going to fuck you like a bunny girl

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>>76961069
So who will Mino move him to next year. I think Mino need a new yacht

>>76961052

>Donnarumma just signed up for half a decade of this

rip

>>76961052
>all of that shit against A FUCKING DOLPHIN
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>76959824
Skepta

>Grew up in Norf London
>Supports Tottenham
>Hangs out with Drake

Totally /myguy/

>>76961094
having to watch united park the bus would kill me

>>76961095
Pretty easy desu, just watch a big club you really hate then start following the lower-rated teams that outplay them

>>76960869
maybe, i've seen quite a few twin peaks s3 images here though

>>76961083
if you fit the stereotype, i don't see why not

>>76960456
>Spending all the money on wingers and CMs (trying to) instead of the glaring holes in LB, ST and CB

C'mon Kloppo

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>>76961114
>british rappers
>being a drake fan
>being a spurs fan
How can one post have such garbage taste?

What is the worst transfer so for

>>76961243
Me to gf. Worse because it didn't happen.

>>76961259
Breakdown in negotiations or just bullshit rumours with no substance ?

I thought Ian Nacho was supposed to be the next Pele? Why are city eager to sell him for 25M?

Starting to think Lukaku to Utd isn't going to happen.

>>76961243
somali to sweden (unless you're svenne hora)

>>76961269
It's mostly the latter. Frustrating to say the least.

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>monaco won't sell Fabinho to PSG
>Perisic still in the pipeline

this team isn't too bad desu. Pretty strong going forward. defense isn't world class but should hold up. They might even be able to compete this year

>>76961243
moyes to dole queue

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>>76961243
Zaza to Valencia for 13M

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>>76961259
Just gotta be confident lad
>>76961287
bit rude desu

>>76961286
Why not? It's been less than a day since the reports and stuff starting gaining momentum, that di marzio guys who's very reliable says chelsea are now chasing belotti and morata instead

>>76960161
oh for sure, I was hoping Swansea would sign Bernardo Silva before I realised how much money other PL teams actually had.

>>76961083
Because they're fortunate enough to be born into it

god he's really clinging on to his gimmick ain't he

>>76961292
Ugh, keep trying lad. There has to be some gf out there for you who ins't interested in being a bench warmer at Chad f.c

>>76961308
svenne hore doesn't mean anything in dutch but somehow it sounds funny

76961315
Absolute fucking delusion.

lel.

>>76961094
>having to watch a team like sunderland every week would make
me want to kill myself

you don't know what truly crap football is

Wouldn't all of this be a lot cheaper if teams promised huge wages for Bosman/free agent players? You could get CR7 and messi on a team for like 80M in salaries. Most big clubs spend more than that per year in just transfer fees.

>>76961386
I do have total respect for small club supporters. It takes courage. It will take away your sanity.

>>76959824
stormzy

>>76961309
It isn't di marzio himself. It's their newsdesk (don't really know ho to translte it); It's just gossip.

>>76961397
There should be a price cap. This madness has to be dealt with.

Americans mad enough to put on proxies just reply to message calling them out for being wee fannies who drink 500ml of 0.8% piss water and get drunk.

>>76961299
I don't think that's how we'll line up but it does look a pretty good team, i'd love fabinho and hope we get him but there's been nothing for ages, doubt we'll get matic after cucking chelsea for lukaku also, perisic would be a good player but similar to morata i don't think we'll get him if inter don't make a compromise on his obscene price tag

I think bailly is a fantasic defender and i've heard great things about lindelof although we'll have to wait and see, if shaw can stop being fat and injured he can be very good and valencia is already one of the best rbs in the league but is getting on a bit

>>76959824
Big Sam

>>76961413
oh right, well i still think it's more than likely, it'll be sorted by sunday if he's coming or not since united are heading to usa for pre season tour

>>76961409
I'm quite fond of his song "Shut Up"

>>76961422
You Northern Irish or Scottish la?

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>>76961397
I wouldn't mind seeing more player swaps in football

Can see Swansea finishing really high this season

no team will respect us lol, we'll have an easy time this season with teams being overly attacking.

>>76961397
sign on bonuses lad

>>76961494
How high do you consider really high lol?

>>76961494
So 12th?

>>76961512
this is a bait question, not answering.

>>76961526
this is a bait reply, not replying properly.

>>76961532
Fuck you then asshole, not replying to you ever again after this, you've gone and done it now.

Buying a new keyboard. Might go for one at a reduced price (sales) LOGITECH Prodigy G213 QWERTZU (even though I'm used to azerty). Any suggestions or just buy a cheapo keyboard as I don't use it that much.

>>76961545
Why did you even reply to him in the first place.

>>76961545
Kek

>>76961548
>azerty

>>76959824
>not Afrobeat
do you even Wilfried Bony m8

imagine treating a tripfag as an equal member of society

better yet, imagine being a tripfag and expecting to be treated as an equal member of society

>>76961480
Northern Irish. Thought it'd be funny to use the word fanny even though it isn't in my regular vocab.

>>76961545
oh well haha

but I do see Swansea doing well, the form we showed towards the end, it wasn't bullshit wigan lets play it's now march form, it was we are the better team form.

easy season this season/

>>76960917
they refused €70m from Napoli last year, i think they would refuse, unless he asks to leave

>>76961567
Half the country is french and it's supposed to be more efficient for dutch as well. Oddly the french azerty is different from the belgian one. As if we weren't a niche market already.

>>76961578
Oh wow, another Northern Irish poster, this is a first

>>76961604
Swansea la here. I say upper mid table for >us this year.

>>76961642
There seems to be a slight lot. Go to a Celtic rangers thread and call someone at taig and watch it ignite.
During the euros I mentioned my village of 100 people in an NI game thread and some one asked if the bar there was still up and running. Now that was a first.

>>76961577
Fuck off Sosa. You literally used to wear a trip and shitpost about Arsenal 24/7 cause you're literally a fucking Jew. You dropped your trip after ever the staunchest ABA got sick of your shit and Chelsea plummeted to 10th and you went and hid and pretend you don't exist. Then do the

>I-I'm n-not S-sosa

posts. Literally end yourself you genetic waste of space.

>>76961750
You said this last year, 190kg.

>le handsomest player la!
>gonna get 30 goals a season, la!

It was pathetic then and it's pathetic now. Swansea will be scraping the barrel to keep out of relegation. Then again, any team that performs worse than Swanshit needs to get fucking relegated.

Cardiff promotion when?

>>76959799
>replacing costa with llorente

would be suarez - lambert tier incompetence

>>76961796
I'm not 190kg brah. I am another Swansea la. I said last year >we'd struggle. >We wont this year. Not just because the team looks a lot better and we still may sign more. But because the teams around Swansea are shit. Like Newcastle or Palace for example.

>>76961813
>Barbados
You're not St Lucia anon getting a random flag, are you? How is it over there anyway? Thought you lads were turning to a Republic and kicking OUR LIZZ out.

>>76961763
haha that's pretty funny and strange, i just assumed it was scottish and english people on the wind up, what village you from?

Why is arsenal the only team on /sp/ of any sport with an unironic permanent general? Pretty pathetic

>>76961849
They're the biggest drama fags and probably half the UK people on this board are from London

>>76961849
Why are you the only person to fucking care? If you weren't a newfag you'd know why.

>>76961876
He's either a newfag or baiting, dunno why you replied desu. Dunno why I am.

>French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal after the Gunners completed a club record deal for Alexandre Lacazette. (Daily Telegraph)

That's a great deal if they get £25M for him. Though I would prefer to see a Giroud + Lacazette meme team.

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>>76961796
>every fucking Canadian poster in /trans/ or the now-dead /epl/ must be a tripfag that fucked off a long time ago

There's more than thirteen people in Canada. God forbid someone new gets into football in a football-obscure country as Canada, right? And if I was Sosa why would I be a Jewish Chelsea fan? That's just asking for trouble. Not to mention that tripfags don't get embarrassed. Swansea hired Bob fucking Bradley and 190kg stuck around. They thrive off attention; and if you would take five fucking seconds to look around and see that, and see that /sp/ has changed in the past few years, you would see that too.

Isn't it 2AM on your fucking rock anyway? Go to bed son, you don't make logical posts when you're up this late.

>>76961837
Knockloughrim.
Like 100 per protestant surrounded by catholics because it's mid ulster.

>>76961849
It's the *only* club that's not named after the shithole that it's from. Actually American tier naming. Like tornados or raptors. Quite pathetic...

>>76961849
My theory is that supporting arsenal is like watching a never-ending anime

>>76961919

>yfw they pay £25m for giroud when the entire OM club was bought for £40m a year ago

>Love Island still not on ITV Hub

please dont tell me i'm the online one

>>76961796
Yup it was Sosa, look at the reply. Or it's that other Spurs fan lol.

>>76961954
a shitty never ending anime

>>76961976
Liked love Island last year a lot better. Haven kept up this year.

>>76961939
That's near Maghera right? I'm up in Coleraine, i'd say it's about 60 Prod 40 Catholic, shithole like.

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who are we signing pa?

>>76961986
t. only just got into football 2 years ago when you turned 12

>>76961997
Right in between Maghera and Magherafelt , lid. Everywhere in Norn Iron is a shit hole like, but it's our wee country. In the golden generation of the GAWA as well tbf.

>>76961885
You're out of your containment thread

>>76962029
>>76961997
>>76961939
>>76961837
>>76961763
Samefag talking to himself.

>>76961954
Expound on that if you would

>>76962032
>HUR DUR WHY DOES IT EXIST????
>you're a retard, fuck off newfag
>LOL UR OUT OF YOUR CONTAINMENT FRED

Then why did you ask? Fuck off shitposting septic. LURK. MOAR.

>>76962049
No, you fucking retard.

>>76962058
not him but think about it

>Hero does thing
>Hero wins things
>Hero goes on adventure
>Fights people and loses
>Fights people and gets closer and loses
>all the time he's 'improving'
>Keeps fighting people and keeps losing
>Occasionally wins things

So, basically, imagine Pokemon. How Ash only wins certain meme things. Where they get more out of the journey than the end result. Stretch it out as long as you can. Like DBZ.

>>76962067
How's the champions league treating you?

>>76962152
It's July la

>>76961573
https://youtu.be/CvtxRv38Ep4

Some epl footballer apparently

>>76961832
I agree with this post.

Alot of teams looked like utter wank by the end of the season, Man Utd included 2bh, not that I suggest they're going to be relegated.

Huddersfield are going to be relegated not because >muh championship team, but literally because they were a bad championship team.

Watford are shit, QPR but stronger.

Crystal Palace have a wank manager

Burnley are going to struggle to score.

Southampton have ran out of tricks and quality youth players.

>>76962490
I am inclined to agree with this hyper intelligent fellow, you know what they say, the sweatiest people are the most cleverest

Martial Lukaku Mhkitaryan

Pogba Fabinho Herrera

Shaw Lindelof Bailly Valencia

De Gea

Subs: Rashford, Perisic, Lingard, Rojo, Carrick, Darmian, Romero


Champions League winners 2018

No team can stop it

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https://mlsmultiplex.com/2017/07/06/mls-keisuke-honda-linked-move-los-angeles-fc/

I would really like this to happen desu

>>76963810
Done deal lad

>>76960399
>doubting mourinho's 2nd year

>Antonio Conte's Chelsea future is in doubt after the Blues' summer transfer failings. (Daily Mirror)

Liverpool and Spurs target Demarai Gray wants assurances from Leicester about his first-team prospects. Leicester are prepared to spend £25m on Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho. (Daily Mirror)

>Real Madrid have told Kylian Mbappe to 'expect us' as they tell him he will be signed after Alvaro Morata and James Rodriguez leave the club. (Daily Mail)

Chelsea have not ruled out an Eden Hazard and James Rodriguez swap deal. (Daily Star)

https://www.joe.co.uk/amp/sport/mauricio-pochettinos-training-ground-bulge-has-got-people-all-flustered-132611

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>T-This can't be happening...I'm in charge on this transfer!

>Manager Antonio Conte's future at Chelsea is in doubt because the Italian is furious at the club's summer transfer failings. (Daily Mirror)

However, Chelsea are expected to step up their interest in Romelu Lukaku, 24, despite Manchester United agreeing a £75m fee with Everton for the striker. (Guardian)

>The Blues could face a striker crisis after Diego Costa, 28, started to say his goodbyes to his Chelsea team-mates, having been told he is not part of Conte's plans for next season. (Daily Telegraph)

The Premier League champions have turned their attention to Swansea striker Fernando Llorente, 32, after missing out on a loan move for the Spaniard in January. (Evening Standard)

>Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has been left in limbo in the wake of United's deal for Lukaku, having been convinced he was set to leave Spain for Old Trafford. (Independent)

Belgium international Lukaku has agreed a long-term contract worth £250,000 a week with Jose Mourinho's side. (Daily Star)

>French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal after the Gunners completed a club record deal for Alexandre Lacazette. (Daily Telegraph)

Winger Demarai Gray, 21, wants assurances from Leicester about his first-team prospects amid growing interest in the England Under-21 international from Liverpool and Tottenham. (Daily Mirror)

>Barcelona have had a £22m bid for former Spurs midfielder Paulinho, 28, rejected by his current club Guangzhou Evergrande. (Sky Sports)

Stoke have been in talks to sign Manchester City midfielder Fabien Delph, 27, on a loan deal. (Stoke Sentinel)

>premier League
>white

>>76965491
Go to bed fat.

Steadman signed for da blades lads

>>76965532
Literally who and literally who

>>76965539
>ABSUs

Lmao kid

Sad

>>76965558
>>ABSUs

Literally who?

>fat nigger dodgems, apehoop, and snoreball
>white

>>76965567
Sutton United

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Ladies and Gentlemen. Your Premier League Top Scorer and Footballer's Player of the Year

>>76965578
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIGHTTTTTTT NOOOOWWW I GETT YAAAHHHHH

>>76965604
What kind of joint goal celebration will Lukaku and Pogba do? Keep in mind Pogba has retired the dab

>>76965612
billy dance, obviously.

>>76965605
Bizarre post

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>hours before returning to training, Rooney spotted having a McDonalds
seriously, get him out

>>76965624
Oh shit didn't realise that was obvious sorry mate

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10939398/why-javier-hernandez-could-be-a-success-for-west-ham-united

Will this happen?

>>76965629
You would say that sweetie

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>>76965636
>doesn't have a scrapbook of Pogba celebrations and haircuts
need educate yourself, lad.

>>76965638
should do, he'd be great signing for them, Big Andy and Little Pea combo, crossing in all day

>>76965657
He's too contemporary mate, i can't keep up.

>>76965660
be like fucking pinball with their first touches

>>76965668
Has to be first time volleys and headers everytime

Really hope conte quits chelsea lads

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>>76965675
Sometimes both at the same time too.

>>76965738
Moyes to Chelsea

>>76965746
Best tekkers of all time

>>76965746
did he ever score a goal that wasnt just him falling into the ball?

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>>76965756
*farts on Mexico*

>>76965761
yeah

>>76965776
*sucks fart out of British asshole*

Janssen is the next Van Nistelrooy la

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>>76965800
s-stop it m-mexico!!

>>76965630
why is that little kid driving?

>>76965668
>carrol fucks up receiving a pass only for it to bounce off Chicharito's dick every time and into net

>>76965822
Sigh... Time to get suffocated again

>>76960399
I'm typically pretty ABL, but I actually think Liverpool have a shot depending on transfers. Chelsea could do well, and so could City.
Spurs are going to struggle this year
Top 4 in order of mention; hot take.

Please spurs buy Demari Gray

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>>76965875
Spurs aren't signing anyone this window mate

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>>76959824
either D Double or Trim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbyrsIBSaJA

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DO SOMETHING

>>76965924
They are tapping up players la

>>76965924
Brenny would have signed at least 5 shite players by now

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>>76965924

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>>76965959
good times

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>>76965966
>that chelsea line up

>>76965966
>>76965959
Did Gerrard actually slip after telling his team mates that "this does not fucking slip now"?

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>>76965979
Yes it's true la'!!

>>76965979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-SdzOlef4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxWJeZaV8-E

>>76965966
Imagine he became a manager and he slipped trying to pass the ball to a player near him after it went out for a throw in

>>76966004
I never noticed him missing the ball before slipping.

>>76966004
Pretty sure there's a bae/Ba caught me slipping joke here

>>76966016
This does not fookin slip now ba!

>>76966001
Reminder that Man City still won the league that season. An actual snubcester fan would rather Liverpool had won it over them.

>>76966031
No they wouldn't faggot

>>76966016
its been done, dont have it saved though

Rise and shine

>>76959824
Depends on what you mean by artist
MC - D Double E
Producer - Wiley
DJ - Elijah&Skilliam

>>76959824
Sound lad

>>76966004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
TUMBLING DOWN

>>76966031
>still in denial over Liverpool being the most hated club in the country

Can't wait for Man United line up. Fabinho or Matic would unironically win them the league desu.

>>76960033
rooney

>>76966064
oh wait nvm, its the obese Fabio Coentrão joining rivals, great meme

>>76966060

UNITED EYE WEIGL

United are considering a swoop for Borussia Dortmund star Julian Weigl, according to reports in the Daily Star.

The Germany international, 21, is currently contracted to the Bundesliga club until the summer of 2021.

New rumour desu

>>76966075
I'm pretty sure he's one of their most important players though

>>76966075
Isn't he injured for the start of the season?

Not that it means anything

>>76966093
>>76966098

Yeah and it's just came out of nowhere, there were rumours last summer too, Dortmund cave in to transfers though if even a half decent price is floated their way, still would prefer fabinho

>>76960064
This.
>>76960143
He's one of the most impactful MLS transfers of all time.
>>76960187
Schweiny and the Polish striker are class

rank em (in pounds this time for the autists (including rumoured/confirmed add-ons))

Lukaku for £90m
Belotti for £88m
Morata for £70m
B. Silva for £62m
Lacazette for £53m
Salah for £44m