soccer players are wea-

>>76959612
> europoors consider this jacked

>>76959612
t. ahmed abdul al-arabia

>>76959622
t. fatty mcburgerson

>yuropoors

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>>76959622

Would you rather see this, Cletus?

>>76959646
Not an argument

>>76959622
http://elitedaily.com/sports/soccer-players-most-fit-athletes/1151286/

>>76959622

t. Roidy McSteroid

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http://www.strengthsensei.com/the-fastest-way-to-improve-the-quality-of-play-in-football/

>>76959677
Wrong. Wrestlers are by far the most physically fit. It's not even a question.

>>76959622
*consumes diet coke(tm)*

>>76959692
>imperial units

Absolutely retarded

>>76959622
>tf
>tp

>>76959658
>>76959772
Either way soccer players arnt jacked. You're confusing being in shape to being jacked. That lanklet probably can't bench 225. Which is fucking pathetic if you're a professional athlete.

>>76959744
oh yeah because wrestlers can run 15,000 m without breaking a sweat, that's well known

>>76959677
>>76959744
fitness in a sport is relative to whatever activity they're doing, its hard to say who's "the fittest" because there are so many dimensions of fitness.

is a powerlifter who can squat 700 pounds less fit than someone who can run 100 miles? is someone who can swim for hours across a frozen body of water less fit than a high level basketball player?

>>76959622
They have to run a lot.

>1.25 miles in a match
wew

>>76959808
> soccer players don't sweat.

Are you fucking retarded? Wrestlers can easily run 15000 m. We did all the time when I wrestled. The cardio that goes into training is remarkable. You're so uninformed it's embarrassing. Stop replying pepe le pew. Jogging isn't an athletic feat anyway. It's fucking jogging. No one is impressed by that.

>>76959822
Technically yes. Youd be surprised by how out of shape power lifters are. For practical purposes the ideal balance between strength and stamina would be found in a fighter.

>>76959802
How thick are you?
What kind of purpose will being a big ball of muscle have in football?

Are you this jealous of healthy looking people that you have to shitpost about them on the internet?

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>>76959612
Soccer players aren't ga-

>>76959854
no one cares about you gay faggot ass cock grappling "sport"
>>>/asp/

In all fairness to povertyball, they have to run a fuckton more than any of our sports. The average player runs 7 miles in a 2 hour time frame.

Nobody outside of receivers and cornerbacks run more than a mile in football, it's about 2 miles in basketball, and a half mile at most in baseball. You can't be jacked and run those distances in that amount of time at a competitive pace

>>76959887
>he has pictures of men sucking dick on his pic
Wew.

>>76959911
>3.5mph is a competitive pace
relly maid me think

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>>76959886
No I'm not upset because I'm at /fit/ fag. Perfectly okay with how I look. Soccer fans think if you have a 6 pack you're "strong". The disconnect you guys have between being strong and jogging around is hilarious. You have no perception of strength and are so Ill informed of what an athlete who posses strength and stamina is you automatically deflect to saying pic related is fat.

>>76959808
Why do dive grass fags do this whole 'le sprinting for 90 minutes' meme when they are literally walking or standing for 80 of those minutes

>>76959951
You didn't answer my question.

>>76959951
You want to see strong dudes just look at African teams. This is a sport played by billions. How dumb do you have to be to think there aren't going to be some strong ass motherfuckers playing football?

>>76959948
>all they do is jog at a constant 3.5 mph in a straight line the whole time

>>76959898
Combat sports are the highest metric to determine fitness. It's literally a competition of survival of the fittest. Combat sport athletes run miles upon miles as one tiny portion of their training. Soccer players literally act like running is the ultimate feat of fitness. It's hilarious.

>>76959987
No, they're walking for the vast majority. Like 80%
You act like we don't have fucking televisions

>>76959951
this guy juices, kind of hard to compare

>>76959991
>running isn't the ultimate feat of fitness
>for a specie known for its endurance above anything else
running is literally the mankind true sport anon.

>>76959951
You simply don't need a physique like this to play 'soccer'. AP is probably the maximum size you can be while retaining agility/explosiveness, and injury prevention is mainly the ability to take hits and you won't be taking hits like that in 'soccer' but you need to be able to twist at pace regularly and extra weight does not help with that

>>76959969
Average distancr per game covered

>Baseball
0.0375 miles
>Americlap handegg
1.25 miles
>Apehoop
2.55 miles
>Tennis
3 miles

>Football ("sawker" for the less fortunate in life)
7 miles

Gee i dont know

>>76959974
There is a correlation between speed and muscle. Upper body strength would also help with running. Why do you think Olympic sprinters look the way they do? You don't know shit about anatomy
>>76959979
I have yet to see 1 huehue.

desu thats the ideal body no homo

>>76959991
no they dont

they're conditioned in a way that's conducive to the sport, just like all athletes. being a roided nigger isnt going to help you outside of ameridumb sports that are low skill and high physicality

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>>76960027

>>76960027
But the average Olympic sprinter looks exactly like the guy in the OP, except with more body fat %

>>76959612
-ring no shirts

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>>76960027
Goatnaldo making a fighter look like a bum

also "soccer" players have godlike abs, thanks to the enormous amount of upper body twisting movements they have to do on the pitch, and keeping balance with their arms at all time when changing directions

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>>76960011
I agree but op was trying to say soccer players arnt weak cause that guy has vainy arms and abs. Cristiano isn't even strong either. He's just got very low body fat. His shoulders are small and his chest is small. Legs are just very cut. He lifts glamor muscles to look good. Anyone who knows what optimal physique for strength is knows ronaldo is weak. Not saying ronaldo is put of shape just the delusion between soccer players having some muscle puts them in the "strong" category is ridiculous. Plenty of athletes on this planet with a remarkable amount of muscle mass who run iron man races. Cameron hanes pic related runs in the 100 miles in 24 hour race on a regular basis. There is a perfect balance.

>>76960152
fag probably has 20lbs on his fingers

compound gayboy

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>>76960027

>>76960152
Can somebody tell this guy that football players aren't weight lifters?

>>76960090
That's so wrong. You're not even trying
>>76960087
> calf muscles mean you're jacked
Next
>>76960132
Ronaldo is a weak little scrub. He's not jacked either. He works glamor muscles. Anyone who lifts weights can tell you this.

>>76960179
t. SS+GOMAD enthusiast

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>>76960179
Prove me wrong, and don't go looking for the most jacked runner because two can play that game.

>>76960174
Ops post says this guy is strong. You're missing the point retard. You just jumped in here sperging out trying to damage control your favorite sport.

>>76959612
wtf am i gay now?

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>>76960179
Let me guess, this is jacked for you

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>>76959692
old pic

>>76960199
> this guy looks like ops pic.

Now I know youre retarded. Look up Olympic sprinters yourself. I'll let you choose. They're stacked.

>>76960203
You don't have to lift 5 plates to be considered strong. Shaolin fighters don't exactly look big either, but they can easily beat the living shit out of you.

>>76960230
If that guy played a sport where he doesn't need to run 7 miles on average he would look more gigantic. If he played handegg he would look as big as handegg players.

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>>76960230
Here you go bro, 1st pic on Google images.

An average-built looking black guy on the front, a scrawny asian and another average looking man next to him.

>>76959898
Hilarious how this idiot got blown out by the previous post so he resorts to childish insults. Fuck I love being American

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>>76960274
Gee they look so jacked! Unbelievable!

>>76960281
Because you call your pitiful attempt at ad hominem an argument? You only blown yourself my dude

>>76960274
>>76960294
lmao

>>76960010
Distance running is literally the only physical advantage we were given for hunting

>>76960152
ronaldo is borderline the peak of what is attainable natty and would be a lot bigger if he wasn't so cut

>>76960329
unless you're the guy I was answering to, yeah it's my point: long distance running is the exclusive ability that evolution gave us, we excel at it, and that's why you can't call yourself "fit" if you are not a long distance runner

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

>>76959622
>>76959802
>>76959951
>/fit/
Fuck off closet homo

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Wouldn't strongman champions be the strongest?

> the most physically fit
biathlon is the most demanding sport, scientifically proven, best out of test

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>ywn have those juicy quads

fucking miring brah

>>76960485
He looks to be about 5'5 lol

>>76959622

They have to ration their food over there. This is "jacked" when you are forced to give 75% of your food to the government or they arrest you for tax evasion.

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>>76960505
Why are you guys so gays for big men? Tall guys look clumsy in soccer. I think skill is more interesting than athleticism in sports. When I want to see bad motherfucker I watch fighting sports.

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>>76960535
t.

>>76960560
Yeah thanks for the picture, we get to eat as much food as we want over here

>>76960536
Lol you're stupid. Short guys will never look like men

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>>76960569

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>>76960569
I can see that.

>>76960574
There are plenty of tall guys in soccer if you want to masturbate to them.
CR7 is 1.85m
Crouch is 2.01m
Ibrahimovic is 1.95m
Balotelli is 1.89m
and many more

>>76960574
neither will canadians

why do americans how so much trouble understanding that different sports require different physiques?

>>76960687
They think their sports are the most perfect ones and whoever succeed in them proves they have the body to play any sport. They think if their soccer team were consisted of Lebrons they would win everything.

>>76960817
>>76960687
>>76960590
>>76960579

why are foreigners to easily trolled

if English isn't your first language, I don't think you're capable of understanding sarcasm

>>76959658
these dudes are unironically FREAKS of nature

there are guys >300lbs at the NFL combine who could beat every single person in this thread in a 40 yard dash

>>76960853
>I was merely pretending to be retarded

>>76959878
how is that any different from saying a soccer player is out of shape because he cant even deadlift 3 plates

they are training for totally different things. not every powerlifter lacks conditioning, but they'd be stupid to spend an inordinate amount of time working on it when it has fuck all to do with their sport

>>76960853
But sarcasm would imply that you guys don't eat much, which is wrong.

>>76960853
I can understand sarcasm just fine.

>>76960132

Good WiFi in the favelas huh?

McGregor would murder Ronaldo.

>>76959802

>Needing to lift more than his body wieght to be jacked

That would slow him down you blithering idiot. You don't need excess muscle in football, you need agility and skill, something most handegg players don't have.

>>76960179
>He works glamor muscles.
has a insane vertical and runs like a beast due to strong legs, lumbar and abs
are you fucking retard?

>>76960876
That's cool, a 40 yard dash....

And after that he collapses fat first and causes the earthquake that sets off Yosemite...

>>76960294
wtf the mad guy was right how can a human being be so huge

>>76959612
is this shopped? what the fuck is wrong with his abs?

>meet this cool dude on tinder
>he opens with some chicken nugget shit
>I play along b/c he's hot
>set up a date
>meet
>he orders the chicken nuggets
>I don't order just take a couple of his
>play with my hair
>laugh at his jokes
>he finishes his portion and orders more
>punch him teasingly in the arm
>he's still eating
>stare at his lips
>he just orders more chicken nuggets
>grab his chilli sauce covered thigh
>he keeps eating
>leave
>mfw I wanted to fuck but he's so fucking autistic he thought I go on tinder for eating contests

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Superior American Athlete, coming through.

>>76964127
>Implying a man will chose sex over food

Delusional

>>76964178
literal baboons

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>that's considered peak performance in sissyball

lmao, here's what a real athlete looks like, keep in mind he's 6'5 too, not a manlet like the soccer faggot

>>76964263
There are guys with the same height as him in soccer.
Example: Ibrahimovic
The difference is he runs 1 mile on average. Soccer players have to run 7 miles on average
if they played on you sport they would just as big
Do you get it? The athletes on soccer have to potential to be just as big they can't because of how much they have to run.

Also big dudes:
>>76960320
>>76960199
>>76960173
This dude has 2.01m(6'7in)>>76960536
he could get big if he didn't have to run so much.

>>76964337
BUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://www.queerty.com/four-brazilian-soccer-players-fired-locker-room-gay-sex-video-goes-viral-20170706

>QUEER

>>76964367
Wow I guess that means every single soccer player is gay.

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>>76964337
didn't read you huenigger lmao

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World class athletes can't be obe-
Males can't get pregn-
Pregnancy has to end your seaso-

>>76964391
Americans are so gay. You guys like to admire big guys. You don't care about skills just big dudes. Fucking cucks.

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>>76964391
How them steroids working out bruh

>>76964388
of course not, just the majority on "your" team


>the video circulated to all members of the team

kek

>>76964411
says the brazilian as he jacks off his teammates after a soccer game

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>>76960536
>Tall guys look clumsy in soccer

You forgot the 6'4 playmaker.

>>76964411
You got real mad real quick

>>76964539
I'm not mad. I'm just stating facts. How do you want people to look big when they have to run so much?

>>76964620
fact

https://www.queerty.com/four-brazilian-soccer-players-fired-locker-room-gay-sex-video-goes-viral-20170706

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>>76964650
BRAZIL YES

>>76964650
>not having a cheeky wank with your teammates every now and them
faghot

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Why are Europoors so fixated on "running" as a measure of fitness and athleticism?

Running is the easiest shit to do. Most popular activity in the world, and even here, in "Amerifat Land."

>B-B-But the run 5-7 miles in 90 minutes!!!!

So did a 101 one year marathon runner.

>He completed the 10 kilometre run at the Hong Kong marathon in 1 hour 32 minutes and 28 seconds,[3]

And he didn't get a halftime or cocksucking break like soccer players do.

There is nothing really physically nor athletically impressive about soccer players.

Most of them are skinny manlets who more resemble anorexia suffers than athletes.

>>76965170
>Reddit spacing
Didnt read lol

>>76965170

This.

Like you said, even people a century old can run as much as a soccer player. A person that old ain't benching 300lb or dead-lifting 500lb.

Weight training is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>more demanding than running.

>>76965170
Let's pretend all the garbage you wrote is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uni_Rt5bGSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPO-OhIz4UY

Football requires an insane amount of skill. First off you have to run with the ball on your feet. Second controlling something with your feet is harder than you hands (duh). Third billions of people play this shit all kinds of body are going to be in it. They might not look "jacked" but if you use your brain you'll have to reach the conclusion that some guys would be BIG as fuck if they were playing sports like handegg. Unless you think only your snowflake nation had the genetic potential to create athletes. 300 million people vs billions.

>>76965206
Why is this Americlap comparing football to weight lifting?

>>76965206
It's not the distance it's the constant stop start sprinting.

Imagine measuring out 10 metres and sprinting to each end every 10 or so seconds for 45 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes. That's the kind of workload midfielders and fullbacks have to put in.

>>76965210
>Football requires an insane amount of skill.

We aren't talking about skill. Skill=/=athleticism.

I didn't even necessarily call out soccer players for not being jacked.

I'm just illuminating the Euro/Foreigner fixation on running. I get the fixation on it, though. It's what your favorite has the most of, so you prop it up vis a vis American sports.

But running isn't the only athletic activity. Nor is it the hardest. A "handegg" player who is 260lb of ripped muscle is just as "fit" as some twink who can jog around for an hour. I would say the former is more fit, since weight lifting wears you out a hell of lot quicker than running.

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>>76965229
>Why is this Americlap comparing football to weight lifting?

Our sports require more weight lifting to get good at then stamina work.

And weight lifting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demanding than stamina work.

Thus American athletes are superior.

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>>76965270
You literally can't call something a sport if people that look like pic related can compete in it at the highest level lmao.

>>76965300
>picking heavy things up and down is more demanding than running until your legs beg you to stop
lmao

Am I wasting my time lifting weights and eating a ton when I could just do a testosterone cycle and get 2-3 years worth of lifting in a matter of months? Is there something wrong with thinking this way?

>>76965300
Also I like how you said "our sports" and then only mention handegg.

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>>76965313

Dude's speed to weight ratio is inhuman.

>I define athleticism by physique.

In that case, I'm just as appalled that 5'3" manlets can become the GOAT in a sport. If that's the case, then you really can't call that "sport" a sport.

>>76965313
That guy can run 40 yards in under 5 seconds and bench press 225 pounds 36 times all while weighing 340+

>>76965330

There is a reason you don't see events like "weightlifting marathons" where they lift continuously for 4-5-6 hours.

Yet any grandma can run a marathon.

Weightlifting is simply much, much more demanding on the body than ANY kind of running activity.

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>>76965373
>he's actually defending the fatty
Top fucking kek, ive seen enough of this thread

>>76965373
If you like to masturbate to size:
One of the greats the Brazilian Ronaldo is 1.83m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-P8owvfsOs
one of the current great is 1.85 >>76960132

You can also masturbate to:
>>76960320
>>76960199
>>76960173

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>>76965170
possible to be both you know

locks in rugby are absolute giants, make up most of the pushing force in scrums and are key players for all restarts so they have to constantly be moving

how many soccer plays could prime shaq kill?

30?

>>76960139
> to the enormous amount of upper body twisting movements they have to do on the pitch, and keeping balance with their arms at all time when changing directions

Confirmed for not understanding LEVERAGE. It takes almost no muscle to do what you have described

>>76965449

Again, my main point is that running doesn't define "fitness" "athleticism" or even the cardio demands of a sport.

I would say boxing training is probably the most brutal from a cardio standpoint of the major sports, and you had 46 year old obese boxers like Foreman wining world titles.

And boxing has pretty much zero running and sprinting.

>>76965461

Basketballers are actually respectable athletes. Why not shill them in these threads rather than lard-arse adverteggers.

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>>76965449

>Be a 5,6 white manlet who dream to beacome a pro rugby player (and maybe a semi pro-futbol player) like me

>>76960687
Read the thread title.

>>76965506
become*

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>>76965499
>Why not shill them in these threads rather than lard-arse adverteggers.

>The only players on the field are lineman

>>76965506
backs are often short m8, stronger balance and agility is an advantage

just have to learn to take tackles from 6'5 blokes without being killed

>>76965513
Pretty sure a professional kung fu fighter, who usually look very lean, could easily wipe the floor with most of the bodybuilders.

"Being strong" has different meanings.

>>76965585
weight lifters*

>>76960019
>ad egg
>1.25 miles

lmfao does that count cheerleaders jumping around?

>>76965571

> learn to take tackles from 6'5 blokes without being killed

Well... i think all those brazilian jiu-jitsu, kempo and capoeira classes will finally be useful now.

>>76965595
Probably includes their walks to the water boy every 3 minutes too.

>>76965517
In the fringe sport that is MMA which requires a lot of athleticism. It's even "fringer" in here our athletes compete with your athletes even when they are training in shitty gyms while your athletes wrestle in high school and have modern gyms. Here all people that has the capacity goes to soccer.

>>76965610
*we do well against Americans in MMA even though we train in shittier gyms. Anderson Silva for example. One of the scariest guys right now is a cuban called Yoel Romero and he almost killed the "all-american" Weidman.

Americans are delusional about their athleticism.

ITT desperate Amerifats using ad hominems and false comparisons.
Our football is the sport to have the best looking body (that women craze about), which happens to be the most fit and have the best all-around performance (can sprint and run long distances, can jump, is agile and can also lift if needed)

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>this is literally the GOAT of american athletes

>>76965777
That's not a photo of Lebron James though.

>>76959612
weak.

>>76965781
>Not michael phelps
White guilt cvck detected

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>>76960535
this frightens the american

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ITT insecure Eurobros actually justifying themselves to an Amerifriend over a sports-related discussion
I thought we were better than this desu

>>76965313
that guy pulls a 3 ton cadillac for exercise

>>76960535
>Ironically 75% of food produced in America is exchanged for food stamps to people who shouldn't even be there

Sad.

>>76966410
You're mom is named after a car?

>american sports all about dumb strength

>european sports all about brains and technique

hmm seems to fit with the avarage IQ of a burger

>>76959692
>st

just kill yourself anglo shits

>>76959887
Helping your teammates relieve stress isn't gay, it makes you perform better as a team.

Where's the video though.

>>76966744
Found the video. It's actually not gay at all, just some bantz.

>>76959692
>Ronaldo's favourite food: cock

>>76960479
>that shirt
wow his dick most be so small

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>>76960574
what did u say pussy lol

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>>76959612
..........The weakest fucking person at my local gym looks like this dude. Is this quite literally what Europeans think a strong and fit person looks like? The man looks like the average running back on any high school football team

>>76959802
>That lanklet probably can't bench 225. Which is fucking pathetic if you're a professional athlete.

This. How extremely fucking weak are they that Lewa is considered strong over there?

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>OP just wanted to imply that soccer players aren't wearing shirts and nobody got it

>>76959612
surely this is photoshopped? i mean the arms are too big

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>>76965619
The same chimp that broke his leg merely kicking someone else's shin? That's your shithole's idea of a good MMA figher?

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>>76959612
The person who has photoshopped OP's picture should have really done a good work.

>>76964419
>the video circulated to all members of the team

Wait, trolling and shitposts aside, why the fuck would they share this video?

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>this guy comes up to you in a club and slaps you're ass

what do you do?

>>76975191
Favela monkeys without brains. In other words, the ordinary coffee nigger

>>76975201
I'd shoot up the club? Why even ask this question

>>76965330
>lifting weights until your entire body tells you to stop is less impressive than jogging until just your legs tell you to stop

Stop being poor near me

>>76975208
>coffee nigger
It's not 1910 anymore. You're talking about colombians.

>>76975217
my sides

>>76975151
That's the opinion of a lot of MMA experts. He is always put as one of the greatest. He has the record of most consecutive title defenses (10 times). He was old there. After breaking his shin and being old he still has done relatively decent against other guys while that other guy is being destroyed by other people right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fe0exxH2A

>>76975779
have you ever ran in your life? fatigue gets you long before your legs

>>76975151
And he broke his shin because the kick was defended with the knee area. That happens you dumb racist.

Another high level fighter getting injured:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXcHmzfh8Vc
more examples https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSmr6LuzyYs

>>76959622
Top kek ameriblubber

>>76964417
Nice tits.

>>76975151
t. has never had his kicks checked before

It hurts even with shin pads mate

>>76960535
>euros will still fall for this bait

>>76959692
>stone
Can Brits just die

>>76966061
No! A child might choke on the toy!

>Land of the Free

>>76959622
fpbp

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>only 6'1
KEK manlets cant be athletes gtfo

>>76960597
Fat as he is, you can tell he's got some decent muscle in there. Impressive traps and some pretty monstrous quads.

>>76975151
You're retarded if you think Silva wasn't great just because he broke his leg. Embarrassed to share a country with you, desu.

>>76959951
Lads, is this acheivable natty?

>>76960019
afl players routinely cover 10 miles each match

>>76960179
Ronaldo is the best in the world at what he does. I think it is pretty safe to say that he has a functional form.

>inb4 messi fags

>>76965170
The way that guy's head is slightly off center when pulling that much weight really triggers my autism.