/hoc/

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

>>76959284
baka

>rags

>>76959252
>make a new thread five posts early
>it gets deleted

No other general does this.

Moose meat = 4chan
All other meat = reddit

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Is he Cell key material?

>>76959351
>rags

>>76959381
Rye = 4chan
All other grains = reddit

Finland = 4chan
All other countries = reddit

>>76959368
>rags

Dumoulin and Sheary filed for arbitration. Apparently Sheary is asking for 4mil per....after one decent year.

>>76959443
Swedish meme inventions:0

>>76959368
>They do it for free

>>76959381
Moose meat= Canadian 4chan
Burget meat = American 4chan
All other mean (except bacon) = raddit

Mincemeat=ylilauta

>>76959409
Absolutely.

1. Wheats
2. Oats
3. Barley
4. Rapeseed
5. Flax
6. Mustard
7. Lentils
8. Peas
9. Chickpeas
10. Rye

POWER GAP

9011. Rice
9012. Banana
9012. Corn

Prefer beef over any other meat desu :/

>>76959634
Rye should be number 1

>>76959634
No tobacco = SHIT LIST

>>76959634
>rapeseed

lol

>>76959634
>wheat that high
>mustard that low

>>76959652
Maybe if you want Ergotism, wew.

>>76959634
>wheat
whats up, rich girl from california

>>76959657
Canola for you fags who've never seen a farm in your life.

>>76959656
Enjoy mouth cancer bitchboy.

Vancouver will miss the playoffs

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How much will Draisaitl sign for?

$8M+, I hope?

>>76959847

Do bridge contracts not exist anymore?

>>76959847
6 million

>>76959860
They're afraid of offer sheets. 4 shitty 1st overalls is worse than McGayKid, and probably Draisaitl too, if you're a really good team.

I remember arguing with Coilers faggots throughout the year where they said McGayKid would sign on cheap contracts until he hits UFA. All my keks.

>>76959832
Damn you! You summoned kippers

>>76959884
95% its kippers samefagging
i assume all canadian posters are her at this point

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Wtf i hate gatorade now

>>76959900
>he doesn't know how to check IPs

Every new IP are attached to posts.

>>76959900
mentally ill/5 if true

so, does anyone actually believe the McDavid contract was a deal the Oilers HAD to make right now?
>2 seasons
>1 mediocre with injuries
>1 good regular but struggled in playoffs, becoming a #2 center/winger
>still under contract and would be an RFA when his contract was up
>guaranteed the biggest cap hit by 2 million anyway
how on Earth did the Coilers management think they needed that deal right now, especially knowing whatever you give McMeme is going to make Draisaitl ask for more (since he was your true #1 center and conn smythe)

Coilers are about to get cap fucked by two players BEFORE even sniffing a Stanley, lol. At least Shitcongo and LA got their cups before they went full retard.

>>76959879

Would McDavid have turned down 2 years 20mil?

>>76959847
6 gorillion or nothing.

kings will acquire Tatar mark my WORDS
cap THIS... NOW

>>76959900
>her

>>76959939
Of course. He looks like one of those faggots who'd kill their teams to make an extra buck.

I'm surprised he didn't do 5 years maximum value, since the cap will rise when the new CBA hits. Then he can milk the team for even more.

He's no Crosby or Malkin or even Stammer. I'm expecting Tavares to have a nice contract too.

>>76959990
Shut the fuck up

Eberle and Taveres will be the highest scoring duo this year.

>>76960007
Hello mr bond

>>76959990
>since the cap will rise when the new CBA hits

With the way contracts are going, we're probably going to miss another whole season. Especially if the NHLPA keeps Fehr.

>>76959990
my favorite part was how in the article it claims "he really cares about his teammates and fielding a good team" right after taking a historical cap hit after 2 seasons, 1 playoff appearance and 0 cups.

Oh yeah, the guy REALLY cares about his team, lel.

>>76960047
You wouldn't take 12m per year if someone offers you that?

>>76960105
Oh yeah, the Oilers are >Rags tier retarded for making a contract they didn't need.
No doubt about that, but McMeme is pretty selfish.

He could have comfortably taken 10 million and be fine in life. 2 million adds up to a pretty decent player, or resigning a talented one on most seasons.

>>76960145
yea that 2.5m could be that depth thats crucial to a cup run

Someone with the initials J.J is going to be signed by Edmonton soon.

WHO????

>>76960105
14 mil sounds better

>>76960232
Joker Jesse

>>76960232

Jussi Jokinen

>>76960285
Jussi pussi puuta nussi

>>76959368
/f1/ does if the janny is autistic

>>76959765
>He doesn't know how big of a cash crop tobacco is
Canadian education

>>76959368
I wonder why that is.

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>>76960298
getting elementary school flashbacks here

>>76960379
jussi ja tuuli yhteen soppii, huomenna mennään pussauskoppiin

>>76960145
if he took the 10 mill instead you would be posting about him being a cuck instead of being selfish.
if chiarelli offered him $12.5mill, why wouldnt he take it?
why would he counter with a lower number? its not like hes joining the penguins and practically guaranteed a cup.

>>76960357
When every boy in Saskatchewan rushes home for lunch to watch their favorite program, farmgate on ctv news, you know what they call the best part where they show the daily prices for crops? The W.O.B. report. The iconic imagery of wheats, oats, and barley can't be compared to American drug crops that cost the economy money through medical bills.

>>76959990

So funny how jelly you are

>being this mad

Ahahahahaha.

>the Canucks will never win a cup

Shit team
Shit city
Shit asians

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Who can stop us this year?

>>76960711
its posts like that that show >she doesnt know shit about hokkei. yet some faggots here will still whiteknight >her.

>>76960734
You won't even have ice to play on this year.

>>76960734
about 15k empty seats

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>>76960007
>>76960711
He's right though

McChickenshit isn't going to take a fucking dime less than what Schlomo Shekelagent will squeeze out.
You think McChickenshit actually feels some kind of loyalty to your shitty team or fanbase or city?
He has absolutely no affiliation to any of it except for a few ping pong balls said this is the dogshit franchise who now own his rights.
It's embarassing that you think differently. And why?
>w-we made the playoffs for the first time in a decade last year! He'll take literally millions less so some plug GM can sign some Kyle Brodziak tier meat and taters player to help us win!
Absolutely embarassing desu

Why is Jagr not signed yet?
He's old but good desu

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darnell nurse needs to put coilers fans back into their cages lol

>>76960879
Goddamn, you are so fucking lame and stale. What's even the point of tripping when all you got are duds?

>>76960825
no he's not

>>76960825
Right on the old part

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>still no Vanek news

Grabner is austrias only hope now

>>76960895
tease us with that sweet butt.

>>76960809
what is it like knowing a hokkei player personally?
do you call mcjesus or does he call you?

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>>76960942
he was a great player for us wtf

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>>76960977
and same with every talent you get Benning shat him away

>>76960998
benning didn't do anything

grabner left like almost a decade ago

benning is being good now tho

>>76960825

Howe Gang doesn't want Jagr to touch any of his records

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>tfw the Wild will unironically retire Mikko Koivus number and they'll have a giant jersey banner hung up with a "C" on it

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why is there no official team shitposting on /hoc/?

>>76961055
>who is kippers

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>>76961055
le tabernak :-D

>>76961040
what's the problem?

>>76961040
they are obviously going to retire gaboriks number first. take credit for some of his rangers/kings success. it will be the closet thing ever to a stanley cup banner hanging up there.

>>76961106
wild is not gonna retire gaborik's number

>>76961019
This

>>76961106
... no.

>>76960825
honestly, the crapalanche should just sign all of the old free agents.

Jagr, Markov and Cambell. It would actually improve their team. But they wont because no player wants to go there and Kroenke is a cheap bastard squeezing the organization for profits.

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https://twitter.com/_EPettersson/status/883036666465722368

did we dun goof?

>>76961290
just hope he's another Karlsson.

>>76961448
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2355063&page=3

>>76961290
>actually having faith in lindenning

>>76961448
that poster is also, unironically, glen wesley

>>76961448
if he played junior hokkei he could probably knock you the fuck out

>>76961518
Yeah probably!

>Mcgaykid should take a discount w-we bought him a new arena
>the jew owner paid nothing and even though the economy is dogpiss right now we are still footing the bill
>w-we made the playoffs for the first time in a decade this year

>m-muh team loyalty
>best player ever traded to california for cash
>ryan smythe
>shit all over prospects by not trying to make the team better until a generational talent drags you out of being the laughing stock of the NHL
>he still should have taken a discount

Fucking Alberta

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>>76961534
>flim flams

>>76961561
monahan isn't even better than lucic.

>>76961106
Why the fuck would they do that? Gaborick is a spineless slav who faked an injury so the mild couldnt even get a return. He then went to the team he assraped with 5 goals in one game.

The mild would retire Backstrom's jersey before marion's but that seems unlikely since he hasnt signed a 1 day contract to retire a mild. But he hasn't hung up the skates for good so he still could.

>>76961448
>>76961465

OMG I just called and yelled "BULJU" again and again until he hangup

I dis it /b/ros! can someone top that?

>>76961588
Hahaha! Gat eeem!

>>76960758
There's ice, but not enough.


>>76960805
3,000 usually, but that's because the fucks who built Barclays made it for apehoop

>>76961588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0JcZhjeoG8

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>>76961448
Just called and read off "Thornton Kessel, Seguin, Hamilton" over and over again like Arya does in GoT. He evenually hung up.

LMAO this is so fun.

>>76961448
If only calling a US number wasn't that expensive..

>>76961643
rekt compilation #2

>>76961660
>not using IPrelay
>not calling your friends and making the person say very lewd things
Pretty sure they really cracked down on that

>>76961534
things that different ownership and management groups did isnt really going to affect him tho tbqh

>>76961448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19EiTAYPgA1

>>76961771
Im talking about how soiler fans shouldnt talk about loyalty at all you illiterate rig pig.

>>76961858
i want that minute of my life back faggot

>>76961878
suck my dick bud. go oilers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VdxjEXUic

Is it true, Canada?

>>76961873
they arent tho.

>>76961905
cmon bud. delete this post or at the very least edit the link out of it. we're all trying to be civil here

>>76961925
I'm sorry Amerifriend

>>76961905
1. no, you can get better coffee, donuts, and sandwiches from a gas station
2. in the middle and the north yes, not so much on the coasts
3. no i saw a cop in tactical assault gear at the skytrain, and the ones in the cruisers are always wearing blue jackets
4. yes, nothing like a good plate of bacon and eggs covered in maple syrup
5. no
6. no
7. yes
8. yes
9. no some british lady passed out on the sidewalk when it was like 40 C here
10. yes

>>76961905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPX3lEIS4bo

>>76961905
lots of cities have a municipal police force so the rcmp doesnt operate in those jurisdictions. rcmp officers usually wear police blue and bulletproof vests.
'sorry' in canada isnt really an acceptance of responsibility like it is in other places.
'eh' is not like 'huh' or 'right' or 'pardon'.

>>76961905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M

>A FUCKIN RIP

Myself as an nhl player

My name would be: Brent Bower

My Position would be: Defenseman

My style would be: Hitter/Enforcer

My team would be: The Florida Panthers

My goal song would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP0HmIV-X0c

My fight song would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X3hssSFD98

Height: 6'5
Weight: 234 lbs
Hometown: Whale Nut, Alberta

laughing SO HARD at the minnesota wild

>>76962283
Name: Max Fightmaster
Position: 4th line winger
Style: Have over a 2:1 ratio of penalties taken to penalties drawn. Score 15 points in the 45 games im not scratched for. And have dirty fuckin dangles in the shootout, im talking 75% success rate
Team: Whatever has the shortest drive to their AHL affliate
Goal/Fight song: Who the fuck cares, ill let my 200 pound girlfriend with 2 bastard children worry about that
Height 5'11"
Weight 210
Hometown Coon Rapids, MN

>>76962448
lel

>>76962448
>>76962502
samefag desu

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>>76962514
Quite rude

>>76962283

The fans could call you NuMetal or School Shooter. Actually I think Columbine would be more accurate for your musical choice.

>>76962283
>Enforcer
have a fun career in the A

>>76962577
>>76962604
samefag

>>76959657
When I was a little kid I read that ingredient on the back of a peanut butter container and was too concerned it was an elaborate joke to ever ask anyone what it really was.

>>76962619

nah

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>>76962659

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>>76962680
>mfw its a real place and didn't change that motto until 2015
wew

i will read aloud the first 3 responses to this post

>>76962756
McDavid is GOAT

>>76962756
canada is better than america at everything, especially hockey

>>76962756
I love Gary Bettman and Peter Chiarelli is the greatest general manager to ever grace the face of the earth.

>>76962730
Its a remote Canadian community. Probably without natives and blacks they didn't even know such a crime existed until they finally got internet in 2015.

>>76962283
>Chaz Bjugstad
>right handed centerman
>prime Corey Perry garbage goals but also Tarasenko sniping. Always be late on the forecheck, offense is 85, defense is 15
>whichever team takes me #19 overall, the steal of the draft
>goal song: Triple HHH theme song https://youtu.be/FYmm5YQSv2I
>fight song: "Why can't we be friends"
>6' 189lbs
>East Grand Forks, MN

>>76962812
lol

>>76952931
I hope you bombed the interview, faggot.

>>76962812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwM48Fr2B3M

Laughing SO HARD at faggot ass /hoc/ rn

>>76962812
>always late on the forecheck

Literally kys yourself

>>76962680
>The intersection of Highways 3 and 35 has traffic volumes of 11,200 vehicles per day and is the location of the largest 7-Eleven in Canada (by floor space) and the 16-foot roadside statue of "The World's Largest Honey Bee" (the Giant Bee in Falher, Alberta, is actually bigger at 22 feet 8 inches).

>>76962982
the town literally does not have a traffic light. the intersection of highways 3 and 35 is a 4 way stop.

>>76962982
>the largest 7-Eleven in Canada
literally why
do you really need more varieties of $4 bags of chips and $7 2 Litres of juice than the standard size store has when you're drunk at 3 AM

go kings go

>>76962968
Stay "two way" you fucking plug

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>>76963022
I bet driving there is fun. My buddy did some work training in Oklahoma for 2 months. He said the roads were shit, no turn lanes or shoulders. Its basically dirt roads that were paved at some point. He also said people found it strange he would walk a few blocks to get some beer rather than just drive there.
Fucking sunbelt.

Ever noticed how the shittiest places begin with Ca-?
>California
>Calorado
>Canada
>Cambodia
>Cameroon

ryan spooner knows about /hoc/ literally asked him irl

>>76963110
who?

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>>76963105
CAme in your mum today lmao

Top 5 goalies
1. Holtby
2. Bobrovsky
3. Lundpads
4. Price
5. Dubnyk

Debate me

>>76962982
>and the 16-foot roadside statue of "The World's Largest Honey Bee"

Not even the largest bee in the country.

pathetic.

>>76963153
why arent his eyes the same size?

>>76963168
Dubnyk is a system babby.
>be shit for years
>suddenly get good under a Yeo Defense
>meme your way to a big deal and then get Yeo fired
>regress under poodreau

t. Vincent in Vadnais heights

>>76963168
>dubnyk

Anon....are you this retarded?

>>76963208
Finnish Heritage Disease, small town inbreeding, and growing up in the iron range where toxins are everywhere.
Quite the trifecta not to mention having to play in the DC area.

>>76963216
To be fair, he was decent in Arizona before being traded to the wild.

>>76963024

I just checked it out on google maps, it's not impressive.

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>>76963266
Nice dubs

The pacific was also dogshit that year. Also I looking at the standings I was reminded
>The winnipeg jets franchise has never won a single playoff game

>>76963250
>small town inbreeding
So why do all the people in big cities look like shitskins or mongs?

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>>76963436
Have you ever been to a city? There is a large range of people. From painfully beautiful women to people you wish whoever hit them in the face with a hammer swung a little harder.

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>10% of teams have won 52% of championships
Nice "league" you got there.

>>76963646
.. it's mainly shitskins and mongs.

>>76963735

Go shill your championship redistribution bullshit somewhere else, bernout

>>76961588
>>76961643

What happened? Did you guys get peter chiarellis number?

>>76959847
5m german == cucked as fuck

>>76963735
>NBA teams have almost the same shit

Redpill me on rookie contracts
I thought the players were under lock for 4 years than RFAs for 2 after that
But you faggots are already talking about a 2 and 3rd year player

>>76964254
5'5" at BEST

>>76963735
>dynastys are a bad thing

>>76964254
Thicc 5'8" 195lbs

>>76964287
Dynasties are fucking meme. Much rather see randomness. "Member back 40 years ago when the game was completely different and that one team kept winning? That was so cool"

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>>76964254

5'7 648 pounds

>>76964254
>>76964286
>>76964308
>>76964325
taller than u

>>76964308
>>76964287

All I fucking want is a team to win the Stanley Cup in a legitimate and fair manner. If a team is the best and they win fair and square I'm happy.

>my team basically is eliminated because the refs rule that a player is allowed to hold down a goalies pad and not allow him to make a save

Activated my conspiracy radar.

Then In the finals all the bull shit calls in favor of the penguins.

This year needs an asterisk.

>>76959634
WHEATS
H
E
A
T
S

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>>76964356
who names themselves "Kippers" though

Gone a fucking week and now this general is overrun by wheatposting

>>76964764
sounds like you missed the meatposting

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Stopped chewing my nails lads.
Have clipped them three (3) times now

Ran the numbers today, and I can retire at 50 and have $60K post-tax/year until I'm at least 100. Will you work a day longer than you need to?

>>76964909
Are you 4 feet tall/a child? Very short nails.

>>76964974
>trying to figure out your finances before your 30, or have offspring
I shitposted on /tv/ and took a nap and had a bowl of ice cream and it was a more beneficial use of time than yours was

>>76965005
I'm over 30 and won't have kids.

>>76964987
They've been deformed from a decade of MASSIVE chewing.
When you zoom in you can see the pink turn to a darker pink. The darker pink is the growth it has seen in the 3 months. Before my nails were just at the light pink. So my pinky was nearly half the size

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>>76965019
Have a good retirement in your very purposeful life

>>76965039
I've chewed my nails my entire life and mine are at least twice as tall as yours. You must be a manlet.

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>>76965019

>>76965063
5'11" masterrace

>>76965055
The purpose of life is to enjoy it as much as you can. I wouldn't enjoy having kids or working longer than I need to.

>>76965077
Then you've got tiny, malformed hands. Sorry.

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>>76965101
I'm sure you'll be enjoying the cool 60 year old bachelor life anon. Everyone is envious of those guys

>>76963216
He had a couple of good years in Edmonton before forming bad habits trying to play hero.

>>76964764
Better than last summer

>>76960825
Jagr needs a new team. How many has he played for now, 13?

What's the record anyway?

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>>76965101
There is no purpose to life. All meaning is imaginary. Therefore, do want you want with it, because it isn't real.

>>76965456
The only thing that's real is physics. Which can be described by math. Enjoy!

>>76964909
why is my nail bed 3 times longer than yours

my pinky nail bed is like 4 times as long

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This is an image of the different waves that are superimposed to make the final wave.

Also, any news on Vanek?

Goodnight, that is all the math for this thread.

>>76965688
sauce?

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/our/ twig

>>76965770
We just need to make sure he's on the Virtanen diet this summer.

Put 30lbs on this kid and he'd have gone 1st overall.

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>>76965786
He's absurdly light at 161 pounds. He must have been casually pushed over at least 4 times during the prospect game

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>>76965813
Elias for /dead/ general

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>>76965878
skilled but by christ is he small. looks like a RNH-tier manlet out there

finland

>>76966739
Thank you for writing in swedish

>>76966816
homo petteri :D

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>tfw laffs win stan lee

>>76967284
NOOOOOOOOOO

Teemu pulkkinen 40 goals this season.
Cap this post

>>76967791

Pulkkinen a shit

>>76967791
easily

in the ahl though

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Ssuckk dickkks canaduh

Last 2 integer are the amount of combined finnish goals next season. If 2 in a row, one lf them wins fart boss. If Three in a row they all Puljus goals

Bout to go to work lads

what do I do until season start?

>>76968723
>not getting back at 7am after working 7 days straight

time to buy a backpage babe and make her wear my keith tkachuk jersey while I bust in her

>>76968793
>not going away for 10 days of work on monday

>>76966188
he's 6'2
nugget hopkins is a manlet

>>76961905
Watchmojo is Canadian isn't it?

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How many hattricks will he net next season? I'm calling 14.

>>76969804
3 on his own net

>>76969804
As many first place Calder votes as he got: 3. And each reliant on an empty netter.

Can't wait for his shooting percentage to tumble back down to Earth.

>>76962283
>Pekka Möttönen
>Right wing
>3th liner
>Vancouver/Arizona/Ottawa/some other literallywho-team
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWoByIcXt4

Height: 5'9
Weight: 189 lbs
Hometown: Kouvola, Finland

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>>76969878
>>76969891
why the vexation

wtf i love golden knights now

>>76964473
Seething

>>76964473
>all the bullshit calls in favour of the Penguins

1 Bad call, that wasnt even a bad call by the rulebook.

The Penelties all went Nashvilles way.

You're just mad Pittsburgh won.

>>76959381
Moosemeat is inronically reddit tier. Tasteless and hard to get through

Fish is 4chan.

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Does his autism make him incapable of taking a non-awkward photo?

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>>76970320

>denim rolled up over the knee
>enjoying a lollipop

>>76970320
>100millionaire
>buys niggertier candy

>>76970278
your boyfriend would appreciate it if you stopped typing and went back to jerking him off

>>76970405
I think everyone would appreciate if you just stopped typing and killed yourself.

>>76970434
I choose the slow death by reading posts of nova scotian cuckboys defending the penguins on hoc like they're paid for it

>>76970473
Lol like always, you're wrong. Buddy I'm from Calgary. Please just never post here again.

>>76970595
my bad then the nova scotian must be your boyfriend

didn't realize there was another canadian cuck boy here

Sharks

Also chocolate chip cookies are best

>>76969804
Conservative guess 14.

>>76969804
>>76970726
>Finns believe Laine will score 42 goals in half a season after he gets another longterm injury because he has no balance

He'll get 20 goals max, 2 hattricks if hes lucky

>>76970824

Do they play Pittsburgh? Will probably put 4 past Niemi

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>>76970824
>Finns believe Laine will score 42 goals
It's just the hattricks

He'll score 75 goals

>>76970824
>only 42

Lel. We are talking about ATLEAST 62 goals here.

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F

>>76970871
>>76970878
He wont even score 42 lol

Like I said, max 20. Matthews gets 50

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>>76970935
kek

>>76970989

Who took the picture? Määttä?

>>76970989
Wouldnt even surprise me if they move him back to Goaler after Mason tanks.

>>76971016
your mom

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Jesse PULJUJÄRVI scores his seventy-fifth goal of the season against Laine Jets

T. Future boy

>>76971088
the butthurt will be amazing when pulju blows laine the fuck out next season

>>76971182
Rare Pulju

https://gfycat(com)/FrigidTerrificBuzzard

Auston Matthews: 75 goals
McDavid: 62 goals
Pulju: 62 goals
Patrick: 50 goals
Laine: 14 goals

>>76971483
great post

>>76971483

Is Busthews going to play with Marleau

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>>76971483
Replace Matthews with Pulju to and McDavid 5 goals 200 secondary

>>76971483
>McDavid
>over 30 goals

I think you meant Crosby

>>76971483
>Patrick: 50 goals

Gonna be impressive considering hes only gonna play 15 games.

>>76971483
>muh young stars :DDD
facebook tier

>>76971483
nice ECHL stats

>>76971787
>>76971751
Who the fuck are these 2 lmao

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https://www.nhl.com/oilers/news/oilers-sign-jokinen/c-290321758

>The native of Kalijoki, Finland
>Kalijoki

s_m_h

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>>76972186
summer crews hard at work

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Redpill me on Juicy Yolkanen

>>76972341
poor man's olli jokinen

>>76971483
Godthews will be literally unstopable in the coming season

Maroon-McDavid-Strome
Lucic-Draisaitl-Puljujärvi
Jokinen-RNH-Slepyshev
Cagguila-Letestu-Kassian

Who can stop them?

>>76972718
Even a poormans version of Olli would be an elite NHL forward today

>>76972811
>>76972718
olli was never good

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>>76972186

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>>76972835
t. Waffle man

Maatta traded yet?

>>76972341
Decent defensively. Good PK. Fucking useless nowadays offensively. Way too unselfish. Slow. High hokkei Iq.

>>76972997
deposited to the nearest trashcan

Real reason why Jussi Jokinen signed with the oilers is that he can now say the played with both generational talents of his playing career. Crosby before and now bulju

Is Jussi any good? Finland plz respond.

>>76973029
Perfect player for the team. He will babby sit Nugent Hotpiss as he tries to jumpstart his offensive game
>>76973180
>McDavid drafted, miss the playoffs tenth year in a row
>Puljujärvi drafted, one game away from conference finals

>>76972219
>Isles sign aho
>Makes team out of camp
>Gets 20 points on the season

>>76973180
you mean barkov and pulju

>>76973322
yes

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>rags

>The Avalanche hired Ray Bennett as an assistant coach and Jussi Parkkila as a goaltending coach, the team announced Friday.

Are these guys any good?

>>76973483
>finnish goaltending coach

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Derek Roy to Linköping
Topi Jaakola to HV71

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>Lafranchise

>>76973759
This is too much. My meme analyzer can't quantify it.

>>76973759
>Kane Lafranchise
absolute meme name

>>76973759
Our guy

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How many points pulju will get next season?

I think 98 (90+8)

>>76973759
>lafranchise
what the fuck

>>76973969
these digits will decide

>>76973997
More than McDavid

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Does this trigger you Pittscucks?

>>76973997
Meme levels rising

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>>76974183
And here's Brady's trophy.

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>>76973997
>tfw even Oilers' prospect management couldn't faze you

>>76973759
shit fans
shit team
shit lafranchise

>>76974348

Put your trip back on on old ghay

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>>76970320
He's getting quite dreamy, lads. Gonna be one handsome chad when he hits ~23.

>>76975061
Tone down the faggotry man.

haha bulju

>>76975259
Nice

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>three more months until prime /hoc/ shitposting

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>owners so Jewish they charge you to watch summer practices

Does your team do this?

>>76975734
>not going out to ubc to watch the game day skates