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Lukaku to United for £75m (BBC)

Iheanacho to Leicester for £25m (BBC)

Andrea Conti to Milan for €24m (Official)
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Why won't Leicester stop winning the transfer season???
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i like trans
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>Iheanacho to Leicester
So much for MUH CITY ACADEMY.
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>tfw spurs
>not a single transfer
>not even any substantial rumours

my god i'm so bored
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>I rate lacazette over lukaku
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>tfw no Seagull
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXP1KdZX4io
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>Rooney getting a Maccy D's on the way to his Everton medical

Madman
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>Iheanacho to Leicester for £25m
nice
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>>76956812
*walks towards the Europa League*
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>>76956833
>his face
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>>76956833
MLS when?
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>>76956786
>>76956837
it'll have a buyback clause though
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>Paulinho
>£22m
SNUBBED
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
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Mesa signing of the season so far
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>>76956848
Hopefully the buyback is higher than 45 mil
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>>76956833
Can't the man just go to a fucking drive-thru without having selfies taken? Feel bad for footballers some times
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>>76956862
Fuck of 190kg
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>>76956798
We're probably the only, if not, very few teams that don't have to buy players to slot into the first XI. Spurs have to try and find back up players that are happy to be back up
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>>76956854

>thinking you can tempt Chinese club with 22 millions
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>>76956833
imagine working at mcdonalds
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Caught up with a few European transfers. Calhanoglu to AC Milan, Bentancur to Juve and Bruma to RBL seem decent. I also thought Dahoud was rated far higher than the €12m Dortmund got him for.
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Is Llorente really going to Chelsea?
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>>76956796
Ian Nacho wasn't an academy player you spastic, he was signed and went straight into the first team

Also buyback clauses are the new loans
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>>76956891
>willing to pay £22m for Paulinho
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leicester are going to continue their good season/bad season pattern by winning the league again
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>>76956890
Except that Son is going to be injured for a while so we've got a Sissoko shaped slot to fill at the moment
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>>76956898

both Çalhanoğlu and Bruma are one trick ponies. Milan's best deal so far is Kessie imo. he can make a Kante-tier impact.
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>>76956909
don't seem so ridiculous when batshuayi was rumoured to want to leave earlier and llorente played for conte at juve
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>>76956915
>he was signed and went straight into the first team
No he wasn't.

Joined in 13/14 and only made the senior team in 15/16.
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>>76956898
pretty sure Dahoud only had one year left on his contract and that Dortmund didn't have a huge amount of competition
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*walks towards the penalty spot*
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>>76956890
That's one of the silliest things I've ever read. You don't look for shit squad players that are happy to sit on the bench. That sends a squad into rapid decline. You just sign good players for the first XI and let the players' form settle who's on the bench.
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>>76956950
No, they didn't get a permit until he was 18

Kelechi didn't play a single academy game
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Can I fucking post yet?
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>>76956935
>Çalhanoğlu
how do you say his name?
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>>76956961
Are we doing this again?

>>76956968
na fuck off
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>>76956973
Chalankloo
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>>76956966
>Kelechi didn't play a single academy game
Played in UEFA Youth League, you ignorant shit.
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pride of the west country
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Who /thunder/ here?
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Why is Mou so obsessed with selling players who are obviously good and then buying them back for twice the amount a few years later? Must be one of the worst managers for recognising talent desu.
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>>76956950
City signed him but he couldn't move here until he was 18

He only went into the youth team for the rest of the season he arrived because he came to the club in january
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>Slutski: "Do not worry we will buy some players soon"

Ehab Allam hasn't broken his spirit yet then.
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>>76956909
who?
>>76956961
this site would be depressing without people like you
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#WatchUsRise
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>>76956992
>non-league
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>>76956983
The Brodie thunder or actual thunder?
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>>76956973
Cha-ha-no-loo
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>Lelds

I thought the "replace accent colour with gold" meme was only for teams that won the league.
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>>76956774
Why did you post Benteke in a United shirt?
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>>76956989
he is only concerned about the season in front of him so he demands immediately quality and has no time for potential
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so where are Morata and Obamyang going?
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>>76956786

Vardy, Slimani and Ian Nacho

Dare I say it, the greatest strikeforce in the the mid table?
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>>76957019
It's cool isn't it?
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>>76957019
kappa have the worst logo in the game, impossible to make a good kit with it
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>>76957032
Greatest strikeforce in the Europa League entrance spots*
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Why do they call him Ian 'Nacho'?
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>>76957019
>that skintight fit
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>>76956973

go to youtube and watch any goal he scored for our NT to see how narrator spells it mate. best way to find the correct one. it will be hard for you to spell it lel.
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>>76957019
>shirts that tight
why?
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>>76957019
>>76957042
>kappa
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>>76956923
Same wth Chelsea
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>>76957065
i like to think its so they're hard to grab but the designers are probably just gay
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>>76957042
remember when wogs in school used to wear it?
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Kane is a one season wonder. So fucking sick of seeing him
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>>76956796
It's all about Diaz and Dilrosun now la

Also Ian was one of the "buy a talented kid, loan him and then sell" deals like Unal but he overachieved and got in the senior team

His success or failure has little to do with the academy, he was in it for four months
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>>76957062
Hakan it is mate
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>>76957028
Moor-ata is going to Chelsea and Obama-yang is going to China/Liverpool.
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>thinking Roque Mesa will be a top deal for Swans
>cant express my opinion because people will call me Kev on proxy
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>deleting a >schalke thread
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Goals scores before the age 23 :


Henry : 57
Shearer : 65
David vila : 70
Suarez : 77
Rooney 94
Ronaldo : 97
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.
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Romelu Lukaku : 119 and still counting, with fooking Everton.
He also destroyed many other records but the list is too long

How much does this nigga has to bleed and suffer for you ?
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>>76957102
who's kev
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>>76957102
so wide he crossed international boarders
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>>76957042

It's not impossible when they tone it down a bit.

Them and the brand that JD Sports use instead of their own name, Carbrini, are the worst.
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>>76957113

190cm masterrace
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>>76957107
dunno but can't help think he'll be used up by 27
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>>76957091
>*audibly breathes in your direction*
wc 2018 is ours la
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>>76957107
where's messi?
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>>76956977
>tfw lost all my 190 oc
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>>76957120

>gets relegated by a Portugese meme coach
>replaces him with a more meme Russian one

what is wrong with Hull board? Slutsky is a very weird choice desu
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>>76957089
do kappa make joggers? anyway i didn't go to a school with many wogs so no
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>>76957107
>still counting
he's 24
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Under Armor make worse kits than Kappa
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>>76957136
The utter state of that filename.
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>>76956774

That's not Lukaku in the OP...
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>>76957096
>Liverpool
they can't keep their mouth shut about anything, if they were actually in for him we would've heard about it
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>>76957107
Lukaku is literally a system babby. Or are you claiming Lukaku is better than all those players?
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>>76957019
How come all three of them look like they have actual brain damage?
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>>76957170
it's pretty cheeky lad
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>>76957150

Allams are a joke, I don't think they have a long term plan other than being salty as fuck at the local population and authorities.

Marco was a lucky, great choice but it was too little, too late.
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Really wish Le Coq Sportif kits would become fashionable again. Truly patrician
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>>76956977
I hope we are.
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>>76957019

Holy shit, just noticed. Why does the black lad have zero pecs but a ridge around his six pack?
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13 of Harry Kane's 29 goals came from 4 games
what to think about this
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>>76957195
>Le Coq Sportif kits

mah nigga. Diadora and Le Coq are patrician kits.
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>>76957172
>AC Milan cool interest in Liverpool and Arsenal transfer target Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
>2 days ago

(YOU).
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>>76957206
ahahahahaha what the fuck

>lelds graphics department
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MUNIR LEAVING BARCA

>Barcelona forward Munir El Haddadi is wanted by two French clubs, according to Sport.

>Munir is expected to leave the Camp Nou this summer after spending last season on loan at Valencia.

>The 21-year-old recently rejected an offer from Zenit St Petersburg. Barca were keen to sell him to the Russian club, who had offered €15m for the striker.
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Reminder that Everton are swapping Lukaku a 20+ goal a season striker for Rppmey
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>>76957207
6 of Addy-by-ors in that season came against Derby.
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>>76957177
svenbjorensen gets it
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>>76957213
you're obviously embarrassed about the source
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>>76957221
he's already replaced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpp3c0pZ3Dk
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>>76957211
[laughing Jew]
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>>76957232
what to think about this
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>>76956774
>Iheanacho to Leicester for £25m (BBC)

25 for a tap in merchant? Good deal. For City.
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>>76957248
delete this
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>>76957195

>tfw Admiral only supply random small national teams now

IIRC they've left AFC Wimbledon too, but their kits are on a 2-year cycle so oddly they'll have different manufacturers.

I miss Patrick and Uhlsport too.
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>>76956872
Shocking post.
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>>76957237
Fuck loads but they go back further than 2 days you fucking CANT.
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>>76957236
SKEEEEEEEUP
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rodgers out
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>>76957296
Rodgers to some PL club please
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>all these tripfags

literally vomiting. even fucking >moyez posted.
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>>76957176
They play for Leeds, nuff said
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United looking a bit scary tbqh.

Only Mou can fuck this up.
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>Metro puts Mememouth first
>Arsenal 2nd

TOP KEK.
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>>76957341

their defence is shit mate.

>Shaw a crock
>Bailly and Lindelof
>Valencia

bailly and lindelöf may turn into a god tier duo but still risky senpai and shaw is a permacrock. i dont rate Darmian neither.
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>Scotland have already had 2 of their continental qualifiers knocked out of European competition by teams from Luxembourg and Lithuania
The state of Scotland.
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>>76956833

>Mcdonald's face the other way in Bongland

embarasing
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>>76957346
the PL's own inconsistency really annoys me
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>>76956872
Fuck off you faggot.
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So when the fuck are man shitty fixing their defense?
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>>76957393
PL said that Arsenal go first because Bournemouth's AFC doesn't count or some shit. I think they just did it for bantz desu on Metro.
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>>76957418
>shit defence
>literally 2nd lowest conceded

(You)
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>>76957357
>Bailly and Lindelof
Next Verdy and Ferdy, la.

>Shaw a crock
Not a crock, Mou just didn't play him because he's shit. Will be brilliant next season, la.

>Valencia
Unironically best RB in the world. La.

Add in De Gea and it's the best defence in the league after Spurs.
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>>76957444
that's wrong you complete retard
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>>76956833
They will both be sacked by Monday.
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>>76957357
meh, this season their defense was solid
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>>76957444
>conced 5 against qatarlona
>conced 6 against monaco

yeah real good defence there

the 150 million they spent on defenders in the last 2 years is really paying off
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>>76956774

That's Benteke you racist
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>>76957393
>>76957431
they made the afc up, they aren't an actual afc
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>get in from work at 6.30
>eat dinner
>lay about
>poo
>get a shower because I'm usually a sweaty mess
>lay about with towel
>watch shit in YouTube
>go on PC, prat about with music library and phone/tablet SD cards
>suddenly it's 11pm and work tomorrow

Help lads
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>>76957431
im not arguing any case i just want them to pick one and roll with it
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I

HATE

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

WHYYY DO I

LOVE YOU
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>>76957477
>they aren't an actual afc
>they aren't an actual association football club
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Be honest /sp/. How many of you tried to dance like Papu?
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>>76957496
That's your life for the next 50 years until you retire, get used to it sweaty xx
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>>76957418
>you now remember Middlesbrough were a PL team two months ago
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>>76957496
>tfw I just got used to work after 6 months and manage to get about 4 hours if vidya/4chan daily (discounting what I browse on phone during work)

~_~ I'm sure I'll find a qt gf before I'm 35 too and not string myself or go insane
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>>76957469
SHATAP BLUD
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>>76956854
Everybody seems to be making fun of Snubchester, but almost every top team on Europe is getting snubbed
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>>76957477

>they made the afc up, they aren't an actual afc

U wot m8

Don't have to be a "phoenix club" to use AFC.

Weird thing about Bournemouth is they used to be called Bournemouth & Boscombe Athletic. But I've never known if it's meant to be Athletic Football Club, Association Football Club or it seems just to be "AFC"
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>>76957357
2nd best defence in the league last year
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>>76957510
The two clubs where AFC means something are Amsterdamsche Football Club Ajax and Athletic Football Club Eskilstuna
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>>76956973
Chaka Khan
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>selling Lukaku and buying Rooney
Everton have made all their summer signings pointless
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>>76957543
i think he's just referring to the fact that officially its just "AFC" and doesn't stand for anything
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>>76957533
United are constantly used as clickbait in fabricated rumours though, so people who believe everything that they read think that they're getting snubbed by everyone
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>>76957544
>2nd best defence in the league last year
Because Mou played so defensively that they couldn't score enough to win
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what if United dont get either Morata or Lukaku lads
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>>76957544

do you think this defence can stand up to Real, Barca, Bayern in CL?

also

>>76957444
>>76957465

see my point?
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>>76957496
You're lucky you get home that early

Fortunately when i dont have to speak to yanks work for me is mostly banter time
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>>76957341
Didn't a lot of people say that last season.

They still desperately need a Carrick replacement
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>>76957496
go gym after work instead, shower when you're home. boom. or move house/change job
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Lads, Iheanacho is going to jail: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40522224

>A five-year-old boy was battered to death by his mother's boyfriend in a south-east London park after he lost his trainer, a court has heard.

Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, is accused of causing fatal head and stomach injuries to Alex Malcolm in Mountsfield Park, Catford, on 20 November last year.

Witnesses in the park heard a "child's fearful voice", loud banging and a man screaming about the loss of a shoe, Woolwich Crown Court was told.

Mr Iheanacho denies murder.
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>>76957569
Not true, you probably only watched the big matches.
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>>76957556

i think Rooney will not even play first 11. he is around for some advertising imo. Sandro will be their starter i guess. still agree with letting Rooney in being a good idea.
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>>76957454
Nice lie. (You).

>>76957465
That's not the league. (You).
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lads
LADS
>mBRAPPPé
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>>76957606
You now remember when people unironically said brap
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>>76957588
>Marvyn Iheanacho is accused of killing his partner's son in Mountsfield Park, Catford
>partner's son

wew.

>>76957606
Worst force meme since your countries inception.
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>>76957596
>Not true, you probably only watched the big matches.
They were over 20 fucking goals scored behind every team above them in the table
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Bournemouth scored more goals than United last year lol
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btw Gael Clichy signed for our runnerups. Başakşehir will be a great FM 18 run.
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>>76957653
so...this is the power of Mourinho's Manchester United ?
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>>76957653
And conceded more than double United's total.
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Mrab signed for Chelsea?
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>>76957643
>>76957653
Because of an abysmal conversion rate. It's not as if they parked the bus in all of those draws they got
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>>76957667
Tempted to do Turkey in fm but none of the teams in the third tier have cool names
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>>76957667
>tfw no more Podolski and Snydjer combo-wombo

;_; I can never managed to sign Berbatov for Galatasary, he always goes to Hull.
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>>76957667
Is Under coming over to Manchester done?
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>>76957643
And?

The reason they didn't score goals was because of their finishing. Their chance creation was one of the best league.

>>76957643
That's AFC to you.
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>>76957686

lel. i dont choose teams based on their names but towns and colors. there are same big teams in 3rd tier with thousand supporters. you may try them.
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Jose Mourinhonly1.4goalspergame
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>>76956872
I'm literally shaking
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>>76956774
Will they do a music video annoucement like Pogba?
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>>76957691

in 17? Gala is utter shit for last 2 seasons.

>>76957697

it apparently brokedown. Başakşehir is the official football team of Municipality of İstanbul and they have pretty good finances. they will push hard imo.
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Been rewatching EVA lads and I've got one question why the fuck is Asuka such a bitch?
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>>76957746
She would make a perfect Manchester United fan desu
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>£5.10m
Find of the season?
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>£75,000,000.00
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>>76957738
In FM17, yeah. Podolski and Snyjder are great. Podolski has 20 Finishing so he bangs i n goals.
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>>76957768
>sandro "literally who" ramirez
hmmm i don't think so
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>>76957768
Low risk if it doesn't work out at least
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>>76957768
there will probably be a free signing that tops it
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work tomorrow :/
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>>76957218
yes pls
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>>76957785
well now we know for sure that you aren't from bristol
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>>76957746
Only fucking losers watch anime
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Check Lukaku's Instagram lads.

It's painfully obvious he was joining United
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>>76957821
#niggarich
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>>76957821
fucking hell
didnt realize his neckbeard was that bad
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>>76957618
>>76957622
baited for these exact responses
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>>76957784
Kolasinac
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>>76957815
you should be more tolerant of /trans/ lads
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>>76957830
Is he, dare i say it, >our guy?
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>>76957357

Mourinho is a one trick pony but his trick is very good. He can set up a rock solid defense
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>>76957839
or Defoe is he can keep up his scoring
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>>76957821
He hung out with Poobag last summer though
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>>76957879
being black they're probably related
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>>76957830
And only Neckbeards rate him. Willing to bet Rashford scores more goals next season
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>>76957746
Wasn't she abused by her father? I can't remember.

>>76957892
SWEDEN, YES!

>>76957861
>one trick pony
t. Shitzen spouts his ''''knowledge'''' again

WEW LADDY.
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>Retards thinking Morata isn't coming also.

United would be retarded to go into the season with two strikers
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wonder if marshall will get his #9 back
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How do you spend £75 mn on a single nigger, but have children living in poverty with not enough food, water, and clothes etc?
>>
>>76957929
Martial and Rashford make 3 and that's all you need for 1 position
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>>76957959

Slavery still alive mane. Dem whiteys paying niggers for entertainment. They distract our people with football and crack mane.
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>>76957977
Good post Mehmet
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Where will he go next?
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>>76957684
>>76957704
>le ZLat is the greatest!!! What a fuckin bargain best striker in the league
>b-but our conversion is shite
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>>76957821
Looks like they've been on a gay lads holiday
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>>76957746
Saw her mom hanging herself + her mind was raped
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>>76957977
>>76957959
Samefag.
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>>76957993
china
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>>76957929
So what do you tell Morata/Lukaku about who will be no1? Oh you like the bench in Madrid mr Morata come sit on the bench in Manchester it's much nicer. Or Lukaku getting benched by Mou again he'll like that. Yeha you'll get both for sure
>>
>>76957543
enjoy the championship

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
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>>76958008
Good post Sanjay
>>
>>76957993
paris
>>
Why are engish clubs so utterly incapable of spending their money properly? They literally just use the inflated TV deals to buy the same mediocre players for three times their old price while the actual world class players go to spain and germany for half the fee
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>>76958017
United played 60 something games a season last season, they'll be aiming to do the same this, there's time for alot of players
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>>76958008
kek
k e k
K E K!

good one.
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>>76958032
because english clubs have to pay more since everyone knows they are loaded
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>>76958032
>British business decision making
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>76958023
>being obsessed with a fucking Hull tripfag
Well Swansea and Hull are both riverside shitholes so like for like I guess.
>>
>>76958032
>while the actual world class players go to spain and germany for half the fee
name 8
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>>76958017
>Lukaku getting benched by Mou again
is this supposed to be unlikely or something?
>>
>>76958032
t. Scotfag
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>>76958034
Still what do you tell them? They're going to a club to be no1. Also Rashford and Martial needs their games.
>>
>>76957923
>>76958007
That's minor though, no reason to be such a tryhard and a whore though.
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come home rick
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>>76958032
>They literally just use the inflated TV deals to buy the same athletic players for three times their old price while the actual technical players go to spain and germany for half the fee

Fixed that for you
>>
has iheanacho ever done anything except tap in a de bruyne or silva pass?

how is he worth 25 british pound sterling
>>
>>76958059
Neither are at the level to come in and demand the 9 yet, they would compete
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>>76958080
Insane goals per minute ratio
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>>76958053
neuer
neymar
bale
ronaldo
messi
modric
kroos
sanches
ribery
muller
iniesta
rakitic
greaseman
obamayang
oblak
hummels
alaba
marcelo
thiago
vidal
alonso
casemiro
morata
pique
robben
theres probably more
>>
>>76958080
the market is ludicrous at the moment, £25m is a very good price for a good but not great 20 year old
>>
>>76958084
Lukaku would be at chelsea. I'm sorry lad can't see it happening
>>
EPL will never get back to relevancy. Not a single English club will win the UCL in the next 15 years. Just fucking go see a dentist already, too, lmao.
>>
Actually struggle to comprehend what it's like to earn £300k a WEEK. I can barely grasp the concept of £300k a year.
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>>76958108
Chelsea would have gone for him if they wanted.

Neither striker is stuck on as a Starter for they're NT either
>>
give me some hot new grime tracks lads. i'm putting together a playlist
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>>76958097
half of these aren't world class, a lot of them have played in england too, and many of them weren't cheap. awful

>>76958112
nor will bayern
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>>76958115
300 a week is over 15m a year
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>>76957929
Like last season? Which one of the two £75m signings will sit on the bench?
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>>76958122
Straight Outta Compton
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>>76958115
Nice house, nice cars and a trophy wife
>>
>>76958097
>sanches
>aubameyang
>technical
Just confirming your don't actually watch them lad
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>>76958054
You dont drop 75million on a player you're planning on benching
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>>76958091
From tapping it in from KDB and Silva
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>>76958128
>muh istry
they dont play in england right now is the issue
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>>76958122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv1HmQZ9ccw
But for grime you should really just listen to mixes.
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>>76958137
Wow, thanks for that
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Toon madness inc
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>>76958122
warren g - regulate
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>>76956872
do you know how much money these retards make
>>
>>76958115
Imagine retiring at the age of 35 tho.

Shit balances out
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>>76958165
this is considered stylish in the north
>>
>>76958155
>he doesnt think mouyes will chimp out and bench him
>>
Weekend's coming up lads
What's everyone's plans?
>>
>>76957496
>not pooing at work

Honestly, there's nothing better than knowing you're being paid to shit. It also saves you those precious extra few minutes of free time at home.
>>
>>76958137
another excellent contribution by the bristol rovers shitposter!
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>>76958184
Working
Cleaning car
Blogposting
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>>76958181
Tenerife is pretty far south lad
>>
>>76958184
Beers with the lads
>>
>>76958158
so you listed predominantly bayern, barca and real players, many of them really not that good, and told us they don't play in england? ok
>>
>Selling Ian Nacho

Is Poop really gambling on Aguero been fit for a whole season?
>>
>>76958153
obviously in there for memes, lid

>>76958184
bbq friday
drinking on my own through sat-sunday
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>>76958204
You don't have a fucking CLUE mate.
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>>76958184
going to my cousins 18th
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>>76958204
they got literal Jesus in the squad lad
>>
>>76956961
Is he dare I say it....the new bobby soldado
>>
>>76958159

thanks bro
>>
>>76958201
they dont play in england
they went to germany or spain
whats the issue?
>>
>>76958217
Jesus us pronounced Hey-Zeus. Not Gee-sus.
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>>76958204
he doesn't like black people
>>
>>76958230
>whats the issue

my money's on your mother getting a bit loose with the wine when you were in her womb
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>these are the people making all of these terrible snubchester jokes
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>>76958184
Getting my dick sucked by a class mate. Her make-up will literally be on my stomach, but it'll be worth it.
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>>76958184
Reading, Tour de France, going out tomorrow night.
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>>76958165
Skinny jeans are so fucking guy. Look at the silhouette.
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>Wolves bankrolled to automatic promotion

Feels good, man.
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>>76958233
zeus is a god though, that's even better than jesus
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>>76958233
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>>76958254
mad because bad
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>>76958257
they will still not go up lad
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How shit are Huddersfield gonna be?

Wtf has happened to the Premier league
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>>76958260
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>>76958165
>>76958269
I love you lad
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>>76958245
t. Shitzen falseflagging
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>>76958286
its been a tough year but we're BACK
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>>76958271
Let me guess

>Th-they'll get slapped by FFP!
>The talent won't mesh well!
>N-Not enough British talent!
>Its a Mendes scam!

Look at the starting XI mate, there's not one in the championship better than what Wolves are putting together.
>>
>>76958240
>the state of your reading comprehension

>>76958278
wont be derby tier
hopefully they do a blackpool
>>
>>76958305
have a quick look at the teams in the championship
they will do well to get into the playoffs
>>
SORIANO LEAVES CITY

>Man City striker Ruben Sobrino has left the club to join Alaves.

>Sobrino never played for the first team during his two-year spell, spending 2015/16 on loan at Girona and 2016/17 at Alaves, who have signed him.

LITERAL WHO?
>>
>>76958204
First choice: Bony
Backup: Aguero
Left wing/striker: Jesus
Right wing?/striker: Sanchez

Ian would be 3rd or 4th choice all season
>>
>>76958247

>not posting pics of your classmate
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>>76958331
Sounds like the type of player who will make a £10m move to England in two years
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>>76958165
190kg edit WHEN?
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>>76958325
Who do you think are better? Villa? Fulham? Certainly not the likes of Sunderland.
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thingken about Bradley Lowry
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efl the anthem https://youtu.be/7miErQzz4Y8
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>>76958351
John Terry gonna be shitter than Tommy Elphick I am fucking READY
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>>76958331
City own Girona but via shady means involving Pep's brother

The pl club bought a load of players Girona couldn't afford (Newcastle just signed one of these as a CB) and loaned them to Girona

Now Girona are in La Liga and city legally own a feeder club in the top tier of spain to send their kids like Diaz too.
>>
>will no longer be able to shitpost about Ian GOAT Nacho

Feels bad desu
>>
wolves are finishing 5th at best
>>
>>76958331
>This guy
>Unal
>Mooy and the other Aussies
>Zuculini

Is this some elaborate money laundering scheme?
>>
>poogba
>>
>>76958341
No, she is mine fuck off laddie
>>
>>76958376
now the world makes sense again thanks lad
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>yfw spurs sell Kane for a cheeky 90m and buy Aguero for 75m
Go ahead, post your face right now
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>>76958384
Behind who? This XI should be a playoff place, at the very least. They're still going to sign a striker too.
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>>76957686
There is always Turkish Leeds, Ankaragucu.
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>>76958409

not gonna happen though
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>>76958387
This guy is Girona promotion
Unal is a legitimate case of no work permit
Aussies is exploiting the no transfer fees in Australia
Zuculini is just a failed prospect with a bad attitude

But yeah City are trying to copy Chelsea's model
>>
>>76958413
doubts about ikeme, just got diagnosed with leukemia la
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>>76958257
Fuck off you plastic cunt.
>>
>>76958413
loads of teams that look good on paper have been shit in the recent past desu

also hasnt ikeme got leukemia?
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>>76958409
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>>76958376
pretty shady
at least la liga is a step up from rotting in the reserves or vitesse
>>
>>76958436
Yeah, this was made before that. Devastating, I hope it's caught early
>>
>>76958439
Oh, sorry.
>buying Aguero for 120m
>>
>>76958437
reminder that he thought they were nailed on for promotion last season too, look how that turned out
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>>76958436
>>76958438
o shit
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>>76958459
i thought he unironically called him a cous cous nonce

lolll..
>>
>>76958437
I've been a fan since the Mick days, lad. Go be angry at pakis elsewhere.
>>
>>76958477
wow that was, what, a whole 5 years ago?
>>
>>76958433
mooy's contract expired so fees didn't matter
>>
>>76958155
Who is Kaka
>>
>>76958458
They were until Jackett was fired for Zenga. The season was lost the moment he took the reigns. Glad he fucked off back to Dubai, Italian cunt.

>>76958489
I started following what, 7 or 8 years ago? Does it matter?
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>>76958505
Jackett is a premier league level manager 2bh

mark this space
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>>76958477
>muh arbitrary moment in time makes me a real fan

>>76958505
>Does it matter?
Of course it does. You just picked them at random. No amount of Wolves shirts you buy off eBay will ever validate your support for them.
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>>76957171
shat ap
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>>76957448
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What did he mean by this?
>>
Who /LoveIsland/ here?
>>
>>76958529
>muh real supporter
>that assmad

Whatever you say :^)

>>76958521
Jackett is mediocre but would've had the club finishing a bit higher than where they were last season. Better than fucking Lambert.
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>>76956833
Obviously shopped, steering wheel on the wrong side. Amateurishly done.
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>we get Morata now
Just give us the UCL already.
>>
>>76958551
Glad you've admitted to being a plastic supporter.
>>
>>76958112
eplel BTFO
>>
>>76958122
Listen to this g https://youtu.be/W8rdBzyBsZY
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>>76958541
missed the start, I'll Hub it later.

I know Amber Davies personally
>>
>>76958551
Jackett is the next big sam.

honestlty.
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>>76958566
>Brit status: MAD
>>
>>76958539
>According to Mr Blue’s evidence, Mr Ashley would hold frequent senior management meetings at the Green Dragon pub in Alfreton, Derbyshire, not far from the Shirebrook headquarters of Sports Direct.

>Mr Blue, who met Mr Ashley when he was working for Merrill Lynch, the US investment bank, said in his statement that the meetings were “effectively a ‘pub lock-in’ with alcohol continuing to be served well beyond closing hours and fish & chips or kebabs being provided throughout the evening.

>“On one such evening, in front of his senior management team, Mr Ashley was claimed to have challenged a young Polish analyst in my team, Pawel Pawlowski, to a drinking competition: Mr Ashley and Pawel would drink pints of lager, with vodka ‘chasers’ between each pint, and the first to leave the bar area for whatever reason was declared the loser.

>“After approximately 12 pints and chasers Pawel apologised profusely and had to excuse himself. Mr Ashley then vomited into the fireplace located in the centre of the bar, to huge applause from his senior management team.”
>>
>>76958597
how much a night?
>>
>>76958597
why are people attracted to girls that look like her i really dont understand the appeal
>>
>>76958613
I'm not mad.

I just pity retards like you who think that just because they picked a PL club at random to support they're a real fan.
>>
>>76958597
Is she usually a top cunt/slut?
>>
>>76958625
Probably be pretty enough without the makeup and that much makeup means she's a filthy slag
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>>76958581
Fucking wild, fäm.
>>
>>76958644
>>76958581
Does spee enjoy dnb?
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>>76958635
Oh no, you sure told me, m8.
>>
>>76958624
she'd probably pay you desu
>>76958625
I think she's ugly as shit, but it might be because I know she has a stinking personality
>>76958639
one of those girls who thinks she's above any guy, thinks no one deserves her
>>76958643
really?
>>
>>76958614
don't know why poocastle fans don't like him

thought he'd be exactly the kind of normie mong that would be endearing to them
>>
>>76958657
i enjoy it when i go out
especially when i was younger
harry shotta live is hard not to like when ur fucked
>>
I fucking cringe whenever she dances/tries to act cutesy, she's a fucking mug and has a horrid rep around here, especially now.
>>
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>>76958670
would if she didnt have the stupid eyebrows 2bh
>>
>"Hey, we're her to pick up your daughter"

wat do
>>
>>76958706
wonder how my infant daughter survived the abortion
footie related captcha
>>
>>76958657
I fuck with all the rave culchurrr
https://youtu.be/3MEg1GllhcQ
https://youtu.be/-4HhUSQA_7s
>>
>>76958706
>no you're not
*close door*
>>
>>76958706
>ok but no dabbing after 10pm
>>
>>76958718
Sound lad

>>76958657
Depending on which style, yes.
>>
>>76958706
are you going bowling with those shoes
>>
>>76958674
Why have you got a trip? Very strange when randoms start tripping for no reason when their posts are vanilla and boring. What do you offer pal?
>>
>>76958726
Kek
>>
Why is Lukaku betraying Chelsea like this?
>>
>>76958734
he's the bristol rovers shitposter

he is literally only here to attention seek
>>
>>76958706
*dabs sternly towards them*
>>
>>76958734
this
>>76958755
>>
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>Klippity Klopp
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>>76958112
remember when german clubs were going to dominate the CL after 2013? LMAO

>1 CL in 10 years
>>
>>76958690
your pic is a good song
>>
>>76958805
it's actually 1 CL in 16 years. 0 europa leagues/uefa cups in that time either
>>
i realise my shitposting discrepancies have caused anger amongst the sky sports fans in the past but im now a reformed character and have turned over a new leaf
>>
>>76958831
poomany on pooicide watch
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who are we signing?
>>
SABE PA?
>>
Seems like Donnarumma will actually renew with Milan. 5 year €6m per year, €75m release clause.
(Milan will also sign his shit brother as 2nd keeper )
>>
>>76958831
lmaoooooooo
>>
>>76958795
Poor Klopp will have to deal with another season of having no defense.
>>
Bar sinson
>>
Cut my hair today lads. She was pretty hot desu. Obviously I just sat there autisctly and silent, glancing at her from time to time in the mirror.
>>
>>76958937
>whitey get's his hair cut by a woman
>not having pure banter with the yardie bredrins in your barbers

No wonder you're all beta little bitches
>>
>>76958937
Did you even pick your hair up after and try to give it to her?
>>
>>76958952
Women cut hair much better than blokes m8
>>
>>76958952
Got a mixed race friend who can't go to the barbers his black dad does because he ends up bleeding everywhere
>>
>>76958952
>living in London if you're not a millionaire

horrid existence
>>
>>76956833

>millions and millions of pounds in the bank
>goes to McDonalds

What is wrong with footballers?
>>
>>76958978
well that one is a fat cunt
>>
>>76956833
he deserves everything he gets desu
without the sport and the fans he would be working in mcdonalds
>>
>>76958978
>being rich means you need to eat at expensive restaurants every day
>>
Europa League (Round 1) Review:

All Northern Irish teams out
All Welsh teams out
Both Scottish teams out (including the mighty Rangers)
......
Both Irish teams through
>>
>>76959000
But you could spare the money to grab Carls Jr or Five Guys than that shit.
>>
>>76958967

Incorrect.

Like most things, men are better at cutting hair. Especially queer ones. Men know what men want, women dont. Same with cooking. I guarantee when you get a girlfriend you will be the one cooking. Not because youre a cuck (see what i did there ; ) ) but because women simply cant cook, they are awful.

Even basic skills like putting chips in the oven. You will have done it yourself, what do you do when you make chips? You HEAT the oven up to the correct temp, then check at intervals to see if the chips are ok. Women will stick the chips in, not heating the oven first, then bring the chips out when 25 minutes is up and then complain when theyre either too hard and underdone or burnt to a crisp.
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>post YFW Liverpoo are such a mickey mouse club that they cant sign Southampton and Red Bull players
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can the swans have Joel Campbell plz
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>>76959018
>>
>>76959015
>being elitist over fast food

we dont have those btw
>>
>>76958706
My daughter's a Crip Niqqa back da F up
>>
It's also the first time since I can remember I've not gotten a comment on how thick and/or impressive my hair is when I got sat down. worried.jpg

>>76959017
Women know what women want though. Isn't the aim of the game to do look desirable to the opposite sex at the end of the day?
>>
>>76959015
Why would he fly to america to order fast food?
>>
>>76959005
Did Derry not get BTFO by midgetland
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>>76959051
>Tiny baller mentality
>>
>>76959017
I stick chips in the oven and give them 5 extra minutes to heat up desu
>>
>>76956833
>his son is driving

what a madman
>>
>>76959069
Is it fast if you have to take a 6hour flight to get them?
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>>76959030
>>
>>76958179
The footballers or those who work in fast food?
>>
>were signing Bale, Morata and Greaseman la! We will win it all
>signs the black Andy Carroll and some literally who Portuguese CB
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>>76958955
>she didn't even do the typical stay really really close to you even though she probably doesn't need to be that close whit her boobs all over you lady-hairdresser meme
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

how long did u last, lads?
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>>76959030
I didn't know Leicester haters were that young, thought they were a bunch of a salty Laeverplop customers.
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>>76959082
Depends how you spend those 6 hours
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We should all really talk about Swansea more
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>>76959106
Why would a Manc say la?
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>>76959112
until you I fall in love?
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>>76959112
not long enough

>tfw no gf
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>>76959106
>Asshurt Liverpool nigger who can't sign players from Southampton or some literal WHO nigger from Red Bull bumblefuck
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Any Plymouth fans here?
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>Bradley has had a settled day, he is no longer responsive but we know he is listening to everything we say.

;_;
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>>76959133
>muh Liverpool bogeyman

Try again fatty
>>
Fed up of hearing about bloody Jermain Defoe and bloody Bradley Lowery. It's nice that he's being friendly to the poor lad, but I don't need a story on it every fucking week. If it's not complete virtue signalling then he should just do it in private.
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>>76959112
How autistic do you have to be to not be able to maintain eye contact with a girl on a screen? Anime watcher level?
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>>76959139

fuck, is he dead?
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>>76959121
Because they are Singaporean, like most of their fans
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>>76959106
United are finished as a big club, they're just desperately splashing clash to try and survive
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>>76959142

careful with that edge la
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>>76958184

tinder dates
drinking an unnecessary amount of alcohol, mostly by myself
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>>76959142
he'll be dead in a week, you can celebrate them m8

I know he's got a lot of attention, but it's for the greater good. Cancer awareness groups 'used' him to increase awareness of the disease, and he got an amazing final months. It's a win win for everyone.
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>>76959139
God just fucking die already talk about milking it.

Imagine all the other kids in their beds that have kicked the bucket seeing this attention whore prance about with his "besite" for about half a year.
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>>76959089
>>76959116
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>>76959032
There's loads of five guys about. where the fuck do you live?
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>>76959139
he gonna die
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>>76958184

free house with the boys

inb4 underage

We're just losers that still get hyped for free houses
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>>76959182
arran
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>>76959208
>the middle of fucking nowhere in scotland
what a surprise
>>
FUCK BRADLEY THE LITTLE CUUUUNNT
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>>76959139
Damn, makes me appreciate how lucky I am
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my bird just sent me this lads
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https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/882901959702974466

>this isn't a parody account
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>>76959225
ME WANT MILKIE
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>>76959243
why are teams doing meme reveals
>>
>>76959208
Loyle?
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Lel I just saw Rangers were eliminated in the EL by a team from Luxembourg.
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I wish you all happy dreams. nite.
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>>76959243
Hope they do this for Joel Campbell
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>>76956833
>>
>yfw RAWK Meltdown got closed

;_;

>>76959296
See >>76959089 and night led.
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>>76959243
thought this was someone in a wig and fake mustache

>>76959225
well she sent me the one with no shirt m9
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>>76959112
came after 30 seconds

Also fuck you, youtube is immediately recommending me weird shit
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>>76959243

>tfw no signings to do cringey reveals of
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>>76959315
you can remove it from your last watched videos
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>>76959139
Defoe killed him by moving
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>>76959311
mustash friend?
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>>76956920
>He doesn't rate Paulinho
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>>76959276

it's like music after goals. literally nobody wants it.
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>>76959311
Didn't know the director of Pink Flamingos played footie
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>>76959311
>>76959343
shit forgot pic
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>>76958199
massively underrated
>>
>>76957959
African kids don't score 40 yard screamers la haha #respect #banter
>>
Hope you all have a nice weekend lads
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>>76959321
>why the fuck are you doing this to me
>>
>>76959359
Will looks like he belongs in a 70's or 80's cop film.
>>
Lukaku medical in LA.
>>
>>76959321
>mfw my webm

:3
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>>76959311
>thought this was someone in a wig and fake mustache
He also has braces lol
>>
>>76957993
The bench
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>>76959414

.webm all the reveals you can m8, for future generations
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>>76959359
That's Casemiro
>>
Will losing Lukaku and Costa make Conte go bald again?
>>
>>76959112
i don't find it hard to make eye contact with chicks but i normally end up frowning and doing a half death-stare because when i was in secondary school i'd get into that typical roadman stare-off with other guys and i'd normally frown, and now it's stuck with me. fml
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>>76959432
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>>76959456
are you cute at least
>>
>>76958184
cheeky nando's and shisha with my old mates i haven't seen in like 8 months cos of different uni's
>>
>>76959430
Means ripping them from the shit site that is Twatter.
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On the Vino tonight lads, hopefully one bottle is enough to get man waved.
>>
Who do you guys think Swansea should sign?
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>>76959456

>i'd get into that typical roadman stare-off with other guys

What is actually wrong with Southerners. Why are you all just loud cunts?
>>
>>76959112
My problem is that I hate being looked at
>>
TOMORROW'S RUMOURS
>me
to you
>you
to me
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>>76959465
no i literally look like a fucking arab roadman with the beard and all. it sucks because i have very sharp features which make me look more aggressive than cute.
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>>76959505
Fantastic post
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>>76959456
>tfw perma-scruface has ruined my chance to be sociable on any level
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>>76959505
Joel Campbell to Swansea
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>>76956774
Didn't know Lukaku was Stormzy too
>>
>>76959509
Good post.
>>
>>76959523
adequate post
>>
With the current trend, we might see players valued around half a $1B. FIFA needs to do something. Some players are more expensive than some small clubs.
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>>76959508
hey as long as you arent short,i think some girls would find you hot as in a sexual aggressive way you know what'da mean
>>
Lids

LIDS

:)

Also why has /trans/ been so shit recently. It was pretty good before the window officially opened.
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>>76959539
>Some players are more expensive than some small clubs.
I personally find this hilarious
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>>76959505
to me to you to you to me
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>>76959542
All these tripfags returned when they're not wanted.

>>76959549
>unironically liking these nonces
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>>76959538
Not a post I like but I can see the appeal.
>>
>>76959542
no transfers happening lad
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>>76959554
>he didn't like chucklevision

kys yourself asap
>>
You niggas need to at least make some rumours i'm bored out of my tits here.
>>
>>76959560
This is one of the worst force memes on this year. Worse than the gimmickfags.
>>
Get me up to date in Real Madrid's transfers this season
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>>76958937
my best barber experience. i went and got a hot petite grill to cut me. i held my left elbow out of the chairs handles. after cutting me awhile. always when she was on my left side she kept pressing her mound to my elbow. was bretty hot. also she cut my hair nicely too
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>Barça admit that it will be almost impossible to sign Marco Verratti

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Guangzhou reveal they have rejected Barça's offer for Paulinho

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Barça target "Verratti is a prisoner at Paris Saint-Germain"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Barcelona open talks with Arsenal over transfer of Spain's Hector Bellerin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>76959568
gf to your dick happening within the next 10 years

official sources
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>>76959547
You'll see within 5 years.
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>>76959403
He appeared in predator
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>>76959539
>The false economy of football finally catching up with the goys

lmao why anyone would think that this was sustainable is beyond me. Jews have difficulties planning for the long term. They have as much foresight as your common nigger.
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>>76959579
Hope you enjoy paying £50M on Bellerin cause that's how much he'll cost.
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>>76959569
name a relevant one then lad
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>>76958937
>getting your hair cut by a girl

the only time this ever happened was when i was like 8 and she cut off my sideburns the fucking bitch. i get my haircut every 3 weeks now, have a booking barber and everything. it's well worth it because they learn your hair and you can get wacky trims.
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>>76959581
You'll be happy to hear I've got a gf lined up anyway. Less of a rumour more that we've agreed personal terms and fees and just need to make an official announcement.
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>>76959574
Sure, here you go:

.

That's it
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>>76959496
>northerner projecting
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>>76959579
>Snubcelona
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anyone else think defoe is just milking that dead kid at this point
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>>76959112

I know where to look, I just don't know what to do desu.

gib social retard gf plox
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>>76959640
no to be honest
>>
>>76959640
nope
>>
>>76959640
nah he's just a top lad
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Manager Antonio Conte's future at Chelsea is in doubt because the Italian is furious at the club's summer transfer failings. (Daily Mirror)

>However, Chelsea are expected to step up their interest in Romelu Lukaku, 24, despite Manchester United agreeing a £75m fee with Everton for the striker. (Guardian)

The Blues could face a striker crisis after Diego Costa, 28, started to say his goodbyes to his Chelsea team-mates, having been told he is not part of Conte's plans for next season. (Daily Telegraph)

>The Premier League champions have turned their attention to Swansea striker Fernando Llorente, 32, after missing out on a loan move for the Spaniard in January. (Evening Standard)

Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has been left in limbo in the wake of United's deal for Lukaku, having been convinced he was set to leave Spain for Old Trafford. (Independent)

>Belgium international Lukaku has agreed a long-term contract worth £250,000 a week with Jose Mourinho's side. (Daily Star)

French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal after the Gunners completed a club record deal for Alexandre Lacazette. (Daily Telegraph)

>Winger Demarai Gray, 21, wants assurances from Leicester about his first-team prospects amid growing interest in the England Under-21 international from Liverpool and Tottenham. (Daily Mirror)

Barcelona have had a £22m bid for former Spurs midfielder Paulinho, 28, rejected by his current club Guangzhou Evergrande. (Sky Sports)

>Stoke have been in talks to sign Manchester City midfielder Fabien Delph, 27, on a loan deal. (Stoke Sentinel
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>>76959640
Not at all.
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>>76959671
https://youtu.be/SeAqCbQBoBs
"its been hard because i've kept this in for so long"
begins to cry infront of the national news at the press conference for him signing for new club bournemouth
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>>76959700
Mate... It's time for a new thread and you decide to post new rumours HERE? I know Spurs fans were retarded but....
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>>76959700
should've started a new thread
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>>76959716
didn't look at the posts sorry la i'll make a new one
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>>76959700
use this as the OP
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>>76957019
Fuck off you paki cunt
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>>76959112
this is nothink like irl
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>>76959714
not everyone is an emotionless autist like yourself mate
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>>76959725
Yeah she's not even tied up
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>>76959736
>nothink

nothing, not nothink, you're not a retarded mong or an american, are you?
>>
New
>>76959799
>>76959799
>>76959799
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>>76959487
Sounds like a quiet night at the library.
Not.
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signing of the season lidls
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>>76959801
rude
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>mfw this 25 year old Chink footballer has been a starter for his club for the last 10 seasons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu_Lei
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>>76959700
>French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal

Funny how Mccourt bought Marseille for like £40 million and is now buying a player that's worth more than half of what the entire club costed
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