/heem/

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Great thread

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first for blempton squib

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First for my wife.

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

Max isn't my boy

I'm just stating the facts, Max stopped Aldo

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Aldobong is a sperg

>Max won the pretend belt against an injured, exhausted from the weight cut Pettis who wasn't even the number 1 or 2 contender

>Max won the 2nd pretend belt from an injured gassed Aldo through one of the most pathetic stoppages you'll ever see

BLESSED ERA

>>76955851
Meme karate stance BTFO

Namajunas pulled that same switch kick off against Waterson, she's still getting better. Might end up with the belt if she waits long enough for the division to thin out

>>76955901
Max beat Aldo, deal with it

post those 5 webms you post every thread so we can get over it quickly

>>76955872
pls be in seattle

>>76955894
I don't even like Aldo I'm just stating facts
>>76955913
Yes, but it wasn't impressive

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>Be Claudia
>Want to fight as many times as possible
>Stuck in a division with cans

Must fucking suck to be her

Max now would spark McGregor

Conor won the decision, Max won the fight

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>>76955901
>Max won the pretend belt against an injured, exhausted from the weight cut Pettis
This desu

>>76955901
Max beat the living shit out of Aldo though.

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>>76955958

Why can't pettis fight like this anymore?

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>>76955949
>th th th this time!

>>76955980
USADA

>>76955922
Yeah it was.

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>>76955938
How much is she making per fight ?

>>76955988
According to only you

>>76955996
$27,000 to show

stop posting pictures of that kike and go say hi to president trump

>>76956010
And me

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>>76956010
Max should had thrown Jose out of a cable car, maybe then you would be bloody impressed

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>>76955996
>$106,500 ($27,000 to show, $27,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $2,500 Reebok sponsorship)

That was for UFC 212

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>>76956041
I don't live near Warsaw

if you didn't predict max by destruction you're an idiot

>Whittaker rolled his ankle during the open workouts

Bet the house on Romero.

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First for my girl

>>76956071
Anyone know why Tate no showed?

>>76956093
>already hopping off kookers
But why?

>>76956093

seriously

>>76956094
Too busy applying makeup and showing off her breast implants on instagram

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>>76955980
He can, losing a decision to Edson isn't bad.
He's a small lightweight who just struggles with cutting weight, if not he'd be the featherweight champion

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>>76956114

>>76956010
You are such an aldo dickrider its not even funny. I'm the only person on the planet who was impressed by Max putting away the most dominant featherweight in the sport inside of two rounds? Yeah sure mate I'm the only one, I was pretty sure that the majority of the MMA community was really impressed but yeah sure its just me lol

>>76956106
I want to put the religion criteria in my support.Anastasia is a christian orthodox and I feel completed r8 now

>>76956154

I feel like you're just a new mma fan and every time you discover a new moderately attractive female fighter, she becomes your new waifu

>>76956154
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office say several men got into an argument with Rajman after entering the fighter's house late Monday night ... firing at least one shot before fleeing the scene. Rajman, who just turned 25, passed away the next day. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office say several men got into an argument with Rajman after entering the fighter's house late Monday night ... firing at least one shot before fleeing the scene. Rajman, who just turned 25, passed away the next day.

Rajman was famous for being one of the few orthodox Jews in MMA. He often talked about his religion publicly -- though it's unclear if he was targeted for that reason.

https://www.tmz.com/2017/07/05/mma-fighter-aaron-rajman-murdered-home-invasion/

>>76956146
Why are you samefagging this bad Jesus talk about being motivated to a gimmick

I don't like Aldo, he was a fake champ
I like Max kind of, but he beat a fake champ in a very unimpressive way

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Imagine if u have to face Romero in the cage. He just would wait you in cage and say calm "com here my boi i loov u, I LOOV U". And then he ragdoll u and ko u in the oblivion. I feel Bisping why he wont fight Romero.

>>76956198
Oh so you're actually a Conor dickrider then? Makes sense
>m-muh samefag!

Pathetic

>>76956240
Yeah you have to be joking at this point

Well done you got a few Yous out of me

Will being as religious as Romero make me a good fighter?

>>76956256
don't fake being retarded

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>>76956218
Only real murican hero could beat that freak.

>>76956253
You're the one who thinks im the only person on earth who was impressed by Max, so of the two of us you're the delusional one

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>>76956218
>no girl will ever love you as much Yoel loves you during fight week

why live

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>>76956142
Does she have selfies that don't include her tits?

@76956315
Are you trying to convince me or yourself that stoppage was impressive

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>>76956324

>>76956343

Jesus just fucking drop it you mong

>>76955938
isnt that the best possible scenario? no risk for her and she knows she's not getting a 3rd shot at joanna anytime soon

Max vs Aldo was basically Conor vs Nate

The good fighter gasses himself punching the the other fighters head around and then the bad fighter gets a win. Only difference is Max couldn't even submit Aldo

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>>76956354
I sped the webm up x2 to make it a bit more impressive. Now you have 2 good webms to post

>>76956439
>i...it was a fluke!
>in my mind i never stopped being champion!
>it wasnt a real fight!

>>76956174
Not at all.My fav fighter is Tank Abbott
>>76956185
orthodox JEW? I'm not quite sure if there is such a thing.Either ur jew or christian( Catholic/orthodox)

>>76956453
kek that's not what orthodox jew means

>>76956432
Nobody wants to fight her because it's as tough or tougher than fighting Joanna for far less reward.

/heem/

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War Machine (born Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, November 30, 1981) was an American former professional mixed martial artist, pornographic actor and convicted felon.[1][2] In MMA, he competed in the Welterweight division. He was a fighter on The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra as part of Team Serra and also competed for Bellator MMA, Tachi Palace Fights, BAMMA, and the Xtreme Fighting Championships.
>In 2008, he legally changed his name to "War Machine".[3]

>tfw when /heem/ has officially beaten Jesus's respawn time

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>>76955855
that pic hardly even looks like him lol

shit working?

>>76956619
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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Just found this clip of Sakuraba getting fucked over in his ufc fight

schaub test brother

Oh thank god 4chan is back wtf was I gonna do without my bros' banter?

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Johnson vs Gaethje
Lima vs Taylor
Diakiese vs Klose
Cannonier vs Roehrick
Tavares vs Theodorou
Johnson vs Fortuna

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>>76956707
Johnson
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Fortuna

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>>76956707
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Johnson

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>>76956707
Johnson
Tavares
Cannonier
Diakiese
Taylor
Johnson

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>>76956707
Gaethje
Lima
Diakese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson

>>76956669
What fight

>>76956707
When are the picks for 213

>>76956824
his fight vs Conan Silveira that got changed to a NC and restarted later where Sakuraba won

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Why the hell is Daniel Omielanczuk+550 underdog vs Curtis Blaydes???
It's a heavyweight fight, bet the fucking house.

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>>76956707
Johnson
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Johnson

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>>76956843
they've already been started. you can submit your picks now and i'll add them but i'm not posting it again until tomorrow

Nunes vs Shevchenko
Romero vs Whittaker
Werdum vs Overeem
Pettis vs Miller
Omielanczuk vs Blaydes

>>76956866
a-milli-nunchuk has pillow fists for HW

>>76956857
The one where sakurab subbed him twice?

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>>76956881
Nunes
Romero
Werdum
Pettis
Omielanczuk

>>76956866
Blaydes is the second best prospect in HW outside of the African Booty Scratcher. I'm not touching the fight because the lines are way too wide because, as you said, HW, but my man Daniel is getting destroyed.

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>>76956881
Shevchenko
Romero
Overeem
Miller
Blaydes

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>>76956303
>claims fellow soldiers dont get ptsd

i hope Kennedy gets permaheemd desu senpai

>>76956432

But she's not getting paid and I dont think she's happy being a gate keeper since that means that far less talented fights are going to get shots ahead of her. She's praying that Rose beats Joanna around November

>>76956881
Fuck i forgot they moved lawler again

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>>76956881
Can Bisping be goof image for 213 ?

GUNNI vs PONZI

WHO WIN

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>>76956881
Nunes
Whittaker
Werdum
Miller
Blaydes

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>>76956707

Johnson
Lima
Diakhase
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson

>>76956952
>PONZI
He is my boy, he will win

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Is pettis done for?

>>76956949
could? yes
will he? idk, probably not but it'd be a good choice

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>>76956881
Hue via sub(punches)
Yoel via sub(punches)
werdum via sub(rnc)
Showtime via ko(head kick and punches)
Beyblade via ko(punches)

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>>76956881
Shevchenko
Whittaker
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76957016
Get out your cutlery and set the table, because Pettis is DONE.

>>76956866
>It's a heavyweight fight
Um.....

>>76957016
No but Yoel is

I LOHBBBB YEWWWWW

>>76957098
>this much praying
Don't waste time shitposting on 4chan, Michael, spend time with your family while you can.

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>>76956707
Gaethje
Taylor
Klose
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna

>>76957160
so your gimmick is that you chose a pretty rare proxy and you say every girl is your girl?

>>76957174
yup

>>76957174
idk what ur talking.Anastasia was always my girl

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>>76957217
>>76957160
>girlhopping

>>76957014

Do you think he can keep Gunni off of him though?

>>76957014
>He's my boy

Shut up

>>76957231
is that jesse taylor

>>76957231
shut up punk

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>>76956881
Nunes
Romero
Reem
Miller
Blaydes

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>40 years old
HOW

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Ur mediocre waifus can eat my dust now.My bby is the most beautiful and talented mma fighter

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dude, weight cut Aspen looks pretty delicia

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>>76957289
Motherfucker's on steroids, selling you them wolf tickets

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Bullet
Reaper
Reem
Showtime
Razor

Menace
JT Money
Bonecrusher
Cannonball
Tavares
Fortuna

Screencap these since calendarnigger wont. Foolproof free money picks

>>76957289
>HOW
you ever see that episode of South Park with Christopher Reeve?

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>>76957314

>>76957289
>godly genetics
>work ethnic of an absolute madman

>>76957326
who is this orc creature

>>76957326
savage af.In ur vid she's ready to cannibalize her opponent but the shitty ref put her back in the line

>>76957339
more like fivehead ladd amirite lmao

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>>76957354

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>>76957338
Go suck Romeros balls lith faggot.My girl is sexy af

>>76957289
Former Olympian

A two leg parlay on Diakese and Johnson tomorrow yields more than even. Get on it boys.

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>>76957331
>Work ethnic

Kek

>>76957384
why come she cant make 125? also why did she lose to that mexican chick

>>76957403
Post slip

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>>76956707
>Gaethje
>Taylor
>Kiakiese
>Cannonier
>Tavares
>Fortuna

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>>76957405
>Yoelito doesn't kill himself in the gym every day

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Hopefully we see this on Saturday

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>>76956707
>JOHNSON
>LIMA
>KIAKIESE
>CANNON-EAR
>THEODOROU
>FORTUNA

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>>76956881
Nunes via acai
Romero via agua de coco
Overeem via Uberknee
Miller via USADA'd Pettis
Blaydes via neat name

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>>76956881
Brazew
Cuba
Netherlands
Pettis
Blaydes

Any Jessica Eye webms from this morning?

>>76957403
anyone think its weird theyre giving Diakese that Drakkar dude thats won 1 fight

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>>76957481
im going through the cuties now

>>76957411
Ur mistaken her for someone else
>5-0

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>>76957415
here you go senpai

>>76957487
they just want him to have some more wild highlights imo
that drakkar dude is a complete shitter

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>Bisping beats Yoel
DUDE BEAT UP ANOTHER OLD MAN LMAO

>Bisping loses to Yoel
DUDE TOLD YOU BISPING SUCKED LMAO

>>76957405
good lord who is making these images

>>76957530
>DUDE BEAT UP ANOTHER OLD MAN LMAO

except nobody will say that because Yoel just KOd Weidman

>>76957425

Really hope she worked on her strength and wins this weekend. She's crazy talented.

>>76957527
>$750 parlay

I literally retched.

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>>76957526
no, she lost to veta arteaga. the judges gifted that to her because bellator want her to be their girl but she definitely lost that fight. she was getting rekt the entire fight

>>76957579
How come my dude? That's good value

>>76957530
are you gonna keep posting this over and over again? do you have posts saved in a notepad that you just keep reposting until they get you some (you)s

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I have a theory about TUF, they arent actually making weight on the show, they just say the fights are 170 for the tv

>>76957585
Nice dream and when u woke up u started jerking off to Aspen Ladd kek

>>76957611
how come the dude left in the first week because he couldn't make weight then

>>76957530
Yoel isn't past his prime you moron plus even Bisping knows he could never beat him nuthugger

>>76957405
anyone have the webm of that dog attacking him?

>>76957624
because he couldnt make the pretend weight limit of like 175 or whatever, also he was fat as fuck, like 2x the size of joe daddy. Maybe just for dramatics cause he was taking Roids who knows?

>>76957604
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Bad value bets don't become good value because you've put them in a parlay with good value bets; you're just diluting the value of the good bets.

Either the individual fights have good value or they don't. If they have good value, you're better off just betting the individual fights. If they have bad value, don't make the bet and don't put it in a parlay.

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Based DC

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Wait, people here actually watch TUF?

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I don't think I've ever seen Yoel train with gym weights, dude just uses people and it's fucking terrifying. I really with there was a better resolution of him spinning that guy around

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>>76957669

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Press F to pay respects

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>>76957690
>That webm

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>>76957644
>who knows?
not you

>>76957669
that fight is not gonna happen

>>76957708
I will lmao so hard if it doesnt happen

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>>76957669
>s-s-steroids

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>>76957705
He's literally the boogieman

>>76957267
Maybe, but I think he can survive on the ground and end up finishing Gunni at the start of a round

>>76957275
Since I saw him on tuf, don't get mad I claim all the good fighters before you

>>76957663

Are you fucking retarded?

If there's good value in two fights, you lose value by putting them in a parlay? A $375 on both fighters individually (instead of the $750 parlay) yields a profit of $450. That's a far cry from $850 that the parlay yields, it's almost double. What you gain by parlaying them far outweighs the risk in this particular scenario.

>>76957789
>If there's good value in two fights, you lose value by putting them in a parlay?

Yes. Over time you're better off just betting singles.

>>76957737
>shilling for a confirmed steroid user eyepoking scarecrow

>>76957807
>Yes. Over time you're better off just betting singles

I think what you mean to say is that, over time, fucking numbskulls are better off just betting singles. Also, winning half as much as you possibly could have could clearly be argued as a dumb move. You're protecting your investment but you're winning less.
Two fighters with good value parlayed together does not yield less value like you are implying. It yields more because there's more risk involved, obviously.

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>>76957819
>s-s-steroids

Who is next for Johnson after Gaethje makes him cry?

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>tfw succposting is starting again

>>76957887
no

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>>76957887
>implying it ever left

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>Trust me, when he tells you to 'be careful', it's cause he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me!

>>76957882
more importantly whos next for Gaethje if he does win? Barboza?

>>76957893
Best memes on heem tbqh
>>76957897
Based succposter

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>>76957690
Literally tossing midgets around

>>76957841
>expected value of A is X
>expected value of B is Y
>expected value of AB is >XY

???

>>76957527
I thought you were talking about the other Johnson

>>76957926
Do you not understand how parlays work or something?

>>76957911
Gaethje vs Diaz is the fucking fight to make can you fucking imagine?? FOTY holy shit

But since that won't happen

Barboza is looking for someone I think they might make that match

maybe Pettis if he wins? I could see them sticking Gaethje on a Khabib Ferg card in the Fall case one of them falls through again

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Seen all the vids from tuf weigh-ins,and threw up in my mouth.That Aspen Ladd looks like a mini version of Lurch in Addams family.Embrace the beauty in wmma

>>76957964
I understand how parlays work. I'm telling you with basic algebra why you're being an idiot.

Lads, fill in the following please
>Age
>Martial art(s)
>Level of mastery

21
BJJ
White belt

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>>76957981

>>76957997
he writes in /heem for sure

>>76957708
This. At this point the idea of the fight is better than the fight itself. Hell, I didn't think that their first outting was all that spicy when compared to othet spicey bangers.

>>76957991
you are literally arguing that less risk for less reward is always good lol

>>76957911
Barboza/Gaychii is a fucking banger on paper but >>76957975 HOLY FUCK i didn't realize that this os the real money fight, right here under our noses

heeminder only God grants the W

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>>76956881
Nunes
Whittaker
Werdum
Pettis
Omielanczuk

>>76958016
u got the point mate and ufc used that trick many times to sell a fight

>>76957669
>one man is nearing 40 with shot knees and a snugglefuck fighting style
>the other is a USADA'd reach baby shell of himself who's psychologically compromised and subsists on eyepokes

Why are people excited for this again?

>USADA is implemented
>journeyman bisping becomes champ

Hmmmm

>>76958022
You are literally arguing that the parlaying two bets increases their total expected value.

You are actually doing this.

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>>76957854

>>76958042
would be a great fight but the problem is Nate needs to accept it

>>76958074
what does reach baby mean? he relies on his reach to win? does that mean any fighter with a physical advantage is a baby to it?

>>76958079
I'm convinced you don't understand how parlays work

>>76957854
seriously though, jon was USADA'd I was a witness

>>76958092
He got chewed up when he fought a man his size. That should tell you all you need to know.

>>76958098
I'm convinced you've never actually done the math.

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>>76957975
>fucking fight to make can you fucking imagine?? FOTY holy shit

>Person with very powerful leg kicks vs person who doesn't know how to check leg kicks

i wonder how that fight would go

>>76957403
>>76957487
>>76957527
>sleeping on Drakkar

he's a pressure fighter with good wrestling, as well as solid hands and power
do you not remember Diakiese's fight against Sajewski where he got wrestlefucked in the first round or his fight against Perez where he got controlled in the second
he's not an invincible striker who instantly kills his opponents as soon as he touches them
he's lost rounds in his UFC career by being wrestlefucked, and Perez gave him a close fight on the feet

>>76958076
This would have happened without USADA. It's not like he plowed through the division to get the shot. He skipped over everyone cause he was the only one available at the time and got the win handed to him by a better fighter who literally turned retarded mid fight.

>>76958104
>Jon was chewed up by Gus

Which fighter won?

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>>76956707
Johnson
Taylor
Diakese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson

>>76958092

Jones was great at many things but surely you can agree that a large part of his striking success came from his reach.

>>76958125
hallway mir won

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Cough it up heem

>>76958111
So how would the $750 parlay have been better spend then bud?

>USADA happens
>rockhold ded
>weidman ded
>le alligator man ded
>vitor ded

Romero is next

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>>76956881
Shevvychenks
Romero
Econoreem
Pettis
Blaydes

Lads Lads can you imagine

Tony vs Khabib main event (5-round)
Gaethje vs Nate co-main (5-round)

Can you fucking imagine? Just pay Nate and Tony and give them PPV points stick Conor in the crowd for the memes

>>76958125
Jones won of course, but imagine if every fight of his was as physically equalized as that one was. Do you think he'd win that fight 10/10 times?

It's also worth noting that Jones looked like death after the fight.

>>76958140
and? a large part of DJs success is that he's fast as fuck. is he a speed baby?

>>76958154
On Johnson, since you've also got $750 on Diakese, assuming that those two bets have the best value on the card for you.

>>76957616
She even admitted that she didn't deserve the win you fucking retard. Do you even watch MMA or do you just type in "hot MMA girl" into google and pick one to finger your butthole to at random?

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>>76958164
>implying they can catch his super secret commie roids

>>76958151
>he's marrying someone named danny

>>76958218
he's just shitposting. not worth the (you)s

>>76958208

>risk $1500 to win $704

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Everybody waiting for GSP to fight again (never gonna happen)
DC Vs Jones (never gonna happen)Jones last fight was in April 2016 and he wasnt 100% ready.Even if his skills level is better than DC u need live cage experience to fight for a title shot
Rousey vs Cyborg (never happened)
Even Bellator wants to sell a fight with Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell (never gonna happen)
Conor vs Khabib (never gonna happen)and I tell u why.If Conor loses to Floyd then he should fly to Russia to fight Khabib?lol

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>>76956881
Shevchenko
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

>>76958151
wheres the picture

>>76958218
I'm trollin u mate.She didn't deserve the W,I know and Scotty didnt want to lose his bellator wmma flag

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dont think ive posted this

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>>76958256
Conor is still a fighter at the end of the day, who requires success and competition to satisfy himself and his legacy. He'll make massive amounts of money in Russia if he fought Khabib and would be even more legendary if he beat him. Don't believe what retards like Schaub say who is a Brian Griffin tier contrarian on anything because he doesn't like Dana.
>mfw Nate Diaz's name is being passed around for title contention

>>76958313
11/10

>>76958256
superfights themselves very rarely live up to expectations

What does tend to happen is good fights get made on Super Fight cards since everyone wants to be on them

The undercards for 194, 100, and 200 were all incredible

>>76958313
Antonio Banderas

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>>76958311
>I'm trollin u mate

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dont think ive posted this

>>76958242
>>risk $1500 to win $704

Which fight doesn't have positive expected value for you?

Which bet is a bad bet?

I'm about to drop several thousand on Mayweather once the press conferences start and (hopefully) Mayweather goes over 1.2. I'd put hundreds of thousands of dollars on that fight at those odds if I had the liquidity and my book would accept it.

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>>76958319

>>76958117
Dude Drakkar is garbage

>>76958342
Neither bet is a bad bet.

Thats why its a parlay dude lol

And im probably not going to touch the mayweather fight. If his odds close in I would though. Whats 1.2? -120?

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>>76958344
what makes you think that

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>>76958079
>You are literally arguing that the parlaying two bets increases their total expected value.

That's the exact purpose of parlays dude.

>Australians talking about betting

What is the "call my secretary" meme all about? I'm not hip with all of your cool autistic lingo

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>>76958342
>yfw mcgregor heems him in 13 seconds
also why are you waiting for him to be a bigger favorite he's already at -700

>>76958378
He literally doesnt understand how parlays work lol

>>76958381
call my secretary she'll fill you in

>>76958117
Marc has been doing a ton of wrestling at att for this fight

>>76958366
>Whats 1.2? -120?
It's -400

pretty crazy if you think about it, is risking 7k for a 1k on mayweather /freemoney/?

>>76958320
100% ur right
>>76958314
If he beat him as u said but after a loss to floyd when million of people were watching u the logical approach is to activate ur safety net cause u already have a loss to Diaz too.Im not saying that he's not going to fight someone like Khabib but he wont choose to fight him in Russia

Arlovski won the decision, Schaub won the fight.

>>76958411
Not worth it at all

>>76958366
>Neither bet is a bad bet.
>Thats why its a parlay dude lol

It's a parlay because you're looking at the numbers on the payout and not looking at the math. You are balking at betting the fights individually because you think that the return doesn't justify the stake. That by definition makes them bad bets.

>Whats 1.2? -120?
-500.

>>76958378
>That's the exact purpose of parlays dude.
The purpose of parlays is to extract money from idiots and put it into bookmaker's pockets.

Do you not understand what the definition of expected value is?

>>76958378
>That's the exact purpose of parlays dude.
I didn't think you could parlay 2 bets, thought it had to be at least 4?

>>76958388
>also why are you waiting for him to be a bigger favorite

I'm not? I want him to be less of a favourite?

I have a sneaking suspicion that Conor's fans will drop a fresh truck of money onto his lines after Conor "punks" Mayweather in public, thus increasing the value of my bet.

>>76958412
Fair enough. Might as well fight fucking Dennis Siver then, if he would avoid the winner of the (hopefully) inevitable Ferguson Khabib matchup.

>>76958372
How does the list of boys go?
Main, secondary then what?

>>76958432
>The purpose of parlays is to extract money from idiots and put it into bookmaker's pockets.
This coming from the guy who wants to put thousands of dollars on Floyd at negative odds?

Oh my sides.

Will heem finally apologise when bisping inevitably wins via decision over Romero?

>>76958434
you can parlay two bets dude

two leg parlays are the best value in mma betting imo

>>76958432
>It's a parlay because you're looking at the numbers on the payout and not looking at the math. You are balking at betting the fights individually because you think that the return doesn't justify the stake. That by definition makes them bad bets.

You are 100% wrong and you don't understand how parlays work

ask the only good fighter here anything

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>bisping beats Romero
>"BISPING ONLY BEATS OLD MEN"
>"B-BISPING WAITED FOR ROMERO TO GET OLD"

>>76958168
Casuals run MMA and boxing. They don't know who any of those guys are except for Nate. Good fights tho

>>76958454
the fascinating thing is trying to figure out how he got to this point

do you think he just made tons of shitty parlays and decided parlays were always bad? or did someone tell him that?

>>76958434
Depends on the book, I guess. Some people think that doubles and trebles aren't parlays; they are, they're just not called them by some people for some reason.

>>76958481
>You are 100% wrong and you don't understand how parlays work
Please enlighten me as to what you """""""think""""""" it is that I'm missing rather than wasting my time.

>>76958494
how are you so good

>>76958168
>Nate refused to fight Eddie and Tony
>Will fight a WSOF literally who

>>76958504
Australians are objectively the worst when it comes to MMA lol.

>>76958504
>Please enlighten me as to what you """""""think""""""" it is that I'm missing rather than wasting my time.

you are arguing that it's better to get worse value dude.

If you believe that Fighter A and Fighter B are both going to win, you're confident they are both going to win, you are actually going to tell me that it's better to make two individual bets and get worse value?

>>76958450
If he loses to floyd I think he's gonna fight Woodley next

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>>76958514
this one guy in particular is pretty bad though and I think he kinda of ruins it for the others sometimes

>>76958517
>you are arguing that it's better to get worse value dude.
You don't understand the definition of the fucking word. Are you Quebecois?

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Just imagining bisping controversially stopping romero and all the butthurt

>>76958544
If you believe that Fighter A and Fighter B are both going to win, you're confident they are both going to win, you are actually going to tell me that it's better to make two individual bets and get worse value?

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>>76958079
>You are literally arguing that the parlaying two bets increases their total expected value
That's exactly what they do tho....if you have two fighters both at 1.5 or -200 and you parlay them together you get even odds, as opposed to if you bet on them individually

Here let me show you:

Let's say you have $80, if you divide this into two bets of $40 each and bet on fighter 1 and they win, you get $20 back, if you bet on fighter 2 and they win you get $20, for a total profit of $40.

Now if you had parlayed them together you'd have won $80 and doubled your profit from strategy 1. Therefore you are by definition increasing the expected value by sticking them together instead of individually.

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>>76958556
Imagine a first round KO and he retires after

>/heem/: 55 posters
>/box/: 90 posters

MMAnlets on life support

Let me explain exactly how parlays work. Some people think you get better value with parlays, but that’s not true. I constantly see people say there is no value in betting a certain team straight, but if you put him in a parlay there is value. That’s not true at all! You get the exact same odds on each individual leg of a parlay as if you bet them straight, but it just appears the odds are better because there is a hidden step that takes place. You’re not getting any more true value by doing parlays. In fact, you are actually getting worse value long term because parlays add an element of luck since you need to hit every leg to profit. So any time you hear anyone say something like “there is no value in betting Team X straight but if you put them in a parlay that’s worth a bet,” blacklist them — that’s tell tale sign of someone who does not understand the proper way to bet and is therefore not worth your time.

>>76958596
Let’s say you want to do a 3-team parlay between three legs that are each priced at -300. Parlaying those three together would have odds of +137 — or +137.03 to be exact. So if you risk $100 on this, it will pay out $137.03 in profit. Now let’s say your sportsbook won’t let you parlay these teams for whatever reason. Here is how the workaround goes.

Step 1: Risk $100 (the same initial risk you’d make on the actual parlay) on the first leg at -300 to win $33.33.

Step 2: If that first leg wins, take that same initial risk of $100 plus the $33.33 in profit ($133.33 total) and put it on the second leg of the parlay at -300 to win $44.44.

Step 3: If that second leg wins, take the same initial risk of $100 plus the $33.33 in winnings from the first leg, then also the $44.44 in winnings from the second leg ($177.77) and put them on the third and final leg of the parlay at -300 to win $59.26.

Now, if that third and final leg wins, you have made $137.03 in total ($33.33 + $44.44 + $59.26 = $137.03). And remember, your initial risk was just $100 and all you did was take that same $100 and risk it multiple times along with each parlay leg’s profits. And if you lose at any point of this, you still only lose the initial risk of $100. Sure, you might lose $177.77 on the third and final leg, but remember $77.77 of that is the profits from the first two legs. It’s literally the exact same thing as doing a parlay, except you have to perform the process manually and see the partial profits along the way. All parlays do is complete the process automatically for you, but the steps are still the same, as is the initial risk and end profit.

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>>76958587
>/heem/ average time to 500 posts: 3 hours
>/box/ average time to 500 posts: 2 days

>>76958587
/box/ thread has been alive for 3 days. We burn through threads in a couple hours.

>>76958510
Nate just wants money just pay him or give him the chance to make it himself in an incentive payout

>>76958622
>2 days
More like 5 days

>>76958607
Parlays automatically take the initial risk and bet it on each leg of the parlay, along with the profits from each previous leg that wins. So, as you can see, there is nothing special about parlays. There are no magic odds or extra value added. It’s a very basic process and can easily be done manually if your book won’t let you parlays certain things

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Teruto vs Gray interests me

Teruto has shown some creepy ko power but Gray, even though he looked awful recently is still arguably the more skilled fighter with much better wins. I don't know whether to bet Teruto by ko or Gray by decision

Also if anyone is willing to make Teruto knocking down Artem?

>>76957605
I'm going to keep posting it until you apologize

>>76958642
Gray will probably try to wrestle him. Depends how good Teruto's TDD is from working with Team Manlet.

>>76958607
Good post friend. I was too lazy to do this.

>>76958642
Gray is BJ level of done IMO.

>>76958642
That's a tricky one. Gray is so godamn weathered but his grapplefuck game is still decent. I probably won't touch that one.

>>76958642
what round is it?

>>76958665
I copy and pasted it from
https://www.furysfightpicks.com/betting-fury-manual-parlays/

>>76958692
3rd round I think

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>>76958692
Round 3 about 2-3 minutes in I think

>>76958673
BJ is obviously just showing up for a paycheck. Pretty sure some goober from WME heard of him once and thought "WE GOTTA GET BJPENN BACK WHAT AN ANIMAL!"

I mean shit WME is transparent as fuck. Look at the recent presser they did Joanna/PVZ/Flatass/Borg
Well guess which two of those 4 are represented by WME? (PVZ and the Asian) which makes it obvious as to why they're in the same presser as the widely regarded two best woman fighters (trying to get some rub and shine off them).

WME is a pony show.