new fifa ranking

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>Poland 6

>>76954170
so we lost to Chile and we go up while Chile goes down?

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>>76955151
>trying to make sense of the FIFA ranking

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>>76954170

>mountainjews #5

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>>76954170
>Switzerland
Thanks, Teiber family

>artificially cut the image at top 14 only to exclude us

Fuck you Poland

>>76955151
I just want to know why Brazil always places so high when they haven't been close to winning a competition in the last 15 years.

>>76955705
They won the Olympic gold, Ahmed

>>76955705
>losing only one game on the WC qualifiers (to Chilel)
>winning Olympic Gold Medal
>stopped playing meme friendlies against shit tier NTs

>>76954170
Sorry, but this ranking is shit. It does not reflect reality in any way.

>>76955777
>>76955875
Stop pretending like the Olympic football tournament is anything but a meme.

>>76955921
t. Name of whatever type of immigrant moves to Poland

>getting points for confederations cup and olympics

sad

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I tried.

>>76956225

not bad

peruANO?

>>76954170
redpill me on Peru

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>>76956349
hard work and friendship

>>76956349
Altitude spics that have crazy stamina and are hard to play in Peru.

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All these SA teams
>Peru (gay)
>14

>>76954170
>switzerland

>>76954170
Based Poland and Switzerland, I hope that someday my country get near they level

>>76956349
they tried their best and succeeded in reaching top 15

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Feels good man.

>based polan at 6
the memea are real lads

>>76957956
Will we see Sweden in WC2018? Chile vs Swedecucks when?

Greece 38 OLE to think we were 49 last year this period. We comming back lads 8-)

>>76958113
Maybe, depends on our result against Holland away, and what we draw in eventual playoff

>>76954170
t. Grzegorz Kowalski
>>76955921
t. Volodymyr Shevchenko

>>76958238
Sorry my friend but u will draw us and the meme magic will let us through
2 matches aggrogate score : Swe - Gre 0 - 1
We ll win you in Athens 1-0 with 2 shots on target while you ll have 20 or 30. We ll draw you in Sweden with 2 shots in total vs like another 15-20 of yours.
We re masters in play offs sorry senpai. Better luck next time :) .

>14
wtf

>>76956382
>Altitude
Wrong

>>76958522
Might not have to do playoffs at all

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>>76958480

Why are England so high we are fucking dog shit

>>76954170
FIFA rankings are pure garbage and always have been.

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Perú will try their best!

>Mexico #16

Mexico is better than:
Switzerland
Poland
England
Peru
Croatia

>>76956349
They worship anime lolis

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>>76960823
Who doesn't?

WE OUT HERE

TOP 100 BITCH

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>>76960888
You don't understand, it gives them power.

>>76954170
Why is canada not on there?

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>>76961027
Because this isn't moose fucking or maple syrup slurping.

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w-will australia ever be back in the top 20?

>>76954170
>ranking calculation includes friendlies

that alone shows how meaningless they are

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>>76954170
>Switzerland
>Poland

>>76956349
The hand against huezil gave them trillions of points so they'll be up there for a while

>>76955705
They won 3 confederations cup in a row and an olympic gold medal

Daily reminder if your country is worse on ELO than you are on FIFA you are the problem and need to leave.

Is Switzerland doing well or is it because the fifa headquarters are there?

>>76956349
sea bolivians

>>76961109
why should it no include friendlies?

>>76958113
If we win vs Netherlands - yes. If France and Netherlands somehow both fuck up - yes.
I'm a bit worried about finishing second. The second round shit is such bullshit.

>>76961301
Because FAs can choose their own opposition, players don't play at 100% and managers use them as opportunities to try out tactics etc.

Friendlies are as competitive as pre-season matches

>>76961209

They're in the group of Portugal, and maybe they beat them in one game (don't know desu), but you apparently get a fuckton of sweet fifapoints for beating some NT that's won one of the last major championships.

To be fair all we did was not really lose any matches since like 2014
Not rocket science
Back when >we were dogshit from 2008-14 we sunk down to the 70s in the ranking

>>76956349
Like Canada but without a leaf

>>76956349
It is a bird americans eat at Thanksgiving. also slang for penis.
>>76959029
My cousin just came back from soroche in Cuzco. Come on.

>>76954170
>Poland and Switzerland would be seeded teams if the WC draw were today

>>76955705
God tier girl(male) prostitutes sent to fifa hq every week.

>>76956349
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>>76964991
There is literally only 1 reason for me to ever learn Spanish and that's to read and understand this pasta.

why did the USA drop? they had a good string of games

>>76965027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sah84dVsNl4

>>76964595
They play in Lima, altitude 20 meters or something like that

>>76961006
which tournament is this?

>>76954170
http://www.football-rankings.info/2017/07/fifa-ranking-august-2017-preview.html
Wait for the next month, Portugal is going to drop so Switzerland and Poland would be even higher

I'm pretty sure some tournaments aren't even considered by FIFA when they make this ratings.

>>76960888
non pedos

>>76961891
Also a zillion points were gained by beating Jermany 2-0 in 2014 after the World Cup

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>>76954170
>Netherlands 32th

>>76971859
>32th

Is English your 3th language ?

>northern ireland that far ahead of scotland

How the fuck will the jocks recover?

>>76971895
32nd*
and actually almost 3rd language you autistic burguer

>>76971859
Hello darkness my old friend

>>76955948
>anyone immigrating to poland

>>76956377
t. Johnson Santos de Bolivar

>>76971859
>>76972080
Below such legendary football countries like Iran, Congo, Senegal, Egypt and Iran.

This ranking couldn't be more of a joke if it tried.

>>76972744
what has the netherlands accomplished in the least 3 years though?

>>76971949
Hello Romania

Don't see anything wrong Tbh. Non-countries who are shit at football BTFO

>>76974474
Isenneger hi how are you?

>>76955151
wow a team lost to another QUICK SWITCH THEIR RANKINGS AT ONCE

>>76972744
those countries might be garbage, but they actually try
the dutch NT is a clusterfuck of half-implemented, conflicting philosophies and decisions by committee

>>76974545
Fuck off fa- nah you're right.

>USA goes down 12 spots despite not losing a single game in 2017
Wtf i hate fifa rankings now.

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>>76971859
HOLY SHIT it's true. What the fuck happened?

Toothpastes explain yourselves.

>>76959535
They were kind enough to leave San Marino and Luxembourg to us.

>>76974616
van Gaal left and got replaced by a hack
Robben got old
too many African half-breeds

>>76966658
Copa America 2016

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>>76974591

>mexico is 11th
>they have to equalize against US at the azteca
>go from last to 3rd in concacaf qualifying
>beat ghana, the best team in africa
>drop to 25th

>>76960804
kek no

>>76961872
They did, 2-0 at home. And 7 wins out of 7 since the Euros.

>>76974616
>misses EURO16
>third in their WC qualification group
that's Israel tier

>>76974699
CHI

>>76974736

how does that make me a CHI

>>76956349
Nice place; you should visit sometime.

Gareca has really turned this NT around. They will compete for 2022 along with an improving Venezuela.

Not 14th best in the world, but probably top-20.

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>>76954170
>finland 110th

At least we'll be in Group D in the UEFA Nations League

>>76974744
because I'm retarded and thought you were talking about Mexico

>3rd in CONCACAF qualifying
embarrasing desu

>>76955151
technically it was a draw, and they went on to lose a game.

>>76974820

we have a few more games to make it up to 2nd

we wont, but theres a chance

peruvian cocaine my nigs

>>76974699
Ghana are not the best team in Africa

>>76974616
We traded football relevancy for F1 relevancy

why are england always in the top 15?

>>76974876
t. Mouhammed ben Bouchaouchi

>>76975165
great at friendlies and qualifiers

>>76975185
'ok'

>>76975165
15 sounds about right considering there's only 30 odd national teams that aren't small islands or warzones

>>76975463
But you're not even Croatia tier.

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>>76975463

and what kind of team would lose to one of those islands, amirite?

>>76975245
hhhh

>>76975516
shit happens. they knocked portugal out in the groups and netherlands from even qualifying too

>>76975516
>english goalkeeping

>>76960804
Stick to your Gold Cup Jose

>>76960804
>Draw agains USA at home
Peru will beat the living shit out of you if they try their best, and they always do.

>>76955151
lost in penalties doesnt count

>>76971859
team of minorities..... become shit poetry...

>>76974616
team full of minorities

>>76960804
this except Croatia

threadly reminder ABM is a mental disease

>>76955948
no one moves to poland

>>76976515
https://www.11v11.com/teams/mexico/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Peru/

mexico has 12 wins against peru and 9 losses

>>76975136
I mean, I don't think it's likely, but just imagine Verstappen never winning a WDC.

>>76961141
Olympic Gold doesn't count as it's a non-FIFA u-23 competition only.
However they have also won the 2004 and 2007 Copa America competitions.