What is Ronaldo's diet?

coffee and cigarettes

Franks and beans

>>76953981
TSUUUUUUUUshi

his sons cum

girl's (male) dicks and water (semen)

alkalised water, activated almonds, homemade coconut, steroids.

>>76953999
kek

The perro's caca.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLORONALDOFAGSBTFOOOOOOO

Morroccan cum

>>76953981
dick mostly

chicken, tuna and cum

anal rape

Female sperm

>>76953981
dick

Oat, nuts, honey, and SEMEN

>>76953981
Mostly cocks

>>76953981
twinks

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A lot of bronze.

>>76953981
TSUUUUUUUU's latissimus look great, but his underdeveloped pectorals let him down.

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Manga (fruit)

>>76954580
His traps look like shit.

>>76954580
Pecs are heavy as fuck and dont aid being an endurance athlete or footbal, in any massive way apart from helping jump but only when you entend your arms up, whcih is dodgy in football

>>76953981
anything but Cheese pizza and Sprite

I hate how this faggot thinks he's jacked. He's got very low body fat and nice abs.

>>76954758
why don't you look like him then?

>>76953981
Gallons of semen, he likes to mix up the geographical source but i heard Moroccan is his favorite

>>76953981
how isn't every post in here cock!?

>>76955111
kek

>>76953981
>What is Ronaldo's diet?
Trophies. A lot of Trophies.

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>>76953999
my sides
also checked

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>>76953981
Lewa looks much better tho

>>76955967
that hardness and thickness of his arms, definition between shoulders and arms, round shoulders and vascularization everywhere... Not natty.

>>76953981

not sprite and cheese pizza that's for sure.

Manchowder

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>>76958764
Yep. The shoulders give it away.
He reminded me of this skelleton.

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>>76953999

>>76959405
Jesus christ, what the hell is this

>>76959676
anorexic on steroids

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>43 yo

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>>76953999
Well played

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>>76953981

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Random greens, chicken and (?) Guacamole?

And wholegrain bread.

Sperm from his black friend

Badr Hari's dong sauce

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>>76959986
wut is this

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>>76960124
And tuna, eggs, potatoes, tomatoes, calamari and olives.

>>76960151
tu tens é inveja do sucesso do cristiano. parvalhão

ronaldo said in an interview he has never been on a diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DABhh93CHRM

>>76960904
Those are onion rings

>>76961168
No.

>>76961395
Yeah they are you fucking lardass

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>>76963046
Fried squid is my regional dish. There's a 0% chance that those are onion rings.

Chicken and fish and vegetables and fruit and whole wheat pasta and literally nothing else I imagine

>>76963094
You can't guarantee that though

am i the only one that actually thinks he looks kinda gross

i mean his chest does not exist, it's just lats

>>76964322
he isnt a bodybuilder

>>76964255
shut your ignorant mouth up, boy

you got BTFO and are embarrassing my country

>>76964342
Ya but even then you don't need to be a body builder to not have your entire body literally just be your lats.

I mean his body is dominated by those lats.

To a disturbing degree. It looks like he has wings.

>>76964361
He needs those wings to be fast. He is aerodynamic. Like a flying squirrel.

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>>76964350
There's no way he can't prove to me those aren't onion rings

>>76964407
you just wanted to use that reaction image. im on to your little game anon.

>>76964361
yeah its shit, huge lats, no existent delts/pecs/triceps/biceps

unaesthetic as fuck

Halal diet but with minimum carb and zero added sugar.

Weed brownies

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Zuppa di Macaco una delizia

>>76954012
meme, meme, ?, this

>>76959944
>Well played
>prayed*

>>76953981
Nothing but grade A pussy

>>76953981
the blood of his cloned children

He's from Madeira, so bananas and fish

>>76966142
welcome newfriend

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>Why are you still eating tuna and salmon, anon?
>Sardine populations replenish much quicker and fishing them doesn't upset the marine enviroment.

>>76971279

>White bread

This surprises me. Is bread being unhealthy a meme?

Nandrolone

>>76971318
Spaniards and Portuguese eat shitloads of white bread, they have it with every dish
It's a cultural thing, like pizza for Messi

Clenbuterol

>>76971838
Messi eats milanesa

>>76955967
that's shooped

What do you think his favorite kind of TSUUUUUP is? My money is on minestrone.

like all soccer faggots, his diet is semen.

>>76953981

The tears of Messi fanboys

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Here's a 40 year old UFC fighter. They are legally obligated to get randomly blood tested by USADA (e.g. they can come to your home at 6 in the morning, they can show up when your on vacation in another country).

>the city of drug testing

>>76973490
tbf he failed a drug test last year but he was able to bullshit his way out of it with the tainted supplement excuse

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>>76973490

my coworker is talking his daily diarrhea dump and I can hear it all
wat do

>>76973634
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76973634

One of my old housemates was Indian and he use to eat spicy foods and currys all day every day and then spend like an hour on the toilet every evening.

Like why would you fucking do that to yourself?

>>76973885
to enjoy the feeling of shitting in a proper bathroom instead of a street longer

Light a match.