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Bookies have slashed the odds on Riyad Mahrez heading to Arsenal from Leicester City. The 26-year-old forward, who has been on Arsene Wenger's radar for some time, could become the Gunners' third big summer signing. (Leicester Mercury)

>West Ham are emerging as the frontrunners to sign Burnley striker Andre Gray, 26, for £15m. The player has one year left on his contract at Turf Moor and rejected the offer of a new deal. (London Evening Standard)

Premier League newcomers Huddersfield are close to signing defender Mathias Jorgensen, 27, from FC Copenhagen for around £3.5m. (Sun)

>Newcastle United are still interested in trying to broker a loan deal for Liverpool winger Sheyi Ojo, despite the Reds planning to take a look at the 20-year-old in pre-season. (Newcastle Chronicle)

Burnley have had a £3m bid accepted by Stoke for 33-year-old striker Jon Walters. (Sky Sports)

>Championship side Birmingham are considering a loan move for Southampton striker Sam Gallagher, 21, who scored 12 goals on loan at Blackburn last season. (Birmingham Mail)

Europa League tonight - St Johnstone need 2 goals to go through against a Lithuanian team

>>76953488
>an increase of £125,000 a week on his current deal

sanchez earns £275k a week does he?

Apparently Lukaku is going to United for £75m

That escalated quickly

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40516483

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why?

is there literally anything he would bring to everton?

would he even start?

im confused as to why anyone would buy him honestly

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how hard will he be exposed this season on a scale from 20th to 1st ?

Friendly reminder that you can actually copy and paste images into your reply rather than copying an image URL or saving one from google

>>76953510
>9:30am - Utd look to get Lukaku
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40516483
>10:15am - Utd agree £75m fee for Lukaku
what the..

>>76953511
He will probably play as a CAM or Inside forward rather than a Striker. Basically a temporary replacement for Barkley

>>76953511
oversees image. isn't the owner a chink billionaire, just think what sponsors he will be doing

>>76953512
3rd

>>76953522
youre referring to me, the OP, and I know what youre saying. I mix between 2 on my pleasure

>>76953512
Depends on who they sign.
I can't see them winning again if they either lose Hazard or don't sign a Costa replacement

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>>76953510
tfw we, chelsea, get morata instead

>media preparing to switch to Sanchez the villain viewpoint

Everything proceeding as planned for city then

Give >US 100 GORILLION now you rich cunts.

>>76953510
wow what happened to Everton holding out for £100m?

chelshit btfo though what are they gonna do now

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>>76953554
>mfw United buy Lukaku and Morata and finish outside the top 4 again

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Christ

>>76953566
Glorious

We 90s again

>>76953558
Probably has something to do with United paying a large amount of Rooneys wages.

>>76953563
when was the last time mouyes played two up front? inter in 2010? morata won't leave halal unless he's a starter

>Lukaku
>Morata

JUST BUY BELOTTI MOU YOU FUCK

>>76953566
Just fuck my shit up senpai

That is the most horrendous goalkeeper kit I have seen since the early/mid 90s

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>>76953528
>Rooney replaces Barkley
strange times we live in

>>76953575
the bbc report says
>The move for Lukaku is not connected to talks aimed at takingUnited forward Wayne Rooney to Everton.

>>76953579
>Buy a 1 season wonder for £88m

>>76953566
>Oneills

Taig scum.

How does lukaku do against teams who park the bus?

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>£150m for Ronaldo is too much but £75 MILLION FOR LUKAKU is fine

>>76953566
genius move to distract the striker

Does anyone here think Pep will win the premier league before his contract runs out, I just can't see his meme tactics winning it

>>76953589
Barkley refuses to sign a new contract and he isn't wanted by Koeman anymore as he has a shit work rate

>>76953589
Barkley is just as shit imo. Both ruin attacks all the time. Rooneys just slower and has a better social media presence (which won't matter unfortunately, chinkys obsess over United not Rooney)

>>76953579
>buy the overpriced italian little pea
no thank you

>>76953604
who knows, no one parks the bus against everton

>>76953604
question should be how does lukaku do for teams who park the bus themselves..

>>76953606
Ronaldo would demand like £500k+ a week wages on top of a £150m fee for a 32 y/o

He is an amazing player but expensive as shit and not really what United need

Plus Mou and Ronaldo hate each other

So is Morata at United yet

>>76953620
jej

>>76953608

Interest ended in Morata
Now lukaku is my meme striker

>>76953594
Just like kane amirite

Hes better than bench warmer Morata who can only score vs relegation fodder

why do they even have to buy Lukaku? Isn't there a second tall black man with good physicals available on the planet?

>>76953628
they've just agreed a fee for Lukaku and have ended their interest in Morata

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>>76953608
>Morata interest ended
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU FUCKED UP PEREZ.

>>76953644
Flo: wtf I hate United now

>>76953579
Belotti is not going anywhere this season

>>76953636
should've bought harry meme t b h

>>76953609
If he gets his fullbacks in yes, I think the centrebacks being exposed was mainly due to clichy becoming a complete shitter and sanga/zaba being too far past their prime.

Doesn't help that kev brown and aguero missed a horrific number of sitters between themselves, city just couldn't kill any games off last season

>>76953644
how? they don't need the money

>>76953635
He hasn't proven himself over a second season yet so will remain a one-season wonder till he does it again

It is a risk to sign a player who might not necessarily adapt to the PL as well. Morata adapted to Italy as well as Spain so is less of a risk, and Lukaku is a proven PL goalscorer and Morata has scored a fair amount of important goals in the CL.

>75m for the black andy carroll

>>76953661
apparently they do for the Mbappé transfer. Perez has shown to be an utter cock gobbler with the Morata transfer. United offer over £60m for him, the player, his Dad, and his agent have all personally spoken to Perez asking to push through the transfer, and now he's sat with egg on his face.
Not to mention any deal now for De Gea to satisfy his hard on is completely fucked

>>76953566
who /fromwycombe/ here

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>MORE! MORE PLAYERS!

R/ing your most distorted REEEing Pepe for when Lukaku chooses the no. 10 instead of 9

>>76953609
If he keeps Kompany fit and signs his fullbacks he should make a good run of things I would think.

Also probably needs Gundogan to stay fit

>>76953677
>£90m for the Belgian Chocolate Mitrovic

>>76953688
I think Rafa is criminally underrated desu

>>76953512
Does he wear a wig?

Chelsea are the real loser here. What the fuck, meme Batshuayi as the only striker?

kek
e
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>>76953688
Excellent England international goalkeeper for sale, 30million bargain price just for you :^)

>lukaku for 75 million
>gaybriel jesus for 25 million

>CUSTOMERS

>75m for the Higuain of pacey nogs

>>76953718
>homegrown fee £50m
its about right

will Spurs or Chelsea sign any players this summer?

>>76953659
I agree, don't think it's possible though

>75 million for the black grant holt

>>76953728
lukaku isn't homegrown, I know it's hard to imagine but there are black people out there who aren't "british"

Legit question:

Are the guys on /pol/ "ironically" supporting trump or are they legit fans?
Obviously I can't ask this question over there

>75m for the black Bas Dost

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expect a resignation
>>76953740
he signed at Chelsea when he was 18, usually qualifies

>>76953740
He counts as a homegrown.

>>76953740
Lukaku is Homegrown you mong. He played in the PL between the ages of 18 to 21

>75m for the black Franco do Santo

lukaku replaces zlatans goals but doesn't help their lack of midfielder goals so what's the plan

>>76953743
they were during the election because of
>meemee magicka
now theyre all memeing still; but the fire hath been exstinguished

>75m for the blacker Darren Bent

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HOLY FUCK LMAO

>>76953774
Made me look

>>76953763
you were probably the anon who was correct saying no chance Lukaku AND Morata. I was hoping 2 strikers, but yeah its still a problem

>>76953745
>£30m for the actuall Bas Dost

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The SHOCKING new Celtic signing's identity will be unveiled today, guys.

JUST
U
S
T

>>76953743
I think they legit like him in that Trump disrupts the progressive paradigm they hate, and they also adore his vulgarity. So he's like a funnier version of your regular republican president.

how many days until Conte quits??

>>76953661
>they don't need the money
ayyy they have to sell before signing every summer

>>76953789
472

>75m for the blacker Clinton morrison

>>76953774
cheeky attempt Hames

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>>76953758
No. He arrived at Chealse when he was 19 not 18

>>76953789
0

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huehuehue

where will Perez now get those funds he needs this summer?

>75m for lukaku

Is this a joke. He's worth literally 2/3rd's of that. They could have bought Cristiano Ronaldo and Lacazette for that money. Both are better players according to sqauwka.

>75m for a beta Balotelli

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>>76953799
I feel violated now

>>76953805
Chelsea probably. Morata works with Conte again

Stats and attributes required to play in the EPL:

>pace
>agility
>physical strength/size
>be black or south american

Stats and attributes that will get you benched in the EPL:

>high passing skill
>composure
>work rate
>be white and/or an englishmen

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JUST

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>500 talents of silver for the dabbing Peter Crouch

>>76953774
Nice try, Antonio

>>76953812
>Burnley buy Walters
bad move by Stoke

>>76953805
They're the 2nd richest club on the planet

>>76953792
they don't need to sign anyone though
they'll still probably flog hamez for a shitload anyway

How sad will customers be when they realize this is all a tactic from Mino to raise Lukakus wages at Chelsea

>>76953826
Honestly now that you mention it. Would not surprise me.

>>76953824
they still need money for Mbappé

>>76953824
and yet they had to sell players every time they went for a big new signing

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>75 billion credits for the leagues biggest stat padder

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you mad whitebois?

>>76953824
And have a huge wagebill, they can't go spend £100-200m every summer like the Top 6 in the PL can if they wanted to

awaiting a meltdown instagram post from Morata's wife..

>>76953816
Won't someone think of the poor whites

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>Chelsea plastic damage control
lmao

>>76953852
Yeah she'll be real sad living in Madrid instead of Manchester

>>76953852
>spic wives

All the cunts do is moan about living in manchester

She's probably he happiest girl in the world

>>76953868
but lets face it, having your husband be a United player does wonders financially. All the chink customers wont have heard of him until weeks ago

>>76953873
He just hates transfers that don't happen on deadline day

>>76953849
Lukaku has a good body desu, Pogba just looks African

>>76953849
I have a better body than both...

>>76953523
Rooney agent is stronk. He somehow managed to bully United into paying 250k for a reserve player for the last 5 years.

>>76953873
Was Jim White not the one who was reporting that United had signed Benatia last season

>>76953849
why do European blacks so desperate to be american

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>>76953634
underrated laughs were had

Does anyone else think the terminator with christian bale wasn't that bad?

>>76953894
I think that was >Moyes being afraid to make a ballsy decision more than anything.

>>76953899
man it's the same here with anyone of any colour that isn't white.. philippino.. african.. asian.. they all dress "urban" and try and be african american it's sad.

>>76953577
>inter in 2010
no, etto was a winger

>>76953907
yeah i know but i think europeans should be more proud

LUKKAKU>>LACAZETEE

>>76953894
>Bullied
Nah moyes loved Rooney. If he can get him another big contract when he's currently at championship level then he is good though

>>76953902
Was too serious and looked like a modern FPS with all its brown and yellow. Think the thing that made the Terminator good was how silly it was

>>76953926
they dont have any place here, so they have to emulate americans

>>76953931
Yes, but that's hardly a feat.

>Wake up
>SNUBSEA in full swing
WOO

>>76953926
>Blacks
>European
Even the niggers themselves know they aren't European. Its why they they grasp at the only "culture" that niggers have invented that doesn't mean they have to live in mudhuts with bones through their noses.

>>76953873
White is mates with Everton owner.

He might be right on this one.

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Bye Judas


Nice to see Burnley signing british players still though

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>hrruh, my Sky Sports Franchise of choice for the year "cucked" yours because we might be paying £75 million for somebody I know is good from FIFA 17 youtube videos

Lads, get a grip. I actually don't even think a lot of you like football that much.

>Rickie Lambert to Plymouth
only thing halting the move is his 25k a week wages

>Zlatan ded
>Sign the black Zlatan

Oh my, there are people here who still doubt Mou's ability to attract the best players.

>>76953958
Are you >implying that we haven't all watched Lukaku play?

>>76953958
Come back when you're not owned by literal poo in loos.

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I don't know what to feel.

I was always kind of resistant with Lukaku signing for Chelsea, I thought he would do alright but not super well.

Now I'm literally sad that it's not going to happen, not because he would have lit the league up but just because Chelsea won't sign anybody better and short of signing Rudiger/Bakayoko/Sandro/Morata and perhaps a winger Conte is as good as gone

Looking forward to Europa League again

>>76953958
who said lukaku was good? everyone knows hes a meme

>>76953965
>What Ibrahimovic can do with a ball, I can do with a watermelon

>>76953958
to be fair transfer season becomes as much a spectator sport as football itself

>>76953978
As long as he memes 25 league goals a season I don't think anybody cares.

Aubameyang > Lacazette > Pookaku

>>76953974
>europa league
lol, we're having no europe in 18/19. watch us win the prem that season

>>76953965
>uses Lukaku as an example who also has the same agent as 3 of the 4 players they signed last year by bribing said agent
What did he mean by this

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>>76953958
>This nonce is still on /sp/
I'm disapointed that you cunts haven't driven out this confirmed sex offender. He was exposed years back. Get your act together /sp/.

>Manchester United agree £75m deal with Everton for Romelu Lukaku

Is Chelshit finished?

Chelsea are stuck with Morata, can see conte leaving

So we're going to give up the chase for the 2 time CL winner for Lukaku.

For the same fee.

Sounds logical.

>>76954003
Benteke for £50m lad, any day now

they should have just extended the contract with Zlatan for one more year and look for another striker in the meantime. They could probably get a pretty decent striker in the next transfer window in december and then and bench Zlatan.

>>76953701
hair transplant

>>76954000
Proof. I want a giggle

>>76954018
Zlatan is dead

>>76953566
That's world class though

>Real Mashit trying to tout their backup striker for 3 figure sums.
>United sign a proven EPL striker instead based on the price instead of a meme Ronaldo understudy.

I bet they'll give them a discount on the Michael Keane sell on clause too. Plus the fact that United have a good relationship with Everton after sending Phil Neville, Schneiderlin. Cleverley, Gibson and Saha over.

>>76953566
>Blocks your path

Thank God Arsenal managed to secure Lacazette first. Who knows what kind of crazy money Chelshit can cough up if they grow desperate.

>>76953920
fair enough
so chelsea way back then

>>76954044
At least Fatton used to get in shape every year or so, Rooney has been a fat cunt since Ronaldo left.

>>76954044
jesus christ lmao

>>76954044
I see who's getting the best deal here.

>>76953986
Fug

Transfer to my cock must have fallen through

>>76954055
She looks like a cut rate tranny

Mourinho is going to get Conte sacked in pre season, what a legend.

>>76954044
Jesus Christ, Ricky Hatton is a fucking mess.

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What did he mean by this?

>>76953986
excluding defenders, mcwfc is taller than mcfc

>>76953866
I don't want chelsea to be in it. Lukaku is a cart horse. I was happy when the special one sold the cunt in 2014

>>76954096
shit. Morata would be handy for Mouyes hoofball

>>76954083
>celtic manlet hides behind celtic regular person
>MFF manlet stands up for himself

>>76954096
wheres the penalty stat?

Check one two
Good afternoon, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed


>>76953743
I don't post on /pol/ but I take a peak sometimes to have a laff at them and they shit up /sp/ and other boards. From what I can tell most of them fell for him.

>>76953988
La société du Spectacle innit

>>76954096
How does Kane have such a low aerial duels percentage? He's like 6'3

Also, Lacazette has a pretty decent shot to goal ratio

>>76954152
>How does Kane have such a low aerial duels percentage? He's like 6'3
pochettino memeball

>>76954131
>Lel Liga aerial duels won counting for anything

That manlet league makes Ronaldo look like a good header of the ball.

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>>76954152
He has the highest conversion rate in the top 5 leagues

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>>76954096
fixed

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>>76954152
>>76954165
also jack of all trades master of none (exept being the mong in my heart)

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>Squawka
Are you slovak in disguise

need to know how many of the benalties were won by lacazette

>>76954191
>per 90minutes
lmao

>>76953743
>believing mainstream media propaganda in the year 2017
wew there laddiekins, is Austria that far behind the times that you still believe the papers? Can't wait until you find out there are no WMDs in Iraq tbqwyf

>>76954233
last season, 10

>>76954262
not scored, won

>>76954250
What's wrong with stats per 90 minutes?

>>76954276
plays with the stats to make super subs look unbelievable or unfit players who cant play 90 minutes to be competent.
I prefer per match

>>76954271
missed 3, so 13.

Obamayoung to Tianjin Quanjian when?

>>76954260
Not that guy but this has nothing to do with the mayne stream meteor.

>>76954271
1

>>76954297
Really no metrics that useful execpt overall, the 90 minute meme caters towards those who play sub against shit teams

>>76954313
lel i mean how of them were awarded from a foul on him

chelsea fans are losing their shit on twitter some claiming to be done with the club
this is everything thats wrong with football these days
they literally won the premier league weeks ago but because they have not yet spent hundreds of millions of pounds they are throwing their toys out of the pram

>>76954044
ricky hatton looks like phil carmichael the chef

>>76953716
we will buy icardi screencap this post

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>75 million Great British pounds sterling for the Belgian Rudy Gestede

>>76954340
read the comments
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/882887282205892608

>>76954083
Fuck why are tall people so handsome? I'm fucking envious.

>>76954340
The only thing "wrong" in this situation is the advent of twitter.

People would be saying the same thing amongst their mates at their local pub/at work.

>first Tolisso
>now Lukaku

Why is our club so poorly run when it comes to buying players?

>>76954381
they had the title wrapped up by december united finished outside the top 4 yet because reports are claiming that they have lost out to lukaku to them they are now done with the club

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#BeInspired
#GirlPower

Literally forgot Chelsea won the league haha

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>>76954365
idk you tell me

>>76954403
Do they actually wear makeup during games

>>76954414
is she wearing makeup? she looks like she needs more

>>76954425
Looks like she wearing eyeliner

>>76954403
with that face she could play for the men's team

what a waste of money

>>76954340
>>76954381
Desu I understand the anger, people fear it could be another 2015-16 season.

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>just won the league
>already in meltdown during preseason
>mfw chelshit struggles to finish top 4 next season

>>76954445
like clockwork

>>76954403
but barca women arent quite the same dominating force the male squad is

>>76954445
and then they win the next season

Cavani will go to lelsea

>>76954399
>yet because reports are claiming that they have lost out to [insert player here] to them they are now done with the club

I see this every year.

I still remember when United signed Fellaini when >we were linked with Thiago and Fabrigas or when we "settled" for Kagawa when we were linked with Hazard. By now, a quarter of >our fans should be bandwagoning some other club.

Football fandom is fickle for either the vocal minority or the vast majority, idk the stats.

>>76954340
they're losing Costa though and didn't have any depth to begin with, their concerns are legitimate imho

>we should have voted for the socialist multi millionaire fraudster

Howling
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bernie-and-jane-sanders-under-fbi-investigation-for-bank-fraud-hire-lawyers/

>>76954340
Plastic cunts. Good thing they are fucking off.

Perro lukaka

>>76954477
Fuck off >>>/pol/

>>76954477
wtf I'm a Bernout now, kind of regret donating my entire student loan now.

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where lukaku at?

>>76954046
No big money team want him, instead Arsenal paid crazy money for the penalty merchant Darren Bent.

>>76954506
Is Iborra not really good irl

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>>76954481
great post

what will happen to morata if rom goes to united?

>>76954403
tfw actually watch city women and kinda annoyed by this

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r/chelseafc is now saying the board should go for dybala. why is redit so fucking retarded?

>>76954559
Filing a report for cyberbullying and racism as I type.

>>76954556
won't be surprised if Chelsea buy him in panic (which would be better because I think he's a better Costa replacement.)

or maybe Woodward would do a cheeky double swoop.

>>76954572
dybala probably wants to leave chokers juve and join the elite premier league

>>76954556
he was always happy to stay
bet chelsea go for belotti or aubamayeng instead

>>76954559
>goes to the african cup of nations
i thought he played for belgium?

>>76954572
Most people talk about Morata and Bellotti though.

>>76954589
tbf he's a bit of a choker himself. Would be cool to see him at chelskji tho even if I don't see how he would fit

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>friday night games
this is fucking shit for us

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>https://twitter.com/D_Berbatov09/status/882914782822760448

all but confirmed

>>76954572
>why is redit so fucking retarded?
summerfags. much more prevalent on reddit than they are on here, words like 'hijack', 'swoop' and 'raid' are used more often, etc.

>>76954609
Good thing its the english league then mate

does ed woodward have a BLACKED fetish?

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>>76954614
ayy lmao

>>76954614
THANK FUCK HAHAHAHHAHA
He'll be in the Englnd team for the next 5 years though

>>76954614
He looks like that fucking kid with the Osama beard

>>76954620
not really lol

>>76954490
>If you disagree with something you're from /pol/

>>76954616
Its always summer on reddit, only good thing there is getting streams

>>76954620
>english league
Lmao, if you say so

>>76954639
and news, redditors seem to F5 for news more than any other forum or imageboard thanks to their upboat system

>>76954614

Wtf I love Rooney now. Maşallah Rooney.

>>76954634
This is a sports board you fucking idiot, I don't care if you're if you're a neonazi or a commie, just stay ontopic.

>>76954634
this is not a thread for yank politics is his point

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>What was that? You want our bechwarmer? that's £60m.
>I mean £70m
>sorry the correct price is £72m
>err... it's £79.9m now

You know he doesn't want to sell. He just want to take a piss for DeGea bamboozle and free marketing.

Real tried to buy De Gay nicely and manure fucked them with le fax machine broke XDXDXDXD

Then Manure wanted Morata and were literally shocked and disgusted Real would give him away for free

Then they decide to target a player mouyes rejected
>D-Didnt w-want Moratta anyway

lmao

>just weeks ago people were certain Rooney would go to China
is the power of /trans/ i've been hearing so much about?

>>76954634
>/sp/ - politics

>>76954604
broeder...

>>76954656
>>76954657
Seems like it is if you look a few posts up. Nice cognitive dissonance

>>76954660
>>76954675
ABUs insist theyd rather have pretty white boy morata than proven premier league goal scorer lukaku

>>76954695
ooooooooooooh
nog niet helemaal wakker

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Let the cringebowl begin.

>http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/06/manchester-united-fans-hail-ed-woodward-after-red-devils-hijack-chelseas-75m-romelu-lukaku-transfer-6759419/

might just top myself if rppney goes to everton

thick shits are bigging the transfer up with muh global marketability, muh top manure scorer, muh england captain

rooney is finished, and has been since 2012
his marketability is directly related to the fact that he is captain in the most plastic club in the world
he will not be an england player much longer

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>livershit

>>76954713
I just hope they don't do one of those dumbass announcement videos

Yvan eht nioj

>>76954724
he's going for free and i doubt he'll start so is it really that bad? at least the media will give everton some air time with him there

>>76954713

I wish we could go back to the times when normies didn't meme.

>>76954316
Mate if you seriously cannot link the mainstream media and the character assassination of President Trump (that has been executed by and in the mainstream media) then how the fuck do you operate a computer? Or are you honestly, honestly telling me that you think what the papers and networks say about President Trump is true? Or that it's a fair reflection? That it is in anyway close to objective? Please don't tell me you think the public's fierce and vocal opposition to him is because they are truly informed on all his pros and cons. Becaus, factually, the masses have been wipped into a fervour, by the elements at the top of Western society that use the mainstream media as their mouthpiece.

Genuinely thought the average level of intelligence was higher round these parts.

>inb4 gb2pol
I'm not even a Trump fan. I just like the truth

Fuck madrid. As a UTD customer they are one of our worse enemies when it comes to transfers. I hate it when we sell them players and i dont want to give them money either so fuck them

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>>76954729
>haha we took a player from Chelshit and Buyern!1!
of course they will...

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>>76954748
>Genuinely thought the average level of intelligence was higher round these parts.

Conte out when

Diego Costa's return to Atletico Madrid could be made official as early as today. Due to Atleti's ban on registering players, he cannot play for his old side until January and could go on loan to a Chinese Super League club in the meantime. (AS)

>Barcelona transfer target Marco Verratti will only leave PSG if they sign Mbappe and Philippe Coutinho, which is unlikely. (Mundo Deportivo)

Chelsea haven't given up on Juventus left-back Alex Sandro, but admit the deal is getting harder to pull off. (Corriere dello Sport)

>>76954780
a few weeks after costa leaves

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>>76954704
>Any other of our players picked your interest?
>Bale? James? Varane?
>or do you want an emotional reunion with Cristiano?

>>76954713

Customers do this every year

>Falcao and Di Maria
BASED WOODWARD
>Both flop
>FUCKING WOODWARD

>Depay, Schweinsteiger, and Martial for 75m
ED WOODWALLAH PBUH
>All flop
>FUCKING WOODWARD

>Mkhitaryan and Pogba
>All flop and gave Raiola 50m in fees
>...

>>76954675

It was confirmed at the time that it was Real who fucked up.

>>76954760
Christ look at all that red

>>76954806
>armenian man
>flop

If we lose Costa, who will we play up front?

[anxiety intensifies]

>>76954816
loic remy

>>76954816
I thought the plan was always to buy Lukaku with the money made from the Costa sale?

can't wait for the North London title fight next season senpais

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>>76954760

Messi truly is >our guy

>>76954816
Pato

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>>76954832
>golden shoes

>>76954816
icardi

Gotta weird feeling lelsea are gonna go in for aguero

>>76954748
Bruv, everyone knows most of the media has a bias (I think you might like Manufacturing Consent in case you have not read it). It's good that you try to open your third eye.

>>76954744
This is the future we chose

>>76954850
The transfer everyone sleeps on.

Mauro is just too much of a bitch to lose his Inter captaincy

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Doesn't work as well for him as it does for Pep but
>mfw to smart for transfers

>>76954816
Whoever loses the race for Lukaku will end up taking Morata.

>>76953625
They'd make that back in shirt sales alone. Plus the guaranteed payout from winning the prem league. Ronald would be insane to leave RM for anything less than guaranteed competitiveness. United are not guaranteed to compete for the prem league title.

Lukaku might get 25 goals if he's on form, Ronald would get 50 goals. No brained.

>>76954826
>money made from the Costa sale
Atletico bid was £22m lol, they won't shy from this chance.

>>76954831

>North London title fight
T. Arsene Wenger

It's between City and Spurs with Arsanal collapsing in December la

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>>76954875
delete this

>>76954816
belotti, aubameyang, morata (for 50m lel)

if not, batshit can come on and rape the prem

>>76954898
ynr Wembley

>>76954899
all i really want for this transfer window for >us is just for sissoko to leave.

>>76953683
>>76953683

dont know whether to laugh at snubchester or chelsea here

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>>76954927
Adrien silva to replace sissoko and a pacy winger that isn't dog shit

>you now remember Clinton N'Jié and Georges-Kévin Nkoudou

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post yfw no one ends up buying lukaku

>>76954927

T. Bh who is available that would improve the first team? Poch has shown that he's great with either developing youth or rotation.

>>76954962
nkoudou seems like good Craic would be cool if he stuck around, but I don't think he took his season seriously

Why do United fans want to beat Madrid so bad? Did Ronaldo leaving them for Madrid hurt them that bad?

>>76954964
Last name chester
first name Snub.

>>76955005
They've been butthurt at Madrid since Nani got unfairly redcarded for karate kicking some cunt.

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>>76954869

>We made our meme's too good
>now normies won't leave them alone

>Losing your main target to United
Will Chelscuck ever be a big club?

>>76955017
you spelled fairly incorrect there friendo