/cric/

tell me about peter moor

I appreciate the effort you put into this

>>76953264
Kept 350 on the cards

love tests
love cricket
love test cricket

looking forward to a big, hot day of test cricket today lads

>>76953314
Weather is looking really good, what is the forecast for the rest of play like?

Are only countries with a professional cricket team allowed to post here?

love total war

REAL THREAD REMINDER

>>76937701
>>76937701
>>76937701

>>76953410
will not rain

>>76953430
Please read the OP, you are not welcome here

need to get hold of a beer but its 10am

>>76953459
Never stopped me

>>76953459
We're allowed to purchase alcohol from 9:00 am here, what is the earliest for you?

>>76953480
as soon as shops open so like 6am just looks a bit weird, going now tho brb

Love this thread

>>76953565
has a good vibe about it

Awesome thread here boys

>>76953732
Extremely comfy, the way that test cricket should be

>England won the toss and elected to bat
game over

having e-mail correspondence with this hospital in london and they literally cant even write english

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>failed to die in my sleep again

>>76953822
alri mate

cant believe i have to stream this because mum refuses to renew sky sports. what an absolute farce

a full strength south africa

looking forward to watching fraudlander get exposed today lads

wicket looks quite green lads

good moaning

>>76953815
How's the cancer?

doesnt matter how many runs cook scores he just didn't look like he was meant to play cricket, or sport for that matter, seems like a pass time that got way out of hand

>>76953944
Literally going to average 9.87 for the series

The new England test kit is pretty retro.

god those crash remasters look shit, dont believe anyone who actually played crash digs them, detest normies

doesnt matter how many runs cook scores he just didn't look like he was meant to play cricket, or sport for that matter, seems like a pass time that got way out of hand

>>76954038
everyone is whining about how hard it is lmao

20/20 should be outlawed

>Cock

cook is shit

>cock

ah yes, gary balance

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>sweater is a slightly different shade from the t-shirt

>>76954085
I think he's done at this level now.I wasn't sure until I saw how he started this innings.

>>76954047
not to be >muh nostalgia, but it handles like shit. Jumping and responsiveness of d-pad/stick feel way off

t. poorcunt who played 2 minutes in a JB hi-fi

the fucking state

LMAO

>getting destroyed by a dobbly medium-pacer

Are England a village team?

>>76954107
it jjust looks shit, those shit graphics suited the archaic gameplay, when you gloss stuff over like that youre obviously gonna disrupt people's memories of it . a ctr remake might be cool i guess as that actually had good gameplay

GODlander

Good old colonial values remaining strong as ever with two white Africans holding the top of the order together.

cricket is a ridiculous sport

just had some liver in a vinegar and onion sauce. ama

Kek those not touring groups its expats.

>>76954184
sounds absolutely fucking revolting

>>76954184
Are you lonely?

LMAO

I'm having quiche and a salad

love an lbw

>>76954209
not right now no,

love Philander

take the piss

Cook-Jennings-Ballance is too conservative, so much for this "attacking cricket".

love english cricket
>hate lords

Predicting South Africa to win despite missing several key players.

>>76954256
why

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>>76954253
vpn off here please mate

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>>76954202
its one of my favorite dishes

amir would do serious damage on this wicket

Can't tip footy
Can't tip cricket
Can't tip who is destroying his spirit

so much wrong with cricket, dont even know where to begin

listening to guided by voices

i know how to modernise test cricket

wheres Abbott

ArmeniaFan: cricket is not a sport

>you will never see Steyn or ABDV play test cricket again

just fucking kill me

>>76953822
>>76953859
>>76953815
>>76954438

hows the hairline lad?

ShahidAfridiNo1O: chinees tv no problom secodnd hand

>>76954464
It hurts doesn't it?

>>76954450
do you mean Based Tone or 'Short Stuff' Sean

lion2014: who has no life other than cricket. some idiots suicide themselves when india loses ha ha

>>76954487

Where are you getting these from?

>>76954485
>Based Tone
who?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-05/malcolm-turnbull-refuses-to-use-tony-abbott-name-in-interview/8681756

>>76954475
that first one wasnt me retard

>>76954494
crichd

>>76954500
Turnbull should do his best Howard Holt impression tbqhwyf

lion2014: SL was no. 1 in the past not any more too much politics

what did he mean by this?

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Stalin was handsome as fuck

Sergio Ramos doppleganger

take the piss

Fatlance actually batting quite well.

Gonna make this tomorrow lads

http://chelseawinter.co.nz/beef-shin-ragu/

>>76954586
Mate you posted this yesterday

>>76954593
Yeah but I had venison last night and halloumi tonight

have an inkling the black big penis meme doesnt apply to black south africans, and only applies to west africans in the same way thats the african tribe thats good at running

>>76954586
shin is a very under rated cut of beef.

>>76954613
They don't seem as athletic as West Africans.And much smaller in height and frame.

350 on the cards

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Found Cook's replacement lads

>Dean Elgar is captaining South Africa

Ohh. Remember when they had the GOAT Graeme smith? Those were the days

Samit Patel is unironically going to get a call up before Haseeb Hameed

>the state of our reviews

>>76954680
>doominy batting at 4

>>76954613
I thought East Africa thats good at running

a full strength james anderson will wreck havoc here, 250 first up is literally all >we need

>Fatlance

>>76954721
theyre good at middle and long distance
west africans and their descendents best at sprinting

Unironically want rabada to fuck my sister lads (she's white)

root in for a cheeky century under pressure here

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Rate my friend out of 10

gary ballance is a fat cunt

>>76954773
7.5

>>76954773
*nods respectfully at passerby's*

is LORDS the whitest cricket ground in the world other than the Gabba?

>>76954773
Needs to work on his shoulders. Women like broad shoulders.

Body type: Spaghetti

ballance was a terrible selection, joe clarke is definitely the best middle order bat in england

>>76954805

probably Bellrive or some backwater Poo Peeland hobbit hole

>>76954767

More like a cheeky 80. It is Root after all.

You down with OPP?
(Yeah you know me!)

>>76954773
hes literally good looking

>>76954817

They need a top order bat though if Root is going to stay at four.

>>76954817
He should be keeping wicket.

Looking forward to some >bitchstow tbqh lads

>>76954859
Easily better than all current Australian batsmen bar Smoth.

>>76954838
ballance has atrocious technique and is the most hilarious choice for number 3 ever, joe clarke has great technique and actually moves his feet, literally just another jot root. convinced >we have some weird southern african quota going on

>>76954820
is tassie, dare I say it, the whitest and therefore most muscular and elite state?

faggot polynesian queenslanders need not apply

>>76954877
And Warnshit.

>>76954882

You're playing all the whites that SA can't play

>>76954891
Tassies lust for the BIC (Big Indian Cock)

>Liam Dawson
is this bait?

makes Agar look like Vettori

>test cricket in the winter

Ultimate comfy lads

>>76954919
>he rates that bespectacled wog

having a top order is a meme anyway

I know we here like to complain about selectors all the time, but I've personally thought England's selectors have been pretty much spot-on since the 2015 world cup in tests, barring maybe the spinners they took to India, but those weren't glaring. This is the first time I'm genuinely just so confused as to what they're trying to achieve here. Dawson? For what fucking purpose? I could understand leaving Rashid out if you didn't want to play two spinners, but Rashid is a better spinner AND a better batsman than Dawson. And he turns it more as a leggie. And has more experience.
Also Ballance at 3 is retarded, I'd stick him at 5. I'd put Moeen at 3 honestly.

>>76954773
he could literally pull 8s without breaking a sweat

>>76954942
2 spinners at lord's is retarded to begin with even without picking clearly the wrong player
also the idea of playing an extra bowler when it is clear to anyone that batting is our weakness and ballance a shit at test level

>>76954968
It's especially odd as Rashid has better batting stats too. The only think Dawson beats him on is economy. More hundreds, more fifties, more five-fors, higher batting average, lower bowling average, played in division 1 more...

>>76954942
We don't want too many ethnics in the team.The second Crane becomes reliable, he's the first choice spinner.

is jimmy Anderson actually going to play in the ashes? He has never bowled well over here, surely they've got other options

Life long New South Wales fan here lads, how is our squad looking this season?

>>76954995
this year is going to be the breakthrough for the Australian Ashwin

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>>76954994
>surely they've got other options

>>76954994
umm literally humiliated your top order at adelaide in 2010 sweaty x

>>76954995
Which part of NSW are you from mate?

>>76954995
its looking full strength lad, ready to take on the world

>>76955031

How Steven Finn going? Has he sorted out his action yet?

>>76955033

Literally had Xavier Doherty playing that series lad

>>76954942
best position for ballance is 5 because his main issue is the new ball gets him in bother, but he has the mental toughness and concentration to bat long in tests. however, bairstow can't really bat in any position but 5, because stokes goes to shit as soon as you drop him below 6 because reasons and bairstow is too good for 7

you know what I like in my attack? right arm medium fast. literally can't ever have enough of them

best position for ballance is in the bin

>>76955064


root should be at #3, that's where your best bat is supposed to come in

I know Englel have two sets of brothers

Are any of them good at bowling?

>>76955085
this post will make Kikeal Cuck SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE

Not been on spee, nor /cric/ in years, is my good old buddy zerogoose alive or have all those KFC bargain buckets killed him?

Also who is left of the old gang - I only care about Aussie tripcunts like convict and JoshReynolds.

business idea: chuck ballance out, move root up and slot in samit patel

reminder a full strength new south wales would dominate the world

>>76955120

>>76955063
>LE it doesnt count because we were bad that series meme
seems to be a regular occurrence, one might say you are perhaps always bad

>>76955137

>two 5-0 series whitewashes in the past 10 years

>>76953233
>Mo selected again

Does anyone else think he's shit and needs to be dropped

>>76955086
No

>>76955105

A better idea would be to remove all kebab and stop having ISIS sympathisers in the team. Dawson is fine for a white spinner, Mason Crane can come in for our quota pakis too.

>>76955149
doesnt count we were shit

>>76955161
>tf
>tp

>>76955104
Yeah mate he brought back the trip too

Convict shows up occasionally. Joshy is a public trip

>>76955149
>bounceball
literally not even cricket

>bitchstow

Is this a T20?

de kock
rahul
williamson
smith
kohli
poot
wade+
Sir Ravindra Jadeja
starc
rabada
hazlewood

#nailedit

/Zachy B/

>>76955221
"No"

>>76955221
>poot at 6
>no amir
shouldn't have bothered desu

is a Joe Shit gets a 50 and gets out episode

>yawn

>>76955221
wade captain

>>76955266
Not too much wrong with it Tbh

Rather have a bloke that scores a consistent 50 over one that gets 100 and a duck

>>76955281
based Ankush how's the local talent mate?

>>76955282
t. Shane "Watto" Watson

So who is in the wrong with the pay dispute?

Should the players just accept the pay rise and stop whinging?

>>76955297
Pretty shit mate

tamim iqbal
nick browne
smith
root
joe clarke
stokes
sarfraz
amir
harmer
hazlewood
anderson

>>76955309
>>76953508
>>76953549
>>76953642

Is anyone here, dare I ask, non-white?

>>76955323
not me lad

>>76955323
yeah here mate

>>76955332

Fucking England...

>>76955330

Good old chum.

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is Eleven Pingpong pregnant?

>>76955355
germany is worse lol

anyone in chelmsford wanna frot?

morning lads

get it because it's 12:06 am

haha

how are we all

amla
cook
root
williamson
smith
sarfraz (c & wk)
stokes
amir
rabada
hazelwood
herath

don't try and correct it because you can't

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>>76955323
Chatswood resident here AMA

>>76955393
lol absolutely patrician

wtf r u me??

>>76955393
yep

>>76955323
beautiful olive skin here mate

watching the cricket lads

kraigg brathwaite
cook
smith (c)
ross taylor
samit patel
handscomb
saha (wk)
woakes
rabada
amir
zampa

>>76955441
yeah looks like a winner mate

Please nobody post slags in the tea break.

Thanks in advance.

@2:25 onwards is cricketing kino lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FpZS00L2c

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>>76955463

Having a shower and shave for tea lads.

would fucking love herath to fizz one up in front of me

can someone tell me why Zachy B serves out his bans?

>>76955391

What are the winning lotto numbers lad

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link 4 stream pls

>>76955542
dont understand this post

>>76955558
crichd

gonna wind up a few curries on r/cricket hehe

>>76955558
poorfags out

>tfw Extras STILL hasn't been offered a contract by Cricket Australia

>>76955542
no-one cared who he was before he got the ban

Just finished watching The Wire, definitely the greatest telly show of all time

>>76955542
>>76955598
have absolutely no idea what is meant by that post nor that response

>>76955626
Make a vocaroo

Prediction on target as usual.

would /cric/ shelter some poor /bundes/ refugees and tolerate their behavior? asking for a friend.

>>76955661
Predictions on my chances with the ladies on sat night mate?

pavement is a fantastic band

>>76955673
You have a better chance with the lads

>>76955673
sub zero

>>76955673
What's your strike rate and recent form like.

>>76955686
>>76955690
Not talking to you, cunts

tfw SR of 2

>>76955695
Yeah not my best run recently mate. Any tips?

>>76955706
you fuck 2% of all the women you meet?

>>76955711
just go up to them and ask if they like cricket

>>76955725
Hasn't worked well in the past

>>76955711
Dress sharp, solid eye contact and maximum of 5 drinks.

lettuce be reality theres literally no point in watching day 1 of test cricket

>>76955740
Thanks mate I'll keep you updated on how it goes

>>76955743
day 1 is the best

might start a new gimmick

lettuc be real time strategy game like halo wars based england are going to win this test comfortably

lettuce

>>76955740
Make sure to force her to always be one drink up from you.

When she says no force her.

>>76955823
KEK

>>76955814
t. Mayawhatever Ntini

once again I've been proven right RE: Philander

>>76955823
>catastrophically misread the signals

This feels like one of those autists think porn is real situations

Is he a known sperg?

lmao englel will get rekt in the ashes

literally their only decent bat is root whereas >we have stove + ausbabbies like warner

have such a deep understanding of test cricket that i dont even like it anymore

>>76955867
philander is terrible

Saw an unattended weber on the ground next to a park bench yesterday. Reckon it was a bomb or nah?

left nipple hurts to press and there's a definite mass under it

>>76955400
what floor do you live on?

tfw no haley richman gf

>>76956075
Are you pregnant? Sometimes lactation starts before the baby is born.

>>76956138
no but if i was i would masturbate endlessly

was about to make a post but forgot what is was

rabada on fraud watch

350 still on the cards

friendly reminder harmer is literally the south african graeme swann and would be playing right now were it not for racism

why did white poo peelanders/britons get so cucked by the BS maori's?

dead thread

sad

tfw ausgods care more about english cricket than english people

>>76955957
How delusional can you be?

Your cricket right now is almost as bad your rugby.

test

Still awake lads

honest thoughts on todays play-

england are literally amazing at cricket
maharaj is the worst bowler ever
rabada is no amir
the stumps should be 30 inches talll
england will win this series 4-0

>mahavag

Fucking gook moot.

Not too confident after those wickets went down.

Holy fucking dead thread

>>76956849
We don't care, and there's no material for bitter foreigners to meme about, so ded thred.

had a realisation that even though i have a prety nice looking dick my balls are pretty small,my inkling is if you have small balls youre not gonna make it

was gonna post this 5 hours ago:
what a pointless shitty review

coldplay are actually an alright band

absolutely adore aisha

>>76957437
kek

Is Joe Root elite?

You now remember /cric/ before the poo peelanders invaded and this retarded facebook posting british fuck came here.

Oh wait, no you don't, because every decent poster left after 2015.

If the only cricket on is England v South Africa, why is the thread full of poopeelians? Do they literally have nowhere else to shitpost?

have recently come to realise that tekken is the most cerebral of video games. to be good at tekken you literally have to be a powerhouse of knowledge: frama data, match-ups everything. tekken is literally the test cricket of video games, requires a similar level of study to unnderstand it. if . if u 1 v1 someone at tekken and defeat them, its basically a mutual understanding that you are cleverer and have more brain power than them

a full strength 1 v1 match at tekken is literally a brain tussle

does anyone know why hales isn't playing

reckon daniel secretly plays a mean kazuya

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post people who did literally nothing wrong 1/3

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2/3

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roooot la

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4/3

>>76958315
I just mash on the buttons usually

357/5 (87.0 ov)

357/5 (87.0 ov)

357/5 (87.0 ov)

friendly reminder if u think shit shitfrica are drawing this test match you are very much mistaken

Missus is out for the evening, can someone post that Glenn McGrath delivery chart picture?

>>76956849
Hiroshimoot killed 4chan mid thread

>>76960039
If you think Bongland are winning this match you are very much deluded.

Mark Good

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Name a more cringy athlete on Instagram than Wayne Parnell.

>>76964582
I don't get it

Fucking hate university they messed up my timetable and made it impossible to do a full course load this semester, which means I lose my government allowances which means that I'll have to take up another job to be able to stay in the city and actually study which means that I'm going to do shit in my other units since I'll be too busy working

>>76965511
What uni lad?

>>76965647
Not telling.

need a gf lads

>>76965693
Is it in the Melbourne area?

>>76965767
Hang in there, lad, it will happen

a full strength 1 v1 match at tekken is literally a brain tussle

going to a rave tonight lads

looking forward to the anderson show today

>>76966497
dont do anything i wouldnt

dont really understand why the jennings dismissal yesterday is apparently pitching outside leg, if some the ball is on top of leg it should be in line, the lbw rule is a mess 2bh and needs major rework

Root will get 300 today

>>76966773
I'll root your mum 300 times today, lad

>>76966807
saved to my subhuman banter folder lads

lion (2016) looks like it has great manlytears potential

shant be watching until england bowl

>>76964582
He became a muzzie.

Most unlikable player on the team

morkel is a warrior for the white race

creasing at mahavag's bowling figures, feel very sorry for harmer

>>76967025
Muscular Australian cinema always does

Is Morkel the biggest mong in Cricket? Can't stop laughing at that little autistic spin he does before his spastic run-up, what is he on

nice thread

>>76967147
Why would someone in South Africa of all places convert?

The ECB has said they will not send a team to Australia until the dispute between the cricket board and its players is resolved

The real deadline for an ECB decision over the viability of the Ashes might come around mid-October.

chelmsford

>>76967351
as if anyone would ever let it get to the point where the ashes are in jeopardy

>>76967359
World Series mate

>>76967357
/frot/?

remember Blade lads?

>>76958005
I remember. Just popped in to see what /cric/ is like now, and I wish I hadn't.

Just shut it down.

>>76967389
literally used to watch the 1st one (think it was the 1st) every single day when i was like 10, never watched any sequels tho cause they looked shit

reminder that wogs like con stavros are not welcome in /cric/

>>76967404
yeah thought it was the hottest shit as a kid
crazy to think that was what started Marvel movies

blade was a fascinating film if im honest

love moeen

>>76967413
fucking detest wogs
especially that fag who always starts juventus threads

>>76967420
the blood party scene was god tier

>>76967429
England's bravest of all brave

Australian cricketers enjoy work benefits higher than "community standards" and they should accept the wage deal they have been offered, Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland said.

Mr Sutherland says the players association is engaged in a self-interested campaign against the new generation of workplace agreement that is letting its members down.

The ACA returned fire on Friday, accusing Mr Sutherland of giving "misleading and deceptive advice" to Australia’s elite cricketers.

Writing in The Australian newspaper on Friday, Mr Sutherland says that life in the cricket fraternity is good and that the Australian Cricketer’s Association pay claim had hurt the bargaining process, resulting in pay rises being delayed for months.

The 230 Australian cricketers remain embroiled in a bitter wages stand-off with Cricket Australia.

ACA hit back strongly on Friday, saying the CEO had misrepresented the key aspects of the dispute.

"We are delighted that James Sutherland has written this piece because it exposes the sort of misleading and deceptive advice he has been giving to Australia’s cricketers," the player’s chief said.

"Mr Sutherland's piece seriously misrepresents crucial aspects of the dispute and goes a long way towards explaining why MOU bargaining remains an unresolved mess."

Mr Nicholson said My Sutherland’s opinion piece contained serious factual misrepresentations.

"Mr Sutherland's piece is littered with misrepresentations, such as the blatant fiction that the ACA hasn't moved on pay when we changed our pay position during the previous bargaining cycle," he said.

day of the rope australians who dont like cricket will be first

Not enjoying this pay dispute saga.
I was hoping to finally experience an Ashes series when I moved to Melbourne.

a full strength nsw

>>76967563
Yeah I'm livid

>>76967336
hard to not look like a bit of a mong at 6'8

when your number 4 and 5 are duminy and bavuma

england will win by 200 runs at least

>>76967750
When your number 1 is Alastair Cook

Broad and Anderson will do bits on this wicket, I reckon.

>>76967771
At least he's not a disgusting quota pick holding us back from dominance like those two.

>>76967775
rate this post highly

>>76967803
Also,

>us

COLLAPSE

>>76967563
Did you buy Boxing Day tickets?

Literally flew over there last ashes for that test, incredible atmosphere

reckon anderson is the greatest new ball bowler of all time, not the kind of bowler who is ever going to chip in mid innings tho

>>76967831
>furious Australians and devastated Indians in 3...2.....

>>76967830
I want to, every time I have been there when a test has been on at the MCG, its been against meme teams. I would like my first time of going there to either be against England or >us

dont really get the blanderson meme either, the way he makes the ball swerve across both left and right handers(so two ways) at such ease is literally cricketing kino

truth bomb: amircunt has killed /cric/ and this dead thread is evidence

discuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75tNVWh_sg

elite

>>76967871
kek mate, no indian can lay claim to any kind of greatness with regard to fast bowling

>>76967914
But they absolutely despise Anderson because of what he said about Kohli.

>>76967903
three years ago /cric/ only existed during the Australian summer freshie

>>76967903
D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBhKbF2xMA

Broad hasn't batted this well for years.

It's the rampant, low energy shitposting by those 14 year old kiwis who jerk each other off in /cric/ and /rug/ threads that need to puck off in order to make these threads worthwhile