>Session times:
whenisf1on.com
f1countdown.com
f1calendar.com
>/f1/ Fantasy League (lmao):
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637837
>Usually reliable F1 Acestream:
53793f3854af450d1c62dc9c3f659e60e7b99400
>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 153 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 139 points (-14)
3. Valtteri Bottas 111 points (-42)
4. Daniel Ricciardo 92 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points
>News:
No Penalty for Vettel
Britbongs on Suicide watch
Austrailian GP this weekend
>>76952955
>55
German tiny clitty pantyboy can't escape the dubs :^)
>>76952955
keep fucking sheep faggot
>>76952964
>being this salty
>still haven't got digits to negate
Driver press conference in 5 bongs 30 bings
In local times:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=259&iso=20170706T15&msg=Drivers%20press%20conference%20&sort=1
Lineup not confirmed yet, will eventually be here:
http://www.fia.com/events/fia-formula-one-world-championship/season-2017/eventtiming-information
under "FIA COMMUNICATIONS > Press Conference Schedule"
>>76952971
KYS cuck
>>76952985
>still no digits
>calling someone a cuck
ty bb for the (You)
Still waiting on OP to post picture of his little clitty in some frilly pink knickers
Can you imagine Daryl's autism this weekend if he was streaming?
Aren't you glad I killed him? :^)
Will they wear lederhosen again?
>>76953045
>>76953053
>implying I'm clarkson.
nice try, pwussyboi
now post clitty in panties
just got memed into this shit. epik 480p quality for only 10 euros/month. thenks sweden
>>76953048
Daryls american cousin
>>76953059
Should have got pirate IPTV instead, m8.
6 Brit pounds a month for 50+ sports channels (different channels, i.e. not counting multiple FHD, HD, SD feeds), including SkyF1 in 1080p.
>>76947012
just wanted them cheeky Bottas dubs
>>76947033
name one
Press conference schedule is out.
Ham and Vet together. TOPKEK.
>>76953086
>name one
How many times did you post the same thing?
>>76953091
YES
>>76953091
They even did Toto and Arrivabene together for the team principals conference.
Seems they're going for maximum soap opera drama.
>>76953091
>>76953098
holy phuc Kebin Magnesium will be awkward as fuck sitting between those two
>>76953091
>TBA Sauber
>>76953100
Toto has been pretty chill about it, and Arrivabenis is Arrivabenis
>>76953091
Poor kmag imagine knowing your only useful as a buffer
>>76952946
How do I find his forum again?
>>76953179
https://joesaward.wordpress.com
He deleted the SEETHING comment because >pic related
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-magnussen-grosjean-faster-button-926832/
How will Button ever recover?
>>76953215
>the SEETHING comment
For reference.
do you think that Austria/Hungary double-header could be a good idea? Would promoters be against? And do you believe that promoters are happy with dates of their races?
>>76953220
>"you're not my mate"
Holy fuck, that is the absolute lowest tier of comebacks.
That's literally one that bogans who can't count past ten without taking their shoes off love to pull out then they want to be """""clever""""".
>>76953215
Henno Posts there too
>>76953217
Well, no shit Fat John is faster, he doesn't even brakes
>>76953288
Protip:
He manually approves all comments so he can censor anyone who destroys his fragile arguments, and always get the final word.
As a side effect, if you want to post troll comments you need to be subtle.
>>76953311
>Implying you can't make him rage during comment approval
Vettel did nothing wrong
>>76953311
So if I call him a straight up biased Cint he won't approve it, but he maybe would lose his shit
>>76953311
this
I wasn't expecting >>76953220 to get approved when I posted them. Even without Keith's name attached and the email I used being "[email protected]"
>>76953330
fuck off back to motogp
>>76953339
>and the email I used being "[email protected]"
Good incidental point there.
Email address is not verified, so just make up something real sounding.
We should expect a super boring race because we did that for Baku and that turnt the opposite.
>>76953388
Kek wills it
>>76953388
>dubs
>88
>heil hitler
>next race in Austria
>Hitler was from Austria
>this alternative F1 history thing
>>76953388
>>76953517
>"tragic"
>>76953519
WELL DONE BAKU
>>76953519
WELL DONE BAKA
Ferrari's GP wallpapers are GOAT but everytime that clit nose stands out so much I feel physically bad
Wasn't following threads during/after Baku but just how rump roasted has HAM fan been lately?
>>76953724
He was SEETHING
>>76953228
>Austro-Hungarian
Has a nice ring to it.
>>76953517
This is beyond autism.
>>76952934
>that entire photo
>>76952934
>Stroll is not Vin Diesel
come on now...
>>76954251
>teenager isn't a near middle aged bald dude
gee
>>76954428
>literally 2 second in google
>>76954480
>literally 1 second in google
>>76954480
he doesnt look like that anymore.
>British fans
>>76952934
Realized I completely forgot to call it /F1/ The Kino, also, updated version.
RELENTLESS is Charlie Hunnam because an Hans said so
>>76954681
They don't rate Graham Hill
>>76954681
twitter is for blacks and teenagers
>>76954681
>Clark not even close
cringe
>>76953517
Where can i find this so I can laugh at it?
>>76954788
https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/alternate-f1-world-champions-round-2.294789/
There is 11 pages of this. Better pop the kettle on
>>76954807
Holy fucking shit, I've not even finished reading the intro and I'm already cringing at the literal autism that went into that thread.
How special do you have to be to make that?
>>76954681
>Clark not close
>no G.Hill who is the only Triple Crown completer
>that first comment
WW2 was won by the wrong side lads.
>>76954862
>not remembering 2.7 million words of erotic fanfiction
>>76954876
How much of an erection did the guy have as he wrote his F1 erotica?
>>76954954
Who knows, all I know is that this is the biggest mistake of God since Chris-chan. http://archiveofourown.org/works/1825198/chapters/3919822
>>76955023
If there was proof there was no god, this is it.
>>76955023
>Updated: 2017-07-04
>>76955061
It currently has 236 chapters, most are Wobbler x Vettee and 3 times the wordcount of the fucking Bible.
>>76955079
Yep, new chapter was probably a few days ago, the fucker is probably lurking a F1 forum somewhere.
>>76955088
>and 3 times the wordcount of the fucking Bible
>>76955023
>click entire work
>browser doesn't respond for like 10 seconds
kek
>>76955088
>>76955106
>ctrl-f Mark
>50597
...
>>76955023
I'm afraid to say that I read this out of morbid curiosity while waiting for the occasional het F1 fanfics.
>tfw favourite bisexual fanfic got deleted because it came up first if you googled Sebastian's trainer
>>76955088
>tries to download as .pdf
>server failed to respond in time
This is ping pong.
>>76955253
Oh, worked this time, only 20.7MB of text, no problem.
>>76955264
>theres a comments section
>>76955292
I have no reaction images for this anymore. Mind you there are almost 5k comments too.
>>76955292
Okay, PDF done, standard A4 format, 7286 pages. Far more than I've ever probably written.
>>76955311
Last one
My mind is blown at the levels of autism shown in the alternative F1 history thread. Holy fuck get a life mate.
>>76955347
>Pt 2
Thank god I write smut.
>>76954681
Where's Palmer?
>>76955340
>Go to a library, university, or your place of work
>Run away
>>76955340
Print it
>>76955453
captcha: close exit
>>76955453
>someone else goes to print
>no paper
>refill tray
>another 200 pages print out
>repeat
>>76955506
>huh, someone else's print job hasn't finished
>wth how many pages are they even printing lol
>I wonder what it is anyway, maybe I'll just sneak a peak
>oh dear God
>>76955554
>7286 pages of extreme gay bdsm f1 erotica
>>76952934
>Adam Devine
Nice one kraut guy
when can we see the press conference?
>>76953091
>Massa
>Sainz
>Verstappen
>>76955568
that's a lot of rear suspension testing.
WHEEL SNIPE CELLY BOYYYS
>11 years old
>break F4 records
https://www.autoindustriya.com/racing-news/eleven-year-old-girl-hopes-to-become-first-female-f1-champion.html
christ...
>>76955733
Didn't someone predict she'd be shit hot ages back when we was all looking for our own jap girl in the lower formulas to bandwagon?
>>76955023
Most documented woman of all time.
>>76955668
Bazinga
>>76955770
>ages back
It was like a month ago.
>>76955802
Nah nick must have been few occasions this has happened then this was other season when bored
Noice
>>76955733
>7 more years until she can even enter f1
>>76955859
>Thanks amx.
>>76955859
But only 3 more yars until some anons starts obssessing with her and shitposts her pictures here
>>76955859
>But only 3 more years
1 is more likely desu
>>76955925
is meant for >>76955910
>>76955925
>that one time when someone posted all those young floerschs
>think aww how cute and start saving them
>later realize he's probably fapping to those pics
who is the qtest driver and why is it Sainz?
>>76955292
>>76955311
>>76955347
what the shit? I don't know what's worse, writing 7000+ pages of this, or being a fan of it and commenting on this..
Actually, I do know, the second one is worse
>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-news-sauber-technical-team-927049/?s=1
that Ericsson syndicate and Honda money already paying off
https://twitter.com/CCriadoPerez
The absolute STATE.
Someone with a sock Twitter please tweet her saying Build the wall AND pay for it.
Press conference about to start
53793f3854af450d1c62dc9c3f659e60e7b99400
>>76956064
Heres hoping it ends in a punch up
He just knows they are trying to bait him
>The wrong decision was to drive alongside
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
he admitted his move was wrong
absolute madman
>Seb FINALLY admitted he drove into Lewis
magnussen just knows coming was a mistake. Poor lad wont get to answer a single question
Well, he's already served his punishment and will not be punished twice. Why should he deny it any more? He's nothing to lose.
Fuck man now Sky will be even more unbearable
>>76956153
the one question he'll be asked will be from a Danish journalist asking "Kevin, what is your opinion on the incident between Seb and Lewis?"
>>76956153
>getting paid to do nothing
That's the wrong attitude, Australia.
>kevin thank you for your patience
DIETER RENCKEN, RACING LINES
>Do you regret saying Seb was a disgrace to the sport?
>“I don’t feel like I said anything I’d want to take back”
what a cunt lmao
Holy fuck, the tension in that room is probably so thick you could cut it with a knife.
MAG is probably thinking about anywhere else he could be except sat there.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL HAS THE MORAL OBLIGATION TO LET LEWIS HAMILTON WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
who /masturbating to nats voice/ here
Media are SEETHING that Vettel apologised to Lewis privately.
>>76956311
>SEETHING
Cringed
what a shit-stirring that cunt from the s*n is
>>76956311
They are not seething.
>British media
They really want to make a chimpout huh
>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-perez-ocon-change-attitude-clash-927069/?s=1
Perez is a fucking cunt
ROAD SAFETY
O
A
D
S
A
F
E
T
Y
>>76956276
>for giving him what's called a love tap in other racing series
>muh dangerous driving
OK M8
>globo can't hire a proper english speaking reporter to cover f1
The absolute state
>Voiceover
wgaf
>>76956392
still better than "less buttons, more"
>>76956375
this guy must be so upset all the time because he knows he has a very short future in F1
>>76956375
>Perez is a fucking cunt
>Dropped by McLaren when they were still good-tier because he was a cunt
>Ferrari will likely not take him for the sole reason he's a cunt
>Still behave like a cunt
It's like he thinks he could win something in Force India
>>76956387
Meanwhile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x96AuE-zbE
FUCK I hate all these shitty accents
ALO utterly destroyed
B
T
FINLAND
O
>HAM on ALO at @MercedesAMGF1: "I'm happy with the team mate I have." VET on ALO at @ScuderiaFerrari: "If I had a say I'd prefer Kimi."
Alone-so BTFO, good luck competing against Max Chilton next year
>Alonso btfo
Really, /f1/? They both just btfo'd themselves.
https://www.autoblog.nl/nieuws/max-verstappen-gaat-dabben-als-hij-uitvalt-met-pech-100233
>amx will dab if he retires in Austria.
Retire him out of F1 please. Trading football relevancy for F1 relevancy was a mistake.
>>76956449
They are afraid
Is the press conference worth watching?
>Kubica getting a second Renault test this week at Paul Ricard
Palmer on suicide watch
are we back?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>76953052
Dirndls are pretty, I'd like to wear one
>>76956732
Me as well
>>76956672
Hype
what was the photo from last thread and the start of this one that got deleted
p-please respond
when is f1 on lads
>>76956570
what happened here? brake failure?
>>76953091
DIAMONDS
>>76956672
>Whilst the first day of testing at Valencia was no more than to let Robert get reacquainted with the feel of driving again, this second test will be to assess his capabilities to return to the highest level of competition
>This is a new phase in his personal and professional journey and we are proud to support him in the form of lending our infrastructure at Paul Ricard that is suitable for professional and non-professional drivers
>There are still many hurdles for him to overcome, and he knows better than anyone else that only his performance will determine if he can one day return to being a professional driver
>>76956832
start of this thread was anime
Are we back?
>>76956913
it's only a matter of time until he's driving the RS17 in FP1
>>76956945
amazing
now tweet it to him
toto wolf is bruno
>>76956852
soon
http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/40522935
>Palmer's face when
>>76956913
Imagine giving your cripple former driver the chance to drive an F1 car after years from the last time he drove one as a personal gift to him only to discover he's faster than 2 of the 3 drivers you actually pay to race with you.
>>76957071
>>76957121
But his sim times were faster than Hülk's
:DD
>>76957184
As fast, Don't get ahead of yourself.
>>76957199
having only 1 arm counts for 0.5% quicker laptime, Liberty introduced affirmative action
>>76957234
It is a sim, which benefits Kubica due to not having to deal with g-forces.
>>76957254
Nice proxy, Fritz
>>76957184
Talking about Valencia desu, he wasn't quicker than Nico
http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/40518666
RIP British GP?
What other track should host it?
>>76957364
we take south andros back from the hatian hordes and build a track
>>76957364
BRDC say that every single year and nothing happens
>>76956437
I like his outfit
>>76957364
based Donington but i guess it would just get TILKED.COM
>>76957364
Donington because TILKEING
Or the absolute mad man might come up with London Street Circuit
>>76957364
Rockingham so we can have Indianapolis v2
>>76957364
Drop it for a second US GP 2bh.
Its what the overlords want.
>>76957565
Two home GPs for the nigger?
Yeah nah thanks
>>76957364
it's a power play by Silverstone to negotiate some more favourable conditions now that the master-jew Bernie is gone
Joe's Award SEETHING again
>>76958161
If the media is doing the mind games for him does he really get the points in his scorecard?
>>76958171
I don't get why he doesn't want to discuss stuff with his readers and fans?
>>76958171
How can a man be so thin skinned?
Also aren't either of the forum posters forgetting the forest thing which had to be restored per German law or something like that?
>>76958207
he probably thinks he's too busy and important being a real journalist than to have time to talk to the peasants on his forum
Who is better, Massa or Montoya?
>>76958229
And yet he happily shills his "An Audience With Joe' show that takes place each year at Melbourne (iirc).
>>76958244
jpm by miles
>>76958244
Massa beat Kimi, Montoya got beaten by Kimi
>>76957364
L O N D O N
>>76958244
Pre incident Massa > JPM > Post incident Massa
>>76958171
DELETE THIS NOW
>>76958461
PLEASE tweet that to him.
>>76958495
don't have a twatter sadly
>>76958507
Where is that Finn with the willy hyde twitter?
>>76958507
>sadly
wrong
>>76955712
Are you secretly a leaf?
>>76958538
Mmmm, I can't think of a creative context that doesn't just come of as blatant trolling
>>76958653
nah just obsessed with the show 'Letterkenny'
I fucking love the way Craig Slater talks to Hamilton whenever there is even a slight chance that Lewis is upset. Slater is like a dog that's afraid its owner will hit it.
>>76958722
Trolling is what we want :^)
>>76958876
Talking to Lewis is a privilege and he has every right to say he doesn't want to talk to journalists, eg not talking to him on the grid ramble because it will put him off for the race. Other drivers are morally obligated to talk to journalists at all times though, if you don't go to the media pen after DNF'ing a race you deserve a massive fine!!!
>>76958877
but it's gotta be art
>>76956858
HRT happend
>>76958974
https://twitter.com/joesaward/status/883038811445395456
You could reply: was your face like this when sat in traffic, Joe?
And attach the image to the tweet.
>>76958992
>tfw HRT, Caterham and Marussia are no more
Wonder when we'll get another team joining the fray
>>76959010
Nah, I ain't gonna do it
MORAL ADVANTAGE STATUS: LEWIS HAMILTON
>>76959234
Not if I have a say about it!
ULTIMATE MOVE
THIRD CAR KAMIKAZE
BANZAII!!!!
>>76959010https://twitter.com/laidbacklover64/status/883041948092833794
>OY VEY JOEY I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP REPRODUCING
>>76959266
Going by his rts, that guy is redpilled, kek.
>>76959333
>Martin Brundle
>redpilled
>>76959392
U wot?
>Will "reddit" Buxton pronounces Kubica as "Q-bick-a" rather than "Ku-bitz-a"
what a pleb
Will he do it again?
>>76959418
it was a joke
he also retweeted Brundle
>>76959436
no, he's due his share of amx's mechanical troubles
>>76953517
>>76954807
>mfw reading through this
Genuinely incredible. I'd rather just play GPM2 for an alternative history than put all that thought and effort into that, desu
when will he next crash?
>>76959555
Next time he qualies next to Sainz
>>76959555
10 bongs 55 bings
>>76959486
That's not how luck works, jarppi
>>76959555
monza, fp2
screencap this
>>76959486
no.1 drivers don't have technical problems
>>76954807
Does this go into alternate WAG history?
Like Jenson's first GF didn't feel pressured into having an abortion and so he has to deal with a baby for his career?
Or Corrina staying with HHF instead of leaving him for teammate Schumi?
Or Emilia being killed aged 10 in the local Myyrmanni bombing?
That would be an interesting twist on the autism.
>Sergio Canamasas is STILL racing in F2 at the age of 29
>>76959667
What's the point, though?
He could be racing in WEC or Blancpain series.
I assume it's all financial stuff keeping him there. He can do the same in those.
>>76959667
>kick out the champion every year
>keep bad drivers forever
makes total sense
>>76959341
>tfw to smart for proper etiquette
Hamiltards BTFO
https://twitter.com/karunchandhok/status/882507722943598592
>>76959871
mark jones is on a fucking roll in the replies
>>76959555
sainz will t-bone him again
>>76959871
>all Lewis cared about from this incident was to clear up he didn't break check Vettel
>all drivers think the punishment was fair
>Vettel and Hamilton are happy to let it go and move on
>all the press is stuck on it except the based US journalist who asked about Cars 3
kek just watched part 2 of the conference
>if everyone was the same it would be boring, I mean all you would have nothing to talk about - Mad Max on Seb's temper
Journalists on suicide watch
>>76960340
wtf i love amd amx now!
>>76960340
>dat face when he realizes he actually said something good.
When did Bill Ponderosa joined the F1 circus?
>>76960646
fuck, marry, kill
>"Dan's stealing another win, Anon. You coming along? You can lie in the back"
>>76959796
he's delusional and still think he has a chance to be in F1. I mean, read this (4 years ago but still) :
http://www.crash.net/f1/news/194504/1/canamasas-eager-for-more-f1.html
>
“I have something of Alonso, [but] also perhaps something of [Lewis] Hamilton for that aggressiveness,” he claimed, “Let no one misunderstand me – I only have some elements of them, but I'm aggressive with that bit of intelligence required in what you're doing. I am very concise, very clear, about what I have done when I'm on track, and I am methodical…”
>>76960744
You will never be a chad like this
>>76960775
can jewnosed people be chads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3llFA0JoVs
>another grid girl
>another squeeze of the bum for good luck
the madman did it again
>>76960646
marry, kill, fuck
>>76960744
Imagine if he asked for her number and started showing interest in a relationship. Would she be interested?
>>76961202
I mean probably
he's a nice guy, one of the most likeable drivers on the grid and he's a fucking (million)aire))
8/10 in looks
I guess it boils down to her personal preference
1st for ALON5LOW
Also it's a given that checo and ocon will renew their contracts for 2018 right? I don't really know how these guys think, what they want or how business works
thoughts?
>>76961305
Hmm yeah. You're a homo m8. These are my thoughts.
>>76961338
lmao you got me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7PtoYXgSU&t=1800
What did he mean by this?
>Formula waaahhrn
>>76959871
Is Karun /ourguy/?
>>76961202
She'd be daft to turn him down, even if it was just for a casual fuck whenever he's in the same part of the world as her.
>>76961756
gayest post in this thread right here.
and considering the number of Bahamas posts that says a lot
>>76962394
takes the gayest poster to point out the gayest post.
Why is every /F1/ gen derailing into homo nonsense?
>>76961338
>>76962394
Honestly m8, are you still in high school?
You constantly post "banter" that is nothing more than "you are a homosexual", and you seem to think it's top tier bantz.
The only people I have ever encountered in real life who think that's a witty insult have been literally children.
And don't get me wrong, this isn't about homophobia, I couldn't care less about that.
This is about your complete and utter lack of creativity.
>>76962893
Fair enough.
But why are my specific comments about homosexuality upsetting you to this point?
There is no shortage of childish insults here in this website. What is it about me calling others gay that bothers you? Have you ever considered the possibility of you being gay?
>>76962959
Because calling things gay is a tired trope employed by underage middle school students, and has no place here.
>>76962959
>What is it about me calling others gay that bothers you? Have you ever considered the possibility of you being gay?
Did you bother to read all my post?
It's not about homophobia, it's about a lack of creativity.
For example, instead of saying "hurr hurr you're a f-faggot", accuse them of being angry because they're a closeted homosexual who can't come out because of muh Jesus (in the case of an American).
Or maybe something like "are you always this butthurt, or was your boyfriend just rougher than usual last night".
Just try to be more creative, because your current bantz are really low tier and bring the down the very high standard of bantz that makes /f1/ the best general.
>>76963088
Haha get a load of this faggot
t. Shit comeback hue poster
>>76961551
Yes, I am
>>76963088
>tfw phone app posting and I didn't know it was Reddit spacing me
Fugg.
>>76963088
>high standard of bantz that makes /f1/ the best general.
Lmao, you could try being a more of a loser right now but I doubt you would succeed.
>>76963142
>Lmao, you could try being a more of a faggot right now but I doubt you would succeed.
FTFY
It's just the same old shit, m8.
>brazilian post quality
not even worthy of being called shitposting
I just made a bet worth something around €75 with a friend in which I said Lance Stroll is going to win a race before Daniel Ricciardo wins a WDC.
Did I just lose €75?
stale bet
>guatemala throwing away 75 eurobucks that he really couldn't afford to
probably could have bought a nice house with that
>>76963178
ok.. I guess you can pretend you don't sound like a loser and Bahamas can pretend he isn't gay just like you pretend to have friendships here
It's just very telling that me pointing it out here makes you angry.
>>76963291
>just like you pretend to have friendships here
LMAO, talk about out of nowhere.
Where did I claim to have friendships here?
I think you're just projecting because you've realised that no one here likes you.
>>76963361
it was an assumption I made because of the nature of your posts.
And judging by this reply seems I was correct
>i'm very liked and a proud poster of my Malaysian Submarine Forum
>we have 'top tier bants' and 'quality memes every day'
This is literally you Lmao
>>76963193
you already lost the bet that matters and that is being born in a shithole of a country .
Is 75 euro a years wages there? Which rich European did you let fuck your arsehole?
>>76963193
no, stroll is going to win japan lol
>all these butthurt aussies
u jelly wagecucks?
>>76963600
Nice to see one can still make decent conversation here, even if it's with you, Bahamabro
That brazilian fuck should really learn his place and stop thinking favelas are first world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kALtcMRmDAM
>>76963855
>forced to apologize
shamfur dispray.
>>76963756
Nah m8, I'm a proud NEET.
>tfw never have to miss an F1 session because muh work
>>76963855
>>76954681
>jackie stewart 4th
>>76963957
>tfw no gf
Kmag has a gf
>>76963913
In my mind NEET's are all incel shut ins that are socially inept
>>76964108
Most of my mates are exactly that, can confirm.
the satisfied man
>>76964125
I only know one NEET and he is like that so I just assume par for the course
>>76964108
>>76964125
>current year
>not being autistic
:^)
>>76964152
do you get autism bux there?
>>76964174
Of course. It's a first world country.
Where can I buy a shoey cup?
>>76964253
https://www.grandprixstore.com.au/product/2017-australian-grand-prix-shoey-can-cooler/
>inb4 Bahamas spends 2 months income and buys one
>>76964305
Based.
Just what I was looking for. Thank you.
>>76964305
>$15 for a stubby holder
someone should shoot Ron Walker
>>76964353
F1 is a premium brand. If people are too poor they shouldn't be there.
>>76964511
Stubby holders are strictly egalitarian. That's the australian way.
Every man, woman and child from all racial, cultural, class and religious background deserves to drink a cold beer whenever they please.
>>76964836
Just dont be a soft cunt and hold it in ya hand. Chug that shit before it gets warm
>>76953085
Can you provide link ? Because i cant deal with these somalian jews.
>>76954681
>British fans
is this poll limited only to British fans?
>>76965290
I use flawless-hosting.co.uk because they have an Australian based mirror server.
But there are heaps of companies that offer similar services.
You can find shitloads of them at /r/IPTV and /r/IPTVreviews
With most of them, you can register an account, open a ticket and ask for a free trial.
They won't do (24hr) trials on weekends (so people can't use them to leech for sport), but you should be ok if you do it this morning, and will be able to watch FP1/2.
>>76965395
>implying non-Brits would vote for Hamilton
>>76965421
Americans certainly would
>>76959486
I remember thinking what did they mean by this. It means amx won't finish any more races this year.
AMX lol
Good morning everybody o/
>>76966012
~~Moshi watanabe senpai mushu arigato ^__^
>>76966012
Ohaiyo goodmorning!
will Joe, Lee and Palmer crash in FP1 or FP2? Only have time to watch one
>>76966045
In FP2
>>76966045
In both. Obviously.
Wait WTF this practice is at a reasonable hour
>>76957364
Mallory
>>76966012
Shut the fuck up Sainz and post boipucc
>>76965421
Brazilians would since he's the successor to Senna.
LOL this change of tune
>>76966102
Sky coverage has started BTW and the sky guys are saying Vettel got a fair punishment
>>76966088
only if it's the oval track
>>76966101
No, we wouldn't, we hate him because of 2008.
FP1 starting
>>76966100
>>76966157
Nice watercolour painting, m8.
So does HAM have the psychological advantage now that VET had to privately apologise is such a humiliating manner?
Gimi race win when?
>>76966180
spa
>that girl lifting up her top
l-lewd
>>76966177
He has the moral obligation to let Lewis win this race
>>76966114
Except for Kravitz, who literally claimed the FIA is biased for Ferrari.
>>76966193
>that girl lifting up her top
webm? screenshot? anything?
why do they go back to the pit?
My nibba <3
>>76966209
First lap of FP1 is always a installation lap where they test the simulator setup
>>76966205
sorry senpai i wasn't able to
>>76966209
first lap of the weekend is just to make sure everything is working fine
>>76966209
It's called an installation lap.
The cars aren't assembled until they get to the track, so they run one lap then bring the car back in to look over it, and make sure nothing is leaking/loose/etc.
>Bottas not even in his car
I wonder why Renault just doesn't give up on Palmer and just gives his seat to Sirotkin for the FP1, it's not like Joy Lee & Palmer benefit from them anyway
>>76966262
GRO should leave too
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76966244
>where they test the simulator setup
Who told you that? Ziggo or /v/ ?
More jap drivers when?
>>76966278
At least he might solve his brakes tho
>>76966282
Nothing. I said nothing!
>no 720- stream
lads whats the lowdown on ALONSO
>>76966291
>more jap
never
population ageing keeps fucking them in the arse
>you are supposed to go a constant speed but you throw the rules out the window
>Vettel broke the rules in the restart
What do Hamilton fans mean with this?
>>76966341
Oh yeah there are some alright mature anal JAV vids out there for sure mate
STR ready to crash
>>76966361
P-post some
is that Jos' new whore?
Ant confidently ignoring that Hamilton and Maldonado swerved at each other in Spa, and both got in trouble.
>Lewis a good boy, he dindu nuffin
RAI out
hahahahahahaahhah
>>76966341
If Rosberg had just impreged mana Japan could have had a great world champion in a couple of years.
GIMI
>bwoah i fuck da tyres cos i'm shit
>>76966370
Thats his 'I'm going to run her over and get away with it' look
>Gimi
The lad who couldn't help memeing
>>76966370
did he get a dark one this time so the bruises aren't so obvious?
>>76966370
>quintessentially toothpaste
How many times per day do you think he hits her? I mean on a normal day, not a race day or whatever.
seb has finally lost it
VET cracking under the pressure
>Seb trying out driving backwards around the circuit
when will this madness end
ban VET already
GRAZZIE MILLE
>>76966415
That was not what I expected.
*reverses in front of you*
nothing personnel
>Rumors of Gro replacing Kimi for 2018
>Gimi pulls a Gro just to make sure he wants to stay
Noice
>>76966433
He does that in Q3 whit Hamilton behind him
>>76966379
>tfw Australia almost got her
Is he going to finish this GP?
is the vtec kicking in over at mclaren?
>amx
>Max crashing out already
Getting some quality practice in
>>76966447
Nah, I don't want to get cucked by Nico.
Like I said:
>me in the van
>mad amx testing out the barriers
amd amx wtf :DDD
>>76966430
you asked, f a m
>Vergraveltrappen
I love how oil burning is a Ferrari only thing now
>>76966500
Checo is such a piece of shit.
is practice airing right now
Guys as soon as I enter a FHD stream, the player enables deinterlacing on yadiffx2 and my cpu cannot take this. so the image freezes and I have only sound.
how do I prevent the player to deinterlacing automatically
>>76966542
look at>>76966533 's file name
>Amx's dad's wife
>>76966500
he's just practicing to pull this off in the race when he passes hamilton.
https://youtu.be/Snb_7scbDic
wow VAN2 really putting the moves on Alonslow
>>76966480
I didn't realise you meant "girl" when you said "girl".
>>76966542
yeah, look at the pictures at the top of the thread for all the schedule in europe time
>>76966552
tools preferences video
>>76966562
found this
>>76966552
Tools > preferences > video
Then save, restart.
>eagle spotted on track
>who's going to play Ron Dennis
Only Larry David could play someone as autistic as Ron
>>76966591
GOA77AS
Don't forget Formula Kino FP in one full bong from now
>plane break issue for Haas engineers
Hahaha
>>76966611
Plain or plane
Stroll is back to being shit
he's a street circuit specialist from now on
>>76966622
The aeroplane that the Haas engineers were on leaving Baku
Way to go Romain
>>76966623
Will teams in the future do like some WRC used to do in early 2000s. Use certain drivers for particular events they were good at while resting them for poor events. Think Peugeot used to rotate 3/4 drivers depending on the surface & conditions for the weekend
>>76966636
Only if WDC becomes a meme and everyone just care about WCC
>>76966623
Is he the new Keke?
>Kravitz: "the smell of burning plank"
Kek, """""technical expert""""" Ted doesn't know it's made of Jabroc.
>>76966623
>implying he wouldn't have finished out of the points in Canada and barely in the top ten in Baku and behind Massa in both races if others wouldn't have fucked up and had bad luck
he was always shit
Alonso would be driving for the WDC in that Williams
>>76966665
Others failed where he did not make a mistake. That makes him better than the others those two races.
>what if
Does not count
>>76966678
it does count
for example his teammate Massa was ahead way ahead before he got fucked over by Sainz in Canada and was also a ahead when Williams fucked up in Baku
these are undeniable facts
>Hamilton on softs faster than Bottas on supersofts
>Bottas on supersofts faster than Hamilton on ultrasofts
>>76966662
>Jabroc
>pressed beechwood with some resin in between
>burning wood smells like burning wood
Geee...who would have thought?
>Sky only bringing up Hamilton demanding team orders to defend it.
Typical. Pathetic dick riders.
>>76966688
But at the end of he day which driver finished higher in the placings? That is an undeniable fact.
I'm not a massive fan of his pay driver arse but credit where credits due.
>Valtteri used everything he had on the final straight
inb4, oil burning
Sky doesn't realize that if Hamilton could have overtook Vettel thanks to Bottas, Vettel could have overtook Bottas as well
>>76966717
>complaining about an illegal stream content
Literal retard.
>>76966713
Not Theodore Joseph Nathaniel Slutlover, that's who.
Is it not on based Channel 4 live this weekend? Why do you all watch it on Sky?
>>76966749
Fox shows SkyF1 in Aus tho
>>76966729
I would give credit if he would have been ahead of Massa or faster than him.
Since he did outqualify him in Baku I am not seething over that race, although a podium is much more than he deserved in my opinion.
In Canada he was still way slower than Massa and overtook cars at least half a second slower than his own, big deal.
>sky start saying things very similar to things they normally say during a race as a "joke" to "prove" they aren't biased
HAM still in charge
>>76966761
he didn't vote for Wilders
>>76966749
Foxtel, the Australian pay tv provider that is the only way to legally watch any practice session here, uses a Sky commentary feed.
Literal ignorant retard.
>>76966749
Sky F1 UK is the feed most English speaking countries get friend. Would be lovely if one day when they looked at all the different countries that pay to use their feed they decided to have a little diversity in their commentary team.
My 2c I can rightful say as I pay to watch the Sky F1 feed legally.
>>76966759
>>76966775
They're all owned by Murdoch, you only have yourself to blame.
>>76966786
Dig up, stupid.
>>76966786
>you can choose who runs the monopoly empire over content in your own country
Tell me your secret to doing this.
>>76966766
>being this mad
>>76966761
>>76966767
>IDENTICAL SCREENSHOTS
>3spooky4me
>>76966812
You can choose not to support it.
>>76966815
his eyes
This fucking guy.
>>76966818
How while also legally watching what I want to watch?
VER seems fast but cannot stay on track
>>76966834
>the farm of Sauber
I doubt they can keep it above McLaren until the end
>>76966838
If convenience is more important than morals, there's not much to discuss here.
Why is Verstappen so damn shitty?
In the Dutch media he was being hailed as the new savior but he can't even beat the bully.
>still the same number of wins as Maldonado
>>76966447
>99$
65€ for a child it was a robbery
is nico autograph?
>>76966767
who is the nigger?
>>76966856
>If convenience is more important than morals
Other way round lad, morals are more important. Having a box and no choice over what content is covered is not very convenient at all. Or are you implying I illegally use a vpn and illegally register to other content providers that are not from my country? It would be cheaper, easier and more flexible if I decided I wanted to do illegal things but I don't want that at all.
>>76966868
Jos Verstappen. amx's lover's dad.
>>76966867
No, it is actually Schumi's autograph.
>That's right. I did not understand the greatness at that time, but I remember very much about the exhilaration around the moment when Michael appeared!
>>76966607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZDZCGQJf8
Horner fucking savage on Sainz.
hawking supports ferrari
>>76966933
Surely the FIA would give Kubica a superlicense without going to a feeder series, because he was in F1 before?
>>76966947
>you will never be a retard and treated favorably
>>76966947
>Seb completely ignoring billy MONG who wanted a chat and to give him a pair of his sister's knickers
rude
>>76966955
Feeder series are not the only way to get a super license
>>76966964
lel he decided to sign the flag before leaving
>>76966949
Jenson looking rough these days
>>76966955
>Crashed head on in to wall in F1. Nearly killed himself on a rally car
>super licence material
Pick one
>>76966955
does anyone actually want him back
>>76966979
slightly less rude
>>76966964
>be Billy Monger
>drive a modified car so that throttle and brake are operated by the steering wheel
>car breaks down on track
>can't get out because no legs
>stuck on track with no way to get back to the pits
w
>>76966990
The entertainment levels you'd get from watching a crippled mad old man out on track crashing into Lewis are unfathomable
Formula Kino in a few bings.
>waking up for my morningly shit just in time to read fresh fp1 results
damn im good
>>76967079
When you're black and wiping your bumhole, is it hard to notice if you accidentally got just a little bit of poo on your fingers?
>>76967021
>be Billy Monger
>drive a modified car so that throttle and brake are operated by the steering wheel
>car catches fire on track
>can't get out because no legs
>stuck in car about to become roast MONG.
>Audi will be the first German automobile manufacturer to race in Formula E. The brand with the four rings is taking over ABT Sportsline’s place on the grid.
https://www.audi-mediacenter.com/en/press-releases/audi-to-be-first-german-manufacturer-in-formula-e-9119
>>76967109
Don't be so fucking ignorant you fuck.
The underside of his fingers are white-ish and he's spot it there.
Remember yesterday when Sainz said he is unlikely to be at Toro Rosso next year? Horner says otherwise:
>Well I don’t know where he think he’ll be then. Contracts are clear. You have to remember these guys, he only got an opportunity in Formula One because of Red Bull investing in him in the junior years.
>It’s a little disingenuous him to be making comments like that when a lot of investment goes into these guys to give them the opportunity. Without Red Bull he wouldn’t be sitting in a Formula One car
Rekt.
>>76967186
I wonder if he had the balls to say that about wifebeater junior.
dead thread, dead sport
>so quiet and peaceful
>so few toothpastes
Has the bandwagon finally crashed?
>>76967261
Thankfully it has calmed down.
I'm sure Spa will be a mess, though.
>>76967261
I hope so. I started to watch in the 90s and all those new people are insufferable.
>>76967278
>muh oldfag status :'(((
>>76967261
only the lying bandwagoners remain >>76967278
>>76967261
:^)
>>76967278
i get excited for amd amx 2bh
>>76967316
>that flag
>lying
Makes you wonder who is really behind this post.
@76967316
(jij)
@76967383
thx!
>>76967410
There's no way that's even remotely true
>>76967428
What part gave it away?
>>76967445
All of it.
>>76967428
my friend's sister was asking about how F1 cars work once upon a time, so I showed her that pic and she goes "oh, wow, that's so cool!"
I also took her virginity
Is Joe still SEETHING?
>>76967482
Good post.
>>76967540
Agreed.