/mlb/ JUICED BALL EXPOSER EDITION

>>76950920
Oh fuck off. The Cubs won it all last year. The Royals the year before. Both were the best teams in baseball all season. Just wait until August 6th. I want you to respond when you're wrong. Humor me bitch.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................................

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>>76950953

lol yep, nothing strange here

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Royals

>>76950956
first round exit incoming

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TAMPERING
>TAMPERING
TAMPERING
>TAMPERING
TAMPERING
>TAMPERING
TAMPERING
>TAMPERING

>>76950983
When was the last time the team with the best record didn't win the World Series? Quit being a fucking faggot lmao

>>76950974
>I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem
>And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin problem

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WHY ISN'T MANFRED STEPPING IN AND REMOVING MACKANIN AND HIS TANK BATALLION?

>>76950945
Somebody has gotten pretty buttblasted in my absence.

>>76950994
When was the last time the team with the best record on July 1st had the best record on October 1st?

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*ends scoring threat with three straight K's*

pissing in your boots yet /mlb/?????????????

>>76950974
>it's a dodger has best season by far but has to split what few west coast votes there are with kersh so some literal who ends up winning the cy young episode
another meme scherzer year

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1stros tbH

>>76951027
This.
>>76951009
Most teams aren't like this Astros team though. We're on par with the 1998 Yankees and 2001 Mariners.

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>>76950994
im going to post this after they lose in October
dont be a bitch and stop posting

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passion, man

one of the few "white" players to care about the game.

>>76951044
Lmao you're going to look like such a fucking fool when the Astros win. Just stop responding to me dolt.

>>76951040
where the flip did you even come from you retarded attention whore mo'Lester clone

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MARINERS!

>>76951040
>We're on par with the steroid era yankees, where everyone magically threw harder and hit farther while Yankees than with their former and future teams
>And the largest collective of chokers in league history

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>>76951051
Congratulations I just found out who you are.

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>>76951051

kek. mo "knows"

>>76950935
thank you based epic hair man

>>76951052
I've been here for years faggot
>>76951060
I don't even know what you mean by that nigga

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>mfw having snack time and just amazed at how hostile this /gennie/ is

Goodness

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>>76951056
MARINYAS!

>>76951088
I think you "MO" exactly what I mean by that.

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>>76951098
mfw

it's getting real hard to enjoy baseball with other fans of baseball when you're scrutinized for every little thing you say tbqhwy

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Why the fuck are niggas still pitching to Moustakas

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>>76951056
>>76951100

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this nigga alex wood man, cant make this shit up, absolutely couldnt make this shit up.

>>76951113
You've been fine. Most Houston fans have been fine. It's mo'Lester up there that's a problem. I just want you guys to not count your chickens before they hatch. I'm an A's fan, and I know how it feels to do that.

>>76951119
Like if he keeps this up in the second half he gets the Cy Young right?

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>>76951113

You sort of wear that team pride of you sleeve in here, WOOstoun

You STILL can hang, though, right? You're not a puss, are you?

>Dodgers ended up with Alex Wood, Cy Young Candidate
>Braves ended up with... Dansby Swanson

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Who here /Asstros/?

>>76951104
I have no idea what you're talking about nigga

>>76951139
Right here senpai

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>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR

>>76951135
TBF, Barves have some really good pitching prospects in Soroka, wright, and allard. They just need Teheran to go back to being Teheran, and they have Newcomb. On the other hand, Dodgers still have Walker Buehler and Mitchell White as pitching prospects along with Kersh and Wood. Urias is an unknown quantity after his shoulder tear, but he was a future goat.

>>76951140
wtf now you're DG?

58 Wins

Next up: Blue Jays

>>76951155

and some scrub gets to tell his grandkids that he rocked that bum back in '17

>>76951155
Should've traded him during his redneck injury when he still had value
gg gints

>>76951133
>>76951133
kershaw and max have a greater volume of innings but alex has been stupid consistent. max will fade being forced to pitch 125 every start under stress and kershaw will probably win 22+ so its really hard to say.
>>76951135
they actually got left with a 65M INF named hector olivera who they later released. so yeah, epic fuucking L

test

>>76951171
Bitch do you want to stop talking in more than two letters at a time? "lol r u MO or DG???"
What the fuck does that even mean you fucking illiterate cunt? Lmao.

>>76951186
Fail

leave, and never come here again

>>76950935
>JUICED BALL EXPOSER
who?

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hello excuse me does anyone need a pitching coach

bryan price is an excellent candidate

>>76951186

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>>76951177
The Dodgers #18 prospect hit 2 HRs off him IN THE SAME INNING

wait

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im not responsible for these discount
marshalls "imperfect" doppelgangers

It was pretty much evident after what happened 2 nights ago that DG is mo + every other Dodger trip from the last 3 years. Did anyone else catch what happened?

>>76951205
that's what we're trying to finger out..

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>>76951205

>>76951133
They find any reason to take it away from west coast teams, so barring his death or implosion it's going to Scherzer
Two years ago it was muh 20 wins
Last year it was muh missed a few weeks
This year they'll probably say Wood had a handful less starts so he can't have been as valuable when he wasn't pitching

>>76951213
He's #18, but he's probably #2 power prospect now that Bellinger graduated.

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Discuss.

Has anyone talking about juiced balls conspiracy ever contemplated the fact that there are more home runs because James Shields is a major league starter?

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>>76951155

>>76951217
is the DG under rent control in your head or what exact is the rent situation? is DG living there for free or what? does DG decide when you get to eat as well?

>>76951217
Pretty much everyone already knew that.

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>>76951134
>>76951125
I honestly try not to be like that either. I get excited to see my team win and do this good, and even if we lose. It'll be disappointing if we don't end up winning it all, sure, but I just enjoy seeing every win that comes along. I also love the game and I love getting to chat around on /mlb/ like this.

I'm not gunna puss out, just wanted to get it off my chest tbqh

>>76951233
>2015
who gives a shit?

>>76951233
>>76951276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pojjw44SHU

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>>76951275
fine then

>>76951251
are you charging DG more or less money than this
>>76951217 guy to have DG live in your head??

>>76951125
>A's fan
How come none of you were in the gamethreads?

>>76951275
unironically the nicest guy on this scabby anus of a board
you can stick around as long as you want

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>>76951296
I think he may have this disorder.

>>76951296
Nigga no one speaks retard here. Use full words instead of two letter sentences. Fuck.

>>76951296
About tree fiddy per month, with an exorbitant deposit that he doesn't know he isn't getting back.

>>76951221
>>76951205
>>76951219
>Being so new you don't know about "FUCKING JUICED BALLS"

>>76951113
youre alright woo
fuck springer though senpai

>>76951328
Juiced balls is just an excuse for asshurt pussies to complain about the Astros's rise to power.

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what exactly did AS 3B Jake Lamb mean by this swing??????????????????????

would a smart baseball individual please repond.

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>>76951328
>implying I don't know about the ball juice

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>>76951139

>>76951357
I'm more worried about Alex Wood. He's constantly screaming in pain in your posts

>>76951336
settlle down. George posts here, you know.

>>76951390
tell him i said fuck you and your leadoff dingers

>>76951415
you tell him. he hasn't texted me back since like this morning.

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>>76951314
jajaja fuck

>>76951407
Nice hot dog

>>76951358
Melon balls are tasty AF bruh

>Mike Trout went 0-3 in high A ball today
it's over bros

>>76951465
They taste like melons, I think you just like the balls lmao

>>76951155
biggest playoff babby since Flacco

>>76951551
you know where you are right?

you LITERALLY can't prove that the ball isn't juiced

>>76951597
>you know where you are right?
An imageboard that claims liking """women""" with dicks isn't gay?

>>76951615
>he still believes in the gender binary

oh my lel

>>76951612
Can you prove the ball is?

>>76951615
That isn't the global consensus

>>76951612
my balls are always full of juice baby

>>76951730
mmmm tell me all the ways you'll shorten our game manfred oooh yeah that's it talk dirty to me baby

>>76951783
nothings getting shorter over here senpai

>>76951807
l...l-lewd

>>76951807
OOH YEAH THATS IT MANFRED, WALK ME INTENTIONALLY BABY, WALK ME INTENTIONALLLYYYYYYYYYY

>>76951826
yeah ill give you those four fingers you dirty whore

>>76951839
I want you to put runners on my second and third in the eleventh inning and walk me off all night long baby

what's going on in this thread right now? Is baseball discussion too much to ask for?

>>76951870
>>76951879

im gonna pound both your strike zones all night

>>76951879

we only talk about boyholes here

>16.79 K/9
>8.56 BB/9
>All-Star

This is some Carlos Marmol type of shit.

>>76951025
Scherzer is a 2.80 pitcher. He'll relapse as he always does.

Greinke did get absolutely fucking robbed though.

>>76951905
we're gonna have to be safe and use robotic umps though, I don't like getting barebacked by old men

>>76951920
youll do whatever they say and like it

>>76951912
I don't think there's one Yankee fan on this board that isn't pissed that he's an All-Star. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous.

>>76951943
>>76951912
who?

>>76951955
Betances.

>>76951955
bitch canes

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The Dodgers are #blessed by Jackie Robinson by continuing to scout the best negro players in baseball.

#basedbaez
#wayup

fuck yeah miami

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>walking turner to get to BELLINGOD
lets see how this goes................

>>76951912
has anyone ever walked in a run at the ASG?

>>76952026
that was lame

You now remember when Puig was an elite superstar that could never fall back to earth

You now remember when Joc was an elite superstar that could never fall back to earth

You now remember when Bellinger was an elite superstar that could never fall back to earth

>>76952027
There have been like 80+ All-Star games. Do you really think that has never happened before?

>>76952058
Remember just last week when Dodgers fans were fighting tooth and nail saying that Bellinger is better than Judge in every facet?

>>76952052
Not so fast cabron

>>76952058
You now remember when Seager was an elite superstar that could never fall bac-

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>>76952058
you now remember the dodgers had 5 ROYs in the 90's and 0 WS rings

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>>76952069
mfw a doyers chicano just jynxed his own team

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>>76952058
you sound mad af bro you need some air? ? ?
>>76952069
Bellinger will be playing baseball in 2025, Judge will be a WWE actor, who really wins?????????????

>>76952069
is your stream behind? Kenley just closed out a 1-2-3 inning to get the save

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is this our lot in life to be eternal third placers? why is our kike ownership too shit to make a serious run

>>76952058
Holy fuck, you're just meme-ing when you're shitting on Seager right? I genuinely hope that you're not this retarded.

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>>76951943

It's a pretty bad selection. Was there a reliever that legitimately got snubbed?

>>76952027

>bottom of the ninth
>game tied 1-1
>NL has the based loaded
>nobody out
>Francona calls for Betances

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>>76952087
AGAIN

>>76952087
Are you memeing? I'm watching fox sports az right now 1 out in top 9th

>>76952097
I think he's awkwardly trying to avoid Seager (who is objectively elite) and focus on Bellinger

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Josh Reddick (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers WS win drought ends in 2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>76952108
Can't deny they hit on Seager. But Bellinger and Seager have entirely different Swings. Seager has a classic swing that would make Ted Williams smile. Bellinger has... well, let's just say the odds are not in his favor with it

>>76952099
As much as I hate the Astros and their fanbase, Devenski is much more deserving than Betances. Not only do I not understand his All-Star selection, but I don't understand why Girardi insists and bringing him out time and time again, just for him to blow the game. Betances and Clippard have been two of the Yankees' worst enemies this past month.

So does this guy just go out of his way to post the ugliest, fakest, illegal immigrants he stalks on Instagram?

>>76952115
wtf is that thing you posted a pitcture of?

>Jansshit

>>76952115
this would be funnier if it wasn't such an obvious falseflag

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when will they learn?

>>76952099
>It's a pretty bad selection. Was there a reliever that legitimately got snubbed?
Devenski got robbed if we're gonna talk honestly

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have you learned your lesson yet?

STOP REPLYING TO SOLER

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>>76952141
flyover fags mad they dont have suicide girl bimbo fans

Why does Dodger stadium always so... empty?

>>76952141
It's a copypasta

I'm surprised at the amount of newfags we've got this season. There are people itt that weren't posting here when DG was actually tripping, not this pseudo-DG posting that happens. There are people on here that think that CIDF is a new meme.

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>>76952161
STOP BEING JELLY KEKQUEEN

>>76952161
He's not being bad right now. When he's actually discussing baseball, he can be pretty insightful. He just negates it by being obsessed with DG.

le dodgers win xD

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talk about this

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>>76952169
underage

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WE LOVE IT

DOYERS ARE GAY LOL

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thanks again for the love /mlb/

>>76952167
I know its a pasta.

I mean it would be funnier if it was more subtle. The original Chiefs pasta was good for that reason

>>76952127
>>76952149

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that he wasn't picked.

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers
>the Gulf War was years from starting
>the WTC had yet to be attacked by terrorists... in 1993
>the Soviet-Afghan War was coming to an end

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Stay obsessed, /mlb/

The Dodgers know that the NL will lose the ASG so they are starting Kershaw and making him ineligible for it so it won't be his fault. And starting him against the Royals no less.

>>76952229
pretty much this.

It's so entertaining to know that dodger-haters literally spend their time making intricate shitposts on a mongolian wine-tasting forum

all for a team they don't even root for.

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>tfw you finally worked up the courage to commit suicide, but you can't do it while the brewers are still in first place so you have to stick it out a little while longer

>>76952259
Actually they're starting Kershaw because they want the best record in baseball, which is what determines home field advantage in the World Series, instead of the ASG.

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breathe

>>76952277
Oh I forgot they changed that. Not that the Doyers will make it to the Eries.

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Itt: post irrelevant franchises
I'll start

>>76952301
/thread

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>>76952259
yup starting him against the royals will set his ERA to 1.94 and gift him his 14th win setting the team closer to the best record in baseball which would ultimately decide home-field advantage

>>76952294
But for every team with playoff hopes, it's illogical to give up a start from your ace just to play in a (now completely) meaningless all star game.

>>76952301
You already posted them all anon...

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>>76952301
>>76952310
samefag teams with rings are relevant

the rags and the m's are the worst teams in baseball

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>>76952301
>>76952259
>>76952226
OBSESSED

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>>76952333
trips confirm

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>We know it's the end of the day when..

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>>76952339
SPENDTHRIFT

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>>76952347
excuse me all Win! gifs need to have a cute girl in them

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imagine being THIS fucken obsessed with one team, wowzersssssss

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We leave for this broadcast day, as always, with a W

DOYLELS BTFO FOREVER

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>>76952369
are they making the ploffs?

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>>76952378

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reply to this post if youre an assblasted faggot

>>76952392
Found one right here
>>76952392

>tfw saw my team win a world series
Feels Good, am I right?

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>>76952392
shit manager

niggers and japs are trash managers

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>>76952431
feels good senpai
im sure it feels good

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three assblasted faggots spoted

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what will we buy at the deadline

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>tfw worst record in Baseball at the end of April
>tfw bottom of division
>tfw best record in the AL in June
>tfw win streak in July
>tfw only 1 loss in July
>tfw 0.5 GB from leading the AL Central
>tfw already fought back in post season contention
>tfw is baseball ended today the Royals would make the playoffs as a WC team.
>tfw one of the easiest schedules left in baseball
>tfw one of the only teams to have a winning record against the asstros

said it before, will say it again. /mlb/ been sleeping on the Royals.

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The anal devastation that /mlb/ will experience when the Dodgers win the World Series this season will be glorious

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>Tigers fans won't stop bullying Norris

Feels bad man

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>>76952510
You need a defensive wizard on an offensive hot streak? Freddy Galvis is your guy! A bullpen arm that's very reliable? Pat Neshek is for you! How about a dependable back of the rotation guy? His name is Jeremy Hellickson! Wanna help me escape misery? Take Hector Neris off our hands! Please!

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>>76952269
what are you going to do when they manage to keep the division?

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feeling sory for those who didnt drop 4K on the dodgers to win it all with Kershaw posting an immaculate 7-0 postseason

>>76952510

The Diamondbacks will always have a special place in my heart for kicking the Yankees while New York City was down.

Good.

>>76952540

Betting is always for losers. Gambling is a loser activity.

Honestly, the 2015-2017 Astros compare pretty damn well to the 1999-2001 DBacks. Both teams exploded into out of the blue contention, then had a regression year, then on the back of an elite hitter, a second regular All-Star, a one two punch of top flight pitchers, dominate the league.

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>>76952557
>not putting $5 on your team to win it all every febuary

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>>76952557
*tips virginity*

>This /pol/bait
Sad.

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For your consideration.

>>76952572
You're not at all wrong

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>>76952582
rather impressive considering I have autism and even I only have 5 dodger butt pics

>>76952269
Thattfwwhen you've resolved to kill yourself if any of the big three of your teams wins a championship.

I don't think I'll ever end up doing it.

>>76952572
There's a big difference in that one of those teams won a world series and the other is going to get swept in the ALDS

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>>76952582
feeeling 'little'?????????

>>76952601
I guess we'll just have to wait and see

>>76952591
hope KC wins their division desu

t. angels fan

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>All this because I made fun of his taste in women
He instantly went full passive aggressive.

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imagine being a fan of a team not in first place with at least 25 games over 500.

fuck that would be SAD!

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imagine not beinga fan of a team in first place at 30 games over .500 with most of their starting rotation on the DL
I don't really wanna think about how sad that would be 2bh

>>76952591
The Royals were dead to rights 3 weeks ago
Meme Magic is back

>JV on Twitter trolls: "They just want to be behind a keyboard & get a reaction, those people are pointless & probably lead a meaningless life."

Holy fuck DG btfo

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Imagine not supporting a team that's in last place by 21.5 games, and the worst record with the worst coaching staff in baseball.
That might be a life worth living desu

>>76952539
guess i'll have to live then

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>>76952727
Imagine your team's owners didn't invest all their money into a ponzi scheme

Imgine your team is in Detroit Michigan

Imagine your team's ace just gave up 9ER in a Single-A game

>>76952853
>detoilet

>>76952572
https://csgoani.me/vhgyemp

>>76952906
dodgers fans
>fat
>posting on reddit during games

dbacks fans
>socially awkard nerds
>probably virgins

rockies fans
>don't exist

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>>76952906

>>76952906
hol up

I thought dodger fans were all spics?

>>76952932
"I'm with her"

>>76952906
>Dodglards

ALL THIS KINETIC ENERGY 4 THE DODGERS

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>ninny league worst

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would love to have this happen to me at a game and then make everyone uncomfortable by flying into an autistic rage demanding the player buy me a new treat

>>76952981
>his division does not have 3 of the 5 best records in baseball
Sad!

>>76953021
D E V I L I S H
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Imagine being a white male, is there a bigger curse in life?
no memes.

>>76953025
and what happened to the last division this happened to?

>>76952052
source?

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>>76952115
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Jake Lamb (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Patrick Corbin (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Nick Ahmed (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Grégor Blanco(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasmany Tomás (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Fernando Rodney (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Ildemaro Vargas(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Zack Greinke(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Diamondbacks are losing the NL west this season

The Diamondbacks WS win drought ends in 2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>76952115
>>76952131
>That's a 10/10 for doyer fans

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>>76953599

wSox fan here, moved to az a ciuole years ago. why the fuck isnt there more support for the dub-backs? Im talking about both here and in real life. I love seeing la fags cry like the losers they are. This gay ass desert city should be pumped that the dbacks are kicking ass!

>>76953675
alex wood just dicked them down real good today so dont expect any fans to surge anytime soon

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Sometimes you win.
Sometimes you lose.
Sometimes it rains.

>>76953599
Who bitch dis iz?

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kek

JUDGE

>>76955748
If they were all healthy, you think they could go 162-0?

Is the higher home run total in MLB attributed more to Aaron Judge or James Shields?

tfw gonna lose badly tonight

Can Kim Jong Un hurry up and nuke LA already

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>Cueto scratched

Time for some literal WHO to go 6 IP

>>76953174
Try being shitalian shartmerican

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The Kansas City royals baseball club to be perfectly honest with you family

>>76956197
Its attributed to ur mums gravitational pull LMAO

Nigger

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>phillies

be a shitcongo cube brehs

SF Giants vs DET Tigers (#3 of 3)

1:10 PM ET | 10:10 AM PT

>>76956764
>>76956764
>>76956764

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>>76956823
>>76956823
>>76956823
>>76956823
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

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>>76956816
yes?

>off day
At least I can watch a Sale start from start to finish. Watch him implode now.

who /brew crew/ here?


fuck the bears

lmao

>>76952936
only a white autist would wear dodger shit to a game the dodgers are not playing

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>>76956823
>Those starters

>>76957049
fear the beer

B R E W C R E W
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C
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lowkey: stearns is top 10 gm (srs)

>>76957049
/brew crew/ gets no love here, oh well Go Beer!

>>76957155
I'd like to see how they handle this unexpected success first, does he stay the course or try to strike while the iron is hot

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RIP Cubs Dynasty
2016-2016
"You lived your life like a candle in the wind"

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>>76957208

damn straight

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>>76957227
>implying we wont win the central

>>76957259
is their a more entitled fan base than the cubs?

>>76957298
red sox are still worse, but give it a few years

>>76957298
the 2017 Houston Astros fans already behave like title holders, and it's only July

1. THEO EPSTEIN (FUCK THE CUBS DOE)
2. LUHNOW
3. MOZELIAK >muh prospects
4. JON DANIELS
5. AJ "DA PROSPECT GAWD" PRELLER
6. BRIDICH on some NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DONT TYPE A SHIT
7. CHERNOFF
8. HUNGTINTON
9. STEARNS
10. DAYTON MOORE

*SPONSORED BY DIGIORNO*
"ITS NOT DELIVERY, DIGIORNO*

>>76957348
>no derek falvey
shit list tb.h

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>>76957348
What about le frugal sabermetics man?

>>76957427
dudes overrated breh

maybe if were in the earl 2000s hed be top 5

>>76957348
>preller

>>76957348
>No Cashman
Shit list

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>>76957348
>you will never hear joe buck read out a power rankings such as this one in the middle of a WS game 7 9th inning with the bases loaded and 1 run game

i don't know if anyone else here is watching the brewers game, but after each of hernan perez' two hits this game him and the first base coach have leaned in cheek to cheek and tapped their batting helmets together and it's some of the gayest shit ive ever seen

>>76957670
Joe Buck would ironically say he has too much integrity for POWER RANKINGS

>>76957673
if they keep winning, I wouldn't care if he blew the third base coach on his way home

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>>76957673
you think thats gay...

>>76957723
>butt pirates

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>>76957673
Don't distract everyone from the ass blast going on by the crew

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>>76957673
went back and got a screenshot

very cute

BASES LOADED
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