/mls/ general-Pyrite edition

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first for Crew MLS cup winners

>revs

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>>76949752

>>76949803
>Vancouver has to face off against the two best teams in the league one after the other
Rest in peace

>>76949752
kek

>>76949752
>D
/mls/ getting more butthurt with every win

Eintracht Frankfurt's USA tour

On 8th vs Seattle sounders
On 14th vs Sanjose Earthquakes
On 17th vs Colombus Crew

Do you guys know any streaming websites for those matches? Wanna watch and support Japanese guys play

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>>76949615

When will concacaf add Greenland?

>>76949869
No it's because
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/28/man-city-owners-agree-deal-become-joint-owners-newly-promoted/

>>76949911
If you come to Seattle I'll give you my ticket, nipponbro

Im not expecting anything for this meme gold cup considering the mediocre squad and picks. Getting to semis and avoiding being BTFO by Costa Rica or Panama would be okay with me.

>>76949674
woah, dat qt

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>>76949911
There needs to be a bounty on Timmy Chandler's ankle

>>76949674
Who are these dumb sluts?

>>76950117
You do realize that we should be beating everybody in the tournament even with this reserve roster?

>when the competition miss the deadline
yes, fucks yes.

>>76950196
Careful, you might trigger that one guy who really, really likes Timmy Chandler

>>76950219
No because trash like Jordan Memeis, Agudelol, Zardass, Guzcrap and Memecarty are playing. The liga mx players, Acosta and maybe Dwyer are the only good picks.

>>76950196
I honestly don't get the hate for him. If Chandler cared more, hed easily be behind Yedlin as a fullback depth option. Then again, our fullbacks are mediocre so it's not really a complement.

>>76950117
Same two be honest. If this shit team doesnt get outplayed in the midfield then I wont complain. I think Mexico (refball), Panama or Costa rica will win it.

>>76950219
No. Everyone else is stronger than previous cycles. Even a meme island like Curacao might get into the quarterfinals considering they're the highest ranked Carribean team ahead of Jamaica.

>man shitty c

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First for Black Spics FC

>Veron did something

VAMOS CHICAGO

>>76950466
Whats the popular view on pinto now?

>>76950616
Most people despise him, mainly because of the shitty players he chooses and the bad relationship he has had with some players that were undisputed starters the last qualifiers (Costly, Espinoza, Bengtson, just to name a few).

>>76950283
But Chandler has the been the biggest liability every time he has played for the US

>>76950268
>>76950330
You are overestimating the competition
We've gone to the final every B team gold cup

chicago ded

>>76950724
Costly's old and both Espinoza & Bengston suck

Fire's back in this.

What part of Chicago you lads from?

sorry for doubting you chicago

>>76951032
/Warsaw/ here.

Can't wait to see the LAGS crumble as a franchise when LAFC come to town.

>>76951440
>inb4 LAGS go NASL

Btw the African Australian came on for Vancouver

>>76949615
>Hondurass
LUL

>>76951501
/ayy/ is truly our greatest ally

>>76950841
We didnt even make the final in the last gold cup. Losing to Jamaica in embarrassing fashion and losing to Panama in pens showed that everyone else is catching up fast.

tonight's games were actually really fun to watch

>>76951788
The difference is Klinsmeme isn't the coach anymore

LAFC is going to fucking destroy the faggots lags

>>76951812
I just wish the Fire would have sealed the deal.

>>76951813
No. Pulisic isnt going to be there to bail out Arena.

>>76952064
We don't need Pulisic to bail us out here

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lmao this dude spilled his water in front of robert kraft

>>76952088
yeah because we'll lose early on

>>76952829
>kraft actually shows up to games
WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???

>>76952829
Fucking jew fuck off old man.

AYY is NEVER offseason

Wait, there's ANOTHER Gold Cup? What the fuck, there was one last year and I think one the year before that.

>perf
>>76953656
two gold cups and a copa for some reason

>>76953005
>>76953030
its gotta be the first game in like 3 years or something

>>76952829
Why is he outside?
They have an owners box right?

we back you nigs bump

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>soon

LAFC > lags

Strange game tonight. No Blake and Bedoya on the road in KC. Sporting without basically their entire offense. So obviously KC will win 5-3.

>>76957145
2-2 semen slurp

>>76949950
I unironically once sent an e-mail to the President of the Greenland FA. He thanked me for the cheers and told me they were still checking infrastructure and logistic before making a move. That was 7 years ago.

Rate my autism

>>76957375
I can dig it

>>76957375
Probably 1/3rd of the way to being UTV-tier autistic.

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WE OUT HERE, TOP 10 BITCH

>>76958563

how the fuck did we drop 12 if we havent lost a game since the 1st mexico game

>>76949615
Gold Cup =/= /mls/ but we appreciate the effort.

>Martinique vs Nicaraqua
Get the fuck out.

Why French Guiana play the Gold Cup? wtf

>>76959828
Because if they played in Copa America they would finish last consistently

And here in North America, where there's more than ten countries, you need to qualify for the tournament.

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>>76960908

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>>76960926
*sigh*

>>76961640
>EPB-Opara centerback pairing
You should be happy

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>benched
He is a Saad Maan right now

>USL on ESPN U

>>76962016
dude I love the tampa bay rowdies

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>tfw hate our national team
>they take 3 of our players from us
If we lose tonight I'm gonna scream

Strange happenings from the gold cup
http://amp.timeinc.net/si/planet-futbol/2017/07/06/florent-malouda-french-guiana-gold-cup-france-concacaf-fifa?source=dam

>>76962252
CONCACAF is a mess, almost (if not) more than FIFA is

>>76962016

please watch our league

>>76962252
I think the biggest takeaway from that article is that Canada hasn't scored in a Gold Cup since 2011.

>>76962396
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama

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>>76962497
>tfw canada gets bullied by the Caribbeans

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Such a delicious strike mmmm

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It's big boy season

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>>76949674
*blocks your path*

>yfw SKC gets cucked by mccarthy hard all night long

>Cry-haber
Keep this cunt off the NT

Goaland Alberg strikes again

D O O P
O
O
P

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>>76962714

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>>76963767

>>76963732
>>76963767
>>76963792
We did it lads, American Petr Cech and uninterested Dutch Man god bless

>>76957375
Still way below the Autistico

The gold cup needs more teams

>>76964344
>Union win 1-1

I'm surprised Roland talked CJ into letting him take the pk, especially because he pretty much just got on the field. Looks like CJ will be stuck on 9 again...

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>Failhaber going apeshit at the ref after clearly committing a PK

What team from MLS should I support?
Besides the coast big cities and Lesbiana ones

>>76966036
AFC Anchorage, obv

>>76966036
>France
>supporting MLS
Look, that would be like me supporting a hamburger joint in France. You already have a better version in your home country, monsieur.

>>76966036
just shut up and support PSG like everybody else

>>76966181
>>76966228
Quite honestly I already support my local Ligue 1 club. I just want a cool American league sports franchise cap, one of I could care about a bit

>>76966260
LOOOOOOOOOONS

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Oh look it's the defending champs

>>76966030
>retards here actually wanted this hue reject overrated hack on the team because muh 10 muh playmaker

>>76966434
tbf, we NEEDED a playmaker
just not his stupid ass

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>>76966030
>>76966434

meanwhile, over at the wankfest that is The Blue Testament....

>>76966260
Loons

>>76966312
>>76967268
Minnesota? Why are they called "Loons"?

>>76967702
Minnesota gets a lot of loons in the summer. It might be their state bird too

>>76957375
Aw that's adorable :3
What did you tell him?

>>76967889
oh I get it, a loon is a bird and it's on the MNUFC crest.
I'm now /lifelong/ fan of this team

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>>76949615
Tell me /mls/

Would you buy/wear this jersey?

>>76951455
>implying LAFC won't basically become a new clippers

Also, can we talk about how stupid the new gold/black color trend is? Las Vegas, LADD, and AUFC all have gold and black as primary colors. There are already enough college (Vanderbilt, Purdue, Wake Forest, Southern Mississippi, Central Florida, Witchita State, Mizzou, Appalachian State, Wofford, Alabama State, Grambling State, Idaho, Iowa) and professional (Saints, Steelers, Pirates, Columbus Crew, Ducks, Bruins, Penguins) teams that use a variation of gold/yellow and black for their jerseys and logos. Aside from regular blue or red color combos I'm pretty sure gold/yellow and black is in the top 5 sports color combinations in the US. It's almost never done right, usually looking ugly as fuck.

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>>76949752
>Not putting David Villa as pitcher
ISHYGDDT

>>76960032
There needs to be another USCA tbqh. Too many small countries in North/Central America for their own good.

>>76966327
>0 shots on goal
>Portland won it first

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When is it happening guys?

The triangle can't support a team and a Charlotte team makes the most sense for the North and South Carolina markets.

Please tell me it's happening ;_;

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>>76968049
Based

>>76968049
Bad decision, they're ass.

>>76969793
Idk
Every month it seems like the city or county is pulling out or getting back in

>>76969514
It's still showing the 4-3-3 formation they play in

>>76969126
Yes but I hear it's already sold out

>>76970942
They released some more recently. I bought mine from a third-party soccer store. I don't know if it's because they're limited edition or if people just really, really like them but they're selling like hotcakes.

>>76971822
What'd he do?

>>76972250
Insulted refs apparently.

>>76971822

It's coming home, lads

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Can some non-autist post a schedule for this week?

Actual MLS games btw.

>>76973197
Certainly

MLS SCHEDULE THIS WEEK
Gold Cup break until the 19th

>>76972250
went ballistic on an AR at the Confed Cup

>>76973197
>he doesn't know it's the Gold Cup break

>>76973197
Whelp.... I guess your not that big of a fan

>>76974859
>Gold Cup

Sounds like something I'd piss in.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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http://www.nasl.com/news/2017/07/07/international-fans-can-now-watch-every-game-live

God's given first division when?

>>76977319
Ah, that makes me feel relieved for all seven international NASL fans

>>76966763
We have no decent 10s other than Pulisic so why even bother? Acosta is the only one who is good enough to probably play the role.

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With the Gold Cup coming up, here's a friendly reminder not to cross the line

>>76977319
>international fans can now watch the league go out of business from many time zones away

The future sure is somethin', innit?

>no MLS for a while

fuck what games should I watch on MLS Live :(

>>76977628
not a 10

>>76980100
revs vs rebels from wed

>old things die
>new things are born

American Soccer ain't going away.

>>76977319
I'd still rather watch it than whatever the fuck this Canadian Premier League shit is going to end up being.

>>76969126

I think the us should pick a fucking basic design and stick with it. brasil have the same colors/design since forever with a million variations of the same recognizable kit. it's a matter of branding I think.

TL;DR pick a fucking design and stick to it.

>>76983845
You should see our natinal league. It fucking sucks balls. At least you guys hace first world stadiums.

And i think the semis in the Gold cup are gonna be:
USA-Panama
MEX-CR

>>76985334
Damn, i'm drunk.

>gold cup

There's a strip club with this name in Houston, or there was the last time I was there.

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>>76969126
Why when I already own the best one?

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>>76983845
Please watch your league

I miss /ayy/

I miss /ayy/

>>76988990
Can you still find those online? I've been meaning to grab one.

>perf

Ninja Turtles play in 3 hours give or take, predictions?

>>76998406
Lots of arguing about MLS vs Europe

>>76998406

its coming home, la

>>76998406
Boring ass game

>>76998406
We lose and Bruce "Childrens soccer camp coordinator" Arena is finally exposed as an overrated hack who is too boring and conservative with his shitty tactics and awful player selections.

THE XBOXES HAVE SCORED BUT WHO GIVES A CRUD RIGHT???

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2017
0
1
7

Our b team is trash

JUST

>I rate Jordan Morris

Everyone looked like fucking trash today except Dwyer and Zusi

I don't want to ever hear from you faggots on how great McCartshit and Jordan "2 goals in MLelS" Memeis is ever again. Fucking useless pathetic C team of shitters who were supposedly the "best" of MLS.

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>USA B team cannot beat Panama B team

NASL players wouldve won this match

Did we win

>>77004090
Lmao, no

Is this the nica thread?

>>77003958
>zusi
>didn't look like trash

He played like ass. Gonzalez, Dwyer, and Villafana were the only consistently good players.

Is Doyle on suicide watch?

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>>77001100
>hope there's enough gays who enjoy soccer to fill the venue

if only u knew jarrod

>>77004220
Villafana was a mixed bag of good and bad. Gonzalez was "alright" which I guess is better than you can say about most of the team.

Dwyer and Guzan were good. Acosta and Bedoya were really fucking bad. McCarty was non-existent. Everyone else was somewhere between mediocre and shit.

New /oro/ thread
>>77004716

>>77004716

>>77004716

>>77004716

>>77004716

>>77004734
>/oro/

What the fuck is that even, are we doing an MLS thread or a Euro thread, get it straight.

>>77005585
it's spanish for gold, you dumb fuck.

>>77008482
>speaking Spanish

YOU'RE POSTING ON AN AMERICAN KNITTING BOARD.

SPEAK AMERICAN.

wut

>>76949615
I'm sick of the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL.

Is there a city or state in the USA, where MLS is the dominant professional sports league and where soccer is the most popular sport and favorite pastime of Americans?


A place where people just like the major league soccer

>Gold Cup

How's your team doing, anon?

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>187

>>77013665
Hola Fernando.

>>77013665
Hola Fernando

>>77013665
hole of fern nandos

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bonjour anon

GAMES WHEN

>>77017011
MLS on break until the 19th, after the Gold Cup group stages

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https://twitter.com/NISALeague/status/883700285264334849

This is God's plan. Many plagues fell upon us, to test us of our will in NASL. For the true faithfuls; we are awarded after waiting out the the thundering storm blanketing the bright light of his divine plan. We will taste the fruits of his order and truly understand his almighty power. As there are the false shepherds and MLS shills trying to lead God's flock astray, we have never falter or abandoned from God's creation; NASL.

God's given first division when?

https://strawpoll.com/3y45w5y4
https://strawpoll.com/3y45w5y4
https://strawpoll.com/3y45w5y4
important poll
https://strawpoll.com/3y45w5y4
https://strawpoll.com/3y45w5y4

>>77013665
Hola Fer

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For me, it's Alex

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Where my /wonourfirstgame/bros at?

>>77014479
We're fucking shit. I'm unironically starting to believe the yuroboos now.

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>>77014479
IT'S COMING HOME

>>77028462
....... dafuq

>>77031257
Gold Cup day 3 thread

CHI plays to day, but other than that, nothing really to do with MLS

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Mexico is playing with a "D" team. We are still gonna win right?

Lads?

Rightt.

Pls respond.

>>77031843
You unironically will, our football team could not even compete against an amateur European team

>gold cup still going on

Still sounds like a strip club

>>77031843
>D team

they played in the Confed Cup

what you're looking at is their T team

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>>77034113
>Houston TX 77092
>demolished 2014
Good memories, though, anon.

Sincerely,
Houstonbro

>>76990789
>no Vancouver, Montreal, or Toronto
>sub-USL quality of play
>500 people sitting in 96% empty CFL stadiums to watch games

literally why? The one and only reason it exists is so the Canadian government can force a World Cup receipt onto taxpayers. As soon as the CSA gets what it wants they'll quietly shutter the league and nobody will even remember it existed.

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How come Mattocks doesn't get more mins in MLS?

Why can't our confederation combine with South America?

>>77034353
Hopefully they don't fuck things up and can get some "okay" attendance

>>77035223

Because we suck and would never qualify

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When do the matches start again, got-dammit

>you will never collect the $100 million necessary to buy your own expansion team

why is el tri so much better then us?

>>77037043
>us

>>77037043
because soccer is actually important for them. Meanwhile most of us here don't care. I like to shitpost about the team and mls being garbage all the time because whenever we beat them, I can then shitpost to the extreme.

>>77034502
Thanks for reminding me that he and that super header still exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7fRBfVlwE

ZUSI *clap emoji* IS *clap emoji* NOT *clap emoji* A *clap emoji* RIGHT *clap emoji* BACK

>>77037043
because we missed our chance to ruin their national team when we beat Panama and let them sneak into the World Cup

>>77037042
what's the USL cost

>>77034353
Because Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto have MLS teams, a CPL team would never survive. TFC have even come out against putting a team in the GTA. And it's supposed to be USL-tier, the point of it is to build up a talent pool for Canada (and also to build up a World Cup bid, which I hope doesn't actually happen)

>>77038051
Reno 1868 paid $5 million, but the third league they're opening up would probably be much less

>>77038332
That's exactly it though, it's a full decade too late for this thing to make any sense. It's a 'national' league with no representation in the country's biggest population centers.

>>77034502
Because Vancouver wanted to focus on making Kekuta Meme-A work instead, and he got traded to a better team where he is a solid bench player behind one of the best attacking groups in the league.

>>77037042
Can I buy a naslel team with the loose change currently in my pocket?

>>77037043
They're not

Hey guys. How about we buy more CONCACAF players and bring them to MLS?

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>>77037228
Say that one more time and Peter Vermes will fuck you up

>>77041339
Probably. I assume your pants are XXXL?

>>77038360
I LIKE IT. If /b/ can rename a bridge after Hitler, /sp/ should be able to pool a couple bucks in loose change for Anchorage FC. Who's with me?

L O O N S

>>77040412
I mean, the official reason is it's for Canadian development, but you're probably right anyway. Still, it might make the Canadian NT a bit better for a few years, which is kinda nice

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>tfw no mls matches this week

>>77041339
You just have to set up your team in a city that already has 2 other pro teams, and they'll think you're a genius

>>77042640
The absolute loonman

>>77046599
open cup knock out game tonight

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>perf

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>>77042495
When did /b/ rename a bridge after Hitler?

Plus, it's not the expansion cost that's the problem with Anchorage AFC, it's the travel costs. Flights to Alaska are pretty expensive from the mainland US. If only there were some other league in development north of the US...

>>77042495
I'm from the greater, whiter north, so I am. I want a team, damnit.

>>77046793
Hitler Bridge look it up.

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He can't keep getting away with it.

>>77046822
YUKON TERRITORY UNITED when?

USL/NASL to Baltimore when?

>>77049096
when people actually live there

>>77049387
someone must, we're certainly not giving you Newfie FC

>>77049919
The Maritimes is a thousand times more likely to get a pro soccer team than anywhere above the 60th parallel North

This new #38 player is pretty fucking good

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>>77048014
Based Tico

>>77052964

delet this

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>>77053164
>likes the jags
>hates the puckers
Jags don't even have a real rival except maybe the titans bc they're always on thursday night together

Anybody else watching Mexico v Germany old man edition.

>lags
JUST

>tfw get to watch Quakes come from behind to fuck LA twice in 2 weeks

>whole stadium booing Caillou

Comfy night desu

get rekt Lags

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Fuck!! Im so sick of osorio man, can this fucker just use the obvious lineup that will work best with what players we've got. Fuck man...

>>77053604
>even rotates the C squad
I mean on any NT in the world there's a significant difference in quality from the C squad to the D squad, what's his excuse this time?

>>77053604
Osorio is out right now, brah
Got a 6 game suspension for going nutso on the ref at Confed Cup

>Zimmerman linked to Hoffenheim
Would he even be good enough to make the leap to the Bundesu?

>>77053604
4-3-3 meme

>>77054662
>4-2-3-1

>>77053685
>5 changes from the previous lineup
Osorio pls go and stay go, your ruining my national team

If >we get lucky, Canada can come away with a draw tonight against Costa Rica

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>still waiting on this fucking Gold Cup

Openc Up tonight

Memecarty, Memeis, Zapdos, Rowe (row row your boat away from my national team you fucking faggot), Bedocrap, Zushit off my team please. Put in Nipple Areola, Hyndman, Miazga, Hedges from now on and play with Dwyer on top as the sole striker.

Is this Mexico's B, C, D, E, F, G, or H team? anyone know yet?

>>77062941
It's the Mexico "team of players who will never sniff the bench of the ABC team but will win this meme tournament over the best of My Little Sawker Amerifats because we're that much better than you, you retarded fat seething gringo"

>>77062967
>We

I don't include you on my "We"

>>77063133
Te duele que soy mexicano por sangre?

>>77063161
>Mexicano por sangre

What the fuck is that? 90% People here is mixed, and by mixed I mean mixed with 3 or 4 races. You would knew that if you were mexican thought

>>77062941
They do it like bond ratings now.
Bbb+ team

FC Cincy to be US Open Cup finalists, calling it now

>>77063269
Tu sabes de que yo hablo, pendejo. Mi madre es del DF y mi padre del Norte. Soy mexicano de sangre y de don de dios, asi que chinga tu putita madre.

Mexicans out

Costa Ricans out

>>77063391
>this mad af pocho

jajajajaja stay assblasted puto nobody likes chicanos

Australians IN

>>77063505
>jajajajaja
Eres una verguenza. Nunca seras americano, indio feo.

>>77063618
>indio feo
>this projecting

Wrong i'm actually a latinoboo but your right in that you'll never be an American. However that doesn't make you a Mexican either. Todo que eres es un verguenza para mexico y los estados unidos. Chicanos son indios ignorantes que no tienen un paiz

>>77063391
>de que yo hablo

You don't know how to talk in spanish, right?

>tfw no Bay area NWSL team

>>77063161
>>77063391
>>77063618
>see, look guys, I know how to use google translate so obviously I'm an authentic Mexican and not a buttmad chicano

>>77063439
>>77063539
I'm not too big on /ayy/, but I'd still back this

>>77064442
>Mexican food = tacos, burritos, all delicious
>Australian food = beer and human feet

The choice is clear

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What news in the offweek, anon?

>>77065841
Martinique currently leading group, all is well

>>77064405
>people cant know multiple languages
Spanish is not a hard language at all, amerisubhuman.

>>77064292
Neither do most mexicans tbf. I cringe when reading comments from mexican posters in forums.

>>77065884
>Martinique

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>you now remember Steven Vitoria
Damn, he was awful for the doops

>>77067416
literal garbage

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Southern team when?

ATL doesn't count, they're the Toronto of the Confederacy.

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a fucking leaf....

threadly reminder that b t r has to show feet

Lol Tico kicked the ball into the Leaf's face.

>>77064292
write you mean, and no most people here end up talking a weird amalgamation of english and spanish, which works when talking with people who were raised in similar settings, but trips up the more spanish dominated speakers.

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We are unironically going to the quarter finals guys

I'm physically trembling

So wtf just happened in that openc up game?

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>>77069655
Hey, remember last year when you made it to the MLS Final and then blew it?

Ha ha, good times.

DALLAS WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77073621
>FC SALLAD

Is the season still going? I thought it was over already.

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>>77063313
False.

>>77064343
>tfw no comfy East Bay USL team I can take BART to
>tfw 5-10 years until BART reaches Avaya

>>77073440
>blew it
it went to penalties, it's virtually a coinflip at that point

>>77076461
>letting a team win with zero (0) shots on goal
Yeah, >you blew it

>>77073809
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>77077586
This.

redpill me on the goldcup

>>77080620
A shit

>>77080708
fair enough

EXPANSION WHEN

>>77080620

its coming home, la

our year, la

Dwyer to make it to the NT next year, la

>>77081309
>the gold cup is coming to louisiana

explain yourself

>>77081309
Have you even seen how garbage the BCD team has been playing? I dont want any of these faggots in the A team other than Dwyer for Altishit.

I wonder if our great Fernando is happy right now over the success of the Canadian team.

>>77083355
This. Acosta and DwyGOD should be the only ones in the Alpha squad.

>>77081124
When are the new teams confirmed, or when are the new teams joining the league?

>we play a literal who nation tonight

>>77085249
And we will probably lose because the team is overrated shit.

>>77085336
its not over rated. its just the B/C team.

>>77085357
It is overrated because some of you idiots claimed we would win the tournament easily.

>>77085393
make the finals maybe but not beat mexico

3-0 tonight?

>Martinque +1425
>USA -510
>Draw +625

Damn those are some odds