>NFL elite athlete

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>Soccer elite athlete

>>76947028
>>76947014

Kek. Who would win in a buffet eat off?

>>76947043
Eli stands no chance against the Baron of Bologna

>>76947028
the count of carbonara

>>76947043
Eli stands no chance against the Conquistadore of Crotone

>>76947043
piggy, easily. at least, as long as he was aware that the serving on his plate wasn't his final

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>>76947043
Annihilating buffets is basically a requirement to be a nfl player

>>76947028
t h - t h i c c

>>76947014

Honestly how do we "fix" Eli's body
does he need to work on his shoulders and traps and that's it?

>>76947087
imagine what his body looks like without the shirt haha

>>76947085
Not for quarterback not named JaMarcus Russell, Emir.

>>76947043
Eli wouldn't stand a chance against the tribune to the plates of food

>>76947014
Eli isn't toned but you can tell he has some strength.
Meanwhile the average soccer player is a starving African tier thin twink.

>b-b-but Ronaldo!
Ronaldo is the exception, not the rule. Just as Gronkowski exists in the NFL.

>>76947043
LORD OF LASAGNA

>>76947104
lol, what do you think he smells like
asking for a friend haha

>>76947014
quarterbacks have to be heavy in order to take hits

>>76947043
eli would lose, he seems like a bitch and he'd get gassy and start whining

>>76947043
Eli stands no chance against the Thane of Neapolitan Pizza

>>76947122
>you can tell he has some strength

You must be pathetically weak if you see an ounce of strength in the OP photo.

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I love that these threads have become so prevalent that they have looped back around on themselves and become serious. There are so many examples of world class athletes that didn't conform to a standard body type, and you know how we know they were world class athletes? Because they performed at the highest levels of their respective sports. Everyone starts these threads with a guy like Brady, or Kirby Puckett, or Vince Wilfork or Sabathia, or Minute Bol who have achieved things that only a handful of humans who have ever existed have accomplished. What this would indicate to me is that clearly we still don't know shit about what could make someone great, but instead people keep pushing it. >"Haha, look at the way this guy looks? Can you believe only hundreds of people have achieved incredibly athletic accomplishments while looking like this? Durrrrrrrrr"

pic related: the greatest baseball player ever who is so good, people don't have debates about the GOAT baseball player. People argue about Jordan, Brady, no one ever says boo to Babe Ruth.
He was also a big fat slob.

>>76947043
Eli stands no chance against the Czar of Carbonara

>it's another "/sp/erglords mistakenly think they could outrun even the fattest professional NFL player" episode

>>76948488

nobody said or even intimated that, you fucking retard

>>76948151
>the greatest baseball player ever who is so good, people don't have debates about the GOAT baseball player

>implying boreball is a real sport

>>76947028
Look at the size of his thighs.

>>76947014
>slightly vissible abs
>v-structure

when you guys realize how tall eli manning is he's actually in great shape

>>76949465
Mentally?