/hoc/ - moose meat edition

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>hockey

Moose meat is Kino

Moose > Bear > Cow > Pig > Deer > Lamb > Fish

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Do you eat sushi with chopsticks?

McMeme contract soon.

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was it autism?

>>76944669
fish is great. if i had to pick only one meat to eat the rest of my life it would be fish or chicken

>>76944679
Bob Mckenzie thinks 8x$12.25m.

BASED.

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>>76944682
>be player in Edmonton Oilers
>eat prison food

>>76944682
DRINK

THE

PINK

who EASHL here?

>>76944682
You can tell by his face that he is eating prime moose steak

>>76944643
My brother had that same problem but it doesn't bother him anymore now that he killed himself

>>76944682
>literally drinking Biosteel

I get he hawks it, but why drink that swill when you have a bonaqua merchant on your team?

>>76944669
Cow > Pig > Lamb > Rest > Fish

>>76944669
Actual ranking:

Cow> Reindeer> Pig> Chicken> Fish>>>>>>>>>> Rabbit> Lamb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest

Lamb and rabbit both taste like piss so they're interchangeable.

So what is this announcement we're all waiting for? I'm at work and can't get to a tv.

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>>76944669
Fish > Reindeer > Cow > Lamb > Deer > Pig > Moose

t. finnish meat man

>>76944749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ij0Nj5cAO0

ON NOW!

>>76944656
Would prefer they just play naked all the time to be frank with you my pham

>>76944749
Oilers press conference, starting now pretty much. Expected to be McDavid's contract announcement. Bob McKenzie and others expect 8 x $12.25 million per.

>>76944756
You look like you have mercury poisoning. Stop eating fish immidietly

>>76944727
This reminds me. I gotta call my only single4ever friend and ask how he's doing.

>>76944776
I may actually even watch it if that was the case.

>>76944783
Fish is literally gook food.

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>i rate pig meat

>>76944801
I thought it was Sweden that didnt eat pork.

McGaykids jaw has grown. Looks like toews tbqh

12,5 is actually not bad. Could have been worse.

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>8 years at $12.5 AAV
EIGHT MORE YEARS, BABY

>>76944773
Good for the Oilers. Pity they're just gonna be the Capitals of the West.

>>76944830
Of medicority lol

>>76944812
I dont eat animals that bathe in literal shit and look like auston matthews

How much will Draisatl sign for?

>>76944847
>would rather eat animals that literally swim in their own piss

>>76944756
Moose> Cow> Deer> Pig> Fish

t. Ontario meat man

Where does elk rank?

>>76944855
6 million

>>76944834
This leaves about 7-8 mils for Draisatl.
They'll be the new Pens.

>>76944855
Between $6.5 and $7.5 mil.

>>76944868
Literally the lowest on the Deer tier

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>mfw matthews gets 13 million per year

>>76944855

6 gorillion

>>76944907
And Toronto Sports Network/Sportsnet would still praise it as a good deal.

>>76944896
>tfw binland doesn't have the mighty elk in this forest filled country of ours.

Pls describe what it tastes like.

>trying to watch oilers press conference
>katz faggot son's Jew fro is blocking entire screen

Fuck I hate that kid with his gay manlet lifts

>>76944925
Like dulled out moose.

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OUTTA MY WAY, NHL FUCKING SHITS

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>@TSNBobMckenzie
>Jesse Puljujärvi signs $12.6M x 8y extension with Edmonton Oilers

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>8 years

>>76944927
srsly that fucking faggot is not even his biological son. Why would you parade your cuckoldry around like that?
If I was Katz, I'd have him hidden somewhere in Bahamas loaded with cocaine.

>>76944883
yeah like drai is gonna settle for that

Why do Finnish players hate Poopoopeepeeinajarvi so much?

>Pulmu
>It's so exciting playing with Laine, he always scores, so I love passing him the puck, I love getting free assists!
>Peepeepoopooinajarvi is okay

>none of the three are wearing ties
what the fuck is their problems?
wouldnt want to play for an organization were the gm, owner and captain have no sense of right and wrong

pulju run, fucking run

Caps West confirmed

>>76944933
Well it sure must be some next level of shit tier meat then.

>>76944922
>"Why Matthews deserves more than McDavid"

>>76944986
This.

8 years of 2nd round exits confirmed.

Pongs 9peat incoming.

>>76944969
7.5*8 for a young 70 point center is just fine.
He can go chase bigger bucks but it also means he will be missing the dynasty experience.
He got some of those points playing wing for the great one too, so it's not like he is a generational talent or something.

>>76945023
>Niemi retires with a ring on his every finger

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>>76944975
>A Finn without fashion sense talking fashion
kys

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Why don't other teams just draft and develop their own McDavid?

>>76945050
Not everyone has the development coaches and personnel that Oilels do.

how much was the max contract again

>>76945050
Autism is only 1/68 kids in Canada

>>76944986
>>76944999
No. Oilers are building around a center instead of a winger like Ovie

>>76944969
they can always dump RNH for pennies on the dollar and retaining 30% of Lucic makes that a movable contract too. They will find a way.

>>76945043
>talking about fashion sense
>what is dress code
baka sven

>>76945074
*2 centers

>Chicago didn't really succeed with high paying stars

are the coilcucks fucking retarded

>>76945074
oilers are building around Pulju. McDavid deal was just to ensure that Pulju can play with a center he wants.

>muh childhood hero

That little fucker wasn't even born when Wayne retired.
Kids are so fucking dumb.

How much are memethews and laine gonna get paid?

My favorite Swedish song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=silhiFzzL5I

>>76945168
Wayne retired in 99

>>76945110
Bud Patrig Gane??? :DD

>>76945176
Matthews will be in the AHL by the time his ELC ends. Laine will settle for 28*8.

>>76945168
Finnish hockey "knowledge"

>>76945097
>what is dress code
What is summer?

>>76945190
Yeah and that kid was a fucking fetus then.
Your point?

>>76945204
>28 year contract

wehw

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>>76945221

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Will Desh do well in NuRags?

>>76945207
Listen up you little fuck. I've been following hockey before you even learned to play with your feces.
I lived in Edmonton and witnessed the Dynasty first hand. I probably fucked your mom too. Infact, I was only 9 but there is a very real change I'm your dad.

>>76945267
t. Jarri Kurri Jr

go kings go

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>>76945303
>beaners

>>76945301
t. Engineers son

But Jari, Esa and dad were friends. Not many Finns there at the time.

mcgaykid got scammed

he should've signed to $15M

>>76945267
>rekt anon's mother with his Jussi-Pekka
>at 9 years old
Fucking based.

>>76944713
>athletes could never be on lowfat diets
just

>>76945350
HE NEEDS CALORIES MAN
HE'S A HACKEY PLAYAR

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>coilers will never sniff the Cup again in your lifetime

>>76945056
is this the famous Suomi shitposting I've heard of?

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DO NOT TRUST FINLAND

>>76945335
>Jussi-Pekka

We have like 10000 words for penis in Finland and I've never heard of this one. I'm gonna make sure it becomes number 10001.
Thanks anon, kek'd out loud.

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>Yfw your team signed aho for 3 years
>He could be on the team because defense is shit

Can we meme our way to a ECF appearance?

Hey pro scout. Can you enlighten us with your opinion on 2017 draft finns?

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>>76945186
this really made me think

translation of some parts

A huge negroe went a shore in Stockholms port
His dick, it was so hard the whores almost got a shock.
He asked all the girls from Kungsträdgården to Tivoli
But not a single pussy did he get to smash
On the Djurgårdsplains he sat sad for a bit
Until the finnish whore Turku-Britta came from Gröna Lund.
She pulled her skirt up to show that her pants were off
He got a whisky and they went out to the forest.

Nigger-Joe, Nigger-Joe
Finnish whores you will you believe
will take the hefty cock
until it jizzes and gets soft
Nigger-Joe, Nigger-Joe,
vaselline in the pussy can
with whisky and dollar
do wonders, indeed

Turku-Britta laid their with her legs sprawled
Joe got a boner and started to grope
Steadily he grabbed her ass
inserted half, and so the pounding started.
Turku-Britta screamed like nothing else
Joe he never stopped, thats a given
He got is jumbodick
out and in
in and out
and in the Djurgårdsnight the finnish's wild howl was heard

>>76945555
Excellent get finland

>it's unique

Here's probably what happened.

*hands over a blank check*
*p-pls sign t. chirrelli*
*okay t. McDonalds*

>>76944883

Lol they each have one good season under their belts

>Here's your mega extentions

This league is so fucked. Can't wait to miss another entire season when the CBA expires

>>76945267
Then you should know McDavid was born in 97 and gretz retired in 99 ya dumb pekka poster

draisaitl better sign for $8M+ or i'll be fucking angry

>>76945555
How the fuck did you even know I was here?

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>>76945555
checked

>>76945597
>And suddenly this dumb canadian nigger realizes they weren't interviewing McDavid.

>>76945555
all busts

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>tfw no hockey

>>76945603
Your posting style is so blatantly ddifferent from anyone.

T. Finnish amateurscout

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>>76945600
He will sign for 14 years 88 million

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Oilers coming for Stan lee's cup like

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>>76945577
>>76945186

Why doesn't Virginia get their own team?

Must be embarrasing to support a team from DC. DC stands for everything that is fucked up in USA. What kind of fan would associate themselves with DC?

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>8 years/100 million
>yfw McDavid and Draisaitl alone account for 25% of Edmonton's cap space

>>76945186
>>76945577
Written by a mythomaniac nazi sympathizer who was forcibly sterilized while incarcerated in an asylum.

>>76945796
great lad

>>76945747
>called Virginia
Take a guess why

>>76945707
TINY WHITE

Who RFA is gonna get offer sheet?

>>76945796
Would you say he was, dare i say it. /our/ guy?

>>76945747
If Virginia would get a team, they would have to rename the state to Defloweredia

>>76945555
I really like Heiskanen and Tolvanen for the first round.
Heiskanen is going to be just like Letang. He does it all and does it well.

Tolvanen falliing was a big surprise for me. He is cocky but I simply don't see the interviews affecting that much. Killer of a shot and solid wheels. Guaranteed top 6 sniper.

Didn't see much of Välimäki, so no opinion yet.

Vaakanainen has had a disappointing development arch. He looked like a slam dunk 1st overall when he was 15. Seems to have limited offensive upside. Probably a 4 D if all goes well.

Vesalainen I wouldn't touch. He looked terrible all season long and seriously lacks IQ. Dominates with his physical edge. See what happens in the NHL when that edge is gone.

Jokiharju wasn't on my list, so no actual scouting but for what I've seen, he could be a decent 2-way D quarterbacking 2PP. Basicly a 5 D who can spot in every line.

>>76945899
Give me the lowdown on Pulmu. He played in the U20/U18 and was linemates with Laine.

Best Hockey music?

>>76945936
Stompin tom connors

>>76945936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
ofc :^)

>>76945928
I don't remember a Pulmu ever playing with Laine.
I don't think I've ever even heard that name.

>Palat filed for arbitration
plz no

>>76945997
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=177595

Did we draft another Finnbust like Juolevi?

>>76945936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhHQKZRGs

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>>76946018

How does Finland manage to be so incompetent at hockey that they make Swedes look elite?

>>76945936
Sentenced - Routasydän (Kärpät song)

https://youtu.be/GkeVwX14tZ8

>>76946000
need that second buyout window when Yzerman sees Girardi play for the first time

>>76945928
It's palmu you dumb fucking gook and he was a late pick so who cares

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when

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>>76946033
>Sedin
>Sedin
>Eriksson
>Pettersson
>Rodin
>Edler
>Markstrom
>Nilsson

>more than 1/3 of the team is Swedes

Canucks gonna be great next season. It'll be greater once our good ole Canadian boy becomes captain to lead the Swedes.

>>76946018
Heh. Palmu not Pulmu.
Palmu is an absolute tank, he destroyed the Canadian junior leagues but very rarely these tiny guys pan out in the NHL. You took a gamble and I hope he succeeds. Plenty of heart, speed and skill but really really short.
Odds are always stacked against these guys.

>>76946083
>when you souviens the quebec

>>76945980
>the puck is in and the canadiens win
>and the canadiens win
>canadiens
>win

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>>76946100
>mfw

>>76946129
it was released in the 70's

>>76945936
Drum and bass and old knife party.

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>>76946100
>Gypsy Jim confirmed once again for all-seeing and all-knowing

How did we ever doubt him?

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>mfw oilers won't be able to support themselves because they spent all their money on mcdavid

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succ

>>76945936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHDbf6Y5QA

MONSIEUR GILETTE PLUS D'EXCUSES
ON VEUT FAIRE LES SÉRIES

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>>76946210
>yfw all Edmonton can afford to surround Draisaitl and McDavid with are league-minimum plugs
>they demand to be traded after years of frustrating failure
>nobody can afford them

>>76945862
Definitely

>>76946241
is goatposting the new slothposting?
or did i miss a meme or two

>>76946100
if eriksson and sutter can produce next season then the canucks have a decent shot at the very least making the playoffs. defense still needs work though

If oilers don't win at least three cups during mcgaykids career I'll eat my billebeino© hat

>>76946303
You need someone like Mattias Öhlund

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>>76946280
>he doesn't know about goatposting

goatposting is literally GOAT

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>>76946303
>being this behind on Canucks memes

c'mon bruh

better stock up for the season

>>76945936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

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>>76946341

dat goat

>>76946100
European players are all fucking pussies

>>76946314
Is it a limited edition crying baby with a t-shirt hat?
It was such a personal piece.

Oilers is the new Caps

>>76946557
*new Pens

>>76946614
New post 2015 Reddithawks*

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Can we make this the golden knights goal song for next season?

https://youtu.be/is-HVxmUELQ

>>76946632
the 2007-2016 coilers*

>>76946033
Finland had an abysmal 10 year stretch.
This stretch was when politicians were all raving about equality across everything.
This meant the birth of Nuori Suomi (Young Finland). What it basicly meant is that everyone plays and no one is better than others. This struck hard to the hockey program. This meant there will be no more ice time or extra training for the future pro than the talentless fat kid who could barely skate on the same team.

This lasted a good 7 years until it was quietly scrapped as the results show in every sport right now, not just hockey.
Finland is/was the best country in the Olympics per capita (I'm sure someone has passed us while this experiment was going on) Now we are struggling to get a fucking medal in both the Olympics.
SDP Screwed this whole nation of great sports men. It takes time to recover but Hockey seems to be leading the way right now. Our youth is catching up to Sweden and actually winning in high picks.

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>>76946682

Next, Finland should start a Manhattan Project-like crash program to develop a decent goalie

>>76946733
I believe UP Luukkonen is that guy.
And Rask will still be able to bail that sorry ass defense for many moons to come.
Also Rinne was fucking brilliant in the playoffs.

Jesse Puljujarvi

What in the needs to be genocided name is Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen?

Babcock vs Laviolette

Who would you pick?

These are obviously the best coaches in the NHL.
I really like the offense Laviolette makes his team to play and it works like a charm everywhere he goes, so my pick is him.

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Is he Cell key material?

>>76946682
>tfw nuori suomi made me able to actually play occasionally
its a conflicted feel

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>>76945899
give me a rundown on deep draft Finns Heponiemi and Ikonen

>Pageau going to arbitration
Let me guess, his 4 goals game against the >rags inflated his ego and now he's asking for a huge contract?

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>>76946810
>obviously the best coachs

Umm, wrong sweetie

Laviolette doesnt even have 2 cups.

>>76946797
Ukko = The god of thunder in Finnish pagan religion

Pekka = Pekka just an honest hard working Pekka

Luukkonen, well this is tricky. Luu = bone. The -nen just means you come from that family or belong to their house. The -kko par I have no clue. Maybe Luunen just sounded too silly as it basicly means boney in Finnish. Luukkonen = from the house of Bone IMO

>>76946879
>pagan

Stopped reading there.

>>76946860
Heponiemi is my darkhorse. Really smart with the puck and sees the ice well. Very raw but great potential. He has that hockey IQ people talk about. I absolutely love the kid.

Did not catch Ikonen at all live but I heard Central Scouting had him pretty high.

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>mfw hongcouver drafts fifth overall AGAIN

>>76946890
But why?
It's like drafting a Norwegian guy named Thor or Thore. Hell the Finnish god of wilderness was Tapio and it's still a very common males name.

Kipper if you post booty everyday during the 2017-2018 regular season, I will guerentee Vancouver wins Stan Lee

t. Sneaky backdoor deals guy

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>Nashville confirmed for not winning a cup ever

>>76946890
FYI Ukko is also a slang for dad(yours)or basicly some old geezer. But I don't think his parents were thinking that.

>>76946979
>drafting a norge

Why would I do that?

>>76946682
>no pic of a future 3rd liner with an autistic 5th grade photoshop

10/10

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Does anyone else here fucking hate this retarded cunt's insufferable mug? I really wish someone would rape and kill him and his entire family.

>>76947072
Yes, but i just dont watch his videos.

>>76947101
Neither do I, but the fact that he exists is infuriating.

>>76947072
He was fun when laffs were laffing and he was suffering, but other than that he's just a faggot.

Holy shit I barely recovered from that G n'R gig a week ago and I'm completely smashed again.
How will I survive this summer?

Now that laffs are good. What do we do for fun?
Ignoring laff posters seems like a great solution to me.

>>76947017
Mate, that was confirmed the moment they implemented >finnish goaltending in their system.

>>76947159

Keep drinking.

>>76947187
Im going to make fun of canuck posters and reddithawks

>>76947072
He's okay. Gets a bit annoying but he has some okay hockey knowledge.

>>76947187
>rags

>>76947072
Don't worry, he's probably cutting himself right noe and jacking off to pignose's Calder

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-zR2DC09cSo

>>76947187
The best part about the Leafs is that they get good then turn to shit relatively quickly. Watching their fans justify it is entertaining lol

>>76947212
It was the best show of my life man!
Absolutely amazing. I've seen Metallica*3, The Rolling Stones and U2 and bunch of other non legends.
They really put up a parade of hits I wish it never ended. Greatest rock ban of all time bar none.

>>76947051
He sold his soul to Sportsnet, that's punishment enough.

>>76947328
Should have left some beer for others too, jerk.

>>76947356
I don't get the bitching about the beer lines. I was there at about 15:00. Got beers, food, t-shirts and a great spot no hours long standing in line.
People bitching about waiting in line should maybe next time show up earlier. 55000 tickets sold should ring a bell. And then they bitch to the organizers. kys.

>Galchenyuk confirmed for 3 more years with the Habs.

>>76947404
>with the Habs

>implying they won't trade him

I want to be a fan of an NHL team.

I'm looking for equipment that is very bad

Be a losing team

You have never won the stanley cup

That has a fan base very poor and weak.

A team with no future


And that this in a city, province or state where soccer and major league soccer (MLS) is much more popular and followed than the NHL and hockey

>>76947404
4.9M per year

>>76947427
vancouver

>>76947187
so the laffs basically only have a few years to win right?
bustthews is going to be wanting a big contract like mcmeme. they will be in a situation like edmonton is now with marner and willie.
their issues in goal and on the blue line are only going to get worse because of this.

>>76947427
kenyans manage to play hokkei and maintain an ice surface.
why cant your poor shithole do the same?

>Tyler Johnson and Ondrej Palat filed for arbitration
God damnit

>>76945936
Metallica Trapped under Ice

>>76947427
Vancouver

>>76947554
That's not really a bad thing unless they're a year from UFA

>>76947427

You're looking for Toronto.

>>76945936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrHBUVEEkk

>>76947427
Why do you do this?

>>76945936
saravon pekka pekka pekka

>>76947465
>>76947573
And why should I be a fan of Vancouver?

>>76947591
Toronto, have won the stanley cup in the past.

So toronto does not count

>>76947698
Vancouver fots your description pretty well. A team with no future that has the whitecaps as a popular soccer team

>>76947698
for the same reasons that you have been given over the last 3+ years.

>>76947645
This. What is this absolute madman doing here?

Last two digits = how many wins the VGK get in their inaugural season

Whichever leaf said elk is best in the last thread is right

Quads desu

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>>76947777

>>76947777
Chickity czeched

>>76947777
noice

>>76947777
You czeechy bastard.

Vegan Golden Knights

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>>76947777

>>76947796
>>76947814
is that the czech on holiday?

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>>76947872
Nope. True north strong and free my lad.

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>>76947894
>true north
>same northern latitude as germany

>>76947894
hahaha. Have fun. Is it nice there? Did you go with family? Or are you jsut filthy rich?

grease you fucking fag go away

@76947872
Don't reply to me or my wife's boyfriend's child of unspecified gender ever again

>>76947931
This

>>76947931
>>76947912
are you feeling cranky?

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is there anything more disgusting than a Quebecois? protip: NO

>>76944756
asian genes coming through strongly here

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>>76947777

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>>76947977
Viens me dire ça en pleine face mon ostie de mangeux de marde.

Montreal has literally gone backwards this offseason
This is all based on numbers and Potential and not """attitude"""
>Sign Drouin (+)
>Lose Sergachev (-)
>Lose emelin (+)
>overpay Alzner (-)
>sign Morrow (-)
>Overpay Price (-)
>Lose Radulov (-)

They could have done so much better. How can 1 franchise be so JUST?

>>76948227
the overpay price part is worth 2 -'s that contract was bonkers

>Jagr is still available

Someone get that man a boutique of vodka and a contract. wtf it's the cheapest guaranteed 30 points any team could possibly add

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>mfw my mom called some drunk just drowned in her hillbilly river and there are popos and the fire department with boats

>>76948274
I hope that's how I go and it probably will be

>>76948271
I think Jussi Jokinen is about as cheap and brings just as much as this point.
Barkov has been dragging the corpse of Jagr around for ages. It's not going to be pretty when he doesn't have an elite C.

>>76947698
>Toronto, have won the stanley cup in the past.
This was like 6 gorillion years ago, it literally doesn't count.

>>76948227
A bunch of teams downgraded
Nashville, Tampa Bay..
somehow Arizona and Colorado got worse if only on paper too

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>>76948307
>signs in Edmonton
>McDavid makes him a triple digit player again

>>76948300
My friend suicided that way few years back.
I don't see how it's a good way to go.
I have guns but without them, I'd pick hanging with a nice 3 meter drop.

>>76948317
>tampa bay

How did they downgrade? Sergachev has a higher ceiling than Drouin and Defence is far more valuable than wingers.

What else did they do this offseason?

>>76948227
friendly reminder that bergevin will always take the frog over a different player of "similar" skill

>>76948362
Short term downgrade since Sergachev isn't an NHLer yet

>>76948382
Kunitz will replace his 50 points a year.

>>76948396

I doubt that. Maybe 4 years ago.

>>76948274
>>76948348
why do finns like suicide?

>>76948524
It's like some sort of tradition

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Remember when TSN thought he was going to refuse to sign his ELC with Edmonton because they became body language experts?

>>76947404
>>76947435

This isn't bad at all

>>76944756
>falling for the ''SS is a meme' meme' meme

>>76948274
same thing happened here on canada day

is today finland day?

>>76948549
friendly reminder that TSN "hokkei analyst" jeff o'neil unironically rates bustthews ahead of mejesus.

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pass the hockey stick bro

i`m subbing in

>>76948701
You're so stale I'm actually embarassed when I see your name on my screen.

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>>76948701
>>76948721
>deleting your original unfunny post to repost "how the joke should have went"
>it's actually even worse than the accidental post
That's how you know you've hit a wall

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>four more years of zach hyman

>oilels

>>76948348
Not saying I would do it on purpose, just that I like to drink and spend time around water.

>>76944972
Puljujarvi is a bust of a 3rd overall, he's basically bordering Drouin tier unless he steps up this season

>>76949282
4th overall. That dumb frog went 3rd

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Is he mentally special?

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>body issue has more than one female hockey player
>none of them are Amanda Kessel

Fuck

Wtf i was f5ing the last /hoc/ thread like an idiot

>>76944669

>pig over anything
>lean fish at the bottom

How do I know youre ugly af, balding and have a permanent red tone of skin ?

>>76949564
Go run over a crowd Mehemet

>>76949591

Same retarded logic that is meming whites into chugging liters of liquid estrogen because shills told them its a white supremacist symbol.

The truth isnt conveniently contained in one culture, each holds some truth and muslims are simply redpilled about pig meat being terrible for your health.

>>76949519

She's so cute
Her autism is tsundere

>>76949695
nice try Muhammed

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>Lundshit

Petrus "THICC" Palmu will have a better career than Jesse "BUST" puljujajajajajejrjijijivi

>>76947427
Florida hands down

>>76949725
dat pulju

>rags

>>76949483
he has over 9000 hockey iq

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>>76947427
Chicago would be a good pick
the fans are horrible, the city cares more about every other sport, and even though they've won in the past, their players are overpaid washouts, so we're probably at the beginning of a Cubs-tier championship drought

>>76950297
>obvious knockoff hawks jersey
if you're gonna cherry pick, at least get ripe ones

>>76945747
We deserve one! Richmond was the 8th highest rated market for this years stanley cup finals. But of course we fall into capitals zone generally. I've never ever seen a canes fan

>Get home
>See McMeme contract

The fuck?

>>76950470
>I've never ever seen a canes fan

Neither has Raleigh.

>>76948317
>Arizona
Picked up Raanta, Stepan, Hjalmarsson, got rid of POS smith, dinosaur doan and fleeced MN into taking Hanzal from us. Sounds like a win desu. Plus Tippett is gone

>>76949282
But Drouin is actually good. I think a better comparison would be Dylan Strome
>big guy with hard shot
>horrible IQ
>no speed
>3rd overall
>completely hopeless bust

>>76950626
yes, good news for seattle senpai

>>76950665
>>3rd overall

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76950698
(You)

>>76949282
>>76949480
Both of them are fucking busts.

>>76950737

Busts is a but harsh atm bUT we'll see soon enough. I still don't know why anyone wants Drouin after the malarkey he has pulled.

>>76950925

His agent told him to do that. He actually has a great character afaik.

>>76951091
>french
>great character

next you'll be praising a ruskie

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>>76950626
>take Hanzal from us
The mild were fleeced but the team could have done nothing and he'd still be gone sweetie.

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>>76950925
It's funny going back to the past few years's drafts and looking at top 10s who turned out to be busts.

>Dal Colle

lmao

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I would unironically support communism if it meant bringing back athletes of Soviet caliber.

>>76951286
Dal colle isn't a bust

>>76951286
>virtanen
>olli juolevi
>pettersson

3 different teams and each team picked a bust

>>76951312
>islels pick in the top 5
>not a bust
>not named tavares

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Worst general ever?

>>76951451
What about Montgomery?

>>76951451
>spartan trained for combat around the start of CE
>leading knights in medieval warfare
Ya I'd say they would make a bad general, maybe not worst though.

>>76951227
I'm aware, he's garbage though, I would pay for someone to take him from >my team. Hanzal is a lazy PP babby, who always takes costly penalties. He's a good net front presence and that's literally it

>>76951338
What's wrong with juolevi? Based on WJC he seems like a pretty smart player, he's just a defenseman so obviously he's not going to make the team his draft+1 year

>>76951451
I actually like the logo and colors, The name is gay as fuck though.

They should have just been the Spartans desu.

>>76948317
Think Nashville stayed the same or upgraded slightly.
Bonino is better than Wilson.
Hartnell is probably not a replacement for neal but he at least serviceable as a physical presence which is what they were looking for. Since their talent are all undersized twinks. (forsberg + arvidsson)

Pittsburgh definitely downgraded.
>loses Daley, Hainsey, and Fleury
>signs Hunwick and Niemi
major downgrade there.

wew, what a long day of interacting with normies and doing my best to keep up a facade while all i'm really thinking about is what dank memes are being posted on /hoc/

>>76951723
I still think that Pittsburgh is fine, but they will have a much harder time if letang gets hurt again.

>>76951179

>Mario Lemieux
>Jean Beliveau
>Marty St Louis
>Vinny Lecavalier
>Serge Savard
>Maurice Richard
>Marty Brodeur
>Marcel Dionne
>Luc Robitaille
>Vinny Damphousse
>Mike Bossy

Litterally nothing wrong with >frogs

Artemi Panarin is a very likeable Ruskie.

>>76951723
hainsey and daley were rentals (daley albeit 2 year rental)
had fleury remained the pongs would be in cap hell
the expansion draft has hurt every team's roster, but in a weird way it's benefited the pongs more than any other team despite giving the golden showers their best player

Just bought a fancy golf club lads. And 3 pairs of shorts