/granate/ now with 10% more /beschissen/

good, just what i was looking for

shit thread

rude

yes very rude

i ate Kuskus today

evening bundes

>>76944636
Good OP pic.

RB "Ganz Normaler Aufsteiger" Leipzig willing to pay €13m for Jean-Kévin Augustin, formerly linked with Berlin and Dortmund

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/granaten/

>>76944735
yummy

>>76944793
good evening

i ate Knutschiknutschi today

>>76944817
Didn't they already payed ~50mil€ for transfers last season?

why real based no buy goretzka?

>>76944820
tell me something about Coritiba

because next year 4free

>>76944836
Yes. But I can't believe anyone wants to pay €13m for a benched U21 player with 1 year left on his contract. Maybe they really sell Keita or Forsberg this transfer window.

>>76944833
lewd

Free Granate is best Granate

i suppose

>>76944908
>Maybe they really sell Keita or Forsberg this transfer window.
Some english news sources say that it's only a matter of time until Liverpool seals the Keita deal for ~70-80mil.

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The recruitment of Capellas bears metaphysical significance for BVB and shall bring with it luck. Capella is the star that shows virility, honor and wealth. And this sign is fascinating. Indeed as Winter turns to Summer, so did the Earth move its axis of rotation. I can only suspect that Dortmund was under the star Procyon during winter considering all misfortune and hardship that happened, having an apex with the attack on their bus. Procyon is masculine and further portrays the overcoming of calamity and so Dortmund won at least the DFB Pokal hence I rest my theory about Dortmund being under Procyon during last winter. I can only suspect that being under the superior Capella will now lead them to a league title or perhaps even the CL.

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>>76944904
sad!

>>76944953
Was rauchst du?

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>>76944953

die vogels tun alle kirchn aus mein garten klaun :(

>>76945008
>>76945022

The wording of my text is retarded, sorry. But just trust me with my basic knowledge about astrology and hermeticism when I say BvB will have a lucky season coming up.

>still no granate bought
Are Bayern done for?

>>76945101

Naw. Theyre currently in an image rebranding campaign. They want to divert focus from "we need a granate", to "the evil rich clubs keeping us down and Bayern has always been a developer of players and talents".

I think Bayern will have a mediocre season, where they possibly win the BL, but crash hard in the CL and then fire Ancelotti, get rid of Robben, Ribery, Costa, Gnabry, Sanches, Boateng and then completely copy Dortmund and start buying up the best talents in Germany (and Europe).

>>76945212
dat delusion

>>76945224

http://www.espnfc.com/story/3153400/thiago-alcantara-bayern-munich-dont-need-big-name-signings-to-succeed

>>76944817
>Jean-Kévin Augustin

sounds like another bundes meme name

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still makes no sense to me that mods autosage /granate/ when basically every important sport is at its off-season and still leaving threads like this one up

>>76945633

>>76945867

>implying its not that buttmad customer Mod who spergd out after he told his "problemviertel" story

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>>76945958
>"problemviertel" story
backstory NOW

>>76945867
They have our thread names blacklisted whereas they must remove random shitposts manually.

>>76946007
yeah thought so. should we just try another name? made a /beskidt/ thread yesterday obviously but no one except denmark found it

>>76945982
anon walked through a bad neighborhood and some muzzies talked shit towards him, talked shit back and they threatened him

>>76946086
just start turkish superliga threads
>>76946086
we wuz on auto sage before that story tho

>>76945982
pls delet this post and change the filename on your device. thank you

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>>76946193
or else what?
*blocks you're path*

According to BILD, Goretzka's agent met with Real Madrid.

How hard are customers trembling right now?

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>>76946239
schalke rn

Also BILD: Augustin to Leipzig a done deal

>Beim Deutschen Fußball-Bund steht ein Wechsel des Generalsponsors unmittelbar bevor. Der langjährige Partner Mercedes wird ab 2019 von Volkswagen abgelöst.
what do we think?

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>>76946239

>>76946309
Volkswagen already sponsors almost every Buli club, so I'm a bit sceptical having a sponsor being this dominant.

>>76946334
if this means even more Bayern players get called up it can't be bad

>>76946239

REFUNDS

>>76946306

FUCK

You win this time /energy/. I really wanted Augustin at BVB. Maybe that means Obama is staying.

>>76946441
no

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ugh

>>76946461
Yeah, Dortmund must really trust that Isak guy. Watching a bit of YT videos, his movement with the ball reminds me a bit of Dembele, might be a GRANATE.

>>76944931
Forsberg going to Milan has been a matter of time several times now.

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>>76946461
>Augustin
whence have you seen him?

>>76946666
satanic quads
follow paul joyce's twitter. if a deal is gonna happen then he will be the first reliable source to tweet about it, he doesn't report bullshit

>>76946821

U20 Korea.

>>76946995
>judging from that mickey mouse tournament
m8.... fucking england won.......

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Ananastisch!

>Emre Mor hat keine Pläne, Borussia Dortmund gen türkische Süper Lig zu verlassen. „Ich spiele gern für die türkische Nationalmannschaft“, leitet der 19-Jährige gegenüber dem deutschsprachigen Süper Lig-Portal ‚GazeteFutbol‘ ein und stellt klar: „Aber die Süper Lig ist nicht mein Ziel und wird auch nicht mein Ziel werden. Ganz einfach deshalb, weil ich weder Türkisch kann noch die türkische Kultur lebe. Ich würde in der Türkei ein Fremder sein. Das will ich nicht.“
wtf
>doenst know turkish
>doesnt "live" turkish culture
>would be a stranger in Turkey
>but yeah, of course i play for the Turkey. Denmark? never heard of that place

>>76947237
would want to play in döner lig either

>>76947237
>Ich spiele gern für die türkische Nationalmannschaft
>„Aber die Süper Lig ist nicht mein Ziel und wird auch nicht mein Ziel werden. Ganz einfach deshalb, weil ich weder Türkisch kann

what do people speak in the turkish NT? German? Kurdish?

>>76947345
he basically doesnt want to live in turkey

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>>76947375
but he loves to go there on holiday
based mor knows whats good

>>76947345
>>76947375
>>76947345
>>76947284
>>76947237
why is her dad in prison?

Told you Mor is a complete moron a year ago

>>76947010

I saw Neuer, Özil, Khedira, Castro, Wagner, Schmelzer, Höwedes, Hummels, Boateng... back in 2009 U21 EC.

You can tell alot about talent, if you actually have an eye for it.

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>>76948763
*tips gatto*
what do i look 4 2 uncover gems?

watching a live show from voodoo jürgens atm. dude is like the austrian mac de marco

>>76949325
pic. pls

>>76949353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmZm5-MHR4c&t=1739s

music wise not really but kinda gives me that mac vibe from look and personality

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>>76949398
i thought you meant you were actually there
music is not too bad, will continue to listen

>>76949473
nah I'm at a friends rn who celebrated his birthday and passed out. yeah he's cool. hard to understand tho even for germans

>>76948763
u21 and u20 are way different though. good players don't play for the u20, they are sent up right away. u20 are just filler rejects.

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>>76949548
give him a cheeky birthday handjob
and, hey, thanks again. i like nochborskinda

>>76949587
handjobs are haram. gonna get me another beer instead

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>>76949609
rate the brau i am drinking

>>76949637
I always get the shits from that somehow but its alright. drinking lidl beer now

also just put on that new washed out album which is pretty cool

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>>76949659
>lidl beer
what kind tho? aldi is better btw
>>76949672
post link, really need 2 discover more music

>>76949694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDL8XwXxiz8

beer is called perlenbacher