/trans/ - #CacaNewSigning edition

CASSETTE'D

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what did he mean by this

*walks towards the Europa League*

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>dropped for a manlet pen merchant

JUST

>sanchez
>lacazette
>ozil
>mahrez

who can stop them?

>>76943163
lacazette just signed for arsenal he can't join city for another year

Is Walker going to City or what?
>>76943163
Everton

>>76943163
City scoring more goals

>>76943163
>lacazette
fixed your list

>>76943192
They're literally dealing with the biggest Jew in the business who always overprices his players. City also have a potential transfer ban as well so they'll probably meet it at deadline day

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My gf just sent me this asking where Chelsea's signings are, how do I break the bad news to her?

Losing Grosicki won't be as bad as it could have been.

Has zero end product.

>>76943241
tell her to gargle that black cock of hers

>>76943241
Just tell her to bandwagon arsenal now since they're guaranteed the league

>>76943241
Had she not heard about Caballero?

>>76943241
litetally no chin

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ABAs are SEETHING

>>76943300
but I like AFC Bournemouth

>>76943300
>pretending to be an Arsecuck
Literally the only thing worse than ACTUALLY being an Arsecuck.

>liverslip butthurt episode incoming

>>76943300
>that 5 a side net
>his height next to it
lmao 4ft wanker

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>Zlatan back at Carrington and will carry on using facilities until back to full fitness
fair to bet he will sign a 6 month deal at United once he is fit

>>76943381
>Zlatan
>full fitness

Carrington has a time machine now?

>>76943356
Isn't he something like 5'8? Pretty sure that's alright for a striker.

>>76943396
5'7.5 or some shit, yes.

>>76943396
5'9 / 175cm

>>76943192
Never mind Walker, how the fuck is Poop taking this long to sign free agent Dani Alves.

>>76943356
>best player in the world is 5'5 at a push

>>76943396
Nice try manlet merchant

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>>76943396
175 cm

>tfw you can post again. Mods are a bit mad desu

>>76943420
Literally no. 5'7.56 if you convert it, mong.

>>76943443
If you got 15mins it means you've been passed on to a mod for a possible ban.

>>76943381
Possibly. Where else is he going to go atm?

>>76943440
t. 6'6 lanklet

>>76943159
poor form, should enroll in DabU again

>imagine being shorter than 6'4
I'd top myself desu

>>76943478
DabU is shutting down

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>>76943463
been gone 3 days mate for OT-posting when no good transfers were habbening

but now we back on track

http://www.strawpoll.me/13333356
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333356
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333356
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333356
multiple choice

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>>76943493

>>76943463
that's just feet not feet inches
5' (152.4) + 9" (22.86) = 175.26

>>76943256
He is pretty much a Polish wigger version of a pacy African, a headless horseman
Good against shit teams, tires out quick
Happy for him to be in the prem, thought the championship was his limit
Also nice to have a Pole who's not a big keeper lad play in England

Kek 52m for Lacazette. What a waste of money..

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>>76943396
>>76943356
>>76943300

>not having a 100kg striker

>>76943544
Better than 75m for morata or 35m for salah. 46m is about right for Lacazette.

>>76943544
>Worst Korea
>Knowing about shit players
Guess it checks out.

>>76943544
>£52M
£46M.

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>>76943559

>>76943463
175cm = 68 inches rounded down
68 / 12 = 5.6r = 5 and 2/3 feet
2/3 foot = 8 inches

5'8". Without rounding down it's nearly '9

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thoughts on the new tattoo lads?

Dear Mourinho,

Please buy Fabinho, please persuade Ed to spend the money on him.

Sofascore and whoscored says he's worth it, would be a good defensive partner for Paul as well.

I like Matic but see it as taking a signing from out CL competitors who are also very interested in Fabs.

I promise you a life of luxury and all the drugs and bitches you want if you decide you vacation in our corrupt but beautiful country.

from a concerned customer with love,

Saint Lucian anon.

>>76943512
Serie A and PL are the thinking man's leagues.

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>Irate lacasette

>>76943492
I'm 6'6 and night move to the Netherlands desu

>>76943132
desu if I was french I would be very angry that wengpoo keeps taking all the talented young french players from ligue 1 and turning them into choke artists like coquelin and koscielny

>>76943594
Ha ha ha! I get it, you combined the sentence 'I rate' into a single word 'irate' which means angry!

B R I L L I A N T!

>>76943578
>you now remember this player cost €90m

>>76943610
i didn't get that thanks for explaining it

>>76943609
>Kosc
>Bad
Kys, Poo.

>>76943565
>>76943575
You didn't consider options you dumb shit 4senal supporters

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Any Papu news?

>>76943625
clean the paki jizz from your eyes and read you dumbass

I said choke artist, not a bad player. do you understand what choking means?

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>>76943624
No prob lad. Anything for fellow Commonwealther Realms!

>>76943631
Proxy off you wenis. Literally if we're including options then Martial cost £75M. Don't be silly.

>finally get GF and bang for first time
>want to impregnate every woman alive now

Wat do

>>76943657
anal

>>76943159
flutedab with a side of salsa

>>76943631
What options? Enlighten me with all these options who are better value than the player with the highest conversion % in Europe's top 5 leagues.

>>76943649
Clean the poo from yours and read I don't give a shit what you said, I was countering your terrible ill-informed post. Kys.

>>76943610
I actually rate him

>Wolves head coach confirming they are signing Ruben Neves
>confirmed by Wolves' official Twitter page
>Wolves owners have now casually spunked £50 million up the wall on players in less than a year and look happy to spend even more

Which part of Wolverhampton you from lads?

>>76943654
So what ?? It doesn't mean they are not pushover.

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>>76943674
Fuck Mendez

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>>76943665
>countering
>didn't make a single argument except green text maymay captions
>the state of britcucks

>>76943674
it looks like they're being turned into an english shopping window for mendes' men so i'm from any of the other birmingham clubs

>>76943687
Fucking what? £46M with a potential rise to £52M is nothing for a guy with that many goals. Why do you even care? Far as I am aware Arseanal aren't a Korean football team. Martial cost more than Lacassete cost outright.

>>76943700
>Smelly shitty Indian talking like he's a person

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>>76943640
He's quitting football and wants to become a musician like Osvaldo

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>>76943674
Look at Valancia and Atletico transfers and just wee how he fucks clubs up

>>76943700
And to think I reported that German when he was spamming POO at you a few days ago. Consider that revoked. The irony of your post is like a solid wall of matter harder than any known substance. KYS.

>>76943609
>developed henry, vieira, petit, pires, anelka

must be fuming at him

>>76943663
Do you know how many he goals are tap in and PK in last season ?? He is even Giroud's reserve in NT you stupid dumb nigger'.

>>76943424
>Never mind Walker, how the fuck is Poop taking this long to sign free agent Dani Alves.
Alves is done just not announced yet, they're holding off to do a bigger announcement probably on Monday when training starts

>>76943559
h-h-how tall is he?

>scott malone joins huddersfield from Fulham for undisclosed fee

>>76943708
He is more older than Martial you stupid pice of shit

>>76943609
>Henry
>Viera
>Pires
>Petit
>Anelka
>Kosc
>Giroud
>Mathaieu (spelling)

And then we could add Wiltord in if you wanted. Arsenal might be shit but Wonga knows how to get French players to work. Coq isn't that bad either. Reine-Adelaide looks OK as well.

t. Dad's French (sadly)

>>76943737
>ask simple question
>inbred subhuman with deformed eyes can't answer it

Like clockwork

>>76943753
Tall enough for your GF to tell you to not worry about him ;)

>>76943717
He will make billions.
>based papu

>>76943565
>Better than ... 35m for salah

Literally isn't though
>paying more for less attacking production

>>76943759
>more older
Wew terrible grammar. And? So what? That's even more hilarious. Paying for a young guy who is unproven and ended up flopping. I have no doubt Lacassete will flop but if you go on stats the price is right, especially since they're not in the CL any more. Stick to the K-League, mate.

>>76943766
rude

>>76943737
10 penalties out of 28 goals iirc. So 18. Season before he did 4 out of 27. If you add them all up, 20 of his 100 goals are penalties

>le tap in

So just what Arsenal need then, lol? They need somebody who can tap in.

>>76943711
>>76943726
>this assblasted crookedtoothed brown dick loving mong
stay mad nigel

>>76943728
that was when wenger still had his touch, he hasn't been good after 2006

>>76943763
>jiroo

giroud was the topscorer of the ligue 1 winning montpellier side, wenger didn't develop him

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Do United have the best Wags?

>>76943705
The only other relevant club up there is Villa and they have become a Championship retirement home for former Prem stars. If you're going to pay big money you might as well buy exciting young stars. Also don't Wolves' owners have something like a 25% stake in Mendes company? They are a multi billion dollar investment conglomerate they don't want a Championship club they want to be in the Premier League rubbing shoulders with the big boys and have their brand beamed around the world. Why the fuck would they let Mendes use their own club like that when they are 100x bigger than him?

>>76943737
because giroud and lacazette don't have the same abilities maybe? mong

>>76943817
Sagna's going to Marseille so they do

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>>76943817
>tfw you'll never be a famous footballer with a gf like this

>>76943808
And as you were saying, being good in L1 is irrelevant because, hey, Lacassete is shit, right? So the fact Giroud now regular bangs in for the NT instead of Benzema, I bet Giroud is FUMING at Wonga for totally ruining his career by making him a starter for France.

>>76943790
Kek why are you find fault with Martial?? It's also fucking waste money too you fucking delusional dumb ass

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>>76943817
Juventus do

>>76943850
I was comparing the two. My point being that Lacasette for £46M (or £52M if magically all the addons are activated LOL) is right for a player of his level and the market at the moment. Martial cost more and while might be younger is doing nothing. Comparing the two the price is right.

>>76943705
>other Birmingham clubs
those yam yam cunts aren't brummie you mong
villa and blues are the only 2 Birmingham clubs
>>76943828
wolves are traditionally a fairly big club but it's hard to make the argument that they're still bigger than baggies or blues today

>>76943753
191cm
I think he was also the youngest player at the 2010 wc with nz

Is goretzka the best young player in the world lads

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Literal who

>>76943899
A 190cm left back

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>>76943863
Bonucci's wife is a qt too

>>76943899
Fulham should really stop selling their players and just get promoted again

>>76943881
Y-Yeah is right for the player who is Giroud's reserve and only proven Ligue 1.

>>76943912
>>76943926
Why do they sign championship players? Is it to weaken the other teams for when they drop back down next year

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>>76943839
oh my

>>76943933
Because they're a small budget club so their scouting resources are probably focused on just a few leagues.

>>76943899
Pretty decent LB was only sold because they don't want to lose Sessengon

>>76943926
Also this.

>>76943933
The Championship actually has decent players that could play well if their coach is competent and not just some money manager.

>>76943918
manface desu

>>76943884
Given Wolves' history it would take a lot more than a few years in the Prem and a League Cup for Birmingham to overtake them 2bh. West Brom maybe different as they've had a prolonged period up there but all it would take is a Wolves promotion and continued spending for them to overtake.

Not sure who's going to win the championship but I know for a FACT that villa will come second

>>76944053
maybe Norwich

>>76943926
Isn't their owner richer than Abramovich? If he's not sugardaddying and wants to make profit, least he could do is throw some money at an easy promotion.

>Birmingham City
>big club

That League Cup victory a few years back was literally the first thing they had ever won. Argue over the top 3 but Blues are easily the 4th biggest club in the West Midlands and they are only that high because I'm not counting Coventry City.

>http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-vurnon-anita-galatasaray-small-13285114

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>76943912
>190cm

*walks towards relegation*

>>76943863
>gf is uglier than him

>>76944115
>Huddersfield
>relegated
lmao no

Why do liverslip fans get so asshurt whenever any club signs a decent or better player

1. Villa
2. Baggies
3. Stoke
4. Blues
5. Wolves
6. Coventry

9001. The rest

>>76944053
Back to back titles for them Blades.

>>76944145
It might be because their club has signed nothing but utter garbage for over a quarter of a century

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Lads.... Lads...
>Snubchester

>>76944155
wolves too low

>>76944171
tough shit mate, it literally says OFFICIAL right there in the post

>>76943132
I'd JUST if my only two offers were Patético de Madrid and Arse 2bh. I'd literally kill myself than go to any of those two

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Diego Costa is signing for Atleti. Announcement imminent

cacazette will score 4 penalties before october
arsenal will win the LIS (league in september) trophy
then either kante or poop will win the league

>>76944102
should have never let him out of the manlet pit imo

>>76944155
wolves are definitely bigger than birmingham city

>french
>black
>forward
>shit
which player am I talking about?

>>76944204
to many to chose from la

>>76944155
>3. Stoke
>4. Blues

Ah yes 0 league titles 0 FA Cups and 3 prestigious League Cups between them. Huge clubs.

Wolves' honours list smashes that pathetic showing single handed. Even West Brom should be below Wolves for that matter.

>>76944204
Djibril Cisse

>>76944204
David Ngog

>>76944204
may as well merge the first two together desu

4rsenal will never win a leauge titles. So many butthurt their fans here

>>76944204
Thierry Henry

>>76944204
El Hadji Diouf

He has a French passport

>>76944204
rashford

>balloon door winner
>black
which player am I talking about?

>Arsenal bought a meme player
kek.

>>76944164
b-b-but salah next Cristiano Ronaldo

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1. Aston Villa
2. Wolves
3. West brom
4. blues
5. Coventry
6. Walsall
7. Solihull Moors
>>76944155
Stoke is in the north

>>76944284
messi

>>76944195
>kante
>implying he can play more than 38 games a season
You saw how shit he was in the FA Cup final. Kante will get exposed next season when Chelsea have to deal with European football as well.

>>76944299
in one. getting bit stale that joke tho

>>76944254
Are you Irish?

>>76944292
>splitting midlands into 4
just east and west, you nincompoop

>>76944292
>no Shrewsbury Town

There's an American football (soccer) player named Perry Kitchen.

>>76944292
Dudley is a big town why don't they have a football team?

Inter have signed Jens "Dolberg 2.0" Odgaard from Lyngby BK.

>>76944354
They have a zoo built in the grounds of a medieval castle instead.

Why are people saying Lacazette to Arsenal is a bad move? Giroud doesn't fit their playstyle, Welbeck can't finish, Walcott will be shit/injured for 37 games a season and every better striker would either be even more overpriced than Lacazette or not leave their current club.

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>>76944339
This is nothing.

>>76944376
It's all butthurt. Beautiful to witness desu

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>>76944390
>marlon brandao
lel

>>76944390
seem to remember that mahatma ghandi has an awful disciplinary record

>>76944390
based pikachu is playing with nene, breno, pet and luis fabiano

>>76944376
>Giroud doesn't fit their playstyle

yeah he does, holds the ball up for arsenal's technical midgets to play around. what can a poacher like lacazette do when 90% of the league sit ten men behind the ball

>>76944390
>>76944409
>brandao
>not Brandão

>>76944390
>no Bacteria

>>76944428
>He thinks Lacazette is a poacher
He's a number 9 mate

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>>76944421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi_(footballer)
>Not to be confused with Mohandas K. Gandhi, the nonviolence practitioner

>>76944428
Lacazette has great link-up play and unlike Giroud doesn't turn like an oil tanker. This is coming from someone who's a fan of Giroud.

>>76944230
He's playing in the Swiss third division now.

>>76944503
someone had fun writing that

H-has the Age of Arsenal finally begun?

>>76944525
I bet its nice living in Swiss. get to go skiing every weekend sounds comfy

>>76943463

5.7 foot is not the same as 5 feet 7 inches you retard

>>76944503
>16 games in 6 years
>professional footballer
Literally how do I get this job

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>>76944519
>fan of Giroud
pic related

>>76944537
>consistently won the top 4 trophy
>3 FA Cups in 4 years
It never ended senpai

>>76944540
He's like 30 minutes away from Djemba Djemba, who's playing in the fifth division.

>>76944566
Giroud is the most complete striker in Europe

>>76943787
>less attacking production

Salah is a 15 goal a season player. And that's in Serie A, he's already flopped in the PL once. Lacazette has averaged 30 goals a season for the past 3 seasons.

>>76944584
Oh I don't think he's that bad mate it's just rare to see someone say he's a >fan

>>76944493
>>76944519

I don't doubt that he can spot a chance and shoot accurately, but unless he can move the ball as quickly and dribble as well as other smaller forwards like aguero and alexis, I can see him getting easily marked out of games

>91 - Alexandre Lacazette has scored 91 goals in Ligue 1 over the last four seasons; more than any other player. Gunning.

He will make Harry Kane looks like complete scrubs.

>>76944602
It's not. Most people I know IRL tend to like Giroud

>>76944626
I stand corrected then

>>76944390
Mosquito sounds like a mexican nickname desu

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>>76944390

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>>76944625
lets be honest. scoring goals in league one isn't a massive achievement.
the state of their top goalscorer list (per season) clearly shows its a mixed bag of players

>>76944625
It's truly a great signing, do not understand all the pesimism. Alexis got 24 goals and 16 assists last season. We now have Lacazette who will conservatively get at least 15 and 5 assists. And then we have Ozil, who is worth around 10 goals, and 15 assists. Meanwhile, we have Giroud on the bench who comes onto the field in the 60th minute and more times than not gets a goal. It's really going to work. We're the only team to have 2 players who can score 20 in a season, except possibly Chelsea.

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>>76944706

>>76944390
Didn't some of the Hues on here said that Pikach is actually a decent player?

>>76944710
BASED Pauleta

When does the league start?

>>76944619
So I haven't really followed Ligue Un for a few years now but if the league is similar to how it used to be a player coming from a top half team to England is going to score more goals, not less. France is very defensive and static where the PL is more dynamic. There are a handful of defenses in the PL who could shut him out but other than that he should be able to enjoy better service and less conservative opposition play.

>>76944751
He is.

>>76944710
Reminder that Cavani still exists

>>76944716
Kane 35
Son 21
Alli 22

> We're the only team to have 2 players who can score 20 in a season, except possibly Chelsea.
What did he mean by this

>>76944558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Taylor_(footballer,_born_1980)
>95 apps in 17 years

must take some serious lack of self-respect

>>76944710
This, however you could argue that once that player does this he either fucks off to another team or the player retires shortly after.

>>76944795
Just had his best season ever.

>>76944851
>zlatan leaves
>become top scorer
lmao

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please, a quick rundown on this gentleman

>>76944870
In the CL and for Uruguay too mind.

in the same time frame of that French league top scorers, he are the Prem top scorers (not going year by year will just list)
>Van Nistelrooy
>Henry
>Drogba
>Ronaldo
>Anelka
>Berbatov
>Van Persie
>Suarez
>Aguero
>Kane
all of those are top players. there is a clear difference in quality

>>76944920
Yes, but how many of them can actually dab?

>>76944802

His one year southampton contract should be up but there's been no news of him being released or signing a new deal

Makes 0 sense

>>76944920
I don't think anyone genuinely thinks he's on the same level as those. He's the best Arsenal can do though and unlikely to be a total flop.

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>>76944947
dabbing is SO last season.
2017-18 is the season of The Billy Dance (im not joking)

>b-but its just ligue 1 so hes shit
Can you faggots just kys

>>76944802
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Wright_(footballer)

>earnt £1.5m from Man City
>never played

>>76945010
imagine retiring by signing for Man City as their 3rd choice keeper. He knew they needed him for homegrown reasons. He was actually paid to just keep himself fit for 4 years, and then retired after robbing Man City blind.
what a life

>>76945010
carlo nash went like 8 seasons without playing before retiring too

what is it with goalkeepers being happy to do literally fuck all for years

>>76945079
memes aside he was hired to coach and train whilst taking up a homegrown slot

It was a smart move by city in the longterm

>>76945104
Better to be 3rd choice chilling at home than sitting on the bench for an entire season watching all your mates play

>>76945116
>coach and train
who'd listen to him? he couldn't even get in the starting 11 for Ipswich the season before.
He was there to suffice the quota.

>>76944797
One or two-season wonders don't count.

lads
LADS
>mBRAPPPé

>>76945104
Goalkeeping isn't exactly "fun" in the same way playing outfield is. If you're not one of the best 10 GKs of any era you barely even get remembered, if it's just a job then why not find the cushiest, best paying one like the rest of us try.

>>76945004
t. Salty Quebecois

>>76945161
I hope you realize that what you consider fun other people might not and being the most famouse goalkeeper in the world might not be the goal of keeper

>>76945196
*goal of every keeper

>>76945161
all the goalkeepers I played against at school loved it, takes a certain type of person I guess

i'm confused how these keepers even make it as professionals with such a shit attitude though

>Brighton after Izzy Brown
ffs should go back to the udds

>>76945196
Just talking generally dude. Apart from a few nuts who love clattering into players no one actually wanted to be a 'keeper. Even the people who were good at it and enjoyed it loved playing outfield when possible. How many outfielders want to play in goal, one or two per team?

>>76944390
>triple C scores
>it ain't me starts playing

>>76944390
>score goal
>it ain't me starts playing

>>76944797
How about you don't take obvious bait so seriously? He knows you're a Spurs ABA and he wants this kind of response. Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!

>>76944710
Ibra, Cavani, Benzema and Pauleta are pretty good. Frei was underrated. Cissé was pretty good. That is after they moved. So it's not THAT bad. Moving league and keeping your performance is the mark of a good player. If Lacassete doesn't then he's shit. End of.

>>76944797
I'm talking about the league m8, but I admit any of these players could score 20+ in the league this season desu

>>76945180
>shitty meme
'no'

should social media be banned?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4664182/Top-10-quirky-player-unveilings-social-media.html

>Toffees fans must be ecstatic with the transfer business that their side has completed so far this summer, but like any set of football fans, they will surely be expecting further arrivals.

>Everton are expected to make a real push for the Champions League spots this season, and despite Ronald Koeman's already impressive business, the addition of a real top quality star could truly take them to another level.

>With Yannick Bolasie and Aaron Lennon expected to be unavailable for the foreseeable future, the Dutchman will surely be looking to bolster his options in the wide attacking areas, and with this in mind, he should look to sign Sporting Lisbon winger Gelson Martins, who has been linked with a £43.7 million move to fierce rivals Liverpool, according to Portuguese media outlet A Bola.

Lads, is it the Age of Everton?

>>76945144
because he's fit enough to be a competent coach, and will have had training and will know what exercise drills will help his teammates, the most work a coach does is throwing balls at the keepers, it was a smart move from city desu

Just found a new favourite cheap domestic beer

>>76945321
t. Jacques Tremblay from Lac Saint-Jean

>>76945309
> You got yourself caught!
>>76945320
>any of these players could score 20+

Now I'm confused

>>76945358
>could = did

>>76945327

That's not even a rumour, it's just someone saying some club should sign blah de blah

>>76945344
I disagree on that. Paying someone £1.5m for 4 years to throw balls at keepers is smart?
Wasteful.

>>76945326
Wow the mail waited a whole hour before copying the guardian article on this

>>76945384
t. Salty Liverslip ''''fan''''

>>76945320
>>76945369

Anywho glad you're exited mate

reminder that arsenal are replacing giroud with a 50m guy who can't get into the french team because of giroud

not to mention sissokko and gignac who both play ahead of black merchant pen guy

Best thing about Everton's revival is John Merro on twitter

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What is /trans/ listening to?

>>76945389
Well when you have billions at your disposal, 375k a year is chump change

>>76945468
tybtm

>>76945449
Why do you care? This isn't fucking the NT.

>>76945473
Hire the best goalkeeping coach in the world then, not some random bloke who spent half his career on the bench.

What if Lacazette is actually good?

>>76943188
>>76943188
underrated

>>76945449
I sense a great deal of fear and insecurity in your post.

Don't blame us when your club is in utter chaos failing to land transfer targets and your manager and top striker could leave any minute.

>>76943132
>Tim Krul

absolute scum

>>76945506
then arsenal might finish 5th instead of 7th

>>76945506

Wenger will still find a way to fuck up. He always does.

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>Chelsea midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah is in talks over a permanent switch to Watford, reports the Daily Mirror.

The Chelsea academy everyone

If Lacazette signed for Atletico you would all rate him.

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>sell King Momo
>sell Rudiger
I want to support Roma but this is annoying. What Serie A team should I support, that doesn't bend over backwards for the slightest hint of big money?

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>>76945468
Not sure what to think of desu, a couple of decent tracks and I like their overall vibe but I can't see myself replaying this album very often

>>76945574
Based Sasol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAJOUA5Uuo

>>76945574
>not realising this is just Monchi being a genious
Don't question him la
Stick with Roma

>>76945574
Juventus

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>>76945574
Atalanta

>>76945599
is this a fan page or actually Papu posting this stuff?

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>>76945628
It's his own account posting those

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>>76945628
Think it's Papu himself. Can anyone with a better flag comfirm?

>>76945599
I've literally never heard or seen anything about this guy outside of transposting

>>76945537
See this is why I don't think you're an Arsenal fan, Poland. These type of comments are so bait worthy.

>>76945700
He's the Indonesian Chelsea trip.

>>76944254
the wall just got 10 feet taller, amigo

>>76945718
Oh fuck me I wasn't paying attention to the flags. Disregard, I suck cocks. So he is just shitposting, right.

>>76945700
Our title challenge sort of collapsed and we didn't finish in the top 4... isn't it okay to indulge in a bit of schadenfreude for now?

>>76945599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg

>>76945780
Sorry, I confused you with somebody else cause I wasn't really paying attention to the flags. Falseflagging as an Arsenal fan is pretty pathetic desu.

>>76945566

If Chelsea pay even part of the wages of loaned players, they barely even profit off them when they get sold

why has no epl team put a bid in for icardi. i want him to play in the league.

>>76945595
juventus still gives in for big money see e.g vidal pogba and now probably sandro

DO SOMETHING LEVY

>>76945848
They still make some profit for no effort. Anyway it's the killing of talent that is cancerous, like benching De Bruyne for a whole season

>>76945848
>>76945566
Correct me if I'm wrong but Aké and Chalobah were considered to prospects right? And now they've sold both. The last academy player to actully play for the a-team regulary is fucking Terry. What the fuck is wrong with them. They win the youth league every year and then nothing.

>>76945897
Icardi won't leave Inter until he has cucked everyone on the team

>>76945953
top prospects*

>>76945937
He's in hibernation til deadline day, don't you know how this works?

>>76945655

what is this picture about?

>>76945937

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy valued Arsenal signing Lacazette at just £24 million last year

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/07/04/tottenham-chairman-daniel-levy-valued-arsenal-signing-lacazette/

>>76945992
dodged a bullet there. £24m is way too much for the next Gignac

>Lacazette
Arsenal won't win the league until Carzola is fit or they find a like for like replacement

>>76945953
Hard to find academy players good enough. Arsenal are supposedly good at developing youth but they've produced two good players in 20 years, one who's a permacrock.

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>>76945992
and then we payed
>£29.75m
for Sissoko

>>76945978
'She think's I'm happy going along with her'

'But reality is very different'

>>76946045

based.

>>76946043
i wonder which pacey black literal who winger from Ligue 1 we'll spend an entire summer signing this year

Do you shave up or down? I try to shave down but it won't cut

>>76945327
Yeah remember when Spurs also bought a bunch of players and won sweet fuck all.

>>76946060
that is his name yes
>>76946040
I agree it's hard but wtf it's starting to get wierd
>>76946096
>you now remember Clinton N'Jié and Nkoudou
I just want a pacy winger that isn't dogshit. Lemar sound good so that will never happen and now both on and Lamella is dead. So we'll end up with some meme again.
On the otherhand Adrien Silva seems like a good signing

>>76946147
Wrong thread

Anyone know who Josh McEachran is?

>>76946175
>Josh McEachran
yes

>>76946151
3 ways la

Only way to do it

>>76946175
Sound's like a pikey to me. Fuckin hate pikeys

>>76946175

One of Chelsea's many hyped youngsters who went out on loan and never met his potential

>>76946175
chelsea academy player. was supposed to be decent but below the likes of rlc and colkett

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>>76945992
>Levy
Wow, a Jew undervalues shit. This is the guy who values Dier at like £200M or something retarded.

>>76946147
I like Alex but I dont want him getting bogged down into stupid alt-right shit.
prefferred him as a loony

>>76946151
Get ur gf 2 do it

Anyone know who Marco Marin is?

>>76946043

That was so fucking weird because Levy has previously been made out to be a man good at negiotiating and smart with money, but he fell for the Sissoko meme after he ran fast at the Euros

>>76946250
german messi la

>>76946250
The German Messi la

please lord jesus do not let chelsea sign lukapoo

>>76946250
merman gessi

>>76946250
The germ is messy la

>>76946250
>>76946175
If you were a young footballer with a bright future, would you rather get approached by Chelsea's academy or Barry Bannan?

Anyone know who Marco Van Ginkel is?

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>>76946266
there been some other misstakes too
We did kick the fucker who got this bunch tho that italian director of football

If Sissoko played as he does for the french national team he be fine but that is the only place he plays well. So yeah it was wierd and as far as i can rember no one liked that signing so someone fell for the meme.

Costa was a tap in merchant and he won them the league 2 times.

>>76946310
you'd hope those old enough to have an agent would be advised regardless

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>have exact same hairline as Beckham
is this good or bad?

>>76943899
As someone who met him on a night out he's a total wanker

>>76946370
Because he's also the best in the world at winding up defenders.

>>76946310
name me a chelsea academy player that is/was good enough to play for the first team? none that we have sold have actually turned out to be good. the reason the club hypes up every single player is to make as much money as possible selling the player to unsuspecting clubs. even fucking rlc who was meant to be the best of the best looked like shit when he played in the squad and was overshadowed by the likes of kenedy.

>>76946428
Ake

>>76946387
If you're 45, great. If you're 25. Not great.

Anyone know who my dad is?

>>76943162
Is that real?

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>>76946452
He misses you la