/heem/ - Tony the Tugger Edition

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>>76942688
Now THIS is a well thought out OP

This is the thread

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What are some spicy examples of beef being real between fighters?

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>>76942714
what is this guy who loos like but isn't Anik called ?

>>76942738
Dave Sholler

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>>76942733
Cody and TJ

Schaub and Browne

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Schaub is a cuck, his wife is a whore, and his bastard child gets raped. There, are you happy to hear that? Can we all try to move on from this now? I would really like this general to go back to discussing MMA

>>76942688
this IS the thread

>>76942765
It wasn't funny the 3rd time and it's not funny now. Get a life.

So...Tyron Woodley as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Yes? No? Maybe so?

>>76942765
He also is severely brain damaged, his comedy sucks, sneaker expert is not a real job, was bad at fighting, is fat and at least bi-curious if not gay

What does heem mean?

>>76942802
He Eats Edamame Meals

who is your least favorite fighter heem?

>>76942765
>Can we all try to move on from this now?

IDK, are you going to move on from posting Schaub outside of when he's strictly relevant to current events?

>>76942786
I'd rather see Carano as Patricia Bateman.

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>>76942784
I'm not joking. I'm willing to admit it if they will stop with the Schaub insults.

>>76942798
Sure he is all of those. Happy?

>>76942824
they'll stop the insults if you stop the pics desu

>>76942824
Not falling for your scheme this time imposter. Going to take a break from /heem/ for an hour. Posts without the 4chan pass symbol is an imposter. Not going to let you get me banned.

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Conor and Floyd are going to have a press conference in approx. 2 weeks!

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>>76942802
His
Erection
Embarrasses
Max

>>76942786

Nah Woodley is a great fighter but a shit entertainer with the charisma of cardboard

Good fighters aren't always good entertainers

but Jon Jones would make an excellent American Psycho

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did anyone get USADA'd harder than this guy?

>>76942871
Johny Hendricks easily

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Dis is not a terapy seshin.

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>>76942836
Just watch him buy 4chin fite pass just to spite you

>all according to keikaku

>>76942872

true, he's smart enough to give up sooner though so he hasn't taken as bad a beating as chris

>>76942888
People would just have to see pass user since 2016. If the imposter buys a pass it would say user since 2017.

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>>76942905
I'm not an imposter. Just your average guy trying to spread the teachings of Schaub

Schaub bless

>>76942871

I hope he makes his way back and fights Jacare or Rockhold again

his fights were at least competitive and rankings are way more choatic than people give them credit for... he'd still fuck up Bisping

Most of the top 5 can beat each other on a given night

On the other hand Pettis and Hendricks : (

>>76942836
>Not going to let you get me banned.

You know that the mods can see whose posts are whose, right?

>>76942824
Are you going to stop posting Schaub pics? I promise that I won't insult Schaub if nobody posts him first.

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>>76942953
Fuck Rockhold, I'm glad nobody is fighting that salty faggot. Though I am hearing him saying Mousasi's name?

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For me its her

>Kookie tribute

https://streamable.com/n2u0u

>>76942953
Pettis is less justed than the Chris in my opinion

>lost to 2 LW and FW champions
>lost to #3 LW contender
>won impressively against #6 FW contender

only one of his loses was by stoppage.
Weidman on the other hand was heemed 3 times in a row, and looked like an absolute pussy against Moose. Pettis has a winnable fight ahead of him and Chris is getting heemed by a burrito fridge in his own backyard

>>76942979

Rockhold Moose would be an amazing fight... I hope they resign Moose he's such a good fighter

>>76943020
Mousasi is only in fighting for money if he gets a better offer from some other promotion he's gone

>>76943045
thats what anyone should do. make more money, fight easier competition, no brainer

I just got out of my pool what happened to the travis browne thread. Asking unironically.

>>76943016

I don't think the Chris ever looked as unbeatable as Pettis before he started losing

no you're right the Chris stoppages were brutal and will definitely take their toll

He was doing so well round 1 of the fight with Moose I have no idea what happened that 2nd round and its a shame he just quit

If he loses to Kelvin I hope he retires, hes actually entertaining on the mic and reminds me of my wrestling coaches growing up he'd make a great Analyst

>>76943088
Mods kinkshamed Brendan Schaub's cuck lifestyle.

Bellator is shit. I really want to see Scott Coker fail.

>>76943045
>>76943063

I honestly think Moose would take less money for a title shot but given the UFC are happy and accommodating letting Bisping pull the shit he is

that's probably not going to happen

Apparently Rory gets 300k a fight over at Bellator? I hope Moose gets paid either way

Side note fuck GSP

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>>76943129

>>76943129

Strikeforce was amazing I have no idea why Coker just doesn't do that again

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>>76943106
This

>>76943148
Isn't Rizin a japanese promotion?

>>76943164
It really is unnecessary to take your shirt off for a tattoo there

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For me, it's Asspen Lard.

>>76943185
literally only retards get tattoos

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>>76943197
if aspen actually had some bunda id be all in on her

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>>76943213
Cute doggo

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>>76943239

>>76943097
He won the first round against Moose but he wasn't doing "so well"

>>76943150
Coker already ruined his first aka prospect in bellator and he hasn't poached enough UFC talent yet. The coker magic is gone

>>76943213
too much european blood

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>>76943253
super cute

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I'm sure a certain Canadian will try and steal this, just like all my OC

I hope Woodley Heems Maia

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>>76943321
I hope it doesn't take more than 2 rounds, whoever wins

I feel sorry for Maia
Barely gets any time and is forced onto 214 in case DC/Jones doesn't happen

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masvidal > maia

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>>76943333
whats wrong with you?

Idolize him or live every waking moment thinking about him, you must respect Dana White.

>>76943355
It's gonna be super boring is it's not over by then, that means either

>Maia is backbacking but unable to get the choke
>Tyron is hesitant to throw anything and they are just standing around

>>76943355
im guessing he doesnt want to watch a 25 minute staring contest

>>76943135
agreed, these guys only have so many fights in their prime and bisbong is wasting their time. they need to just make as much as possible

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Do you guys think romero will try to take whiteker down?

>>76943416
Yes

is valentina a decent underdog bet?

>>76943416
no

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was ronda technically USADA'd? she's 0-2 since the testing started and she had "knock out power" pre-USADA so why isnt it speculated more?

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>>76943435
Do you think that he will finish whiteaker by gnp or by standing KO due imposed TD threat

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missed me?

>>76943453
i promise you valentina will lose. dont wast your money friendo

>>76943458
man, nunes is so fucking ugly it's unreal

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whats this islandniggers deal with plain looking women

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>>76943453
She's the favourite. She was a good underdog.

>>76943458
>she's 0-2 since the testing started
Bethe was post-USADA lad.

>>76943467
>losing in 30 seconds to clawjuh

"no"

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>>76943509
*Laffs while keeping the straweight gate closed*

>>76943500
fucking disgusting

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Nunes is a fuckin idiot.She's like a 7yo trapped in John Stamos body.I pick Shevchenko cause she's an all around fighter and disciplined

>>76943462
>that awful sprinting form

you'd think a guy who trained for the olympics would at least know how to sprint

>>76943480
lol
i'd like to hear your rationale

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>>76943519
have fun with those doors

>>76943416

GnP probably but who knows he could end it with elbows as well

I'm interested in whether Whit tries some more head kicks and if Yoel just fucking ankle picks him

>>76943533
literally cringed

>>76943519

Is Claudia the Frankie Edgar of the Straweight division?

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>>76943509
Rematch now

>>76943533
He's training using a specific form, you never did a day of track and field fucking nerd.

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>>76943164

is Brandolf Schitler's wife faithful?

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>>76943552
you think it will happen in round 2 or 3? Or maybe even round 4?

romero is always inactive in round 1. Kinda funny people think whiteaker would finish romero late even though all his finishes are in round 1 or 2

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Clawja/Andrade is the fight to make desu

It'd be interesting to see if Claudia's style works on Andrade, who's pretty big and relies on her size often. Claudia probably has the better striking but I don't think that's where the fight would take place

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>Bisping doesn't realize Whittaker is a more of a worse case scenario than Yoel

lads whats the odds on whether Romero poops himself Saturday?

>>76943686
Pretty low, BJM will call the fight and give Romero a TKO loss.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8

Best MMA tribute

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>>76943686
depends on if he eats fried chicken and ribs 2 hours before the fight

>>76943647
probably round 3, I don't think we've ever actually seen him in Championship rounds but he probably has the stamina to go forever

real question is what shit is his corner going to pull?


>>76943678
Yoel has won 11 of his 13 fights by KO and retired like 2 people

>>76943712
Did they pass that rule already ?

>>76943730
Nevada did, I'm pretty sure. BJM said on twitter that that's how he'd deal with the situation anyway after Kish Schaub'ed herself.

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>>76943721
Michael has also retired two fighters

>>76943721
>real question is what shit is his corner going to pull?
well john I think its obvious that they cant pull the stoolgate stuff again

getting soaked again in water right before the round begins maybe I dont know the're experts on legally cheating its real fascinating tb h

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>>76943752
GSP is gonna poison Nick with laxative when they rematch

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Who was in the wrong here?

I say Kennedy did nothing wrong and Romero cheating by not answering the bell.

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Would /heem/ apologize if bisping heems the winner of whittaker/Romero?

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>>76943855
I'd have nothing to apologize for, buddeh

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>>76943855
no because he ducked for a year

>>76943854
Romero was never told by BJM to get off the stool.

>>76943721
Has anybody deleted more fighters than yoel?

>>76943854

Kennedy held Romero's gloves fuck him

>>76943878
I just rewtched this is true

It technically wasnt cheating. Just reminds you that any elite athlete will push the rules to their advantage as much as they can. Remember what weidman tried to pull on moose lmao

>>76943935
cry more nerd

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>>76943855
No. I have and will always support my guys

Is injectionmarkbro here? Does Romero have any injectionmarks on his stomach?

>>76943855

nah Bisping has made little to no effort to fight any actual contenders in a division filled with them

he got the title shot by literally being the only one available and became everything he complained about his entire career

He doesn't need to be champ to fight GSP, nobody sees him as the best fighter in the division anyways

fuck them both

>>76943935
It was an accident and it was caught and it lasted like one second

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>>76943975
If injection marks were real Romero would look like a toad

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Are we going to have a problem in this thread?

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ITS FUCKING HABBEDING
heem meetup at the barclays. i'll bring the tendies

>>76943943

It is weird that its always wrestlers that pull this shit though

I guess wrestling has you grind out opponents anyway you can doesn't have to be clean but still

>>76943855
I can see Bisping do everything in his power to wait for GSP, if Romero wins.

>>76944034

I'm actually in Houston that day... anyone think it'd be worth seeing?

>>76944052
I went to a press tour when Weidman/Anderson did it. Was pretty neat.

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>>76944034
5 cities in 5 days ? That's impressive

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>>76944031
no sir

>>76944052
If its free admission then do it, that would be cool to see, but i wouldnt pay to watch them shit talk

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>>76943855
lmao thats 3D jaw

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>>76942733
Chael v Anderson
Chael v Axe Murderer
Tito v Chuck
Mir v Bjork

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>>76944031
Buddeh please

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>>76944035
Never realised that wrestlers do this. Cant think anything but that you're 100% right. Remember what DC did with the towel at the weighins

>>76944021
Really made me create some thoughts in my head

>>76944092

Chael's like not even a real person

its like someone maxed out all their skill points in Charisma then kept button mashing take downs with no idea what to do next

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what do you think lads

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Hello

i honestly believe that gooby will beat up mayweather

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>>76944194

why not put money it? He's like -400

>>76944034
This is fake

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/5/15922468/ufc-conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-kickoff-press-conference-wembley-stadium-london-boxing

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>>76944177
the fire rises

>>76944212
Im leaving heem and never coming back

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>>76944194
What, in Gooby's many fights, has led you to believe that he can win a fight with a professional boxer absent kicks, knees, elbows, and takedowns?

>>76944217
i will as soon as my paycheck arrives, just to make the fight more interesting

>>76942738
im acc looking more into that rather than maywether vs conair

>>76944247
from gassing and getting choked the fuck out in r2 to winning a 5 round war against diaz after proper training, i have learned not to doubt goober ever again in my life

>>76944194
you need to harness that premonition into specifics and profit from them; trust your gut

Floyd Mayweather by KO, TKO or DQ -125
Floyd Mayweather By Decision or Technical Decision +130
Conor McGregor by KO, TKO or DQ +550
Conor McGregor Knockout +700
Conor McGregor By Decision Or Technical Decision +3300
Conor McGregor in Round 1 +4000
Conor McGregor Unanimous Decision +6600

>>76944034
>>76944219
I hope its fake. I have plans on Wednesday :(

>>76944285
I can't tell if this post is ironic or not
Majority decisioning Nate Diaz changes your outlook of a fighter

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>>76944550
DAWT ME NAW, FOOKEN DAWT ME

>>76944550
no, i said the difference between those two fights changed my outlook of a fighter
the preparation
he is preparing for a certain fighter right now
i am not doubting gooby

Anybody got any good pranks haha

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Best couple in MMA

>>76944623
What tools did he demonstrate use of that he had never used prior to Nate 2 besides running away from his opponent?

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>>76944623

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>>76944651
Cyborg really fell in love the first time Dom got his underhooks in

>>76944665
cardio you dumb shit
maybe stop watching your tv upside down so you can pick up on these things

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>>76944709

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>>76944720

Gaethebedded
https://youtu.be/I50J0FLBGMo
https://youtu.be/I50J0FLBGMo

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>>76944744

According to Ben Askren and Sean Wheelock Bellator NYC did poorly for ppv buys.

Maygan also says she isn't pregnant.

>>76944050
he's still begging for the gsp fight (MMA Hour), worst male champ ever

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>>76944769
why are you lying?

>>76944719
>cardio you dumb shit

Conor gassed in the second Nate fight. Were you not paying attention?

>>76944769
>Maygan also says she isn't pregnant.

I've asked her not to spread it around. You'll be the first to know for sure when we want the word to get out, /heem/.

>>76944719

his cardio was gone after 3 rounds you think he can make 12? Mayweather runs 12 miles a day at a 6 minute pace

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Kookie Vs Kim Jong-Un.Who ya got?

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>>76944765
This is so stupid

>>76944769

Someone said she had visa issues? That would seem weird since she lives in Kansas

Wonder if a family member died or something?

>>76944831
Cyborg said its visa issues

>>76944798
I'm not lying. She only addressed the pregnancy rumors and said they weren't true. Then she just kept saying it was personal reasons.

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Has the train officially derailed?

>>76944837
And Cyborg never lies, right?

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Luke is the best MW in the world

>>76944831
>>76944837
Doubt it's a visa issue or she would probabaly just come out and say it. Her saying it is personal and refusing to disclose the reason makes it seem like a family issue is more likely.

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Pettis had one of the best ever fights with a beast in Edson Barboza

He beat Eddie Alvarez

He went 3 rounds with Max while exhausted from the weight cut + a fractured hand

He's not USADA'd or JUSTED

He's gonna get the belt back

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hmmm

>>76944804
well he is preparing for those three minute baby rounds, my point a post or two ago.

he improved his cardio drastically in the five month period between his two diaz fights
more than a full year will pass since his diaz fight
gooby is only 28
floyd is in his forties
come the fuck on dude, i honestly can't tell if you're being serious right now

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>>76944876
Are these @grapes sour ? I bet they are

>>76944911
>well he is preparing for those three minute baby rounds,
How's he preparing for the body shots that Floyd is going to land cleanly and non-stop?

>he improved his cardio drastically in the five month period between his two diaz fights
He gassed in the same amount of time both fights.

>floyd is in his forties
He's 40. He'll still be 40 when the fight happens. And he's younger at 40 than Conor is at 28.

It's good that you have everything set up for Conor to have the best chance possible, because when McGregor is sitting on his stool and can't stand for the bell, I want your hero to die in your mind.

>>76944905
Merely bumping

>>76944893
I think he'll win as well my man

>>76944950
The collage of posts like that one is gonna be epic if Coner wins

>>76944893
He's losing to Pettis.

>>76944994
I sincerely hope that someone's wasting their time doing the collecting. Is it you?

>>76944984
Bless

>>76945003
Well as long as Pettis wins I'm happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyM8U_8x-0

HEEMBEDDED

>>76944950
The more Australia says Conor has no chance the more likely it seems like Conor will win.

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>3 days until spicy bangers
when does the champ fight next? who will she face?

>>76943855
is that estonia's sister?

>>76945030
I can only hope that I cause you to splash out some money on your hatred of my excellence and boost the odds on Mayweather.

>>76945019
No Im not, I don't bother with anything more graphicaly complex than mspaint.
And while doable a collage like that eould be a pain in the ass to paint

>>76945034
How is it possible to look THIS ugly with professionally done makeup?

>>76945058
Yeah you better hope

>>76945071
She's pretty skinny for her height. I bet she'd be a qt with a bit more weight. Her twin sister is a bit thiccer, looks good.

>>76945027
Fake news

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/5/15922718/ufc-home-invaders-victimize-ronda-rousey-steal-her-jewelry-sleep-in-her-bed-mma

Schaub playing 4D chess

>>76945095
joanna is the deformed twin that wasn't supposed to survive

>>76945102
Its Coral Springs

>>76945102
>sleep in her bed
Is she one of three bears ? Did they eat her oatmeal too ?

>>76945102
Based Schaub and Callen. Travis needs to learn how to take a joke.

>>76945027
i love when we have girls in a main/comain event because i don't have to watch 50% of these videos

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/a3dezg/the-tactical-guide-to-yoel-romero-versus-robert-whittaker

Here's your daily Hack Slack.

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>>76945112
Her twin sis actually was choking on umbrical cord

>>76945121
oofff literally cringed

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>>76945112
lel. she's got mad fucken skills though.

>>76945133
They should make wembeddeds so I don't accidentally waste time.

>>76945142
What is an umbrical cord?

>>76945102
just what that relationship needs...guns

>>76944623
But his opponent was the same
It's Nate Diaz and he majority decisioned him. Goobs is fun, but c'mon son

>>76944950
Most boxing "experts" completely agree with you that Mayweather will pick Conor apart but some think there is a very real, if very slim, chance of an upset in the first round.

Elite boxers have not been in the ring with an amateur in many, many years. All of their sparring partners are veterans, all of their opponents are very skilled. There is a natural rhythm to boxing, jab-jab, circle to the left, feel each other out and move in a predictable pattern. If McGoober rushes straight off the stool, attacks Mayweather immediately with unorthodox, heavy hands and acts completely counter-intuitive, he could catch Floyd and knock him out. Long shot, but possible.

If they fall into typical, predicatble Floyd Mayweather boxing for the entire fight, then it will go as predicted.

Obviously, the bookies are unsure as the odds are still relatively tight

That thing that leaves bellybuttons, whatever you spell that.
Don't be a smartass

>>76945191
Floyd spars with Kevin Lee, he used to boxing garbage strikers.

>>76945191
This pattern bullshit is just that desu. Amateurs let go of their habits because they don't work at the elite level
Mayweather is the elite of the elite. He's not going to be OUT AWKWARDED.

Goober does have a chance, but it's not because of his "weird style"

Yoel will be the first Cuban to win the title

>>76945200
The technical term is a belly button schlong

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>>76945034
in ur face bitch

>>76945191
for sure

My m8 says McGregor could beat Mayweather with the Superman punch, is he right??

idk why but I really dont like Robert and his wife

stupid normie chad broad shouldered shitty tattoos twat

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>>76945225
That made me laugh.
Her sister almost choked to death on a belly button schlong

>>76945258
100% awkward as fuck strike Floyd won't know those angles they're a beast GADOOSH

>>76945273
>umbrical cord

>>76945191
>If McGoober rushes straight off the stool, attacks Mayweather immediately with unorthodox, heavy hands and acts completely counter-intuitive, he could catch Floyd and knock him out.

You know that Mayweather will get a count to stand if need be right? Floyd is not going to dive into a punch, either.

Any man with two hands has a fighting chance, but for all practical purposes, Conor's puncher's chance is zero percent.

>Obviously, the bookies are unsure as the odds are still relatively tight

Mayweather opened at -3000. The reason that the odds are relatively tight is that McGregor fans are retarded.

>>76945294
How many languages do you speak?

>>76945285
He also says McGregor will come at him quickly at the start MMA style and Floyd won't be ready for that.

He knows his boxing too, he says McGregor will win but get DQ'd hence protecting Floyd's rep and enhancing McGregor's, basically a Fix lol

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>>76945273
Everyone in this family is an idiot

>>76945294
He he those stupid foreigners can't spell english medical terms, what a bunch of idiots

overheem+yoel+shevchenko
Good bet?

I could ga-ga-GADOOSH every here 100%

>>76945336
Parlays are by definition bad bets.

>>76945336
Anything else you can replace reem/werdum with? Heavyweight fights are too inconsistent. Both late in their careers and chins have diminished.

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>>76945336
Romero is fuckin garbage

>>76945304
51

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>>76945333
Smart enough not to get choked out by Clawja in one round

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>>76945333

>>76945381
yet he consistently wins and is undefeated

>>76945333
and a toothy faced cunt lol

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>>76945388
I beat Namajunas

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>mbw people would be surprised

>>76945402
He got KO'd

>>76945394
>DUDE STEROIDS LMAO

>>76945402
>and is undefeated
He's been knocked out.

>>76945416
Rose beat herself (off).

>>76945416
weird belly button
product of a weird umbrical cord

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>>76945430
well, you're not wrong. brazilian "female" fighters.

>>76945425
>>76945446
whoops I totally meant to say "... in the ufc"

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>>76945394
roids.They cool her dick down in every fight.She's Fallon Fox now

https://twitter.com/robinblackmma/status/882681000853196810
Deal with it h8rs

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So why does the Karolina poster get away with posting her pics but I get insulted and treated rudely when I post Schaub?

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when is my girl getting signed?

>>76945491
Strikeforce is basically the UFC. But even if it was some scrub promotion, doesn't it make it worse that Romero was knocked out by a guy who was cut from the UFC after going 1-4?

>>76945381
>pathetic loser spammer who likes WMMA
>calls anything but self garbage

>>76945543
Stop it, nobody believes it's me.

>>76945543
Biscuit Sardines is dumb and ugly

>>76945543
Schaub is tangibly better than the h8rs in every way. They can't help but spew out jealousy in the form of impotent rage.

>>76945543
will you fuck off with schaubposting already

>>76945543
Tell you what, if Karolinaposter is still spamming her in two years then shit will go down.

>>76945512
Wouldn't spend time with Brandon if you paid me, my guy.

>>76945567
BASED

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>>76945496
seriously this. you can't tell me this "chick" wasn't on roids and/or test for years before competing.

I'm not a fan of anything being called "Schaub posting". For example, if somebody posts about Stipe nobody calls it "Stipeposting". I feel like it implies Schaub is a meme and the term doesn't give him the respect he has earned and deserves. So cut it out already, alright? Alright!

>>76945580
>people unironically picked her to beat joanna

>>76945576
Literally nobody cares what you think about anything.

>>76945580
lol this thing is an experiment in Brazilian laborators

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>>76945626
Who would do such a thing?

>>76945623
>I feel like it implies Schaub is a meme

It's explicitly stating it, friendo.

>>76945643
You care a great deal. I can tell.

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>>76945651
>laborators

>>76945658
Nobody cares.

>>76945661
Great school.

>>76944219
>"Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather kickoff press conference expected for Wembley Stadium later this month in London."
>"That’s according to a report from The Sun."
>The Sun
Literally, FAKE NEWS

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>Robert Whittaker -135
>Yoel Romero +115

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>>76945626
tbf she could've knocked out joanna in those wild exchanges. unfortunately she has nothing but roid gains. joanna is light years ahead of her in technique.

>>76945714
>she could have won if she didn't suck

>>76945666
You care. Sick trips, my guy.

>>76945693
>Amanda in the gym training
>Valentina is off shooting guns
Gee I wonder who is winning.

>people still discussing WMMA
why the fuck is this meme sticking
GIRLS FIGHTING IS NOT A REAL THING

look at this >>76945674

and then look at this >>76945381

it's like watching female basketball
why??

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>>76945558
Ur albanian garbage too

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>>76945691
I can see Rob pulling a Feijao

>>76945735
Thee dorks think pretending to enjoy wmma will get them laid.

>>76942688
Not saying she's attractive but ñùñès looks a thousand times better when she doesn't shave the sides of her head

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>>76945735
i agree my man, the female fighter posting is getting out of hand, i don't get it but we are being overrun with waifufags who only post about woman fighters. So annoying having to ignore all these wmma webms.

>>76945690
Nigga I'm not seeing shit about Houston from anywhere

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/ufc/627289/Conor-McGregor-Floyd-Mayweather-Press-Conference-Lightweight-Title-Firas-Zahabi

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/5/15921224/floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-world-tour-starts-press-conference-in-londons-wembley-stadium

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>>76945726
Exactly. She had the power to heem Joanna, but she was too busy beating up the air inside the octagon.

>>76945735

>it's like watching female basketball

lol how long took u to think of this BS?

>>76945748
>tfw no soccer kicks

also I'm pretty sure that Yoel used that kick into back fist against Jacare, didn't he? Some kind of shounen shit that he took his enemy's move for himself.

>>76945784
>wmma
Nobody gaf

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Are there any UFC events in Florida this year?

>>76945735
>it's like watching female basketball
no it's not even close to that bad lol

>>76945801
Some WMMA is pretty spicy. Most is ass, though. Not liking Joanna is casual af tho.

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>>76945799
>Some kind of shounen shit that he took his enemy's move for himself.
inb4 Rob hits Yoel with it

>>76945734
How much weight do you think that Shevchenko needs to cut to make 135?

Were you talking shit about Max out for a hike in Brazil rather than training in the gym?

>>76945817
Nothing scheduled unfortunately :(

>>76945829
>wmma
Wgaf u dork. It wouldn't be worthy of fightpass prelims if they had dicks

Whittaker's wife looks good enough for a poke

>>76945853
Bellator's 145 champ, everyone.

>>76945893
I love how you have to title it WMMA knockout since they are such a rarity

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Anyone have a stream for this?

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>mfw Yoel wins by crazy shit again

>>76945929
Don't Cyborg and Miesha have beef?

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>>76945912
its actually because i name everything hilarious from wmma with WMMA first so its easy to find. if you watch the webm you'd get the hint. knockouts are just as common in wmma as they are in their mens weight classes tho statistically

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>>76945929
>he doesn't have a fightpass subscription

>>76945929
https://www.ufc.tv/video/women-of-ufc-panel-2017

>>76945912
m125 has a lower finish rate than w115.

>>76945784
>clean shot like that
>not even _CLOSE_ to knocking her out
can you get this garbage out of this thread

>>76945963
Did the ogre have to have her babymaker removed after this?

>>76945967
That's why the UFC is in the process of getting rid of it.