/rug/

reminder that the reds are /ourguys/

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*peaks into thread*

*crusades*

I think we can all agree that teams that wear primarily red are horrible cunts.

Teams that wear black are class acts

>>76938586
I was googling "Chiefs strip" to meme their strip to you, and then it came up with all the mad Monday and stripper harassing news articles.
Chiefs are included in the primarily red category tttt.

>>76938613
Stop being so mad about the Chiefs, you're going to have a hernia

Simmer down you lot

>>76938586
Sharks..

>>76938619
you usually get a hernia from heavy lifting. Everyone's getting one from having to carry chiefs fans' shit chat.

>>76938631
Fuck mate us chiefs fans should just shut up shop. Well played

>>76938619
I'm not even remotely upset I just remembered another reason to dislike the disgrace to NZ rugby that is the Chiefs. Feel free to defend these sexual predators as much as you want my dude but I for one condone their practices and can not in good conscious talk about this dreadful blight of a team in a positive light.

lmao
>>76938612

>>76938645
Absolutely BASED.

>>76938645
>but I for one condone their practices
Make your fucking mind up.

Just poured meself another glass of red in order to watch more /rug/ sperging, ama.

>>76938905
Which variety and vineyard?

>>76938905
What is the accepted duration to have been dating a girl before you can get down on one knee for her?

>>76938905
mate it's clearly chardonnay weather what gives.

>>76938839

Your still mad over that time they molested the Sharts in the final huh?

>>76938920

I have had 2x three year+ relationships and didn't feel the need to propose during either? When you know you know.

>>76938934

No, it's bloody freezing and I'm having a shiraz.

>>76938905
what are the legs on it like

>>76938966
pfft. I'm so fucking sick of shiraz. Every mixed dozen I get has like 3 bottles of shiraz in it like I'm eating lamb 5 days a week. When you grow up you'll move away from shiraz and start drinking spanish varietals and cab sav.

>>76938561
Excellent post

>>76938966
Want to marry my Aussie girl after we've spent like a year living together, where's a nice place to honeymoon to in New Zealand lad?

>>76938974

Legs on the wine are clinging like you wouldn't believe, top drop, thinking about buying a case.

Legs on the wife? They'll get wrapped around my ears shortly.

>>76939152
>Want to marry my Aussie girl after we've spent like a year living together
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>where's a nice place to honeymoon to in New Zealand lad?
Depends what you're into. Queenstown is pretty sick and is generally the best. I'd recommend campervanning down the South Island.

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>>76938536
*Brit enters the thread*

>>76939491
*does a haka to welcome you*

>>76939512
*pisses on you with warmth*

What's good lad

>>76939229
stellar post mate

>warb wipe™

I enjoy a good wooded chardonnay with seafood

>>76939691
I wooded a girl named Chardonnay once

>>76939719
Sounds like an overweight islander.

>>76939765
Have you seen Boy?

>>76939799
>Boy
Sorry mate I only watch rugby, not interested in your kiddy fiddling movies.

>sanjay sitting out of training
worry.jpg

>>76930397
Jones should bring him back 2bh

Quick I need a tier list of rugby jerseys

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>>76940281
baddies > every other jersey

>>76938586
Munster are literally the classiest team in rugby.

Georgia, Tonga, Japan and Canada are all sound lads too

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAAAAaaa

*inhales*

HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76938586
Scarlets and Munster are the good guys of the Pro12
inb4 that poof that gets triggered by the word scarlet

>>76940524
>he actually believes this shit

>>76940524
Munster=pashun, pride and meat and taytos rugby
Scarlets=top lads, fun brand of rugby

>>76940524
>>76940662
Literally the same person

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*wews into thread*

Just had some Reeses peanut butter cups lads. No wonder americans are so fat, shit was pure sugar.

>>76940728
I replied to my own post by mistake. Meant to reply to >>76940568

>>76941194
I can smell your filthy Scarlet stench a mile off.

>>76941080
Tried some a while ago. Could feel my teeth disentegrating a tiny bit as I ate em. Pretty disgusting

*enters thread to booming*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUm38ordrqc

>Halfpenny out of contract
REV UP THOSE SHEKELS BOYS

>>76940489
And Spain, Chile, Morocco, Singapore and Portugal?

>>76942295
And Wales.

>>76942217
>toulon don't want him
>ospreys, scarlets and blues don't need him
Aviva Tbh

>>76938536
Anyone want to go to the pub later

>>76942669
what ye drinkin' lad

want to become a prop, is it too late

>>76942847
it's never too late
start drinking and eating pies for every meal

>>76942847
Start eating
Stop showering

The Bus is back lads
are we, dare I say it, fucked?

http://www.allblacks.com/News/31053/all-blacks-team-named-for-final-test
1. Joe Moody (27)
2. Codie Taylor (18)
3. Owen Franks (93)
4. Brodie Retallick (63)
5. Samuel Whitelock (87)
6. Jerome Kaino (80)
7. Sam Cane (43)
8. Kieran Read (99) - Captain
9. Aaron Smith (61)
10. Beauden Barrett (52)
11. Julian Savea (53)
12. Ngani Laumape (1)
13. Anton Lienert-Brown (12)
14. Israel Dagg (64)
15. Jordie Barrett (1)

16. Nathan Harris (7)
17. Wyatt Crockett (61)
18. Charlie Faumuina (49)
19. Scott Barrett (7)
20. Ardie Savea (15)
21. TJ Perenara (32)
22. Aaron Cruden (49)
23. Malakai Fekitoa (23)

>>76938536
I though the Picture was Manchester United.

>>76943100
if he's been anything like his form was the last two years has been, we'll be fine lad

>>76943123
>fatvea
>lanklet barrett
Just give us the series right now

>>76943156
he is unironically a big-game player though
And the Canes don't really use him much, they get Beauden and Jordie doing the clever stuff and use Aso/Laumape to run over pies

>>76942769
Kronebourg lad

>>76943403
*does a runner with the lads when you go to the toilet*

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>>76943423
*comes back*
L-lads?

>>76943123
>Read will win his 100th cap against the Wallabies

Kek they're going to get reamed

>>76943457
*pisses on you*

>>76943807
oh sweetie, his 100th cap is against the lions

>>76940504
>a Brit decides what kiwis want at 5 in the morning

UNCHANGED
M
A
D

>The English, Irish and Welsh Lions
Scots SEETHING

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kiwis are up.

>>76944775
>squad that scraped a win vs 14 All Blacks unchanged
Ummmm is that a good idea? On paper it really doesn't seem like it.

>>76944873

Rugby isn't played on paper

>>76944938
Your right and what sounds bad in theory is usually terrible in practice

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Makes me think tbhfamalam

Based Jordie, I bet redditunion is on suicide watch.

>>76938536
STRAIGHT OFF THE PRESS FROM REDDIT

Lions team to face New Zealand:
15: Liam 'Cletus' Williams,
14: Anthony Watson,
13: Jonathan 'Foxy' Davies,
12: Owen Farrell,
11: Elliot Daly,
10: Johnny 'loop round' Sexton,
9: Conor Murray,
1: 'Mad' Mako Vunipola,
2: Jamie George,
3: Tadhg 'Dukebox' Furlong,
4: Maro 'The Clap' Itoje, ... lol
5: Alun 'Win' Jones,
6: Sam Warburton (capt),
7: Sean 'Tullow Tank' O’Brien, (I don't know what a Tullow Tank is either)
8: Taulupe Faletau.

Replacements:
Ken 'The Sheriff' Owens
Jack McGrath
Kyle "The Kitchen" Sinckler
Courtney Lawes
CJ Stander
Rhys Webb
Ben Te’o
Jack Nowell.

Will there be any Scottish players starting?

>>76945171
Gatland never forgave the Scots for beating his brave boys in red during the 6N this year, so no.

>>76945171
ffs look above you lad

>Be All Blacks
>be the proclaimed best team in the world of sport (not just Rugby)
>lose a game of rugby to a team chucked together last month

hmmm

>>76945231
You are like a month later with this over used meme lad. Try again in 12 years time

Hurricanes backline > All Blacks backline to be honest with you.

>>76943123
Poor Naholo 2bh. He should be there, shame the lions had to target him and take him out. I think this should be chalked up as a moral victory already tttt

>>76945269
don't be bitter

it's not AB fault

it's that rugby is a shit sport with no technical skill

>>76945497
>with no technical skill
you're an idiot

Imagine being so starved for attention you have to tripfag.

Can't outsmart muscular and elite /rug/ you paki.

>>76945614
BASED OPINION!
How will they ever recover.

>>76945609
shit sport, no history

>>76945093
>Kyle "The Kitchen" Sinckler
That's pretty funny

>>76945722
I bet he uses a trip and it will be something he is proud of not one of the dozens things that are clearly sub par about him. Maybe his height?

About to start drinking lads, what should I start with?

>>76946204
Bleach

>>76946204
water

>>76946204
Rum and coke

>>76946223
>>76946227
I'd really appreciate it if you two mongs never quoted me again, I only want the opinions of superior Southern Hemisphere anglo's

Thanks for understanding!

>>76946265
bro, SA rugby is an absolute joke rn

stop typing

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>>76946259
neat rum is never a good idea.

>>76946265
Klipdrift premium and coke.

Then go drag some blacks around from the back of a bakkie.

>>76946296
fuck off lickdicki
nobody likes you

>>76946319
>>76946259
Not Afrikaans so I can't really say I am fond of rum when its cold.

I've settled for some Bunnahabhain

>>76946420
Good choice. South African owned.

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>>76946204

>>76946417
>>76946417
I do.

>>76944997
Source?

>>76946420
please do not culturally appropriate from Scotland, we're having a difficult enough time dealing with the fallout from Gatland's blatant anti-Scot bias and such flagrant disrespect from another SH person is only going to make the situation worse

Is Kaino the most underrated player in the world? He's almost inarguably the best blindside going but he doesn't get talked about as if he is.

>>76947668
You tend to be overlooked when you play alongside an all time great like Sam Cane

>>76947668
He's no bloody dean mumm that's for true.

>>76943123
>CRUDEN
FUCK OFF

Scotland

>>76948079
Underrated post

>>76944997
muscular blues captain on rugby Einstein AND next all blacks coach watch

>>76945093
God that site is fucking gay

>>76948230
Takes one to know one desu senpai

>>76945093
Liam Williams nickname is Sanjay

>>76948162
all me

>>76947337
The spinoff articles by sumo and it's the second one. Posted it before work so don't have the link handy. It's pretty obvious when you look at his articles

Who at the america's cup parade lads?

euroshit and poopeelians need not reply

>>76949068
Well one Australian who will be there is the skipper of your boat...

Most Australians will probably be at /ourboy/ #andnew world champion "hot dog" horny "the hornet" horn's ticker tape parade in bris.

>>76949110
>midget boxing
KEK

>>76949110
>NZ celebrating a victory led by an australia
>australia celebrating a victory of an australian beating up a south east asian

pottery

>>76949110
This is reminiscent of Aussies claiming Scott Dixon 2bh

Jimmy Spithill and Glenn Ashby both live in Auckland. I think Australia is a bit poor to have a team lads

>>76949152
No idea who that is to be honest.

>>76949187
>have won world championships and Olympic medals for Australia
>New Zealand shamelessly try to claim them

This is fucking crowded house and pavlova all over again.

>>76949245
They have an olympic silver between them.

Also spithill races for Oracle. He just chooses to live in New Zealand.

>Fuck them they defected from our country we don't care for them at all their sport is shit anyway and isn't even a real sport
*some form of success*
>WTF they are true blue Aussies and always have been what are you going on about I love them and sailing and always have
Aussies are the most predictable people 2bh

>>76949303
Literally no one has ever said that about sailing. The only reason I even know these guys names is because my brother in law used to be in Canada's national team, his sister was the rigger for the Swedish team and usually lives in NZ because that's what sailors do.

Your seething jealousy about the fact that no one cares about sailing and an Australian is responsible for your triumph is fucking hilarious.

>>76949303
seething

>>76949366
>>76949371
>LE U R LE SEETHING
literally having a parade now right

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>>76949303

>>76949407
and yet, you're posting on here responding to people calling you seething haha

>>76949407
Make sure you wave an Aussie flag for the skipper.

just shook Daltons hand lads

>>76949366
No one has ever said what? Because your lot has said the top and bottom part. Our news literally was making fun of some Aussie breakfast show that was wanking on about how the mug is theirs because there is an Aussie.
>>76949371
>having a laugh at Aussies and their predictable flip flop mentality
>seething
Not the same thing lad. This parade is pretty awesome 2bh

Just touched Blair tukes bum

this parade is awesome boys, cant believe how much fun im having listening to it while i post on 4chan

>>76949436
I don't live in jaffa land so tv and shitposting 2bh

4chan is hard to use lads

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>>76949458

>>76949068
Too busy working to pay for your shitty parade 3bh.

>>76949510
>too busy working to pay for a tax-payer funded parade

I have some bad news for your friend.

>>76946204
Warm sake.

>>76949518
Go on.

>>76949510
>work didn't stop to watch it
One day you might get off the tools lad.

>>76949559
I'm a tertiary teacher.

>>76949559
When Australia won everyone got a Holiday the next day. I guess you guys don't get a holiday seeing as Australia won this year too. Maybe when you have a kiwi skipper?

>>76949561
And I'm running an exam right now lol

>>76938996
Temperanelo m8

>>76949561
>tertiary teacher
I have never met someone at tertiary level that calls themselves a teacher tttt

>>76949570
I'm running a train on ur mum right now AMA.

>>76949581
I don't lecture. I'm not a technician. I run classes. Tutor is inaccurate. Teacher 2bh. Wouldn't expect someone home during the day to get it, but that's fine.

>>76949567
Wins in large sporting events aren't so uncommon they deserve a holiday mate. If you win the Bledisloe again I wouldn't be surprised to hear you had a holiday for that too.

>torrential rain
KEK
nice poorade you've got there

>>76949594
She died in 2012.

pooshub or peepee 1 lads?

>>76949602
That's not a question mate.

A proper question would be "my mum died in 2012. Should take revenge on her killer even though he plays fullback for the all blacks?"

MentalBen is flogging his unfunny deadhorse of a "joke" again

>>76938536
I can drink more than all of you AMA

>>76949652
How much can you drink?

>thunder and lightning
kek

>>76949596
Still don't understand and I haven't been at home since 7 this morning. The tertiary institution I went to called the people teaching papers lecturers not teachers. It didn't run classes either so yeah I don't really get it, is it a polytech thing or something?

>>76949630
>should take revenge...
Not a question either numbnuts.

>>76949687
My nuts are only numb because of all the slapping they were doing against your mum's vag.

>>76949697
So you fuck dead people.

>>76949561
Is tertiary teacher for which age spectre?

*does a haka*

NecroBen

>>76949669
I honestly can't be fucked guiding you through it son. No I won't say where I work or what I teach. Let's just say I'm making it up for no apparent reason.

>>76949709
Tertiary is "third" i.e. post-secondary i.e. university and tech institute/ polytech

>>76949769
Stop attention whoring you fucking cunt nobody cares what you do. Shit narrative anyway.

>>76949784
Mad as fuck lol. Enjoying the parade?

>>76949702
If I know it will make a kiwi seethe with anger.

>>76949669
>haven't been at home since 7 this morning
WINZ opens at 8 nowadays?

>>76949769
I was asking because I legitimately want to know how and what other tertiary call their "teachers" my experience is university and I was genuinely interested in what happens elsewhere. But it seems I did actually catch you in a web of lies because you couldn't explain it.aybetone over the Internet upset you when it wasn't intended like that Poe's law and all that.
>>76949834
Gym then work desu

>>76949797
Yeah mate the team is on stage rapping with david dallas

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Friendly reminder that Auckland has two Lions tests even though we care about the based sailings lads more (thanks for paying your taxes that are going to fund the next stage of our waterfront development btw) and provincial shitholes like Christchurch have none even though living vicariously through the All Blacks is the peak of their "existence"

>>76949780
Understand

>>76949871
Truth bomb.

NZ really is a sailing country. The All Blacks are really just cast offs from the sailing system and are second rate athletes.

Really feel sorry for Brits who celebrate beating us in a sport we don't care about.

>>76949858
I can explain it.
But your fishing for personal info.
I'm a writing teacher. I don't lecture.

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A tour on South America would be better
http://www.americasrugbynews.com/2017/07/05/argentina-vs-british-irish-lions-2021-2025/

>>76949928
Why don't you stinky monkeys make your own rugby history instead of latching on to anglos all the time?

>>76949596
Thank you for your service educating the dumb fucks of our country

>>76949916
You can call me a tutor if it makes you feel better.

>>76949996
stop attention whoring your job sucks you faggot

just cracked open a couply kiwifruit

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>tfw only master's degree, but it's necessary to get doctor's degree to get a university professor job here

>>76949991
You're welcome dumb fuck.

>he's working right now

KEK

>>76949656
Like 9

>>76950020
It's pretty good actually.

>>76949928
Stinky favela man

>>76950020
Back to /cric/ shithead.
Go on, fuck off.

wtf? are they going to sail the catamaran around the harbour? I thought they were gonna get up on the foils

>>76950132
They're worried if they took the mug on the boat the skipper would order them to sail it back home to Australia. And seeing as the skipper is the boss on board the boat they would have no option but to comply.

>Team Australia
>withdrawn due to lack of funds
KEK

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/94454598/lions-tour-all-blacks-fullback-ben-smith-cleared-of-concussion-symptoms

The Barretts are going to fuck this up lads, just watch.

>>76950260
https://youtu.be/YG6DifUtPvs

>hfw

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>>76938536
Some of you are alright, don't go on to /rug/ tomorrow.

At least Leões x Todos Pretos live on TV here with comments in portuguese, even being at 4:35.

>>76950282
Taranaki was a mistake

>>76950349
Would be funnier if you posted this the day of the game. Tomorrow is force v rebels. Everyone will be here for that.

Reminder that Taranaki is now Chiefs territory, therefore all future Barretts are property of the Chiefs.

>>76950391
No we wont

>>76950424
Wasn't Taranaki a Chefes' territory since beginning?

>>76950460
Nah Hurricanes. Chiefs are big and strong and annexed them away. Wellington is next.

>>76950260
fuckin put him him in hansen
jordie will be garbage on defense

>>76950775
He still has an inner ear problem that is causing vertigo. Seems like concussion hasn't really been an issue for a while.

>>76950043

What is your degree in Brazilbro?

>>76950853
Master's degree in Water Resources

how many people will vunipola HEEM on saturday lads

>>76951083
none because rugby is a fair sport with unbiased refs to prevent this sort of thuggery

>>76951083
Hope his eyes get gouged out at the bottom of a ruck

*dabs*

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>>76950311
How many people has ben smuth killed again?
I know there was that little boy, and he was the last person seen in the company of numerous sex workers and transients before they went missing.
Is there an exact figure floating around at all?

>>76951919
I have seen the figure of 3 directly and solely attributed to him. If you add in conjunction with others the number multiples massively

>>76950460
No big strong and attractive Hurricanes gave them the region as a token gesture to say NZ should stick together. The sad small and unattractive Chiefs thought it was a serious offer and took the region as their own. Everyone that lives in this region are Hurricanes supporters at heart even if they aren't allowed to display it under the terrible Chiefs regime.

eden park just got struck by lightning lads

>>76952114
Just proof that we have angered Allah almighty with SBWs suspension

>>76949652
You are absolutely out of your mind if you believe that

>>76952272
Well he has no chance against a gasoline guzzling nigger like you

>>76952323
One would think guzzling gasoline would make it easier to guzzle alcohol

>>76952323
take this unfunny shit to /cric/, it's pathetic

>>76952420
>you

>>76952420
When I was in med school I did a placement up at an aboriginal community near Gove for a couple months. They drank what they called "goom" - just straight metho.

One guy presented one night with the most bloodshot eyes I had ever seen. He had tried to absorb the metho through his eyes because he was convinced he had such a high tolerance to it that he couldn't get drunk from drinking it any more. Had to give him pain meds so he could deal with it. Obviously then he realised that he could repeat the performance and get more pain meds, so after about his third or fourth time we had to cut him off. That was a couple of years ago so I assume he's totally blind and dead by this point.

>>76952479
This explains Kurtley Beale's decline then

>>76952479
Sounds similar to what the Cape Coloureds do, even since Apartheid days, they have been sieving meths through bread and drinking the byproduct.

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>>76952472
thanks
>>76952479
didn't expect anyone to answer me seriously el oh el
>tfw next placement might be in the outback

>>76952502
My Granddad use to tell stories about that from when he visited SA way back when.

*dabs the auld mug*

>tfw auld mug x3
>tfw rwc x3

*sips coffee*

>>76952502
They probably eat the bread afterwards anyway.

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Can't wait for these fucking pedophiles to get out of my country

New suit lads, feeling good.

Who /secure/ here?

>>76952693
>these are 10 outta 10s in Poo Peeland

Yikes.

>>76952693
>felt 'gross'
Look pretty gross too tßh.

>>76952715
The left girl looks okay desu.

>>76952726
you sick fuck

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>>76952711
>subhuman coloured
More like maximum /security/

>>76952693
>13 and 16
>Paedophiles

Imagine being this good of a goy

>>76952693
tbf I went on a rugby bender overseas I'd be a bit of a cunt

>>76952730
>>76952426

>>76952735
Go enlighten some infidels with a van Mehmet

rugby is gay and no one cares about it

>tfw my IQ is too low to post in /nrl/

*rumbles*

>>76952747
Few good whacks to your head with a hammer will sort that out lad

Going to teach my son how to sail.

None of this rugby rubbish

>>76952759
Just walk within an arms length of Vunipola and he should sort you out

>>76952746
this
rugby BTFO

Rubgy

>>76952840
rubgay

>>76952693
>calling two teenage girls paedophiles

That's a bit much isn't it lad?

>>76953026
>basic botle-blonde bitch
>basic waterfall
>basic ass dog
"No."

>>76953026
You can tell it's a hereditary position rather than democratically elected. Fucking woof.

>>76953073
I'd give her one in the hereditary position if you know what I'm saying.

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The democratically elected prime minister of /rug/

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The minister for transport of /rug/

>>76953105
No I don't please elaborate.

>>76953133
I would like to have sexual intercourse with this woman.

>>76953137
>>76953142
Mate she's barely even the queen of rugs-a-million.

i knew there was a reason i automatically filter name fags in /rug/

>>76953115
>>76953121
High quality posts 2bh

better make ben smith the minister of defence to be honest

who is the /rug/ foreign affairs minister?

>>76953206
he's the health minister

>>76953206
justice minister tßh

>>76953209
JOC probably.

>>76953229
Conrad is the attorney general.

Execute all namefags.

Minister for agriculture is Brodie. SAN cane is his deputy undersecretary of primary industries.

Warburton is undersecretary for *wipes face*

*wins turnover*
*dabs with ball in hand*
*drops it*
*sheepishly wipes face*

*saves dab for saturday*

All blacks will hammer the lions in this test, I can feel it

Lorde is on the project right now lads.

>>76953639
i'd Project my Block into her Grand Design if you know what im saying

>>76953668
she reminds me of my cousin. She has similar facial expressions.

She's talking about drinking a whiskey sour from a yardy.

Really enjoy a good crash ball

We used to call the move Rhino at school

Scots SEETHING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/40497672

>>76953639
>watching the project

why

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>8 of the last 11 lions tests have had no scottish players

>>76953693
Scrum half booting out 5 yards before popping it inside to someone running from deep is probably my favourite aet play
either you get a gap and are through or there's a huge boomfa

>>76953571
It would be illegal to bring a hammer onto the field of play.

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>>76953668
What is he saying? I don't speak peepoo

Had the pleasure of meeting the british and irish lions at a charity do once. they were surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

>>76953733
it's on right before masterchef innit?

>>76953272
Hygiene lad. Or something about waste management / sanitary services

>>76953797
>watching masterchef

why

>>76953776
Several NZ tv show names in some random order with real words in between.

>>76953810
it's on right before pound town with the missus innit?

Could you lads point me in the direction of the designated sledge thread so I can exchange some light-hearted banter with those antipodean fellows?

>>76953750
This is literally league 101

Get back to /nrl/ you dumb mongrel. True /rug/ lads appreciate true rugby plays.

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Minister of Maori and Pacific Development

>>76954139
minister for immigration. Running an open door policy for islanders based on his defence.

>>76954154
XD redditben made a fune kek!

>>76953803
I think this guy should have a dual portfolio: Minister of Hygiene and Women

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>>76954227
Forgot pic

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>>76954190

>>76954254
Nice gif. Loved it when I saw it on reddit

>>76954287
i literally just made it right now and you have exposed yourself.

>>76954254
>Literal Reddit gif and meme
Pls stop

>>76954287
>>76954304
DMIDF out in full force. Sorry your boy is a total fucking meme and will be in Japan as soon as his contract with the chiefs is done.

>hating on a humble skux

The nerve of some people.

>>76954329
He'd be the captain of the Wallabies if he chose

New /rug/ theme song to remind all the skuxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

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>>76954343
>captain of the wallabies

>>76954467
memekenzie absolutely EXPOSED

>>76954467
>gets completely shamed
>kicks the ball away at the end like a little pissy bitch

>>76954467
He got through Lowe, Cruden first. It was a good try.

Oh that's right, australians are terrible and I should never respect their players.

>>76954467
The fucking girly flailing arms get me. He isn't even trying to tackle him, he knows he is too small and can't wrap him up and isn't good or fit enough to tackle round the legs and get BIG (Back In the Game) to try stop who ever they offload to.
He will be far better suited to 10 where he will still have these exact same problems because he is a half back sized midget with no /heart/ or /mana/. Plus he is a pest to women and should be in jail for his offences.

Reminder that Jordie literally has a 0% tackle completion rate.

Even if the Lions score 50 points it wont be enough

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Alright lads based ben smith is probably retiring after the next RWC so we need a replacement to step up now

lets see

>dagg
>jordie
>memekenzie

>>76954623
I remember when the Chiefs did that head to head stat thing for Jordie and Damien and they used Jordie some stats from 2 weeks earlier to Damien's up to date stats. Got a good laugh out of it 2bh.

Watching GOT. Daenerys tits just came out lads

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>>76954618

>>76954702
Cat rugby needs to be a thing

>>76954673
The same on where they were shown as the same height?

>>76954766

I have a soft toy ball and I use it to put grubbers in for my two cats to chase and attempt to score tries with :3

>>76954795
>:3
Lad...

I know he beats his girlfriend often, but Malakai Fekitoa does run some nice lines every now and then

>>76954827
>I know he beats his girlfriend often
You're saying this like it's a bad thing

Bounced the girlfriends head off the ground again lads

anyone got any more clips of mckenzie being manshamed that they want me to turn in to webms? I'm feeling charitable.

>>76954793
Yep that the official Chiefs Facebook posted unironically. All Jordie's stats were consistently ~15% off and they also ignored all the stats that made Damien look bad like handling errors, turnovers, penalties and there was one other thing they missed as well that I can't quite remember off the top of my head.

>>76954854
Based Chiefs