Astros at Braves game thread

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It feels like an eternity since there was an Astros game

baseball

>>76933294
hueston about to get FREDDIED

>not having a roof delays the game eighteen (18) minutes

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Selected because better cupcake than Windians

>asstros thought they were gonna get a quick run

This braves lineup and actually pretty good

Nice to see Freeman back tbqh. He seems like a good guy.

I forgot how goofy Phillips's stance is. Wasn't he more upright when he was with the reds?

DFA springer

>>76933519
Yup.

>>76933546
He is. Exactly what you want in a franchise player.

Marisnick woulda caught that without even diving

Why are the Braves so obsessed with bald, bearded catchers?

>>76933627

I bet you pettis will be jucing soon now

>>76933681
obviously they are onto something. mccann, gattis, flowers. it's like there is some reverse samson shit if your a catcher.

>>76933681
we like bears

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>>76933718

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>>76933715
You might be onto something.

>>76933718
Bears have scalp hair though

>>76933726
:)

kinda curious as to how Braves fans feel about the name Chris Burke

>free out league

Gold glove for Freedie at 3rd

>>76933765
Doesn't mean anything to me. Just looked him up. Looks like he was in the minors with the Braves.

>>76933809
Count it.

Julia makes my dick twitch

>>76933777
>Arcade League

>>76933863

>the free win in the divisional round league

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>>76933832

>>76933832
Haha, heeeyyy! That's so embarrassiingg that you would say that! You're pretty great though, anonymous. (Also I love eating and running btw lol!)

>>76933812
lifelongers don't know Chris Burke

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/a/stros!

Who do you think has the biggest schong on the Astros and Braves respectively?

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>>76933879
top kek

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>>76933883

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GEORGE "I'm not a home run derby fan" SPRINGER

>>76933914
faggot

S P R I N G E R

H I T

A L T U V E

H I T

>>76933939
So?

Fucking Springer. God damn do the balls sail out of right field at Suntrust.

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>>76933953
kys faggot

>>76933968
No. I like sucking dick while alive, thank you very much. Can't wait for my bull to come over after the Braves win.

>>76933999
just wait for the AIDS

C O R R E A

S P I C A R O O

Pettis would've sent Reddick there and he would've gotten out

>>76934023
No AIDS for me baby, just some herpes flareups.

Fuck Houston can hit.

>>76934034
Pettis has literally never done this

makin this rookie work already

>>76934045
thankfully there is no cure that faggot

>CORREA LOST HIS ONLY STEAL

marWIN tryna play 7D dominoes

>>76934083
It's cool, I deal with it. Worth it with all of the pole I've smoked and taken inside of me.

>>76934101
hopefully you deal with a death soon too

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PIMEAPPLE MAN IS THE BEST MEME

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

P I N E A P P L E

C U B A N O

>>76934121
Nah, I'm healthy as fuck dude.

Damnniitttt, c'mon Bravveesssss.

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PIÑA

IS

E L I T E
L
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GOD DAMN PEACOCK IS A WORSE HITTER THAN KIKELEL

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>>76934169
HOW CAN THEY BE THIS BAD WE WERE JUST IN THE NL 6 YEARS AGO

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>>76934187
>2012 was 15 years ago

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>15 years was centuries ago

>he future is infinite, but life in finite

>MUSGROVE IS BACK

Yuli Gurriel's last 10 at-bats:
>8-for-10
>4 doubles, 2 HR, 10 RBI
literally WHO can stop the pineapple right now?

>>76934280

Musgrove's pitching

>>76934280
Cuban Pineapple Kramer is B A S E D

>Nukem

springlesingle tbqh

>>76934309
just IMAGINE...

Springer is the baseball equivalent of one girl short of a threesome right now

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how long have these four innings lasted so far?

>COME ON!!! SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!!
I will never see any of the Car movies, but Cars 3 can completely suck my nuts

seems like fucking forever, the game...

>>76934280
>>76934312
There's no actual train in pineapple express, it's not about a train

I gotta get creative here.

GET PETTIS BACK UP HERE THAT NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED

>>76934450
it this a flying pineapple we're talking about?

maybe leaving a trail of sparkle dust wherever ?

How are the Astros so good /sp/?

Welp, this is turning into a shitshow.

Damn that was dumb

>>76934482

TWO OPTIONS:

[a] they are a snackrifice for a better team in the post season

[b] they are chosen, and Houston is finally going to GOAT

I still say, to early to tell

Nothing says GOAT like your name tatted on your forearm

>>76934536
I prefer it on my dick.

If Correa is legit injured I'm gonna punch a wall out of frustration until I suffer the same hand injury
#solidarity #standwithcarlos

>>76934606
Good thing your last name is monosyllabic haha

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>>76934606
>fiercock

>>76934624
I missed the replay of his slide and didn't see exactly what happened.

Also, that was a pretty funny burn.

Freeman is getting testes big time tonight

>>76934664
thanks man

peaGOAT

who /bluebell/ here?

>>76934730
*testeD
kek

>>76934749
>>76934730
I'd like to give him my testes.

>>76934749
Yea he is. I really hope he doesn't turn into a liability in the hot corner. As much as I love the dude, it'd suck for him to hurt the team defensively.

FUCKING PEACOCK

LMAO

Springer shoulda just crashed through Peacock imo

>>76934823

I bet he knows how to slide, could've told him to do that

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That was entertaining

I like our team

Who has the biggest cock in this game?

I'm going Tyler Flowers. I bet that guy has a huge, fleshy cut cock swinging around.

I bet Dansby has a really pretty cock though.

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Who /UH/ here?

>>76934828
>>76934835
What if George would've slid into him and basically forced him into a simultaneous slide? There's no way Flowers tags out both guys, so nothing is lost. Gonna email Hinch and DeFrancesco tonight and see what they think.

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>>76934916
Rice Owls!

>>76934916
3 years, still no pussy here

>>76934948
wow don't the hormones usually kick in by this time?

>>76934928

Do it.

My thought is, if peacock goes down springer can go down earlier and not do that rushed head first at the last second.

Also post their reply

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>>76934946

I drink at Valhalla on some Tuesdays

>>76934956
I don't know. I kind of gave up on girls after high school. I can only think of a handfull that would be worth pursuing anyways

>>76934984
p sure he was calling you a tranny fàm

>>76935034
Well that doesn't make any sense because a vagina is a primary sex characteristic

>>76935055
wow look y'all we got doctor octopus up in this thread tonight

the ball carries so dang much here brehs

>>76935086

Octopussy*

Chip and Joe just destroyed that piece of shit ump Angel Hernandez. I fucking love it. Fuck that piece of shit spic garbage ump.

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Giv Julia gf

>atlanta
>scoring

LSTSS
>The National Baseball League

My dog is going crazy here tonight brehs

gotta ask the 'stros to chill it with the booming hits

>>76935173
>it's not even Friday
>the game isn't even over
the fireworks promotion isn't gonna bring anyone in anymore if they overdo it this much

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Spronger better get that triple in the 9th

Also, BASEDMANLET.gif

>>76935339
He ate 10 pitches

I'm satisfied with that

FUCK HOUSTON AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!

>>76935354
Im a spic tho

>le 8 era in AAA man is coming up

Oh fuck

There's puttin in a guy because its a blow out, and there's throwing the game away...

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time to get those runs back

haha Kemp caught it in his nutt-saqque lol

>>76935666
Hail Satan

>>76935716
I'd lick his nutsack if you catch my drift.

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time to get that run back

>>76935863
sounds gross

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>grounder thru the legs

>>76935884
You obviously haven't seen Kemp's nutsack bro.

If you had to suck on MLB players cock, whose would it be?

>Springer wears #4
>just got hit #4
s p o o p y

>>76935917
to be 100% honest and true with you, I have not

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Stop they're already dead

SAVAGE

STOP USING UP ALL THE RUNS

>>76935991
YAMERU

>Hoyt almost overthrows 1st from 10 feet away
Please don't. I know you have a huge lead, but don't be dumb.

>>76936005

Its just some good ole payback

Also if >we win tomorrow does it count as a sweep?

GG Braves

Don't worry, you get to tee off against Musgrove tomorrow

>>76936064
Payback for Correa or for the 90s?

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>>76936080

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57
gg Atlantis, it's been a comfy thread

>>76936086
Because this isn't bad enough to payback for the 90s.

>>76936121

There's still tomorrow

>>76936119
>tfw too young to have seen that glorious shit live

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>>76936133
>tfw lived overseas in the late 90s and never got to go to the dome

>>76936149

Not even for the rodeo?

>>76936149
Still have a pennant from last series against the Mets in the dome

>>76936171
dang dude post that thang

>>76936162
The rodeo is the most overrated thing about Houston. I've probably been once or twice in the last 8 years or so. Got some ridiculously good chicken fried bacon though.

>>76936212
>dang dude post that thang
Well "have" is a strong word. It's somewhere in my parent's house. They still live in Houston, I found a job out of state, haven't lived there in over 5 years.

>>76936372
don't worry, friend. I still believe you. you seem like a good guy.

>>76936415
I don't know man. I'm starting to doubt myself. I can't even find a picture of it online.

>>76936476
>and it was all a dream

let's just use this again, brehs

S P R I N G E R

M I D D L E R O O

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>>76936946

A L T U V E

H I T

R E D D I C K

S W I N G E R O O

G O A T I S

B L I M P A R O O

M A R W I N

P
O
P
A
R
O
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76948834
76948863
76948879
76948900
weew

P I N E A P P P L E

S W I N G A R O O

>Not having a roof has caused 44 accumulated minutes of rain delay

>>76948965
>not wanting games to start later
pansy

>>76934280
>>76934309

SEE

MUSGOAT!!!!!!

brb

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It's another "DFA or send to bullpen and suddenly they're a GOAT" episode

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>>76949335
my favorite. I'm away from my house right now; what's his pitch count?

So musgrove gets DFA'd for a few days

where does he sleep in fresno?

Do the guys that get sent and the beginning of the year and stay there get a hotel the whole time?

>Garcia throws garbage past 3 starts
>Aside from the first is shutting down Houston

Least you picked a team to start up on Jaime.

>>76949408

39 strikes 9 balls after the 3rd

>>76949408
You're gunna like this breh

4 IP, 53 pitches- 44 of them strikes. 1 hit, no walks

MUSGOAT

>>76949530
HNNNNGG

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the tripfaggotry is strong in this thread

GOAT status revoked

>ASSTURDS

Hmmm, that worked out well. Jesus Christ Bravos, that was unexpected!

>Free out league

>musSHIT fucks up the free out

Ah there's the Musgrove i always hated

>Collapstros

S P R I N G E R

S T E A L A R O O

D E V O
E
V
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His team doesn't have 6 starters batting .300+

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>His team has pitchers that can hit

>>76950500
Yo, UT, why don't you join the football discord? BB sent you an invite.

>>76950699

I know

I'm not interested.

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>>76950730
I'm one of the only Toxins peeps representin' there, but I don't post enough.

>>76950749

All they do there is talk about radio rap.

God damnit MarLOSE

>>76950788
I watch in fascination to see how the bantz dynamic changes. To see if one trip "hooks up" with another or whatnot. Of course, it's the offseason now, so it should probably be better once training camp and the preseason rolls around.

>>76950814

Its usually 3 people pissing off half the server while the rest watch them throw a fit.

No one is even there to talk about football

Just got home, I see marWIN has been elite as usual

wait grandpa carlos is a bald-faced baby now?!

gg barves
see y'all in October 2020

Go fuck yourselves barves