Boston Red Sox vs the Texas Rangers 07/04/2017
BIG GIVEAWAY EXTRAVAGANZA EDITION. DON'T BE A FAGGOT COME TO THE THREAD AND DRINK.
Red Sox
48-35, 1st in American League East.
Red Sox
David Price (L)
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
4. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B
5. Hanley Ramirez (R) DH
6. Andrew Benintendi (L) LF
7. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF
8. Christian Vazquez (R) C
9. Tzu-Wei Lin (L) 3B
Rangers
Yu Darvish (R)
1. Delino DeShields (R) LF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
3. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
4. Adrian Beltre (R) DH
5. Carlos Gomez (R) CF
6. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
7. Mike Napoli (R) 1B
8. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
9. Pete Kozma (R) 3B
Red Sox fieldmup
>>76933337
Rangs fieldmup
>>76933232
Red Sox need to figure out a way to endear themselves to Mookie Betts. Dude seems like he might walk when his contract is up...
>>76933402
Things are kinda fucked up right now after Papi left. Laser Show didn't help with his fucking "It wasn't me" retaliation disavowal stunt. We need another Tek.
Beautiful.
>consuming a depressant thinking it will make your life better
>>76933506
Me on top of Hancock building. You in ER with 50 mcnugget workout stuck in your skull also bbq sauce.
i want a big givewaya ... big giveaway winner me,, prize: big hot load of CUM
>>76933579
i can do that if ur a girl
mookie this mookie that mookie walks WHO CARES-- sox still have TZU WIE LIN
>>76933579
You are no longer eligible for the big giveaway.
Anyone not eligible for the big giveaway is not eligible for the giveaway.
>>76933601
but i'm op
>>76933506
>not doing aything or thinking anything ever
this is the true pro strategy
Can we find the time to talk about based Benintendies?
>>76933609
Negative you are a meat Popsicle.
>>76933621
>based
he sucks that kid SUCKS total bust, any other questions
why is translator pitching against us tonight???
I will be watching this game.
WHERE IS BEEBO?
>>76933630
>tfw calling Benintendies a bust.
>>76933659
provably bust don't think he hit even one ball out of the infield in june
hello I heard there was a giveaway
>>76933682
oh... you bet there's a give away.... *unzips*
A toast to absent friends:
beebo
brady's fan
japan cuteposter
rbo because fuck it
the guy who though the russians were bombing castle island.
cape cod league
remy hater
everyone else I forgot.
Not the D raper though.
Fuck him.
>>76933682
Hello yes you are eligible for the big giveaway.
>>76933695
I'm not absent
>>76933731
Hello pal. Sorry about the fuck him.
Fuck him though.
>>76933678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_jNObBGnw
Apologize.
i'm here to celebrate with my pals
>>76933831
SEE benintendi SUCKS even on fourth of july i guess he doesn't cared about this country :'''((((((
>>76933820
>1 month + 1 hours ago
not this month
>>76933731
hi draper
>>76933871
>Benintendies sucks
>>76933897
Hey pal
>>76933871
You know who fucking sucks?
DANIEL NAVA
DANIEL NAVA FUCKING SUCKS I HOPE THEY SEND HIS ASS ON ROCKET AND SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCK AT THE MOST RAGGEDY ASSED ASTEROID IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
>>76933880
http://www.masslive.com/redsox/index.ssf/2017/07/andrew_benintendi_boston_red_s_40.html
Apologize again.
Interesting move by the Rangers to make Koji a starter, seems to be working though
why is koji pitchign
can someone explain this to me
how did abad get a save
I though Darvish-chan was pitching
>>76933978
>>76933990
You ignorant racists thats Dice-K
meme hitting machine
>>76934005
He saved a 14 run lead
>>76933871
APOLOGIZE
>>76934025
Remember when Rick the Dick sucked and could blow a 14 run lead?
>>76934043
SEE SOMEONE ELSE THINKS BENINTENDIES IS BASED!
>>76934055
No, this is my first year being a lifelong Red Sox fan
LINSANITY 2.0
REDDICK ON SUICIDE WATCH
OMFG
>koji pitching to himself
WTF
Translator-kun is going to be the best third baseman this year for the red sox
>>76934136
old poest
Why is Bitch Boreland still here?
>>76934167
*backs out of tranny porn tab to post* hey, don't talk about my cousin this way
>>76934167
he is a gold glove first baseman
>>76934176
And?
wtf why do they keep double stealing
They arent playing baseball the RIGHT way tbqh with you Joe
>>76934200
And?
>>76934185
the red sox should keep gold glove defenders when their offensive is sub par
>>76934200
Because the other team is doing such a shit job that Vazquez can steal 3rd.
what mid tier pitcher will dombrowski trade devers for at the deadline this year
>>76934231
pomeranz is an ELITE pitcher
>>76934248
answer my quesstion or giveaway is cancelled
>>76933337
>>76933348
did anyone see these, just realized someone made them
>>76934256
give me a minute
i need to find my phone so i can call dombrowski to ask him
i went to newbury port but they didn't do fireworks
>>76934276
one minute has passed where did you go
>>76934290
it's ringing
>>76934298
hurry it up
why not just intentionally walk two batters then get a triple play to keep pitch count down
>>76934304
i left a voice mail
he didn't pick up
rookie mookie
>>76934265
Thanks for noticing
Haha i love you mookie
>>76934340
haha
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>76934349
calm down they're still behind
what is the safest way to buy a h**ker for someone as a surprise gift without them knowing
holy moly guerin what a HOTTIE
>>76934444
Cap of blue shirt plz.
>>76934461
she's more patriotic than you
WHERE IS EVERYBODY GO
>>76934410
Why the fuck would you buy someone a hacker? Are you going to give them 800gbps as a present? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>76934470
Um I'll fucking kill you?
You stupid? Wanna die?
>>76934504
you can't do anything because you never followed through with anythign in your life
>>76934504
>>76934538
DELETE
>>76934514
BULLSHIT I MADE A FUCKING BIG GIVEAWAY THREAD JUST LIKE I FUCKING SAID I WOULD.
>>76934555
yeah, like ten days early,
dont forget to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/13338929
>>76934569
i forgot
>>76934564
:(
>>76934569
>I'm still the only one to vote for our girl
wtf???
>>76934599
Eck wasn't on the poll??
>>76934603
Pedro > Eck commentary.
>>76934613
I cant even understand pedro
Why is everyone at each others throats? WE are 1st place going into July. No major injuries, No systemic pitching issues. Why are you all screaming at each other?
Yo wheres the guy that came to /nba/ and talked shit
neighbors been lighting off fireworks for the last 3 hours straight STILL
i blows my mind how somebody can have that many fucking fireworks and the desire to light them all off for that much time
What the fuck is this National League shit
>>76934620
Really? His English is just as good as Papi's. You know who I can't fucking understand. The post game reporter who says shit like GAREBEBSEKBJBKJEWRJBEWKJRBR with the gravely voice and they somehow answer him.
>>76934650
his english is ozzie guillen tier desu
i thought darvish is good
Stop hitting bloop singles please
>>76934642
alcohol
>>76934693
ok they stopped
>>76934675
Pedro fact. When the scouts first went down to see him they told his mother.
"He is too skinny, too weak, no speed, no range, no heart and doesn't have a killer instinct, he will never go to the show. Send him to work at a factory instead. He will never be as good as Ramon. Only one son will play in the big leagues"
>>76934693
i'll go tell them to strike out instead
>>76934731
is that you pedro
>>76934750
OK YOU KNOW WHAT
I TRIED TO WORK THROUGH THIS BUT ALL YOU DO IS START SHIT. I AM A MAJOR PART OF THE NESN COMMUNITY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. SO YOU NEED TO JUST ACCEPT THAT AND STOP WITH THE AGGRESSION. I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU FIRST SHOT AT GIVEAWAY NUMBER 1 AS A PEACE OFFERING BUT NO, YOU WANT TO BE SOME SORT OF STOCHASTIC OSCILLATOR FOR THE COMMUNITY DYNAMIC OF THE THREADS.
>>76934787
you backstab first
>>76934787
>>76934800
in fact all betrayed me first
>>76934800
>>76934809
I don't need a degree in abnormal psychology or be a trained psychotherapist to know that ANYTHING I do will NEVER be enough. Just let it go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00L0ed_Z7hA
>>76934826
admit that all you didn't ever appreciate me, said mean things about my poests unprovoked, and mayde many other further betrayals
>>76934731
they werent wrong
>>76934846
1. I always appreciated you.
2. "Mean" is objective. I never knowingly used hurtful language.
3. I stand by my actions. I have the strength of my beliefs. Maybe if you did as well you would find the world a less hurtful place.
Drops mic.
WHAT A FUCKIGN PLAY
they acted lke that play was amazing but it wasn't that good
HOLY FUCK OMFG
WOW
It was a good catch calm down Dave sheesh why did they fire Don
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW V2.0
Maybe if Napoli doesn't like benintendies catching the ball he should hit it where he can't catch it. Did he ever think of that?
>People think Chickentendies isn't elite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y
Damn Benny Tendies has a vertical.
Happy Freedoms Day you yankee shits!
>>76934871
you read thread https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75974132/ and underwstand what you all did you did it
Ok big giveaway number 1. Autographed p*** brother image. Signed by beebo himself.
7 gets it.
>>76934871
>>76934911
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75974132/#q75977310
wow i never saw someone treated so badly
>>76934924
do not deliver prize instead throw it in trash after my seven
>>76934935
damn offbytwos
i am found image
>>76934924
do i get to choose the image
If I wanted to watch a team repeatedly hit soft singles, I'd watch my second favorite team, the SF Giants
tbqh with you Joe I never liked giveaways
BASED NINTENDO
>>76934953
You get to WIN the image!
It has already been done beeb.
>>76934962
hehe
DOOD
HE
CAN
DO
EVERYTHING
Thank god, I was going into a coma
WOW,
OMG
>>76934962
Apologize.
get fucked darvish you slanty eye paddygger
>>76934962
apologise
OMFG.
OMFG.
Will tendies get the cycle?
Damn, Red Sox just take it in turns to carry the team.
Betts with 8RBIs the other day
Pedroia last night
Tonight its all about Tendies
Run Support is finally coming together, fuck our low HR output.
>>76935005
>our
>has watched three games this year
>>76935005
Who are you tbqh with you joe?
Tbbf?
>>76935017
I'm calling recent games dickbag, I watch every UK televised Sox game. And stream the rest if possible.
>>76935030
angerey
>>76935022
No different forensic linguistics.
>>76935022
bpbf
>>76934962
apologize NOW
>>76935017
Who is this semen demon
>>76935030
Wow rude.
10 pm: still no draper apology
>>76935047
hazel mae
>>76935047
Please dont talk about my sister like that.
>>76935045
Can't make me
>>76935047
Delete this Date Raper.
>>76935053
He is in over on Blue Hill ave drinking mad dog 20/20 and phoneposting.
beebo should I give tbhanon the beebo auto for his first 7????
You know what
>>76935095
everyone rolled but no won one
>>76935133
You have to respond to the post.
ok you won.
This is official signed by the official beebo. Don't sell at the pawn shop ok.
Very big gift to start out.
tbqh with you Joe I'd rather just get some snickers at the dollar store than a beebo sig
>>76935184
So you want to get fired by stealing from your place of employment?
>>76935146
lol i'm very glad to have this just hope no one else saved since it's mine haha
>>76935146
can i save it even though i didn't win
>>76935224
no i alread said no>>76935222
>>76935222
>>76935224
Ok just for one (1) local copy ok?
No frame or ebay ok?
>>76935231
sorry
I'll delete it right away
>>76935146
This meme is stale tbqhwyj
>>76935219
tbqh with you Joe I do not appreciate slights and insults to both my professional and public life
Please delete this comment, and send me a private DM with a sincere apology, no more than 100 characters long, by the end of this inning.
Is Boston a racist city or is this an E!SPN meme
>>76935245
pedo brother has posted
>>76935247
All things in time brother.
We haven't sorted anything out here in the last 5 years but you want to jump to the head of the line. rifk. Maybe. but not tonight.
>bustgartz
>>76935259
please respond to the right post
>>76935281
i responed to the EXACTLY the post i meant to
>>76935256
dumb espn peanuts fake news dont believe them literal cnns brother fucking peanuts
>>76935281
rifk
>>76935292
haha
>>76935256
Niggers just can't handle the banter desu
>>76935304
>N******
wtf delete this immediately
>>76935304
wtf that language is uncalled for, delete this we're better than this
dumb peanut
Time for a single
>>76935310
I can't. pls don't message the mod.
Digits and tendies gets the cycle tonight
Does anyone know what happened with David Price and based Eck? Does Price know based Eck is calling the game tonight? Is Price just a whiny bitch who should shut the fuck up and pitch and count his millions of dollars?
>>76935322
I AM the mod idiot
>>76935329
David bitched at him on the plane because he called Erod's rehab start in pawtucket horrible. (Which it was)
>>76935322
i am the mod (janitor) idiot
Apologize for trying to get me to apologize
>>76935325
You mean these digits?
Is pedroia upset
>>76935377
yea what's mookie and pedroia long faces for
they don't like when rookie does things
>>76935370
The real Kyle was never this vindictive
Did someone save that picture of pedroia being mad
>>76935392
What happened right before they showed him being mad?
>>76935413
cummies davis was talking to him and mookie after benintendi single
>>76935349
backstorey ?
Why are there all blue and shiny stars and red stripes on everything? Is today Donald Trump's birthday?
>>76935509
literally who
Ok next givaway. Gary and Charlie Moore pic.
eckersley baseball conspiracy
Excellent job NESN, top quality stuff right there.
>>76935580
me seven
>>76935508
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/columnists/steve_buckley/2017/07/buckley_instead_of_being_angry_at_dennis_eckersley_david
As the anon said before it was something Eck said about Erod's rehab start. But I don't think it was in Pawtucket, it was in double-a Portland.
The Rangers are not very good tbqh with you Joe.
>>76935613
apologize once for every single rangers fans poster in this thread
>>76935630
Quite frankly, because the entire thread is anonymized outside of Kyle, it is an possibility with the lack of information on my end to estimate the true number of Rangers posters in this thread.
For that reason, I must express my sincere apologies that I am incapable of fulfilling these duties. Please find it within yourself to understand.
Thank you and wishing you well tbqh with you Joe,
Anon
>>76935580
did i win yet
>>76935670
i'll give you apeek into some numbers from my datamining : 0
(zero)
rangers posters itt or on SP since they are like a milion games behind
>>76935685
Rangers are my second favorite team
>>76935704
Kyle wtf
>>76935704
wtf d(ate) raper
god bless america
desu anon gimme music
>>76935755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0jueiOZH4w&list=PLL9M4FKA1Gc4A0zPRXbCoCqO5HUW8Vbhl&index=3
Very good job farrell way to keep him in to get injured very nice
>>76935789
*pinche runs sale*
>price ded
>>76935797
GOOD
>>76935759
nice
>>76935797
being ded is good
>>76935818
nice
>>76935800
dubs confirm
>>76935834
GOOD
i was watching a documentary about white people living in the slums in africa
>>76935864
could have just made a doc about gentrification in the US and saved the plane trip desu
>>76935879
no because... well, you have to understand intersectionality and identity politics, which you don't
>>76935890
you're poop and I will flush you down the toilet
>>76935900
white people can be ok SOMETIMES
>>76935904
only when they pay reparations.
>>76935922
HELL yeah
fuck the cycle tbqh
HOLY SHIT
He did it again
BENINTENDI
BJBJ
AHAHHAHAH
WHY
looks like the fireworks show started early
DOOD
WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION ITSELF
KYLE
A-P-O-L-O-G-I-Z-E
Is this a home game lol
>>76935958
umm really late actually
/a/stros!
Baseball is boring and it's for idiots
>>76936048
pardon me, what are you doing in my thread?
>>76936067
being an idiot is good, retard
This is why you only come in during 11 run games, Blaine
>>76936073
being a retard is good
c-collapse?
>>76936067
Is there a city in Costa Rica which baseball is the most popular sport and where everone hates soccer?
is laptop really safe for your lap
what about micrwave your balls
>>76936068
Rooting for rangers comeback
>>76936079
yeah... but he doesn't know that...
>>76936085
i don't think that's how microwaves work
>>76936082
Some place where there is a majority of Nicaraguans or perhaps in the propincia of Limon
>>76936094
what aout electromagnets or cellular
>>76936089
wtf
>>76936089
wtf
>>76936103
i don't know how microwaves work
>>76936112
because latpot does all these things
>>76936112
three and half minutes for popcorn. 2 for a bean and cheese burrito.
easy peasy.
>>76936139
trash food expert has posted
>>76936145
5 star meal in texas tbqh with you Joe.
>>76936145
no. wrapper go in trash. food go in mouth. dumb dumb.
>>76936139
>three and half minutes for popcorn
doesn't your microwave have a popcorn button
>>76936156
>trash
>your mouth
explain to me the difference
>>76936161
Please don't tell me you've been putting your garbage in your mouth
>>76936159
it does but it scares me. how can a machine be that smart?
>>76936172
not mine yours and not in but coming out
>>76936172
yes i have proudly
when did they trade hembree to tecas
>>76936203
texas ran out of pitchers so they asked if they could borrow one of ours
>>76936230
>ours
what position
>>76936175
It's asian
>>76936240
im pablo sandoval
>>76936279
fucking g*ks
COLLAPSE
OH NO
THROW STRIKES WTF
just end it already
>>76936335
okay i did
>>76936386
great thanks
>big giveaway thread
>1 (one) giveaway
lame
>>76936441
>this mad you didnt win anything