LGTSS

>being out of europe in fucking july
>scottish football

>the state of scottish football
Should just end their league and play in english sunday league desu

>this team haven't scored a European goal since 1981

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

WHY DID WE FALL FOR THE FUCKING PORTUGESE MANAGER MEME

monitoring this thread

>>76929268
>forgetting about Dado Prdo

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>losing against a Luxemburg team

William Wallace died for this.

>>76929269
Top kek that image

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and breath

>sevco 5088

RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA
RANGERS CACA

WHICH PART OF PROGRES NIEDERCORN ARE YOU FROM LADS?

>>76929196
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

that's our league now confirmed as League of Ireland tier. embarrassing

sad day

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

>rags

>>76929475

Hey our teams win games in Europe. Dundalk nearly made knockout stage of EL last year

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Who can stop them?

>>76929268

You know they've made it to the CL group stage since then...

Why the fuck do I put up with this shite every season? Oh yeah, because I'm not a tim.

>>76929521
im talking about Progres moron.

how could you possibly not grasp that?

tfw Rangers were liquidated and for this

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>>76929526
yeah, you're a fat smelly hun instead


HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>76929550
his country is too busy regressing as a society to get it.

>>76929268

The goal in 1981 was their one and only goal before tonight. And every time they have played against shit tier first qualifying round teams. Literally part timers.

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>>76929566
Do you not have anything better to do with your life than obsesses over a club you "hate"? Proof we'll always be the establishment club in Scotland no matter how shite we are.

Caixinha will win the next three Scottish Premier Leagues, and one Europa League

THEY WERE THE FOURTH PLACED TEAM IN THEIR LEAGUE LOL

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>>76929601
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

>>76929605

That's if he survives the next couple days.

Is this more or less embarrassing than Celtic losing to that team from Gibraltar?

>>76929344
William Wallace won the European Cup with Celtic, genuinely.

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>SCOTTISH FOOTBALL

No seriously, how do you get knocked out by literal part timers? It's not a fluke either because St Johnstone lost at home to Traku FK who finished second in the Lithuanian league. Genuinely struggling to gage what level the Scottish league is outside of Celtic.

>>76929655
Far more

Christ, this has to be one ot the worst club football results in Western history.

>>76929655
Celtic won the overall tie, rangers didn't even do that

>>76929670
unironically conference level. amazing that its still professional considering the skill level

>Sign the worst Portuguese manager in existence
>Expect results

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>76929655
way, way, way more embarrassing. it's one of the most embarrassing results in European football history

this team hadn't scored a European goal in 36 years before this tie

>>76929670
Outside of Celtic? Probably the equivalent of English/German third tier.

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Looks like Rangers didn't ... progress ... to the next round.

>>76929715
>Sign the worst Portuguese manager in existence
It's CAIXINHA, not COSTINHA

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>>76929196

*blocks your path*

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>rangers fans

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-fan-who-confronted-scott-10350980

>>76929196

To be fair, they've got a decent 50-50 record in Europe P2 W1 L1

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>>76929196
>britcucks blown the fuck out

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>dad started calling >us sevco during the match

Glad I was born just in time to witness the banter years lads

>>76929670
>>76929705
judging it by the teams performances in europe is misleading. they always choke badly in europe. and it doesnt help that these ties are at the start of july before pre-season.

there was still over 50 internationals playing in the league last season, the vast majority of them outwith Celtic and Rangers. it's way above conference standards.

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Fuck you Jack you hun cunt

>>76929743

Thank you based Luxembourg

Sincerely,

The Rest of Scotland

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YOU NOW REMEMBER THE RANGERSFAG FROM A WEEK AGO

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76642115/#76642684
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76642115/#76642684

READ THE FUCKING REPLY CHAIN

>>76929762
>gets captaincy
>leaves for a ''better team''

>>76929762
Its not dark until 10/11pm in Scotland in July lol

>Think they can challenge Celtic
>Think they can challenge Aberdeen

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, you'll be lucky to be in the top 6 this season you dirty hun cunts!

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>>76929802
Yeah dirty hun fuck left for a worse team

COYR

>>76929802
Tansey is a better player, hopefully we keep McLean aswell.

> thread about Rangers
> they got knocked out by a literal who team
> a literal who team from fucking LUXEMBOURG
I can't find a proper reaction face to post here.

>>76929832
Aye, >we can't afford to lose anyone else in this window

>>76929802
Jack is fucking horseshit. He spends most of his time injured and the 4 games he does play, 3 of them he spends sideways passing and forgetting how to backtrack, the stupid dopey fuck.

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>>76929839
found it.

>>76929801
I'll be visiting your country next month btw, gib tips for restaurants and nightlife in Yerevan.

>rags

Is MLS unironically a better league than Scotland's prem?

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Christ almighty.

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>>76929839
Let me help ye oot there pal

>>76929874
Without a doubt, yes.

>>76929874
Oh god yeah, it's not even questionable.

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Can someone explain this please?

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>>76929839

might this work?

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>>76929351
>its only banter man has a twitter

NICE

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>>76929888
>joint MUFC and Chelsea fan

that's worse than losing to Proges Niedercorn I reckon

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>>76929839

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>>76929839

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>>76929839

>>76929874
Outside of celtic probably, although your fans are a bit try hard for my liking.

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>>76929911
Quality player

Moved to S.Korea for a new challenge. Don't grudge him, he was good for >us

If only this man was a Rangers fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i35obkLO54

>>76929911
Money, plus a fondness for Dag meat

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>>76929839

Some Welsh team just progressed in the CL and Rangers are out! Is Welsh Prem now better than SPL?

>>76929868
I'm not a degenerate, I don't go to restaraunts and night clubs

Anything else you're interested in?

>>76929888
The BBC spends more on Gary Lineker's makeup than on Scottish football

>>76929874
has been for 5 or 6 years comfortably

>>76929874

Absolutely, yes.

I'm a fan of Scottish football, and hold a season ticket for a club that is neither Celtic nor Rangers, those two clubs have ruined Scottish football because of their selfishness.

They refuse to let any other Scottish club pose a challenge to their dominance, there have been plenty chances to change the game for the better, but that would upset the balance of power.

And of course, they then proceed to complain that Scottish football isn't competitive enough and that's why they continually suck in Europe.

Honestly, I think most Scottish football fans would gladly see the two of them fuck off to England like they want to.

>>76929999
checked

>>76929995
Prostitutes?

>>76929999
Good get!

>>76929959
have you ever watched/suffered through a K League game? There is a reason they let you bring in your own soju.

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>>76929839

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SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>76929995
you don't have any friends, do you?

>>76930006
what team?

>>76929999

this is probably pretty close to the truth desu

>>76929995
I don't like fun

T. Poltard

>>76929351

This a parody

>>76929986
EL first QR is harder than CL first QR though
CL first QR is literally the 8 weakest federation champions

But in this particular case, yes, Rangers got the 4TH team from LUXEMBOURG, that's worse than the Welsh team

>>76930031

Hibs, and i'm loving tonight, this almost rivals 21/05/16

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>>76930025

>>76930016
>booze and shit football
just like scotland he'll feel right at home

>>76930031
Motherwell probably

>>76930043
Spotted the degen.

>>76930006
>They refuse to let any other Scottish club pose a challenge to their dominance, there have been plenty chances to change the game for the better, but that would upset the balance of power.
Wit the fuck are you on? Firstly, do you not remember when Aberdeen were pretty dominant under Alex Ferguson? And what would you want us to do, just not sign the best players we can so that the game can be fairer? Fuck off, go back to watching St Mirren or whoever.

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>Fucking Luxembourg
Good job you Scottish wankers.

>>76929995
Monuments? Day trips?

>tfw Basset was right all along to rely on LUXEMBOURG

>>76930012
No of course
>>76930027
Not true
>>76930043
I like fun, except I find fun in intellectual activities and shitposting, not in primal autism
>>76929868
Btw, I can give you a guide on how to differentiate between jews and Armenians, there are some cryptojews living here but for a foreigner all Armenians look like jews too.

>>76930091
t. fat wanker from Livingston who support Celtic

it's you and all the gloryhunters fault we're shit at football

>>76930064
glad you're back
hamilton can fuck off

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>tfw Rangers fan in a family of Inverness CT fans (I am a bandwagoner)
>tfw I had been depressed when Rangers got depressed and attempted suicide
>dad and brother just made fun of me
>said if I killed myself I'd come back as 'Sevco Anon'
>now they are making fun of me again
>dad keeps asking if I 'Niedercorn on the cob to wipe my tears'
>brother is singing pro IRA songs
>tfw I am already suicidal and rangers keep making it worse

>most teams in Europe only just started their training camp for next season
>Rangers already managed to get themselves eliminated from all European competitions

think about this for a second

>literally signing "Lalo" Herrera and Carlos "Gullit" Peña

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76930091
Probably after the old 80/20 gate receipt split that helped out smaller clubs, and a 18 team league again when Scottish teams were still getting to the latter stages of European competitions in the 80's.

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Northern England should enter in euro competitions with certain teams

>>76930135
>tfw Rangers fan in a family of Inverness CT fans (I am a bandwagoner)

stopped reading here. absolutely fucking pathetic. PATHETIC!

>>76930135
>tfw Rangers fan in a family of Inverness CT fans (I am a bandwagoner)
Shame of the Highlands

>>76929874
Yes and honestly so are leagues like Japan, China, and even fucking Saudi Arabia.

Scotland is probably on par with the Swedish or the Austrian league.

>>76930130
Livingston is a new town created from post war Glasgow overspill, most folk still follow the teams their grandparents followed. Annoying but true.

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What's up Rangers?

Need a corn?

>>76930123
I didn't get two university degrees, professional standing to waste my life not demeaning hookers from the developing world and have a good time out with the lads. But hey, that's just me and my problems.

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so humble

EVERYBODY HATES


ROMAN

CATHLOICS

>>76930104

>tfw he went into critical condition after defoe signed for bournemouth

should be done for murder

>>76930130
>glory hunter
Aye, that's why I've been going to see Rangers all my life and went to every match bar 4 in in the last 5 years.

>>76930226
How fucking bad must they have played if they lost to that?

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>>76930239
Almost spelled those words right hun, you're certainly making........ PROGRESS.

>>76930258
why did you support them in the first place?

because your a gloryhunting wank.

pipe doon

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>>76930226
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>76930226
fixed it

Don't worry lads we can now focus on finishing 3 points behind Aberdeen

>>76930349
Fuck modern football.

>>76930226
thats adorable 2bh

>>76930226
Seeing this now after the match makes the loss so much more humiliating for Rangers kek

A team, with a fanbase consisting of what seems like elementary schoolers who made that sign as part of a school project, from fucking Luxembourg and not even the champions of Luxembourg, who probably have all real jobs and will now get in trouble with their bosses because they have to unexpectedly take time off for the two legs in the 2nd round as well, proved to be better than the record Scottish champions.

What's even the point of this farce anymore, just dissolve your club Rangers.
End the suffering.

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Top man

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>>76930116
Go to a random church (any church, they are all the same), Tatev is a good idea, they have the longest cable car in the world, nice view from there
July 23 this year is the Vardavar day, you don't have to visit anything, it's everywhere, kids that are going to get you wet are behind every corner and on every balcony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqwtQXgLoL0 it's a shame if you'll miss that
Temple of Garni for a budget ancient Greece (check if there are some pagan holidays in the time of your trip, maybe you can be just in time to embrace autism)
You can climb some mountains if you're into that
Sevan lake is an interesting place to swim because it's fucking freezing there even in the summer
Lovers Park is a meme place, it's literally occupied by drag queens and fags, so you can laugh at their misery there
>>76930212
>two university degrees
You are not the brightest guy, aren't you?

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Who /lifelong/ here?

>>76930411
>agent caixinha

>>76930407
They've dissolved it before, the old rangers were liquidated in 2012

>>76930293
Because my family have supported them since before WW1.

so who's favourite for the rangers job now that pedro will be chased out of town?

But why did you even decide to come here?
>inb4 he has a hatefetish for jews but doesn't want to fuck an actual jew

>>76930448
woeful excuse.

end yourself glortyhunter

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Jesus fucking Christ

>>76930293
>gloryhunting
Is there any glory to be hunted with this team?

>>76930460
Moyes

>>76930407
british and EU courts would probably even approve of it, but the pope and trump would intervene and push for rangers to be moved to MLS...

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Based Lustig

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>>76930504
err...

>>76930460
Moyes

>>76930520
He was a rangers supporter when he was young

>>76930473
Top kek, I think it's time for you to accept you're wrong.

>>76930460
What's Billy Davies up to these days?

>>76930460

alex mcleish

>>76930511
Rangers wouldn't stand a chance in MLS.

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What a time to be alive

>>76930460
Big Sam™

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>>76929344
>having your managerial position stolen from you, by way of aquatic murder

William Wilton died for this.

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Stuart mccall

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I was in Manchester when their drunken, violent, thieving, racist fans trashed the place, singing songs about obscure Dutch wars in the 1600s.

This result couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of fans!

Literally roaring with laughter!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76929657
Jesus, it's actually true, a cunt called William Wallace won the European Cup

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Looks like it was fun in the away end.

>>76930688
You could literally make a reaction of every face in this picture.

>>76930413
I'll probably visit Sevan and some churches then. Infrastructure looks bad outside the capital.

>>76930755
But that's true for any picture

>Losing to the 4th best team in Luxemburg

Should just liquidate the club again, embarrassment for Scottish football

>>76930768
>>76930471
Also answer the (You) without a (You)

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They're abusing the team leaving the stadium, hope wee Pedro's OK.

>>76930349
Forgot to change date founded

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>>76930829
top fucking kek

fuck the huns

>>76930829
Can't be as bad as the time Villa went away somewhere in the cup and played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSHIy5-qSM4&feature=youtu.be

>>76929196
>w-w-w-we'd qualify for Europe in England h-h-honest

Do you know what's funny, about 1000 of them will have booked a holiday to see them play in Cyprus for the next round.

>rags

In other news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40484191

>only able to score 1 goal against a team from San Marino
>Ulster Rangers

>>76930889
Villa got knocked out of the EL qualifiers by Rapid 2 years in a row. That's West Ham levels of embarrassment, these people should be used to it by now.

>>76930954
>Celtic going to a prostant club in the week that they match around in silly outfits
It's going to be hilarious

>>76930965
West Ham were worse to be fair.

>losing to the same Romanian nobody club two years running

>>76931000
Let's not forget how the first time out West Ham were taken to penalties the round previous by Birkirkara from the footballing hotbed of Malta.

>>76930940
They only won in the end, instead of watching an AIDS game they'll actually go swimming
But the entire idea of people scheduling their holidays like this is worrying, a fucking draw dictates their holiday location (and it's more than likely to be a shit one)

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>>76931000
>the city of West Ham

>Niederkorn (Luxembourgish: Nidderkuer) is a town in the commune of Differdange, in south-western Luxembourg. The town has a population of 1,872.

1,872 people. Rangers lost to a club from a town with 1,872 people.

1,872 people.

I did not forget any 'k' in that number.
Literally 1,872 people.

Although some old guy probably died happily from a heart attack after the match, so it's actually just 1,871 people now.

>>76930971
kek, seething huns in northern ireland will literally murder the celtic team after this

>>76931040
what the fuck am i supposed to be looking at in this image?

>>76931080
Upsets I think.

But it's horrendously laid out.

>>76931080
Evidence that the top 4 league teams (except the elites) are not powerhouses at all
This is used against against people who claim that Englel might as well enter 10 teams in the CL and they'll pass the qualifiers

>>76930905
Rangers wold be a champions league team if we played in England.

I'm not saying our current squad is good enough for that. Realistically in the current squad only Kenny Miller, Niko Kranjcar, Jordan Rossiter are champions league quality, the rest aren't there yet.

But the fact is we would have the most fan income in the league and the Premiership would be forced to give us the most TV money because Rangers fans command higher incomes due to societal status (most Rangers fans have really good jobs, Ibrox is the only stadium where you'll get a Civil Engineer, a Climate Scientist, a Doctor, a Painter and a Teacher all in a row) and most Rangers fans are willing to protest if the league treats us badly.

It wouldn't an instant thing but the fact is, players would prefer to play for Rangers over Arsenal, Chelsea etc due to our size. Especially South Asians who have given several surveys in which they admit Glasgow is better than London, so we'd get the up and coming Asian footballers.

@76931122
If anyone genuinely replies to this, they need sectioning.

>>76931122
>Realistically in the current squad only Kenny Miller, Niko Kranjcar, Jordan Rossiter are champions league quality
> abloke who played for the worst ever prem team is champions league quality

>>76931122
>most Rangers fans have really good jobs
they >>76930688 sure look and behave like doctors to me

>>76931147
see
>>76931146

It's the most blatant troll ever.

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>>76931122
>Rangers wold be a champions league team if we played in England.

Why are Huns this fucking delusional?

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>the city of sevco

sorry im late, just got back from the local smackden

https://mobile.twitter.com/6inaRowHereWeGo/status/830271439026655233/video/1

>>76931122
FUCKING LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF

silly hun cunt.

>>76931062
>1872

how appropriate

>>76931062
Ironically 1872 is the year in which the first Rangers Football Club was founded.

Notably that club died in 2012 and this awful, awful thing which now parades itself as "Rangers", keeps bouncing from abject failure to abject failure.

Spent a fortune this season too. Could end up going the same way as the first club if they're not careful...

>>76931112
Well, a relegation-tier Leicester topped a CL group and eliminated Sevilla when they were 3rd in leliga

It really depends on who cares about the competition in question

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>BEAT BY A FUCKIN TAX EVADER

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>>76931245
>>76931249
its like poetry, it rhymes

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who /philmcmadeupname/ here?

>>76931122
I was ready to call you a stupid cunt after that first line, but the rest is actual comedy gold, (You) are a good lad

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>>76931122
>champions league quality

https://soundcloud.com/gamsportsounds/paolo-amodio-progres
The man is almost crying at the end

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>Rangers will now overspend to try rebuild even more and end up dying again
>The The Rangers will start in League 2 by 2019

>>76930829
>standing in a bush shouting at fans

pedros not going anywhere

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>>76931122

>scientists, teachers and engineers

>>76931322
A bunch of cunts and meme players from Mexico and Portugal that no one's heard of.

>aye but he's goat a tan an a fancy name.

>>76931317
is that luxembourgish?

lol no offense, but it sounds like retarded german

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DON'T STOP ME NOOOOWWWWWWW

>>76931322
these players were bought with the season ticket income, they were banking on full house sellouts through the qualifying rounds and group stages to fill their accounts back up.

survived on loans from board members at the end of this season, they are actually fucked but refuse to live within their means and accept their level.

they're really going to do it again

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

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>>76931322
>The The Rangers

the keks keep on rolling

Do you think green boots would have helped?

>>76931366
Thought that was Dutch, always sounds like drunk language to me,

>>76931388
>Big Hoose 3: Ibrox Boogaloo II

>>76931366
Because that's essentially what it is (but they do have this weird Minett accent)
https://soundcloud.com/gamsportsounds/emilio-lobo-progres

>>76931355
Are these engineers looking to fix the The Rangers team bus?

https://twitter.com/Mac08721612/status/882347661927567361

if Rangers win the upcomig season, we can finally admit

Lux >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scotland

>>76931491
no chance of that happening

>>76931467
They never fail to disappoint

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>>76931467
uppermost jej

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>>76931317
>>76931453
What are they saying? What they saying anyway?

>>76930829
Up to his knees in fenian shrubs lol

>>76931568
They're teh trainers from Nidderkuer and a reporter from a luxembourgish news-station is interviewing on whether they believed that this was even possible how they are feeling ,how they never stopped believing etc and they are singing songs in the background about how shit protestants are

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>>76931667

>>76931667
my sides

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>>76931667

>>76929670
well Hull and Birmingham just qualified for the EL group stages in recent years, and got 8 or 9 points each in said groups. So given that the second best team in Scotland, Aberdeen, haven't got there once in the last few years means they are probably top half League 1 quality.

And some of the bottom half teams are probably top 6 League 2 level

>>76931667
kek. did you come up with that yourself?

>>76931667

I don't get it

>>76931672

How are Luxembourgians reacting to this result?

>>76931818

Hull didn't get to the group stages mate.

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>>76931667
>sixty-seven

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The Rangers FC

2011 - 2017

RIP

>>76931829
rangers have a famous sectarian song with the line "we're up to our knees in fenian blood"

>>76929743
Scottish people make it very clear they don't want to be British

so Scotcucks BTFO

>>76931858

Thanks mate

>>76931820
Yes, a rare funny thought.

>>76931867
>sevco fans
>dont want to be british

can you just take your utter idiocy and fuck off neighbour? you arent needed here.

>>76931818
You've confused Hull with Wigan.

Hull blew it in the play-off round.

Can't believe Rangers got knocked out Europe after losing to Progres Niederkorn.

If you are wondering who they are, they're a small and recently formed team from Scotland.

>>76930006
>Honestly, I think most Scottish football fans would gladly see the two of them fuck off to England like they want to.

no fucking thanks

>>76931927
Wigan never had to qualify for the group stage, they were there automatically

Quote "One of the biggest moments for Luxembourgish football"
News stations are reporting about "a shamefur dispray" from the scottish side and how one can never be too sure about victory

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mac08721612/status/882347661927567361/video/1

They're upset and surrounding the bus, probably want a lift home

>>76931952
Meant for >>76931832

>>76931952
I think "shameful display" is pretty strong words. Have you seen Rangers domestic form over the past few years? Tonight was a big improvement on how they normally play.

>>76931952
>"a shamefur dispray" from the scottish side

It's the absolute bottom of the barrel for scottish football. In 150 years of recorded history of organised competitive football, there has never been a worse result for any scottish team. No offence, of course. Everyone in Scotland that isn't a Rangers fan is in hysterics tonight.

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Great job, Rangers

>>76931932
>stealing shite tweets

Korn released a demo album in 1993 called Niedermayer's Mind.

Now it's just occurred to me that none of you kids will have any idea who Korn are/were.

>>76930624
Ayyy just seen your comment on the beeb too senpai

>>76932019
everyone over the age of 21 should know.

freak on a leash got extensive play on Kerrang in the mid 2000s

>>76931818

How is this in any way a relevant comparison?
Southampton flopped twice, West Ham flopped twice, Hull flopped, Wigan flopped. These Premiership teams in recent years failed to make group stages or failed when they automatically qualified despite being seeded. Plus many more if you care to go far back enough. The Aberdeen team of last season are probably a mid table Championship side

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>>76931987
If Celtic now just runaway with the league every season, maybe Scotland needs a meme comedy team to keeps everyone else laughing in unison.

Could Rangers fill those boots?

>>76932019
>Korn

I went to see them in 2000 when I was a 16 year old edgelord

The best part is that there is no way they can prevent Celtic from winning the 10 in a row that neither club has ever managed.

>>76932119
Doesn't count if Rangers weren't in the league for 4 of them

struggling to think of a worse result in recent European history.

Rangers weekly attendance is 50x the size of their town

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>>76932138
Nice try lad. History books won't show that though.

>>76932081
>16
>in 2000

HOWS IT GOING GRANDAD????

>>76932152
Celtic losing to Lincoln last season

>>76932138
>Rangers purposely killed themselves in order to make Celtic's inevitable10 in a row look less credible.

Really makes you think

>>76932174

You never leave, in case you thought otherwise.

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>>76930407
>will now get in trouble with their bosses because they have to unexpectedly take time off for the two legs in the 2nd round as well

>>76932066
Maybe. I don't know how anyone in Scotland can compete with them at the moment.

>>76932192
>win 5-1

how is that worse?

>>76932203

I'm also 33 (34 this year).

Seeing another "elder statesman" never makes me feel better about still being here. Rather, it's like bumping into your dad in a brothel.

>>76932246
>Rather, it's like bumping into your dad in a brothel.
Better than your mother

i'm 28

>>76930567
Perfect for the gig, he made an absolutely dogshite Forest team competitive and even got Derby into the Prem with an arguably worse side

>11 points tho

>>76932246
It gives me the slightly more comforting feeling that I'm not wasting my entire time here arguing with people that are half my age. It's probably about 85% of the time.

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>>76932192
'fraid not William.

>>76931317
>R A R E F L A G

Barthel would be proud

Paddy power have just tweeted they are paying out on celtic winning the league already, 1/50, big winnings for someone

>>76931984
the state of scottish football right now is kind of sad, Celtic is so superior to anyone else despite being far worse on the european stage than it was even just 5-10 years ago


i fear every league outside of the top 5 (including France because they seem on the upswing) will soon enough stop being competitive at all in a few years

>>76929196
CAN'T STOP PROGRES

>>76932557
Well it's your fault for making it nigh on impossible for any club outwith the big 5 to qualify, 4spaces in the champions league automatically to them, hogging all the money.

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top lel

>>76932637
fresh pedro memes for the next 3 months

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Worst defeat in the 5 years of the club's history.

>>76932598
hey m8 i didn't make those rules
i wholeheartedly agree actually, the new rule is bullshit and we won't be sending anyone competent for that 4th spot anyway, we'll just lose more ground in the coefficent and hurt our already very feeble chance of getting back to the very top
anyway it's a trend that started a long while ago, you surely can't blame it on the new system that's not even been implemented yet

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>>76932688
it just keeps happening

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>>76929839
The bomb is some team Lelembourg

>>76931942

Actually, fuck sending them to England, let them play each other every week and jerk off about how their rivalry is something that the rest of the world is jealous of

>>76932557
Scottish teams don't have the lucrative TV deals which most other big European leagues have. Scottish league winner gets just £2m, which is nothing compared to say the EPL relegation payment (£60-90m?).

Celtic will now regularly perform worse on the European stage as the gulf in finances continues to widen.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/spfl-languishing-16th-table-tv-9612185

https://mobile.twitter.com/LilZe7/status/882355700911026180/video/1 some rangers.tv highlights for anyone that missed the goals

>>76932798
>the EPL relegation payment (£60-90m?).
How does african leagues have so much money?

>>76932798
yeah that's the gist of it
if you think about it the same thing happened when money first started to matter in football and only club from big cities that filled huge stadiums were competitive
now only clubs from leagues that can attract huge viewers figures for TVs will be able to compete

i don't like it, but i guess it's inevitable

>>76932211

Celtic will romp the league again, another treble and unbeaten season for them is probably not too farfetched.

Of course, when they once again struggle in Europe, they'll complain that Scottish football isn't competitive. Following that, as soon as someone suggests a way to make Scottish football more competitive and less biased in favour of two certain clubs, they'll kick up a fuss and it'll be killed stone dead.

And then the cycle will repeat itself, over and over, until Scottish football dies a slow death as people proceed to stop giving a fuck

>>76932833
>that header on 63 minutes
How do you fucking miss that?

That is some appalling defending for the winner by the way.

>>76932746
Plus ça change!

>>76932833
>losing the to reserve burton albion

>>76932742

give them credit though, a 50% record in europe ain't too bad, right?

>>76932846
By fudging the date of birth on every single player transfer out.

>2 mediocre mexican players literally only moved to rangers for a chance to play in the europa league
>get knocked out before they have a chance to unpack their bags

Bahahaha thats what you get putos no one told you to leave

>>76932833
>three chances off the crossbar
god hates huns

>>76932872
>, they'll complain that Scottish football isn't competitive. Following that, proceed to buy up all the best players from all the other Scottish clubs

Fixed that for you

>>76932744
Just think it devalues the champions league name, more interesting seeing different teams competing that watching 4th in spain vs 3rd in Germany forevermore.

>>76932918

cheers pal, my mistake

>>76932918
Doesn't help when Scottish clubs have their best players nicked before 18 by the English clubs, then sell the rest on the cheap years later.

>>76932930
sure, but the new ruling just kind of takes notice of an already cemented situation
what's the last time there were any teams outside of the (at the time, according to UEFA rankings) top 5 in the last 8 of the CL? the year APOEL made their meme run probably

maybe it's time we do like the yanks and force some parity, but i'm not sure that would be an acceptable route for most football fans

>>76933030
>what's the last time there were any teams outside of the (at the time, according to UEFA rankings) top 5 in the last 8 of the CL?
This year. France haven't been top 5 for ages

>>76932872
>dies a slow death as people proceed to stop giving a fuck
>complain that Scottish football isn't competitive
Nope. They will (like last season) acknowledge they cannot financially compete with most European clubs - which leads to a gulf in caliber of player, experience, squad depth, performances, etc.

Domestic attendances have actually risen over the last decade, despite it being predominately a one horse race (and before this a two-horse race for decades). Scottish football isn't dying any time soon; yes qualifying teams will continue to be dwarfed financially in Europe (an external factor they can do nothing about) but the domestic game will continue as normal.

>>76933030
>>76933060
If you want a better answer, 12-13 with Galatasary

Burger here

Why do teams like Cardiff and Swansea play in the English league but not Rangers and Celtic?

>>76933124
Wales is legally part of the Kingdom of England

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>>76931122
>this delusion

>rags

>>76933124
When Swansea & other teams in Wales were formed, there was no Welsh league to join so their only option was England

>>76933124

Same reason why American, Australian and Argentine teams don't play in the PL. Her majesty only wishes to watch the best play at home while letting her colonies feed off the scraps and produce a little extra income for the Empire.

>>76933124
Scottish league was as strong as the English back when it was formed so no point.