Tampa Bay Devil Rays at Chicago Cubs
the buzzed drunk thread
Tampa Bay Rays
1. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Wilson Ramos (R) C
5. Trevor Plouffe (R) 1B
6. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
7. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
8. Peter Bourjos (R) CF
9. Chris Archer (R) P
Your Chicago Cubs
1. Jon Jay (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Ian Happ (S) CF
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Addison Russell (R) SS
9. Jon Lester (L) `P
Go Cubs!
GIVE BRYANT YOUR ENERGY
>>76928231
I want them to sit this one out. They don't deserve it, the way they've been playing.
>>76928260
Support your team blindly faget. Pragmatism like you're show is for the Democrats.
>>76928297
Democrats are the only ones who...
waitaminute, I'm drunk!
>>76928407
>Posting about /pol/
>Drunk
Typical
>>76928443
nazis don't like drink or fun
>No Cubs starter made the NL All star team
That's bad
>But Montero gets dumped to the Blue Jays
That's good
>But they also get cash as part of the deal
That's bad
>But the Cubs get a player in the trade.
That's good
>But the player is to be determined.
That' bad
>But the Blue Jays might also give cash too.
That's good
>But their cash is Canadian
....
>That's bad
>>76928496
That must mean all the Nazis are in the Who's gamethreads. DOH HO HO
I keep forgetting Heyward can hit this year.
LESTER DINGER
>>76928753
>pinger
Bryant needs AAA
>>76928830
I bet you think Rizzo needs to be traded too
TIME TO PANIC
>>76929245
I take that back
TIME TO FREAK OUT AND PUNCH PEOPLE
>win World Series
>1 starter in next years' All Star game
the Chicago Cubs
>fans
>>76929935
>caring about the all star game
>longoria
>LET'S
>GET
>SOME
>RUNS
>walking heyward
The cheekiest of bunts!
Send them all down to the minors!
This shitty ump's strike zone with Rizzo
THE FIX IS IN
Repeating digits for a walk off homer
>>76928843
Apologize
>Happ puns
>Happ walks
>Heyward hits a walk off homer
GOTCHA BITCH.
GO RAYS.