/tennis/ - Official Wimbledon Grand Slam Thread Day 2:

penko

>tfw you'll never lick her sweaty panties

Dat taint hair

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>>76927387

Disgusting

who is the lips

>>76937116
The hairy cunt of MaSha methinks

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>>76927387
>ywn have this view

pic is obviously shooped.

>roast solo tier meat flaps

>>76938130
>you will never be this celibate

>Ooooo
>Heya
>Ooooo
>Heya
>Ooooo

Vekic a cute

>>76927387
WHOA so thats what a vagina looks like

>>76927387
It's Day 3 though

>Kyrgios provoked widespread outrage in tennis when he was caught on camera at the Rogers Cup in Montreal telling the Swiss: "Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend. Sorry to tell you that, mate.”

>That was a reference to Thanasi Kokkinakis, Kyrgios’ Australian Davis Cup teammate and a close friend, while it subsequently emerged that the woman in question was Vekic, whom Wawrinka has been linked to romantically since he divorced his wife, Ilham.

Savage af

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konjuh wins wimbledon

>>76927402
Obsessed

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>this match will not end in your lifetime

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>Nth for you now realize masha would have won RG and Wimbly had she been entered into the draw

is this the record of most service games confirmed in wta history?

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Do you usually open

4chan.org/sp
or
4chan.org/sp/tennis

The patrician pick to watch before Mury gets Browned is Janowicz vs Pouille

>>76941817
/sp/

>>76941812
no way this arse is not shopped

>crowd upset that this Croatian qt isn't giving up against this nation-switcher

>>76941812
>that lordosis

>streambabbies still watching Konta/Vekic
the match ended like 5 minutes ago. Get a television.

K O N T A
O
N
T
A

>>76941817
I go through sp and watch if there is some other funny thread

>>76941817
/sp/catalog

>match point
>next serve is an ace
NOPE

>>76941817
i manually search for 'ten' and really only browse the general unless some other stupid non ten poster creates a ten related thread then sometimes ill shitpost there a few times

>>76941835
>paying for something you can watch for free online

>>76941749
Konjuh, not even close

DONNA BLEW IT

>>76941817
/tv/

is this official?

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Surprised how well Vekic played

>>76941845
internet isn't free pablo

She's crying ;__;

Roastie btfo

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Britain's Brave Johanna Konta!

I want to hug Donna though

>>76927387
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

comfort venkic guys

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>>76941825
>>76941834
nah. her ass is just thicc

>>76941858
its a necessity you were going to pay for it anyway

shit couple btfo

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Ya blew it, Vekic.

>>76941812
gud god that face

fuck konta, big nosed cunt

>>76941874
She will pull her giant beef flaps over her head

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Who /janowicz/ here?

>>76941889
for me its grigor dimitrov

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>>76941870
cant wait to see jelena blow her shit out

>>76941886
its a bad photo breh, her face was hand crafted by god - shes truly a perfect 10/10

>>76941889
Jack Sock

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SHES GONNA NEED LOTS OF THE CONSOLATION DICK TONIGHT

>>76941910
i thought croats had darker skin, like konjuhs. i know ten loves heredity memes - someone give me a quick rundown of vekic's

>>76941910
call the kokk

Nishikori can't stop throwing

CAN'T WACK THE STAKH

>>76941905
bit of a slav ratface but can't argue that body is PEAK female

>>76941889
>start watching tennis more actively around 2012/2013
>Janowicz has an epic Wimbly SF run
>favourite players quickly become Gulbis and Janowicz
>2016
>Gulbis and Janowicz are both outside the top 100
JUST

since then I've become wiser and the Coffin is now my favourite player

is wawrinka the best player that hasnt ever been #1?

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>>76941935
ostapenko

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>>76941943

>>76941935
Halep

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>>76941927
tfw no long gf

>>76941917
He probably left England already just like Kyrgios. They both lost in the first round. As expected. Sad.

>>76941935
Tsonga

>>76941935
Vilas

>>76941946
knowing that she has an RG trophy makes me feel so happy. good things do still happen to good people

>muri vs brown @ center court - 08:55 pm
>rafa vs young @ center court - 09:15 pm
thanks google

lel @ Latina 'Merica ESPN pundit calling Dustin Brown a player that makes the tournament "entertaining and colourful"

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RAPE OF KIEV BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>>76941968
flashscore.in/tennis

Why are there no hijab wearers on the tour?

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>>76941949
I know that feel bro

>>76941971
>colourful
good. literally one of the reasons i picked up watching tennis. dont have to see as many icky non-whites

Who put Brown on center court?
Better hope he has a good day.

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>>76941875
mein gott

>dustin's arms
probably weighs 50% hair

chaotic good -> brown
chaotic neutral -> monfils
chaotic bad -> kyrgios

>>76941979
took me a second to realize that was coco. bless her heart

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>>76941949
gud, if saddening post

>>76942007
r*ddit memes arent allowed here

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>>76941927
Ass+small tits is the best combo.

so do you want brown - murray to be a circus match?
or just a clean sweep by murray?

>>76942008
that foto is so edided it mite ass well b a pic of me

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>>76942010
>she is now married to a manlet gnome looking fuck
reeee

>>76942007
ekshoolee a gud post

>>76942021
Circus, routine is boring.

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>>76941971
>COLORFUL
>BROWN

>>76941972
>RAPE OF KIEV

which one?

>>76942021
Both desu

>>76942034
1970s

Brown about to be exposed by Murray for the hipster fraud he is, but i still want to see Brown win,

>>76942019
oh.. okay sorry, i didnt know this : (

>>76942021
Just want to see Brown winning a point by a Hechtrolle

>>76941987
is that keith richards?

Khachanov is going to blow the fuck out of Nadal, if Nadal makes it past Young.

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this reply is bittersweet. i-i'm glad she's busy now :')

Dustin Brown is the most stereotipically looking german guy I've ever seen
All he lacks is a tyrolean outfit

>>76942021
clean sweep by brown

>>76942062
I saw Young in wimbledon Nandos last night, eating lots of chicken, dont think hes bothered lads.

>>76942019
>implying 4chan isn't reddit now

>>76942065
Definitely was her PR team replying. She wouldn't have said thanks if it was she

>>76942065
yeah that's why she isn't replying to you, she's busy.

>>76942065
She's busy fucking every night, she fucks so much she is too tired to win Wimbly

>>76942047
she aint that old nigga damn

>>76942065
Ask her out

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Another joke draw for Nadal.

>>76942072
Cheeky nandos xddddddddddddddd

>>76942081
she is pure idiot

Pretty cool that the lower-ranked players on the high-numbered courts just walk off court into the public between sets

>>76942065
you're an autist michael

kys

>>76942089
Müller will save tennis

Murray's serve motion is so smooth

>>76942097
>doubting SBAB

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>>76942076
>>76942078
>>76942080
>>76942081
>>76942096
shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76942042
DISHONORABRU

*1 pixel in ball*

>>76942089
how is that any easier than Federer or Murray's exactly?

ESPN is showing interviews lads.

>>76942106
Herbert's is the goat

Singles and Dandy retires before the third set

Which name ruined your bracket the most? For me, it's Wawrinka.

Cilic breaks. Disgusting.

>>76942116
call me when ostapenko double bagels the nog

why is brown memeing this early

>>76942089
both Muller and Kacanov could beat him

dubs and a*glos get erased from the face of the earth

>>76942126
Gasquet.

>>76942112
>Federer
>Zverev and Dimitrov

i wonder what brown's hair smells like?

>>76942139
for Fed, that's easy

>brown can't even do his only tactic properly
>meme player

>>76942112
Djokovic's draw is even easier, tbf.

>>76942126
ivo

>>76942142
Sweat and weed

brown will win
cap this

>>76942146
when you ask someone who their favourite player is and they say Dustin Brown you know they know nothing about tennis.

>>76942139
so explain how that's easier?

Muller is a better player on grass than Dimitrov.

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>>76942126

Was gonna make a funny post but forgot what it was

>>76942147
>Del Potro
>Berdych
>easier

literally what??

Who lives closest to Silicon Valley here?

>>76942153
That someone most probably doesn't exist, too.

>>76942153
They should have a new stat showing his dropshot winner ratio.
Must be like 15% atm

Would brown be better if he cut his hair?

whomst comment8ing w/ mcenro

Is he ever going to actually get a drop shot over the net?

At beast Murray will run around the court like an idiot for 3 sets

Brown is such a faggot. Play the game properly.

>>76942089
Muller a joke? This season he is great
>won s-hert
>semis at queens
>final at estoril(clay)
>won sydney(hard)

Guy is in best form of his life he has a great shot at beating nadal. He is seeded 16 but is actually rank 26 showing he is good at grass friend

Reminder that aljona ostapenko OBjECTIVELy has a better forehand than drew murrie. Maths proved it.

>>76942174
Petchey i think

i play like brown (but im worse tho) irl

ama

>>76942162
Sorry man.

>>76942167
Fair enough.

>>76942174
tim henman and mark petchey

>>76942174
Henman and some other meme

>>76942188
faster, not better

>>76942190
Bro we're all shit at tennis irl

>>76942190
Wouldn't expect anything else from a moor desu

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>>76942177
WHERE IN JAMAICA ARE YOU FROM DUSTIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlI3DIbstO8

>>76942186
Also fair enough, but I think he will be too tired then.

>>76942200
but i do meme shots to piss ballpassers

>2nd serve rasta mon

>>76942200
not me
i coach kids and adults m8. getting paid :)

>>76942197
it is both better and faster. her FH is fast but its her placement that makes it elite

>>76942201
im the welsh on vacation shithead

>>76942196
Petchey's alright.

Wow that reaction from Murray holy shit

Will murray getting browned.com? Anyone here still had nadal browned picture?

>>76942197
Faster = better

>>76942189
>>76942195
>>76942196
thnk youse

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CONFUSING THE DARKIES ON ESPN KEK
>DUSTIN YOUNG
>DONALD BROWN

TENNIS IS WHITE AF LMAO SHIT WHITE PPL DO

>le drop shot every single fucking point man

>>76942170
last year (year after he beat Nadal) i was queuing on a day where Brown was playing and these fucking posers couldnt stop talking about him like he was a godsend and a gift to tennis.

lets be honest here. federer isn't winning shit.

>Failed about 20 dropshots
>Still does them anyway
Truly a fucking moron

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God I wish that straw was my penis

come on based ragga man

>>76942228
ytbois can NOT recover from this BLATANT display of corporate racism

>its' a murray waste all his energy on a meme player and loses episode
when will he learn

>>76942231
What's up reddit?

youtube players:
1. brown
2. myson
3. federer

>>76942244
Groth as well

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God I wish that were me

Even Brown's serve is a meme

>>76942241
What choice does he have?

Players must get so pissed off playing this faggot.

>>76942203
Bedene will be beyond tired for his muller match, if he finishes that quickly in 3 sets he should be sound for nadal.

>>76927387
That isn't Masha since the hair is too short and she uses a different brand of tennis racket. Who the fuck is it?

>>76942228
I don't get this photo or post

>>76942253
pull a fed
win his serve. wait for the meme player to choke on serve.
win and still have plenty of energy.

>>76942254
yeah but he's the world number one

Janowicz doesn't even have sponsorship

H2H

Nadal 0 - Dustin Brown 2

>BROWNED

Janowicz doesn't even have sponsorship

BROWNED
THT BACKHAND

I was so excited to watch this match, but Murray let me down once again. Fuck him and his made up injuries

>>76942265
Good post.

>>76942279
>excited for an ATP match

¿?

Wh should all arrange to got to wimbledon together next year.

90% sure i just saw Kyrgios sitting in the front row

>>76942285

kek

>>76942279
>yfw braun things murys injewered so he keeps dropshodding
rused

>>76942285
LMAO

>>76942285
gd meme

>>76942288
theyre "good friends" (blacks)

>>76942288
I assume hes already left the country

>>76942285
>Nadal
>white
Nah, I ain't buying this.

>>76942287
We'd fuck the decorum

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They need to ban towels on the baseline, wasting time. These poor ball kids having to touch stinking and wet towels too.

>>76942288
his friends w/ mury

>>76942285
Kek this I'm waiting

>>76942288
he's gone home with all the other australian failures. they should be expelled from the slam next year

>>76942292
yea, Brown might be the bigger idiot here, which is rare in a Murray game

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can't wait for this rich latvian cunt 2 get BEANED

Felt like Cilic bounced the ball for a minute.

>>76942320
kokki was hurt faggot.

>this fucking clown

>That shitty point

>>76942186
Muller is 19th in the race, even tho clay is his worst surface

Muller is probably top 10 on grass and he beat Nadal at Wimbledon in 2005. Nadal doesn't have the return to deal with a s&v lefty easily

fucking Brown the meme

Is this even tennis at this point?

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HOLY SHIT

kek Murray gave up, i have never seen this

>this meme nigga

WELL DONE YOU FUCKING ''''CELEBRITIES'''
TRULY YOU HAVE ASCENDED PAST HUMANITY SHITTING OUT DREADFUL MOVIES AND GETTING THE CAMERA THROWN IN YUOR FUCKING FACES EVERY SPORTING EVENT YOU PRETEND TO LIKE YOU FUCKING CUNTs

is this wut meem means

Is Murray going to get B R O W N E D

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>>76942309
>jose

BROWNED

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>VENUS LOSES
>RUNS OVER WANG CHNG

hope murray loses

brown is actually watchable

>Overheard drop shot
Kek

At least the redditors in the audience seem to love it. They love their pet niggers

>>76942186
>>76942339
Muller is overrated and generally shit in best of 5 sets.

he will lose to Bedene

>>76942342
>>76942344
>>76942345
>>76942350
rofl @ u casuals hu never seen Santoro doing this stuff for literal decades

Why does the brown jumps :3 for forehand ohoho chortle

>>76942367
*1mph speed accident*

>>76942378
Monfils reference.

>>76942339
wow cool fact didn't know muller beat him in 2005 wimby. Yeah he is definitely top 10 on grass at the moment. Having a nice career now went from 0 titles to 3 in 2 years. And bieng seeded for first time in career past few must be nice

>>76942375
sorry for not being 30 years old grandad

>>76942375
This
Santoro is the original meme player

>>76942367
[Unreleased camera footage intensifies]

>>76942375
>you cant celebrate something if someone did it 50 years early
kys villero

Reminder that Brown and Zverev are NOT german.

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Murray is actually losing to JUSTin Brown and there's nothing you Britcucks can do about it

>>76942400
neither are you mesüt

>>76942374
he wont lose to a bloke who had a gruelling 5 setter first round

>>76942400
germans aren't germans.

>>76942400
Reminder Konta, Murrary, meme slav and Edmund are not english

>>76942406
Actually suits him

>>76942402
Out fucking meme'd

>>76942417
Good thing England is not represented in tennis and it's Great Britain instead. Though you have a point on all of those names apart from Murray.

>>76942287
I doubt anyone here actually wants that.

>>76942400
Brown got more of a local accent than me though.
He tried to emigrate to Jamaica though.

>>76942414
>>76942410
>>76942400

it's time to redefine what it means to be german :) mashallah brothers

brown is my favourite player

>>76942412
Muller literally just had as long a match a few hours ago.

also he faced about 11 break points today. Bedene is a much betetr returner than Rosol

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>>76942288
Nah, can't be.

Browned?

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>>76942417
>>76942429
yes, good reminder

>The state of Brown's hands

Meme Over

>medvedev
w e w

>>76942414
this
"german" is a made up '''''ethnicity''''' with the purpose of crushing cheruscian nationalism, vandal irredentism, langobard revival

Will there ever be a successful english player

>>76942447
yes but you are missing one very important and critical point in this intense discussion
>bedene sucx

>>76942477
murray

>>76942477
dan evans

>>76942478
and Rosol is 270th in the world and has a win % of 37 on grass, and he still almost beat Muller on his home surface

>>76942477
Long after we're all dead

>>76942484
Coked up dan winning wimbly never

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>>76942458
Well I suppose Scotland has to have something when England does all the work in other sports where Great Britain is present.

>>76942477
Not anytime soon according Becker.
He lives near youth development center in London and says the thing is practically empty.

>>76942496
>england
90% of them are from angola tho

>>76942477
Sir Andrew Murray would like a word. He's as English as apple pie now.

>>76942486
rosol used gyspy tricks

>>76942496
It's still pathetic, when you take into account that Wimbledon generates massive income for tennis youth development.

Every Slam country has a huge bonus.

one of my students sucks ass. like he refuses to move when i teach him
now the mom is blaming me for how shitty her kid is.

teaching is hard

>>76942496
>more than 10x the populaton
>only around 6x the medals

is that supposed to be impressive? LMAO

>>76942499
i dont think he lives there anymore the poor bastard

>>76942507
Prove it.

>>76942499
>Becker

I swear Cilic takes longer with his serving than EBAM and Brown do playing a point.
>>76942458
That's an old one. Switzerland has more than Australia now.

>>76942496
over 60% of those medals where won by Aussie or S.African '''''''''''''''''''English'''''''''''''

>>76942520
yet USA, england, france or australia dont have any good player

lel

>>76942496
ah yes english Mo Farah???

>>76942521
Show him what pain feels like

>>76942529
Prove it.

>>76942521
Set the ball on fire

>>76942532
huh?
serena dominates women
bryan brothers dominated dubs

not our fault isner can't return

>>76942532
France, USA & Australia have a lot of players in the top 100 though.

>>76942534
ayy he was about it where gold medals were concerned for black athletes. dunno who else, we won lots of medals in patrician white sports like rowing, cycling, sailing etc.

Even McEnroe's triggered by the memeing.

>>76942524
>>76942539
RAGING

What means the numbers at the top left and right of le scoreboard?
Le like 5.05 on the left

>>76942551
mac is always triggered. hes a grumpy old man. who can't even coach his kids to be good at tennis

>>76942469
t. shit country without an ethnic population

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>>76942524

>>76942563
Current time in London I presume.

He's already given up.

>>76942564
I acutally like him the most out of all the tennis commentators. Boris is 2nd for me.

Shit, Cilic breaks back.

>>76942574
>not liking chris sexual everett

>>76942571
Thought yous euros yoused 24 hour time

>>76942563
it's the time

>>76942593
We do usually but it's probably for the benefit of retarded Yanks I imagine.

Why did the age of Servebots never happen

>>76942564
mcenroe gives gud insites on the match thou

>brown is fun to watch for the first _____ minutes

fill the void

>>76942602
Thanks mate.

>>76942563
Time.

>>76942611
3

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how come /tennis/ doesn't have his own cynical sadboy?

the sport has a bunch of boring pr babies with no personality

England: 1 medal per 488, 073 people
Scotland: 1 medal per 330, 937 people
Wales: 1 medal per 340, 333 people
LMAO

why is England so fucking shit at sports?

>>76942622
robbie williams is so cute :3

>Choking 2 break points
Oh Andy.

>>76942611
45

>>76942622
PR

>>76942604
our hero Andre Agassi kept the night at bay

without him, the Sampras, the Ivanisevics and the Edbergs of this world would have ruled the ATP for a thousand years

>>76942626
Because our benefit system encourages people to become alcoholics and sit at home with their 12 kids for an easy ride through life

>>76942629
i'll choke you until you run out of breathe. cunt.

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>>76927387
leave wimble to me

>>76942622
Tomic

>>76942626
Scottish athletes use English training facilities and coaches, most of those medals are really English m8.

>>76942622
theyre raised from early age to be tennis players, a few of them are asexual probably

>>76942604
Courts got slow as fuck, america especially ignored this and now they suck