/trans/ - penalty merchant edition

sidnt read lmao

>you now realize that Diego Costa is 28* years old

>>76925447
Thanks lad.

>>76925423
If Arse sign Carvalho, would be a great signing desu.

>William Carvalho is only 25

how young was he when he starred in Predator?

>>76925521
ARSE sign CARAHLO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76925521
The new vieira lad

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>>76925450
Lads.... Lads....
>Snubchester

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>>76925473

He's like 40 by the looks of it.

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>>76925583
its adorable when chinks ask for a uniform, but when I DO they look in disgust

Sick of this life, lads

>>76925652
I dont see how a LOTGH patrician could enjoy that shit

>>76925652
First 6 or so episode where fun then it just gets bad

>>76925652
Hibike.

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>>76925563

>>76925683
Lotgh is just pulpy space opera desu, people only treat it differently because tv is so bad at the genre

>>76925699
I kinda enjoyed it then he started stalking some woman and I was bored shitless

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Big news tomorrow lads

>>76925731
youre proposing to your boyfriend?

>>76925652
I thought there were more episodes than that.

>>76925423
>Juventus have pleaded with left-back Alex Sandro, 26, to give them one more season and resist a £61m move to Chelsea.

What are Juve playing at? Take that insane money and run.

Check one two
Good afternoon, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

>>76925652
Slam Dunk is the comfiest summer anime
also,i dont even like apehoop.

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absolutely hate this Soton kit desu

>>76925795
Disgusting

>>76925754
There's no way to replace him

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>stoke

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>>76925652
Boku Girl.

>>76925822
Wish this club would be liquidated

>>76925652
>26 episodes

You're chatting shit brav

>>76925754
it's not like le occasional blooter man, good fullbacks are extremely rare

>>76925822

How can you even hate it? It's like the most run-of-the-mill safe choice with no funky shenanigains. A solid kit tbhimho.

>>76925795
I like it

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>>76925795
How is based Höjbjerg doing at Soton?

>>76925820

I'm sure there's some other Brazilian LB playing in the Portuguese league that would do the same job

>>76925795
ugh

>>76925822
they just have an ugly generic kit design/colors to begin with
not much they can do

>>76925795
it's not that bad but the neck is shit

>>76925852
Started the season well, but then fell off. I think it was mostly due to Puel's weird tactical dispositions and constant rotating. He should do well under Pellegrino

>>76925852
not lit up league but he's in the best place at Soton.

>>76925852
why is poop happy about united beating dortmund 2-0?

>>76925854
There's Telles but he's shit

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Top fresh meme of the window so far

>still no defenders announced

Guess pep really is going with the 0-0-10 formation

>>76925822
what's wrong with this?

>>76925822
It's really not that bad desu

>>76925822
>the people have spoken
Who the heck did they ask? Pink cleat wearing girls-blouses? Stoke is a classic club for real men who enioy rain. Damn these 'people'

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>>76925902
just how badly Daily Mail sticking knife into stoke. Kit looks fine to me.
>>76925913
I know. there are definitely worse

>>76925896
That's not what 'what the...' though

>>76925869
Holy shit the neck actually ruins everything. I looks like an apron, and I can't unsee it

>>76925933
The sponsor looks like one of those iron on print your own t-shirt kits

>>76925822
What is even that offensive about it? Just looks the same as last seasons with a slightly different collar

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>>76925873
Heh

>>76925871
>>76925872
Thanks, I'm hoping he still becomes a top player but as long as he's doing well I'm happy.

>>76925933
Gutted Newcastle missed out on Mooy, I would love to see him and Shelvey blind the opposition with their heads.

>>76925753
He seems to be ignoring Near/Mello.
I think that's fair

>>76925970
Yeah fair enough, it was shit after L died.

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>>76925944
>>76925896
>tfw Ive shitposting too much in /trans/ both these memes were by me and my obsession of hating Liverpool
I need to get out

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>>76925896
ftfy

>>76925984
god's work son

>>76925984
keep it up la

>City are about to start their pre season tour with 1 (one) first team full back

Sterling and Sane better learn to backtrack, and fast.

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/squires/

>>76926143
Defending is overrated

>>76926143
What happened to
>Alves
>Mendy
>Walker
?

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>>76926160
Leave us alone

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>>76925795

>van dijk

NOT FOR LONG

>>76926160
squires has a secret hard on for United

>>76926173
Gonna sign when he goes to the club, on hols until then
Nearly done
Levy

Also very probable that City want to announce like 5 signings at once

>>76926222
>£80m

>>76926160
Squires is a meme. Stop shilling your shit comic here, lad.

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Lads... Our 50p on a Giroud MkII. I can't take this any more.

>Lacazatte
>Lukuku
>Morato
>Sallah
name the flop

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what the..

>>76926370
good one lad

>>76926370
whoah...how did they let this one leak...

>>76926333
all of them

Does Fabregas just not care about playing? Why is he not agitating for a move?

>>76926370
Apology incoming

I have inside info about some of Sporting CP's tranfers
(you can belive it or not, idc) You can ask me stuff about certain players because I might know a thing or two aswell.

>Arsenal offered 80M€ for Gelson Martins and William Carvalho.
>Sporting sent them an email informing them that they want 100M€ for both.
>Arsenal made an official 3days ago for 90M€ for both players.
>Sporting told them 100M€. But are willing to consider.
I have no doubt Arsenal will get them both this window.

>Tottenham offered 25M€ for Adrien Silva
>West Brom ofered 27M€ for Adrien Silva
>The player doesn't want to go to west brom
>Sporting won't sell Adrien for anything less than 30M€.
>Stellar group who represents Adrien is going to receive a new offer from Tottenham in the next days.
Adrien will leave Sporting this season 100%. Not sure if he will go to Spurs tho.

>Newcastle offered 40M€ for Bas Dost
>Sporting told them to pay the release clause or stop trying
>Sporting aren't willing to let go of the player.

>>76926419
There is no way Newcastle offered €40m for Bas Dost.

>>76926419
How good are Gelson Martins and William Carvalho?

>>76926419
>Newcastle offered 40M€ for Bas Dost
lmao imagine wasting this much money

>>76926419
disturbing lack of liverpool rumours mate

>>76926419
why the fuck are Arsenal legit after these two?

>>76926456
Liverpool offered 35M€ for Gelson Martins before they signed Salah.
They dropped out of the race

>>76926400
playing requires effort

>>76926400
Who would take him?

>>76926465
Because Carvalho is a leg-breaker DM and is over 5'6? As for Martins, I don't know anything about him. I kinda stopped following Sporting Lesbian FC.

>>76926419
>90m for two memes
>hurr no we want 100
they should have accepted at 80m, occasions like this don't happen every day

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>still no Morata update

>>76926400
He'll ask for one as soon as the season starts and Conte for no apparent reason benches him 3 games in a row. Don't understand how he's not the second name on the sheet right after Kanté desu. He was great every game he played last season.

>>76926419
Carvalho would unironically be a good signing for Arse. As for Martins? I dunno. What's the % chance? I seriously doubt Arsenal will spend £150M this window, so I don't believe you about getting both. If they had to get one, which is more likely?

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just chopped a chili then itched by eye lads

>>76926451
William Carvalho had everything planned to sign for Arsenal before he got injured in Euro U21 2 years ago.
He was injured and the deal died.
Wenger really likes him.

Gelson is imo the best portuguese winger since Ronaldo

>>76926498
>before they were told to fuck off and had to apologise
Fixed

>>76926583
punch yourself in the bollocks to take you mind off it mate

trust me

>>76926574
Conte doesn't like lazy players

>>76926583
I had a wank and ate a bag of crisps. Didn't like the extra salt and dip desu.

>>76926586
I want to believe, anon. But I don't trust Arsenals board to splash £100M on another two players. Or is it €?

>>76926583
I do the exact same thing but purposely finger my wife's arsehole during sex, instead of poking my eye desu

>>76926527
This desu, any club willing to match his wages probably has a younger player in his position

>>76926579
Sporting are playing hardball, William has a clause in his contract that states if Sporting receive an offer of 35M€ they have to accept it or pay William 5M€
So Sporting wants to sell both of them to the same club.

>>76926583
Which chili?

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No, really

>>76926370
He looks like a terrorist.

Are divegrass players and teams obligated to disclose tax/bank info? If not, how much cocaine is traded along with the player?

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>>76926606
Lazy or not, does it even fucking matter when he plays well? Chelsea almost always win with him on the pitch, that's just a fact. As much as I like Conte, I'm getting a feeling he's about as stubborn as Wenger, and that's not going to work out for him in the long run. Really hope I'm wrong about everything though, you don't come across people like Conte a lot. Great guy and terrific manager.

>>76926704
You're wrong about literally everything.

>>76926701
they can swindle through owning several companies so that they do not have to declare yearly accounts, and the player will be the sole employee/director of the company

>>76926677
Good, maybe he'll FINALLY get fucked off out of the England number 1 spot.

Not that it will make the rest of the team any less shite but it'll be nice not to watch 30 yard free kicks trickle in because Hart can't fucking hold a ball

>>76926701
All our cocaine was given to the DUP a couple of weeks ago

>>76926677
Hart can fuck off, I'd rather play Woodman

>>76926677
bet he got BTFO by pep because of his personality as opposed to his play style

>>76926748
>Implying we're not going to win Russia relying solely on Kane

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>Liverlel

>>76926775
Stop it lad, I'm starting to believe...
>tfw it comes home

>>76926797
its never coming home with Shitgate at the helm.

>>76926648
So it's going to happen?

>>76926775
>Kane
Is a meme. How is a team supposedly so good so bad?

>>76925795

It's better than the one from last season

>>76926776
Hope they have to apologise again, might make up for never apologising for Heysel

More Sporting CP tranfers:

>Sporting offered 10M€ for Acuña
>Racing's president wants 6M€ upfront
>Sporting doesn't want to pay that much right away
>Sporting's representatives will have a meeting tommorow with Racing
>The Player might fly to Lisbon this week if everything goes to plan.


>Coentrão was released from Real Madrid tommorow and will be join Sporting CP before thursday
>RM will pay 60% of his salary (same deal they did with Porto with Casillas)
>RM guarantees first option to buy young SportingCP left winger U19 player Diogo Brás

>Sporting offered 15M€ for River Plate's Pity Martinez
>River wants 17M€
>Sporting will only go for him after they sell one of the Portuguese international players.

>>76926810
Pretty sick of this Kane is a meme meme

He's been a one season wonder for three seasons in a row now

>>76926840
>>Coentrão was released from Real Madrid tommorow
*yesterday

>>76926797
Happens every 2 years mate

We all always forget how shit we actually are

Any update on the Anons post what theyre having dinner to /trans/ transfer lads?

chicken and broccoli, for me.

>>76926885
Turkey dinosaurs and smilies m8

>mfw 70% of all the good English players play for Spurs
Can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing, probably a bad thing.

>>76926885
it's fajitas night :)

>>76926910
It's a grim sign of the times

>>76926840
>Potentially getting 90mil for two players
>wont pay 6mil up front
How poor is this club?

>>76926810
Sporting's coach doesn't want to let go of Gelson Martins but if Arsenal pay his release clause (60M€) theres nothing Sporting can do.
Arsenal offered 35M€ for William(due to the aforementioned clause in his contract Sporting will most likely have to take it) and 55M€ for Gelson Martins.

Sporting insists on 100M€ for both but will take the 90M€, they are just waiting to see how "desperate" Arsenal is, and if they could squeeze a few more millis out of them.

They will be Arsenal players.

>>76926885
Chicken, jacket potato and a salad with nandos sauce for me

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>>76926898

>>76926898
>No spaghetti shapes

for me: whole-wheat bread cheese chicken butter milk coffee

>>76926898
Do you pretend ketchup is blood and that they are fighting eachother?

>>76926872
Depressing how accurate this is really, I like to think I've immune to the usual media "THIS TIME!" bollocks but always get caught up a little bit thinking the squad might be better/some other bullshit. The watch us go out in the groups after scoring 1 goal against 3rd world nobodies. I look forward to the day when I'm totally and utterly indifferent to the national team

>>76926941
Sporting's record for a purchase is 10M€ for Bas Dost last year.
That will tell you allot. Portuguese clubs don't get big TV deals like the prem clubs do so their money relies on tranfers

>>76926949
Well, how many times has this been said, lad? I'd love for it to be true. Would be great signings for Arse.

>Snubchester snubbed again

>RB Leipzig CEO Oliver Mintzlaff has called speculation over Naby Keita's future "boring" and says he will turn down any offer.

https://twitter.com/AnfieldHQ/status/882190427599884289

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LADS

>>76927019
Who was it this time?

>>76927019
w-w-what?

>>76926619
its €.

>>76926885

Southern fried chicken, sweetcorn/carrots/something else

>£30m for Keane

Has the world gone mad?

meh every player now costs +40m

>>76927002
It's always nice to have a round of 10 German bombers down the local before the first match before everyone gets to depressed though

>>76927038
its Jay

>>76926885

An apple, a carrot, bag of instant noodles, a cup of green tea and a few bentzos.

>>76927045
are that autist from /granate/ who refuses to reply to any post

>>76927047
Nice cheeky £7.5m for United, help with the Morata cost

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>>76927047
£30m is the new £7.5m

>>76927047
£30m is the new £5m, lad

How much would you be worth in the transfer market?

>>76927038
Well, Arse would be insane not to pay it then. £70M for those players seems decent enough. More depth full stop.

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>>76926885
I had a delicious halibut with risotto and some fried sardines.

Not even that bothered if Siggy goes

I'd love for him to stay but yeah, if he goes, so be it.

>>76927113
who is this beauty

>>76927032
>>76927037

Lacazette

>>76927047

Remember, being English doubles the price.

>>76927130
why would United want that flop? half his goals were penalties

>>76927188
He hasn't actually flopped yet.

>>76927047
They probably asked for more knowing they'd have to give United a cut of the final price

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Not even that bothered if I get fatter

I'd love to lose weight but yeah, if it goes up, so be it.

>>76927022
Didn't want him anyway, la! Not worth it, la! Mane coming back is new signing, la!

>>76927199
Gomis scored 20 goals in the French League this season and he was unironically the worst striker I've seen play for Swansea in the PL era

yes, even Luke Moore was better.

french league means fuk all

>>76927087
£250M

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>all this pessimism towards the English NT
You have nothing to worry about. It's been confirmed that England will win the WC next year.

>>76927118
Taeyeon

>>76927230
imagine how great that'd be if big sam was still manager

>>76927230
what the..

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>>76927226
>Gomis

Did you mean "gormless"?

>>76927306
2 down is Barnes

>>76926898
top choice lad

>>76927306
3 medel
5 trash
6 terry
9 snubchester
10 saul
11 zidame
12 his sargon
13 owen
16 me
17 me again
22 sosa
23 mayhro billytallo
>24

>>76927230
>In Big Sam We Trust
Still do.
FUCK THE FA

Arsenal aren't getting fucking mbappe holy fucj

>>76927422
UEFA league is shaking, I bet...

>>76927352
>thinking sam is a good manager

What the fuck do spurs need Adrian Silva for? They have like 10 CMs

Lads, I just remembered arsenal aren't in the champions league

>>76927458
>100% record
argue that, fuckface

Inside info guy here.

>Ruben Neves is going to england in a few hours to sign for Wolves.

>>76927464
prove it

>>76927464
Oh yeah hahahahaha fucking gayboys

>>76927475
>1 match
>a match where England struggled to beat a 10 man Slovakia until the literal last kick

>>76927047
Roy or Robbie?

>>76927480
I confirmed this yesterday.

>>76927458
Better than FA bitchboy Southgate.

>>76926885
insalata di riso!

>>76926419
Tens acesso às insides? Vão deixar de pôr os rumores nas paginas normais do forum.

>>76927491
>ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RECORD.
You can only play against what is put in front of you. Big Sam beat them. Job done.
His sacking is a travesty and his style of play would suit our utter shit and players who think theyre good.

>>76927352
>FUCK THE FA
not their fault that he sold info to the chinks

C'mon dickheads, fight me then

>>76926419
what meme brazilian will you guys buy this transfer window?

>>76927515
>>76927527
>all this revisionism
Go look up the match thread in the archive if you want. People despised it.

Fact is, the dumb cunt was greedy enough to fall for a newspaper sting.

>>76927562
I'd find it pretty hard to notice if it's a sting after a few pints of wine tbf

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>>76927548
he treated the people he was with like mates and discussed the in and outs of football. If the FA want some stiff who will just list rules then Southgate is perfect for them
>>76927562
>newspaper sting
aye. twats at the telegraph must have organised it upon his appointment. they'll do anything to make sure northern managers don't get the job

>>76927553
Arana the LB was Sporting's second option if they didn't get Coentrão.
They aren't in for him anymore.

>>76927480
What about Boly? Seriously not only are Wolves going for some audacious targets the fact they are looking like getting them makes me wonder why more people aren't talking about this. They will smash the Championship transfer records and either destroy the division with an OP team or fail hilariously. Either way it will be fun to watch.

>>76927591
>discussed the in and outs of football
The illegal ins and outs.

>big sam
>northern
That means Lenny Henry's Northern as well considering they're both from Dudley. Which is nowhere near the North.

>>76927615
I only know about Ruben Neves because Sporting asked Mendes today if the deal with wolves was already done.
Don't have any info about Boly.

>>76927648
honestly, the southern fairies think anything above Watford is North

>>76927047
The price may go up to £30m, but then again Keane is probably the best English CB at the moment and that alone drastically increases his price. At that price it actually seems like a decent deal for a young player.

>>76927698
>Southerners think we're in the north
>Northerners think we're in the south

Such is the curse of the Midlands

>>76927648
>>76927731
Midlands is clearly north, culturally speaking

>>76927776
>>76927731

If you're not foreign then you're northern.

>>76927776
>being a southern fairy

>>76927422
Aren't getting? Didn't they just bid for Mbappe?

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Why are a few lads hating on Everton?
Its not like we're saying we're going to win the league. Just finally happy money is being spent on the club and its getting to some fan's with ptsd from the hard come down since the 80's. Might push for 5th or 6th this year though. Baby steps.

Thanks for this image from the past thread though.

Inter Milan offered 50M€ + João Mario to PSG for Di Maria + Rabiot

>>76927615
Porto wanted to sell him but Boly doesn't want to play in the championship.

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>Arsecucks think they're gonna get Mbappe, Carvalho and Martins

>>76925795
I'm a Pompey fan and sort of like it t b h

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>arsecucks

>>76927860
liverpool fans are jealous for some godawful reason

Portugese lads, do you think its 100% sure that Martins and Carvalho will join Arsenal?

>>76927910
>Spend 100m for 3 players
>one player never plays
>one plays every now and then in various roles and immediatly get offered around after one season
>the other is Candreva
wew, great stuff Inter

>>76927923
they could end up with m'baye, ricardo carvalho and obafemi martins

>>76927952
Martins Indi?

>>76927952
Carvalho for 35 mil is very likely, Gelson all depends if Arsenal is willing to pay the 60 mil clause, but he is worth it, my favorite player, i will be gutted if he leaves Sporting this season

>>76927990
>gone from 100% they'll be Arsecuck players
>to 'maybe, if, possibly, maybe'

So that''s a 'no' then. Lol.

>>76927923
Poor Arsenal, will only get the European Champion William Carvalho, whos the best player in the world in his position and the best player in the NT and Gelson Martins who everyone in Portugal calls the next Figo and as the top assister and best player in the PT league despite only being 21yo

--------------Lacazette
Alexis---------Ozil----------Martins
-------Carvalho---Xhaka

Best front 6 in the league bruh

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my lord I cannot wait for prem be back when Arse lose and the fans go livid about Wenger and the lack of transfers
reality is sooooo good desu

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>>76928027
hHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!

They're not guying buy any, you fucking moran.

>>76927952
That guy that was here earlier with the inside information also posts it in Sporting CP's forum, and so far he has got everything right.

>>76927968
We have to thank poobag otherwise gabigol would be the greatest transfer fraud of the century

>>76928018
Arsenal offered 80 million, Sporting asked for 100 mil, Arsenal offered 90 and that is how it stands. They might drop half of the deal which is Gelson but id say 35mil for Carvalho is 99% likely to happen

>>76927698

Watford's the north

Anything above Hampshire is up north. Geographical fact.

>>76928027
If he was the best player in the world in his position, someone would have bought him already.
Also, Sanchez will leave and Xhaka is shit. Arsenal will be lucky to get top 4 next season, I reckon they'll finish 5th again personally.

what is the word on Italy's brave Manuel Gabbagool

>tfw club is folding next week and I'm not a good enough player to be bought by another team and will have to go on the dole

Football, bloody hell.

>>76928059
>you now remember this video and the 40 minutes long presentation he had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHDaARr8YWA

The presentation was longer than any of his games (maybe even combined)

>>76928119
Good at Samp, never played at Napoli, probably has severe depression and lurks /d/

>>76928066
m8 are you sure this aint fake news rumours? seems weird to me tbqh

>>76928227
Its from an inside source that has been right in the past. Theres a sporting forum where insiders post and this guy is trustworthy, must be some guy that works at Sporting.

>>76927947
Why would they become jealous. Everton are doing the same business as them as when brenny was there. Signing from them lower teams in the Prem. It's not like Everton have the stature of Liverpool as well. Everton couldn't go to European and sign someone decent so they have to do the business they are doing. Liverpool could at least makes an attempt at someone like Pulisic whereas Everton would be laughed away.

>>76928270
Liverpool are jealous of everyone.

>>76928270
>Why would they become jealous
maybe jealous was the wrong word to use

there's definitely an air of panic around them

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>tfw still no customer transfers

>>76927860
I've seen a load of Everton fans thinking they'll get top 4 and are doing way better business than Liverpool are, even though the windows been open for 3 days.
Everton will finish 7th again, 10 points above 8th and 10 points below 7th, and will at best get to the round of 16 in the Europa League where they'll be knocked out by an Eastern European team they'll be confident of beating but will instead be beaten by comfortably.

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What happened to the Australian Chelsea posters?

>>76928368
This post definitely stinks of a scouser on the smelly side of Merseyside.
I think Everton have a chance at a decent run in the FA Cup and could fight for 5th imo. They give >us lukaku though.

>Arsenal fans keep posting Sanchez in the same team as the player signed to replace him

>>76928479
Sanchez isn't leaving

>>76928479
the upset when he leaves will be great

How many xanax is it acceptable to do in a night

>------------------------De Gea
>---Valencia---Lindelof---Bailly---Darmian----
>--------Matic------Pogba------Herrera----------
>----Mkhitaryan---Morata---Perisic-------------

LADS, WE'RE GONNA
finish 3rd.

>>76928471
Never been to Merseyside in my life, squire, and if they lose Lukaku they're definitely getting 7th at best.

>>76928321
Panicking over players who wouldn't make the Liverpool team?

>>76928516
>that flag
>xanax

>>76928531
Pickford would walk into the Liverpool team.

>>76928537
Liverpool already have a Sunderland meme keeper

>>76928537
Pickford could just be another Mignolet tbf.

>>76928537
Well he's too fat to run anywhere

>>76928516
What then fuck is xanax?

>>76928579
swiss albanian who plays for arsenal

>>76928519
Very solid team but not enough to be a title winning side.

I wish Jose wasn't such a dick and actually played Martial up top as he is wasted out wide, then went for Sanchez.

>>76928573
>removal van
>fat
wut

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>signing portuguese nigger hypebabbies

I seriously hope you guys dont think arsenal will do this

>>76928502
Why? When he's 'going' for the last 4-5 months? Any Arsenal '''fan'''' who gets upset is just pretending to be one, you fucking mong. Or is a retard living under a rock.

>>76928330
United signed Lindorf or w/e his name is.

>>76928586
>Albanian

REEEEEEE!!! KOSOVO! KOSOVO! KOSOVO!

>>76928535
Deep web bruv

>>76928642
>they paid 50m for a 26 year old ligue 1 babby instead

Howling

>>76928440
He switched to the Norway proxy about a year ago.

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>>76928662
and yet they've signed more than Liverpool

>have CL football
>can't even attract L1 rejects

HOWLING APEK ULTRA KEK WEWZOR.

>>76928681

Both have 2 signings...

>>76928681
Mate it's the start of July

Imagine if Dele Alli actually moves to Chelsea

>>76928642
Gelson Martins is unironically a future balon d'or, if Sporting can do something right is making wingers. The brits are just clueless because you dont watch our league ( pls watch our league ) so all you see is a name, so ofc the money will seem absurd.

>>76928720
Its far more beneficial to get players in early though. City and even Everton are getting it right. Keeps prices lower and gets the players integrated in a less stressful manner.

>>76928755
Literally no idea what your babbling about

You're taking like the window is closed or that the majority of business is done

I suppose maybe it is for Arsenal

>>76928713
>2
Salah and....?

lads

what are some good podcasts?

>>76928780
>buys the Egyptian SWP
>thinks it's good
>literally couldn't make it at Chelsea

fucking LOL.

imagine unironically being a liverpool ''''fan'''''

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Why can't they get along on /sp/?

>>76928642
>hypebabbies
William Carvalho is already a proven world class DM.
And Gelson is already better than any winger England has ever produced.

>>76928817
Football related or just in general?

>>76928835
You think this is about Arse v Liverpool? It's about hot Shitzen has regularly exposed himself as a fucking retard devoid of any footballing knowledge.

>>76928780
Does anyone even fucking like you, Shitizen?
The window is far from closed but getting players in early is beneficial as I said, it keeps clubs from wasting money panic buying and gets the players used to the club in a better environment. There is like 1 draw back to signing players early and there's tons of drawbacks to signing players late which seems might happen to the mighty shitterpool as they are linked with nobody now that Keita is never coming and Van Dijk isn't happening.

>>76928854
both

>>76928861
>hot
I didn't mean to type that.. h-honest.

>>76928649
>you fucking mong.
its you again. the guy who claims he isn't an arsenal fan yet calls everyone who laughs at them a mong

>>76928882
Don't fight your feelings, Anon.

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>>76925652
death note is boring af and totally overrated. watch gantz and if you like it read the manga

>>76928126
Which club?

>>76928898
This is the worst meme ever. Go to the archive, type 'mong'. You saying that he's all those people? I did this last time you mentioned it. Your gimmick is as stale as his. Fuck off both of you, cunts.

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>>76928027
>This post

>anal night tonight with the wife
>antidepressants made my cock turn to mush
any update on the help to me situation, lads?

>>76928898
Eh? But I am an Arsenal fan. Think you got me confused, mate.

>>76928941
No way she isn't cheating on you. It always works out that way in my animes

>>76928941
>being a married male in 2017

kek

>>76928840
Gelson is shite, William is alright, Eric Dier tier

>the gimmickfag spotter gimmickfag is back

i'm out lads, not doing this again, worse than the french lad. he's samefagging replying to himself again.

>>76928941
You should bite the pillow m8

>>76928868
Yeah they have one big money signings made each shut up you spacker no beer sea what your chatting shite about you original point doesn't even make sense and then you changed tack to chat about getting player in before preseason which had nothing to do with the first post

Shut up and don't @ me again wee middle class poof

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>>76926419
does Barcelona want anyone?

>>76928881
True Geordie

>the complains about gimmickfags gimmickfag is back
when will he leave?

>>76928881
Tend to listen to cumtown, ball street, h3, triforce, no such thing as a fish. All consistent enough, only ball street is footy related though.

>>76926419
and how are they not going to get relegated if they sell all their good players?

>>76929032
>>76928995
samefag

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>>76928994

Rangers are shit

>>76928881
Resident Advisor podcasts

>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

>>76929049
sorry lad. you wasted a captcha for that awful post.

How long until football is back?

>>76929025
>>76929045
>>76929069
cheers, ill check it out

GOOD MANGA TO READ FOR /trans/ patricians.

Akumetsu
Bakkuon Rettou
Homunculus
Kokou no Hito
ReLife
Boku Girl :3
Rainbow

>>76929075
No fucking likes Shitizen sub edition.

>>76929093
jre

>>76928994
Dier was considered average as fuck in here. we sold him for 5M€ lol...
You have to realise Sporting has one of the best academies in the world.
We've seen talent, and when I say Gelson is the best Winger to come out of Sporting after Ronaldo its because its true.
We've produced more world class players than any club in the world.

>Oxford won't sign anybody until manager situation is sorted!
>Okay, it's sorted, we got some assistant manager guy
>....
>Chairman?
>....
>Chairman? Where are the signings, Chairman?
>.....
>Chairman?
>Promote those three black guys! LANS!
>O-Okay...

Fucking hell.

>>76929085
now
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures
>Rangers

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>>76929106
>no kingdom

>Post some shite
>Get put in your place
>start posting stale pastas and samefagging

The life of an obsessed abl

>>76929118

Rangers died m8

>>76928755
There are no low prices, unless you buy from a badly managed Brazilian club like Bordeaux is doing.

Real Madrid paid 45mi for a youth player.
Chelsea wants 40mi for a 29 years old DM.

>portuguese itks

i'm sorry m8 but everyone knows australia has the only trustworthy itks

>>76929134
Read the latest two chapters today. I do like it a lot.

>>76929110
Dier has become very good here.

Its as if as players get older they get better wouldn't have thought that!

Gelson looked crap at Confed, few years ago you would have been telling me about Renato Sanches, who may i add is a better player

>>76929006
Don't have any info about Barça.
>>76929046
They bought Bruno Fernandes U21 Portuguese capatain to replace Adrien Silva
Battaglia to replace William.(And will buy another DM but I can't talk about that right now)
Acuña is coming to replace Bryan Ruiz

>be a shitposter
>spout some utter shite as usual
>get called out on it
>n-n-o y-you're wrong
>But you said £50M for a league babby
>Y-yes
>And you said that both clubs have made 'big money signings'
>Y-yes...
>So if £50M on a L1 babby is compared to £35M... it makes that £35M look small, doesn't it?
>...
>S-samefag! P-pasta! REEEE!!¬!!!!11one

Imagine lads. Just imagine being Irish. KMS.

>>76929179
>Renato Sanches is better than Gelson

Now i understand why England NT is so shit, its because anglos dont know shit about football

>be Liverpool
>Finish 6th, 8th, 4th after the 'book worthy season' aka 'Dared to Dream' where we somehow failed to win the Title with the words best striker in our team and refball
>Blame this results on everything from the selling of Suarez to it 'not beings Klopp's team'
>Barely scrape Top 4, nearly falling foul on an Arsenal team with so many injuries and suspensions they could field a team on their own
>Claim this as some pinnacle of achievement
>But you dismiss this as a 'sign Klut Kloppo' is finally come good
>You delude yourself into not only thinking you have top players in every area that 'would be competing for positions' with any potential new signings, but also with the belief that people want to go to Liverpool in the first place.
>Start spouting the usual crap about how with a few signings you'll be challenging for trophies (trophies you've not won for over 5 years)
>Start spouting that you'll be challenging the big clubs; Chelsea, City and United, for potential signings.
>Start spouting this all the while ignoring that you only managed Top 4 because you didn't have Europa League, let alone Champions League, football. On top of crashing out of all domestic cups, while only finishing ahead of a team that not only won a trophy but also had CL commitments
>But you ignore this, you just grin and pretend that this is the renaissance of Liverpool Football Club, you pretend this is the start of the new Golden Age and you pretend this is nothing more than a fluke due to external variables and the genuine improvement of teams like Spurs

Being a Liverpool fan is like being a straitjacketed pyscho in a Mental Asylum. You scream and shout and crash about, claiming this is it, this is the end of all those years of hurt. But all you're doing is pissing off the doctors and the poor mentally sound fans who have to walk past your window on the way to the stadium.

Baffling.