/heem/: Wideman edition

Are gay sweaty man hugging each other a sport now?

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>>76924562
If you look at MMA and all you can see is gay sweaty men hugging each other, the fault might be in you and not in the sport.

>>76924562
t. closet fag

>>76924562
is touchdive a sport?

This is the thread

Fuck that little toothpaste boy with a chip on his shoulder

we /spergop/ here

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>>76924562

>>76924868
>the op matters
nobody even reads your fkin posts

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>>76924889
That person is not me.

>>76924943
Cruz 1,2,5.

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>>76924961

>>76924976
2 of 3 judges agree for each round, my guy.

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>>76924943
I wanna see Garbrant - McGregor.

Talk about match of the YEAR!

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>>76924985

>>76925011
samesies

>>76924562
Do you constantly refresh the catalog to be the first poster in a ton of threads? I'm pretty sure you're the same guy lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXOEPPfW5LM

what do you think about this scramble?

does the one armed guillotine in the end seem a bit suspect to you?

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For me its her

>>76925011

>20lb difference

Uhm no honey

>>76925030
No, I just want to derail not sports threads on occasion.

>>76925011

Garbrandt has been ultraheem'd before, Goober has arguably the best KO power at 2 weight classes above him. Garbrandt has good power at 135 but he'd get smoked by Who the Fook is That Guy, let alone Goobs himself.

>>76925037
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXOEPPfW5LM

>what do you think about this scramble?

>does the one armed guillotine in the end seem a bit suspect to you?

Proof that he's Albanian faggot with a greek flag. btw all the Albanians are 5'7" tall the most and I beat the shit out of those manlets every fooking time

>>76925086
conor got outboxed by nate diaz hahahahahaha cody would annilihate him hahahaha

>>76925082
you've got a long way to go, i don't know if you're aware but there a /heem/ posters who have literally dedicated their lives to derailing this

>>76925037
was this fight fixed

he didnt even hook his leg in on that anaconda

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>>76925082
Go to the jungle.

>>76925121
>outboxed

how

>>76925221
how is it humanly possible to be as ugly as joanna?

>>76925121
>outboxed
when did this happen

>>76925227
>>76925235
why did conor shoot for a takedown or use leg kicks

yew've got tew hav certin attributes to beat gooby yeh

>>76925258

ya need te be tree toyms de soize

>>76925251
because he was preparing for a different opponent the whole time?
you saw what happened with energy efficient goober

>>76925210
thats what I think so

seems a bit shady to me

>>76925251
why did nate get knocked down three times and conor not once?

>>76925251
>nate's flurry of wet napkin punches at the end of rounds 2 and 3 count as him outboxing

ok

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>>76925096
Is Karolina/Moroz/Heather-fag the same guy ?
Is he also the Galapagan/Albanian ?

>>76925227
>>76925235
Both fights? Did you not watch them or do you think kicks are a part of boxing ?

>>76925292
I'm Aristotle

>>76925273
>>76925278
>>76925283
even the experts agree that conor was getting outboxed

here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOQ19BM5vfk

>>76925173
>nigger is already recognizing me
>got that many (You)s
It's done, this thread is ruined.

>>76925039
Why'd you hop off of Hardy to the most JUSTed fighter in wmma?

>>76925333
>firas is a boxing expert

and I've seen the video, all he said was it was close. Never said he was getting outboxed

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>>76925292
>Is Karolina/Moroz/Heather-fag the same guy ?

yes he's the same faggot

I used to post Karolinas every now and then too but I stopped since this faggot appeared

>>76925292
I think they are all spammer desu

>>76925333
>coach zahabi being right about anything
watch any of his previous prediction videos
then watch how the fights turned out in the end

imo zahabi was BLESSED with the fighters that happened to stumble upon his gym

BLESSED

>>76925415
for sure he did have a nice gameplan vs Thompson

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>>76925367
She's going back to boxing.She will never fight in bellator again.I'm an mma fan otherwise I had to post here a lot of boxing stuff about her.Good luck to her.I'm a Kookie fan now

>>76924562

Sometimes the erratic judging makes me wonder.

>>76925374
Ur an albanian faggot.An economical refugee who thinks he's Greek.I'm the only Greek here.Albania is ur shitty nation.Get used to it

ΔΕΝ ΘΑ ΓΙΝΕΙΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΑΣ ΠΟΤΕ ΑΛΒΑΝΕ

So I am thinking heem: ehy should I fight for free?

If spainsperg begs me to fight him I will gladly bet 2000 for this fight. I beat him he gives me 2000 thus covering travel expenses, he beats me I hand him 2000 out of my pocket.

Some easy money for a shit fight seems neat

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>>76925397
You're being paranoid
>>76925415
>BLESSED
HASHTAG YUUUU EFFF SEEE HAWAII

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Does anybody have the webm of Nate choking Conor, with the angle that shows how he punches the head into place to set up the choke?

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>>76925496
dn eimai alvanos

now gtfo and spam your waifus elsewhere

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I was just talking to Bruce Leeroy on his livestream and wow... went pretty much like this

The dude was doing nothing but pushing veganism, I told him how I tried it and I didn't feel good on the diet. Set him off bad. He started saying I was letting the government control me and I was being convinced to feel this way. He said humans are not meant to eat meat or dairy so someone brought up how all those babies brought up on a vegan diet died and he said that wasn't true, fake stories etc and that if it was true he'd be dead. Said you're stronger than a newborn and he started shouting about the dairy companies are working together. He then said we don't actually die we're just 4 dimensional beings who learn to escape our 3 dimensional bodies and then shouted about how we wouldn't do our own research and ended the livestream

Dude might be a heem poster

>>76925415
oh for sure I should trust some casual serb on the internet over a well known coach who trains pro fighters in his own gym

do you also have medical advice by any chance?

>>76925562
use the greek keyboard faggot or BTFO proxy cheater

>>76925579
what is your max bench press?

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Also his best friend is raising a baby on almond milk or something

>>76925515
someone might have it in the discord my man

>>76925579
yes i do
hang yourself

>>76925624
>>76925579
BTFO

>>76925415
He picked Lesnar over Hunt.

>>76925500
Repost your ammy fight

>>76925644
he got lucky because the juiced up gorilla was on juice

>>76925624
His neck is too muscular.

Does the Serbian horse puncher still punch here?

>>76925567
Where was this?

>>76925500
You already know Spain will never show up. You're the real deal.

>>76925500
>paying to get sued and go to prison

>>76925674
that guy is long gone

what is your maximum bench press by the way?

>>76925567
Absolutely based

>>76925618
Horrible idea. All babies should be breastfed

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>>76925702
Instalive

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What went wrong?

>>76925904
>miesha tate couldn't even finish this weirdo

>>76925904
She must have an expensive drug habit to get into shitload of debt from yakuza

Will Travis Browne finally get back on track and beat Oleinik?

>>76925893
Everyone was trying to explain that to him and he was just claiming we hadn't done any research. Might have to send Jason Knight round to sort him out

>>76925937
>gets absolutely fucked in one marriage
>instantly engaged to ronda rousey
how is it possible to be this idiotic?

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>>76925937
Travis is getting meme subbed

>HAND FIGHTING HAND FIGHTING NOOOOOOOOO

>>76925562
wew

dat fattie

>>76925086
> Goober has arguably the best KO power at 2 weight classes above him
Stop being delusional faggot.

>>76925567
Are you the brit who got to train with Marc? Is he still a complete cunt?

>>76925922
>>miesha tate couldn't even finish this weirdo
true.She's too strong like a mini sumo fighter
>>76925923
>She must have an expensive drug habit to get into shitload of debt from yakuza
Those weird videos....wtf was all of them

https://youtu.be/a57CpTNyuOE

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>>76925937
Of course

>>76925989

Who else then, Khazcuck?

Only other option is Barbosa.

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>>76926007
That's not very weird by jap porn standards

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>>76926032

>>76926032
Why must you post this image specifically? It has nothing to do with Schaub. I want to discuss current MMA topics but you guys blow it for me and everyone else.

>>76925989
yeh idk why he said arguably...

should have said

Goober has easily the best KO power at 3 weight classes above him

>>76926051
joanna looks like a walking corpse

>>76926074
>two non whites.jpg

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>>76926094
Too spooky

>>76926095
unironically true

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>>76926048
You're trying to say gobby could knock middle weight fighter am I correct?
>>76926088
Oh you

>>76925904
that hippo is sooooo skeptical

>>76926081
What are you talking about? That was an image of Travis Browne. You're being weird.

>>76926081
Because we are discussing Travis Browne? I don't see the issue of me posting a pic of Travis when we're talking about Travis

>>76926167
No, I asked if Travis will win this weekend and he posted an image with a filename that is derogatory towards Schaub.
>>76926180
Yeah whatever dude, you know exactly what you did.

>>76925904
Aren't Japanese prostitutes supposed to be tattooed to show who their owner is?

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>>76926144
He's saying that Goob has the most KO power out of all Fedda and Lightweights, dear Borat

>>76926190
You're reading way too far into things.

>>76926219
No, I'm reading literally what it says in the filename.

>>76925086
Goobs isn't that powerful, he's just very precise and has good timing. He's said it himself and so did Mendes after their fight
I'd say someone like Michael Johnson has more "KO power" than him.

>>76926144

Garbrandt is at 35, Goobs is 2 weight classes above him and is also arguably the hardest hitting fighter in his division.

Either way I think we're getting way off base, the core argument is that Cody Garbrandt is a fucking faggot who will not get a single title defense. He's the Luke Rockhold of the Bantamweight division, I can't wait til he losses his title in his next fight and gets kicked out of the UFC cuz Dana wakes up one day and says "I don't want to pay that faggot anymore" like he did with Cuckhold.

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WHERE IS THE GODAMN EMBEDDED

>>76926204
>only one clean KO in his UFC career
>KO power
pick one.

>>76925997
He offered but it never happened, and he seemed fine to me lad.

>>76926228
I disagree, my guy. You're taking this too personally and it's not healthy.

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>>76926196
She doesn't have any tattoo on her body.Shes clean as milk

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>>76926246
Feel free to name guys who have more KO's with punches in those divisions

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/GYOB8r0V2v4
https://youtu.be/GYOB8r0V2v4
https://youtu.be/GYOB8r0V2v4

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>>76926331
It's her tattoo artist.

>>76926348
you just know she just pays him with head...

>>76926432
No, I don't know.

What race is schaub's wife?

>>76926441
Take it easy, Brendan

>>76926348
What are you talking about? Travis Browne is a fighter not a tattoo artist

>>76926246
he has the best technique and accuracy of all those weight classes

not necessary straight power but all of those combined make him the deadliest striker desu

>>76926204
Oh yeah I understand now. Fuck this tricky language.
>>76926233
I want TJ to beat cody actually. Believe he is capable of doing this too.

>>76926467
I was talking about Travis Browne and his fight with Oleinik but the buffoons have to drag everything off topic.

>>76926348
I don't think anyone would need to take their shirt off for that tattoo man

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R8 my new sandals

Does the poster who defends Schaub in every single thread for over a year get paid? I hope so

>>76926487
It's a one-piece dress, she had to remove the top part or else it would get in the way.

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>>76926494
Looking great!

>>76926517
Why would someone wear a one piece dress to go get their "tattoo" done

Does Werdum/Overeem look more like the first fight or the 2nd fight?

>>76926494
european size 49.1

>>76926494
ugly feet

>>76926348
Where there is blacked there is Schaub

Imagine being those fat, neck beard losers stalking schaubs's beautiful wife, spending hours just scrolling down her instagram page to find a 5 year old photo of her standing next to another man

Truly pathetic, why are people so jealous over Schaub? As a fighter he was a warrior with massive heart, never ducked anyone. As a person he's funny, kind, confident, trust worthy. How could anyone hate him?

>be a h8r
>obsess over cuck fantasies and pedophilia
Call me dense, but I don't see how that makes fun of Schaub.

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Do you guys still think that Aldo would win in a re-match with Conor ?

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>>76926676
>>76926696
Shit post 6 to 7 times a day

Double this amount. Maybe four times this amount

>>76926551
That fight is so underrated
No one's talking about it and it's so top tier

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>>76926743
Nah. Surprised Jose let Aldo get his face with those T-Rex arms so clean. Is Max that good or is Jose losing it?

>>76926743
Conor completely delet'd aldo, ruined his career. Aldo should retire

>>76926743
Zero chance

>>76926233
Cody is arguably the goat and will defend his title twice and then retire undefeated

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>>76924540
>4 days til ufc 213
>less than a month until cormier/jones 2 (knock on fucking wood)

GET HYPE

>>76926233
hahahaha h8rs are so shook hahahahaha cody is gonna be a four weight champ hahahaha

yoel whittaker is the only fight worth stealing

>>76926770
I'm still shocked over this
Shit like this DOESN'T happen to ELITE fighters

>>76926770
>Nah. Surprised Jose let Aldo get his face with those T-Rex arms
Max''s arms are long he just has narrow shoulders

Aldo was very injured and couldn't train cardio.
Max is very good at rolling with shots though, people talk about him like he has a Diaz chin but even in the Conor fight he rolled with the shots very well

>>76926472
this. he has great timing and accuracy and knows when to pull the trigger. most of his tko's really aren't from power shots, he just catches people at the right time.

>>76926845
>aldo by submission

How does anybody like Robin black?

>>76926900
He's charismatic and provides good insight.

>>76926876
What?

>>76926517
Good excuse.

>>76926743
>DROPPED BY A JAB

HAHA

>>76926951
That was a cross

>>76926794
I've got the Khabib/Tony effect with that fight. It's been put and cancelled so much that I find it hard to even be that excited anymore

>>76926905
I wasn't asking for dorks' opinions.

>>76927001
Rather be a dork than a nerd.

>>76926876
still mad still poor

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Did you knew that Moose is making his own documentary mini series ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAnHygToeWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzznhZt0nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-EqFW_46RU

pretty cool stuff

>>76927151
pretty shit when you compare it to REEM

intro is way too long

>>76927157
post unshopped description

>>76927012
To bad your both.

>>76927157
Keep your cuck fantasies to yourself.

>>76926987

same it isn't real till the doors close

rest of the card is pretty stacked though

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Who is your favorite woman fighter?

>>76927064
I make six grand a year just from my work not counting my portfolios

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>>76924540
>all those events
>no Shooto

>>76925500
>thinking that unemployed manolo has 2000 to his name

Lmao

>>76927161
It is long but it's Bas so that's cool

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Happy 4th of July.

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Missed me?

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>>76927275
Happy birthday Murrica

>>76927283
makeup is one helluva drug

>>76925500
spain is an ex-fatty tryhard who still needs to lose 20 pounds. he will not show.

post ammy fight or training footage pl0x

>>76927170
That *is* the unshopped description.

>>76927196
I don't know, I almost feel burnt out in the sense that even when the doors close and the fight is over it just won't feel the same.
I was so hyped for Khabib/Tony
So hyped. Now I feel like it could just happen and it'll be interesting but it's not the same hype

imagine being Volkan Oezdemir at 214

Your basically just there to legitimise Manuwa hanging around, waiting for Jones or DC to fuck up the card.

>>76927349
Volkan is getting the KO, my dude.

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>>76927283

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>>76927312

>>76927204
>woman fighter
those aren't real, anon

>>76927369
>>76927373
The fuck is wrong with you.

>>76927343

Yea, I kinda want Khabib to go away to be honest

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>>76927196
>JBJ vs DC
high risk of cancellation
>Cyborg vs Meegan
was hype for that, not much so for Tonya
>Woodley vs Maia
After what 112 and 209 showed us this has potential to be the most boring fight in history
>Choi vs Fili
cancelled
>Sterling vs Barao
should be good
>Manuwa vs Volkan
should be spicy as hell
>Sage vs Puelles
changed opponent, should be still fun tho
>Lamas vs Knight
spice
>Cowboy vs Lawler
high cancellation probability fight but should be awesome

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>>76927413
idk

>>76927444
Evinger is gonna knock out Cyborg

>>76927444
>superboy vs Fili canceled

Fuck, I forgot that. Kill me extremely high dpeed.

>>76927444

Don't forget Cerrone vs Lawler got added to that card

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>>76926494

>>76927204
none, women should stick with girly shit like artistic gymnastics and leave the fighting to the men

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Khabib Pull Out Queen Can't Keep From Eating... #Fat #TeamTiramasu Knew He Would Lose... Knew He Would Break #SnapFu

Will Cerrone ever win a title?

>>76927503
It says it right there at the bottom, you mong

>>76927438
Same here. He's not holding up his work visa agreement. He has to go back.

>>76927522

oh shit pls no bully

>>76927518
racist

>>76927373
wow cute

https://www.rt.com/sport/395271-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-facts/

>>76927520
I don't see it happening at Welterweight honestly
I think at LW he does have a good shot at it. He's a big dude and it works to his favour. It's not like he went on a decline there, just got mauled by RDA

I think there are interesting fights for him at LW

>>76927551

nah pressure wash your flaps its how you keep it clean

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There could be a UFC fighter browsing This Thread right now and we wouldn't even know it

>>76927520
Cerrone could have beat Eddie, but that is no more.

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>>76927573

>>76927520
>>76927574

nah he keeps folding under pressure...

Lawler is gonna box him up, Wonderboy would pick him apart, and Woodley would take his head off

If Nick Diaz did fight again it'd be fun to give him Cowboy though

>>76927583
There was a fighter a while back who got his ass kicked in his debut, his twitter was him posting a bunch of /x/ threads.

>>76927583
H-hi

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>>76927583
u think so?

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>>76927444
will poland ever recover?

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>>76927626
That's what I'm saying though
I don't see it at WW but I think he'd fare better at LW

I could honestly see him Top 5 there, his range and size would probably help against someone like Johnson were he to come back. Like I said, he never went on a decline at Lightweight. He was on a great steak but just ran into RDA

>muay thai is VERY overrated
t. an actual /heem/ poster, stated completely unironically

>>76927672
Please tell me you already knew this

>>76927639
I can see someone Cody browsing here

>>76927700
the first to get up rule is dumb, if both people are actually OUT it should be a draw

>>76927710
i'm 35 i've been watching combat sports longer than you've been alive you tea sipping ass

>>76927520
He would have to take the game more seriously, which he won't do when he fights 4 times a year for jokes.

He would also have to grow out of that "stand-and-bang" attitude and go back to leg-kicking and grappling, because his traditional boxing is not great.

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>>76927520
King is a title

>>76927755
Why are you getting confrontational?
You don't have to act tough all the time bro, even on America day

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Close ups of KK are cute

>>76927700

I don't see him getting past Tony but yea... Fighters very rarely do better when they change weight classes

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snake here
sup heem

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>>76927786
Kinda over KK tbqh

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>>76927800
What challenges do fighters have fighting in smaller weight classes? Aside from cutting, I'm talking about the actual fight itself

#skullfuck

>>76927837
cowboy had plenty of challenges at LW considering how often he got rekt

>>76927811
Cody singlehandedly ruined that joke

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>>76927786

>>76927849
To be fair he's only lost to some of the best when they were on the top of their game.

so what's the deal with picks?

>>76927837

Cowboy jumped into Welter without really building the frame for it... he got KOed by RDA in December then found Welter in December and did 4 back to back fights that year increasingly getting muscled out

The ghost of Brown and Story before they got KOed was closer than people remember

Hes had some delays so hopefully he used that time to condition but Cowboy's got some wear and tear man... Lawler too but it feels like Cowboy is gonna get KOed pretty nasty

>>76928105
Lawler's ability to stand and bang is much better than Cowboy's.

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>ufc 2

The Muay Thai Skeleton of Volume Striking is the qtest wmma fighter

>>76927780
I am tough All. The. Time. Stfu u dnb.

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>Beat up people half his size
>Become 2 div world champion
Why is this allowed?

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>>76928369
Maybe if they drank their milk they wouldn't be so small lol

Conor Mcgregor is the modern day Bruce lee. Master of his art. Innovative. Fights anyone anywhere even if they're bigger.

>>76928409
conrad has great teeth for a brit

>>76928409
literally never drank cow pus and im taller than conor

Cowboy is big enough anyway. I think lightweight is the right place for him

>>76928487
Prove it.

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>>76928369
Precedence

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>>76927780
he's masking insecurity with bravado

>>76928487
you weren't breastfed? no wonder you're a manlet

>>76928499
I thought he had a small frame but he's broader and bulkier than I thought. Him and Masvidal have very similar walk around weights

>>76928505
conor is 5"9 im 5"10

Your thoughts on Chiesa vs Lee guys? Just watched it and got the feeling Michael weren't gonna escape from dat grip anyway. Also you now remember he wanted to fight based Ferguson

>>76928529
your mother does plenty for me

>>76928668
Horrible stoppage, debating whether he was going to escape or not is utterly useless because we don't know either way.

>>76928602
That's not proof you manlet. Post a picture of you next to a tape measurer w/ time stamp and a note from you doctor declaring you've never had milk.

I'll wait.

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>>76928602
>5-10"
>proud of it
manlet delusion is entertaining

>>76928740
but he went limp for a second there.

>>76928668
Shit stoppage. You don't stop it just because a sub is locked in, you wait for the tap or the fighter to pass out. Totally premature - wether Chiesa was going to escape or not is completely irrelevant. You think Jones vs Belfort should have been stopped because Vitor had the armbar locked in?

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>>76928737
>fumbling for a reply, settles on most pathetic, grade school tier one possible

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just watched pic related again

what an awesome shitshow lmao

>>76928787
Hard to say
He was reacting immediately when the fight was stopped

>>76928574
Honestly it's so hard to tell. People think Tony is skinny but when you look at how broad his shoulders are and how long his arms are. If he was 5'11 but with a smaller frame he'd look huge.

People try to claim Nate walks around at 200 pounds but when you look at how narrow his shoulders are and everything else I'd be surprised if he could ever get that big. People say Conor walks around light and that he's only 5'9 but when you take into consideration his arms compared to other 5'9ers. Not like biceps but just the length and his forearms are so wide. Huge head big shoulders all these things add up. I'd be surprised if Cowboy didn't walk around at about 190 same as Masvidal

>>76926951

>a jab

retard

>>76928754
Ask your mother

>>76928814
Back 2 the discord please

Lads was Big Nog Vs Sapp a fixed fight?
Because otherwise it's absolutely awesome, movie tier

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>>76928602
King of manlets

>>76927413

>suddenly appears in heem a couple of weeks ago
>aggressive waifu cycling

something's afoot, strewth

>>76928838
Yes you are.

>>76928903
Probably not, that was when Sapp was actually trying to be a good fighter, not to mention he permanently fucked up Minotauro's neck with the slam, seems unlikely that would been kosher if it was fixed

>>76928886
Jabs and crosses are the exact same, weak punches. To get dropped by either is a fucking embarrassment

retard

awful lotta little bitchtit milk drinkers here

mandrama worshipers too

disgusting

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Has the train officially derailed?

>>76928893
She said anybody who claims 5'10" is a manlet.

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>>76928942

>>76928942

>Jabs and crosses are the exact same

lmao just leave it there and stop posting you embarrassment

>>76928886
People say Donald dropped Edson with a jab but it was actually a hook

>>76928931
Thanks man
Now I can enjoy it even more

It's such a good fight, Nog is based af

>>76928971
You just embarrassed yourself though really

>>76929009
You seem really upset

>>76929017
>batman posting

kys

Jab- a straight left hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight right hand punch.

Cross- a straight right hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight left hand punch.

>>76928999
His fight with Cro Cop is one of my favs, he had the best chin in the world at the time and good lord did he rely on it

>>76929105
back 2 the discord please

>>76929105
I'll have to catch that, watched Fedor/Cro Cop the other day
Interesting fight but if you were looking at it objectively the fight itself wasn't too great after the first

>>76929125
Who hurt you?

>>76929067
>Jab- a straight left hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight right hand punch.

>Cross- a straight right hand punch if you are an orthodox fighter. If you're a southpaw, its a straight left hand punch.

So no difference then, same amount of power. fucking embarrassing

>>76929151
Are you okay?

>>76929165
100% how are you?

>>76929172
>>76929165
>>76929151
>>76929151
Why are you defending discord scum?

>>76928903
yes same with le banner fight

>>76929203
Im surprised that cuck even bothered to show himself after Cruz beat TJ

>>76929160
I agree, you shouldn't really get dropped by anything but a hook.

>>76929203
heem has a discord? if so link it bitch

>>76929277
fuck off slavshit, we're full

>>76929222
Don't tell lies unless you can back it up

Yo heem

On a scale of 0-10 what are DCs chances to beat Jon Jones this time?

>>76929277
>>>/r/mma

>>76929313
4

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Is there a problem in this thread?

>>76928814
I'm not saying the ref should stop the fight when sub locks but Chiesa's protests are rather stupid anyway. Mario just saved him some braincells, he should have been grateful actually

>>76929313
2.5

>>76929203
Idgaf about discord. You bring it up every thread tho, it seems like you got hurt. We are worried about you.

>>76929345
It's a script you idiot

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https://youtu.be/HPuuvdhNej8

What happened to Maynard and Miller? They're not even that old.

I remember thinking Cole had the potential to be great at lightweight

>>76929365
Are you ok?

>>76929289
just my guess
maybe the nog fight wasnt
but this was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3rvpXiNmXc

(NO SOURCE TO BACK IT UP)

>>76929345
>We
cringe, back to the discord

Was it a jab or a cross that dropped Edson?

>>76929313
6

>>76929277
Just look in the game threads. Theyre always shilling it then

So what are the chances of Goober taking another fight if he loses his next ufc fight?

>>76929686
If he returns to the UFC then it will be for more than 1 fight
I actually think the chances of him retiring are higher if he wins.

>>76929686
100% chance he rematches if he loses. Retires if he wins.

>>76929686
What are the chances the UFC folds after goober cashes out

So guys do you think Dana forced Konner to sign some sort of contract by which he will definetely be back to UFC in return to letting him fight Floyd?

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/heem/ bless my pipe dream

>>76926745
lol

>>76929823
No
He can't force anyone to fight

>>76929725
>>76929720
He's gonna defend the LW belt and then fight Nate.

Why do people reply to obvious bait but not serious discussions?

>>76929860
But Dana can sue some crazy amount of money off of him if Konner retires without fulfilling his contract with the ufc

>>76929823

fighting contracts have to have a retirement clause Conor can just retire.

I hope he does leave after to be honest this honey dicking hanging around will they won't they shit sucks. Either defend your belt this year or let LW move on

>>76929720
>>76929725
So you think that he will want a rematch even if he gets smeshed or deleted by tony? After all the cash that Mayweather gave him?

>>76929928
No he can't
He retires he retires, that's it