/hoc/ 4th of July edition

She's just big boned

>>76923861
how'd she get in?

>>76923921
down the chimney

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>rags

jesse puljujarvi

The Bruins will unironically win the cup next year. Mcavoy is the goat

>>76923963
Genius on and off ice

>>76923966
>The Bruins will unironically win the cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlrUsCDJ9s

>>76923963
Has there ever been a better post?

>Golden Knights trade Marcus Kruger to Canes for a 5th round pick in 2018

>>76924222
Why do scandi creeps like Donald Duck so much? He was always the worst cartoon character

>>76924529
And the worst healer

>>76924529
lmao donald duck and scrooge are by fat the best disney characters

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>>76924451
>surely we'll win a cup if we trade for the hawks leftovers!

>>76924529
If you pay attention to Donald Duck cartoons, you'll notice that he constantly gets cucked by other superior characters, so naturally, this appeals to Scandinavians.

>>76924529
>finns
>scandi

nyet

>>76923439
>Devils that low

someone didn't get the memo

>>76924710
>it's americans have to self insert with everything episode
you know it's not real life right? It's the same with movies, you guys always have to self-insert.

>>76924731
Still no defense

>>76924529
i read donald duck comics as a kid for scrooge, and other characters
donald himself was a bit boring

The Carolina Blackhawks strike again.

>>76924851
mickey mouse is by far the worst and most boring

>>76924731
Finland doesnt exist. It's just small towns of Eastern Sweden, Western Russia and Northern Estonia.

Laine is Elite linesmate babby.

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>>76924968

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>>76924752
It's escapism, wouldn't you want to escape your life as an american?

>>76924962
Ancient finnish kings almost conquered whole europe. So actually Sweden, Estonia, And some part of Russia belongs to finland.

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>Lundshit

>>76924529

Because he was a downtrodden poor sob like us: his nephews were shit, Daisy is a whore and he had no regular job.

Reading Donald Duck comics was a necessary preparation for my adulthood

>>76924962

QUICK RUNDOWN

>"country" shaped like a fish
>fish have fins
>theres no land there its 99% water used by russia and japan for fishing
>call it finland as a joke

>>76925047
t. Living in the past guy

>>76923861
Almost makes you feel bad for the janitor

>>76925010

That brown sign says "ukkometo alberta"

What that suppose to mean?

When Kovalchuk lands in Akron, will he mesh well with Tortallini?

>>76925110
*Blocks your path

>>76925146
well, don't you speak finnish?

isn't Kruger worth a little more than a fifth-rounder?

A Finn will win
>Art Ross
>Hart Memorial
>Ted Lindsay
>Rocket Richard

But one will not lift the Stan Lee

t. Future guy giving you a lil taste of the 2018 season.

Happy 4th of July Amerifriends

>>76925264
I don't understand why it says ukkometso. Good picture though

>>76925322
well what does ukkometo mean in finnish?

>>76924752
Donald Duck is an American cartoon faggot, create your own shit, stop stealing.

>>76925362
Ukkometso means capercaillie cock.

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Pulju and Laine

>>76925388
That guy has a decent hairline.
You are fraud news. Sad.

>>76923861
I like how he just slammed his cart against the fatass

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>>76925420
Good eye, here is the real pic

>>76925470
This checks out

>>76925288
I don't think McPhee cares as long as he gets a pick, since he's essentially playing with house money.

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>>76925482

>>76925470
Why does he wear his hat like that? Its not even covering his eyes from any light.

>>76925506
Fashion is his true passion

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>>76925504
>HARRYYYY POTTER...SEE WHAT IVE BECOME...I MUST LIVE OFF ANOTHER....AS A PARASITE

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>>76925543
Back to tv

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>>76925600
Back to pol

>>76923921
they built around her

Happy 4th of July

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>Finland

>>76925817
that's oldschool pic

>>76925817
Finland is Sweden's buffer zone. It's always been like this.

>>76925897
Saved the pic in 2011, lol
Looked through some old folders

>>76926044
Those are pretty badass statistics desu

>Nail Yakupov with the Avalanche
WEW
E
W

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Which teams needs a #1 goalie the most? Thinking in the same tier as Bobbrosky/Schneider

>>76926279
Calgary
>unironically signed Mike Smeth

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>>76925312
thanks noble Ally.

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>>76926187
Genuily thought you were trolling
Wtf is Joe Sakic doing

>>76926505
well....its time to find out if Nail is an absolute bust or not.
He will get real top line minutes in Colorado. Instead of shoved down on the 3rd and 4th line like everywhere else.

Personally, I think he's a bust. But there is no doubt Dedmonton totally mishandled his development as they did so many others. Dedmonton sucks at developing players, they had to keep trying until finally they got one good enough that they couldn't absolutely ruin.

Even RNH would probably be a lot better than he is, if he was developed by an American team instead of Dedmonton.

>>76926187
>>76926505
>spending 875k for one year to see if a first overall unbusts himself

Not really crazy. Just gonna be funny when he has a mediocre deal and he signs a big contract that destroys a team for years to come. Sakic playing 4d chess.

>>76924529
Saint Donald Duck is the patron saint of the Nordics

>>76926578
>one way contract

he's never going to unbust

>>76926505
it's like buying a lottery ticket

>>76926868
I'm moderately interested to see if he can be a MacKinnon babby like Drouin was.
Besides his cap hit is non-existent.

Who cares? the avs are garbage, at least this gives us something to watch about them.

>unironically signing Yakupov
>the absolute fucking state of lolorado

>>76926505
>>76926578
>>76926792

ELITE


https://youtu.be/w-6q_yaTxWw

>go to canada
>toilet bowl is usa size
>roads are usa tier
>cars have non orange turn signal like usa

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>>76925075
QUICK RUNDOWN
>one city is a French colony
>next city is full of people who fled there for more diversity
>wienerpeg is full of people whose ancestors date back thousands of years
>redditmonton full of degenerates who came because they couldn't pass highschool.
>vanpooper is just hipsters and chinks

Is all of the Finn bullying just projecting?

>>76925312
And a happy Tuesday to you. Still on summer break?

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>>76927025
>Large countries are harder to maintain than small ones.
woaaaahhh, anymore genius insight you have for us?

>>76927025

>babies no longer have genders

What did they mean by this

>>76927005
that song sounds so lame without marching nazi sounds

are the Oilers disassembling the greatest team since Gretzky and Kurri or are they just refining it, keeping what's essential?

>>76927213
the greatest team is obviously Pittsburgh because they have fucking Crysby and Malkin on the same damn team.
Its the closest to Messier-Gretzky in the cap era.

That being said, Pittsburgh "fans" are annoying cunts.

>>76927242
I meant the greatest Oilers team since Gretzky and Kurri

Predict next season's standings, /hoc/.

>>76927242
Crosby Malkin AND Kessel.

Soon Duchene.

>>76927319
>Metro:
Pens
Islanders
Caps

>Atlantic
Leafs
Sens
Bolts

>WC:
Canes
Jackets

>Central:
Stars
Preds
Blackhawks


>Pacific
Ducks
Oilers
Flames

>WC:
Sharks
Wilds

>>76927319
Washington(they'll lose before the ECF again, tho)
Columbus
Pittsburgh
New York Rangers
Carolina*
New York Islanders
Philadelphia
New Jersey

Toronto
Boston
Ottawa
Tampa
Montreal
Florida
Detroit
Buffalo

Dallas
Nashville
Minnesota
Winnipeg
St.Louis*
Chicago
Colorado

Edmonton
Anaheim
Calgary
San Jose
Los Angeles
Arizona
Vancouver

>>76927430
*=Team makes playoffs in wildcard position.

>>76927430
>>76927457
you only listed 1 wild card for each conference, and forgot vegas.

>>76927505
What a fucking idiot.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/07/03/kevin-shattenkirk-rangers-signing/

>>76927319
M1. Washington
M2. Pittsburgh
M3. Columbus
M4. NYIslanders(WC1)
M5. Carolina(WC2)
M6. NYRangers
M7. Philadephia
M8. New Jersey
A1. Tampa Bay
A2. Toronto
A3. Montreal
A4. Boston
A5. Ottawa
A6. Buffalo
A7. Florida
A8. Detroit

C1. Minnisota (PC)
C2. Chicago
C3. Dallas
C4. Winnipeg (WC2)
C5. Nashville
C6. St.Louis
C7. Colorado
P1. Anaheim
P2. Edmonton
P3. Calgary
P4. Los Angeles (WC1)
P5. San Jose
P6. Vegas
P7. Arizona
P8. Vancouver

The Pittsburgh Penguins with 3peat as Stanley Cup Champions and Sidney Crosby will win his 3rd Conn Smythe in a row (even though Evgeni Malkin, Bill Kessel, and Matt Murray deserve it more).

>>76927830
they won't win shit without hainsey

>>76927822
>Wilds President trophy
Oh wow, what makes you think that? Genuin question

>>76927840
Hainsey is so fucking slow lmao. They could have won this year with ruhwedel instead of him

>>76927840
kek

>>76927874
He's still pretty solid. His only bad game was game 6 vs the craps

>>76927773
>Shittycuck
>Elite
Loving every laugh

>>76927773
Is he really THAT good

Actual predictions for this season

Metro

1.Penguins-105 points
2-Islanders-101 points
3-Jackets-100 points

Atlantic

1-Leafs-103 points
2-Lightning-99 points
3-Sabres-97 points

Wild cards

1-Capitals-95 points
2-Hurricanes-93 points

Central

1-Stars-106 points
2-Predators-102 points
3-Blues-100 points

Pacific

1-Oilers-110 points
2-Ducks-107 points
3-Flames-101 points

Wild cards

1-Jets-99 points
2-Wild-97 points

>pens have 4 left sided defensemen
>they view hunwick as a top 4
>maattas value is at an all time high right now

Maatta+2nd round pick for Jordan Staal with Carolina retaining 2mil.

>>76928026
You want Staal over Duchene?

Nigga?

>>76926187
>biggest bust in the league signs with the worst team
pottery

>>76928053
Sakic will not give away Duchene for anything less than an Elite D and a 1st round pick

>>76928053
They want to do what the Hawks are doing

>>76928026
Why would Carolina want even more D?

>>76928138
Awesome.

>>76928138
>he will never win olympic gold
Crushing

>>76924872
Yes, and Muricans love him because he is a Mary Sue

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>>76928138

rangers wasting precious cap on desharnais

>>76928138
Thought he was morphing into a Jew at first. Would've been more accurate desu,

>>76928232
>Rags
>Not being incompetent fucks

>>76928232
Good player tbqhwy

>>76928232
>wasting precious cap
>on a top line center

pls

>>76928322
This. Rags have had a very good offseason.

>>76928053
Staal can come at a much cheaper price because his value is as low as it's ever been when in reality he's still producing at the rate of a 2nd line center on a terrible team. He's also signed through the next 6yrs and if Carolina retains 2mil then that's Staal locked up for 6yrs at 4mil. Personally I love Duchene he's been my favorite non Pens players for years. Hell I'd probably start beating my dick if the Pens got him. That said Duchene is only signed the next 2yrs at 6mil. No way Pens keep him not to mention they would probably have to give up Maatta+1st+Sprong to get him. Staal much lower price and will be locked up for years on a very cap friendly contract.

>>76928232
>>76928232
They only have one competent center in mika and a fucko in hayes. Then absolutely no one. They had to sign him

>>76928322
>top line
>nigga he's a third

deharnay(????) was meh in edmonton but he scored one of the most clutch goals in the season, so theres that

>>76928232
>rags

>facebook /NHLonNBCSports/videos/1555606837792921/

kek

>>76928457
He's gonna be the second or third line guy depending on if they want to move miller hayes and grabner up or not.

>>76928348
I'd be happy getting Staal back but not on that contract and I don't think Francis would be willing to retain any of it.

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Finns r cool

Gonna watch miracle today

>>76928607
Its a decent flick. True hockey kino is D3

>>76928571
>I'd be happy getting Staal back but not on that contract

This. Maybe for 3.5-4 tops. He's just not worth anywhere close to 6mil.

>>76928607
>literally the last US gold medal
Sad!

>>76928633
Which is a shame because he'd be a perfect 3C (defensive minded, wins faceoffs, kills penalties) whereas Duchene is pretty much too good for that role (he'd pretty much have to be on the PK)

>>76927213
>>76927314
well?

>>76928592
what the fuck? why are they dropping this little deer in the well????

>>76928457
This. His stint for the Oil was forgettable as fuck, but holy shit did I ever love him that game.

>>76928348
I'm sure Avs would be willing to retain some of that cap hit.

>>76928911
With the way Sakic has been dealing with the whole Duchene thing I doubt it. He seems to just want an absolute mint of a return with only giving up Duchene nothing else.

Kovalchuk back to the KHL for one more year

Debbies BTFO

>>76929012
yep. sad thing is, I'm not not that's doing duchene any good too.

you think he's gonna pull 30-30-60 ever in Colorado?

No. his teammates don't give a fuck and if he hasn't publicly bitched about them yet, it's only a matter of time.

>>76929381
can't blame him for wanting to play in the Olympics

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>>76929381
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JERSEY SHORE ON CONTINOUS SUICIDE WATCH

>>76929487
He literally just didnt wanna play in Poolumbus

>>76929450
Duchene is the one that doesn't give a fuck.

He played like utter shit and it showed he didn't care.

The rookies that got called up at the end of the season played with more heart than him.

>>76929518
Pyeongchang > Poolumbus
Dog soup > burgers

Easy choice there

>>76927418
>>76927430
>>76927822
>>76928021
>sallad

>>76929639
t. Asian

>>76928180
>>76928655
>forgetting 2018

>>76929381

at least this means next year the >rags will sign him to some hilarious contract

>>76929718
We're not gonna win

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Is he Cell key material?

>>76929749

Probably something like 35 mil 6 years. Buy him out after 3 years.

>>76929718
>implying the KHL isnt gonna walk over everyone else

Itll be CHL and USDT/NCAA players for Canada/USA

>>76929593
Well look at from his perspective. Talks of him getting traded started 2yrs ago and then he officially was put on the trade block this season. Sakic is handling it poorly cause he's absolutely refusing to budge from what he wants in a return. Duchene knows he's getting traded and at this point probably wants it over with. Sakic just keeps jerking him around. It's been going on for over a year and it's known that ownership is getting tired of it too.

>#Caps sign Burakovsky to two-year extension at salary cap hit of $3 million

>>76927319
>Metro
Pittsburgh
Columbus
Rags
Washington (WC1)
Carolina (WC2)
Isles
Philly
New Jersey

>Atlantic
Montreal
Toronto
Tampa
Ottawa
Boston
Buffalo
Florida
Detroit

>Central
Chicago
Minnesota
St. Louis
Nashville (WC1)
Dallas
Winnipeg
Colorado

>Pacific
Edmonton (PT)
San Jose
Anaheim
Calgary (WC2)
LA
Vancouver
Vegas
Arizona

>>76931136
top bait

>>76931172
hello greece

>>76931308
huo nocte

>"The Red Wings have a little over 2 Mil in cap space with Tartar and Athanasiou still to sign new deals. GMs with cap space are already circling them like vultures."
Are the wings really this fk'd?

>>76931347
Athanassiou to Devils and everybody hails the rightful king, calling it now, screencap it, print it, post it, notify your neighbours about it.

Which is the best NHL team ever and why is it New Jersey Devils 1995-2003?

>>76931500
it's actually the New Jersey Devils always

>>76931500
Kurri's oilers AINEC

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>>76928021
>Sabres in the playoffs
>Hawks not

>>76931668
As far-fetched as it is, this would please me greatly.

>>76931657
answer this if you would like please

>>76927213

>>76928021
>islels

>>76931682
Im not going to because its a garbage question.

>>76931692
be at least a little courteous

>

>r

>ra

>rag

>buljus

>rags

You don't think Detroit Red Wings 97-02 is the best team?

The had players like Datsyuk, Lidström, Yzerman etc

What's all this memeing with the Isles making the playoffs in this thread? Did I miss something?

>>76931754
why do you only have half a minute postfreeze?

>>76931783
Fedorov, Chelios, Osgood, Holmström.. Based team

>>76931668
Hawks are going to miss it by one point. And that loss will be against vegas

>>76927822
do you honestly believe the VGK arent going to be the worst team in the pacific next year?
the cantpucks and yotes are pretty shit but they arent a team full of rejects. lots of people talk about how well VGK drafted, but the draft class was complete shit this year.
they will be fortunate to get upto 70 points.

>>76931854
Vegas is going to be shit even with fleury. The only good players left are Suzuki, schmidt, miller, haula, and perron. Everyone else is just scraps or will regress greatly, like Neal

How is everyone doing today?

Today I slept in, biked to the grocery store, fapped, harvested my garlic, and am currently finished up some pulled pork im bringing to a buddies get together.

>>76931920
Went to the zoo with my wife and kid
Then relaxed
Love summer vacation

>>76931806

4chan pass

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Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>76931854
Cantpucks are gonna tank for Dahlin

>>76931997
Elite hockey knowledge

>>76931988
shouldn't you have no freeze at all?

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>with the 4th overall pick, after finishing with just 37 points, the Vancouver Canucks select Dallas Duckson!

>>76931920
slept my sleep debt away and ate trash

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>>76931997
>tfw forgot about this meme

>>76932031

No, it's still a 30 second delay for textless posts and a minute for posts with images on spee. It varies by board.

>>76932086

*imageless, not textless

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>Goat

>>76931997
Good post redditor

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>>76932151
LOL XD! Thank you so much. I was having a bad day (my cat woke me up early because he is grumpy lol) but your comment really turned it around. I hope your day is as good as mine stranger!

tfw you clean your room and find an unopened envelope with a Christmas card from 2015 with $150 in it

Guess we'll eat tomorrow, lads. TYBG

>>76932243
>not having at least $5,000 of liquid capital
Lad...

>>76932243
How can you be broke this early in the month? For helvede Norge

>>76932309
If you actually got past grade 9 you would know oil sands on your grandpa's land that someone thinks is worth >5k isnt what people mean by liquid capital.

[Eastern Standings]

[Western Standings]

Thoughts?

>>76932376
Terrible predictions

>>76932243
bon appettite haha

what does the G stand for? God?

>>76932375
Fuck you Julian, you know I didn't get my grade 10

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What the FUCK is his problem???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>76932494
Me on the left

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>>76932309
>>76932361
I'm a national embarrassment, I know.

>>76932494
Someone get that Macllelan quote about how hes never seen a youngster like Jesse eat so much

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>>76932517

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>>76932243

>tfw getting big promotion in a couple weeks
>tfw I will have an extra $1800 or so in disposable income each month from this promotion (most will go to investments but a few hundred each month will go into more /tg/ autism toys)
>tfw my job duties won't change other than doing more to help train new employees, which I'm good at and I don't mind doing that
>tfw negotiated more working at home days plus an extra week of vacation days into this promotion

wait a minute

how comes americans are here

aren't they supposed to be out

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>>76932494

>>76932571
>tfw moved a year ago and still have no friends
Know a few people from high school here hung out with them once my first week here then never heard from them again

>>76932606
no college/coworker friends?

go shoot some fireworks at a park and make friends

H-how are the Avs doing so far?

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>>76932571

My only friends are on 4chan

>>76932622
>Kippshit giving advice on how to not be a shut in
Lelmao

>>76932622
>tripfag telling someone how to make friends
lel

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>>76932626

>>76932554
>celebrating a promotion on 4chan
How incredibly sad

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>>76932629
damn nigga

go join a huge BBQ party and pretend you know someone there and grab some free food

that's what i always do

>>76932626
>signed Yakupov for any reason/money/term
Take a guess.

>>76932554
Sounds based
Grats on the promotion!

>>76932676
Maybe he just needs a change of scenery

>>76932666

I'm taunting the NEETs and giving the collegefags/unemployedfags hope because I used to be both of those.

>>76932682

Thanks Sven.

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>>76932697
was st louis scenery change not good or something

>>76932697
Oh my sweet summer child...

>>76932705
>Sven.

that's a swedish name

Jens is a typical danish one.

>>76932622
Nope was in the military and now in college so everyone in my classes are typically 5 years younger or so, then other veterans like to act like there still in the military so just stay to myself

>>76932718

Oops, didn't look closely enough at the flag. Thought it was Norway.

>>76932705
>taunting the NEETs

not polite.


>>76932729
what the fuck? did you fight in Afghanistan? How can you be a veteran and have students be onlky 5 years younger than you? Also, you sound like a nice guy.

>>76932586
Beautiful

>>76932667
>would rather order takeout or delivery
who eats at a restaurant by themselves tho?

>>76932761
local mexican place has a salsa bar

>>76932745
I did 4 years right out of high school so started my undergrad at 22, had to take a semester of no credit classes just due to not being in school so none of my high school test scores were valid anymore. And no I was in Korea a good while but never got sent to the Middle East

>>76932667
this totally isn't me...

>>76932745
You can join at 18 and the minimum is only 4 years, you dumb fuck

>>76932811
GOREA?


>>76932818
you probably can't locate another country in the map

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http://www.tsn.ca/radio/audio/palmu-i-m-short-and-small-but-have-the-skill-for-nhl-1.796364

MANLETS PLS GOOOOOOOOOO!

FINNBUSTS LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

>>76932554
I don't believe you got a $21.6k promotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpcEoW_xLTo

>>76933190
You said you'll get an extra $1800 a month, which is $21.6k annually, for doing virtually the same thing but training a few more newbies. No company dishes that kind of promotion out to a low level manager. I like to LARP on the internet too but I'll at least make it sound believable.

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>>76933190
>>76933330
This could get interesting.

>>76923945
>coon rapids
what did they mean by this?

Caps now have $5.6m of cap space with only 16 players signed.

>>76933330

It's possible they "forgot" to tell me exactly how much more would be expected of me once I am a manager but my current manager really doesn't do that much except for the handful of weeks each year we are super busy and after my promotion I will be on the same level of the company hierarchy as her. An extra 21K isn't even a rounding error for my company, anon. Not counting bonuses, I will be going from 65 and change per year to 87ish per year, which is still below the low-six figures average for managers in my industry.

>>76933558
Never heard of a company dish out a 25% raise to an employee just to have them do the same work as before.

>>76933555
JUST

>>76933687
my friend got a 20% payrise for his birthday.

mind you, he works for his uncle's company.

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>>76933168

>>76933687

Welcome to Corporate America, where CEOs who fail horribly get tens of millions of dollars to leave the company after fucking it all up.

>>76933736
Not much different from sports

>>76933759

Maybe that other anon would understand if I told him my promotion was like I went from RFA to UFA and my old team wanted to lock me up instead of risking free agency.

>>76933784
You're still responding to the same anon, and I still don't believe you for a second either.

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>>76929496

>>76933722
tfw you go from 100k being a head chef at Wendy's to 120k

dayum

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>Live in Pennsylvania
>See fireworks store
>Cannot purchase fireworks

>>76934380
It is legal though?

>>76933555
Still wonder
They genuily went all-in on this playoff run; trading picks left and right (Shattenkirk) - yet still failed
How are the Capitals this bad in the playoffs, when they keep dominating the regular season? They had an incredible team on papir.. they played an injury-striken Penguins and still lost, struggled against a young Leafs team..
They're gonna struggle to get a playoff spot next season because of the way they've handled their cap desu

>>76934380
>2017
>Doing drugs
Why?

>>76934437
>having a toke before bed or a sporting event is bad
Cmon man

>>76925047
>>76925077
More like t. Living in a fantasy guy

>>76932554
Buy the ship expansion for Eclipse and come play here. I just glad my friends have money to blow on /tg/ autism.

>>76934419
Not in OH

Do people seriously think the Laffs are making the playoffs again? LMAO

>>76933971
Habs should sign Jagr. It's not like they have any other quality now when Bergefag let Radulov slip to Dallas.

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*becomes a franchise player*

>>76934380
>45 bucks a week
lol you're nothing to her, chump change

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>>76934475
>OH
laughing SO HARD at your lack of weed right now

>>76934380
how much are you getting for $45?

>>76934539
That isn't David Day-har-nay

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It's still 4th of July in America right?

Happy 4th.

>>76934475
Why do you choose to live in such a shit state?

Being homeless in any western or north eastern state is easy and 1000x better.

>>76934631
Thanks Yamanashi.

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>>76934631
What are your thoughts on Kailer "the Barber of Pearl Harbor" Yamamoto?

>>76934631
reminder that asian players will take over the NHL you shitty welfare queen

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>>76934512
>signing patrick marslow to a 3 year deal
>worth 6+
>at the age of 38

>>76934696
Looks like he'll be pretty good in a few years. Not sure how much I'd want a center smaller than me though.
>>76934704
Um, okay.

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>>76934539

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>>76934380
>Being this desperate for the Devils lettuce

>>76934380
>can't wait until it is legal.
maybe le weed man will invade you with freedom soon

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>>76934539
*Beats you in playoff series

>>76923861
damn, kippers looks like THAT?

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*blocks your pass*

>>76934640
>being homeless in cold climates is easy
Huh?

>>76934528
Jagr will probably hold out for a "fun" team. One that won't lean on his 40+ points.
So, maybe Nashville, Columbus, Ottawa.. at least that's what I'd do if I were him.

>>76934475
It's practically decriminalized in Columbus city limits. You can smell it nightly around Gooddale park and as long as your not acting like a massive douche, no one will care.

Get caught high and driving and you can kiss ever making +$20k/y goodbye though.

my source tells me a lot of big deals are already in place but won't be announced until thursday...

>>76934380
>having a female drug dealer

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>jannys deleting comments itt

http://nypost.com/2017/07/02/how-the-success-hating-nhl-has-destroyed-budding-dynasties/
based brooksie

>>76935154
Surely they must be paid a significant sum of money in order to be motivated to accomplish such a mundane task daily, isn't that so?

>>76935185
>rags
>Larry Brooks
>whining about the salary cap

How about you don't give out shit contracts?

>>76935198
They do it for the satisfaction of ruining /sp/

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>He does it for free

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>>76924798
What kind of bizzaro timeline did we go into where the Devils have no defense.

Jannies are literally more pathetic than I am lmao

>>76935444
>greene
>lovejoy
>moore
>prout
>severson
>santini

Those are the defencemen with NJ that have played in the NHL

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You can't even debate this list

>>76935518
>cell key that low

>>76934528
They replaced Radulov with Hemsky, they'll be fine.

>>76935635

He'll be a shoo in for 20-40 games played with 18-30 points.

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>>76935518
good effort on the first two logos and clearly a sens fan 10/10 work

>>76924798
>Still no defense
And no offense

When will Hall fags learn?

>>76935893
they have Nico though

>>76935907
1 line doesn't make an offense

>>76935907
>28th in goals for
>26th in goals against

The median playoff team scored 241.5 goals last year. The Devils scored 180. The median playoff team allowed 208 goals against. The Devils allowed 241 goals. Adding one non-generation 18 year old will not fix those problems, especially when the Devils play in the toughest division in the league

>>76936031
>mfw Mike Camalleri is still in the league

I'll forever respect him for calling the Habs a bunch of losers

>>76936191
>traded midgame

Maximum meme

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Will they ever be relevant?