BRITBONGS GETTIN' BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GET IN HERE - WE'RE DUMPING TEA AND WINNING 1776-0 RIGHT NOW
Meh, México is still better than you.
>mfw this thread pushed a divegrass thread into the archives
God bless America
>>76923372
YOU WANNA GO MEXICO JR?
I'LL CRUSH YOUR FAVELA
Happy birthday America
USA USA USA USA USA
>>76923381
>MFW DIVEGRASS JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>76923405
Thanks Finland
HE'S ACTUALLY CROSSING THE DELAWARE
THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND
GOAT
>>76923516
LATE NIGHT COMEBACK!
THEY SAY WE WERE DOWN TOO MUCH TO RALLY!!!!!
WASHINGTON = GOAT!!!!!
>>76923516
LGTSS
>the state of Washington
Its been said the penos mightier tham the sword, is this true?
>1776
there are pubs here older than that lol
also reported for off topic
>>76923687
Have those pubs landed on the moon?
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>>76923687
Your teeth look older than that.
>>76923687
same here desu. how does it feel to know that one of your kids accomplished much more in <250 years than you could in >1000
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>>76923727
>america on the moon
How has a meme lasted this long?
>>76923727
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>76923784
>meme
>"""people""" ACTUALLY believe the US faked six Moon landings (and one near-critical failure)
>>76923784
IT'S BEEN 60 YEARS AND NO ONE ELSE HAS DONE IT
IT'S BEEN 60 DAYS AND YOU HAVE A NEW GOVERNMENT
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>>76923763
Happy Independence Day my brown friends!
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>>76923687
>>76923863
SEETHING
Go America
funny how:
>mexico only cares about soccer, and it still sucks at it.
>Soccer is murica's #8 most popular sport. Mexico still worse than murica at soccer.
really scrambles the huevos
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>>76923516
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE ARE OBJECTIVELY THE STRONGEST, RICHEST, AND BEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD
>>76923863
Go get blown up in another terror attack Nigel
>>76923516
GLORIOUS!!!!!
>>76923997
>mfw England is still mad we broke away and became 100000 times better than them
>>76924039
>englel
>>76923994
not in history by a long shot but the XX century was definitely yours XXI will be a whole different story if nothing changes
god bless your country, oldest ally
>>76923997
Hmmm this post really makes me think. Especially considering that you're more likely to die in America from an Islamic terror attack than the UK. Even more so if you visit gay night clubs, which is bad news for you.
>>76924048
>not in history
thanks for taking millions of Germans and also some of my relatives as migrants
unlike the mudshit and slavshits who hate us even though we accepted millions of their kind into our county in the last couple of decades I am able to appreciate this kind act of generousity from your side, even though you could have easily stayed out of both world wars
>>76924048
>oldest ally
>>76924053
Bitch englel had like 40 attacks in June not to mention MUH APARTMENT COMPLEX. We dont have terror attacks in the USA
>>76924080
>what is 9/11
>>76924090
Wow really reaching back into the annals of history there idiot
>>76924080
>>76923863
>he thinks that's offensive
thank you for the well-wishing!
>>76924109
Yes... good thing im not a Black protestant in South Carolina otherwise I may have been in danger that one time
>>76923863
Fake and gay, clearly not taking the wall and blackxit into account
>>76924148
God bless America, the last defenders of civilization
>>76924148
TIMELINE OF AMERICA
>They will never survive the winter at JamesTown
>they will never protest these taxes
>they will never get all 13 colonies to agree on anything
>they will never storm merchant ships and dump the tea into the harbor
>they will never declare independence
>America will never beat the British
>They will never recover from having that turncoat Benedict Arnold betray them
>they will never resolve their federalist vs anti federalist views on government
>they will never recover from the 1812 invasion
>they will never come back from this civil war
>losing Lincoln is the last straw, union is finished
>They will never have authority after this impeachment
>Surely the west will never be won
>they can't build a railroad across the entire continent
>they will never be able to defend their hemisphere from European spheres of influence
>they will never make a stand and enter a world war
>the 3rd Division will never stand fast at the Marne and hold the line
>they will never help turn the tide and beat the Germans
>they can't just declare themselves the moral authority and reform the laws of war
>this depression isn't something anyone can recover from
>they can't come back from Pearl Harbor
>they will never storm the beaches of Normandy and begin the march to Berlin
>they can't split the atom
>they won't push the commies back north in the Korean Peninsula
>they will never land at Inchon and reverse the tide
>they can't go to outter space
>THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE SENDING MEN TO THE MOON, NOT EVER AND SURELY NOT BEFORE THIS DECADE IS OUT
>they can't come back from Nixon
>they can't recover from this oil crisis
>they won't rebuild following 9/11
>they can't kill Bin Ladin
>they won't elect the God Emperor Donald Trump
>they won't form a Military Space Corps
------YOU ARE HERE------
>They will never build the wall
>they won't land men on mars
>they can't build a permanent moon base
>they can't have a great Martian Economy than the EU
>they can't colonize the universe
America is a two (2) time world war MVP, stay mad
Americans can never actually explain why their country is "the greatest ever" other than a handful of people going to the moon 60 years ago. The standard of living, health, education is absolutely shit compared to a bunch of countries. The crime rate is obscene. The political system is one of the most bureacatric and callous on earth. It's a country that has caused untold destruction to other nations. Americans are conditioned to believe they have "freedom", yet they live in a country where some adults aren't allowed to drink, where walking across a road whilst not a designated crossing section can get them arrested. They have entire cities that are no-go zones. They're bound to a corrupt two-party political system, the candidates of which both always answer to the same five banking groups on Wall Street. Imagine living in a country where an ambulance costs you $2000. Third-world tier.
>>76924209
savage
>>76924128
No problem, Juan.
>>76924209
>The standard of living, health, education is absolutely shit compared to a bunch of countries
>>76924187
Damn, this makes me proud to be an American
>>76924209
M8 Englel is really an Orwellian nightmare, you are ALWAYS on a CCTV feed under survaliance and can get arrested for an internet post because its a thought crime. London used to be the greatest city in the world now its under Islamic law in places and its Muslim mayor writes off terrorist attacks because "its just what happens in big cities" what a joke, the sun has indeed set on your short lived empire
>>76924209
We invented: The telephone, the transistor, the internet, the space shuttle, carbon fiber, freedom, the computer chip, nuclear power, the atom bomb, anime as a result of using it, the car, airplanes everything you like about modern life
We went to the moon
We eradicated polio and smallpox
We have 5% of the worlds population and pretty much all the accomplishments in human history since our founding
get fukt britain, all you did was fuckup africa and let the nazis and russians fuck up russian constantly
Best thread on /sp/ in awhile
Man the fucking stations though, Jannies are loose
Dont ever crash me or my sons plane ever again
>>76924257
you also invented indoctrination, which in turn made you type this tripe
>>76924209
English American here - America is the greatest country on earth.
Join us.
>>76924257
>leaving out sienfeld and rocky iv
>>76924048
>oldest ally
>>76923907
>really scrambles the huevos
kek
>>76924257
America didn't do half of that shit.
>>76924187
>God Emperor
Cringe
America also invented repeating digits
>>76924277
>>76924257
>we
>>76924301
SEETHING
>>76924301
Looks like we got another retarded yuro who thinks the moon doesnt exist
>>76924257
> Forgot to mention jazz and Robert Frost
Otherwise good post
>>76924109
implying he isnt a hero
Its a beautiful day here in the capitol of the United States
>>76924187
America literally invented moder music with the Blues then faggy yuros like Clapton and Robert Plant tried to steal it
>>76924342
>Shooting up a church
No
>>76924209
>They have entire cities that are no-go zones.
100% false
even areas in Detroit are still higher standard of living than 95% of the world
and don't get me started on White Brits having to go to jail for fucking facebook posts, top kek
>>76924359
> so much truth in one post
Happy July 4th For all Americans And
All fans of The MLS And Soccer In USA
OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF THIS THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF THIS THREAD
>>76924370
>Killing entitled nignogs
Yes
>>76924386
>I believe /pol/ memes
>>76924342
>>76924415
alright /pol/reddit
>>76924416
STAY MAD
>>76924413
COURAGE KEEPS US FREE
I ALSO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
Has free speech gone too far?
Is the captcha for selecting apartment buildins on fire if you are posting in England?
>>76924432
>8 years
kek
>>76924441
post your face when born american
GOD BLESS AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9o6412lwGA
>>76924472
>>76924472
what part of the US are you from lads?
i'm from Haarlem
>>76924472
>post your face when born american
>>76924472
>>76924523
Arizona to Ohio
God bless you fellow burgers :' )
>>76923639
GREATEST TRADE DEAL IN HISTORY
FROGS BTFO
ALL STATES REPORT IN
TEXAS STANDING BY
>>76924654
ILLINOIS REPORTING, AND WERE MADIGANNIS GETTING BTFO
>>76924654
Best state, Maryland reporting
>>76924654
Five reporting in
>>76924654
Nevada
>>76924654
based garden state, where the Nazis were BTFO for the very first time
>>76924822
>Jew England is a state
How many of the you Americans ITT are actually white?
>inb4 no replies
*crickets* *tumble weed*
>>76924877
Do non-whites post of 4chin?
>>76924877
t. Muhammed
>>76924883
on*
>>76924877
t. Muhammed
>>76924877
>of the you
O BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES
FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN
>>76924877
t. Muhammed
>>76924931
are you American?
>>76924965
Hes a Failcons trip lol
God bless this beautiful country
USA USA USA
>>76924931
Never realised how fucking awful the lyrics are to that song, kek.
England is just mad their nation is a steam powered hell hole with no natural beauty
>Can't even protect a jug from hick from Missouri
>>76924997
Wrong, you're confusing with that /fit/ fag who arrived long after I did
>>76924965
I'm actually Scottish
>>76924883
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>>76924938
>every one of you deflecting
Happy 4th of July amigos.
>>76925068
Doesn't fit the second description. You've seem to pretend to be American half the time and deny it the other half.
>>76925020
They are mad that pajeet and muhommad are taking over their cities
>>76925095
t. Muhammed al vankilla
Is it to late too uncuck the UK?
>>76925105
>stalking tripfaggots
Fucking pathetic tbqhwyf
>>76925095
t. Muhammed
>>76925105
I've been called asian, nigger and everything under the sun depending on who I trigger. Right now I am your brother :^)
>>76925170
Why did you name yourself after a butt fucking Greek homo? He wasnt even the best Greek
>>76925170
Avoided the question again.
>>76925203
I didn't come up with it, someone else did and it was for silly fantasy reasons
>>76925208
I'm not spoon feeding you, it should be pretty clear considering how you have followed my career since my rookie season
>>76925095
t. MuhamMAD
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>>76925385
based Hans
>americ-ANOs
>North Korean literally doesn't fear the USA
Really makes you think.
Feels good to have been born in the greatest country God ever created
It was a pleasure kicking the brits out with you
>>76925794
holy shit what a hot face
>>76924396
This is a nice jersey, no?
>>76923363
>>76924523
North Carolina, best state
>>76927067
Anon, no bully.
Atlanta dindu nuthin tbqh
>amerifats
>murder capital of the world
>fat capital of the world
>have to spend time trying to not get raped
Nice """first""" world country you got there
>>76923863
>Americans cant be hispanic
Out
>>76927362
>being mad at the US
top kek
inshallah america
>>76927394
CHI
>>76927362
How many mohammed cars did you have to dodge while posting this?
>>76927362
>visit England
>get run over
Connecticut is the worst New England state, but they have all the athletes. Why this?
Shittest places in America power rankings
1. Cleveland
2. Florida
3. Detroit
4. NYC (irrefutably a shit hole)
5. Irrelevant flyover states
9001. Atlanta
9000001. Boston
>>76927561
Manhattan is fantastic if you have money.
>>76924877
Filthy mixed race reporting
Montana is the best state and there's nothing any of you can do about it
>>76927561
detroit is worse than cleveland m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
>>76923863
lmao go blow some shit up, Muhhamed.
Happy 4th of July brothers. If you don't own guns buy them this week.
>>76927661
>tfw dated a hippie from Missoula
>>76927606
Nah it's still absolutely horrendous. Pretty much any place is fantastic if you have money by the way lol.
>>76927561
>>76927661
Florida here, live on the ocean in one of the least shitty parts of this state. Montana is top tier. Wyoming too. Godly gun laws or lack thereof.
>>76924472
http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/27/news/queen-pay-uk/index.html
>paying a """"queen"""" 90 million dollars of your tax money
Lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZzM4s0Hgs
>>76924654
Georgia checking in. Peach state keeps the country winning
>>76924654
Texas born Texas raised Texas proud
>>76923863
That's what AMERICA is all about, looser