Official Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Thread

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>amerifats

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Who get to hold the hot dog at the watch party?

women's contest starts in 2 hours

>The ESPN2 telecast of the 2014 Nathan's event generated a 1.6 rating and 2.8 million viewers, making it the most watched telecast in the contest's history.[4] The ESPN2 airing also ranks as the 6th highest-rated and 5th most-watched telecast of the year on ESPN2, behind NCAA Football, NBA and World Cup

>hot ameridogs

>>76922783
YASSS

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WAIFUDOGS UP FIRST

anyone have a stream?

Is junk food eating a sport?

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

WEEEEEW
WHO /EATINGDOGS/ HERE?

This is the only sport I come to sp for. This board is shit for all the other sports

>>76924715
I blame the americans.

inb4 some asshole mod

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Who here /degenerate/?

>>76924941
god damn those are such shit odds for little return

Any way to watch outside of Freedom land?

>>76925488
NVM

Here ya go lads, time for some banter.
http://www.stream 2watch.cc/watch-tv/united-states/espn-2-live-stream

True blue American heroes

streammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.streamgaroo.com/tv-stream/united-states/espn-2-live-stream

>Major League Eating

People died for this

women even need a separate league for eating lol

THIRTY (30) FEWER HOTDOGS is their record wtf?

lol they packed in 45 mins of promo for this dog shit. See you later bros.

Honestly the introductions are the best part

>>76925653
why do you hate freedom?

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Guys I keep on watching those binge eating videos from Matt Stonie (that dude is not from this world) It's probably not healthy to watch on a diet.

It's another Joey chestnuts break a record show

i'm just hear to see Darron eats get 6th place

Stonie will make it, right?

>>76925639
They can only handle hot dogs going in and out of their mouths

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>hot dog eating practice

>>76925700
His videos are pretty great. He could probably wipe out an entire Ethiopian province 's winter stores in a day

The Japs won the women's contest. Shit!

They won the fucking golf championships too. They're taking over!

>mfw the announcers said the woman who ate 41 hot dogs is an inspiration to girls everywhere

>>76925878
Stonie tends to end 2nd place, occasionally 3rd to eater X

Sometimes he starts out 1st but chestnut obliterates him

>>76925945

I noticed that too, kek

I have found something more pathetic than professional gamers and speed runners.

>>76925945
How is she not? She's doing what she loves for a living. Better than beauty pageants that win off looks. The fuck do those winners teach women? That You can get a sugar daddy if you're hot?

Based Matt Stonie

>>76925981
You mean speed walkers. Idiot

Here we go boys

>>76925986
having a sugar daddy is only one hot dog you have to shove into your mouth.

>>76925994
0 championships. Based not found

>>76925981
>speed runners
Retard

O shit lads it's starting!!!

here we go

>>76926021
He won two years ago

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>Paul "I called a shit-ton of Indy 500's once" Page on commentary

Why does he continue to put up with this?

>6'2"
>146
>from Georgia
Wew

>>76926004
>>76926025
I actually meant speed runners, its the people who play video games obsessively to beat it in a lower time. They play the same game over and over again for 24hrs straight. There are 140k+ watching them on twitch right now.

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>that guys hairline
JUST

>all these lightweights

>>76926017
Lol

Matt Stonie is GOAT

>meditating your way through food
oh lordy

All this cannon fodder.

The watermelon eating champion of the world isn't blaCk

Lol

>all these mexicans

>all these bums that will barely get to 15

>>76926086
how will blacks ever recover

Why do they let all of these amateurs into the hotdog eating contest? It's pretty clear that neither of them are coming close to Stoney and Chesnut

YOU MY BOY BLUE

73 year old spam eating champion of the world. What the fuck

This guy's gonna drop dead

>this old guy might literally die on live TV

>all the contestant litteraly Reddit
Welp I'm outta here

>that spam runner

>>76926047
Eh death walkers are pathetic but at least they are in shape and arent absolute spergs like video game speed runners. You are right.

Professional eaters are better then both though.

>oldest competitor in 101 year history
>is the spam eating champion
fucking lol

Wtf is that

The guy has actual wings. Tight

>all these meme faggots that won't even finish more than 10 hot dogs

There's only like 3 competitors that matter in this

Where's crazy legs

GOT BARS

What is this

>nigger trying to spell

god bless America I love this shit

WE WUZ HOTDOGS N SHIT

what the fuck was that lol

>>76926135
Lol that's the best part. These fucks with wings and props never eat more than 11 dogs

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Fat black rapper is always my favorite. Too bad he always gets BTFO.

Lets get this chat going: Nathan's are absolute dog shit hot dogs. Hebrew National is elite tier.

Every year they let this guy rap for 5 min and hendoesnt get close to winning

>fat nigger rapping
lost my appetite desu

Oh shit, I thought he retired. I remember him battling kobayashi

Killer Mike?

>>76926166
Wrong.

wut its like WWE .. i love america now

>A Nigerian is good at eating
How does that even happen?

Oh shit Darren breedon is in this? I've watched his YouTube channel

Why do people like hot dogs? They taste like shit.
Now a cheeseburger eating competition i would actually fucking enter that.

A PhD from oxford university is the world pepperoni eating champion lol

fat guys never make it.

makes you think.

>>76926199
>he doesn't like eating wiener

ha gay

Joey Chestnut is a faggot.
Reinstate Kobayashi

MLE competitive balance is shit.

>>76926203
The GOAT is a little skinny asian kid that's gonna win today

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>Kale eating champion

>>76926194
Hes good at meme foods like kale. He is going to get roasted.

>>76926199
I always get a good sausage from the market and grill it. Hot dogs are meant for kids.

>>76926203
it's never really based on looks or "fat cunts eat heaps lol" the best guys train by drinking gallons of water to expand their stomach then throw up the water and they rinse repeat

GO STONIE

STONIE

>megatoad

>>76926203
To much fat so their stomachs don't have room to expand as well

THE GREAT HAPA HOPE

No Eater X this year?

STONIE GOD

the LA beast should be in this

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>>76926202
Oxford is a meme school now like Berkeley and Harvard

god chestnut is such a cunt

So is this finally more than a two horse race or will it be Stonie vs Chestnut again?

Chestnut being carried in a chariot

>>76926262
Stonie vs Chestnut

>>76926221
I prefer good old deer meat on the grill
With a little seasoning it's literally better than sex

>there are hundreds upon hundreds of people watching others eat as many hot dogs as possible

God Bless America

>>76926263
Its that kind of pomp that makes these great

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>40 world records

I both hate and love the US for this

>>76926210
Kobayashi is an arrogant cuck that got BTFO once more people started competing
Literal Ronda Rousey before Ronda Rousey

Will he beat 73 dogs?

That is hard af record to beat

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>>76926210
>mfw no ones cares that Kobi was banned from competition and we have to deal with this faggot chestnut dominating

Wow, just realized that the numbers on their jerseys are their hotdog records

I could really go for a few wieners right now if you guys get my meaning ;)

>>76926286
Kobayashi is the GOAT.
Joey is just a pretender who only wins because up until recently, he had zero real competition. His win against Kobe was a fluke.

>>76926302
They banned Japan cuz they were scared that a jap would win on independence day every year...Its obvious! Rigged as fuck refs suck

>>76926304
yea i want some dogs too :)
mustard only

>>76926276
you can be american for a day if you indulge yourself in this

>>76926314
t. Ronda Rousey Internet defense force (hot dog edition)

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Boar's Head > Nathan's

>this kike commentator

What happens if someone dies in the middle? Do they keep eating?

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Say you wouldn't fuck the woman's champion miki suko

>yuropoors

OH SHIT

HERE WE GO
CALLING IT -CHESNUT WINS

>the greatest event of the summer

>Chestnut thinks he can fit up to 90

Extend time limit when?

>>76926363
i would, i thought she was kinda cute

That counter graphic is so small wtf

>>76926361

Why not?

>>76926361
They all eat him.

How is pap pap doing?

>>76926369
gutsy call, good luck

HERE WE GO

>>76926345
Diets and Watson > boars head

Stonie needs to move up his hot dog per minute ratio. 7 vs chestnuts 11.. Stone too slow

Last 2 is chestnuts final total

Look at all that bread exploding before it goes into chestnut's mouth

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MERICA

>>76926399
holy shit

Well this makes me not want to eat a hot dog today

>>76926391
Chestnut is going to fast. He'll Tucker out soon

CHESTNUT IS CHEATING

NOT FINISHING ALL THE BREAD

FUCKING REFDOG

Stonie BTFO

wtf Stonie is being a cuck right now

REEEEEEE STONIE WTF

>>76926412
No he's not cheating dumbass

>>76926399

So it is written.

>Stonie in 4th

C H O K E

Chestnut starting to pull away

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>>76926399

Is Joey an american hero?

Stonie busted

Stonie is dropping like a rock

>dat quick cut away from police taking some fag out

Chesnaught has a whole bun on his face....

This cincotti kid's impressing me

The old guy is still alive lol

>>76926437
Women want him, men want to be him.

No way he's getting 70+ with 5 mins left

whats the world record ?

You guys should have this as your citizenship test

>>76926412
>Refdog
I chuckled

Chestnut is 2 down from his goal. I'm projecting he will get 71 dogs unless he increases ratio

Cincotti ultimate underdog story

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>>76926302
Kobayashi plz

How soaked do you think those women are?

Ahahahaha these dumb bitches cant even get the score cards right

imagine the shits

Cincotti is coming!

What happens if they puke?

Stonie has been too much of a YouTube/internet celebrity and not focused enough on competitive eating

Three things are certain:
Death
Taxes
Joey Chestnut winning the hot dog eating contest

>>76926521
They puke it all up

>>76926521
They puke after each contest
You'd fucking die trying to digest this shit.

>>76926521
disgusting

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>that one guy casually munching away looking around at the crowd

>>76926523
Eliminated. reversal rule

They never do though

>>76926523
DQ'd

>>76926501

Like the Atlantic ocean.

>>76926523
They have 3 minutes to eat it back up or they get the weiner of shame award up the butt

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/sp/ GIVE CINCOTTI YOUR ENERGY!

is there a tldr for Yobayashi?

Chestnut seems like a paper champion without him there and I forget why hes not.

>like Justin Trudeau going to woman's march

fucking kek

>>76926534
No they don't idiot. Chestnut literally said he's never puked. He actually went to go eat afterwards

>>76926533
>>76926534
Sick. Gross.

anyone got the pic?

you know the one.

>>76926557
The Jap was shit in his later years. He was no match for Joey

>>76926585
The roast?

man i hate chestnut and i am not even a kobayashi dickrider either

>>76926572
Yeah, and Brady had no idea the balls were deflated.

>>76926557
He didnt want to sign a contract with MLE so they didnt let him enter so he sperged out and jumped on stage while Joey Chestnut was being given the trophy so they banned him.

Stonie you have disappointed me

This is the greatest 10 minutes of the year.

Stonie BTFO

>>76926482
Dam I was off by 1

>>76926557
>be meme star winning meme contest
>get BTFO to smithereens and absolutely embarrassed once more people start competing
Ronda Rousey of hot dogs

Well that was a waste of time.

>>76926525
Yup. Faggot wants the views now

>48
lol stick to the woman's contest pussy

>>76926593
>europoors

when will this man be invited to the whitehouse? this run is unprecedented

GOAT

How many did the old guy eat?

>>76926618
They copied the style he invented. Before kobayashi, the record was like 23 dogs

I hope Kobayashi returns next year to scare Chestnut. No wonder major food eating as a sport never got on it's feet only due Kobayashi presence.

>>76926602
>so they banned him.

they better not ban him for life

>this fucking championship graphic

Fucking kek

>>76926604
What about when I have sex with your mom

>>76926650
it is white privilege obviously

>>76926681
He wouldn't even finish 4th any longer
Dude was a meme, he was just the first through the wall

>>76926681
Stonie was supposed to dethrone Joey and actually beat him 2 years ago before he became a YouTube star and stopped giving a fuck

>upset he only got 72

>>76926681
Its been like 10 years now. Hes not coming back and im pretty sure hes stopped competitive eating anyway.

I'd give her the mustard belt if you know what i mean

>>76926708
makes more off his jewtube than worrying about this dumb shit desu

>Fuck the Golden State Warriors. I'm a real warrior.

Stonie was more worried about getting footage on his GoPro for jewtube than competing. Probably had his retard brother in the crowd filming too

>>76926714
Kobayashi needs to find some good Japanese eaters anyway that will represent their country. He better find one until next year or go to Africa.

wow this bitch's hair on espn is terrible

>>76926774
I can't stand that faggot with his retarded laugh

>>76926779
>Africans eating competitively
>Africans eating at all
lad

>>76926779
Nathan's is an AMERICAN tradition, Japan stay OUT!

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>>76926585
>>76926649
this was from 2012 i believe

>>76926796
honestly thought he was just manning the camera because he sounded like a legit fucking potato and Stonie's mum said "you can film in the kitchen as long as you include your brother"

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>>76926821

>>76926817
NIPPON NEVER STAY OUT NIPPON WILL RULE

GAIJIN DOGS EAT SHIT AND DIE

>>76926664
1 dog

>>76926884
i refuse to believe a man who can eat 8 cans of spam can't do more than 1 hot dog

are there any more contests today?

badlands booker will win one day
one day...

>>76926899
lol I can't find how many they ate

They don't put a fucken box score anywhere it's gay

America wins again

>>76926849
>>76926835
>>76926821
BTFO

72 HOT DOGS IN 10 MINUTES
literally how

America wins another world championship