Verdict? DINDU NUFFIN or DIDU SUMFIN

DIDU, just like Halle Berry and Moesha.

Lock that nog up

she should ask Mathew Broderick how he overcame being a murderer

Fake tears but then again you fags weren't complaining when Laura Bush did it

>>76920098

Mostly because 4chan wasn't around back then.

> some ol ass bitch drives into the side of your car when you're stopped
> you're guilty

Yeah no.

>be in car accident
>the police say it's your fault
>the other car has a fatality

>walk away free

how does that happen? why weren't there any charges? i hear the family had to sue.

>>76919967
I don't know tbqh. It's estimated that she was travelling at 5 (five) miles an hour when she collided with the car. The guy that died was old as fuck.

>>76922988
Jewish lawyers

i literally didn't know gorillas can cry

>>76919967
she unironically dindu nuffin

>>76922988
what do you want prison time for turning right on red lol

men never pay for their crimes, see bruce jenner

*sees red light*

*floors it through intersection*

*kills your grandpa*

>Venus "Road rules are for low seed fools" Williams
>Venus "I never brake when I'm testing fate" Williams
>Venus "I drive stick like Matthew Broderick" Williams
>Venus "Men are from mars, I'll never be behind bars" Williams
>Venus "when yo' daddy ok, we'll sing car karaoke" Williams

>>76923532
>venus "I'll do the time when anon learns to rhyme" williams

>>76923532
Venus "no one will survive, as long as I can drive" Williams

>>76923532
Venus "old folks life? Overdrive!" Williams

>>76923532
>>76923932
>>76923980
>>76924032
i kind of like all of these

>>76919967
they don't say SUMFIN
it sounds more like SUMN when they say it

>>76920098
Or the Walmart bitch

>>76923492

she didn't floor it though, she was going 5 mph through the intersection but that was enough to kill apparently

misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, fine but no time. She's also going to get sued and will probably settle so she'll pay out the ass for this.

it's a pretty easy decision, in the hierarchy of reckless driving this is about as low as an offense can be.

>>76923304
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
WHEN SHEBOONS CRY

>>76924311
Old people are fragile. Also I don't think that 5 mph is true at all. My car is basically at a crawl at that speed and then there is this.

>According to the suit, the impact of the crash caused damage to both vehicles. The Barsons' 2016 Hyundai Accent was "crushed, the front windshield shattered, the airbags deployed, there was crush damage to the rear on the driver's side, and the back window was shattered." Williams' 2010 Toyota Sequoia "was also severely damaged," the suit says.

>>76924392
Killing someone is a low offense? Really confusing how she isn't in jail but i'm guessing its like judges who refuse to send oxbridge students to jail for attempted murder incidents due to harming their name

>>76924420

a car only needs to be moving at a crawl to cause damage to another car, but my point is that shouldn't be enough to kill someone who's days arn't already numbered, not that its a legal argument, she still fucked up by going into an intersection on a red light

>>76924467
>severely damaged
>airbags popped

yeah that requires certain speed, not just crawl speed.

>>76923339
do all crimes give prison time in america?

what about fines, community sentences, probation etc. probably didn't even suspend her license.

she LITERALLY involuntarily killed an old man.

>>76919967
Verdict? A disgrace to women's tennis and she has single handily ruined the sport with her ape-ish man body

>>76924485

The other car went on green, I don't know how big this intersection is but thats not enough time to accelerate to the point it would kill a healthy person

Even with a stationary car, another car only needs to be going 1 mile an hour to set off airbags and crush the body and windshield of the car if hit at the right angle

>>76924542
>The other car went on green,
whitey at fault

>>76923532
Venus "When I'm on my phone, you in the T-bone Zone" Williams

>>76924311
well yeah the other car hit her car

>>76924498
Anything thing with manslaughter usually involves jail time but since she is a famous nigger she won't see a jail cell. She is being sued though by the family

>when you kill someone but you are a rich person so it doesnt matter

id be fired from my job and in jail if it did that

>>76919967
hey, why did Venus choose tennis over golf?

My bs detector beeped right when she started speaking. She says "i wanted to say that...." and stops thinking its not the text she learned, and continue with "theres really nothing to say blablabla" at this point you know her emotions were fake because that didnt come natural to her. Basically her first words are "heres what I want to project".

>>76924791
because as manbeast it's easy to overpower the white girl models who are required also to use the tennis court from time to time.

>>76923532
Venus "will never drive for" Williams

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226KB, 560x577px

>>76923351
lel

>>76924113

I'm going to trust you going by your flag

>old guy in florida dies

who literally cares

>>76924466
I hope you're being deliberately obtuse because of racism or sexism or contrarianism/trolling and are not genuinely this stupid, accidents are not murder and the level of negligence is very important in determining the level of punishment.

>>76926864
he is right though, poor black people say SUM'N or sometimes SUMPIN.

>>76927597
what if the old guy was your mom?

nvm you're right

>>76928171
>mom
I know English isn't your first language Hans but it's spelt "mum".

>>76935213

Mom is the more common spelling in US.

I hope the family at least gets 10 million from her

>>76935213

We speak American in these parts sonny boy, we call it Mom coming from Mother, you call it mum because you are absolute fucking German cucks getting reamed in the ass for centuries. Enjoy your 'mum' - derivative of German mutter you fucking inbred. Have a nice day.

He was a old, white male who probably voted for Drumpf and was probably straight.

Venus is a beautiful woman of colour who had to fight against both the patriarchy and systemic racism to become a success.

I think it's obvious who is worth more to the world.

>>76935213
Sorry, all porn search stats say "mom".