>tfw you buy a GRANATE but still feel like BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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is this granaten

Eriksen to Bayern will be the Granate and we all know it.

>>76911750
yes

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>>76911495
>>76911480
Reminder /ligamx/ returns in less than a month, and that you should really be watching mexican beisbol.

Hello /granate/.
>Goretzka is leaving for free in 2018, probably to buyern
ugh

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>>76911758

>>76911504
wew

>>76911758
Superligaen returns in eleven days!

>>76911771
Meyer as well.

>losing ~100mil on 4 players leaving on a free
>schalke

Just came up with a massive Granate idea: HSV loaning Hojbjerg

>>76911504
>9 year contract

???

>>76911868
Didn't Betis sign Denilson on some super long contract

night

>>76911948
it's barely past nine your pre-schooler. but good night.

>>76911840
no

is this /bundaliga/

it's /beschissenen wordenen/

/beskidt/

Bendtner scored tonight btw

nobody cares

>>76911840
How is he doing at Southhampton?

>>76911948
only the sweetest of dreams for u.

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>>76912103
yes. post /bunda/.

>>76912575
Not too well

>>76912681
Tuchel will make him great again ones he takes over.

>>76912745
Yes

>>76912681
According to tm.de, he played ~2200min during the last season, which isn't bad for a 21 year old.

>>76912803
He wasn't a disaster and he played well in his first matches, but never really got a longer run of 90 minute games.

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>>76911758
Reminder /autbundes/ returns in less than a month, and that you should really be watching austrian hokkei

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glad I could save this from the last funposting thread before it god modded

>>76913384
Based King

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xcom or overwatch????

>>76913434
no, this is /beskidt/

Keine Schwarze in der Bundesliga mehr. Spread that around secretly wink wink.

But I rate Boateng and Kehrer very highly desu.

>>76913466
Beskidt is funny because it sounds like beschissen but it only means dirty even though skidt can also mean shit.

*skidts on you*

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>>76913482
We can turn them white. We have the technology.

>>76913036
I see

>>76911827
How is Meilinger doing at Aalborg?

How did Malli and Ntep do at Wolfsburg last season?

>>76913719
Only really heard of him back when he signed for them. They had a miserable season and hired an awful coach in January, so it's not really been a situation to stand out in.
Seems like he played most games.

>>76913861
Already fourth in the list of most appearances from an Austrian in the league.

just got back from work. had to hold back the farts so hard today that I'm now kinda sore ughhh. time to open the beer

really good that fucking turk is gone

i wont have to see him

>>76914003
are you talking about Schallhanoglu?

SONDERJYSKE
PREPARE FOR 2018/2019 EUROPE

>>76914192
Elitesport!

mh?

>>76914232
mh!

>>76913434
Overwatch or Quake

care to elaborate?

who and what?

>danish jibberish
>elitesport

>fake denmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MW0mDZysxc

lmao i love it

see >>76911948

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>>76914557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrrEpky2aQ

>>76912639
aren't you too white for bunda?

IM WAHRSTEN SINNE

>>76913384
based king

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

Ginter apparently moves to M'Gladbach. Transfer fee is rumored to be around 17m

> Das Ziel von Ginter ist klar: In Gladbach will er sich in der Abwehr zum Führungsspieler entwickeln. Als Stammspieler will er sich so auch für die WM 2018 in Russland empfehlen. Nach seinen starken Vorstellungen beim Confed Cup hat ihn Jogi Löw ohnehin auf dem Zettel.

Bremen's Yatabare arrested in France

>Auf dem Weg zum Flughafen Charles de Gaulle in Paris lieferte sich der Mittelfeld-Spieler eine Auseinandersetzung mit einem Polizisten. Auf dem Parkplatz soll Yatabaré nach französischen Medien den Gendarmen zunächst mit Worten, dann mit der Faust attackiert haben. Der Polizist ging am Auge verletzt zu Boden und Yatabaré sitzt nun in Haft…

He a gudd boi dindu nuffin.

When will GRANATE und BESCHISSEN WORDEN finally die?

I hate Buyern as much as every sane person but come on.

>>76920445

1) GRANATE will die when Buyern delivers and signs a few ECHTE GRANATEN insteasd of memeing some madiocore youngsters into top players and being proud of signing them when actually no other Top club was even remotely intrested.

2) Both will die as soon as Buyern delivers some better memes.

If you ask me the second option is way more likely to happen.

>>76920445
>When will GRANATE und BESCHISSEN WORDEN finally die?
as soon as dirtmad get BTFO by buyern

Inter want AC

so both clubs are gonna merge?!

>>76920362
>chimp chimping out

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Djibril Cissé will continué his career in the Swiss lower leagues with Yverdon Sport FC.

Andreas Christensen

Juve bought Danilo which means they can't buy more players from third-countries. They won't buy Costa at this point.

Seems like the lustlos Granate stays at Bayern.

>>76920674
Wasn't he supposed to be sold for 40 million too lmao

when does the tdf start today?

>>76920700
Around a quarter past noon.

>>76920691
Yeah, looks like now all their expenditures come straight from the Festgeldkonto

>>76920710
thanks

>>76920674
douglas is low-key granate tier, bayern are mad to sell him at all

>>76920674
>Juwve buying rejects/left-overs
More news at 11

>>76920529
>madiocore
is this some new strain of house music

>Juventus rückt vom Costa-Transfer ab

>Juventus Turin soll Abstand von Costa genommen haben. Demnach sind nicht nur die geforderten 50 Millionen Euro Ablöse zu viel, sondern die Transferregularien der Serie A beschränken die Italiener obendrein. Nur zwei Nicht-EU-Ausländer dürfen pro Fenster gekauft werden.

Hahahaha, Würstchen-Uli really thought they could sell their benchwarmer for 50m? What an idiot!

The state of Bayern... when you see the headline
>Mölders vor Wechsel zum FC Bayern
and you have to read the article to be sure they're buying him for the 2nd team.

remember this one
>Bayern plant mit Einnahmen von mindestens 75m durch den Verkauf von Costa und Sanches

>>76920975
source? I never heared that they planed to sell >Renato

Yeah, why would they sell a future Ballon d'Or winner?

Oh Alois please..

>>76921076
kicker reported it in May already. the plan to finance Sanchez with Costa and Sanches was from kicker too I believe.

rememeber when people rated Franco di Santo and Bas Dost?

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Is it possible that Claudio Pizarro is the granate?

>>76921215
Dost scored 34 goals in 31 games in the pls-watch-our-league league

>>76921215
Remember when people in /bundes/ rated Volland

>>76921236
Damn. Uli you know what to do.

>Die Ablösesumme bei seinem Wechsel zum FC Bayern München kann durch Bonuszahlungen bis zu 80 Millionen Euro betragen.
>Für jedes 25. Pflichtspiel werden weitere 5 Millionen Euro als Bonuszahlung fällig, maximal 25 Millionen Euro.
>Wird er in die "FIFA World XI" gewählt, steigt die Ablösesumme erneut um weitere 10 Millionen Euro.
>Sollte er für den "FIFA Ballon d'or" nominiert werden, müssen ebenfalls 10 Millionen Euro gezahlt werden.

>>76921303
>nichts davon wird eintreten
Solide Gewirtschaftet wdmf (wenn du mich fragst)

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>>76921303

zum teufel, wer?

>>76921379
>>Für jedes 25. Pflichtspiel werden weitere 5 Millionen Euro als Bonuszahlung fällig, maximal 25 Millionen Euro.
200000 pro Spiel

>Sascha Mölders vor Wechsel zum FC Bayern

GRANATE CONFIRMED

>signing a 32 year-old for the second team
is this renewed focus on youth work we've been promised?

>>76921457
Überlesen. Dachte 25. Spiel pro Saison.

ARD is showing Rostock - Hertha from the first round of the Tyske Pokkal pairings.

>>76921700
du dämlicher mongo

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>Wird er in die "FIFA World XI" gewählt, steigt die Ablösesumme erneut um weitere 10 Millionen Euro.
>Sollte er für den "FIFA Ballon d'or" nominiert werden, müssen ebenfalls 10 Millionen Euro gezahlt werden.

>>76921836

Benefica played Bayern for a fool. All those bonuses are distractions from the reality that they bought an overpriced talent for 35(40 already due to games).

They wanted to sell him a month ago and now that noone wants to pay more than 20 for him, they suddenly changed their mind and Uli said that hes staying.

Wait until the same happens with Costa.

>Costa has to go
>we want 40-50

Noone wants to pay that much, so hell stay.

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>>76921814
No bully pls

I miss Numbi

>>76921849
but cheif keef is elite in fifa bro

Gustaffo to Marseille was confirmed earlier today btw

Rudy is better than Martinez in DM. Rudy will be a starter next season. He was the Granate all along.

>>76920930
Uli & Kalle are used to jewing around in the BL so he thought he could jew the jew.

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>tfw took my keyboard apart to clean it and now struggling with putting the keys in the right place

>>76922064
see >>76921814

>>76922269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXaUQ9QTl2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kTBxaCyvMM

what did miro mean by this

>>76922064
just place them in alphabetical order

>>76922405
based

>>76922405
translation please?

>>76922481
he's hungover

>>76922512
kek based klose. thanks

The interview wasn't really funny. The interviewer was dropping Spaghetti and Klose had to force himself not to leave.

i feel the same when reading your posts

no you don't you ugly autist

uhm, i'm not ugly

>>76922837

Post a pic of your ugly mug then.

:(

it's ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdpitaIXfX0

uli on granatentests

who will win the hot dog eating contest today?

>>76924055
you

>>76924055
yer mum

>>76924034

Such a two faced cunt.

>>76924055
perro

rip granate