What the fuck is his problem? Seriously.

>White

where is the white

His problem is that there are too many >men who follow him on instagram and enjoy his mandrama, by reposting it on a Brazilian Trannytourism Subreddit.

>>76911025
>black and white

Kek there's literally half a shade between them

>white

>>76911025
I dont think there's any way you can spin that caption in a way that isn't gay.

This can't be real

Eternal reminder that there is nothing wrong with craving your friend's cock and/or boypussy.

>people think white refers to skin color
Ohh my oh my

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>>76911025
>bringing swimming goggles into a half meter deep pool

>>76911071
oh baby

>There are STILL people on this board that will deny Penaldo's homosexuality

>>76911025
Undeniably gay

>>76911079
>pools are the same depth all over

should've guessed you don't leave your house with the anime pic

>>76911025

>TSUUU is flexing while the negro is just standing there relaxed

what did they mean by this

Who do you think is the bottom there?

Theres no problem at all you mouthbreathuing sperglord, he only wants you to be completely sure that he REALLY likes those vaginas in women, he REALLY likes them.

>>76911130

Penaldo of course, havent you see how much he loves to dive face down at every opportunity?

>>76911101
>>76911092
>>76911057

How is this gay? You guys are just projecting your own insecurities.

>"thanks for releasing me from the confed cup earlier so i can be with muh newborn baybees"
>proceed to swim in a homoerotic fashion with a nigger bull

>>76911025
I honestly don't think he is gay or even bi. Guys taking pictures like this is so common nowadays.

pandering to his gay/muslim fanbase

>>76911037
>>76911043
>>76911051
Ronaldo is just really tanned desu(some natural, some not). When he was younger he was ghost pale and had literal white skin. He lives in Spain and is indigenous to a Mediterranean climate so it's not strange that he's really tanned

>>76911192
Muslims would call an eternal jihad if they ever saw something this homosexual though.

>>76911025
reminder that rapeldo is a confirmed rapist

>>76911164
t. /fit/

>>76911025
I think he's trying to tell us something

>>76911025
>>76911211
So Ronaldo's a coalburner?

>>76911213
story?
I missed this
>>76911215
What board is more gay /fit/ or /lgbt/?

>>76911220
no he's a football player

>>76911211
>brotherly like bonding must mean they're obviously gay
t. Teenage girl that browses tumblr

>>76911025
How long would it take to get a body like that? I imagine women would be getting wet the moment they saw me.

>>76911213
[citation needed]

pro-tip: don' bother , because you won't find any

>>76911236
t. fag enabler

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>>76911196
>moortugal
>white

Pick one.

>>76911261
>Finnish people
>no Asian rape babies
Pick one

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>>76911261
>fingol
>white

kek <---
kek
kek
kek

>There are people who still think he is straight

baffling, dude is absolutely gay

100% B.E.N.T

and when he eventually comes out the closet you'll think "damn, i always knew something was up, it seems so obvious now"

HE IS A BUMDER

>>76911274
*not

>>76911243
If you're naturally athletic maybe two years.

If not, 3+

but I'm talking consistent tracking of diet and workouts. Not half assing it.

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>>76911220
This is Ronaldo's son

>>76911295
epic post ladbible

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>>76911025
this guy

>>76911226
I don't know much about /lgbt/ but I'm guessing there's bisexuality and asexuality and other weird shit going on there
my guess would be /fit/, on a technicality

>>76911308
>Ronaldo took a picture of his kid where he is properly dressed
Unbelievable.

>>76911196
Sorry sweetie but Ronaldo's grandmother was Cape Verdean

>>76911295
If he is in fact gay he's fighting against his thoughts due to his religious beliefs.

Let's be honest guys if Ronaldo walked up to you and went for the kiss you would kiss him as well.

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>>76911250
RIDF get out reeeeeeeeee

http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/rape-allegations-against-real-madrid-star-ronaldo-it-has-to-be-less-a-1144878.html

I do wonder if he or his marketing team knows about the memes / comments people say about him.

I can't believe someone (or ronaldo) would actually think to post that caption and not know what people would say.

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>>76911025
Nice edit faggot. Post the original right now to redeem yourself.

>>76911338
Hell yea while I filmed it to sell to the highest bidder and become rich as fuck

WOW dude post a pic of him and a friend and the homophobes are out in full force, Why do you care so much about another mans sexuality?

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>>76911339
kek

>>76911324
>There werent white people in the colonies

Cape Verdeans will be whiter than Sweden in about 50 years, wish that was a meme.

>>76911370
sure

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWF-YmPlPGc/?taken-by=cristiano

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>>76911025
what cristiano mean with this?

our guy

>white

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And /sp/ continues to worship him instead of Messi

>>76911378
faggot detected

Acknowledging homosexuality as the degenerate mental disorder that it is doesn't = homophobia.

purpose for sex = procreation

homosexuality - pedophilia - bestiality = all sexual attractions rooted in something other than a natural desire to procreate.

>>76911047
third post best post

>>76911471
>this post
>this flag

>>76911488
lol keeps convincing yourself that buddy, you're the one with a mental disorder, it's called being a bigot

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>>76911474
>he is gay therefore you shouldn't cheer for him

>>76911488
>n-no you're gay

>>76911025
When you're that good-looking and rich, you can literally have anything you want. Normie, heterosexual intercourse doesn't seem that appealing when you already have everything. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. So you turn degenerate.

>>76911025

it's always an ameriblob posting this threads, I bet he masturbates furiously his 2 inch dick to his messi posters.

>grown men unironically follow sportsmens instagrams and twatter, gossip about a persons sexuality and read transfer gossip as if it's an OK magazine.

you're all like teenage girls desu

>>76911488
>purpose for sex = procreation
speak for yourself. pussy feels good, im not looking to start paying child support in my early 20s

>mach


Ronaldo's social media has been a meme fountain since he started making his own posts

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>>76911474
>And /sp/ continues to worship him instead of Messi
lel, he fell for that obvious b8

>>76911071
this

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>that gay ass pose
>them oily/wet bodies
>that confused looking african gentleman
>that homoerotic caption
>WHITE

the sheer kek

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>>76911220

cornholeburner

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>>76911207
So, what are they waiting for?

>>76911488
>purpose for sex = procreation

anon is unaware that humans have sex for pleasure as well. Should we let him in on the secret guys?

>>76911579
but, I am a teenage girl mohammed

>goggles

Why are yuros so soft?

>>76911207
He is not gay, he has a anal disease cured by semen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kmJynf0PoM

>>76911811
>preview thumbnail
>"the devil inserts his index finger into this newborn's anus"

lmao what?

>>76911621
>that pic
Not banter

okay he is not gay. why does he use surrogate mothers for his children? first one was a "one night stand"(i bet it was surrogate too) now twins from surrogate mother. i wonder did he surrogate his gfs baby too? :DD

total gay boy

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>>76911825
>he doesn't know about Memri TV

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>>76911825

Memri TV, I think it's an Iraqi news channel, it's fantastic.

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>>76911825
>he doesn't know about Memery TV

>>76911801
Yuros are soft as fuck they're scared of getting water in their eyes

>>76911850
>>76911852
>>76911858
lol is this real or just some meme subtitles?

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>>76911886
I sincerely want to think they are all true

>>76911025
that guy has better chest genetics I bet ronaldo mirrin and jelly as fuck

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>>76911379

>>76911621
nice pic desu.

>>76911898
Can anyone make him say Tsu? And while at it, put Tsunaldo's face over him.

>>76911079
>he thinks Portuguese are white

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>>76911916
>disliking Tsuu

>>76911930
>he thinks "americans" are white

>>76911950
they wuz kaizers tho

>>76911931
I think I didn't express myself correctly. I meant that it should be TSU holding the Israel flag and spitting on it.

>>76911048

That's the point of this propaganda post from Ronnie's (((PR))) team.

there are people here who unironically wouldnt suck ronaldo dick? kys

Why are Americans so obsessed with race?

>>76911025
this has to be fucking fake

>>76911991
large spread out country with weak sense of purpose and no larger national identity

>>76911971
oh, actually that makes more sense than what I understood at first

what will happen when he (finally) comes out as gay?

>>76911991
Of all 1st world countries, we probably have the biggest melting pot of different races in the world. Way more of a mix of races than most other countries, so it tends to be a hot button topic.

>>76912029
jihad

>>76911931
>>76911908
>>76911898
>>76911858
>>76911852
>>76911850
more memri screencaps pls

>>76912079
>>>/pol/

>>76912029
all the faggots in the middle east will come out of the closet (pro tip 50% of the population) and america will go bankrupt when they wont want to fight each other anymore

>>76911308
looks like the missing link in human evolution

>>76912113
based tsu will liberate homo's all over the world and bring peace to the middle east in one swoop

ok i didn't read the description.
it's totally not gay to refer to a friend as chocolate

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>>76912029
a huge fuck fest

He still gets more ass than any of you sad losers

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>>76912136
>implying he isn't into scat

>>76911243
Yeah but what about when they saw your face?

>>76912136
I fondled my friends balls and it didn't really feel gay desu. we just had a laugh about it

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>>76912215
kek

>>76911852
It's a 'research' institute based out of Washington DC and run by Jews.

Please see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute

That's why you only see videos with some of the most crazy preachers and such aptly translated subtitles.

They're funny nonetheless.

>>76911196
Cristiano is clearly not european.

He's like 1/4 1/8 nigga

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>tfw Bernardo Silva exists

thank God he's normal

>>76911079
>never given underwater head before
kys n00b

>>76911211
Is not this common in mediterranean countries?

Lmao it's real you cannot make this shit up any more, BASED.

>>76911339
>rape 'allegations'
>tiny settlement & confidentiality agreement

Yep, just another golddigging opportunist who didn't have enough for criminal charges but felt she had enough circustantial insinuation to stir up a media storm for a big payday.

>>76911526
Being a bigot's not a mental disprder, you asshole.

You need to be more tolerant of other peoples' beliefs.

>>76911370
Breh...

Sauce?

>>76911295
t. gay expert

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>it's fucking real

how can anyone in their right mind deny that he's a homosexual?

look i'm not judging, let him have his ass pounded by shitskins for all i care, but don't you dare come on /sp/ and tell me he's not a fucking faggot

>>76911196
>>76911043I don't think Portuguese have a concept of race let alone white. His best friends all seem to be black or gypo(Quaresma).

>>76911425
he wants alpha arab cock

>>76911752
The pleasure is the evolutionary incentive. That doesn't detract from his point.

That's Jose Semedo, they've been bff's since their days in Sporting's academy

>>76911474
>better player who is also an infinite source of maymays vs worse player Who is also a boring borderline retard.
Gee difficult choice

>>76911532
>greentexting a statement makes it not true

>>76912662
>I don't think Portuguese have a concept of race let alone white
>tf
>tp

This picture doesn't look too right

>perfect mach
>mach
>tap-in merchant and his gay boyfriend fucking at incredible hihg speed

>>76911196
He was never white, when he was young he still looked no different than your typical spic
You non white twat

>>76911243
roids.

>>76911025
>*blocks your path*

>>76911220
no' that guy is a sandnigger

>>76912136
We all know it's only gay when a dick goes inside your pooper.

Homosexual's

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>white

It's pretty obvious he's not white by the fact he's actually good at soccer

>>76913908
this bait

>>76911532
>being gay is alright
no it's not lmao. fucking disgusting

>>76912215
Dresden was not enough for this blood-thirsty Anglo

>>76912628
>>76911295
Takes a pole-smoker to know one I guess.

>>76912459
lewd

>>76911079
This is what peak performance looks like.

http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/real-madrid/cristiano-ronaldo-yes-im-a-faggot-but-a-very-rich-one-5641409
>"Koke, he called me a faggot," Ronaldo said. "I said yes, yes, a faggot. But a very rich one, shithead."

>>76911025
they literally look the same skin colour wtf

>conservatives who love Western culture probably think the Ancient Greeks are legendary intellectuals who serve as the edifice of civilization
>except for all that blatantly gay stuff in their culture, that's for fags

Such cuckery and delusion

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cmon guys

Ronaldo excelled in sport because he doesn't have women as a distraction. Same in business, the Apple CEO is gay. If you're not a faggot you're at a disadvantage in life.

>>76915867
But Messi is better and has been with his gf/wife for many years.

>>76915884

Messi is an autist so doesn't mind constant repetition

>>76913238
desu it's only gay if you look each other in the eyes and say I love you

>>76911025
based

>>76911025
what the fuck is YOUR problem?
is it jealousy?

ITT: insecure betas

>>76911071
mind = blown

>>76912713
>MOORtuguese
>white

If Spain isn't white, then surely you aren't white either.

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>>76918323

>>76911025
Burn the coal...

>>76911025
As a burger, I literally never hear about this faggot but from all my years of browsing /sp/, how is it not a bigger deal he's a flaming homo? I feel like if I went to spain or wherever he's from and said he's gay, they'd give me shit but I'd just kindly show them all the pictures like this. Do tabloids not pick up on this?

>>76919442
They'd get sued. You can't just call someone a fag here, it's an insult.
Brits could pick up on it, but he's not there anymore.

Tbh, he's just cringy. He doesn't dominate english as well as he thinks.
That nigger has been his best friend since they were kids.

>>76911025
ahahhaha

>>76911886
meme subtitles

t. I speak some basic arabic

>>76919442
People are in denial about it and he's such an insecure twat that he tries hard to give off a certain image. I'm sure he's on his tippy toes in that pic
This board is also full of tapnaldo cancer

>>76919442
what's the big deal, why would you even care about what he does in bed with other consenting adults?

>>76919552
men aren't adults

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>>76919564
Mmmmm?

>>76919475
>>76919528
Okay thank you for your responses. That explains it a bit.
>>76919552
I don't care. It's just strange that someone a famous as him while posting the gayest pictures possible wouldn't garner any attention. Here in the States, if he's ever mentioned (which is almost never) and they talk about his life outside of soccer, it's just shit like how he used to date Paris Hilton or something.

I don't care about who Lebron james fucks, but if he were posting pictures like Ronaldo posts I think the media would make a big deal about it, at least certain media outlets...definitely not ESPN though. About as close as lebron has gotten to posting gay pictures what his banana boat thing.

>>76911474
> TSU always fun, giving good memes every month, had to work hard to get where he is.

Vs

> Literal manlet autist that fell for the gold digger meme

Mmm really activates those peanuts

>>76919697
>gold digger
he married a literal girl next door woman from his neighbourhood after having 2 kids with her and being together for more than 10 years
what the fuck are you talking about

>>76915884
Messi's Wife was banging some other guy infront of him, but he still dated her after that, safe to say he would do everything for her.

>>76919722
MUUUUH Young love since they were kids.
she dated some chad, when messi got fame and money, she appeared again

Black chocolate isn't a thing. It's dark chocolate.

>>76920820
Is that true? I'd lose all respect for him if it is.

>>76920902
i think the pictures of her and her boyfriend with messi and some other friends, has been posted here, several times. Hopefully somebody can post them

>>76920902
Obviously the cover story is 'Messi weds childhood sweetheart'.


Reality is Messi was friend zoned up until 2008. Her BF died in car crash and he just about entering goat year at Barca.

>>76919442
>I feel like if I went to spain or wherever he's from and said he's gay, they'd give me shit

Everyone knows it

>>76919722
Thats the litteral definition of a gold digger though, jumping on the first succesful guy she sees, quickly locking him down by popping babies, cheating around to see if there is a better prospect, going back to marriage when her bf on the sides eventually kills himself...

>>76911196
>When he was younger he was ghost pale and had literal white skin
Huh Madeira is literally closer to Africa
Most madereans I met are tanned/swarthy, azoreans are much whiter for instance

>>76911308
damn that sucks

>>76915761
well it was mostly with young boys

gayest fucking post ever

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>>76911471