/hoc/

hokkei ______ (sucks)

>>76910481
brazil _____ (sucks)

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>habs

>>76910507
>10.5 (ten and one half) million dollars
>for a goalie

>>76910481
>Your post starts with 7 ends with one
Coincidence?

Who /VEGAS/ here?

which is worse

top goalie at 10,5M
top center at 14M

>inb4 both are bad

>>76910507
>>76910519
Add a shitty new winger to that (Hemsky)
Are the Habs purposely trying to tank?

>>76910538
They both handicap their odds of ever getting a Stan lee winning squad up and running
10,5 mil is too much on a goalie; 14 mil on a single player is too much to
Idk desu

>>76910538
Top center 14mil

Price already proved you can meme your way with just a G (when they went to the ECF)

>>76910477

>only forum fag hate his gut

People who aren't casuals hate him. Nice broken English btw

>>76910538

Center. The importance of an individual skater is overrated in a game like hockey. A goalie actually can carry a team to a cup (not saying I think it WILL happen in MTL).

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Benn-Seguin-Radulov


Methot-Klingberg

Bishop

>>76910557
G should be your highest paid. Outside of the Hawks, who circumvent the cap, which team since the cap didnt have their goalie in the running for Conn Smyth

>>76910519
Is it a good deal? No, was it neccessary? Yes

Price had all the leverage in the world, the team is nothing without him, you either pay him or let your face of the franchise walk for nothing.

>>76910607

Common sense < memes

>>76910473
The Nashville's isn't working for me.

>>76910606

Crawford could've won the CS in 2013 by merit, but it's a media award so there was no way he was actually going to win it.

Guentzel - Crosby - Hörnqvist
Sheary - Malkin - Kessel
Hagelin - Duchene - Rust
Wilson - Cullen/Rowney - Reaves

Dumoulin - Letang
Cole - Schultz
Määttä - Hunwick

Murray
Niemi

Give me literally 1 (ONE) reason they won't threepeat

>>76910593
first round exit

>>76910663
Crosby is a meme

>>76910606
what does a goalie's cap hit have to do with the conn smythe?

>>76910663

Because you're assuming you're getting Duchene for absolutely nothing.

>>76910665
>first round

Duchenne + 1st for Crosby

>>76910694
Aston-Reese, Sprong, Kühnhackl, 2018 1st, the list could go on...

>>76910727

>that fantasy

yeah they're totally going to trade Duchene for to the defending champs for a bunch of garbage when there are like 5 teams in the hunt for him

well i guess there's no point in watching habs games this year

>>76910727
Sakic rates Duchene very highly; there's lots of teams with great offers for him

>>76910696
still shit defensively, no bottom 6 depth, hanzal is overrated trash.

>>76910677
Nothing. If you believe noone should be paid 10.5 thats your opinion, but a G should be paid the most since hes the most importa t

>>76910727

If that was even remotely close to enough to get Duchene he would've already been traded last season.

>>76910803
That's why they won't make the playoffs senpai

>>76910794
>this year

Habs more like Hasb as in short for has-beens LMAO

>>76910663
>Hunwick at defense
>No Daley
>No hainsey
>No fleury
>No Kunitz
>Finnish goaltending
>Guentzel a Crosby babby

They'll lose in the second round

>>76910830
hon hon hon

>>76910858
>no hainsey
That's a great thing though

Wild
Preds
Jets
Blues

Oilers
Ducks
Flames
VEE GEE KAY

>>76910563

Wasn't that Halak?

>>76910921
One year yeah. When they lost to >rags he was the G until he got injured.

Radu a shit. Habs will be better without him.

How good will Boston be this year you think?

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>SOON

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>mfw habs miss the playoffs

>>76910473
Those new preds jerseys are awful

>>76911029
Same as they were during last season
Possible WC, don't see them going further than 1st round

>>76911052

I don't really pay attention to prospects. Is Cody Glass good enough to play this year? You'd think with all the extra players and assets they're sitting on they'd still want to make a trade for another star or at least impact player.

>>76910978
He broke my heart. I wish him well but man, we have to build from the draft. Free agency is cancer.

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>it's going to be another "two sun belt teams in the WCF" season

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Hello where are the Stanley Cup?

>>76911155
Its your own fault for overpaying price.

>>76911193
the stanley cups follow this man like mosquitos follow the smell of blood. The smart GM of Pens know this.

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>>76911193
on täällä :DDDDDDD

>>76911245
we still have 14 m in cap space.

How is overpaying Price affecting Radulov's decision?

>>76910858
>Payers nobody rated before they played on the penguins are now the reason they will lose

Fleury is the only good argument.

>>76911309
need chucky, markov, pacioretty extension soon

>>76911326
You still lose core players, so that isn't good

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>>76911301
Stanley cup is in its home again. The Great Land of Finland.

>>76911336

SOON

>>76911336
Pacioretty's extension will definitely hurt us. Markov is closer to retirement and Chucky can go to arbitration if he can't get off his high horse.

>>76911336
don't you think Galchenyuk is going to be traded?

>>76911326
Fleury isnt even an arguement. Had Bob been half good, they woulda lost. Fleury only looked good because Bob and Holtby played like shit. He still averaged over 2.5 goals per game

>>76911350
Did they lose Crosby, Malkin, Letang or Murray? Because that is their core.

>>76911376
Maybe to the Isles? because if Markov walks, it makes sense to trade Galchenyuk for a LD. In which case the team gets younger but doesn't really upgrade anything.

>>76911411
Crosby,Määttä,Malkin and Niemi is the core.

>>76911376
at this point i don't see who he's worth trading for.

How shit are the Rags going to be?

>no 1C
>only two real centers at all
>horrible 4th line
>defensive liability Shattenkirk is their big signing
>declining Lundpads and lost their good young backup
>only $8m in cap space, and that's not including Zibanejad's extension

>>76910473
Congrats to radulov for announcing his plans to return to the KHL in 2018-19

>>76911492

maybe package him with some stuff for a solid young Left D like >>76911443 said.

Karl Alzner can't be your big FA move when you lost Radulov and possibly Markov for nothing.

>>76911505
>rags/10

>>76911403
I guess the only reason the pongs have won their last 8 playoff series is because the other goalies have all coincidentally shit the bed as soon as they faced the pongs.

Their UFA losses are getting incredibly overblown these last few days. Chalk it up to wishful thinking by opponents. It's only the first week of July. They're all replaceable to a degree with younger, cheaper options, some of which are already acquired, others that will be added down the road. They'll cruise to 12th consecutive playoff birth in a weak metro division and we'll see what rosters look like from there. My guess is they'll have two more Guentzel's in their regular lineup with Aston-Reese and Sprong and will be comfortably poised for a 3peat.

The best thing a competitive team can do is have 5-6 mil in cap space to get depth at the deadline, signing injury prone goalies, shitty manlet Frenchmen and shitty Russian assholes to big money rarely works out

>>76911068
is that dog shitting?

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>this will never ever happen ever again in lifetime

t-thx bergevin...

>>76911582

Stars will be lucky to be #4th in their own division. Maybe even 5th if Peg keeps progressing forward.

pongs will have a worse regular season but be a better team. In 2016 they won the cup after playing literally half the season because they were healthy. last year Sullivan's system wore them down over the year and they got beat up and they still won. lesson's learned and now they'll focus on managing minutes and keeping guys in it than being regular season champs.

>>76911655
If Niemi starts 40 games that's 80 points gone right there.

>>76911677

why would he start 40 games unless you're anticipating an injury to Murray.

>>76911688
>Jim Rutherford signed Niemi a few minutes after the start of free agency on Saturday to a one-year, $700,000 contract and said later in the day that he expected Niemi to play "30 to 40 games for us."
I don't actually think he'll play 40 but that's what JR said.

>>76911582
>5-6mil
>depth

You only need 3-4mil if it's just depth. Teams shouldn't be going for top minute players at the deadline anyways because it rarely works out (team doesn't win cup and player goes somewhere else in the offseason after the team gave up 1rst rnd pick(s) and prospect(s))

>>76911614
At least you got to see one hombre.

Imagine beings a Cafucks, Blose, Sabres, Crapitals, Coyotes, Shorks, Senaturds, Panturds, Predators, Jest, Blow Jobs or worst of all a Mild fan.

>badulov
kek dulass

>>76911111

>>76911677
>implying Niemi won't have a comeback season

He was playing on the Stars. They are liteally one of the worst defensive teams in the league. At least the Pongs can play defense.

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debbies will be elite soon

>>76911696
Pumping tires. Murray is the starter and will play 60 games min if he's healthy.

I'm giving 50 to 1 odds that Radulov stays with Dalas for the duration of his contract. 2 to 1 odds that he leaves for the KHL before the 4th year.

>>76911696
the 30 end of the would be more reasonable, and even that I doubt. Murray's young, he can shoulder a bigger load now.

>>76911614
yes.

THANK YOU BERGEVIN!!!

who gets kunitz's A

>>76911757
letang

>>76911757
Crosby every Friday night

>>76911505
Bottom 10 at best, even with shattenkirk

>>76911796
>Crosby's nickname for him was literally "cunny"
Could they make it any more obvious?

But seriously it will be Cullen if he comes back, Letang or Hornqvist if not.

>>76911877

>Horny and Cunny on the ice at the same time

wew lad

>>76910858
>no daley
Hes replaceable
>no hainsey
He was shit
>no kunitz
Crosbybabby
>no fleury
Shittier backup
>finnish goaltending
Will only play in the regular season
>guentzel is a crosby babby
So? Someone has to score Crosbys perfect dishes

I want Van to sign Yakupov just because

Amerifats lel

>>76911505
3rd in the metro desu

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Find me a more kino hockey family

[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

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>>76912204

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>>76912204
there u go

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meet your 2018 Stan lee cup champions

>>76912138
this desu

>>76912319
>collar up with a bow tie
jesus christ I thought frogs are good at this

>>76912204
damn he looks exactly like his dad. his wife/gf is hot as fuck though.

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Hope you nigs in Bakersfield enjoy the 43 players Chiarelli has signed for the Condors.

>>76912284
JUST

>>76910665
I'd say that's an improvement, /hoc/ didn't even bother to put us in playoff brackets

>>76912321

>Steve Mason

>>76912507
need to have lot's of cheap garbage players on hand. that's all they'll be able to afford after they give Macdavid 13.5 million per year

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>>76912506
/ourgirl/ too

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>>76912204
>>76912284

>>76912579
>Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Whoa she really is our girl,,,

>>76912535
>2018 Vezina Winner Steve Mason

>>76912620
that photograph looks like it's from 2001

what happened to the Kings? Why is jeff carter the only good player left there

>>76911711
I'm gonna assume you didn't watch any stars games and just going off assumptions, which aren't that far off because the stars hardly played any d, but Mememi was his own fucking enemy in the net regardless of how the team played in front of him.

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Sedin - Sedin - Eriksson
Baetschi - Horvat - Gagner
Granlund - Sutter - Boeser
Dorsett - Burmistrov - Rodin

Edler - Tanev
Hutton - Stecher
Del Zotto - Gudbranson

Markstrom
Nilsson

How the FUCK does the rest of the NHL even compete?

Our 3rd line is basically a 2nd line and our 4th line is a 3rd Iine.

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>>76912204
She looks finnish. Is she reverse barkov?

>>76912204
why do all their noses pull slightly to the left?

>>76912670
Sutter is garbage

>>76912670
>swedish goaltending

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>>76912284
>those little chugs already missing their teeth from opening beer bottles with their teeth
>his mom has a beer belly
>Price is red in the face from beer before the picture was taken

makes a person really think

>>76912670
what the fuck are you trying to do
this is the most accurate definition of "average" I've ever seen. literally 2 good players+18 average ones. enjoy the first overall though

>>76912721
Sutter is absolute trash on defense, but he'll be sheltered in the 3rd line role. Hoping we can get him to waive his NTC by trade deadline or get rid of him next year when Pettersson makes the roster next season.

>>76912204
wow, his sister is a hottie

>>76912670

>"it's fucking nothing", the Team

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>>76912722
Cups won by Swedish goaltenders: 14
Cups won by Finnish goaltenders: _ (<--- guess)

>>76912709
Her name's Natalia and they're from near Kazakhstan, so probably not.

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>>76912204
>malkin dating a woman so braindead that she still plays with toys at the dinner table

laughing SO HARD right now

>>76912709
babushka

>>76912765
That's his hamwallet. She's too hot to have come from those parents.

>>76912817
hey kippers, when is our son getting drafted

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>>76912756
>implying pettersson won't also date chloe and make mad fat gains like his idol virtanen

>>76912826
She's more than half plastic, you don't know that.

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>>76912838
DELETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>76911720
SOON

>>76912856
this triggers me and I don't even like the Simpsons

>be radulov
>score 18 goals after returning to NHL
>the same NHL you left before
>demand big money
>Dallas idiots give it to you
>become Hemsky 2.0
>pull a Nickishkin to KHL
>come back to NHL at age 40
>leafs give you 4 years at 60 million


Lmao

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Benn-Seguin-Radulov

Can any top line even compete?

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>>76912872

>>76912886
yes, they just have to wait for benn to lose it and chimp out as he usually does lmao

So is Thornton going to sign a similar contract with the laffs like the one with Marleau?

He said he was waiting to see what Marleau does before he signs.

$14M a season for both Thornton/Marleau until they are 42 would be good.

>>76912319
I played a few games at the world arena in Colorado against his sons team and he was screaming at his son angrily the entire game. This was right around his domestic violence thing too. Great memories.

>>76912916
thornton wants to play in switzerland again before he retires, so he'll probably go there next year

@76912916
god damn you are worse than grease when it comes to fishing for (you)s

>>76912947
Any connection between him and Switzerland? Dunno why he'd go there.

>>76912965
his wife is swiss and he played there during the lockout

>>76912886

>he fell for the russian meme

and too bad one decent line doesn't win cups

Stars will win the cup

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>>76912922
They turned out to be decent ppl at least

>>76912916
Thornton already re-signed with San Jose. 1-yr $8 m

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>>76912983
lmao nice wife ya got there jumbo

>>76913013
>that look
You just KNOW

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>>76913028
looking S P I C Y af

>>76912922
Lol anyone remember when Roy and his son got suspended in the same game because Roy yelled at him to fight the other goalie, who didnt want to fight.

Isles and stars will play in the finals next season

Cap this

>>76913093
yeah the lottery will be really exciting

>>76913087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN5VppFGasg
this game?

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>>76913144
Good post

>>76913128
Yeah, his son was shit so this is his only true highlight

>>76912817
>dating a gril smarter than you
malkin knows what he's doing

>>76912204

I once met Geno's parents at a CVS. Was arguably one the three best days of my life

Does anyone have any caps from the meltdown of hasb fans?

>>76913197
>the average woman is smarter than the average man

So I guess the average man doesn't know what they're doing?

>>76913243
https://twitter.com/RADUL22/status/881953802139701249

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Should >rags fans kill themselves?

>>76913286

YES also animefags. Disgust me even worse

>>76913299
Anime is allowed

>>76913374
>anime
>drawn by westerner

literally a weeaboo

>>76913417
This isn't kappa mikey

>>76913446
>anime, the japanese shorthand for animation
>drawn by a westerner

it's not anime, it's just pure distilled weeaboo delusion

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I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

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>Puljujärvi
>Laine
>Aho
>Rantanen
>Honka
>Korpisalo


Who the fuck can stop them?

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https://youtu.be/63ApK-RKqdc

Is this man a fucking genius?

>>76912204
that doesn't look like Magnitogorsk

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>rags

>>76913552
Which NHL team is this?

>>76913563
>Malkin comes from impoverished Russian steel city
>plays in impoverished American steel city

BRAVO BETTMAN

>>76913615
Pittsburgh is nicer than whatever minority filled homeless dump you're from.

>>76913559
is there more of these? From different teams i mean.

>>76913654
*rests chin on my paws*

I don't think so.

>>76913552
literally anyone

>>76913695

This is the worst post you've ever made

>>76913695
what the hell?

>rags

>>76913559
He sounds like a retard. Nougat cant talk and he is a generalmanager

jeez louise

>Detroit only has 2 millions to sign Tatar and AA

Who do you guys think is going to be traded?

>>76913695
Kys

>>76913758
Frans

>>76913790
>Anyone would want his contract

>>76913758
should be Green. it's not like he'd resign and waste his last good years on a bottom feeder

>>76913628
>White trash
>good

The best is suburbia within a reasonable drive of the city. Head to the city to get interesting grub and experience culture like sports and concerts and go back to your quiet neighborhood where you don't even have to lock the doors after.

>>76913830
It would be the obvious move, but if he was going out of the team, it would have been at the deadline.

Imagine being a detoilet fan, the last good thing about your city has fallen off a cliff and now you have to live in a crime ridden wasteland and your hockey team sucks dick

>>76913758
they'd trade AA away because you'd have to be drunk to play in detroit

>>76913873
>Thank god I have a minimum of decency to not move there to root for >my team

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>tfw you will be alive for the finnish invasion of NHL

>>76913886
>Trading AA

I doubt this would happen since they're in a rebuild.

They need the young ones, if anything, Tatar would make more sense but Holland is the kind of guy to prefer the vets over the kids

>>76913917
>tfw you will be alive when the NHL will be mostly European

>>76913965
Asian*

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>>76913559
Seriously is this the only mic'd up video from the draft? Tried to search from google and youtube and Benning/canucks seem to be the only one.

NHL dropping the ball once again.

>>76913971
>Switzerland
>Asian
>Germany
>Not African

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>>76912658
they played hard physical hockey and all their guys got banged up and used.

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>>76913917
>Last minute of play in the extra frame of this tight checking game 7 Battle of Alberta
>Here comes McDavid along the half wall with some speed, chips the puck down and chases after it into the corner with T.J Brodie
>Brodie recovers the puck attempts to make an outlet pass its turned over and back on the stick of the Oilers captain
>McDavid in the slot winds up for a slapshot.. but he's stripped by his own teammate Puljujarvi!!!!
>Puljujarvi drives the net and he SCORES!!!!!!!!!! GAME 7 OVERTIME WINNER

>>76913991
Damn, in 18 years we'll have a ton of Refugee-Germanican players in the NHL.

>>76913980
The Canucks is the only team that matter you shit posting rice paddy worker.

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next person to acknowledge kippers' existance will get a beating by yours truly(me)

this post doesnt count, fuckign burger

>>76911157
>kangz squeak in and ruin analslimes dreams again

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>>76914002
*blocks your path*
nothing personelle

>>76914026
i used to look like this, i was a "powerlifter"
then i realized i was just a fat fucking pig and lost weight

dark times

I love Kippers

Kippers is love, Kippers is life

I want to marry Kippers and have beautiful children together!

>>76914002
>>76914026

Who would win in a Finland-Canada war? Does anyone care?

>>76914077
The Finns because Trudeau would surrender and offer his wife to not have to fight

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>>76914077
These two provinces alone would bring down the fist of retribution on the yellow man

>>76914040
lmaoing @ all those /fit/fags falling for the bulk/cut meme and end up just being forever 30 lbs. overweight

Please don't bully kippers

>>76914114
>peace river

whatever you say skipper. please don't hurt me. pfffffffAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>76914140
t. fell for the keto meme

Bulking and cutting is for skeletons

tfw haven't been to the gym in 4 days

should i go now

>>76914194
i dont fucking care

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i need a squat buddy/squat spotter to help me so i can /skatefast/

>>76914194

Yes, and post pics of your technique

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Party rockers in the house tonight party rockers in the house tonight party rockers in the house tonight party rockers in the house tonight party rockers in the house party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a good time party rockin in the house tonight party rock is in the house tonight Party Rock has in a house tonight party rocker in the house tonight everybody just party rock in the house tonight and we go make you lose your mind we just want to see you're done take that everyday I'm shuffling bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

>>76914230
You can squat on me anytime

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>>76914007
>kongs
Bitch please, ducks will make wcf again next year and possibly win da cup

>>76914230
only if i can rub my erection on your cute bum

also next person to reply to kippers will fucking die
dont acknowledge her or she will never leave

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>>76914251
god damn you just hit me with legit nostalgia bomb
damn im old

>>76914313
öh, do you nostalgia over stuff from 2011?

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>>76914313
>Be me 2011 bantam AAA locker room with all my bros
>Party rock is in the house tonight starts playing

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>no hockey
>no gf

Please watch Austrian hokkei in September

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>>76914432
watch the australia league

>>76914451
Not if it all looks like this >>76914457 LMAO

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>>76914482
its either that or go watch your local mens league play.

>>76914482
Jesus Christ, no
>the state of Australian sports

Is replying to tripfags a sport?

>>76914457
no please don't watch our league.

>>76914482
>>76914501
https://youtu.be/3kFs9SveT9w
That's the highlights of the final game of the 2016/17 season

>>76914639
vid not avaliable bro

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>>76914639
I want to krönen mit dem titel

>>76911708
>Cafucks

Out of all the teams to not have a cup it should probably be them/the craps if you're a millennial.

>>76914701
KIPPERS LOOKS LIKE THAT???

>>76912741
>1st overall

fuck as if. we're pulling a total calgary, 9th in the conference 5 years in a row.

>>76914655
Fucking Sky.
I'll try to find another one for the thread, but now I have to catch some sleep.
G'night

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>>76914752
Nah, this is her

t. wet t-shirt connossoueir

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>it's a kippers crawls out of his r/asianmasculinity hole for just long enough to ruin the thread thread

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>>76914816
gnight felix

>>76912741
>cantpucks draft lottery
>1st overall
hans pls

>>76912796
>tfw chris osgood has more cups than every Finnish goaltender combined.

>>76914827
>it's an "edgy 14 year old alt-righter misgenders kippers" post

>>76914767
what 6 teams will finish behind you?
Pacific:
Edmonton: no way
Anaheim: nope
San Jose: no
Arizona: they actually improved, so no
Calgary: no
Kongs: no one actually knows what they can do, but I'll just say no
Vegas: maybe

Central:
Dallas: no
Chicago: no
St. Louis: no
Nashville: no
Winnipeg: no
Minnesota: no
Colorado: yes

all of the shit teams in the east improved too, so Vancouver, Colorado and Vegas are basically locks for 29 30 and 31
forgot Detoilet. they will fit somewhere in the between

>>76914834
>implying you won't trade up to draft Dahlin and create the swedish meme triangle

>>76914194
Ya

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there is no team in a worse position than cantpucks right now

>star players are almost 40 and slow as jagr
>shit goalie
dont feel like listing any more reasons but i could come up with dozens

canacucks are trash and will never not be

Familia, should I get a Hurricanes or Avalanche sweater?

>live in North Carolina
>best friend lives in Colorado

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>>76915053
will they riot again if they come 31st?

>>76915125
Canes. Wait for the new Adidas one

>>76915125
That split doesn't make any sense. Why would your best friend determine which jersey you get?

>>76915125
Why would it matter where your best friend lives? Do you fuck him when he's in Carolina? If not, get a Canes jersey you faggot.

>>76915308
>>76915227
He's a very good friend guys, plz no bully

>>76915192
When does Adidas come out with the new designs?

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>>76915332
What a bandwagoner

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>>76915332
The masculine jawline of a winner

>>76915332
I can tell by the jaw that she is a solid 4/10

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>>76915329
This is the new one. Comes out later this year I think

>>76915332
Anyone is always welcome to da burgh. As long as you don't abuse our players without understanding the game

>>76915332
Oh dear

>>76915393
It looks so based, love the new Canes jersey

Is he Cell key material?

How the fuck have you never heard of the pittsburgh "media darling" penguins. Christ. Wish bandwagoners would leave our sport alone

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>>76915437
Damn. First time this happens.

>>76915437
>Bobbyryan.jpg
Right?

>>76915455
>Wish women would leave sports alone
Same

laughing SO HARD at the minnesota wild

>>76915455
Chicago sports media only covers chicago teebeeh

>>76915455
You literally cannot get less bandwagon-y than the NHL in America.

>>76915393
Better than I expected. Who should I get?

>>76915501
Faulk

>>76915488
more casual fans=more bandwagoners
the overwhelming majority of american hockey "fans" are casuals, thus more bandwagoners

>>76915501
Aho

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>>76911708
>I'm a coyotes fan

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>>76915501
is that really a question? There's only one right choice.

>>76915512
Sad but true. Fans like myself are a strong minority. I sometimes find myself explaining rules at games to someone next to me upset about a call

>>76915501
Brind'Amour

>>76915501
AHO
H
O

Why should I be excited for Ryan Miller? What can he deliver for the Ducks?

>>76915553
Way more than bernier gave ya in the playoffs

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>>76915501

>>76915553
no
glove side goal against after glove side goal against
pray gibson unbusts himself to bh

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>>76915533
ahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Aho sucks

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>>76915553
He's slightly better than Bernier... So there's that

>>76915581

>>76915573
Thanks Oilers

>>76915602
What's AHO?

>>76915626
Casual

>>76915626
no canucks
he is 300 years old and weighs 90 pounds, and is declining like a rock
terrible signing

What free agency has taught us: defensemen can rip teams off

All you lurking kids who want to play hockey, play D if you want $$$ when you're old and washed up

>>76915638
Just tell so I won't be casual. Is he a Canes player?

>>76915666
So Fowler will screw the Ducks?

>>76915666
Defense is fucking hard

>>76915626
He's a Swede that the Islanders drafted

>>76915681
Nah Fowler is good

>>76915681
Fowler wasn't UFA?

>>76915666
to be fair, it is the toughest role to play in NHL17 be a pro

>>76915702
Defense is nothing in NHL 17.

>>76915702
I always just take penalties

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>>76915671
He is a superstar-in-making canes franchise player.
fuck you

>>76910534
Yo

>>76910694
How about hagelin and a 1st rounder? Penguins are confident in their young wingers coming up

>>76915681
Nah, if anything Perry and Bieksa are screwing the Ducks.

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>Banter with a Finn
>He threatens to kill himself